The Honest Gold Digger

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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2018
  • Anfisa and Jorge are a modern day love story that will not soon be forgotten. Thank you TLC for the educational content.
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  • @h3h3productions
    @h3h3productions  Před 6 lety +23207

    Hi guys were back from our social media detox mini-vacation, hope you all had a great week. thanks for stickin around and not abandoning us like the poop abandoning my body after one meal at sharky's mexican food. Excited to talk about it all on the podcast tomorrow, hope to see ya there doggies & god bless

  • @joaoluis6585
    @joaoluis6585 Před 4 lety +8669

    2018: She's a goldiger. 2020: He's a simp.

  • @6ixlxrd
    @6ixlxrd Před 5 lety +7737

    I mean, in this case Anfisa isn't playing Jorge; Jorge is playing himself.

    • @patrykcetnarski8068
      @patrykcetnarski8068 Před 5 lety +99

      And as Dj Khaled says: Never play yourself.

    • @bencantread
      @bencantread Před 4 lety +11

      @@patrykcetnarski8068 K N O W D A T

    • @kkozme9904
      @kkozme9904 Před 4 lety

      Loolll

    • @pusongmanhid
      @pusongmanhid Před 4 lety +39

      From the start she said her honest intentions and George already knows that and he still insists

    • @bubbaXzone
      @bubbaXzone Před 4 lety +24

      @@pusongmanhid I mean the family, friends, strangers say don't marry her she got bad intentions and the gold digger even said so her self lmao no fucks giving...and he still married her lmao.

  • @ayebing
    @ayebing Před 4 lety +2803

    Her: I’m only here for your money
    Him: I get this weird feeling like you’re only here for my money

  • @laurisaarinen1126
    @laurisaarinen1126 Před 4 lety +2367

    I swear i see a fedora on this guys head even though he's not wearing one.

  • @RPDenace
    @RPDenace Před 6 lety +4546

    its like hugging a cactus and complaining that the cactus is hurting you. gg

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns Před 4 lety +3994

    “He brought her from Russia” - Ethan
    Sorry but you misspoke. He “bought” her from Russia.

    • @theotherhalfoftheang
      @theotherhalfoftheang Před 4 lety +65

      He didnt buy her, he didnt afford her.

    • @allthewayalive92
      @allthewayalive92 Před 4 lety +19

      @@theotherhalfoftheang You ever heard of a mail order bride? She probably got $10k and spent it in one day

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 Před 4 lety +6

      @@allthewayalive92 you didnt get his comment lmao

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 Před 4 lety +4

      He may have bought her but he's in debt for not affording her lol

    • @theclassycat2034
      @theclassycat2034 Před 4 lety +2

      @@theotherhalfoftheang he stole her i guess

  • @D35TR0YM4N
    @D35TR0YM4N Před 4 lety +2015

    Anfisa may be a legitimate gold digger, but at the end of the day, she never lied about it and presented it up front.

    • @Notjimmymaio
      @Notjimmymaio Před 4 lety +55

      For sure. He knew what he is getting himself into and still wanted her.

    • @electromadness5348
      @electromadness5348 Před 4 lety +18

      @@Notjimmymaio He is a simp what do you expect

    • @dratelectasis
      @dratelectasis Před 4 lety +22

      @Ancient Skies No.. that's just youtube videos. A gold digger just wants money

    • @kaiji4788
      @kaiji4788 Před 4 lety +1

      She either is the biggest snake that target certain giga insecure simp or a flat out idiot that think being honest about it is hot

    • @flyandshy00
      @flyandshy00 Před 3 lety +3

      She earns money herself, George never gave her anything. He went to jail, won a bikini contest, got a car, graduated. That's not a definition of a gold digger.

  • @porkeywings
    @porkeywings Před 4 lety +2536

    So he lied to her and told her he was a very wealthy, made her pack up her whole life and leave her home country on promises of buying her anything she wanted, then didnt keep his promises and instead tried to give her 'true love'. I'd hate him too

    • @heylittleone1596
      @heylittleone1596 Před 4 lety +118

      Lol her whole life. Like 4 mascara's 3 lipsticks and two fake tits.

    • @FlawlessRevelation
      @FlawlessRevelation Před 4 lety +41

      He spent like 300gs during the season on her... Did we watch the same show or wtf?

    • @shawnipaigeadair5399
      @shawnipaigeadair5399 Před 4 lety +211

      @@heylittleone1596 she left her Grandmother and she was in University..... now she is continuing her education and has really worked on herself with her own apartment. He's in jail for drugs...

    • @slickboyist
      @slickboyist Před 4 lety +152

      They're both in the wrong. She has every right to be mad at him for all his lies and her moving all the way out here for him. But that doesn't excuse literal physical abuse and her breaking all his stuff. If the genders were swapped everyone would be calling it for what it is, an abusive relationship.

    • @triskalion9627
      @triskalion9627 Před 4 lety +7

      Wow congratulations you have managed to present this the most manipulative way possible.

  • @LolitaV
    @LolitaV Před 4 lety +5151

    My favorite theory is that Jorge has a humiliation fetish

  • @nicholasaleman6945
    @nicholasaleman6945 Před 4 lety +3626

    I can’t even be mad at her. She literally told him over and over why she was marrying him and has only been honest. He’s just not bright

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 Před 4 lety +24

      you gotta hope she changes her mind. also she probably pays more attention to him than the average american ho that's glued to her phone

    • @shooklizard9039
      @shooklizard9039 Před 4 lety +109

      @@jacobpeters5458 yea and he does not care because he is using her for looks and sex

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 Před 4 lety +70

      I mean...especially given that he was the one who promised her that he could give her what she wanted.

