Jordan Ugo I'd love to meet this guy just to plant the idea in his head that his car doesn't consent to his advances at all. Like he's essentially raping his car and he just never realized it.
BUDDY or if the towing company comes by to get it out when he's illegally parking. Sue them for abduction and file a restraining order. FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE
*Ethan! Check the latest Logan Paul news!!* You can finally end his career after this! The Japanese police have just confirmed that the dead body was *FAKE* they officially reported that the suicide was "a staged prank" (I put the police statements and proof into a public youtube playlist for those who want the sources) We need to let Ethan know! This is the latest update!
Kra Z Kapin LOL You must be abysmal with words if you think Ethan is eloquent. He frequently uses awkward or fumbled expressions. So I think that credit's undue here.
Imagine being a dad and your child saying "Hey I gotta tell you something". And you just think "Oh he's gonna come out as gay". And then you see a TLC camera van outside their house, and your heart just sinks as you start thinking about how you need to berate yourself as a parent on national television and just smile and wave.
To this day I’m convinced TLC was just a bunch of bullies finding the greatest loophole around anti bullying rules. It’s the final and ultimate way to make fun of someone. The music and lighting solidifies it.
I like to think that internally this car is constantly screaming, viscerally, for help as Chase did not consent to any of these assaults that’s taking place
When I saw a doc on this back in the early 2000s they figured that the people had developed an attraction to cars just as they hit a key moment of puberty for whatever reason and it went from there.
"Your honor, my client would like to petition the court to change the defendant's charges from theft and destruction of property to kidnapping and murder. ... Contempt of court? No, no, your honor. Yes, we withdraw the motion."
Well lets posit it in another light. Lets say your girlfriend or boyfriend had say.. a broken leg or something and was in a wheel chair. You were wheeling them through town and suddenly your hands slip and they wheel uncontrollably down a hill and into a cement wall and die. How would you feel? That's how he would feel.
It’s always a good thing when you give your parent new information about you and they immediately start apologizing for the mistakes they made raising you. Lol
the funniest thing is how they blur out the cars brand to protect the cars identity so that the car can have a normal life after this
MasterFranzFick or cars 1 and 2, you know..
i think the car might even be underaged someone call chris hanson from dateline
It might be a minor thing. (haha)
Hahahahaha
Its a Chevy Lumina right??? Its bugging me
Uber driver: You wanna ride
Nathaniel: um I have a boyfriend
Smackk :P carfriend*
you mean girlfriend
oops nevermind
Smackk :P W
This is the funniest comment
Imagine shining a black light in the interior.
PEE GEE the whole car would light up
Imagine if someone high jack his car and they destroyed it by setting on fire to destroy the evidence.
PEE GEE 🤢
I actually sort of gagged out loud to this comment and started laughing. Nice v
I'd rather not think about that..
This takes the meaning "Used Car" into a whole different level
i’m just imaging him arguing with his car after he’s driving and looks at a ferrari or lamborghini
Jordan Ugo “No baby it’s not what you think! I wasn’t looking at his hood !”
Jordan Ugo I'd love to meet this guy just to plant the idea in his head that his car doesn't consent to his advances at all. Like he's essentially raping his car and he just never realized it.
Damn, look at the trunk on that chevy impala.
"Mmm,baby, look at those wheel- um, I swear that wasn't me."
Raris and Lambos are for normies.
*Slaps roof of car.*
*"Like that baby?"*
Bolt MC LOL
lmao
bruhh im dyiiiiiin 😂😂
this needs more attention
Brilliant use of meme. Tip of the beanie to you
Imagine this guy watching the cars movie😅
He would cream his pants in the first five minutes
@@jakobrosenberg7943 when the red cars lift their headlights
Basically Cheating
James Henry Brennan busst a nut
James Henry Brennan that is a hardcore porn to him
2010: coming out of the closet
2020: coming out of the garage
Wdym 2020 this is a old video even h3h3 was late
Moè CaSh this video came out 2018 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Anthony it’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard
coming out of my cage
😂😂😂
TLC: Terrible Life Choices
Hahaha lmaoo
Haha
I thought it meant tender love and care
Tongue Licking Chase.
