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  • House decides Wilson needs a bit of pep in his life so he slips a couple amphetamine pills into his coffee.
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  • @gloomyblackfur399
    @gloomyblackfur399 Před 4 lety +22555

    "You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson.

    • @princesurein7275
      @princesurein7275 Před 4 lety +997

      He knew his blood type at one episode and wilson was like jesus fucking christ you creep xD.

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle Před 3 lety +86

      👍 you're at 666. Take my symbolic like

    • @freshpulp112
      @freshpulp112 Před 3 lety +207

      I really expected House to correct him about this but maybe he doesn't want Wilson to know, then he'd be forced to admit he cares

    • @rohan123456ful
      @rohan123456ful Před 3 lety +137

      Not only that, he knew he wouldn't trust him to take the coffee cup that he gives, so he kept the one he would aside😂😂😂, such mind games

    • @speed150mph
      @speed150mph Před 3 lety +68

      That makes it sound like Wilson is special in that regard. House makes it his business to know absolutely everything about everyone he knows or deals with in a professional or personal capacity.

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 Před 4 lety +15372

    "I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!"
    Are you sure it's not lupus?

    • @DrAskildsen
      @DrAskildsen Před 4 lety +66

      Speed/molly or Amphetamine is a stimulant that is similar to methylphenidate used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Methylphenidate is an amphetamine-like substance used in drugs to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in children and adults. Most feel good on this, maybe dehydrated. Funny how he tries to simulate it was another drug he took. House took it to the teeth like you can vith cocaine because it sedates the mouth and also perfect to rub in the teeth if you have pain.

    • @patrioticjustice9040
      @patrioticjustice9040 Před 4 lety +110

      Nephilim I know, it was a joke. Look in the threads of these clips; Lupus is the big joke of the series.

    • @DrAskildsen
      @DrAskildsen Před 4 lety +21

      @@patrioticjustice9040 I know, I was just in that zone to give info. Hehe, no worries. I planed to reply to the joke too, but already clicked the button, and didn't want to edit it.

    • @meowdy3490
      @meowdy3490 Před 4 lety +81

      Its never lupus!

    • @jartmd
      @jartmd Před 4 lety +5

      Meowdy you beat me to it

  • @aaronvector4750
    @aaronvector4750 Před 2 lety +10766

    "I'm not on antidepressants I'm on 👋SPEEED👋" has to be one of Wilson's best lines of the show🤣

    • @morfeyy-
      @morfeyy- Před rokem +144

      foreman: "we have to stop retracing our steps... and get ahead of this thing"
      wilson: "house... you've tanned"

    • @Maweena
      @Maweena Před rokem +45

      Speeeed 🤗

    • @Holder_25
      @Holder_25 Před rokem +7

      That's right

    • @Crowswing19
      @Crowswing19 Před rokem +27

      It keeps catching me off guard, it seems like the funniest moments have passed and then he does his demented little jazz hands

    • @lunaticxyz9999
      @lunaticxyz9999 Před rokem +13

      Aha you yawn 😂 ,Aha you trying to kill me 😂

  • @KyanosBFF
    @KyanosBFF Před 3 lety +7968

    His soft little "sorry" when he takes the heart rate thing is adorable

  • @ramiyanes8607
    @ramiyanes8607 Před 4 lety +21907

    “A heart attack isn’t gonna kill you, you were in a hospital!”
    -Dr. House

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 Před 4 lety +49

      *you work

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... Před 4 lety +275

      @@mirzaahmed6589 *you WERE

    • @EmperorRahem
      @EmperorRahem Před 4 lety +203

      @@mirzaahmed6589 how does it feel to be wrong when telling someone else is wrong?

    • @meleardil
      @meleardil Před 4 lety +89

      Well, despite the 185 heartbeat his oxygen saturation was pretty low, only 90%. I would have worried about that much more!

    • @Noelfriday
      @Noelfriday Před 4 lety +13

      @@EmperorRahem
      Not him but I would feel pretty embarrassed and not comment anymore

  • @TheFlair4thedramatic
    @TheFlair4thedramatic Před 5 lety +31388

    I love how House spikes so many of his coworkers’ drinks that he keeps a mortar and pestle in his desk.

    • @tsmitz8184
      @tsmitz8184 Před 4 lety +1110

      It was from trying to spike his own drink is what I always took from this scene

    • @atharali6390
      @atharali6390 Před 4 lety +22

      Xxx

    • @atharali6390
      @atharali6390 Před 4 lety +13

      Xxx

    • @Kyriakos703
      @Kyriakos703 Před 4 lety +567

      @@tsmitz8184 Not the case. He anticipated that Wilson wouldn't trust him and purposely offered him the clean one.

    • @rehaniftikhar3266
      @rehaniftikhar3266 Před 4 lety

      0000

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw Před 2 lety +5350

    "You dosed me!"
    "Yes, but only because you didnt trust me"
    lol always gets me

    • @MrRepoman197
      @MrRepoman197 Před 11 měsíci +58

      House's logic: If he doesn't take the dosed coffee I can take it instead!

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Před 11 měsíci +23

      It’s a surprisingly justifiable reason. Illegal, but justifiable.

    • @cix9420
      @cix9420 Před 10 měsíci +18

      @@tjjordan4207 well House is a genius so I think he realized it wouldn't hold up in court that he attempted to give him some coffee and he ended up taking the coffee House intended to drink off of his desk which was dosed personally for House.

