Ralphie May on what men REALLY want

This clip from 2013's "Too Big To Ignore" gets off to such a strong start, with Ralphie telling men how to keep their women feeling sexy, but then falls off the rails in the most hilarious way when he goes on to tell women what their men really want and how they can get the most bang for their oral buck.
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[@AwkRad]

I literally just got turned on to this guy... not sure how I never knew he existed. Then I found out he passed. So crazy. He is one of the best I've seen. Such Talent.

[@wadewilson6722]

He was a treasure

[@brucemartin6895]

Legendary among other comics..

[@lukepeacham9663]

Me too

[@gloriaw1379]

Same

[@Dadsrandomtv]

Same here, he was brilliant. Gutted I’ve not heard of him before.

[@jffa5393]

He's so in control up there...on point all set, true professional....definitely one of the best to ever do it...

[@DamnboyAintright]

Ralphie is one of the greatest

[@paulcruzuribe3537]

Among the best comics of all time in my opinion, hands down...karrghg!!!

[@123uzuz]

9 girls didn’t like this video...and don’t have any jewellery 😂

[@johnkennell4866]

Ralphie was right you all - guys you gotta grab that monkey , and women play with that bunny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jackmiller4946]

Anybody ever notice the world went to hell right after Ralphie died?

[@djluckeytastic1547]

You can say that about a lot of celebrities

[@ryanmakurat4645]

Robin Williams....

[@daniburke9452]

@@ryanmakurat4645 except Ralphie was stuck in Hollyweird

[@kushkiller7108]

Had me laughing out loud more than once. 🤣😂🤣

[@doroteoarango6340]

This guy is hilarious one of my favorites 🤣😂

[@mack72711]

Ralphie, imo, is the most consistently talented comedian ever. You can find bad jokes with most comedians but I've never not laughed at anything this dude says. RIP 🐐

[@kathyhatlevig1076]

I miss him so much. My heart goes out to his family.

[@cheerscheers9819]

No matter how many times I watch Ralphie, it never gets old! I love his stand up so much!!

[@brandonjones5979]

He not only made you laugh he also gave you advice

[@torcmatrix]

Every kiss begins with ::glagahglagh:: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kriswilliams2460]

That was absolutely Hilarious!!!!

[@bertreid9195]

No comedian this day and time could ever get away with the jokes n laughs but Ralphie may! No one could do or say the real shit he says and make everyone laugh...rip Ralphie you were last great real comedian

[@HalfCycle]

YES bro I love new uploads of Ralphie! Laughed my ass off

[@TheRealRalphieMay]

We'll keep them coming!

[@ryanpulliam8987]

Lmao when he said "I'mma cover your face with enough DNA to film 3 episodes of CSI"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@angeloserpe5381]

Funny as shit!! Miss you Ralphie!!!

[@BeardedWebb]

Gone too soon, the guy is a Legend.

[@timdewart2882]

This guy is what comedy is all about. R. I.P brother

[@GeorgeWDaws]

So true awesome

[@duross101]

Every kiss begins with GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH XD

[@MajDogMeat]

I miss him so.... RIP Ralphie

[@ZGGordan]

03:54 🤣 I miss this guy so god damn mutch

[@scottstewart9154]

Women "if he loves me he would just by me Jewlry", Ralphie - "Your Adorable" ROFL

[@northwestarrowz3984]

Omg!!!! Fukn hilarious 🤣

[@richarddavid1426]

Luv this guy...RIP bro......

[@elakefever214]

I hope everyone got the joke at 6:05

[@yr6547]

His laugh is the best

[@jimwright2795]

NOTHING. EVER. MORE TRUE.

[@bighands675]

No lies detected

[@leeanderson0007]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 Enough said 💯👍🏼

[@carolussmith4223]

He is extremely fun.

[@MovieProdigy25]

I've heard two comedians say Monkey and I love both of them

[@eligebrown8998]

The blonde chick that looked at her ring definitely knows all about that aawk aawk aawk

[@Agent08100]

4:44 😂😂😂😂😁

[@chumnoophorn4526]

Where can I find this in full show?

[@JosephDiveley]

You can't get mad because you know he is right lol

[@jperdue3567]

I'm dead ☠️ 😂🤣

[@finewine_69time]

Remember ladies.... every kiss begins with guaaaah

[@jamiemartin1793]

Miss the laughs. RIP

[@normalguycap]

Damn, he's so right. But it's really annoying at how much work we have to put in for what should be default. Comparatively they have to do nothing. This is why Love is Job for men. Women have it so easy and take it for granted.

[@Dr.TbOne34]

Wonder how many guys got a rodie after this?

[@TexasDoctor7]

Ralphie’ old lady, sure had his ass trained well. Good boy !

[@ArtRamboPettyQueen]

❤

[@jan-olofharnvall8760]

I he were alive to day he would be a real live silverback😂

[@fps6612]

We miss the King Kong

[@chrisneely8130]

How women SHOULD be.

[@travisburnett8594]

Rip 🙏 damn this dude is wreck lmao 🤣

[@mzubuki]

Love Jesus. Seek God and his sweet amazing grace.

[@canceresbunny]

His woman voice destroys me.

[@rayrocher6887]

good old ralphie, may rest in peace, nice comic, good man

[@davestevens4263]

Love u brotha! Rip . My girlfriend 13 yrs ago on the way to Vegas was going down on me . Yah that sounds fun & wild !!!!! Buttt she was driving! Yes that was crazy even to my standards. What an amazing woman she was …