The Green Mile explained by an idiot

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  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax Před 2 lety +8384

    What makes the execution scene more sad is that the actor who played John died of a heart attack in 2012
    RIP Michael Clarke Duncan

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +6226

    “A painless uninterrupted stream of golden excellence”
    This dude has such a way with words, he’s clever af.

    • @frogge1722
      @frogge1722 Před 2 lety +10

      How tf did you watch that fast and comment it

    • @faytonhunter
      @faytonhunter Před 2 lety +7

      Naah he doesn't have musstache other one had. This one is a phony.

    • @ramahikari1014
      @ramahikari1014 Před 2 lety

      @sussypro Of course bruh, this channel once almost break CZcams.

    • @azamibrahim5857
      @azamibrahim5857 Před 2 lety +1

      You have a checkmark already?!

    • @dempzei
      @dempzei Před 2 lety

      Oh ok

  • @kingaye372
    @kingaye372 Před 2 lety +2642

    Edit: Interesting Fact: this movie was inspired by a true story. Except the guy that was executed was only 14. His name was George Stinney Jr. and was wrongfully convicted of murder of two white girls in 1944.

    • @echidnanatsuki882
      @echidnanatsuki882 Před 2 lety +256

      Ok now that is just fucked up
      Even worse than the movie

    • @BlackLion-nb8fm
      @BlackLion-nb8fm Před 2 lety +163

      Actually no, that was just a huge parallelism story case. Since the green Mile was based only on Stephen King's novel. Unless King's novel is based on that child's case, which I don't think it is...

    • @lahasainaypayaso3386
      @lahasainaypayaso3386 Před 2 lety +183

      @@BlackLion-nb8fm I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually inspired. as the gay characters in IT has a parallel to the real 1984 murder case of a gay guy named Charlie Howard that was beat up to death by homophobic kids. and what's more, it happened in MAINE, which you probably have know is where King's hometown.

    • @WilDBeestMF
      @WilDBeestMF Před 2 lety

      Not even remotely true. Sorry. No connection apart from the color of their skin, and the fact they died in the electric chair. And also that they're innocent. No real connection in either story.

    • @evil1by1
      @evil1by1 Před 2 lety +20

      Wow so he brought the dead back to life and lived for hundreds of years..so cool

  • @armenianguyontheinternet
    @armenianguyontheinternet Před 2 lety +133

    9:28 this actually made me cry

  • @B_assMan
    @B_assMan Před 2 lety +6007

    Dude made Green Miles laughable, fucking Green Miles, LAUGHABLE.
    Kudos to you sir. Your ability to turn anything comedic never fails to amuse us.

  • @jasonpatterson8091
    @jasonpatterson8091 Před 2 lety +4691

    This is possibly the most accurate recap you've done to date. Funny still, but someone would actually know what happened in this movie, fairly accurately, from this.

    • @pumkinplays8328
      @pumkinplays8328 Před 2 lety +9

      agreed

    • @computernoise2209
      @computernoise2209 Před 2 lety +61

      Green Mile is one of the most, "you can't be _that_ funny about it" movies, but I'm still glad High Boi did it cuz now more people will watch it.

    • @shfity5
      @shfity5 Před 2 lety +9

      Minus the bit about the moon pie and how it isn… ahhhhhfuck it. High boi can do his thing with any of my favorite movies.

    • @ramiel2650
      @ramiel2650 Před 2 lety

      iii{I ok o I i I I im

    • @jordancook8511
      @jordancook8511 Před 2 lety +1

      Never watched the movie, but after watching this I'm fascinated by the story.

  • @Ravens_spine_studios
    @Ravens_spine_studios Před 2 lety +98

    6:38 why does it sound like he's reading some type of smutty fanfiction lol

  • @ohdeararat7947
    @ohdeararat7947 Před 2 lety +843

    Watched this years ago, I cried. Watched it an hour ago, cried even more because I understand that this kind of shit happens. Innocent people condemned to be walking corpses because they can't defend themselves. If there is a hell, I dare say we've already reached it.

    • @mexicanbatman8157
      @mexicanbatman8157 Před rokem +6

      Lol good point but hell is even worse then that... In hell there is no good anything, so things like hope, relief, and happiness just isn't there

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 Před rokem +14

      That's why I have such mixed feelings on the death penalty. It really needs to be reserved for when there's no doubt in guilt. Like the guy who stabbed 2 people on a loaded bus in Canada and was still on it when police arrived. 0 doubt there but some other cases are a little too gray in my opinion.