    • @greenbareet
      @greenbareet Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@cix9420 That is a solid point. You sir, would be a great lawyer

    • @ryuzakikun96
      @ryuzakikun96 Před měsícem

      I think he just drugged both cups of coffee and just didn't drink from the other cup.

  • @TonyPerez816
    @TonyPerez816 Před 3 lety +4176

    Upon learning that House bought him a coffee, Wilson's first move is to check that he still has his wallet. So classic!!

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan Před 10 měsíci +50

      lmfao i didn't get it until i read your comment

    • @mrstupiduniverse731c
      @mrstupiduniverse731c Před 5 měsíci +22

      this is how shows need to be again, they need good actors that will improvise when they know they should or have good writers/directors that will make sure these kinds of moments happen cuz they have an attention to detail for the characters they helped create

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Před 3 měsíci +7

      The big mistake was drinking anything from House.

  • @limvoux
    @limvoux Před 4 lety +12687

    "AHA, YOU YAWNED!"
    *"aHa, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"*
    I strive to have their relationship dynamic.

  • @RightfootWestHam
    @RightfootWestHam Před 4 lety +4796

    "Im late for a ... breast thing"

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie Před 2 lety +3877

    Love how Wilson was *IMMEDITAELY* suspicious about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take the one off his desk and not the one House was holding

    • @TheOfficialDjProduct
      @TheOfficialDjProduct Před rokem +144

      House could of easily put it in both coffees. Ya know, like a Princess Bride thing. Except it's more that House doesn't care, not that he's immune.

    • @mysterygirl30011
      @mysterygirl30011 Před rokem +9

      Yea, suite the bluff

    • @doomedbringer
      @doomedbringer Před rokem +9

      except should have known something was up and that house would expect him to spike the coffee not being offered because house never buys so much as a coffee for anyone

    • @tomb816
      @tomb816 Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@TheOfficialDjProduct "Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"

    • @DeadFishFactory
      @DeadFishFactory Před 7 měsíci

      And House likely doesn't care which one he takes. If Wilson just took the cup that was handed to him, then House gets free amphetamines, so he wins either way.

  • @cybellekaehler4627
    @cybellekaehler4627 Před 3 lety +592

    therapy: expensive
    the wilson on speed scene: free

  • @blucheez19
    @blucheez19 Před 5 lety +16104

    I bought you an espresso
    *Wilson immediately checks for his wallet

    • @moodlampActual
      @moodlampActual Před 5 lety +423

      Didn't even notice lol

    • @mkratos17
      @mkratos17 Před 4 lety +511

      Stuff like that made the show great lol

    • @daltonlynch2248
      @daltonlynch2248 Před 4 lety +26

      That's me as a boss xD

    • @ThashaPN12
      @ThashaPN12 Před 4 lety +7

      😂😂😂

    • @The_Stray
      @The_Stray Před 4 lety +135

      I also liked the bit where House mixed Wilson's coffee with a pen then immediately put it back in the cup.

  • @youtubenerd7898
    @youtubenerd7898 Před 5 lety +13742

    “I’m not on antidepressants I’m on spEeEeeEEEeeEd.”

  • @w-ols-7199
    @w-ols-7199 Před rokem +455

    This is one of the funniest sequences in the show. From House gumming the leftover speed, to Wilson with the big sarcastic 'Im on SPEEEEED.'

    • @hihtitmamnan
      @hihtitmamnan Před 10 měsíci +2

      you actually pointed the least funny points of this clip

  • @DemonicRobots
    @DemonicRobots Před 2 lety +870

    I like the little detail of House asking for Wilson's pills and he refuses, but Wilson asks for House's pills and he immediately gives them to him

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 Před rokem +82

      1. Mops up his fault
      2. Can claim Wilson is a hypocrite
      3. Wilson actually did put house on antidepressants, so he didn't wanna double dose him

    • @justthememelordsnextdoor9120
      @justthememelordsnextdoor9120 Před 10 měsíci

      I mean he dispenses vicodin to his clinic patients on the daily soooo

    • @Inkspeckle
      @Inkspeckle Před 6 měsíci +25

      also I'm pretty sure antidepressants are much more difficult to get right than painkillers. with painkillers you know pretty quickly they're working correctly, because the pain goes away (or gets at least more bearable). Figuring out the right antidepressant for someone can take months or years even if its done by a professional who knows the patient well because there are so many different things you need to factor in to decide whether they are working "correctly" or not. you can't just hand someone random antidepressants and that cures their depression, it doesnt work like that at all.

    • @Nimish204
      @Nimish204 Před 5 měsíci

      Wilson had actually dosed House with antidepressants. He didn't want House double dosing.

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 Před 25 dny

      ​@@Inkspeckle well no anti depressants cure depression, they work like painkillers, they bring the symptoms to manageable levels, depression(as i understand it) is the brain not producing dopamine correctly, so the anti depressents do one of two things. They either A. Introduce dopamine to the brain or 2. Help by dulling the emotion receptors in the brain to bring about a more neutral mood
      Im not a doctor but this is my best guess

  • @JDMatthias
    @JDMatthias Před 4 lety +6991

    The lady being "felt up" still had a reassuring sense of wholesomeness after being creeped out

    • @RiteshSingh-po7tm
      @RiteshSingh-po7tm Před 2 lety +680

      Wilson was super wholesome so in return she was wholesome too

    • @KantHandleThis
      @KantHandleThis Před rokem +345

      Yes, she’s an adorable character

    • @beanshady
      @beanshady Před rokem

      She wanted to bang him. Only plausible explanation.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 Před rokem

      J.D. Matthias women get molested and raped daily. They are use to men being creepy and hitting on them. It's perfectly normal to be hit on and to care about people. Women are caring creatures that generally try to care for others in need.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Před rokem +139

      @@KantHandleThis nothing to do with the gazungas?

