Ozzy Man Reviews: Does Australia Exist?

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  • @alexanderg1935
    @alexanderg1935 Před 6 lety +7225

    As an Englishman, let me apologise for the emotional meltdown of this android. We'll have him topped up on vegemite and back to normal in no time.

    • @BurningBrightMonster
      @BurningBrightMonster Před 6 lety +43

      Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK Don't be mad because you're third world ass can't keep up with Dear Old Blighty

    • @Dr_Wu
      @Dr_Wu Před 6 lety +6

      Alexander G your an idiot

    • @sherifmourad79
      @sherifmourad79 Před 6 lety +11

      loool

    • @corybumstead5320
      @corybumstead5320 Před 6 lety +73

      Alexander G aren't you guys shitty now. You sent us to the best country and Weather in the world and you are stuck in bleak miserable England

    • @officerchad1213
      @officerchad1213 Před 6 lety +34

      Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK take a chill pill mate, it’s not like the British were the only one to do that, the French, the Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch etc. and also it may be debatable but in some cases the British left some of their colonies in a better state then they found them. Especially in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. The British built infrastructure, industry and have these nations technology that would enable them to survive in the modern world. If the British hadn’t colonized Africa, despite the face that many people died, not going to deny that. The content would be controlled by tribal warlords with 17th century technology

  • @pratiknalage1666
    @pratiknalage1666 Před 5 lety +1084

    1950: There will be flying cars in future
    2019: Does Australia exist?

    • @ongbonga9025
      @ongbonga9025 Před 5 lety +19

      @Scottish Thor What's a Scottish? My Stepdad says he's one of them but I've never been to a Scottishland so it obviously doesn't exist.
      I know who Thor is. That shit is real. Dude with magic weather hammer.

    • @AaronHahnStudios
      @AaronHahnStudios Před 5 lety +2

      THE FLYING CAR HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1997. sorry caps, but i cant be fuked re-typing that

    • @sanjeevdandin9350
      @sanjeevdandin9350 Před 5 lety +1

      Even as joke your initial sentence is wrong
      There are already flying cars dude
      Normal people just don't use them

    • @lmoral222
      @lmoral222 Před 5 lety +6

      @@sanjeevdandin9350 < NPC spotted.

    • @sanjeevdandin9350
      @sanjeevdandin9350 Před 5 lety

      @@lmoral222
      NPC?
      Dude no context joke! Lol

  • @laythadrian5705
    @laythadrian5705 Před 3 lety +209

    I mentioned to a flat Earther colleague of mine that I'm planning to move to Australia. He just laughed and said, "Good luck." I now understand why he thinks I'm wasting my time.

    • @MrDALE-jy8tu
      @MrDALE-jy8tu Před 3 lety

      Crater earth......

    • @catgrrrl5666
      @catgrrrl5666 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂👍

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 Před 3 lety +4

      Don't worry, the Earth sucks just as hard on the underside.

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 Před 3 lety +6

      I sincerely hope that your friend doesn’t have some kind of job involving geophysics.
      Then we’d be well and truly f*****.

    • @MrNickelbrille
      @MrNickelbrille Před 2 lety +6

      You startet to waste your time, talking to a flatearther ;-)

  • @monkeseeaction21987
    @monkeseeaction21987 Před 3 lety +274

    We should start a conspiracy theory that flat earth society doesn't exist

    • @mattetjus
      @mattetjus Před 2 lety +17

      I actually thought it was only some "joke" made up by a bunch of bored American college kids.. I mean, in any country with high literacy and widespread (and not highly censored) internet access - who could be so intellectually unlucky to believe such a joke?

    • @sojournerkarunatruth4406
      @sojournerkarunatruth4406 Před 2 lety +2

      @Martin Ma your comment sort of reminds me of the Christian's fabricating a joke, a pretty lame one, at that; that everyone ought to pretend that **atheist's** **don't** **exist** 🤯😭😏 OK Herbert I'm done paying taxes.

    • @M30W07
      @M30W07 Před 2 lety +8

      What flat earth society? I thought that didn’t exist

    • @daxriley8195
      @daxriley8195 Před 2 lety +2

      @@M30W07 Of course they exist, they're a global organisation!

    • @riteshsaha2207
      @riteshsaha2207 Před 2 lety +2

      They are all actors hired by the government

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews Před 6 lety +2874

    Yeah of course Australia exists, but I'm really doubting New Zealand. Most maps agree. I mean, you're trying to tell me Mordor and Hobbiton are on the same island?