    • @Highdisordermortal
      @Highdisordermortal Před rokem +6

      @@mexicanbatman8157 Assuming hell is real.

    • @nathan_4
      @nathan_4 Před rokem +1

      hell's worse than this

    • @nathan_4
      @nathan_4 Před rokem +1

      @@Highdisordermortal where do you think all the bad people go

  • @ale-skate
    @ale-skate Před 2 lety +9622

    Hell yeah

    • @VeryNotSober
      @VeryNotSober Před 2 lety +178

      It was always filled with a comedic tone. Except for the last 15 minutes.

    • @stuffstuff5822
      @stuffstuff5822 Před 2 lety +62

      I dunno it was still really sad to me.

    • @Ivannbeats
      @Ivannbeats Před 2 lety +7

      @@stuffstuff5822 same

    • @Forgiveiolord
      @Forgiveiolord Před 2 lety +1

      @@VeryNotSober high boi clone
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    • @newciousyt
      @newciousyt Před 2 lety +1

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  • @jakek1735
    @jakek1735 Před 2 lety +4927

    I love how people keep endlessly requesting movies for you to do, usually sequels to movies you've done before, and you're just like "Nah I'm gonna do Green Mile, a movie nobody requested or even remotely expected". You keep doing you, I'm here for it lol.

    • @staysaltybaby
      @staysaltybaby Před 2 lety +20

      He did say in a little click-able button during the video that the green mile was requested by his patreons

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker Před 2 lety +5

      the green mile is one of the best movies ever

    • @leeward6762
      @leeward6762 Před rokem

      Well done Sir, not just doing every popular movie that you have no Interest in just to try to get clicks...sad that's a rarity on CZcams but at least we have the scholar and gentleman High Boi, to make the quality entertainment that we so crave.

    • @BobThePenguin.
      @BobThePenguin. Před rokem +2

      @@staysaltybaby well if someone paying me told me to do something id do it

    • @williamjones6185
      @williamjones6185 Před rokem

      @@lunecker It IS the GOAT👍

  • @matthewgrisnich1769
    @matthewgrisnich1769 Před rokem +64

    "That sounds like a dead mouse on a popsicle. Don't visualize that!" Me: visualizes it.

  • @itsdantaylor
    @itsdantaylor Před 2 lety +159

    15:04 According to the book Del's crime was Arson.....and ....sexual assault....which is probably why they left that out of the movie to make it sadder when Del goes the way he does (also a testament to the actor for making the character as likeable as he is)........although the irony doesn't escape me that he's put on death row for arson and ends up bursting into flames.

    • @Trevor-Philips-BestieWestie
      @Trevor-Philips-BestieWestie Před rokem

      I Hear that he r@pe a girl

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Před rokem +10

      arson and sexual assault? Was that enough to get the death penalty back in the day? I assume it would also be manslaughter if the arson led to death

    • @Davenzoid
      @Davenzoid Před rokem +58

      @@TheTGOAC nah, original comment downplayed it way the fuck down. Del raped and murdered a young girl and set her body on fire to cover up his crime, said fire burns down a nearby apartment building killing 6 additional people, including 2 kids. At least in the book that's what went down anyway...
      Sooo... yeah, not really someone one should feel bad for. The film probably left all those details out to avoid darkening an already heavy-toned film.

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 Před rokem

      Should have kept it in, adds more moral conflict when there's a "close to home" crime. Unless he was just too retarded to know what he's doing.

    • @TheGullableFella
      @TheGullableFella Před rokem +10

      @@Davenzoid holy fuck

  • @mitchphillip7741
    @mitchphillip7741 Před 2 lety +3481

    You're an absolute weapon mate, was just drying off thinking of which one of your videos I was going to re-watch and boom! Here you are with some more ripper content! Keep it up my dude!

  • @JMulvy
    @JMulvy Před 2 lety +5384

    As comical as the video was, I still found myself tearing up over it. Such a good movie.

  • @bao_dumpling7682
    @bao_dumpling7682 Před rokem +94

    I managed to hold in the tears this time, just barely..