  • @drakon6878
    @drakon6878 Před 5 lety +14214

    Wilson: *Takes "Houses" cup*
    Me: "You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

    • @bluemartian9
      @bluemartian9 Před 5 lety +383

      YOUR A FOOL TO ATTEMPT TO MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!!!

    • @Behemoth_Rogue
      @Behemoth_Rogue Před 5 lety +220

      My name is Gregory House, and you helped cuddy cut up my leg, prepare to die!

    • @ngossett75
      @ngossett75 Před 5 lety +337

      They were both dosed. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to amphetamine powder

    • @reyyoung7767
      @reyyoung7767 Před 5 lety +156

      INCONCEIVABLE

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine Před 4 lety +76

      God I love you people

  • @the.seagull.35
    @the.seagull.35 Před 6 měsíci +130

    3:56
    "Ah ha, you yawned"
    "AH HUH, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME"

  • @yahiadib8424
    @yahiadib8424 Před 3 lety +248

    "you know he wants you"
    "you know he's good"
    "you know he can make you good"
    "I don't know what I'm saying"
    "you know what I'm saying"
    I wish he spent more time on this dose

  • @fawkes6352
    @fawkes6352 Před 5 lety +4183

    "And to think... your cup was the one spiked all this time."
    House: "They were both spiked. I spent the last few years developing an immunity to speed."

    • @lizziearnold9819
      @lizziearnold9819 Před 4 lety +82

      Princess Bride vibes 💙

    • @ooin_otaku4282
      @ooin_otaku4282 Před 4 lety +15

      @@lizziearnold9819 haha I thought of Princess Bride too

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend Před 4 lety +58

      The best part is that this reference would actually work in the show.

    • @BassRacerx
      @BassRacerx Před 4 lety +7

      it's call ADHD lmao

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez Před 2 lety

      @@BassRacerx and you give people with ADHD methamphetamine. The generic name for Adderall is methamphetamine.

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 Před 4 lety +11437

    Wilson slipped antidepressant into House `s coffee several times to make him more "happy . ", more normal. House realized that and that is why he put speed into Wilson `s coffee.

    • @Lord_Cynrik
      @Lord_Cynrik Před 4 lety +1026

      House didn’t know until later. House thought Wilson was on the antidepressants and drugged Wilson to prove that he was

    • @ECW5320
      @ECW5320 Před 4 lety +277

      @@Lord_Cynrik These niggas are crazy.

    • @underdude9818
      @underdude9818 Před 3 lety +384

      Brb going to spike my coworkers drinks with speed

    • @Pyan3z
      @Pyan3z Před 3 lety +707

      Not exactly: House dropped anphetamines in Wilson's coffe to prove HE was on antidepressants, but didnt figure out untill later in the episode that Wilson "refused" to give him the antidepressants in this scene because he didn't want to give him a double dose

    • @AngelMendoza-um8pm
      @AngelMendoza-um8pm Před 3 lety +37

      He didn't realize it yet

  • @nathananderson7962
    @nathananderson7962 Před rokem +234

    The fact that they were both drugged makes this episode so much more satisfying. This is my favorite House MD episode of all time. It really shows their relationship and distinct personalities.

    • @agentseptember7185
      @agentseptember7185 Před 8 měsíci +3

      They weren't both drugged. House held up the safe cup knowing Wilson would pick the cup that was not offered to him and get spiked

    • @nathananderson7962
      @nathananderson7962 Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@agentseptember7185 Later on in the episode he says both cups were drugged.

    • @HolySeven-sk2hf
      @HolySeven-sk2hf Před 8 měsíci

      Which Episode is this ?

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 Před měsícem +7

      ​@@nathananderson7962 He never says that, I just watched the full episode. It's clear that he puts all of the powder into only one of the cups. At the end of this video when he tells Wilson "I wouldn't drink that" that's not the coffee from earlier, he made that drink for himself after he got home. He was being drugged though, Wilson was secretly giving him antidepressants, that's why he backtracked when House said he'd start taking them.

    • @zen_7748
      @zen_7748 Před měsícem +2

      @@nowandaround312 Is that how you interpreted that cup Wilson was about to drink from? I interpreted it as House's leg being in too much pain, so he pissed in the cup instead of standing up and limping over to the bathroom. House makes vague pointing gestures toward his bathroom as he was trying to explain to Wilson why he shouldn't drink from that cup.

  • @ibrahimjaved5574
    @ibrahimjaved5574 Před rokem +66

    I salute how Wilson still manage to look her in the eyes throughout the whole conversation.

  • @HaloLvl43Legit
    @HaloLvl43Legit Před 3 lety +19745

    Lol I have severe ADHD and take 52mg a day. It helps me concentrate, but I'll never forget when my buddy (who doesn't have it took a pill without me knowing, convinced that it was a placebo). He cleaned my entire house, drove to his place, cleaned his entire flat (which was filthy/he was a hoarder), drove back to my place, told me Feminists are a plague that needs to be cleaned, then watched the news for 12 more hour then went to sleep. He also asked me for more (I declined).