    • @thatfishingfella4672
      @thatfishingfella4672 Před 6 lety +30

      But, New Zealand is not middle earth

    • @tobylipinski5579
      @tobylipinski5579 Před 6 lety +18

      Can confirm NZ is real

    • @BiaXia
      @BiaXia Před 6 lety +23

      r/wooosh

    • @Draconorst
      @Draconorst Před 6 lety +100

      If New Zealand doesn't exist, then where the fuck am I?

    • @kosaba11
      @kosaba11 Před 6 lety +27

      Draconorst, You're obviously just in Abbreviated Reviews's head.

  • @jamesrcole78
    @jamesrcole78 Před 5 lety +696

    No Australian has ever been able to get past one of those "I am not a robot" check boxes.

    • @ashleyking6743
      @ashleyking6743 Před 4 lety +19

      James Cole hahahahahahahaha I loved that comment. Im Australian and had issues with that box plenty of times.

    • @barrelsofwaste7658
      @barrelsofwaste7658 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah I hate those tricky photo boxes you have to tap

    • @connor2015
      @connor2015 Před 4 lety +10

      thing is they're all the right way up. we can't recognize the photos

    • @WojciechP915
      @WojciechP915 Před 4 lety +4

      That's just because they can't read.

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 Před 3 lety +2

      😂 as an Australian I find this hilarious 😂

  • @cur5edbard
    @cur5edbard Před 3 lety +219

    I'm over 50 and knew for a fact Australia existed all my life...until I watched this video.

    • @melaniesimpson1917
      @melaniesimpson1917 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol 😂

    • @angeluscorpius
      @angeluscorpius Před 3 lety +17

      I'm also over 50. I've always believed that Australia existed. Heck, I've even been to some place called Melbourne, and Sydney, and Perth, and Tasmania... But those places were sets and the people in it actors? Wow. Just wow.... I guess that means New Zealand is also fake then... cos I had to fly thru Australia to get to New Zealand... I guess all that "Earthquake damage" was just a cover story because they didn't have enough time to finish the set proper.

    • @karlmuller3690
      @karlmuller3690 Před 3 lety +3

      @@angeluscorpius - "Yeah, nah I've spotted one, he's on to us boy's he's
      quick for Yank, but he's on to us"..... lol
      Cheers, from the "Land/s Down Under"

    • @doktormcnasty
      @doktormcnasty Před 3 lety +2

      While the evidence presented in this clip IS admittedly compelling the simple fact of the matter is that Australia can not exist. The only way Australia could exist is if the world was round but since it is actually flat there's no actual way that it can.

    • @SavagelyBadAtLosing
      @SavagelyBadAtLosing Před 2 lety +1

      @@paulrichardson2554 it's a planet

  • @diegcel
    @diegcel Před 3 lety +40

    Still not 100% conviced that somewhere in this planet exits such an amazing land full of Sheilas and Wankers... I may need a second part of this video.

  • @themudpit621
    @themudpit621 Před 5 lety +652

    As an Australian I can confirm, all those 'overseas' places don't exist. I've driven for thousands of kilometers and never found anywhere but here. I flew overseas once, but just wound up in Tassie. Australia is all there is.

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 Před 5 lety +6

      🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂

    • @randyhutchinson9910
      @randyhutchinson9910 Před 5 lety +4

      Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha, right on

    • @FuqUYouTube
      @FuqUYouTube Před 5 lety +8

      But I'm real! *IM REEAALL!!!!*
      (As I slowly turn invisible and fade away)

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 Před 5 lety +2

      @@FuqUCZcams you turn *invisible, my man

    • @randyhutchinson9910
      @randyhutchinson9910 Před 5 lety +4

      @@FuqUCZcams don't go invisible!!!! I keep try to get outa here, and I drive for miles, into exhaustion, and keep waking up in the same place !!!! I'm starting to believe, I don't exist !

  • @EricDec
    @EricDec Před 5 lety +592

    I went to Australia and people around were all actors. They didn't know what to say so they just said "mate" all the time. They drugged me with 10 beers and the next day I couldn't remember anything. Be careful.

    • @PeterWalkerHP16c
      @PeterWalkerHP16c Před 5 lety +10

      Haw can yer go to straya if it doesn't exist, yer fucken drongo
      ... and decamps is what crims do.

    • @sinister6693
      @sinister6693 Před 5 lety

      Then get some bitches BTW its female dog you big fat liar

    • @sigaries4062
      @sigaries4062 Před 5 lety +2

      Now that, I do believe..Cheers mate! Haha

    • @Adam-ko6dx
      @Adam-ko6dx Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @pdx121
      @pdx121 Před 5 lety +3

      Good story 10 outta10

  • @bigal6352
    @bigal6352 Před 3 lety +26

    Sick and tired of hearing people who've never even been there saying that Australia obviously exists. I spent 3 weeks holiday there in 2019 and can absolutely confirm that it doesn't exist!

