The Ricky Gervais Show - Karl Pilkington Plumbing

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  • If Karl was boss, he wouldn't have any excuses!
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  • @K.Dilkington
    @K.Dilkington Před 6 lety +1239

    "No, because they've done it before." In a completely hypothetical scenario.

    • @richardmorton4762
      @richardmorton4762 Před 5 lety +4

      🤣

    • @quarky6395
      @quarky6395 Před 5 lety +52

      And this is where his genius comes out !

    • @shyjames83
      @shyjames83 Před 5 lety +33

      “Just annoys me”

    • @borednow5838
      @borednow5838 Před 5 lety +22

      "You're in big trouble, fuck off"!

    • @FranMSK
      @FranMSK Před 4 lety +9

      Like that monkey news where the monkey had the chat show and suddenly Cher was on.

  • @WestOutWay
    @WestOutWay Před 10 lety +418

    "Go round to Sheila's and slag me off if you want, but you're not coming back here - fuck off." HAHA!

  • @SkywardPhantom
    @SkywardPhantom Před 3 lety +423

    The best part of this bit is that Karl has already gone so deep into this hypothetical that he's created a history where his employees have already used up their one chance to skip a day of work.

    • @barringtonfisher87
      @barringtonfisher87 Před rokem +16

      & he's already thought about the fact he gives himself a bit more time to put the heating on in the car

    • @temporary6715
      @temporary6715 Před 11 měsíci +1

      “Gone so deep”

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 Před 20 dny

      And that they slag him off behind his back

  • @ZombieWerePrechaunPire
    @ZombieWerePrechaunPire Před 9 lety +767

    I love that when Ricky and Karl do a bit, Karl is always so in to it.

    • @jstobie2000
      @jstobie2000 Před 4 lety +6

      Skibi so’s ricky

    • @placebodomingo3277
      @placebodomingo3277 Před 3 lety +55

      By the second ring he has already named his business “KP Plumbing”

    • @juliuscaesar6793
      @juliuscaesar6793 Před 3 lety +36

      It’s true, it’s like a switch gets turned on, his imagination takes over.

    • @AA-fn9xz
      @AA-fn9xz Před 2 lety +3

      He’s like Michael from The US Office when he makes the million dollar sale.

    • @jeffgratton75
      @jeffgratton75 Před 2 lety +7

      Steve appreciates ityou can hear him laugh quietly at the “kp plumbing”

  • @kieranwhite6647
    @kieranwhite6647 Před 10 lety +392

    'You're not coming back here again, fuck off!' Cracks me up everytime

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 Před 10 lety +716

    "She's weak anyway." xD

    • @anon9579
      @anon9579 Před 7 lety +2

      farfangled that discribes people who want safe spaces expel them

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 6 lety +5

      Karl is a beast! A reasonable and fair beast. No transports? Is that slang for a taxi? A bus?

    • @dale2442
      @dale2442 Před 6 lety +2

      just any public transport

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth Před 5 lety

      KP for PM. He puts everything in the simplest terms possible, he doesn't give a toss if you can't pull your own weight, and he's too simple to be corrupt (Just keep radio/TV shows and maganizes away from him). He's got my vote.

    • @vocalist92
      @vocalist92 Před 5 lety

      I love how he said that as well as plenty of other Darwinist opinions but he struggled to last one night on a desert island in IA2

  • @El..Stracho
    @El..Stracho Před 9 lety +155

    "Go round to Sheila's n slag me of..." ahahaha superb man

  • @berkerust09
    @berkerust09 Před 10 lety +82

    "you're not coming back here, FUCK OFF"
    Funniest thing I've heard in ages

  • @jonnywho21
    @jonnywho21 Před 9 lety +615

    "I'm not gonna make it in today son so um I'll see you tomorrow alright boy?" lol

    • @tomdavies6256
      @tomdavies6256 Před 8 lety +72

      That part was hilarious😂 Bob is a cheeky chappy😂😂

    • @goatfather5711
      @goatfather5711 Před 6 lety +10

      Might try that next time I call in sick.

    • @timothyalston9171
      @timothyalston9171 Před 6 lety +4

      Read it exactly as they said it

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth Před 5 lety +16

      Rant: If you're ever young and in a position of authority, the senior staff will fucking see how far they can go. I know they did it with me, and anyone who took my position after I was promoted. I legally fired them, fuck the unions, costs, and consequences. Afterwards, you tell your team that you only care about results. If they do their contractually mandated work, you don't care if they leave early, come in late, don't come at all, or are on drugs, you'll back them up. If they don't, no second chances. The higher ups are happy, because they want results, and your crew quickly grows attached to your "hands off" kind of leadership. Add turning a blind eye to some overtime forms from the most efficient employees, and it's smooth sailing.