    • @Summertimeislife
      @Summertimeislife Před 3 lety +639

      Your pic scared me for a sec

    • @BIGDDrome
      @BIGDDrome Před 3 lety +426

      You don't need pills for adhd what you need is physical exuration and something that relaxes you maybe music or video games.

    • @hunterthomson2012
      @hunterthomson2012 Před 3 lety +2261

      @@BIGDDrome well life doesn't always allow for that. yeah im going to go for a quick jog during work or class, let me just listen to music mid-job, or a game. and i know i probably come off as rude but life can be busy and sometimes those meds are needed, but its people like you that invalidate others from taking those meds, ive seen people be scared of taking them because there peers says ADD or ADHD doesn't exist or is invalid and ive seen those people struggle, its sad

    • @anhnhvn
      @anhnhvn Před 3 lety +1149

      @@BIGDDrome Really? Are you a doctor?

    • @totoro-chan7700
      @totoro-chan7700 Před 3 lety +160

      Lmao this is the most amazing thing I've ever read today 😂

  • @quietplace8455
    @quietplace8455 Před 4 lety +6117

    *”I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on SPEEEEED.”*
    ^Wilson doing his cute, awkward jazz hand’s^

  • @goodnight4u
    @goodnight4u Před 2 lety +352

    I think anyone who takes ADHD medication can appreciate this performance. That exchange with Foreman is 100% spot on for those days where you take a full does when you should have taken half.

    • @iprobablyforgotsomething
      @iprobablyforgotsomething Před 2 lety +29

      Not really, because if you *actually have* ADD/ADHD taking stims DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH. It makes you calm, because your brain is not functioning as it should be -- which is why your executive functioning doesn't function -- and the medication corrects this. People who get high off it (and I don't mean "anxious/agitated" but actually high) are people whose brains already produce the proper chemicals and automatically regulate them, but with pills are now getting an overload of them.
      .
      That's why people with ADD/ADHD on stims are *taking meds* but people without that condition are DOING DRUGS.

    • @goodnight4u
      @goodnight4u Před 2 lety +35

      @@iprobablyforgotsomething Yeah but having ADHD doesn't make you immune from taking too much medication. If I stay off my meds for 2 weeks because my workload doesn't justify dealing with the side effects of ADHD meds, when I start again usually 7.5-15mg is enough to get me through my day. But if I've been taking my medication daily I'll eventually need the full 30mg prescribed dose. Taking the 30mg on a day when 7.5-15mg should have been taken will make you feel like your brain is vibrating in your skull.

    • @saifblade
      @saifblade Před rokem +6

      @@iprobablyforgotsomething hmm i got diagnosed with adhd. I struggle with executive functioning. When i take 30 mg it seems too intense, but i recently switched to 10 and it helps me a lot but doesnt last too long. Also when i used to take 30 itnwould wear off. I also have ocd and and the stimulants exascerbate the ocd.

    • @willcoffarchives
      @willcoffarchives Před rokem +4

      ​@@iprobablyforgotsomething wrong. They clearly said full dose. An overdose effects anyone

    • @Alex-vl1mk
      @Alex-vl1mk Před 8 měsíci

      I sure wouldn't be able to tell that since it doesn't do that to me

  • @danieloconnell3139
    @danieloconnell3139 Před 2 lety +145

    Wilson’s first instinct when told that House bought him a coffee is to check if his wallet is still on him lol

  • @maestrobjwa90
    @maestrobjwa90 Před 5 lety +11015

    I just lost it when House licked the pill residue off his finger like it was barbeque sauce 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 Před 5 lety +804

      He wasn't licking it, he was gumming it lol

    • @rabbitearsguy
      @rabbitearsguy Před 5 lety +67

      He used a mortar and pestal. He never actually touched it.

    • @rabbitearsguy
      @rabbitearsguy Před 5 lety +83

      Oh wait nevermind xD

    • @forestrot666
      @forestrot666 Před 4 lety +186

      That was a gum dust my dear.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs Před 4 lety +104

      I chortled at this comment as well. I'm not meaning to mock the OP; I just found it cute.

  • @ADunleavy
    @ADunleavy Před 3 lety +1548

    Imagine being a patient and then your doctor leaves while saying he is about to kill someone.

    • @katl3892
      @katl3892 Před 2 lety +74

      There was an episode when patient told Chase that he killed someone then he admitted to kill four people. And Chase said try to not to kill anyone till I back.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Před 2 lety +85

      Imagine being a patient, the doctor is doing a breast exam and winks at you while his hand is on your breast...and then he proceeds to put a pulse ox monitor on his finger and is profusely sweating... Becomes angered and shouts that he's going to kill someone. Are you coming back THERE for your next follow-up?

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Před 2 lety +4

      @@katl3892 That's because Chase figured out the guy was confabulating which was neurologically based!

    • @katl3892
      @katl3892 Před 2 lety

      @@victorpradha9946 I know that 😂 I figured it out, even I'm not a doctor.

    • @websterri
      @websterri Před 2 lety +24

      @@victorpradha9946 He was so nice about it though. She was very clearly not put off by it at all, more curious.

