I love his brains. I'm convinced that he's got more than one-one for the smart shit, like flying helicopters, and another (or several) for the comedic observations o'life.
@@StupidTVclips is that the reason you have a "how to use the force" video on your channel? Because that's not the way to make a girl cum, if anything, you telling a woman you're a Jedi will dry them up faster than your comment does.
I was wearing a red hoodie and went to target. Over 10 times someone asked me for help. I ended up actually helping a few people or too. Never wearing red at target again.
Hahahah Bill was killin it that monday. When he has Nia cracking up you know its a good episode. Lol Definitely gave me a really solid and much needed laugh.... Btw, I'm 99.9% certain that I've NEVER said this to/about anyone before but I'm a bit jealous of their relationship lol. It does give me a little hope though, despite how shitty the odds are. I probably sound totally lame/corny to a lot of people but fuck em. Maybe I need to try dating a black woman again lol....
As long as you are still trying and treating them well you will find someone. Just rey not to let your fears make it weird on early dates cause I was always thinking, "I'm going to be alone forever and she doesnt like what I'm saying" and it made things awkward.
Why am I compelled to thank Bill Burr like he fought in Afganistan? Like thank you for joking! He makes my night better after coming home from funeral services, and I really fucking enjoyed the routine. But Bill always makes things more tolerable. FOR ME it's like thank you! That's exactly how I feel! I didn't know how to say it but that's it! Beautiful! Now I'm okay.
.....and you stare at her with no feeling behind your eyes.... I think this is my favorite moment of any Burr podcast I’ve listened too. You can see how the more Nia laughs the more Bill starts turning it up.
YIKES.....Christmas will NEEEVVVA be the same when I hear "Silver Bells" from now on....and "Jingle Bell Rock" might just set me off on a Binge Killing Spree
A MASSIVE thanks to the uploaded here....this is a gem and one of the funniest clips from his podcast ever!!! Don't know if I'd have ever come across this one.
Last time I was in Target I asked somebody where the hardware aisle was, and they said they don't work there. Eggnog is terrible. Saw a 6 year old with that shirt.
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LOL. I love how BB is just feeding off Nia's giggles and killin it.
Dude I would bet that him doing it with her has made him better as a comedian
Nia geeking out while Bill rolls off a dead hooker/gold toe socks story.... I want this life
...I need a Nia in my life!
That bit always cracks me up.
3:30 Bill's Silver Bells medley is PURE GOLD!!!!
“And you stare at her...with no feeling...behind your eyes...”
I love his brains. I'm convinced that he's got more than one-one for the smart shit, like flying helicopters, and another (or several) for the comedic observations o'life.
Making someone laugh like Nia is the most amazing feeling
How would you know
@@JugsOnMySack Same way I know everything else that I know, experience.
Omg I cried laughing. Bill was in rare form here😂😂
“Teddy Pendergrass”
“What…?”
KILLED ME
I hope I find a husband like Bill Burr. I want our life to just be full of laughs and dark Christmas carols
Nia’s laugh gives me a will to live
BEST Version of Silver Bells EVER 🤣🤣🤣
I could listen to Nia's laugh on a continuous loop.
I wish I could make a woman laugh the way Bill makes nia laugh
@@hxcpwnage999 funniest reply lmao
@@StupidTVclips is that the reason you have a "how to use the force" video on your channel? Because that's not the way to make a girl cum, if anything, you telling a woman you're a Jedi will dry them up faster than your comment does.
@@hxcpwnage999 oh john johnson comes in strong with the ol' right there fred!
Just take off your pants boy
@@hxcpwnage999 how is a total loser different than a loser
"Teddy Pendergrass"
Nia- "What?"
I laughed hardest at this moment
"I just don't know why they stay together". Lmao
I was wearing a red hoodie and went to target. Over 10 times someone asked me for help. I ended up actually helping a few people or too. Never wearing red at target again.
"That's an American citizen in there sir."
I almost spat out my drink at Jingle Bell Rock
You know you're a bill burr fan when you get the 'big tears' reference.
“You’re looking at TVs and they’re right next to cereal” lmao so true
This is one of the funniest burr clips I’ve cone across
“Do epic shit.” I seriously almost cried laughing.
Bills screaming at 6:00 captures the image so perfectly! 😂😂 I'm dying over here
He's so good at setting the scene for his stories
@@losermcgee1318 agreed! That scream though absolutely slaughters me 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh geezus! Bill burr is the goat man! 😂😂😂. Im over here dying!
Silver bells song with Nia laughing, funniest thing ever 😂😂😂.
Hahahah Bill was killin it that monday. When he has Nia cracking up you know its a good episode. Lol Definitely gave me a really solid and much needed laugh.... Btw, I'm 99.9% certain that I've NEVER said this to/about anyone before but I'm a bit jealous of their relationship lol. It does give me a little hope though, despite how shitty the odds are. I probably sound totally lame/corny to a lot of people but fuck em. Maybe I need to try dating a black woman again lol....