    • @FrizzKid05
      @FrizzKid05 Před 4 lety +21

      @Dahlen Olson Sociopaths and leaches tend not to straightup tell ppl what they're doing.
      He's a nimrod who wanted to get into her pants.

    • @Celisteis
      @Celisteis Před 4 lety +25

      She's abusive and even hits him. Somehow I feel if the genders were reversed, we wouldn't be so okay with her behaviour. Like I also respect her for being honest and yes he is an idiot. But she is violent on top which makes it hard for me to not be mad

  • @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah
    @AlexOrozco-Social-Pariah Před 4 lety +879

    "I hate being married to George" how romantic.

    • @easuwraxwell5107
      @easuwraxwell5107 Před 4 lety +7

      That crotch bomb wick is burning quickly on the lad

    • @oldhag2881
      @oldhag2881 Před 2 lety +4

      Makes my heart go pitter patter!

  • @loretta2539
    @loretta2539 Před 3 lety +763

    update on this couple:
    Jorge was caught selling weed (I believe on the side) and went to prison for two years. She got herself a boyfriend, became a body builder and competes in body building. Jorge lost half his weight in prison, they divorce before he was released. He says in prison he realized who Anfisa was and how negative his life was, so he got help with both his mental state and his physical state. He is now a positive outgoing person, decided to hike around the U.S and is continuing to loosing his weight while she is living her life out in L.A with her new bf and continues to body build and is pursuing a modeling career.

    • @trevorphilips7783
      @trevorphilips7783 Před 3 lety +47

      Just if you go hiking or sh*t you're not automatically positive. He look like fcking death, even I feel depressed when I saw him after jail.

    • @captaincz5763
      @captaincz5763 Před 3 lety +125

      @@trevorphilips7783 Honestly, it's better than staying with Anfisa.

    • @derekmendoza1690
      @derekmendoza1690 Před 3 lety +39

      Thanks for the update bro

    • @FirstnameLastname-ew8vn
      @FirstnameLastname-ew8vn Před 3 lety +27

      @@trevorphilips7783 probably because it’s a bad idea to smile in mugshots n shit so they have to look depressed AF.

    • @loretta2539
      @loretta2539 Před 3 lety +16

      @@trevorphilips7783 well he is a positive person by simply being happy with himself. I know going for a walk doesnt make you a positive person, you can be a dick and still take a walk in nature. I was saying he has a positive look on his life and he does other things which happens to be hiking

  • @wr450child7
    @wr450child7 Před 4 lety +2660

    “I hate being married to George”
    We are off to a good start

    • @MiniNinjaBotYT
      @MiniNinjaBotYT Před 4 lety +16

      Epic

    • @darlingatlas4836
      @darlingatlas4836 Před 4 lety +61

      I cant tell if he’s being ironic or if he has an IQ of a doorknob

    • @EddieKMusic
      @EddieKMusic Před 4 lety +26

      Niki 113 DOORKNOB??? At least doorknobs have a purpose, unlike this guy

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 Před 4 lety +3

      He must be so boring, she probably just lays down on the bed everynight lol.

    • @quinn1812
      @quinn1812 Před 4 lety +1

      666th like. Y e s .

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad Před 6 lety +2455

    Imagine being so out of touch with real life that you see a pretty girl on the internet and then decide you want to own her

    • @Spazzycat14
      @Spazzycat14 Před 6 lety +113

      Imagine being so out of touch you think your body can buy you a 2 million dollar mansion.

    • @KJ1717
      @KJ1717 Před 6 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @vanillachocolate8250
      @vanillachocolate8250 Před 6 lety +33

      ConcealCarryProtect it can sadly

    • @Rubbe87
      @Rubbe87 Před 6 lety +25

      the woman is also pathetic.

    • @crowdedmind5142
      @crowdedmind5142 Před 6 lety +35

      They are both fucked up lol.

  • @FatHedgie
    @FatHedgie Před 3 lety +61

    Honestly, despite her being crazy on the show, I can't help but like Anfisa. She was always honest with Jorge and he constantly kept up the façade that he was rich and led her on. He was the first person she had ever been with sexually and was pursuing a better life in America with her assets, but she was only like 20 a the time of filming. So I can give her a pass for acting nutty as she's grown up a lot since then. Now she's a personal trainer, extremely fit, and living her best life.

  • @alekadelacruz8592
    @alekadelacruz8592 Před 3 lety +97

    She's upfront that she is a gold digger. I am not judging her cause she did not lie about it.

    • @selenagomez8926
      @selenagomez8926 Před 3 lety

      Indeed. I guess "classy" gold-diggers like Jacki Kennedy who married Onassis for $$$ should learn from Anfisa.

  • @camcam2224
    @camcam2224 Před 5 lety +1697

    “This neighborhood is nice”
    “Disgusting.”
    IM DYING

  • @zaelaporrou
    @zaelaporrou Před 5 lety +2150

    He is the EMBODIMENT of "doesnt matter, had sex"

    • @JS-vo3ok
      @JS-vo3ok Před 5 lety +18

      usually do that then pass but why would you marry her lol

    • @joshuac5803
      @joshuac5803 Před 5 lety +2

      Still beat tho

    • @chrispeezy69
      @chrispeezy69 Před 5 lety +2

      What I think u mean is “still fucked tho”

    • @joshuac5803
      @joshuac5803 Před 5 lety

      Chris nope that’s not the meme

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Před 5 lety +8

      Do they even have sex?

  • @badsiknius4862
    @badsiknius4862 Před 4 lety +618

    Imagine being stuck with her during quarantine.

    • @melkal7818
      @melkal7818 Před 4 lety +3

      Champion Six 😂😂😂😂

    • @Yuieatspaint
      @Yuieatspaint Před 4 lety +8

      That'd be good cause i was i would've kicked her out

    • @verucasalt9182
      @verucasalt9182 Před 4 lety

      Champion Six are they still together ?😲😳

    • @olympia5758
      @olympia5758 Před 4 lety +9

      @@verucasalt9182 No, he's in jail for drugs and she's actually doing good with her life.