    • @tcekilla2
      @tcekilla2 Před 5 lety +3

      @@zabaoth Lol WTF job is this? Sign me up? Bet pay if like 4.50 an hour though

  • @darkautumnstories5834
    @darkautumnstories5834 Před 6 lety +137

    "No 'cos they've done it before.."
    How he folds his arms and pulls a smug expression. Brilliant xD

    • @Eddie4518
      @Eddie4518 Před 3 lety +3

      You it’s an animation right?

    • @bladabladabloo
      @bladabladabloo Před rokem +3

      @@Eddie4518 What difference does that make?

  • @CheddarmanGeo
    @CheddarmanGeo Před 9 lety +212

    Watched this like 6 times in the past 3 days. Pure comedy genius.

    • @traviche7207
      @traviche7207 Před 9 lety +4

      Same for me, lol. One of their best scenarios.

  • @adudefromtheukvideos
    @adudefromtheukvideos Před 6 lety +160

    Does anyone know when this stops being funny? I've watched it maybe 60 times over the last few months, and it still makes me laugh out loud every single time! "FOOK OFF!"

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 6 lety +2

      John Smith It can stop being funny?

    • @bfdcluberlang5681
      @bfdcluberlang5681 Před 5 lety +2

      I’m exact same. Just had it on again. Id love to work for KP plumbing 😂

    • @rickwicks6497
      @rickwicks6497 Před 4 lety +3

      It will ALWAYS be funny! Watched 3 times in a few hours...🤣 and a hundred before that..

    • @abandonthisfate2461
      @abandonthisfate2461 Před 4 lety +1

      It is constantly funny, I ever need to have a laugh I know this will deliver every single time

    • @thvtsydneylyf3th077
      @thvtsydneylyf3th077 Před 3 lety

      You're not coming back here, FUCK OFF! 😭😭😭😭

  • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
    @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere Před 7 lety +101

    I love how Bob chuckles just after delivering the bad news that he's not gonna make it in today son, sooo I'll see ya tomorrow alright boy

    • @GregKeaton
      @GregKeaton Před 6 lety +4

      WOOOPdoctorFROGhere he’s not chuckling, he’s having a sniff

    • @PTp1ranha
      @PTp1ranha Před 5 lety +1

      WOOOPdoctorFROGhere He’s done it before.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII Před 2 lety +4

      Bob should be sacked right off, the way he calls his boss son, and boy,,,,,one chance !!!!!!

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 Před rokem

      *Sniff*

  • @ProughZack
    @ProughZack Před 7 lety +707

    I love how quickly Karl adapts to Ricky's hypothetical scenarios like they're real things. Also he was 100% in the right for firing Sheila. Bob...not so much.

    • @cozy4732
      @cozy4732 Před 7 lety +116

      ProughZack but he'd done it before!

    • @sm0g-810
      @sm0g-810 Před 6 lety +22

      It's really not that easy to fire people. Snow shouldn't stop people from getting into work but our country is just so ridiculously unprepared for this sort of weather. Recently in my area, gritters sometimes haven't even come out the night before its supposed to snow.

    • @nickmagee-brown739
      @nickmagee-brown739 Před 6 lety +5

      Sm0g - yep, when I have seen/heard that there is a chance of heavy snow I text my team and inform them that disciplinary steps will be taken against them and no excuses will be accepted for late/non arrival into work and on the odd occasion i get a call, I ignore it, check the caller id and simply text them to say 'assuming you are calling to inform you are en route so see you in...... minutes, ENSURE you are here!' Always works.

    • @Kyle1818
      @Kyle1818 Před 6 lety +81

      What a lovely employer you must be to work for Nick Magee!

    • @nickmagee-brown739
      @nickmagee-brown739 Před 6 lety +3

      Kyle1818 i'm not an employer, just mid way up the food chain, if the will is there, you can always get in. I did last week.

  • @MegaDonGallo
    @MegaDonGallo Před 8 lety +99

    I so want to sign off a sick call to work with 'Am not gonna make it in today son, so umm... I'll see ya tomorrow, alright boy?!'