Hahaha accurate af
Nathaniel is into BDSM - Buick, Dodge, Saab and Mercedes.
yikes brb changing my name
More like cbt
I love car dominatrix bdsm
Yet hes driving a Chevy
Statese Tice or STD= saab,tesla,dodge
27 yrs old in love with his car, still wearing his senior ring from high school. this checks out
Roger Taylor:
"I'm in love with my car"
Nathaniel:
"hold my beer"
Its NOT a metaphor this time
@@rainerwinkler1026 Lmao
HAHAHA Amazing comment, I scrolled pretty far down looking for one like this!
@@themusicalwizard613 me too lololololol
@@sowiloi
Lmao! Me, three!🤣
It's always a red flag when you get into a relationship with a thing you picked the name of.
TheBurgerkrieg ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᵞᴱᴿ ᴼᵂᴺ ᴷᴵᴰˢ
TheBurgerkrieg yes
Wait, I'm not supposed to fuck my pets?
Oooohhhh.
The wife I ordered in a shipping container
*Cough* Woody allen and his daughter.. *cough* *Cough*...
Car salesman: *slaps car*
Guy: THATS MY HUSBAND!!!
"HAVE SOME RESPECT! HE'S NOT AN OBJECT!"
Kinky
His dad was probably thinking, "yea i wish you weren't my son" lol
It’s kinda weird Bc the cars so reflective so every time he kisses the car he’s looking at himself
I hope he says no homo
Well he is gay...
Cars 4 - Official Trailer
Adam Wolstenholme I think this is the prequel to all of them.
Adam Wolstenholme Looking pretty good to me.
So he is the reason the cars from the Cars movie killed every human being?
*SPEED, I AM SPEED*
car s3x 1
That feeling when you think your car is breaking down on purpose because it is cheating on you with the mechanic
Justin B what if his car gets jacked?
BUDDY or if the towing company comes by to get it out when he's illegally parking. Sue them for abduction and file a restraining order. FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE
Justin B 😂😂 that's pure gold
Justin B this should be pinned
Justin B that feeling when you know your car doesn’t run on fuel anymore, it runs on your own semen.
Nobody:
Guy with Honda Civic at 3am: 4:34
ohh yeah
It's Chevrolet Monte Carlo 1995-99
XD
it's definitely not a civic, you can tell if you look past the door it's definitely not a coupe civic that you'd think it is from the front end
"Cool Vibration"
‘pops trunk’
“I know we’ve never done this before... I promise I’ll go slow and be gentle”
Haha
😂
Lmao
I think he took that Queen song "I'm In Love With My Car" too seriously lmao
Alexander Ellison NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE
Lol
IT'S (not) A METAPHOR. BRIAN
😂😂😂😂 i was just thinking this
My thoughts exactly!
Is the car at least 18 years old?
Ears2You yeah looks like a 96 or so, so yeah it’s legal
Ears2You no
Weirdly, age of consent in Arkansas is 16.
So they met when the car was only 11.
15 gets you 20
9:40 "Dont get me wrong I like my motorcycle..."
Police finds jizz in exhaust pipes*
Me: "Ahh, so it runs in the family"
“Come out of the garage”
i knew a guy like this in high school. hes dead now. That's it, there's no joke
*Ethan! Check the latest Logan Paul news!!* You can finally end his career after this! The Japanese police have just confirmed that the dead body was *FAKE* they officially reported that the suicide was "a staged prank" (I put the police statements and proof into a public youtube playlist for those who want the sources) We need to let Ethan know! This is the latest update!
Noicr
Slurp Juice wait seriously? I can’t even comprehend that
Haha good one
Haha
Wax on. Whack off.
Maggie Feken this is hilarious
😂
Maggie wins. 😂😂😂
This guys dad is just like “OH GOD WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?!”
Having a Child
roger taylor: *sweats nervously*
Can we please give h3h3 their own TLC show?!