    • @verucasalt9182
      @verucasalt9182 Před 4 lety +6

      Hobbs Charles . I saw pictures of him the other day and he is much thinner . He looks good.

  • @s1n886
    @s1n886 Před 3 lety +57

    I'm gonna tell my kids Jorge was Pablo Escobar.

  • @aidenheffernan7556
    @aidenheffernan7556 Před 6 lety +12820

    20% silicone 80% hatred

    • @ruth078
      @ruth078 Před 6 lety +410

      Stangy Boy 50 % Kermit the frog, 50 % miss piggy in his stomach

    • @xBeeeefy
      @xBeeeefy Před 6 lety +184

      Stangy Boy 1% evil 99% hot gas

    • @funkyshade
      @funkyshade Před 6 lety +216

      15% concentrated power of will

    • @microwavetrash2501
      @microwavetrash2501 Před 6 lety +173

      50% Sea
      50% *wEeD*

    • @kathalaluna
      @kathalaluna Před 6 lety +57

      Nah I bet she's pretty wise, these girls usually have international law degrees. Russian women know all about rich. They own every other spa in little fancy European cities. My cousin used to date a rich russian guy and the "rich" really meant chataus and tiny china cups. We had him in our country for a weekend once and he gave us all "precious gifts of gratitude". Literally expensive tea sets in wooden boxes and everything.

  • @viharcontractor1679
    @viharcontractor1679 Před 6 lety +1528

    Plot twist, Those two are skilled trolls who baited TLC into making a show about them so they can afford the 7800$ castle.

    • @LugiaFanable
      @LugiaFanable Před 6 lety +73

      exactly

    • @Armaron06
      @Armaron06 Před 6 lety +13

      Or the money you need to spend on LEGO to build a MOC of said Castle.

    • @sunshinefashionlove
      @sunshinefashionlove Před 6 lety +55

      I was actually surprised the rent was only $7,800 - I thought it'd be more for some reason. Then again, I don't have gazebo money.

    • @abrahamrivera6298
      @abrahamrivera6298 Před 6 lety +1

      Vi Con That don’t make much sense, Do people even get paid to be on this show

    • @floormatt3
      @floormatt3 Před 6 lety +10

      Jen Talks Forever $7800 rent makes sense assuming monthly. That's just shy of $100,000 per year in RENT money which is huge for the homeowner, pay the home off in 10 years tops, and make mad bank along the way. There is no reason a home like this should rent imo.

  • @AirgunGearShow
    @AirgunGearShow Před 3 lety +130

    Anfisa could run the monetisation system on You Tube.

  • @thecowcowclash
    @thecowcowclash Před 4 lety +183

    Jorge is a masochist.

  • @aenima72826
    @aenima72826 Před 6 lety +1090

    I love the dudes face when his mom is like "thats what happens when you pay someone to spread their legs"

    • @angelyeas
      @angelyeas Před 6 lety +94

      Mom is telling it like it is haha

    • @magnusgreel275
      @magnusgreel275 Před 6 lety +16

      Although when you think about it, that's not true. It's what happens when you pay someone to love you. Paying for sex with a sex worker wouldn't end up like this :p

    • @aenima72826
      @aenima72826 Před 6 lety

      Katelyn Nichole yeah xD

  • @avuyilengqangweni1680
    @avuyilengqangweni1680 Před 4 lety +1433

    If you have to text "I'm rich" to get a girl to respond just know you played yourself.

    • @sleptkingdom9987
      @sleptkingdom9987 Před 4 lety +13

      Avuyile Ngqangweni congratulations ya played ya self

    • @randylahey8153
      @randylahey8153 Před 4 lety +18

      won my girl with "Im a prison snitch"

    • @flakko9252
      @flakko9252 Před 4 lety +7

      Avuyile Ngqangweni your name sounds like a dog sneeze

    • @crimsonite1524
      @crimsonite1524 Před 4 lety +4

      @@flakko9252 theres no way you are pronouncing it, i think its south african, you will bite your tongue off
      EDIT; and how in the world does your dog sneeze if it makes that sound

    • @Make-Asylums-Great-Again
      @Make-Asylums-Great-Again Před 4 lety

      I’m doing the reverse gold digger. The bitch is ugly but has nice bank account.

  • @luguentzdort1237
    @luguentzdort1237 Před 4 lety +71

    It’s like human trafficking but legal and televised
    - Ethan 2019

  • @mrea1504
    @mrea1504 Před 4 lety +79

    I was today’s years old when I found out TLC stands for The Learning Channel

  • @ElNietoPR
    @ElNietoPR Před 6 lety +7654

    Better copyright that dance before Fortnite tactically acquires it.

  • @yoshi2413
    @yoshi2413 Před 6 lety +227

    “I hate being married to George” “And we’re off to a great start”.

    • @ironrobin
      @ironrobin Před 6 lety

      IHOP did you like the pancake metaphor at the end?

  • @motab9981
    @motab9981 Před 4 lety +170

    To be fair he does get the last laugh. He didn’t give her what she wanted and still got to play with fake tittles for 6 months atleast.

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG Před 4 lety +1

      lolol

    • @fastlife3759
      @fastlife3759 Před 4 lety +1

      they’re not fake my man

    • @nahomthegeek4014
      @nahomthegeek4014 Před 4 lety +22

      @@fastlife3759 they definitely are. Just like her lip injections

    • @fastlife3759
      @fastlife3759 Před 4 lety +2

      nahom zemedkun every boob nerd will know that those are not fake

    • @matchalatte5415
      @matchalatte5415 Před 4 lety +44

      He's in jail now for selling drugs.
      While she's at university and pays for her own apartment. I'm pretty sure she got the higher ground...