  • @KAITAKI101
    @KAITAKI101 Před 8 lety +87

    Still come back to this sketch when I need a laugh. Genius!

  • @rockerkitch1990
    @rockerkitch1990 Před 12 lety +33

    "She was weak anyway." Karl is the sweetest facist you could ever find.

  • @MsMorbeg
    @MsMorbeg Před 10 lety +97

    Listen to Karl during his xfm days, before he was famous and was very much himself. He isn't pretending, this is him.

  • @johnnyk427
    @johnnyk427 Před 12 lety +42

    Best role player ever. Ricky is having a laugh but Karl is genuinely mad.

  • @Tess1061
    @Tess1061 Před 12 lety +39

    "One chance."
    "Well you didn't even give them one chance."
    "No, cause they've done it before!"
    lmao

  • @HTMediaNL
    @HTMediaNL Před 13 lety +21

    Love that whenever he gives an example job in whatever situation, it's always a plumbing company.

  • @spreadthelove77
    @spreadthelove77 Před 10 lety +100

    I love knowing he is slowly working himself up to a rage. Rick defo knows how to get the best out of him!

  • @pl0xinat0r
    @pl0xinat0r Před 12 lety +28

    I love how Karl gets so into these Improv sessions. And a U-Bend factory is so true to form.

  • @thetributemaster1469
    @thetributemaster1469 Před 8 lety +125

    You know your British when a phone call ends with
    *FUCK OFF* xD 2:55

  • @davidandrews3290
    @davidandrews3290 Před 9 lety +40

    Steve laughing in the background hahaha

  • @ColeMacho
    @ColeMacho Před 4 lety +24

    You can tell when Ricky knows that he's losing an argument when he begins to escalate things.

  • @mimsl959
    @mimsl959 Před 9 lety +65

    Ricky G. portrays him in such a shitty way! He's fucking genius! More common sense than most of us!

    • @wobbers99
      @wobbers99 Před 6 lety +7

      ricky has told karl many times how much he loves him. That's how bromances work :)

    • @alfredhadesworth9253
      @alfredhadesworth9253 Před 3 lety +3

      A fucking genius? Man doesn't even know that cavemen didn't live with dinosaurs.

    • @lance1273
      @lance1273 Před 3 lety

      No one really does either lol

    • @AA-fn9xz
      @AA-fn9xz Před 2 lety +3

      Ricky has actually said loads of times that Karl does have a lot of great insight, but the way he tries to articulate his thoughts makes him sound like an idiot.

  • @TheKimdunn
    @TheKimdunn Před 12 lety +14

    I love when Karl and Ricky role play.Never knew Karl was a method actor.So serious about it.And so funny.

  • @shanaellis4553
    @shanaellis4553 Před rokem +3

    Sheila’s rant never fails to make me smile. This is one of the best animations of the show. You’re in fucking trouble!

  • @dukemydogy
    @dukemydogy Před 12 lety +30

    I love the animation! Little things like Karl's eyebrows lowering over his eyes at specific times in relation to the other characters... BRILLIANTLY DONE, Soooo funny! The attention to detail that goes in to the animation is just incredible. That goes for the animated version of Ricky and Stephen as well =)

  • @SleekMouse
    @SleekMouse Před 2 lety +8

    He came up with KP Plumbing on the fly like a genius

    • @shelbyvillerules9962
      @shelbyvillerules9962 Před 2 lety +6

      To be fair, I can imagine Karl already daydreaming about owning his own U-Bend company at some point.

  • @Bellocks1
    @Bellocks1 Před 6 lety +44

    #AlrightBOY

  • @beni6063
    @beni6063 Před 4 lety +9

    I don’t know what Sheila was hoping to accomplish by swearing at her boss 🤣

  • @joey21288
    @joey21288 Před 12 lety +8

    "You're in fucking trouble then!"
    I lost it :'-D

  • @ddstar
    @ddstar Před 8 lety +65

    No... because they've done it before.

  • @djb_15
    @djb_15 Před 10 lety +54

    I love how u can just hear Steve merchant giggling in the back ground!! Hilarious #kpplummin

  • @jakehixon4073
    @jakehixon4073 Před rokem +4

    I think this is my all time favourite sequence from the Ricky Gervais show. I come back to it at least once a month to cheer myself up.

  • @PaulRaffaelli
    @PaulRaffaelli Před 11 lety +6

    Awesome. I used to work at Xfm and I'm privileged to say Karl was my boss for 7 of those wonderful years. Fortunately it doesn't snow much in London.