Chris Ramsay ily Chris 🤟
what does tlc mean (im french)
OMG Chris! I love your content!
arman rgun the Learning channel
arman rgun the learning channel my hon hon friend
Well, it's better he's into cars as opposed to children or something...
LuxuryPranks
Could be worse.
Hm. That's an interesting positive spin on it
But cars can't consent
Bleed inSkull so do you
But how old is the car?
I love how it takes Ethan until 4:53 minutes to notice that the car was a he the whole time 🤣🤣🤣
he actually believed chase was a name for a woman i-
So, he's a literal backwards mechanic.
Cars 4: The chase never ends.
DansTube.TV best comment ... needs more upvotes
Underrated comment.
This ain't Reddit boy
lmao
kaaa-chhooww
This poor Dad! Automatically goes into mode trying to figure out how his actions as a parent effected his child. Wow. He's a good dad.
T J. Ya be issued a goodbye dad, too bad his child is a weirdo
He's a crappy dad. He's contemplating his life as to what he did to make his son like this.
T J. Affect*
T J. Dude it's scripted
Yeah, he raised a carfucker. Great parent.
At 11:48 you can see under the: Testing code it says AUTISM.
The fact that you even saw this is telling... ;-)
Plot twist: his mother was actually a car. So he's half car, half human and has a natural attaction to cars.
His dad was the freak
Like Tenya Iida?
@@loplopthebird1860 bruh
The way the dad touched the car confirms this
What a lovely classic love story before bed, thank you Ethan...
Liam Williams darn u look old of course ur going to bed at 12:00pm PTZ
But it's 3 in the afternoon, you mad man
Keeko Cheecho time zones,my friend.time zones
T I M E Z O N E S
dumfck
"backcountry incest banjo"
Jesus Christ dude how do you think of just... the best way to say everything?!?
Stop saying my name for thw love of god
Community Manager Jesus Christ Jesus Christ! It‘s Jesus Christ!!
@@Hamsterdami ...
Where on earth did you come from?
TRICK QUESTION
Kra Z Kapin LOL You must be abysmal with words if you think Ethan is eloquent. He frequently uses awkward or fumbled expressions. So I think that credit's undue here.
mamuburaa I agree. "Backcountry incest banjo" is difficult to come up with?
Conspiracy: Roger Taylor was replaced by a clone in 97’ and changed his name to Nathanial. This is Roger Taylor now. He lies about his name and age.
“Back country, rapey, incesty song”
Spot on lmao
I'm never buying a used car again....
Kanivalos80 Thos particular car really has been “used”! 😬
Im safe I don't live in America
Mansun Little kix
DANG IT! You beat me by 7 months hahaha
@Neil Mathews that was real off-beat
LOL
Driving Instructor: "Turn on the car"
Me: 3:31
Jurcurr thats what i did when i had to take my drivers test. the girl just looked at me with the weirdest face lol😂😂😂
Jurcurr 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jurcurr This comment needs more likes honestly
dead
Nathaniel: Mom, Dad, I’m gay…
His parents: it’s ok son, we love you no matter wha-
Nathaniel: With my car.
His parents: …
I’m still waiting too see a report about him crashing Chase 😂
That's actually sad to me I have feelings for my phone not attracted my phone is like a best friend to me
Imagine introducing your partner to your parents while giving them a bath
J C this.. deserves more attention
This is great
i love this comment, im really tired and just dying of laughter.
ikr? still haven't introduced my vegetable partner to my parents...
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Gingeas This joke is so under rated.😂
Thank you.
holy shit
To the top with you.
Dayum, that's still a thing
When Queen put out the song "I'm in Love With My Car," I don't they meant to inspire other men to love their cars like this
I miss this Ethan. Not the podcast Ethan...
I've watched this before, but everything is better when Ethan talks about it.
Hey hey hey. It's the guy who verbally abuses his Chinese wife on the daily. W2g Misogynist
Nazis stick together. Him and SerpentZa
I what now?
Damn red army even attacks you in your comments on other vids lmao. Big fan btw
Cabo is the survivor of an overdue abortion, guttersnipe.