  • @hyperclub2413
    @hyperclub2413 Před 2 lety +47

    This death is too sad 8:26

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg Před 3 měsíci +1

      Good thing its not a real death

  • @Jass.Marttz
    @Jass.Marttz Před 2 lety +2825

    The Green Mile is one of the movies that most make me angry and depressed at the same time. Now, this guy's summary *made me laugh,* a fun escapism from the horrible things that happen in our reality.
    Thank you High Boi.

    • @ThisIsFine626
      @ThisIsFine626 Před 2 lety +14

      No this recap is just as fuckin sad as the movie I was in tears throughout most of the video

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 Před rokem +4

      Del’s execution is one of the most absolute frightening things I’ve ever seen in a movie

  • @Flynn217something
    @Flynn217something Před 2 lety +796

    This dude memeing does better synopsizing of movies than channels who's whole purpose is serious thorough synopsis.

  • @COOL_CANADIAN
    @COOL_CANADIAN Před rokem +36

    I remember watching the end of this movie with my dad as a kid. I was at that age where I didn't understand why he got executed at the end of the film even after my dad told me. But after trying to understand my dad told me it's a movie where you have to watch the entire movie to understand it. Me thinking they're killing an innocent man why would that be ok. Years later the green mile pops up in my suggested watch list. So I sit back and watch the movie. I will say this movie is a gold movie. You understand just how he feels and it's heart wrenching.

  • @Alpha-ol9iu
    @Alpha-ol9iu Před 2 lety +34

    8:32 easily.

  • @DanteWolfwood
    @DanteWolfwood Před 2 lety +866

    I started tearing up just listening to this humorous explanation of this movie. I forgot just how much this movie affects me.

    • @potentialaccident8196
      @potentialaccident8196 Před 2 lety +21

      Dude me too
      This movie is depressing

    • @newciousyt
      @newciousyt Před 2 lety

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    • @szeryd
      @szeryd Před 2 lety +12

      @@potentialaccident8196 This movie is beautiful.

    • @fryloc359
      @fryloc359 Před 2 lety +7

      God help us if he ever does Dead Poet Society.

    • @potentialaccident8196
      @potentialaccident8196 Před 2 lety +5

      @@szeryd
      Beautifully depressing
      Or
      Depressingly beautiful

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +208

    “How’s the wife”
    _”Terrible”_
    *”A T T A B O Y”*
    I swear these rando ass jokes that come outta nowhere crack me the heck up.

  • @neutralability7432
    @neutralability7432 Před 2 lety +25

    0:22 the mouthing actually fits :skull:

  • @annalisa_eeemerson7640
    @annalisa_eeemerson7640 Před 2 lety +26

    0:57 "pretty boy" HELP

  • @Felfan440
    @Felfan440 Před 2 lety +527

    Even though this movie is a masterpiece, it wasn't depressing, it was too dark... just plain cruel hombres

    • @callofdoody21
      @callofdoody21 Před 16 dny

      pretty symbolic for society nowadays if u ask me.

  • @livealittle1100
    @livealittle1100 Před 2 lety +505

    This movie is freaking devastating. Watched this in early 2000s. Cried like a five old kid who lost her lollipop. Turns out my dad was crying as well. 😂

    • @ceoofconfusion100
      @ceoofconfusion100 Před 2 lety +25

      @Rоsеsаrеrоsiе 🅥 yeah but did your dad return?

    • @allhailthedoginmyhand5591
      @allhailthedoginmyhand5591 Před 2 lety +2

      @Rоsеsаrеrоsiе 🅥 burn

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Před 2 lety +12

      Yep it's 1 of like 5 movies I'll cry at and 1 of 2 containing Tom Hanks. I mean I can watch it now without being upset as I've watched it a whole bunch but anyone watching this the first time who ain't sad is a POS.

    • @fernamart9868
      @fernamart9868 Před 2 lety +2

      @@matthewtalbot-paine7977 don't know bud, I've seen Forrest hump like 5 times and cry every time 😂😂

    • @livealittle1100
      @livealittle1100 Před 2 lety

      @@matthewtalbot-paine7977 I even shed few tears watching the movie called Philadephia. Tom Hanks was good in that film. 🥺

  • @susragejr477
    @susragejr477 Před rokem +86

    The fact this man was able to make Green mile funny is honestly an amazing feat

  • @ts-cat185
    @ts-cat185 Před 2 lety +18

    11:57 ah yes... ruine

  • @Alice-ui9oy
    @Alice-ui9oy Před 2 lety +376

    Incredible movie, analysed flawlessly by an idiot. Very much appreciate your work.