  • @prabhanjantelang509
    @prabhanjantelang509 Před 2 lety +26

    Ozzy Man: Look at me, I am real.
    Flat-Earthers: That’s exactly what a computer program would be programmed to say.

  • @fredcarlson5873
    @fredcarlson5873 Před 4 lety +891

    "I'm a tangible real human being". Thats exactly what a computer generated AI Ozzy would say.

  • @-paulmp
    @-paulmp Před 5 lety +1284

    I'm Australian... If I'm actually an actor, I'm definitely not getting paid enough.

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 Před 5 lety +84

      Wait up, I'm not getting paid AT ALL!! Is there a union or something? I've got decades worth of paychecks coming!

    • @jepoiy03
      @jepoiy03 Před 5 lety +22

      you still hiring actors??

    • @tremere26
      @tremere26 Před 5 lety +14

      Ask the Soros guy, he seems to pay for everything these days.

    • @rockyp3917
      @rockyp3917 Před 5 lety +4

      Me too

    • @Hallands.
      @Hallands. Před 5 lety +9

      Paul Pichugin Now, now! With the Earth being flat and all, you've got to accept that wages are flat-lining as well, come on!

  • @windsorSJ
    @windsorSJ Před 3 lety +13

    I'm British and I love Aussies. The world would be flat without Australia.

  • @robertmakins5070
    @robertmakins5070 Před 3 lety +10

    Vegemite is the grease they use to lubricate the internal mechanics of the "Australian" cyborgs.

  • @thecuttingsark5094
    @thecuttingsark5094 Před 4 lety +703

    Surely if us Poms invented a fake country, we’d plan to win the Ashes a bit more often

    • @barbiatch3029
      @barbiatch3029 Před 4 lety +28

      True statement right there!! 🤣🤣

    • @KonFry
      @KonFry Před 4 lety +21

      Under rated comment

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 Před 4 lety +18

      btw thanks for Sir Bradman, Shane Warne, Ricky Pointing, Steve Smith, Allen Border. They've been very helpful!

    • @riteshkamboj7565
      @riteshkamboj7565 Před 4 lety +11

      You created the game and didn't win the world cup until now

    • @TakerKaneanite619
      @TakerKaneanite619 Před 4 lety +13

      We quite clearly didn't want to make it too obvious.

  • @bodacious2276
    @bodacious2276 Před 4 lety +201

    I never questioned the existence of Australia until I saw this video. Now I'm skeptical.

    • @jimmydishkawnt
      @jimmydishkawnt Před 3 lety +10

      Yep the cyborg android is Too defensive 🤔

    • @Collinv707
      @Collinv707 Před 3 lety +3

      Thats Exactly what I was going to say

    • @alisonholland7531
      @alisonholland7531 Před 3 lety +4

      Seriously?
      Mate there's days I wish my dad hadn't dragged our arses to Oz but then I think England's wet, cold and fucking miserable, at least here it's hot (the humidity is fucked but) and there's a shit ton of seafood, think I should stop whinging and be grateful I'm not still stuck in pommy land.

    • @mattw7949
      @mattw7949 Před 3 lety +1

      Look closely at 13:05... you can see the glitch on the CGI. Totally not a really person.

    • @arnolourens2030
      @arnolourens2030 Před 3 lety +1

      @Scoobie dude why you talking to your imaginary friend again? Victor is a figment of your imaginatoin. Classic bipolar case. Defending your ego

  • @daveandmarthaorvis
    @daveandmarthaorvis Před 3 lety +3

    Well argued. No secret cabal could make up Australia. Love it.

    • @Plastikdoom
      @Plastikdoom Před 2 lety

      No they easily could, all the fantastical creatures, poisonous things, etc…exactly the bs a bureaucratic system would come up with, have you seen tax law? I rest my case. The more outlandish the better, I mean come on, a mammal with a beaver tail, duck bill, poisonous spurs, that lays eggs? Yeah right. So how many jack a lopes you seen? I got the Brooklyn bridge I’ll sell ya man.

  • @arealhuman3677
    @arealhuman3677 Před 3 lety +8

    You know he’s a true Aussie because he swore at the first 3 seconds

  • @youtubevanced4900
    @youtubevanced4900 Před 3 lety +286

    Rays wife doesn't even react. She's lived with Ray for 50 years and knows what's coming.

