MY GIRL IS LEAVING ME FOR THIS GUY
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- čas přidán 3. 02. 2017
- Connor Murphy will steal your girl in seconds
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Thumbs up if Hila should stay with me instead!!!!!!!!!!!!
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h3h3Productions hi
h3h3Productions she should leave you for him
h3h3Productions FIRST
Hey ETHAN!
h3h3Productions Hello Ethan
Connor Murphy the type of dude who buys two phones just so he can text himself.
lmao
Subbed since your first omegle vid.
Connor Murphy Hey its ya boi
hahaha holy shit
Connor Murphy You narsasistic fuck
Cringed so hard, my neck grew a six pack. Thanks Conor!
sunny lol
sunny
Same bro! now I'm paralyzed
xD
This is the single best neck cringe joke I have ever heard, had me in stitches man.
A bald, aghast guinea pig
Connor murphy is the type of guy who would pull out just to finish in himself
Hol up
On himself
LMFAO
On his own stomach
Dicks&Roses XDXDXDXD
A random girl: breathes
Conor Murphy: is this a good moment to take my shirt off?
@Abigail Chaiyasate no, this reply needs more likes
He'll probably take off his shirt even if the girl isn't breathing.
No, because I work with a guy like this and they genuinely don't understand it's still creepy if you're jacked 😬
"My favourite colour is abbs" hahahahaha, fuckin gold
moyga i like this connor murphy! im not gay! he seems like a really nice guy with a tad to big ego! he responded to this video and said it was as shit! i love it when youtubers dont take themselfs to seriously!
moyga "now we fuck"
moyga not gold fuckin abs
well, gold is a colour lol
it isn't gold, it's tan..
The poor girl in Walmart looked so uncomfortable lmao
SaralisaL watch the full video she was basically drooling after and feeling his muscles.....
SaralisaL That 20 bucks wasen't worth it
Yeah, lol, as soon as he took off his shirt, she kinda just looked away like "Wtf is this dude doing? Am I seriously talking to this guy right now?"
You look like the girl in walmart
still stuck around though lmao
Never saw a dude simping for himself until yet.
U N T I L Y E T
*U* *N* *T* *I* *L* *Y* *E* *T*
U. N. T. I. L. Y. E. T
how are none of the girls being like "why are you doing this?"
He surely cut those scenes out ahahahah
@@dergipfelderleere5536 exactly
Scripted
because the only thing they want is to fuck... just like every girl..
Shotokan you really think these videos are for real? He pays them money. They are fucking actors
The girl in the Walmart looked so uncomfortable
Chris K
She commented on the video!
Joshua TheAwesome
Where????????
proof?
Tori McGraw hello
Tori McGraw collab with h3
Connor Murphy is the "wheres my hug?" guy
What's a ""where's my hug?" guy" ?
ah, I didn't know that was a thing.
Is it like just a joke?
Or this people actually stand there expecting a hug?
or it depends?
+MottoMatt
Oh god the cringe. I'm not from the US and I've never encountered something like this.
Lol
I bet hes never contacted a single one of those numbers
😂
its either he never contacted any of them, or he contacts every single one of them constantly.
@@thejurassicchicken1190 Dude!!! This is exactly the comment I was about to make! 😎🤙
I bet that haunted doll is still in your house hiding somewhere
None of them were real. Girls probably gave him a mental help center’s number or something.
He looks like a poor man's henry cavill
@BillyFreeTX well cavill used to be a gamer
@BillyFreeTX so did Murphy then he did some sit ups
@@finnley905 and then he hated clothes.
name patchwork he still is a gamer man
Lmao
Connor is the type of guy who has a bachelor party and hired himself as the stripper
😂😂
It's funny bc it's true
I'd be fine with that
You win comment of the year
Isn’t there only males at a bachelor party tho? I guess you’re right.
"Was that cool?"
"Um..."
Sums up this guys life pretty much.
Connor's life is honestly pretty good
yeah cause other people are even more stupid and selfabsoserved than him.
Connor Murphy: so I get ur number right?
All the girls: yea! *gives fake number*
nah they lowkey give him the real one and anwser the text when he messages them for netflix. People just love a douchebag
@@MAYOWA.007 nah. Some girls get weirded out by guys who are too into themselves. One of the girls legit giving him the side eye like she wanna run away from him.
@@MAYOWA.007 nobody likes a douchebag
@@MAYOWA.007 I mean you can’t even deny the guy’s fucking massive I bet a lot of the girls gave their actual number
@@gmurphy7336 Out of 100, maybe 5 did yeah. This behaviour is a major red flag to most people.
age 21, and the singing in this video still cracks me tf up. i miss these videos man.