  • @megtheant
    @megtheant Před 2 lety +21

    I honestly miss this type of h3 content

  • @camcam2224
    @camcam2224 Před 5 lety +1423

    “I hate being married to George” 💀💀

    • @camcam2224
      @camcam2224 Před 5 lety +32

      Tullio Bettolo people always gotta complain about something don’t they lmao

    • @idlx420
      @idlx420 Před 5 lety +44

      and we're off to a good start

    • @turtleisland1940
      @turtleisland1940 Před 5 lety +6

      Idc Idc *and we’re off to a good start*

    • @normal_housecat7778
      @normal_housecat7778 Před 5 lety +2

      Idc Idc I will prob steal his money and divorce him duhhhhhh.

    • @rainyocean7712
      @rainyocean7712 Před 5 lety

      😂

  • @LiliaSahanova
    @LiliaSahanova Před 6 lety +11938

    She is not the problem. Especially since she is being so upfront about it. He is simply an idiot. She is not even that attractive

    • @cjwhite7801
      @cjwhite7801 Před 6 lety +314

      Lilia Sahanova do you really think that she isn’t the problem?😂😂

    • @christopherriale4719
      @christopherriale4719 Před 6 lety +1126

      They both suck

    • @adeleakhmetova
      @adeleakhmetova Před 6 lety +4

      +

    • @spaceboomer564
      @spaceboomer564 Před 6 lety +194

      While it is true he is the one who lied and knew the whole time she was only there for money he didn't have, she herself appears guilty of domestic abuse here. Even before his fraud is entirely exposed she's yelling insults at him and damaging his property in violent fits of rage, on top of hitting him as we later see. And it is known that she didn't make the more violent aspects of her personality apparent to him from the get go, just the "only want your money" bit.
      They are both trash for different reasons, but reasons nonetheless.

    • @joshua91138
      @joshua91138 Před 6 lety +60

      This dude is literally just a slave to A$$ n' TIDDIES.

  • @reng935
    @reng935 Před 4 lety +114

    Anfisa wss bamboozled. She was tricked and lied to.

    • @KabzieMusic
      @KabzieMusic Před 4 lety +4

      Uhuh yeah she is totally the victim here, she is is so stunning and brave.

  • @luisacosta4393
    @luisacosta4393 Před 2 lety +12

    H3H3 at its peak. I miss this kinda content. Love you guys

  • @DubExp
    @DubExp Před 6 lety +853

    Anfisa: I poisoned your food.
    Jorge: Everything is going great!

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 Před 6 lety +8058

    He looks like a budget Jonah Hill

  • @TheLaughinAssassin
    @TheLaughinAssassin Před rokem +8

    I miss these videos

  • @theveganwujeeta
    @theveganwujeeta Před 4 lety +79

    "Everyone get's fat"
    Meanwhile, his wife is perpetually extra slim

  • @rydoj5339
    @rydoj5339 Před 6 lety +404

    " I am rich pleez be with me " - " *_YOU ARE USING ME FOR MONEY_* "

    • @asmugsmartass9207
      @asmugsmartass9207 Před 6 lety +6

      V I C T I M B L A M I N G

    • @unusunus4613
      @unusunus4613 Před 6 lety +22

      A Smug Smartass That would be true if he was a V I C T I M in the first place

    • @ezekielleveriza4071
      @ezekielleveriza4071 Před 6 lety +1

      ÖRLOGSKAPTEN #MAKECZcamsGREATAGAIN he’s calling the girl the victim

    • @rydoj5339
      @rydoj5339 Před 6 lety

      Ezekiel you are wrong my boy

  • @yeunmin2306
    @yeunmin2306 Před 4 lety +10

    My mom was watching this show ever since I was a child, and when I found out Ethan was making a series on TLC and this was on the list, I was just really happy I wasn’t the only one cringing

  • @Z3R0FiR3
    @Z3R0FiR3 Před 4 lety +27

    LOL dude got arrested for having a ton of weed on him and then lost all his weight in prison. Now he looks like a wannabe eminem.

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews Před 6 lety +4292

    I keep thinking that girl looks like someone, but every time she turns her head she looks like a completely different person. This is very confusing.

    • @PothosCrow
      @PothosCrow Před 6 lety +429

      Abbreviated Reviews She looks like a muppet

    • @MRG978
      @MRG978 Před 6 lety +20

      Jagoffosaur

    • @SirButterDoob
      @SirButterDoob Před 6 lety +103

      Sort of looks like the model Demi Rose until she turns sideways

    • @ericawright8533
      @ericawright8533 Před 6 lety +127

      She looks like Tana

    • @goaway6367
      @goaway6367 Před 6 lety +191

      Because she a half shark, a half goblin shark

  • @jjb0894
    @jjb0894 Před 5 lety +3486

    I agree with Ethan here. The woman was extremely upfront and transparent about her intentions. The man knew what he was signing up for. It’s his fault if he didn’t like it.
    EDIT: Wow, 2.5k likes.

    • @Sora-o
      @Sora-o Před 5 lety +31

      She's still a gold digger though...

    • @jjb0894
      @jjb0894 Před 5 lety +202

      Jorge B. She absolutely is. My point was she didn’t hide it at all.

    • @Sora-o
      @Sora-o Před 5 lety +13

      @@jjb0894 agreed.

    • @agumualiuspumm1331
      @agumualiuspumm1331 Před 5 lety +36

      Jorge B. How is a ass digger any different

    • @TessySega
      @TessySega Před 5 lety +60

      He wanted the looks she wanted the money

  • @lillianpilto2377
    @lillianpilto2377 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Supposedly after the divorce they both became happier people. Ironically Jorje’s new wife resembles Anfisa. He clearly has a type.