  • @Lukemplant
    @Lukemplant Před 6 lety +210

    If the government came up with Aussie man, then fuck me I’m happy to be manipulated.

  • @Bawamba
    @Bawamba Před 3 lety +6

    1:25 *"I'm not a part of a plot to trick the world. I am not a computer generated persona"*
    Exactly what a trickster would say.

  • @allenjenkins7947
    @allenjenkins7947 Před 3 lety +7

    As a ten pound Pom, I just wonder where I've been for the last sixty years if Australia doesn't exist.

  • @danielbateman6518
    @danielbateman6518 Před 6 lety +104

    I literally can't tell the difference between people joking to be flat earthers and actual flat earthers

    • @EdwinCristobal
      @EdwinCristobal Před 6 lety +4

      The earth is a cylinder... explains the circular shape of some pictures and the flat earthers theory put together.. everyone wins.. I have proof the earth is a cylinder

    • @forestranger590
      @forestranger590 Před 5 lety +4

      Earth is a dick

    • @markocumic8287
      @markocumic8287 Před 5 lety

      ser jaime lannister that explains so much

    • @shepdgc.og.soldier7732
      @shepdgc.og.soldier7732 Před 4 lety

      The earth is Australian with just its undies on.

  • @davidvondoom2853
    @davidvondoom2853 Před 6 lety +412

    Actors pretending to be Australians must be one of the biggest sources of employment in the world.

    • @jamescooper2825
      @jamescooper2825 Před 5 lety +7

      Finally, those cunts get jobs.... us kiwis been doing them for too long

    • @codystephens5939
      @codystephens5939 Před 5 lety +1

      im moving right now!!!

    • @liveitwithdev6016
      @liveitwithdev6016 Před 5 lety +2

      Dude I get paid every month for acting as an Australian and I'm not even Australian

    • @ollierichards2370
      @ollierichards2370 Před 5 lety +1

      aussie accent is easy you just end every sentence mate

    • @xhuthemonk1652
      @xhuthemonk1652 Před 5 lety +1

      That's where my tax is going

  • @Lord_Volkner
    @Lord_Volkner Před rokem +3

    I spent 6 weeks in Australia back in 1995. It was a beautiful place. The only problem I had was some bird that made it's nest in the tall grass that attacked anyone who went within a 60 mile radius of it's nest.

    • @jpscreams65
      @jpscreams65 Před 11 měsíci

      Fucking Magpie shit cunts.
      Fortunately none in Chicago.

  • @CarolinaAnglingCo
    @CarolinaAnglingCo Před 3 lety +3

    I've always wanted to go to Australia myself. Dream trip!

  • @amarthyachandar5355
    @amarthyachandar5355 Před 5 lety +218

    The mad dog impersonation proves that Australia is real. Cheers mate.

    • @baltsosser
      @baltsosser Před 4 lety +6

      That shit was hilarious.

    • @HAL-nt6vy
      @HAL-nt6vy Před 3 lety

      Hitler was born in Austria and proved it was real. Not so hilarious though.

  • @samanthajenkins2399
    @samanthajenkins2399 Před 4 lety +448

    Australian passport control official: Do you have a criminal record?
    Some idiot a friend knew: Do you still need one to get in?

  • @bartonseagrave9605
    @bartonseagrave9605 Před 3 lety +5

    As a senior member of HMP in Britain I have a list of all British Prisons in front of me and HM Australia is definitely not on the list, so I know it does not exist.
    Although, if you go to Earls Court, London you may see some strange people with even stranger accents wandering around drunk claiming they are from some mythical island that is not Atlantis.

  • @markkintz1786
    @markkintz1786 Před 2 lety +2

    My brother stopped off in Hobart when he was in the Navy (USA). He really enjoyed it there. So I believe that Australia exists. Ironically, he says that mainland Aussies act like Tasmania doesn't exist . . . so imagine how they feel!

  • @kingtutankhamun6022
    @kingtutankhamun6022 Před 3 lety +1123

    Flat earthers: Australia is not real
    Flat earthers in Australia: Am I a joke to you?

  • @SilasGrieves
    @SilasGrieves Před 6 lety +126

    As an American, I have nothing but respect for you Aussie fellas. Damn right you guys exist, you’re the most persistent guys around. You folk jumped into WWI’s Western front with a hell of a fervor and really stuck up for the British Empire before we even considered joining the war, then you just went back to the pub like nothing happened. Then, right when you started getting comfortable at the pub, WWII came along and you fellas jumped into all 3 theaters like it was nothing, again, before we even thought of entering the war. Australia has been there through tough times and good times, always standing by allies. If I had the ability, I’d buy the entire legal aged continent a beer. So, pub?