  • @user-il1db4fr6t
    @user-il1db4fr6t Před rokem +120

    His face journey when he realizes he’s been dosed absolutely kills me

  • @haleymurphy885
    @haleymurphy885 Před rokem +90

    "i'm not on antidepressants, i'm on 👋SPEEEEED👋" best line from wilson🤣

  • @ReflectionEternal2
    @ReflectionEternal2 Před 5 lety +9194

    Wilson: "YOU DOSED ME!!!"
    House: "Only because you didn't trust me!"
    I wonder why he wouldn't, House. XD

    • @damat9607
      @damat9607 Před 5 lety +63

      If he trusted him house would have got the drugged one so not on house

    • @ShimSladyBrand
      @ShimSladyBrand Před 5 lety +3

      damat 960 right

    • @EmeraldCrocodil
      @EmeraldCrocodil Před 4 lety +22

      @@damat9607 If he trusted him I bet House woluld have began to search for another way to dose him. Both because he needed to know if Wilson was taking antidepressants - and because it's FUN! :D

    • @sabinatsang
      @sabinatsang Před 4 lety +12

      The irony of the fact Wilson dosed House too (with Antidepressants)

    • @kheperasekmet5197
      @kheperasekmet5197 Před 4 lety

      Like nurse Jackie that was a good show

  • @alexmaster99100
    @alexmaster99100 Před 5 lety +4811

    "I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeed!" lol

  • @romulusnr
    @romulusnr Před 3 lety +129

    Ok but Robert Sean Leonard playing someone on speed is hilarious and awesome

  • @jts12fan
    @jts12fan Před 2 lety +43

    2:24 The look on Foremans face is priceless 🤣 🤣

  • @jovivh6584
    @jovivh6584 Před 3 lety +5186

    “That means it’s a symptom of a cerebral tumor, you got six weeks to liiive”
    That joke didn’t age well

    • @vanerek
      @vanerek Před 3 lety +202

      Well... It was more than the six weeks

    • @f2detaboada
      @f2detaboada Před 3 lety +69

      That was the point of the joke

    • @VicRibeiro777
      @VicRibeiro777 Před 2 lety +35

      @Ellusionist Tricks what??? something happened to Wilson!? :'( my fav character...

    • @Para1122
      @Para1122 Před 2 lety +219

      @@VicRibeiro777 Perhaps you shouldn't look at comments when you don't know spoilers lmao

    • @akiraic
      @akiraic Před 2 lety +88

      he made the correct diagnostic and made a joke about it, but yes.. sad

  • @PrenticeNeto
    @PrenticeNeto Před 6 lety +4826

    Foreman's face when Wilson leaves rambling is priceless

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz Před 5 lety +55

      The "dafuq?" face XD

    • @Gold6240
      @Gold6240 Před 5 lety +66

      @@joebenzz "You know he wants you. You know he's good. You know he can make you good." That was a tiny bit sexual, Wilson xD

    • @tiffanypersaud3518
      @tiffanypersaud3518 Před 5 lety +16

      Prentice Neto, his whole speech to Foreman was so right and so wrong all at the same time, ha!

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit Před 5 lety +15

      "Oh Jesus, House is taking downers and he's taking uppers."

    • @samuelshearer8686
      @samuelshearer8686 Před 5 lety +1

      Vicky Stark Aa

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 Před 2 lety +33

    Tricking Wilson into drinking the wrong coffee was brilliant. It encapsulates the show almost perfectly.

  • @nawtmyrealnamelol
    @nawtmyrealnamelol Před rokem +19

    0:44 I just noticed Wilson reaches for his wallet to see if House stole it to pay for the drinks

  • @matthewbradley3395
    @matthewbradley3395 Před 4 lety +2134

    "I clearly cannot take the cup you offered me because only a great fool would take what is offered him. I am not a great fool."

    • @SirTreehugger
      @SirTreehugger Před 4 lety +71

      You surely have a dizzying intellect.

    • @VTXHobbies
      @VTXHobbies Před 4 lety +64

      Wait till I get going!

    • @keeganmckristlly3234
      @keeganmckristlly3234 Před 4 lety +57

      Where was I...
      Australia.
      Yes, Australia....

    • @knopflerfan9069
      @knopflerfan9069 Před 3 lety +6

      lol that was my thought watching that part too

    • @samcochran8203
      @samcochran8203 Před 3 lety +19

      @Amilah And you must have suspected I knew of the powders origin, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me
      Your just stalling now
      You'd like to think that wouldn't you, you've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me

  • @thebananamelon5065
    @thebananamelon5065 Před 5 lety +9713

    Wilson on speed is me trying to fit into society. The resemblance is scary

  • @MrBLOODSPLAT
    @MrBLOODSPLAT Před 2 lety +46

    I love how House says he got him coffee and Wilson immediately checks for his own wallet

  • @matthewmontgomery6885
    @matthewmontgomery6885 Před rokem +35

    Robert plays it so well, I'm almost convinced he literally just took a dose before filming 🤣

  • @jlodog
    @jlodog Před 5 lety +3691

    "I can't give you my prescription, you have to meet with a psychiatrist... you need a whole work up"
    *Now give me your Vicodin*

  • @madhushrutimukherjee
    @madhushrutimukherjee Před 4 lety +1382

    I love how dastardly perverted House is, and how utterly well-mannered Hugh Laurie is. The contrast is bloody brilliant.

    • @Divergent_Integral
      @Divergent_Integral Před 2 lety +30

      I almost can't believe House and Bertie Wooster are played by the same actor.