  • @crudivor
    @crudivor Před 3 lety +1

    Omg! I cant believe how much ive enjoyed your commentaries! New subbie!

  • @yyg4632
    @yyg4632 Před 6 lety +969

    i like how you actually point out the fact that in gold digger relationship the man is also a shallow. He wants the bod, she gets the cash. Thats how it is man

    • @vaha-yv5nu
      @vaha-yv5nu Před 5 lety +6

      y yg thats how it is. but its not supposed to be like that

    • @interferancegaming
      @interferancegaming Před 5 lety +29

      Hovno Hroši that's how gold digger relationships are supposed to be 🤔

    • @Dashoost
      @Dashoost Před 5 lety

      UserUnkown ...which is another way to describe the majority of marriages in the US today

    • @nexxus2614
      @nexxus2614 Před 4 lety

      It's next level prostitution

  • @420sx5
    @420sx5 Před 6 lety +839

    Next Episode: Hila, The Honest Caretaker

  • @gregorflopinski9016
    @gregorflopinski9016 Před 4 lety +34

    This dude be simpin

  • @burtemis1
    @burtemis1 Před rokem +8

    My god, I miss when h3 was good.

  • @GreenMushroomful
    @GreenMushroomful Před 6 lety +635

    I agree with Ethan on this. He lied about his money so he could attract a model, and is now crying the blues when she's a gold-digger? Well yeah she is. She never hid that.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 6 lety +4

      How did he lie? He said he was rich. He has to be making more than twice what the average household does just to pay that rent and still survive. That constitutes rich to the majority of us.

    • @ClassAsuckeroonie
      @ClassAsuckeroonie Před 6 lety +71

      seigeengine not to her it doesn’t. That’s called living comfortably she wants to live the socialite life and has been honest about that from the jump. He told her was rich to get her leave her family come to find out he’s living in a basic ass apartment. Nobody is obligated to be with you just because you’re a “nice guy” ..if I’m going to be with a fat slob he better have money 😂😂.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 6 lety +5

      You've confused the words rich and wasteful.

    • @Iamkmssoom
      @Iamkmssoom Před 6 lety +1

      GreenMushroomful he meant 5k per month that's semi rich

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 6 lety +1

      +Tommy Wasiel I mention it somewhere else in these comments, but I think I figured out with taxes and other basic expenses, he'd need to be making at least $125k/year to afford that.

  • @ithebinman
    @ithebinman Před 6 lety +1235

    This felt like the old Ethan
    straight from Israel Ethan

    • @TheSpecterRanger
      @TheSpecterRanger Před 6 lety +4

      Luke Adams - Shoutout to Jake Hill and his h3 song.

    • @MIKENIKEanimation
      @MIKENIKEanimation Před 6 lety +79

      This felt like the old ethan
      Straight from the soul ethan
      The somewhat bold ethan
      Make a quick quip and go ethan
      gas chambers galore ethan
      Comedic gold ethan
      The wholesome boy ethan
      The bringer of joy ethan
      The super great moves ethan
      Michelle approves ethan
      Changing your mood ethan

    • @newvocabulary
      @newvocabulary Před 6 lety +1

      Ya, this felt good.

    • @dafyddil
      @dafyddil Před 6 lety +1

      Please rap this and put it on soundcloud for me to download

    • @ShadoWZhicka
      @ShadoWZhicka Před 6 lety

      Exactly

  • @SanguisNeveck
    @SanguisNeveck Před 4 lety +2

    The ending you gave is the most truthful down to earth-no-cutting-the-bullshit can advice ever. Thanks for being frank.

  • @ToneSauce1
    @ToneSauce1 Před 4 lety +22

    After watching Pewdiepie’s newest video I thought he already made a video on this couple, but now I realize it’s this h3h3 video that I remember from the past.

  • @statelyjoe2022
    @statelyjoe2022 Před 6 lety +728

    She's being honest. You cant hate on her for being honest. It's on him for sticking around

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 6 lety +53

      No, but you can hate on her for being an honest piece of shit.

    • @statelyjoe2022
      @statelyjoe2022 Před 6 lety +88

      seigeengine How? If she is telling him why she is with him. He's the moron for sticking around and not getting a prenup.

    • @awesomelatino1
      @awesomelatino1 Před 6 lety +33

      Stately Joe he means that you can’t hate her for being honest, but you can hat her for being a gold digger.

    • @orenge_lui5880
      @orenge_lui5880 Před 6 lety +17

      Stately Joe But i can hate her for being a gold digger. Both of these people are delusional, and shouldnt have even met each other.

    • @jessebrown1996
      @jessebrown1996 Před 6 lety +11

      I mean I can hate on her for being honest, being honest doesn't somehow stop you from being hated on, like if I tell you I'm going to piss on you and I do it that doesn't somehow negate you from hating on me.

  • @justiceteachesAI
    @justiceteachesAI Před 5 lety +2642

    This is the only “gold digger” I can stand. It’s Jorge’s fault that he lied to be rich.
    Anfisa laid her true intentions from the get-go. Gold digger or not, I respect her honesty.

    • @heliaalves9062
      @heliaalves9062 Před 5 lety +111

      That's exactly my opinion. She has always been honest, he knew what he was getting into. He promised her "the life", then he din't deliver. He shouldn't complain at all, because he lied to her.

    • @bryanfrombuffalo7685
      @bryanfrombuffalo7685 Před 5 lety

      U would being a fellow cuntry man

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d Před 5 lety +8

      So if a woman honestly wanted to kill me instead of stab me in the back then I'll just let her kill me.