Same lol
"hey boss? yeah he's back. he's climbing around the rafters this time. yeah no shirt again"
top kek
I'M DECEASED
Rolofunk gold.
The true story behind Donkey Kong
✋ hey boss
Ethan you inspired me to smoke crack.
who?
am i
Now and Because He inspired many to do so
Now and Because ethans eyebrows
well that's edgy edgy mcgee aka sans
He's the type of guy to purposely stand hours in airport lines just to take his shirt off and get a full cavity search by TSA agents.
You guys need to do a part 2 on this guy because he's actually lost his mind
What happened???
@Prosper Ménière There was a point in there after his 40 day fast where I thought he was actually getting better. But then he just started drinking bodily fluids and doing hoe-ga (hot yoga)
@@DarkestKnightshade I heard that too he's just gone at this point
P D definitely. this video fucked him up just as much as finasteride i s2g
@Prosper Ménière I'm not sure if it was entirely the roids, but it was probably linked. Basically looked as if he was going through a mental episode. He's a massive douche in this video, but I hope he turns out ok.
The title should be: "Ethan is leaving Hila for this guy"
oops 123 I know right?
KappaPride
AquaJetEmpoleon #FreeKekistan
oops 123 trying to hide his love I guess
I love it that they actually changed it to that 😂😂
Does cringing burn calories
If it did I would be built af...
Abby id be Connor Murphy by now
If it does I'm gonna get jacked.
Sam Richards yes because burning calories builds muscle yes yes yes that makes sense
Bruce Lee cringed his whole life and look how he turned out. A fucking legend.
Get you a girl that looks at you like Hila does at Ethan.
yourself*
Job interviewer over the phone: So tell me, what assets would you bring to this company?
Connor: Hold on let me send you a selfie
Connor Murphy walks into a Chipotle
Cashier: That'll be cash or credit?
Connor: I have something better
*Takes off shirt*
Primadonnawh0re xD
Cashier: Sir can you please put your clothes back on or leave.
From this point onward this is your favourite form of currency......
* takes his shirt off*
DUDE.
If you think about it there are more nipples than humans
faking scrub You have ruined my entire life... XD
but also almost every mammal has nips (pig, cattle, etc)
so theres actually way more nipples than just 2x the pop of humans
think a bout THAT
Tristan Hayward Oh my god...
Pretty Deep shit.... PRetty Deep.😕
oh my nipple
Gotta wonder if he's insecure about a different part of his body and is overcompensating by showing off his physique...
Small 🍆😂
Well obviously he’s on some juice, small pp definitely
MAJOR shade my dude
Haha he got tiny P
definitely his penis
Hila: this guy is unstable
2021 Connor: hold my beer
Hold my ayahuasca*
hello, 911, there's a naked guy on the roof of Chipotle
It Follows IRL
mintbreathingdragon
911 tells you to tell him to jump.
Mine said to tell him to do a flip.
shoot on site!
666 likes
This is one of those Videos that makes me feel embarrassed for everyone in it.
Yeah. Second-hand embarrassment
exactly... cant even look at it...
What's even worse is sharing a name with this gobshite. Think I may start using the Irish version of my name a lot more... >>
That is called cringe my friend
+greensporesixtyfour I know the feeling, at least mine is the Irish version of the name
I just read the comments when the cringe parts come. It hurts
lololol
Who else missed ethan in 2024?
when you go to get Chipotle and you see the Hulk on top of it, it's probably safe to assume he's conquered that Chipotle and you should just go home and starve.
UncoloredPage lol
UncoloredPage 😂😂
he is very far away from being hulk lol
Hulk? You mean an insecure bitch?
hahahah!!!
just imagine working at chipotle and being like "ah shit that one half naked guy is back on the roof again"
samuel carrillo lmao
samuel carrillo I have the same last name as you dude (seriously)
HAHAHAHAH thank you god damn.
Witty good jokes on a youtube comment section how refreshing hahahaha
LOLOL
"I WILL END YOU!!!!"
I believe the title of that video on YT is "Someguy yells at some cats"
YT gold.
Hila looks sooo beautiful the way she's looking at ethan
Seeking Truth isn’t she full israeli
Simp
Here's exactly what happened with this guy: he was unhappy in life, he decided that he would have to be happy if he was jacked, he got jacked, he still wasn't happy. Maybe he was even less happy than before, cause now he feels like he wasted his time. So now he needs to go show everyone so he can get some kind of reward out of it.