    •  Před rokem +2

      @@Divergent_Integral im sorry but i like house more than wooster

  • @jonrenielnorca9221
    @jonrenielnorca9221 Před 3 lety +41

    I love how professional Wilson is unlike other doctors

  • @samgeurdi6351
    @samgeurdi6351 Před 6 lety +4711

    He's so smart even diseases bores him.

  • @CoCantz
    @CoCantz Před 6 lety +3083

    3:46 "You dont know my medical history"
    Ohh! Thats both cute and ignorant, Wilson

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 Před 5 lety +6

      lmao

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov Před 5 lety +39

      Didn't House read his dossier all the way back in season 1?

    • @John-en4vd
      @John-en4vd Před 5 lety +2

      Don’t*

    • @comeoncarl5616
      @comeoncarl5616 Před 5 lety +1

      @@John-en4vd don't*

    • @John-en4vd
      @John-en4vd Před 5 lety

      Stereotypical CZcams Commentator #503 that’s what I said mong

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 Před 3 lety +22

    I love how it shows Wilson tapping his leg rapidly, as the first indication.

  • @star..boy_
    @star..boy_ Před rokem +17

    “i dont know what i’m saying- i don’t- you dont- i- you know what im saying- and you know im right!” by far one of the most relatable quotes in this show

  • @alecmueller3299
    @alecmueller3299 Před 4 lety +1265

    Wilsons reaction at the end
    "YOU PUT DRUGS IN THIS ONE TOO?!?"

    • @garrettreish5644
      @garrettreish5644 Před 4 lety +173

      He didn't put drugs in it, he peed in the cup. He said he had to go to the bathroom and his leg hurt (aka didn't wanna get up).

    • @lindasmith6316
      @lindasmith6316 Před 3 lety +7

      @@garrettreish5644 LOL!

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 Před 3 lety +7

      I swear it's like A-Team flashbacks when they have to drug or trick BA to get him on a plane

    • @delanorrosey4730
      @delanorrosey4730 Před 2 lety +8

      @@garrettreish5644 When I have to urinate, I guarantee I can easily overfill a coffee cup. I thought he put alcohol in the coffee cup to boost the effects of the vicodin because he said his leg was hurting him.
      Wilson has antidepressants, amphetamines, and now vicodin in his system. I don't think it would be a good idea to chase all 3 with alcohol shortly thereafter.

    • @dustinbenzel8704
      @dustinbenzel8704 Před 2 lety +4

      @@delanorrosey4730 He would've said he put alcohol in it, that's not something you would be coy about.

  • @h0ctApmoingay
    @h0ctApmoingay Před 4 lety +3847

    Why is Wilson cute? Why do I find this man who is at my father's age cute? I can't stop smiling

    • @wolf2468
      @wolf2468 Před 3 lety +377

      bro same, season 1 he looked so young i thought his mannerisms were so adorable. i looked up pictures of him in his 20s and he's kinda hot ngl
      Edit: there are model pictures of robert sean leonard and ethan hawke that are *chef's kiss*

    • @Nanyael
      @Nanyael Před 3 lety +25

      Love you, girl

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 Před 3 lety +92

      Cause you have underlying daddy issues

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 Před 3 lety +138

      I look just like Wilson, with your eyes closed.

    • @revenge856
      @revenge856 Před 3 lety +10

      Your a sad lonely person who needs a boyfriend

  • @jacobdehaan4114
    @jacobdehaan4114 Před měsícem +3

    Wilson freaking out always made me laugh

  • @sweetolbrew1724
    @sweetolbrew1724 Před 2 lety +26

    Im a minute in and i love how house knows wilson so well that he tried to offer the UNSPIKED coffee

  • @Crowald
    @Crowald Před 5 lety +5240

    All jokes aside,
    Girl getting the exam was absurdly hot.

  • @blackfyre9559
    @blackfyre9559 Před 3 lety +739

    "Aha,you yawned!"
    "Aha... you tried to kil me"
    Gets me everytime🤣🤣

    • @morbius1273
      @morbius1273 Před 3 lety +4

      I put you on uppers and you still yawned means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar

    • @country_flyboy
      @country_flyboy Před 2 lety +2

      @@morbius1273 I'm not on antidepressants I'm on SpEeEeEeEd!

  • @flatbxtch6141
    @flatbxtch6141 Před rokem +20

    Why is wilson the most adorable and precious character ❤

  • @chadhiggins7171
    @chadhiggins7171 Před 2 lety +9

    I've never seen such an accurate portrayal of how someone on speed acts before.

  • @MOBHouse
    @MOBHouse Před 6 lety +7242

    miss this show so much

    • @annubis1912
      @annubis1912 Před 6 lety +91

      And netflix removed it from their library :(

    • @2012isRonPaul
      @2012isRonPaul Před 6 lety +9

      as much as a testicle tumour

    • @MrRepoman197
      @MrRepoman197 Před 6 lety +4

      I wanna see what ended happening after the ending....SPOILER he faked his own death and left with his best friend.

    • @starbug1898
      @starbug1898 Před 6 lety +6

      Watch The Good Doctor
      It's written by the same people and this doctor is completely altruistic with the same genius as House (they wanted an opposite but worthy opponent to House)

    • @wlee9888
      @wlee9888 Před 6 lety

      Shizz What's your favorite episode so far?

  • @Lone_Wolf91
    @Lone_Wolf91 Před 6 lety +7672

    Willson - Excuse me I have to go kill someone.
    Me - Did a doctor just say he has to kill someone in front of a patient?