    • @coreyb1295
      @coreyb1295 Před 2 lety +1

      Flawlessly? He said Wild Bill put his own poop in his mouth. That definitely did not happen

  • @mrbombastic982
    @mrbombastic982 Před 2 lety +306

    This dude can literally turn EVERY movie genre into a comedy, Change my mind.

    • @yajvin2676
      @yajvin2676 Před 2 lety +3

      but can he turn comedy into Comedy???

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Před 2 lety +4

      Schindler's List. I mean he probably could make that funny but his channel would be deleted.

    • @yajvin2676
      @yajvin2676 Před 2 lety

      @@matthewtalbot-paine7977 amen bro😂

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Před 2 lety

      @@yajvin2676 I'd still watch it but I quite like dark comedy.

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker Před 2 lety +2

      @@matthewtalbot-paine7977 I think he knows about this movie and perhaps even planned on making a recap about it, but he also acknowledges of CZcams being a giant weakling, so he decides not to.

  • @sauceman8639
    @sauceman8639 Před 2 lety +20

    8:56 too late lol😁

  • @eythorh092
    @eythorh092 Před 2 lety +18

    3:24 actually his aim was spot on.
    fucking mouse moved

  • @thiccboi156
    @thiccboi156 Před 2 lety +407

    Great movie and made me cry like a toddler who lost his toy. RIP Michael Clarke Duncan (John Coffey)

  • @Tomazack
    @Tomazack Před 2 lety +454

    It cuts extra deep watching John Coffy die when you know that Michael Clarke Duncan passed away not that many years ago. Still one of my all-time favorite movies, even though it has the big sad.
    Perfect analysis as usual, really capturing the essence of it.

    • @coreyb1295
      @coreyb1295 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes perfect analysis..... Except he calls Bill "shit face" based on a mistake

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 Před 11 měsíci

      @@coreyb1295 No, he calls bill shit face because he's a shit face.

  • @habibakbar
    @habibakbar Před rokem +4

    I love it when high boi said "SWEET CHEEKS, BACK THAT THING UP AND SWISH SWISH ON MA 100% FUNCTIONAL DISH! "

  • @realfentonfilms
    @realfentonfilms Před rokem +25

    9:20
    It’s confirmed in the book what Del did. He was on death row for raping and murdering a woman, and to cover up for the crime he lit her body on fire, which unintentionally caught onto a building, killing six more people in the process, two of which being children.

  • @DominanceMusic
    @DominanceMusic Před 2 lety +141

    I like how he casually rests after the flies appear, respect

    • @DominanceMusic
      @DominanceMusic Před 2 lety

      @Amazing FINALLY, A NEW RICKROLL LINK, sorry bro already fell for that like 3 months ago, still a lit rickroll doe

    • @coolenestry8753
      @coolenestry8753 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DominanceMusic idk if u know this but... thats a bot

    • @DominanceMusic
      @DominanceMusic Před 2 lety

      @@coolenestry8753 this is a guy, he got the "Dont show subs" on, a bot cant do that... I used to own a cultist that did stuff like this one, but maybe bots have evolved

    • @coolenestry8753
      @coolenestry8753 Před 2 lety

      @@DominanceMusic oh yeah mb its a real dude, i checked the vid, theres a rickroll in there

    • @DominanceMusic
      @DominanceMusic Před 2 lety

      @@coolenestry8753 lmao, u fell for it? Is it the soap one?

  • @jonny_s0288
    @jonny_s0288 Před 2 lety +40

    "locks on his target" I really lost it at that point 7:04

  • @defcon4824
    @defcon4824 Před rokem +29

    Man as a 22 year old the ending of this movie with the execution makes me cry. Even with high bois sky high explanation I still teared up...

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Před rokem +3

      It's an incredibly sad movie. A modern tragedy, but a really well made beautiful one.

  • @chrissaviolenin5502
    @chrissaviolenin5502 Před 11 měsíci +3

    7:07 I love Green Mile, and I know it's sad, but I couldn't help at this scene. Particularly because of sweet buddy High Boi's commentary

  • @allalphazerobeta8643
    @allalphazerobeta8643 Před 2 lety +254

    Here's a question? How old was John? I mean if his Miracle gives the mouse and Paul, a super long life, it must have given John an even longer life. Would explain why he is okay with dying.