As long as you are still trying and treating them well you will find someone. Just rey not to let your fears make it weird on early dates cause I was always thinking, "I'm going to be alone forever and she doesnt like what I'm saying" and it made things awkward.
Why am I compelled to thank Bill Burr like he fought in Afganistan? Like thank you for joking! He makes my night better after coming home from funeral services, and I really fucking enjoyed the routine. But Bill always makes things more tolerable. FOR ME it's like thank you! That's exactly how I feel! I didn't know how to say it but that's it! Beautiful! Now I'm okay.
Same!!
Lmao dude bill was on it this day. Geeking out over here
Holyshit have her more on the show you're on fire when she's around even more! Your relationship is awesome so
2:09 Floral apron, with a frozen burrito in the pocket?!?! WTF?? So random lmfao🙈
Dark humor ooohhhhhh shit send lightening through my funny bones🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
.....and you stare at her with no feeling behind your eyes....
I think this is my favorite moment of any Burr podcast I’ve listened too. You can see how the more Nia laughs the more Bill starts turning it up.
Best Christmas Carol I've ever heard.
Billy crushing for his wife. So sweet.
Friggin Nia laughs like a super villain. Haha.
Eggnog with fireball whisky. The best.
"And then you meet the one thats not gonna be there long SCOREEE, sorry I thought that was a goal" lmfao
Its a good thing bill got a wife with the same sense of humor as him!! Nias got a nice laugh too! Good for them!
Holy crap I’ve rarely laughed this much
Bill was on his game in this one. Funny shit.
I worked at Target like ten years ago and he nailed it about the people that work there lmao!
YIKES.....Christmas will NEEEVVVA be the same when I hear "Silver Bells" from now on....and "Jingle Bell Rock" might just set me off on a Binge Killing Spree
Bill's silver bells is my Christmas anthem for 2019!..And say what you will about Target..At least its not Walmart..
“That’s another Patrick Swayze movie”
“Yes it is.”
awwww this one's so sweet
'I just don't know why they stay together'🤣🔥
TVs next to cereal? If Saturday Morning Cartoons still existed, that would be product placement marketing genius.
A MASSIVE thanks to the uploaded here....this is a gem and one of the funniest clips from his podcast ever!!!
Don't know if I'd have ever come across this one.
We all look like we work at Target when we're in there 🤣
Also, I disagree, nia just being there with her sultry voice and laughing it up is being an awesome guest.
HILARIOUS, Thanks Bill.
This is so damn hysterical! I can’t stop laughing!
Ur relationship is awesome keep it up soo funny
0:22 hilarious
...what? XD
I love when Nia is with you
Lol like melted ice cream n i like it
3:35 this is my favorite christmas song ever made
The funniest one lol
It's so true. One day, I went to Target wearing a red shirt and beige pants and I got stopped by a customer asking for directions around the store.
What weird is that Ross, value village and goodwill are all arguably more organized than Target.
He should be Bill Burp
Having long been associated with a middle management Target employee, this use of force at random, sounds quite logical….
You shouldn’t have “literally “ lol
Is the "do epic shit" shirt from Graham Stephan?
Nia was smoked up!
oh my god the song XD
Burrito Pocket 😂
9:15 JOOG Squad represent
Fucking priceless
She must have had a smoke
lmao
From what episode is this?
Teddy Pendegrass, what?...
Silver Bells is very very very white. Written by a country singer-songwriter
Film the broadcast
Stocking or Stalking?
Last time I was in Target I asked somebody where the hardware aisle was, and they said they don't work there.
Eggnog is terrible.
Saw a 6 year old with that shirt.
Maybe they really really don't work there?
you could be Bill Balzitch
Make her laugh, that's my secret
Story’s
Frank Felugia lmao
Fahlujah
Egg nog IS the shit.
Reddy Pentagrass
Illi Peddy Pentagrass
L’itération intensifies
Pretty sure nia smoked a bit of pot right before this lol...
Nobody.
Nia: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Meh
This was back when Nia was cool.
WTF is this, Howard and Robin all over again? Weird!
Hears Nia. Makes comment. Closes video
Lmao. You were the dude at dinner trying to cock block bill from Nia! You're him!
I wish bill was funnier he talks a lot but hardly says anything of value
Eggnog is great!
WTF is this, Howard and Robin all over again? Weird!
Robin is white
WTF is this, Howard and Robin all over again? Weird!
WTF is this, Howard and Robin all over again? Weird!
WTF is this, Howard and Robin all over again? Weird!
WTF is this, Howard and Robin all over again? Weird!
WTF is this, Howard and Robin all over again? Weird!