He also took some DMT a few months ago and actually went insane
@@felixhirschenhauser2728 he's happy now so it's ok
*Murphy*: Do you know why birds fly?
*Girl*: Umm....may-
*Takes off his shirt*
Murphy: What year did The Republic of Kiribati gain independence?
Girl: Oh I don't-
Murphy: *T a k e s o f f h i s s h i r t*
Murphy: He, what is the square root of 75 times 10 to the 7th power plus e to the 5th power divided by 2582?
Girl: Um....
Murphy: *takes off shirt*
Girl: *NOSEBLEED*
Murphy: *Gets her number and fucks her along with everyone within a 100m radius*
It's 14149438786.6, although I used google calculator so I might be wrong.
Slim shady
Hold on, I got another:
*Connor Murphy walks into a police station.*
Murphy: "I just wanted to say in person: 'Thank you for serving this beautiful country and I just wanted to reward you guys with something;' "
Police Officers in building: "Thanks, but you don't need to -"
Murphy: *Takes off his shirt*
Murphy: *Gets everyone's number, fucks everyone there, and gets away with it cause of his mesmerizing abs*
That auto tune was probably the best part of this.
the pitch change on the "biii-iii-iiitch" killed me
Robert Kuhn are you saying that was auto tune?
Yes.
@@xx_sanic_da_heg_hoge_xx420 holy shit, thats my favorite part too LMAO. The way it shifts... Just beautiful.
We all need to pray for Connor. All goofs n gaffes aside, he seems to be in a pretty bad state mentally as of currently. If you saw his most recent "goodbye" video you will agree. Its really hard to watch a man in that type of state
Ya it’s pretty crazy. So sad. He was the one that motivated me to workout. I looked up to him when I was starting out. I really hope he recovers.
sourcegamer101 I hope he will be ok. 😿
Jamie Koering What do you mean what?
Am I the only one that comes back to this video just to hear the song? Ethan's vocals are just perfection
it’s so funny i think about it 4 years later
bro his voice is beautiful this song ain’t bad tbh
@@sofieepic lmao same
@@johndoe-ts8gr ikr it’s so good
you can tell that girl at wal-mart just wanted to buy some food and get out
Instead she had to spot Connor
The Chemistry Nerd Imagine that as a Pokemon encounter lmao
she was in the comments some days ago
Michael Treviño she's looking so awkward. "Was that cool?" "Um..."
What did she say?
I bet he kisses his reflection in the mirror
CZcams Wars troll lol nice try
that's how i learned to french kiss.
jesus i miss these videos so bad
“He’s unstable. He’s insane. This guy is insane!” Ethan and Hila, 2017
And you thought The Simpsons predicted everything the best
Why what happened?
@@srcworm Go look at his channel
So much cringe I'm hiding in the comments section.
max cringe dud xD
Was Gucci Mah Nigga
How did you deal with the cringe??? o.O
Was Gucci Mah Nigga you cringe at everything you people
I'm on mobile, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
Was Gucci Mah Nigga 3.5 trap god
This guy is gonna reward his kids with a little glimpse of his abs.
LOL
Scampi best comment here!
Scampi all 87?
Connor: Hey son guess color of my shirt.
Son: C'mon dad I'm tired of this shit, can't we go to the park and play catch like normal fathers and --
Connor: GUESS!
Son: ...red?
Connor: NOPE! ABS! *takes off his shirt*
Son: *sigh* I fucking hate you dad.
AHappyBlackGuy
Connor: Son, guess my shirt again.
Son: Dad. Please stop. I know it's "abs".
Connor: CORRECT! Good job son, you reward is ABS!!
Son: I hate you so much.
you’re all very welcome
0:46
6:58
8:13
9:35
12:53
"THERE'S A WEIRD CRACKHEAD WALKING THROUGH THE ALLEY!!"
Normal guy who was taking a shortcut watching this: 👁👄👁
When a six pack is your personality
OMG heavily underrated
@@kumbandit your pfp is heavily underrated lol
Jealous much?
Mythic117 Nah, it’s just the truth
Yeah, but what about the other 6 abs?
"when he's having sex, he's watching himself having sex" I lost my shit
It's been three weeks now, and still haven't found it :(
Ste Dunn I feel ya. :(
Just like American Psycho.
“25 deaths so many casualties” 😂😂😂😂 Ethan’s little songs fucking kill me every time😂😂
I love how amused/ entertained Hila is when Ethan is talking. They’re a fun and lovely couple 💕
Conner the type of dude that goes to a funeral shirtless
That's so dead girls can fawn at his body past the grave lol
He’ll probably want to be buried shirtless
He remimds me of Gill from Johnny Test
lol
Or wears just a tie and pants
Connor Murphy is like prank invasion but instead of kissing he takes his shirt off.