    • @rorywatt9752
      @rorywatt9752 Před 2 lety +108

      It’s implied that John was a disciple of jesus in this universe or even a stand in given his initials (JC…ring any bells?). This of course makes him 1000s of years old, driving home how tired he is as he likely suffers from a never ending life where his experience and paul’s parallel (loved ones die as he lives, so all relationships lose meaning and leaves him with unbearable loneliness)

    • @adi.does.things
      @adi.does.things Před 2 lety +6

      Ayooooo what??

    • @aaryadeshmukh8262
      @aaryadeshmukh8262 Před 2 lety +5

      @@adi.does.things i comfuse

    • @cainster
      @cainster Před 2 lety +18

      @@rorywatt9752 John wouldn't be 1000s of years old...he'd be aging as a normal human. If you want to go with that "theory," then modify it a bit. Could've been a "disciple of Jesus" reincarnated into Coffey, but Coffey may not be 100 percent aware of "who" he is or "who" he "used to be."

    • @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
      @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine Před 2 lety +5

      @@cainster Depend how the power is supposed to work in universe. Since it can let a mouse live to what seem to be 70-80 years old with ONE contact, it might let the original bearer be an unaging immortal.

  • @Starfish-rr5ed
    @Starfish-rr5ed Před 2 lety +216

    7:43
    As funny as that would be, he actually traded a nickel for a moon-pie from the janitor. He then left it in his mouth for several hours until the guard came to investigate, where he slapped both hands on his cheeks to spray half saliva dissolved moon-pie on the guard's face. Very original at least lol.

    • @zemthemattress3443
      @zemthemattress3443 Před 2 lety +10

      Came here to say this - thank you

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 Před rokem +42

      That is so incredibly les Horrid that it doesn’t even seem bad by comparison

    • @foodofthegods
      @foodofthegods Před rokem +7

      and then proceeds to call him shit mouth for the rest of the video

    • @user-yu3wu4ym9n
      @user-yu3wu4ym9n Před 8 měsíci +1

      ... Thank you bro. I was really believing words of an idiot...

    • @leslietaylor4458
      @leslietaylor4458 Před 4 měsíci +4

      You ought to read the book. It says what Del did... no it wasn't hit the kids with a bus

  • @t-hizzle2A
    @t-hizzle2A Před rokem +2

    6:43 I love how his voice quivers when he says that

  • @KillroyLP
    @KillroyLP Před rokem +9

    9:44 lmao 😂😂😂 cant catch a breath... Poor aussies

  • @jackrichards1418
    @jackrichards1418 Před 2 lety +29

    At 11:43 it looks like he is watching all the swearing subtitles in disbelief

  • @figthenonbinary8395
    @figthenonbinary8395 Před 2 lety +26

    13:46 got me crying so bad my brother was like, 'wtf, are you okay?' and I had to tell him it was a youtube video.

  • @richardsanchez9190
    @richardsanchez9190 Před 2 lety +12

    12:48 well it's not that much of a coincidence. That's death row so if a person in that state or county or whatever is found guilty and sentenced to death then they end up there. Could be wrong but I dont think so

  • @error4o434
    @error4o434 Před rokem +11

    when he said not to imagine the mouse on a popsicle i did imagine it now i cant get it out of my head bruh

  • @smithyMcjoe
    @smithyMcjoe Před 2 lety +1275

    The Green Mile is such a heart wrenching story, you did an incredible job making it so funny!
    I had a little mouse. I miss my little mouse.

    • @durg3sh
      @durg3sh Před 2 lety +7

      It's a dystopian and psychological thriller film and this guy right here just...