Imagine being a dad and your child saying "Hey I gotta tell you something". And you just think "Oh he's gonna come out as gay". And then you see a TLC camera van outside their house, and your heart just sinks as you start thinking about how you need to berate yourself as a parent on national television and just smile and wave.
poor dude probably was expecting him to come out as gay too but instead he gets "i hump my car" talk about a plot twist
To this day I’m convinced TLC was just a bunch of bullies finding the greatest loophole around anti bullying rules. It’s the final and ultimate way to make fun of someone. The music and lighting solidifies it.
Can you imagine walking out of a supermarket to your car with shopping bags and this guy is parked next to you doing this?
The worst part about this is the car doesn’t have the ability to say “no homo”
Or "no" in general
Noptical haha 😂 😂 😂
That car can't say no either. Car rape is a real thing wake up.
Home gnomo
The car can drive on that guy
You can tell his dad's like "yep i failed as a parent"
Lazy yeah lol he’s wondering if the girl he fucked can still have an abortion
His sister?
I like this thread.
Spagooblio I hate you
Felix Gutierrez That's what my parents keep telling me
It's so uncomfortable to watch😂
IKR WTF I'm like looking left and right hoping no one would see me 🤣🤣
never thought Roger Taylor would go this far...
Le Rafty roger hid in a cupboard for this
Awesome!
**ahem** this is why aliens don't want to talk us.
Talk and Reaction yes because on earth we humans fuck are cars and totally not fucking weird at all
Fine... we'll just have to find them ourselves...
They still do hah
Yep, exactly what I was thinking
I legit cought/ahem when i see the word ahem
I like to think that internally this car is constantly screaming, viscerally, for help as Chase did not consent to any of these assaults that’s taking place
Chase is a straight car. Poor Chase
I saw this dude buying one of those "love is love" t-shirts at Target.
My god
Devin Holmes and then everyone clapped
Honestly? Mad respect to the dad for trying to understand and caring about his son
TLC: *Exists*
H3H3: It's free real estate.
Im a fan of Tim and Eric, but I dont get it. I dont get the joke here. Ill end my life now.
Jim Boone we have a free house for you
“Fast and curious”
Andrew R this comment is underrated 😂😂
I figured it out. He sees his reflection in the paint. That's got to be it.
Shit you right.
When I saw a doc on this back in the early 2000s they figured that the people had developed an attraction to cars just as they hit a key moment of puberty for whatever reason and it went from there.
This cracks me up so bad, I watch it once a week.
The car didn't consent
legally the car is his mom's property.... so she must consent
Ayame Kajou checkmate sjws
*consen't
WTFisthisshitWTF GTFO
#metoo
I like how they censored the car company logo.
It's because people would hate on that guy even more for being in love with a Chevy Caviler.
its a LUMINA YOU FOOL
Well, duh. The car's nude.
So this guy would say that when I leased a Lumina years ago, I was engaged in sex trafficking...? 😳
big guy it has 2 doors, it’s a Monte Carlo
2:28 this kills me everytime
Same😂
Hold up, ain’t this Nathaniel B ?🤔
The strip club for the guy is the car sales place😂😂😂😂
Goes to car washes with lube and a smile.
No his strip club is a junk yard where they strip the parts of the car
@Roast Master o man that carb
LMAO 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
I wonder if he refers to mechanics as doctors, or a spare tire as a first aid kit
What if he crashes the car?? Does he consider it murder?
Walrus Chan it doesn’t matter because we all know he’s gonna get into that necrophilia
Manslaughter.
"Your honor, my client would like to petition the court to change the defendant's charges from theft and destruction of property to kidnapping and murder. ... Contempt of court? No, no, your honor. Yes, we withdraw the motion."
Well lets posit it in another light. Lets say your girlfriend or boyfriend had say.. a broken leg or something and was in a wheel chair. You were wheeling them through town and suddenly your hands slip and they wheel uncontrollably down a hill and into a cement wall and die.
How would you feel? That's how he would feel.