    • @julientaylor
      @julientaylor Před 5 lety +29

      ​@@justiceteachesAI "It also turns out this girl is extremely diligent & polite mannered" LOL
      Yesterday i keyed three peoples Cars. when they approched me, i took their Phones and smashed them. they shook my hand and thanked me for being "extremely diligent & polite mannered". Justice Gemini = dumbass

    • @marcthomas4488
      @marcthomas4488 Před 5 lety +1

      But isn't that supposed to be against her people's religion?

  • @L_U-K_E
    @L_U-K_E Před 3 lety +4

    she doesnt even look nice. looks like she got stung by 50 bees on her lips

  • @elijah0997
    @elijah0997 Před 2 lety +5

    Anyone else binge watching these gems videos when Ethan made these kind of videos 😕 reminds me of the good ole days

  • @doneme152
    @doneme152 Před 4 lety +1104

    "The monthly payment on this home is $7,800"
    -Anfisa: :)
    -Jorge: :(

    • @drewwilson9951
      @drewwilson9951 Před 4 lety +4

      Don Eme not funny

    • @jackkraut7654
      @jackkraut7654 Před 4 lety +11

      Drew Wilson Didn’t laugh

    • @debbakemi
      @debbakemi Před 4 lety +1

      Don Eme that’s normal in la

    • @devonr7497
      @devonr7497 Před 4 lety +4

      @@debbakemi 7800 for a 30 year mortgage is a $2m+ home

    • @yakojjy
      @yakojjy Před 4 lety +2

      Is that a monthly loan payment or rent? lol

  • @nimluikham11
    @nimluikham11 Před 5 lety +1559

    The thing is Jorge is as disgusting as Anfisa. He knows what's exactly happening but acts innocent and oblivious, playing the victim card.

    • @latebloomer4959
      @latebloomer4959 Před 5 lety +1

      Jesse Bond she only there for the money you twat

    • @nothingreal7137
      @nothingreal7137 Před 5 lety +57

      BRAIN KY She wants his money. He just there for her appearance. Both are materialistic.

    • @satan3959
      @satan3959 Před 5 lety +1

      He must be a male feminist

    • @markharrison6498
      @markharrison6498 Před 5 lety +9

      I'd say he's much worse than her to be honest

    • @cherrybombzzz454
      @cherrybombzzz454 Před 5 lety +4

      she's going to college for business, and she has her own money plus she's single now.

  • @AngelStarHealer
    @AngelStarHealer Před 4 lety +20

    Ethan: *makes fat jokes*
    *Jorge after seeing this* "time to lose weight!"

    • @drdandan6128
      @drdandan6128 Před 3 lety

      What makes this funnier is that he actually did lose a lot of weight now!

  • @mr.dumb1996
    @mr.dumb1996 Před 4 lety +19

    12:24 what a delayed reaction

    • @cb-9938
      @cb-9938 Před rokem

      "I'm in a little debt"................
      "What?"

  • @waifuconnoisseur4872
    @waifuconnoisseur4872 Před 6 lety +215

    Anfisa is dating Jorge only for his money meanwhile Jorge is dating Anfisa only for her looks, they are perfect together.

    • @srdjanpapic3464
      @srdjanpapic3464 Před 6 lety +14

      The Lich King really simple, she gives dem titties, he gives money. But he has no money, so he gets mad??

  • @robgarcia3565
    @robgarcia3565 Před 5 lety +943

    I feel bad for him but at the same time he deserves it. She openly admits that she wants his money and he does nothing to stop it

    • @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories
      @Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories Před 5 lety +43

      I don't feel bad for him, but I don't feel bad for her either. The problem is more she established who she was and he can't handle it.

    • @aalschlaechter
      @aalschlaechter Před 5 lety +4

      Rob Garcia congrats, you got the point of the video

    • @jimmythornseed8605
      @jimmythornseed8605 Před 5 lety +3

      Think that guy was smoking more than just his weed to think any of this was a good idea.

    • @beautifullEternal
      @beautifullEternal Před 5 lety

      Ruru Home for dudes who never had their peeper touched, any hot girl is a ho

  • @Bobman-ml5qf
    @Bobman-ml5qf Před 4 lety +11

    When he said "Then it all changed when....."and I said "when the fire nation attacked!", but I was wrong.

  • @saMuraisMak
    @saMuraisMak Před 4 lety +19

    8:50 apparently he met her on a cam site, so she actually had a job and gave it up to be with him

  • @nofunction44
    @nofunction44 Před 5 lety +1581

    I never feel sorry for dudes dating gold diggers. They know, they just don't care because they're so shallow. It's not like gold diggers are known for their wonderful personalities.

    • @KaoruSugimura
      @KaoruSugimura Před 5 lety +22

      Well, actually, a lot act goodie goodie to keep getting bank. It's just when they know they have a desperate guy they know don't have to. Because no matter how shit they may be they know he won't leave and they still get taken care of.
      When it's a confident guy, however, they act really good around them, family and friends etc. until that ring is on that finger. Then they A. look for the next sucker and plan the divorce. B. Flat out divorce or try to force it in some way. OR C. Stick with the guy but completely flip the switch. (i.e no sex, cooking, cleaning, family time, dating etc) They want their cake and they want to eat it too. Once the ring is on they've won. Half of his worth is now theirs anyway.

    • @indiestripper5374
      @indiestripper5374 Před 5 lety +3

      Hey usually we are sweet as pie because we consider "dating" them to be a job. Usually if we act like that girl we will lose our income.

    • @hautecouturelabel8053
      @hautecouturelabel8053 Před 5 lety +1

      she has actually got a decent personality

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 Před 5 lety +2

      Kaoru Sugimura but she's clearly insane.

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 Před 5 lety +2

      Nem Paula what do you consider "decent"?