    • @avg_terrarian
      @avg_terrarian Před 2 lety +1

      this mf nameed tiddies like bro 💀💀💀💀

    • @thecrossroadsofideas
      @thecrossroadsofideas Před 2 lety +3

      🐁

    • @Mr.Fister.Roboto
      @Mr.Fister.Roboto Před 2 lety +16

      I had a little mouse too a few years ago. It was a wild mouse that had nested in my wood working shop one winter. I'd catch a quick glimpse of her running by and sometimes I'd see her peaking around from behind various things in the shop, kinda staring at me like she was trying to figure out what I was up to. So, I started feeding her peanuts. I learned that she definitely preferred the honey roasted peanuts over the standard roasted and salted ones. I wouldn't say I tamed her, but it was amazing how comfortable she became with being around me. After only a couple of days she would come up and fearlessly take a peanut from my hand and sit there and eat it in front of me instead of running away. It became a routine each night. After she ate a couple of peanuts each time I'd give her a few more and she would take them one by one and stash them all around the shop in various hiding places for later. She'd hang around me and would play with various things on my work benches while I worked stuff. Eventually she had babies and when they started walking she would bring them out to play on the benches and tables too. The babies looked like little fuzzballs with these tiny little legs that were too close together, comparable to the wheel-base on the old Isuzu Troopers that made them such a high risk for rolling over when making a sharp turn too fast. The little babies would do the same thing except most of the time they'd start running and make it about 6 to 8 inches before tripping and rolling over forward/head first. They'd then stand back up and make this noise that sounded like a combination between a little angry sneeze and bird chirping before doing it all over again. I know all this may sound like BS, but it's honestly a true story. I've always kinda wondered if other people had similar experiences with wild mice. I miss my little mouse too.

    • @p0xus
      @p0xus Před 2 lety +7

      @@Mr.Fister.Roboto Picturing the little mouse family playing brightened my day. Thanks for that.

  • @math_build
    @math_build Před 2 lety +36

    "7000 depressions out of 4 soy beans"
    Sadly that state is a true one. I don't know how those two things are connected but as far as i know they are at this ratio available in my life.

  • @user-benrizz9
    @user-benrizz9 Před 2 lety +1

    When High Boi voices the old lady 🤣🤣🤣
    “iT’s InTrEsTiNg”
    I full on died of laughter

  • @dummycat6120
    @dummycat6120 Před rokem +4

    Even w High Boi's comical recap,it still made me shed tears. This movie is a masterpiece

  • @chaoslacroix7180
    @chaoslacroix7180 Před 2 lety +171

    This movie....uh. It reminds me of the fact that not everything is awful in the world. There's a lot a LOT of darkness out there. And whats more somehow you my dude have managed to make me want to laugh cry and straight up ice not one but two living embodiments of that darkness in humanity simultaneously.

    • @nickiebanchou
      @nickiebanchou Před 2 lety +2

      read factfullness, the world has never been better yet

  • @galaxypotato1257
    @galaxypotato1257 Před 2 lety +42

    one of the small things I love with this channel is, he doesn't have a 10 minutes intro. you click on the video and bam he just starts.

  • @kadecoleman4104
    @kadecoleman4104 Před rokem +2

    Really stoked I found your channel man because I’m far too lazy to watch all the movies I want to so I love these videos. And cinemasins/wins too man. Thank you guys, I really appreciate it. ✌🏻🙏🏻💪🏻😎

  • @SunBunz
    @SunBunz Před 2 lety

    My god. I’m so glad I stumbled on this channel. This is absolute gold.

  • @anotherbigfootwithinternet2147

    This movie was the only movie that made me ugly cry, and now I'm holding in laughter.

    • @gutedeguzman6270
      @gutedeguzman6270 Před 2 lety +3

      @Rоsеsаrеrоsiе 🅥 get a life

    • @darchangel2136
      @darchangel2136 Před 2 lety

      You want a movie that'll make you laugh your ass off and then cry it off... Braveheart.
      I don't cry much at movies, mainly because I don't cry unless shit REALLY matters, but I cried like a baby at that one.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +97

    When I was in jail I was put in solitary for a week. When I got to the “less bad” solitary dude I was with dropped a piece of food and didn’t pick it up. Within an hour there were ants all over it. They were our pets for a few days until the guards actually went in to check the solitary dorm. When there is literally nothing to do but be miserable and incarcerated you become entertained by even the smallest form of change.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 Před 2 lety +15

      So you went from solitary to... duotary?

    • @animelovers6592
      @animelovers6592 Před 2 lety +1

      you were actually in jail

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před 2 lety +19

      @@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 I was being transferred to the work release dorm. They also didn’t let me out on work release anyway until I was done with the solitary punishment. Honestly just wish they had kept me in the tiny room alone with a towel. The guy in duotary with me was an annoying loser and gave away the ant colony to the guards. The guys in solitary were much more hilarious, talked about movies, yelled at the guards unspeakable things, etc.

  • @Nam61KY
    @Nam61KY Před 2 lety +2

    OMGGGG! You are awesome! I haven't laughed so hard. Your humor is spot on. Gonna subscribe!