Stephanie Camacho Instead of kissing paid actors he'd just rather kiss a mirror
Ned Gold true.
Ned Gold lol
Stephanie Camacho and that's cools because it's not sexual harassment
Mariajose Ruiz it would be
7:09 Ethan is a lyrical genius 😂😂
I dont care how shredded you are as long as you make me laugh. Theres nothing sexier than humour
there’s nothing funnier than a shirtless Conor Murphy thus Conor is the funniest, sexiest man alive
can we get a hila single on the upcoming h3 mixtape?
and can hila release a mixtape called "carer" please
YAS give us
Proof that my mind is screwed:
I read that as "sextape"
lyrics "yeah, uh...uhh..yea..uh..:
Suika Ibuki lil uzi?
*at an interview*
Interviewer: So tell me some of your strengths.
Connor: *rips off shirt*
I can climb up chipotles too
I can take off my shirt to drink water.
Connor Murphy is my god pls take ur shirt off
I would hire him at the spot
Jacob Hackman these guns
You guys need to do an update on him... I just randomly remembered I haven't seen any of his dumb videos be suggested to me, so I took a look at this channel. Things have changed.
What gas changed? I guess ill check
wot
that girl in the store looks soooooo uncomfortable! omg so cringe!
I know, poor girl :(
nah if u watched his video the girl was really into him
If u watch his videos, you'll know that one is actually set up, kinda obvious, but the other ones are legit tho
Conner Murphy the type of guy who dates your mom and calls you little buddy even though you're the same age.
Oc Airsoft did this happen to you?
+Виктор Раев unfortunately I have two dads
How is it living with two dads? Are you able to handle that much dad jokes?!
Dadliness... intensifying.
I was the 666th like
Just heard about the news of Connor Murphy running away and possibly wanting to kermit sudoku. I can’t believe this is the same person. I hope he gets the help he needs ❤️
lmao
that conor murphy guy is so ridiculous...like cmon wtf even is he
connor idea he goes to a funeral and ask if you can guess how long he know the guy to the widow if she guesses wrong he takes off his shirt
Ronald McDonald Trump best comment ive seen in a whileXD
Ronald McDonald Trump This isn't fucking English
Ronald McDonald Trump What the fuck are you saying?
Yeah, he's stupid. because English isn't his first language. how stupid
I was gonna go full grammar nazi on you, then I saw your username
This dude is the modern, real-life Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
Bradley Bliven yes! true
lmfao, ethan is the beast
hey, Gaston was charismatic and had a great song and dance number, don't compare this mongoloid to him
That is offensive to Gaston.
LOL, I was thinking Kronk from the emperor's new groove..
Props to whomever did the captions. They are golden.
I love the effort that is put into these videos, years later still funny as hell.
*abs is not a creative color*
Grape The Dank Lord let This comment be pinned😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻 bless your soul
The dankness intensifies...
Red
Blue
Abs!
No... but green is, damnit!
The stripper nobody called
I'm gonna leave your likes at 9/11
BUT THE ONE I NEEDED
NIKKA I'M
*_HARD_*
@@razeke5499 Some asshat already ruined it, so I might as well make it 922.
Fuck
this is the best comment
Cant believe i just found this channel. Its the best!!
Full version of his "Murphy song" 😂😂😂 pls
That studio session with Post really paid off.
It really did
The auto tune makes him sound like a real artist
lol best comment so far lmao
hila is so obviously sexually attracted to that dude
HAfighter LOL
HAfighter I noticed that too. She seems ashamed of it too.
HAfighter you mean Ethan
Yeah. The dude's name is Ethan...
Tokyou Tea And that's why humanity is slowly becoming stupider and weaker :l
I come back and binge watch my favourite h3 videos every couple of months and this one always kills me
The cringe is still too hard 4 years later. I wish you guys would still do content like this.
The fact that he hates excerrising now
That poor girl in Walmart. She looks so uncomfortable.
Weed ok boomer
@VEGAN *75
@@hansipeter383 Funny how this is supposedly an insult, but boomers were/are badasses. I'm a millenial and would love to see the majority of my generation put up with what baby boomers did without having their safe spaces and trigger warnings.