  • @KPater-mf4je
    @KPater-mf4je Před 5 lety +895

    Who is worse: the person who sells love for money, or the person who buys love for money?
    An eternal question. TLC bringing in all this philosophy, truly a learning experience.

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae Před 5 lety +11

      The person who sells love for money.
      In their defense, the money they give for the "love" is real money.

    • @mrhypnagogia
      @mrhypnagogia Před 5 lety +9

      Clearly capitalism according to the dilemma described.

    • @oddjob4212
      @oddjob4212 Před 5 lety +6

      They're two sides to the same coin.

    • @conanboyle7
      @conanboyle7 Před 5 lety +1

      Equal

    • @valentine4966
      @valentine4966 Před 5 lety +1

      Now insert, *I'm 14 and this is DEEP*

  • @Oli_The_HouseCat
    @Oli_The_HouseCat Před 4 lety +21

    They are divorced, and she moved on with another simp

  • @NNSenpai
    @NNSenpai Před 4 lety +18

    05:13
    "When is the end?"
    Never.
    LMAO

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 Před 6 lety +670

    Ethan's dancing is also a good exercise move

  • @emilyspeck5523
    @emilyspeck5523 Před 6 lety +321

    “im rich”
    “great i love money. i will only date you for money”
    “THIS GIRL IS AWFUL AND SHE DOESNT EVEN LOVE ME”

    • @lilybaker732
      @lilybaker732 Před 6 lety +5

      Exactly! What did he expect?

    • @user-vp6cq4sv3d
      @user-vp6cq4sv3d Před 5 lety

      Emily Speck Just because a woman doesn't ask for money doesn't mean she can't be a stupid bitch. Besides these are your words, not his. So Emily you're proving my point precisely. What a joke.

    • @tenten3577
      @tenten3577 Před 5 lety +5

      @@user-vp6cq4sv3d ??? Not the point she was making?

    • @mayj257
      @mayj257 Před 5 lety +3

      well should not have lied about being a millionaire

  • @dcabral00
    @dcabral00 Před 3 lety +8

    The thing is that even if he actually was a multi-millionaire that can afford her demands, they would both still be miserable.

  • @Butterskotch09
    @Butterskotch09 Před 2 lety +2

    This is Moses now.

  • @JimboSlice92
    @JimboSlice92 Před 6 lety +318

    "Fat people are one of the funniest genres of human beings on this planet."
    -Ethan Klein 2018

  • @carolinablue6987
    @carolinablue6987 Před 5 lety +594

    “You don’t have gazebo money” realest statement ever. 😂

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 Před 5 lety +3

      Hear hear, the moment you see some fancy shit like that, you know you're out of your league.

  • @SangNguyen-lt9om
    @SangNguyen-lt9om Před 4 lety

    You are literally the the funniest person on CZcams mate! Well done haha

  • @melol7249
    @melol7249 Před 3 lety +3

    Its so weird jumping from the podcast back to this to watch it for the 59th time

  • @2ezRicky
    @2ezRicky Před 6 lety +666

    At least she was honest about her being Golddigger

  • @MIgardener
    @MIgardener Před 6 lety +1815

    This is the H3 I subbed to 3 years ago! Papa bless! He's back.

    • @achilleuspetreas3828
      @achilleuspetreas3828 Před 6 lety +8

      MIgardener | Simple Organic Gardening & Sustainable Living didn't expect to find you here, Luke! Lol Papa bless 🙏

    • @TheGenericAssasin
      @TheGenericAssasin Před 6 lety +1

      MIgardener | Simple Organic Gardening & Sustainable Living I'm speechless wow. Papa bless.

    • @stillernation7163
      @stillernation7163 Před 6 lety

      MIgardener | Simple Organic Gardening & Sustainable Living Papa bless 😙

    • @jack123xyz
      @jack123xyz Před 6 lety +4

      Thats what happens when your podcast allows you to make videos for fun again

    • @aaaaaaaa6685
      @aaaaaaaa6685 Před 6 lety +6

      The P goes all the way to the right side of the screen

  • @themoonsharksquirrel8937
    @themoonsharksquirrel8937 Před 4 lety +6

    I find your sense of humor soothing. That's weird.

  • @flamekilleriron2274
    @flamekilleriron2274 Před 4 lety +30

    h3h3 to pewdiepie:
    "your are about 2 years to late"

    • @jtjt1836
      @jtjt1836 Před 4 lety

      It is "you're" not "your". You might want to go with just saying you are from now on.

    • @flamekilleriron2274
      @flamekilleriron2274 Před 4 lety

      @@jtjt1836 yea sorry i see it now.. i was a bit tired at the time when i wrote that

    • @TheMaakqueens
      @TheMaakqueens Před 3 lety +3

      @@jtjt1836 omg we are on CZcams watching H3 not writing a PhD dissertation

    • @notg_c2639
      @notg_c2639 Před 3 lety

      I don’t know what you expected from pewdiepie

  • @sunshinefashionlove
    @sunshinefashionlove Před 6 lety +1702

    Is it just me, or is everyone else loving how H3H3 is trolling TLC so hard?

    • @liampeterson2360
      @liampeterson2360 Před 6 lety +59

      TLC deserves it.

    • @penniesguyakayaboi3253
      @penniesguyakayaboi3253 Před 6 lety +19

      Jen Talks Forever TLC is terrible though. I’ve always hated that channel.

    • @Syd448
      @Syd448 Před 6 lety +5

      It’s my favorite lol

    • @threethej_rock
      @threethej_rock Před 6 lety +4

      i miss the battling robots

    • @sunshinefashionlove
      @sunshinefashionlove Před 6 lety +5

      PenniesGuy - it has certainly experienced a downward spiral of content quality. It did used to feature more educational programming back in the day. I think I recall more serious topics and shows about health and medical technology that my mom would watch in the 90s.
      Regardless, I am LOVING H3H3's TLC videos!!!!
      I've seen this particular couple from 90 Day Fiance elsewhere and they are the worst!