  • @joshdouglas6655
    @joshdouglas6655 Před 2 lety +2

    Bro, never stop, this shit is gold every single on of your videos has so much rewatch ability and is funny af keep it up ye belter

  • @ninjayanyan
    @ninjayanyan Před 2 lety +29

    6:55 That's Tom Hank acting for you people !

  • @UwU-ou3nc
    @UwU-ou3nc Před 2 lety +108

    "He didnt cry during the titanic. do boys even have feelings?"
    meanwhile me absolutely tICKed off that the guy had the absolute GALL TO STOMP ON THE MOUSY

  • @Kai-Made
    @Kai-Made Před rokem +7

    I have watched that movie like 4 times all the way through and somehow I still cry...and somehow I forget about this being a story inside a story...crazy good movie.

  • @Pandastuck
    @Pandastuck Před 2 lety

    your video was hilarious, but after it finished, I started thinking about this move. it was also a personal favorite of my mom, and she passed away last year. so now after almost crying of laughing, I'm crying from actual sadness. wonderful job!

  • @Joeseph_Kerr
    @Joeseph_Kerr Před 2 lety +46

    Man....Even high, and having the story told to me by High Boi...This story still hits hard.

  • @cszqravr
    @cszqravr Před 2 lety +281

    Loved the way you both managed to keep the jokes coming while at no point belittling the emotions of the movie, toning it back a bit at those really heart felt moments. This took my on another level compared to your other videos. Maybe this would also work with shawshank redemption and/or gran torino, if I may be so bold to offer suggestions?

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Před rokem +7

      I think the fact that boi's movie reviews are all done in a comedic way, but he still recognizes good movies and emotional scenes, so he knows when to pull it back and let the intended emotion through. He might be a hehe aha funny movie reviewer, but he does know movies pretty well.

  • @marzario_3893
    @marzario_3893 Před rokem

    this is the first time i have ever cried from laughter and sadness at the same time ... good job m8

  • @bALloOniSfOod
    @bALloOniSfOod Před 2 lety +1

    He forgets to mention the irony in percy being sent to the same mental hospital that he wanted to work at, except as a patient

  • @MonolithPreachr
    @MonolithPreachr Před 2 lety +16

    13:32 "cuz this video is long enough already" Do I look like who cares about it? I LOVE YOUR CONTENT

  • @jay-is-okay
    @jay-is-okay Před 2 lety +36

    You just gotta love high boi reviews, they're hilarious

  • @visheshverma8561
    @visheshverma8561 Před 2 lety +4

    Funny, but in all seriousness, I cried when Del got executed and, from when John watched that movie, to when he got executed

  • @breezyautumn
    @breezyautumn Před 2 lety

    Great character breakdown, really enjoyed this!

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 Před 2 lety +96

    Percy: “There ain’t no mouseville”
    High boi: “I’m boutta throw my PNG arm at this f*ckhead”
    Basically everyone watching if they were in that situation:
    *”You sir, have yee’d your last haw”*

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_ Před 2 lety +57

    2:19 I dunno why, but the missing space between the "-" and "evil" is somehow inherently funny to me. It's so minor, but it fits with the style so perfectly

  • @dylanjustdylan4249
    @dylanjustdylan4249 Před rokem +10

    14:44 how depressing are soy beans to be compared to depression itself?

    • @EpicevanXD
      @EpicevanXD Před měsícem

      He gave the movie about a 4/10

  • @SirTorcharite
    @SirTorcharite Před 2 lety

    I need "A Scanner Darkly explained by an idiot" now. This is too good. Definitely subscribing!

  • @mrhacker9109
    @mrhacker9109 Před 2 lety +58

    Im honestly impressed that you managed to make a three hour movie into a 15 minute video

  • @regnarsthegreat5102
    @regnarsthegreat5102 Před 2 lety +27

    9:39 who tf allowed you to break the 4th wall of your channel

  • @Not0nSaturn
    @Not0nSaturn Před rokem +3

    You turned such a sad and depressing movie into a hilarious video

  • @mythrimax
    @mythrimax Před 2 lety +7

    John's execution was in recap mode with our boi talking over it and it still brought a little tears to my eyes. That scene is so powerful that I only need a mere mention of it to elicit emotion.