    • @DeuPKay
      @DeuPKay Před 6 lety +189

      No, dumbass. An actor said it in front of another actor.

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 Před 6 lety +326

      I know dumbass. The comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It was sarcasm.

    • @youseff500
      @youseff500 Před 6 lety +60

      Lone Wolf That ain't sarcasm

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 Před 6 lety +119

      youseff500 Yeah it was because I'm fully aware it's a t.v. show.

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 Před 6 lety +13

      Dun Hilda Maybe although the actor playing the main character is actually British.

  • @SpaghettiMaker
    @SpaghettiMaker Před 2 lety +9

    "You don't know my medical history," Wilson, you know house, he certainly does

  • @gregoryhouse7208
    @gregoryhouse7208 Před 2 lety +10

    “I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on speeeed”. -James Wilson

  • @Elfaia
    @Elfaia Před 6 lety +5446

    Can't tell if the girl was into him or creeping out.

  • @piesho
    @piesho Před 6 lety +1835

    How do you walk with the cane and the two coffees?
    I have big hands. This is your coffee.

    • @jkm7983
      @jkm7983 Před 6 lety +7

      Piesho Nais I can probably hold two cups in one hand

    • @AhsanRabeet
      @AhsanRabeet Před 6 lety +11

      A tray?

    • @iGuy28
      @iGuy28 Před 6 lety +20

      ....he explains it... *in the video*

    • @mustangrt8866
      @mustangrt8866 Před 6 lety +25

      "I stacked them"

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike Před 5 lety +6

      "i didnt.... i used this app called JustEat.....here's your cup"

  • @Scarecrow545
    @Scarecrow545 Před 3 lety +31

    He gave him speed mixed in an /espresso/. Wilson should have had a heart attack lol.

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm Před 2 lety +7

      With a heart rate of 185, I'm surprised he didn't. Assuming Wilson's in his early 40s, that's about the limit for what the heart can do.

  • @evanjazzista
    @evanjazzista Před 3 lety +26

    RSL is super good in this scene, such a good (underrated) actor! It would be easy to overplay the part here, but he doesn't cross that line.

  • @ac4th371
    @ac4th371 Před 5 lety +689

    House and Wilson had such great chemistry. One of the best duo's on tv.

  • @Avinakayjoon
    @Avinakayjoon Před 6 lety +650

    "aha you yawned"
    "aha you tried to kill me"
    god I miss them 😂

  • @gorgono1
    @gorgono1 Před měsícem +3

    Best fucking series man, the best! Watched it like 3 times

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 Před rokem +10

    I love that House knew Wilson wouldn't take the cup he offered so he spiked the other one

  • @hakurei06
    @hakurei06 Před 4 lety +400

    Wilson: Well I can’t give you my prescription, you need to see a psychiatrist.
    Also Wilson: Give me a vicodin

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 Před 3 lety +6

      tbf, the former wasn't potentially, imminently life or death

    • @guuhs
      @guuhs Před rokem +1

      He did Spiked houses coffe sometimes without prescription hahaha

    • @shelbypictureslimited4621
      @shelbypictureslimited4621 Před rokem +6

      He was lying. He didn't give House another (yes another) antidepressant because he ALSO dosed his coffee too and didn't want to double dose him

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah Před 4 měsíci

      Wilson was goin to stroke

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest Před 5 lety +1668

    “Give me a vicadin so I don’t stroke”.
    Sounds funny but it’s true. An opiate or opioid would prevent amphetamine related stroke. Sry writing on phone in rain lol

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar Před 4 lety +107

      The hangover the next day would be legendary, and not in the good way... Mixing uppers with opioids is not the best idea unless you are really need a quick cooldown

    • @bakabiru2519
      @bakabiru2519 Před 4 lety +41

      the cocktail is less dangerous than the DARE officer wanted you to believe. three adderall is obviously pretty bad, but you'd need way more vicodin for a bad interaction. or at least i would. also I am not a doctor.
      Wilson's comedown would still be all amphetamine.

    • @wittyreviewer
      @wittyreviewer Před 4 lety +6

      @@branlopgar Ignorant person here. Why would opioids counter the effects of amphetamines?

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars Před 4 lety +9

      @@wittyreviewer could be wrong but one is a stimulant one is a depresant. acids and bases type thing.

    • @Ridisword
      @Ridisword Před 4 lety +1

      @@wittyreviewer Strong statement for someone that does not add anything to the conversation

  • @wordtothewise9723
    @wordtothewise9723 Před 3 lety +13

    "You dosed me!"
    "Y...Yes I did. But only because you didn't trust me!"

  • @pmarreck
    @pmarreck Před 2 lety +12

    Can we just appreciate that House is so good at calculation and knows Wilson so well that he knew to offer the OTHER cup first?

  • @oli2328
    @oli2328 Před 4 lety +247

    House: I bought you an espresso.
    Wilson: checks wallet

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 Před 3 lety +751

    "You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good."
    Not only is that House's love life in a nutshell, but that is legitimately the best line of the entire show because it symbolizes (symbolicates even :P) why people inexplicably keep House around. The raving lunatic not only is a good doctor, but manages to make those around him better doctors and people purely by virtue of having dealt with his particular brand of insanity.
    No, I'm not on speed as I write this...but you should see me when I'm getting busy. ^_-

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 Před 2 lety +18

      ...are you about to profusely apologise for flirting, grab a heart rate monitor, exclaim the results in a very surprised (almost panicked) way and then run off after telling us you're going to kill someone?