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick Před 6 lety +1922

    I love the point you made here. Gold diggers can be assholes but there's a point where it's BLATANTLY obvious and you have to blame the dude for acting so 'victimized'. Come on man, it's so clear what's going on, you can't put it all on her. Accept the reality that you're in it for different things OR find someone who actually wants the same things as you.

    • @grapesoder1301
      @grapesoder1301 Před 6 lety +160

      I think she's in the wrong for taking advantage of the mentally handicapped

    • @oficialmemeshow
      @oficialmemeshow Před 6 lety +1

      Jimbo Beterson roach dogg forever

    • @goandswoop9399
      @goandswoop9399 Před 6 lety +11

      You mean... BLYATANTLY? ;) The girl in the video is from Moscow Russia, fun fact.

    • @PlgDctr
      @PlgDctr Před 6 lety +32

      Jimbo Beterson did she have a choice at that point? She came expecting to marry rich, turns out dude is broke and was lying all the time and she's stuck with him.

    • @AsXSharDzZ
      @AsXSharDzZ Před 6 lety +2

      It's not a fun fact if it is literally stated in the video uder her name card several times.. you ruined you mediocre joke with over-explanation.

  • @maxssister1985
    @maxssister1985 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Ethan 5 years ago is so much like my dead brother i could cry rn. This is freakin me out.

  • @HeartStruck333
    @HeartStruck333 Před 2 lety +9

    I’ve watched the whole episode and there’s a part where he explains his ideal woman and he says he wants a woman who doesn’t work and completely relies on him financially because ‘women shouldn’t have jobs’. Ironically he got exactly that and hated it!😭 Be careful what you wish for😬

  • @roxanamisic
    @roxanamisic Před 5 lety +727

    AnVisa

  • @spaceboomer564
    @spaceboomer564 Před 6 lety +136

    "Since we've been married she threatens to leave me every day, but she hasn't ( so far )"
    T R U E L O V E B O I S

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 Před 6 lety +1

      Spaceboomer Darkchaser relationship goals👌🏻

  • @tigertm64
    @tigertm64 Před 3 lety +2

    When you timed the beat in the outtro to her slapping him, I fucking died laughing.
    Best channel ever.

  • @nunomoc
    @nunomoc Před 4 lety +1

    The whole video is funny but the last part with the musical slaping... oh man, that was hilarious!

  • @bebeezra
    @bebeezra Před 5 lety +2189

    In America we complain when a woman is passive aggressive, or forces us to guess what's on their mind.
    Not with this girl. She's direct in her communication and crystal clear about what she wants. We may not find that unfiltered approach attractive, but at least she's honest in her communication.

    • @adamanon9359
      @adamanon9359 Před 5 lety +20

      Tübermensch i fond it attractive

    • @agamemnus0
      @agamemnus0 Před 5 lety +45

      Because she is Russian.

    • @jeancarvalho3930
      @jeancarvalho3930 Před 5 lety +28

      @@adamanon9359 marry her then.

    • @memeyartist5591
      @memeyartist5591 Před 5 lety +26

      Lmao, even lesbian couples confuse each other when communication aint good, cause not all women understand each other :P I know from experience

    • @haywire9174
      @haywire9174 Před 4 lety +8

      Communication or not, she's a skank

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před 6 lety +131

    "You're only with me for my money."
    "You're only with me for my looks."
    And yet the guy is shocked.

  • @the_leader880
    @the_leader880 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Twilight love story❌
    Toilette love story ✅
    🗿🗿

  • @gingerbread7778
    @gingerbread7778 Před 2 lety +3

    I miss this H3

  • @Becca_Lynn
    @Becca_Lynn Před 6 lety +684

    I can't believe that girl is only twenty years old... yikes.

    • @RowUnbeat
      @RowUnbeat Před 6 lety +16

      Becca yeah i feel like shes lying. Its all part of her act.

    • @nathandegroot6490
      @nathandegroot6490 Před 6 lety +3

      Amrit no, she looks young

    • @ne2ve2
      @ne2ve2 Před 6 lety +18

      Ooh boy. You definitely don't know what Russian girls can do to get a bit of money. There is a whole bunch of stories where a girl that looks about 18-21, claimed she was18-21, instead of actual 15-17 and then they threaten their boyfriends they'd go to the court on the case of child rape. And of course, they win 99% (quite literally) of the time in these trials. So it's a huge part of their act to look older than they are

    • @koloradob5807
      @koloradob5807 Před 6 lety +38

      She isn't even cute...

    • @microwavetrash2501
      @microwavetrash2501 Před 6 lety +4

      and he's like 40 eewww

  • @capth00k
    @capth00k Před 5 lety +776

    Her face looks like an allergic reaction to being stung by a thousand killer bees. Maybe Jorge's wallet can fix.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Před 5 lety +9

      It's his wallet that's making it look like that and yeah it is a pretty similar toxin to what bees inject

    • @_E_B_
      @_E_B_ Před 5 lety +2

      OMFG 😆😆😆

    • @aby110
      @aby110 Před 5 lety +7

      Look at the lips wheeeeze

    • @marcthomas4488
      @marcthomas4488 Před 5 lety +1

      Yo... from her name, doesn't she come from basically like Caucasus part of Russia where there's basically Sharia law or something into the law? I doubt that sort of s*** would fly there. pity she doesn't get punished for it

    • @Ridley369
      @Ridley369 Před 5 lety

      Russian women have fat faces.

  • @gauravrajput8109
    @gauravrajput8109 Před 4 lety

    Loved your video

  • @faye6864
    @faye6864 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I miss this ethan