Domestic abuse
"he met chase in a retail lot about 5 years ago" lol as if he just casually started talking to someone like he's in a bar lmao
It’s always a good thing when you give your parent new information about you and they immediately start apologizing for the mistakes they made raising you. Lol
If someone ever steals this car and finds out about this, he would give it back
Angel Aguilera If anyone steals the car, it’s the mistress. Chase was cheating...
Not me I'd film a snuff porno where I take the car apart and have five different guy fuck it then email it to him.
Angel Aguilera thats a bonus
Hahahaha
Drakyln LMFAO dude that's filing hilarious
If TV can take CZcams's content and make a fuss about it, surely youtubers can make content with TV's content.
Hell yeah
When the guy in the video started caressing the steering wheel I lost it
CARessing
Everytimr you buy a used car
Whenever I feel like a failure in life, I come back to watch these TLC videos.
I feel much better now.
Thanks h3h3
What happens when he sees Hotwheels cars at the toy store?
not a bot he puts them where the sun don't shine
not a bot it’s pedal-philia
not a bot if he got aroused wouldnt that mean he’s a pedophile 🤔🤔🤔
MemeTrashtic 😂😂😂😂
Hello fellow human friend
i couldn't wait to get back to the parts of ethan talking bc the car guy made me so uncomfortable
Ikr I was really jealous too. What does Chase have that I don't?
Eh, I'm probably weirder than this guy. And not even I have sex with cars. Even If I did I wouldn't engage TLC for a documentary.
Kiarnii Miller #unrelatable
This is America
I don't like it either
Imagine this dude getting into a car crash.
Damn here after PewDiePie video ,i knew i have seen this again
"It started when I was younger. I didn't really have any friends."
*WhOoP, **_there it is_*
lol i dont have many friends and im a gamer
Shaka a laka
So I'm considered a 3rd wheel just by getting a lift from this guy?
Pretty sure two guys inside the same car counts as a 3 way
It'll be a threesome's?? XD
"Coming out of the garage" I'm dead..
I forgot about this and I'm so glad I stumbled upon it again
If he gets in a wreck...
I don’t even want to know what kind of crazy that would unleash.
Dave SUB TRAKTOR Allen IKR? I can only imagine what would happen if someone rear ended his car or scraped it on accident with a shopping cart lol
Dave SUB TRAKTOR Allen I mean I don't fuck cars but as a car enthusiast, I'd probably have the same reaction as he would
He'd scrape the cheese from your undertaint and save it in a mason jar for a midnight snack later
Lightning McQueer
Tony AMO Lightning McQueen still works tho
Thanks for the legitimate lol
Tony AMO amazing, absolutely amazing
😂
I'm trying to sleep not luagh.
He was basically giving his car a bath in front of his dad.
He makes a mockery of all of us Nathaniel's out here
They actually made that Cars movie a real thing 😩🔝💯💯
Gurosama Bltch gud mem
What's with the hentai pic?
Hentai pic makes this comment better
Gurosama Bltch what’s with the emojis
Admiral oof, is that you?
Billy's Jeep is not my lover. She's just a car who claims that I'm the one.
Rikske Patat
But the toy car is not my son
Rikske Patat Best comment
(He's my lover)
This is the best comment on this video
0:30 My brain: **beat drops** **passionate piano plays** aAaAaAaaaAAAAAHhhhhhhh
I guarantee “chase” wants to drive itself off that lookout point.
Car: 2:44, “one day I’ll fking do it”
The jazzy H3 theme never gets old 👌
Fucking facts broski
Music,
Music never ages
The real question is if the car gave consent.
CaramelQueen Gaming You are mechanicaly harassing me
CaramelQueen Gaming If the ignition isn't on, it isn't consensual.
CaramelQueen Gaming ohshit
*sad dueling banjos* lmao fuck I miss old h3h3 😌🙏
I wish they’d go back to this content
Lightning McQueen really let himself go
KA-CHOW
I’ve watched this so many times but when he says rapy incest banjo , I start dying 😂
Rapey
@@ansh0133 rapye
@@ravkoleavikk8577 raepey
@@flgryog705 rapeay
If this ain't on porn hub I'll riot dude
0:38 'Lightning McQueen has left the chat'