    • @millicentchuyin6763
      @millicentchuyin6763 Před 2 lety +10

      @@pyromaniac2104 I can feel this was a well thought out comment, nice!

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 Před 2 lety +6

      @@millicentchuyin6763 :-)

  • @thedman623
    @thedman623 Před rokem +6

    The fact that he offered not spiked one from the get go shows how brilliant he is.

  • @davidoshaughnessy2074
    @davidoshaughnessy2074 Před rokem +6

    This must be the funniest episode I've ever seen. I seldom laugh. And the " You rang ? " Was quoting Lurch. Brilliant.

  • @TondaViewPL
    @TondaViewPL Před 6 lety +1764

    Such a good actor!

  • @babybachelor9287
    @babybachelor9287 Před 4 lety +892

    "Or you have cerebral tumor, and you have 6 weeks to live"
    the irony.

    • @wabi_sabi52
      @wabi_sabi52 Před 4 lety +6

      irony?

    • @aaarjs
      @aaarjs Před 4 lety +91

      @@wabi_sabi52 the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

    • @arij_chappell3273
      @arij_chappell3273 Před 4 lety +44

      Whats more ironic is that all the shit that happens to House as far as injuries go and Wilson died (technically) first

    • @TheDJGrandPa
      @TheDJGrandPa Před 4 lety +4

      @@aaarjs That would be sarcastic.

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs Před 4 lety +13

      Foreshadowing much?

  • @RadagonTheRed
    @RadagonTheRed Před 9 měsíci +11

    The fact that House knew Wilson would take the other coffee instead of the one he held out was genius. 😂

  • @DocWyldeCard
    @DocWyldeCard Před 2 lety +38

    No matter how many times I watch this, it never fails to make me laugh.
    Best. Subplot. EVER. In this show.

  • @MrSkinnyWhale
    @MrSkinnyWhale Před 5 lety +343

    "I'm on *S P E E E E E D* "

  • @ZeroSteel45
    @ZeroSteel45 Před 6 lety +5028

    its such a same its not on netflix anymore

    • @Pablo-V
      @Pablo-V Před 6 lety +52

      ZeroSteel45 Lol it still is on netflix, I'm nearly done watching the whole series, I'm on the last season.

    • @genkers
      @genkers Před 6 lety +132

      how are you watching it on netflix if its not on there anymore

    • @Pablo-V
      @Pablo-V Před 6 lety +60

      genkers I dont know on what country youre in or what kind of netflix you have, but its available in Spain

    • @wiiplayxbox360
      @wiiplayxbox360 Před 6 lety +87

      I'm in NY, it was taken off Netflix a few months ago.

    • @genkers
      @genkers Před 6 lety +29

      you know if i stop to think i about it i would have realize you guys were in a different country lol. i wish it was still available here

  • @jesyehey
    @jesyehey Před měsícem +3

    It's just a prank bro
    the prank:

  • @stephengonzalez6517
    @stephengonzalez6517 Před 2 lety +4

    Lmao the jaw movements while putting the label,Wilson was geeked out

  • @Three-Headed-Monkey
    @Three-Headed-Monkey Před 6 lety +810

    Should have swapped back after seeing House sip from his.

    • @eyylmao5370
      @eyylmao5370 Před 6 lety +197

      3ThreeHeadedMonkey except House probably wouldn't mind drinking coffee loaded with amphetamines

    • @wildones9339
      @wildones9339 Před 5 lety +51

      He probably dosed both

  • @iowaclass5657
    @iowaclass5657 Před 5 lety +323

    “You don’t know my medical history!”
    Honestly, House probably does. Don’t assume that he doesn’t Wilson.

  • @00ammy00
    @00ammy00 Před 2 lety +6

    "I STACKED them."
    Why does that line crack me up😆

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 Před 3 lety +8

    God this scene cracks me up every single time. What incredible acting.

  • @anukritisinha2646
    @anukritisinha2646 Před 3 lety +156

    0:38 always kills me xD
    Also love how Wilson immediately reaches for his wallet when House says he got him an espresso xD

  • @TheGoldcountry
    @TheGoldcountry Před 6 lety +463

    "I wouldn't drink that." Great line.

  • @OrangePony75
    @OrangePony75 Před 3 lety +14

    1:10 can’t get past the idea that those cups are empty.

  • @ryanmdlowe
    @ryanmdlowe Před rokem +9

    God I love this show. These shorts always make me laugh too. This is a great episode regardless, but its the the little things that matter. When House tells Wilson he bought him an expresso. The way Wilson checks for his wallet kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taiwanesestandardtime3388
    @taiwanesestandardtime3388 Před 4 lety +323

    "I'm not on anti-depressants I'm on sPeEEeeEeeD"

  • @JohnnyS1cK
    @JohnnyS1cK Před 6 lety +210

    I love Wilson. For me, he was the best character of the show. Robert Sean Leonard did such an amazing job!

  • @akhil__dev
    @akhil__dev Před rokem +12

    He's such an awesome actor.
    The face when he said "you dosed me" 🤣

  • @recon_jon6151
    @recon_jon6151 Před rokem +5

    Best hospital series ever all the ups and downs and comedy relief.

  • @amandastevens1117
    @amandastevens1117 Před 5 lety +213

    "I'm on speeeeed" *jazz hands*