Neurology Love this a joke right... like you’re not serious. Please tell me you’re not actually this dumb
@@carrotcake6572 Boomer achievements:
>hippie movement
>civil rights movement
>sexual revolution
>making home computers a thing
>inventing the internet
all while doing shitload of drugs, from acid in the 60s to coke in the 80s
Zoomer achievements:
>complaining about boomers on social media
And don't give me this "they had everything handed to them" shit. They inherited the world almost obliterated by the World War with half of the globe under Soviet tyranny. You guys are just pussies.
t. not a boomer
When your grandma calls you a pretty little boy too many times:
Do a follow up. Connor murphy is self destructing right now
No he's not
Connor Murphy removes his shirt to scratch his back.
But I bet that he can't scratch his back because of his muscles xD
Connor is that guy in the bar asking girls to buy him a drink.
I would have called the police like "there's some fucking lunatic flexing on the roof of a chipotle"
Diego Briseno xD
Fcking Chipotle xddd
I'm sure it's not the first time he done that, the manager probably said 'oh ffs Connor not u again'
Diego Briseno "I think he's on bath salts or something please send someone my kids and I are scared"
"He's got great abs tho!"
Now knowing what happened to Connor, This video feels different
This man lost his mind a few years after this. Started taking dmt every two hours and thought he was god, kinda feel bad for him lost his physic too. He seems to be somewhat better now on his channel
he already lost it since the beginning lmao
Conor Murphy is the type to be shirtless at a shirt convention.
If there's a shirt convention we know scarce would be all over that shit, he'd be running the flannel division and plus he'd be the most ripped guy in the building, but only because Connor Murphy would be stood on the roof shirtless trying to get the best light on his pecs. Uknow.
LOL
someone make an 'im gay' meme, from when he jumps from the support pls
Kayden yes
Kayden yessss ploxx
streamable.com/vguto
Best shit I've seen this month
This is true art
It’s super weird, he started as a cool guy, started making shit like this, and then he like… actually went insane. Like, he was in a psych ward.
I'm not too sure if this is what I'd consider cool, necessarily, but still, I wouldn't say anyone deserves that. Is there any particular known reason why that happened?
@@ReizokoRyu he was making content before this where he just shares his workout and diet routine and then he started doing... this. But I can't remember any reasons why he went crazy.
@@Me-wx1mt I see, I see... Well, thank you for the reply! Shame that happened to him ..
@@ReizokoRyu yeah.
@@ReizokoRyu I’ll try to do more research and tell you about it, but I’m pretty sure he started getting depressed and then started talking this weird cult stuff in his videos
Conner is the type of guy who's dying wish is to have an open casket funeral with no top on.
ok can we talk about how when he took his shirt off in Walmart the girl wasn't amused
Wasn't it great? So unimpressed.
I approve of her. She was just like "The fuck?"
TheLastAmazingGrace dude she was so like uncomfortable
This girl has her priorities in the right place.
of course she wasnt impressed, women like confident men, taking your top off to show a woman how great your muscles are is a clear sign of insecurity and overcompensation, women can see through it easily and she was rightly somewhat discsted.
Surely that is sexual harassment?
Hugh Mungus W
Hugh Mungus wot?
Hugh Mungus W H
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
Obviously not you idiot. If the guy is hot it doesn't count according to women. Its like 50 shades you know
editing is superb as always (almost)
Bro the vocals had me in Tearssssss!!!!
Seems like the kind of guy to spill coffee on his shirt so he can take his shirt off
Ryde Mk so true tho
Like the guy from the movie Ghost
Don't give him ideas lol
Someone puts something in the microwave
"It's too hot for me to take out!"
Conor Murphy yoinks off his shirt and wraps it around the container.
That’s probably one of his videos lmao
My name is also Connor Murphy and it hurts that my name is associated with this cringe fest
Time to move to China and change your name.
also associated with dear evan Hanson
Are you jacked bro?
so youre the fat slob Connor Murphy?
Connor Murphy Take off your shirt
he is not well at the moment! I wish him the best!
He's better than ever
Whenever my friends and I smoke and drink, I whip out Ethan's song and everyone just starts cracking up 😂
This guy's got nothing on Prometheus.
RangerJackWalker lmfao
The Papa Franku version?
Yes
My nama chef
Prometheus is a real God, not like this fake ass poser
I love cringe warning alarm sound
Hudak they are called kill bill sirens
SinkableRuby *Cringe warning*
Hudak you should watch Kill Bill then!
Hudak ever seen kill bill?
ItzCrazyJay No I haven't :/
Conner Murphy looks like a guy who goes shirtless to church.
i came back to this video 3 years later and still vibed to that smooth ass song at least 5 times in a row!
i thought ethan just photoshopped the guy onto the chipotle building !! i didn't think he actually went up there wtf
kit ten he did go
Stunnzu obviously you dumb fuck