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium Před 2 lety +96

    Never saw the film but your description, while humorous, made my eyes moist by the end. Thanks for making me smile and cry in one video.
    Update: Watched it a second time. Got weepy-eyed at the end again. Stupid movie making me feel things.

  • @spiceynuggs
    @spiceynuggs Před 2 lety +34

    the fact he said "you" at the same time with T.Hanks is blessed. (4:53)

    • @dominickbenincasa5043
      @dominickbenincasa5043 Před 9 měsíci

      I think I actually said “you” with Hanks the first time I saw this movie as well

  • @le_creamy
    @le_creamy Před 2 lety

    I watch your videos when I'm editing my videos dude and then i end up just watching all of your vids. Beautiful movie reviews lol

  • @PandamoniuGaming
    @PandamoniuGaming Před rokem +2

    Honestly the Green mile is a movie I've loved since I first saw it as a kid, it's just a great story and it's awesome to see someone did a good (and genuinely entertaining) recap of the movie

  • @AAG414
    @AAG414 Před 2 lety +84

    it takes some real comedic talent to turn one of the most heart-wrenching films of all time into essentially a comedy

  • @yasininn76
    @yasininn76 Před 2 lety +37

    Imagine watching one of the most sad movies in history and still being able to crack up jokes like these

  • @agentmilton6585
    @agentmilton6585 Před 2 lety

    Y'know, High Boi always makes me laugh to the point where i laugh everytime i come across his thumbnail videos

  • @OnionChoppingNinja
    @OnionChoppingNinja Před 2 lety

    Never thought someone would make me laugh out loud about the green mile, but you did it.

  • @cold_soup2136
    @cold_soup2136 Před 2 lety +17

    14:49 that one second of darkness, I saw my face, now I'm sad

  • @wy4553
    @wy4553 Před 2 lety +134

    I couldn't stop laughing from 6:35-7:20 This was fucking amazing

  • @curry_b1scuts986
    @curry_b1scuts986 Před rokem

    Honestly I think that this movie is the best of all time and that this is the most accurate review I've seen. Good work

  • @superproduce
    @superproduce Před 11 měsíci

    Your content has always been soo funny😂

  • @rod1028
    @rod1028 Před 2 lety +110

    Damn you sorta made this depressing movie into a comedy.

  • @dhanush7046
    @dhanush7046 Před 2 lety +18

    7:52 "where tf do u think , shit head"
    Litteraly

  • @handlesarefeckinstupid
    @handlesarefeckinstupid Před rokem +1

    If I want to know what a film is like now, I come here to see if I want to watch it. Amazing.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 2 lety

    Still one of my favorite Stephen King adapted films. This is the best summation I've seen of it, you kept every important point in order and check, and still kept it entertaining for a veteran viewer to watch 😂💗

  • @Assassin_Droid
    @Assassin_Droid Před 2 lety +21

    11:48 reminds me of filthy frank

  • @shuem_
    @shuem_ Před 2 lety +235

    For those who haven't watched The Green Mile, please watch the film bc its probably one of the most under appreciated film of all time. This film legit made me bawl my eyes out in front of my family, and I am not the type to show emotions especially to family members. This guy explained basically everything but missed one of the details that made this movie great.

    • @okenwave3119
      @okenwave3119 Před 2 lety +3

      Out of curiosity what was the detail

    • @shuem_
      @shuem_ Před 2 lety +11

      @@okenwave3119 you'll see if you watch it. He did mention some in the video but watching it will make you feel the details much better.

    • @gamingrubix1722
      @gamingrubix1722 Před rokem +2

      Sorry hombre but I already am sad after watching this I feel like watching this movie would be similar to injecting myself with depression

    • @CHloE748
      @CHloE748 Před rokem +1

      I’m already on 3 meds for depression, I don’t need more lmao can you please tell me what the missing detail was?? I’m so curious now but not strong enough to watch the movie

    • @YouOpaOpa
      @YouOpaOpa Před rokem +3

      No it’s not. It was even nominated for Best Picture, it won a bunch of awards! Michael Clarke Duncan was nominated for an Oscar and all.

  • @what_is_sleep
    @what_is_sleep Před rokem

    I have only READ the Green Mile, and your recap of the movie fits pretty well. Felt like I needed to say that, don't know why.

  • @firphet
    @firphet Před 10 měsíci +1

    i have been permanently traumatized by visualizing a rat on a popsicle