  • @travisbest9041
    @travisbest9041 Před 7 lety +37

    "Just annoys me..." :D

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Před 7 lety +37

    the moral of the story is don't work for Karl

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 6 lety +9

      potaterjim Moral of the story? Wake up early, shovel, get a snowblower, or call a plow, make sure you have snow tires, and if you cannot do these things talk to Mr. Pilkington in advance for help such as vouchers or pool money with coworkers. There is a term I forget, oh yes “preparation” or understanding “preparedness.” Perhaps one coworker has a stronger vehicle like a truck. Arrange pooling and help with gas or “petrol.” Finally if none of these things really are helping document it with photos and film. See about working from home. Sheila was weak anyway, likely pulled this during s rainstorm too.

  • @greenbanana1001
    @greenbanana1001 Před 3 lety +3

    Deffo my favourite episode it never ever gets old

  • @awinbisa
    @awinbisa Před 4 lety +9

    I love how legitimate karl sounds as a boss... really good role play.

  • @ArthurSymington1
    @ArthurSymington1 Před rokem +3

    The best 3 minutes in British comedy, and it’s all improvised, absolutely unbelievable 😂😂

  • @CEIServices
    @CEIServices Před 8 lety +54

    Ring ring! KP plumbing?

  • @TheRealByte
    @TheRealByte Před 11 měsíci +2

    2:48 I felt so bad for the employee hahahahahaha the animation team did such a great job

  • @gowiththeflowbee8053
    @gowiththeflowbee8053 Před 2 lety +3

    2:53 the best part out of all 3 seasons of TRGS. Gets me every time..

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye Před rokem +3

    Their instant commitment to hypothetical scenarios is commendable.

  • @polarbear0471
    @polarbear0471 Před 6 lety +15

    Ricky:Didnt even give them one chance
    Karl:cos theyve done it before
    Wtf how does a person come up with this on the spot 😂

  • @GBLgaming
    @GBLgaming Před 7 lety +42

    alrightboi

  • @iFilipTV
    @iFilipTV Před 10 lety +1

    Ricky shared this on facebook. This is my favorite clip as well. Brilliant.

  • @gowiththeflowbee8053
    @gowiththeflowbee8053 Před 2 lety +3

    The little giggles you can hear in the background from Steve add to this absolute masterpiece

  • @LJBarry1
    @LJBarry1 Před 11 lety

    One of my favorite Karl moments... Thanks for posting!

  • @wowman8882
    @wowman8882 Před 5 lety +7

    its funny how ricky's voice matches both the woman and the man

  • @littoww
    @littoww Před rokem +6

    I love at 2:35 when Bob says "alright boy" and smiles like KP will understand and it's all good but Karl starts having a go. Idk why something about that little bit of animation makes me laugh

  • @jacob4690
    @jacob4690 Před 3 lety

    So brilliant, you couldn’t even write anything as perfect as this.

  • @truemedia2682
    @truemedia2682 Před 2 lety +3

    0:15 I’m not gonna big myself up. Humble genius.

  • @budbin
    @budbin Před 11 lety

    I love how much he gets into it; the role playing bits are always the best :D

  • @Duskaria
    @Duskaria Před 7 lety +10

    "No, cause they've done it before" oh god, I'm dieing :')

  • @REECEM92
    @REECEM92 Před 4 lety +3

    I love how Karl gets so into the scenario and gets angry. 😂 The best part is when he tells Bob to "F**k off" 😂 😂 😂

  • @mckill85
    @mckill85 Před 6 lety +2

    So appropriate with the weather at the moment!!! "So go round to Sheila's and like slag me off an that....but I tell ya what...your not coming back ere...fuck off!" 😂😂😂

  • @placebodomingo3277
    @placebodomingo3277 Před 3 lety +3

    I think I’ve watched this at least once a day for a week now.

  • @JohnTubeChannel
    @JohnTubeChannel Před 11 lety

    This is my favourite bit of the podcasts! I've seen it too many times

  • @MrQuietKiid
    @MrQuietKiid Před 12 lety

    This is one of my favourites

  • @withloveslightwings2
    @withloveslightwings2 Před 12 lety +3

    "she's done with, she's weak anyway." LOL

  • @OleVanDole
    @OleVanDole Před 12 lety

    I love how they live these scenes!

  • @watevatube
    @watevatube Před 11 lety

    I can't stop watching these vids...

  • @runawayplane6166
    @runawayplane6166 Před 4 lety +2

    “You’re in fucking trouble!”

  • @aedanrobinson6447
    @aedanrobinson6447 Před 3 lety

    Classic! Especially on a snow day!

  • @ReelDad.
    @ReelDad. Před 13 lety +5

    "I'm not gonna make it in today son, so ummm I'll see you tomorrow alright boy" *sniff*

  • @reallydumbforeal1
    @reallydumbforeal1 Před 10 lety

    this is the first one of these Ive seen, and its brilliant. I do love to see Ricky Gervais' face when he laughs, but the cartoon Ricky is almost as good.

  • @Mitchie0987
    @Mitchie0987 Před 11 lety

    this is easily my favourite clip

  • @Irishperson1
    @Irishperson1 Před 12 lety

    im in tears hahaha i had to pause to give myself a chance hahaha

  • @Ligerpride
    @Ligerpride Před 13 lety

    One of my favourite clips from their shows. Superb! "fuccckk off!" haha.

  • @jaytotheell
    @jaytotheell Před 11 lety

    your answer is the most informative one, thanks! now i know.

  • @robm14
    @robm14 Před 12 lety +2

    I love how he invents a previous conversation to enable this little roleplay to be the second one!
    One chance!

  • @pieboy6000
    @pieboy6000 Před 10 lety +9

    "Fuck off!"

  • @ChristopherJRobin
    @ChristopherJRobin Před 6 lety +2

    "You're in fucking trouble!"

  • @HeyLaserLips
    @HeyLaserLips Před 6 lety +23

    I'd find this hilarious if it weren't for the fact I work for a company that would act just like Karl. It's a massive retail company with outlets everywhere and if I can't make it by transport to my usual location I have to walk to my nearest one by foot, even if the snow is 20 feet deep outside. xD

  • @JohnTubeChannel
    @JohnTubeChannel Před 11 lety

    This is my favourite one

  • @vedicardi
    @vedicardi Před 11 lety

    definitely my favorite bit

  • @keepitauthenticppl
    @keepitauthenticppl Před 13 lety

    i love their role plays

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed Před 10 měsíci +3

    He gets so annoyed at a complete fiction 😂

  • @BigDaddyDJD
    @BigDaddyDJD Před 12 lety +9

    I love how easily KArl gets into these imaginary scenarios

  • @BoratHIGHFIVE11
    @BoratHIGHFIVE11 Před 13 lety

    I love KP's commitment to the hypothetical situation,"Alright Bob"

  • @pmorgan1980
    @pmorgan1980 Před 12 lety +3

    "I'm not gonna make it in today, son... so I'll see you tomorrow, alright boy?" *sniff*

  • @bedmints
    @bedmints Před 11 lety +3

    you can hear stephen giggling the entire time when the improv starts

  • @doggle124
    @doggle124 Před 12 lety

    i love this one

  • @bobbydylanio
    @bobbydylanio Před 11 lety

    Love the change of tone at 2.36

  • @xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE
    @xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE Před 12 lety

    LOOL this is Ricky and Karls favourite clip he put it on twitter.

  • @midgetfellatio
    @midgetfellatio Před 12 lety

    This is AMAZING.

  • @rastastardust
    @rastastardust Před 13 lety

    This Is My Favvvvorite Clip!

  • @liverpool379
    @liverpool379 Před 12 lety

    just saw derek, classic gervais with excellent addition from karl. cant wait for next part

  • @JcraftCharger
    @JcraftCharger Před 8 měsíci +1

    That's gold Jerry, gold

  • @XxFanpire4evaxX
    @XxFanpire4evaxX Před 11 lety

    i love ricky's laugh

  • @UncleHappy5
    @UncleHappy5 Před 11 lety

    I must have listened to this bit a dozen times and it's still amazing no matter how many times I hear him say "Fuck off" XD

  • @IHateTerrorism
    @IHateTerrorism Před 13 lety

    This. Is. Amazing.

  • @tinytripse5
    @tinytripse5 Před 12 lety +2

    "i'm not coming in today, son, so i'll see you tomorrow roight boy" lmao

  • @spanked84
    @spanked84 Před 12 lety

    The BEST part of these is listening to Ricky laugh. I could listen to a track of just him laughing. Is that weird?

  • @Cusack187
    @Cusack187 Před 11 lety +1

    I want this whole clip as a ring tone or something XD

  • @xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE
    @xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE Před 12 lety

    That was the best argument i have ever seen