    • @marcussaifert7618
      @marcussaifert7618 Před 6 lety +12

      Sean Gearhart for that you are always welcome in Australia

    • @thelastsurvivor3240
      @thelastsurvivor3240 Před 6 lety +2

      It's a shame I'm not australias legal age yet but thx for standing up for logic and common sense!

    • @blakemurray2834
      @blakemurray2834 Před 6 lety +4

      Sean Gearhart fuck yes m8 well said m8

    • @netecrivernetecassassins2945
      @netecrivernetecassassins2945 Před 6 lety

      As I'm from the UK, I know the truth I can confirm that Australia is a hoax. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE! them people are not real! have you not heard what they sound like? it's clearly computer generated

    • @quinnmurphy3547
      @quinnmurphy3547 Před 6 lety +2

      Sean Gearhart mate ur fucking well bent

  • @PlanetYokoshima
    @PlanetYokoshima Před 3 lety +1

    I happened to come to Australia by accident and now I'm loving living in it. All these awesome birds are so refreshing every single day.

    • @kuplung22
      @kuplung22 Před 2 lety

      Wonderful, gestapo Australian police...

  • @StoneXZ4
    @StoneXZ4 Před 3 lety

    I love this channel. It has really good CG.

  • @FahimAuvro
    @FahimAuvro Před 6 lety +783

    I'm from Australia and I don't exist

  • @sambatchelor4031
    @sambatchelor4031 Před 6 lety +1400

    That’s exactly what a computer generated persona would say...

  • @BIATEC88
    @BIATEC88 Před 3 lety +3

    I'd love to have a beer with that ozzy guy on the news, he seems like a real diamond geezer

  • @SportsBoss999
    @SportsBoss999 Před rokem +1

    "He's doing that impersonation of the dogs again." I almost fell off my chair when he said that!! Ozzie Man, you always get me to laugh when I don't even know something funny's coming!

  • @cms1138
    @cms1138 Před 6 lety +131

    That unit behind you is from ikea. Ikea is Swedish. You're in Sweden. Case closed.

    • @conformistbastard2763
      @conformistbastard2763 Před 6 lety +3

      Busted!

    • @x...CrankyOldMan...x
      @x...CrankyOldMan...x Před 6 lety +7

      sound logic. you got me convinced.

    • @legolas-zg5cc
      @legolas-zg5cc Před 6 lety +3

      IKEA is world wide

    • @cms1138
      @cms1138 Před 6 lety +9

      No shit, it was a joke dumb ass.

    • @oneotuvalev9297
      @oneotuvalev9297 Před 4 lety +3

      The whole world is actually a Sweden, we all live in Sweden. The world beyond Sweden is inhospitable to humans. Ikea is actually a tree of life that keeps giving life force to humans. We are all alive thanks to Sweden. Be grateful

  • @1pinktrailer
    @1pinktrailer Před 4 lety +193

    I flew to Melbourne from L.A. once. I was in a metal tube for 16 hours. For all I know we landed in Area 51 and the people I saw could’ve been a reflection of the 4th dimension in the quantum world....but damn the meat pies were fekkin’ good af.

  • @ChroniclogicalJeff
    @ChroniclogicalJeff Před měsícem

    This is the video that I officially discovered Ozzy Man.
    Haven't missed an episode since.
    Keep on keepin' on!
    ☮️& 🍻 From Canada, Eh!
    🤘😎

  • @timothyfarrand8407
    @timothyfarrand8407 Před 3 lety +1

    I've been to Perth and Hobart (Tasmania). Australia was one of the funnest places I've been to

  • @ryanmarcum9044
    @ryanmarcum9044 Před 4 lety +89

    "I'm not part of a plot to trick the world".
    That's EXACTLY what a part of a plot to trick the world would say.

  • @alexbecker2578
    @alexbecker2578 Před 6 lety +171

    The real question is do we only live in austraila and is the rest of the world not real

    • @dangelnut
      @dangelnut Před 6 lety +2

      Alexis Gumplestump nah mate look gow stupid some of it is acting plus were are the boat ppl coming from. middle earth?

  • @MilasMixMedia
    @MilasMixMedia Před 2 lety

    The clip you shown I’ve seen that before about that boy i saw a while ago but still i was surprise to see this cause i have seen it in a long time before even though it was a while ago now.

  • @M.SheerazKhan
    @M.SheerazKhan Před 3 lety +1

    That plane crash interview though.. pure Aussie stuff 😂😂😂

  • @paulmoore7064
    @paulmoore7064 Před 4 lety +160

    Australia exists, but everyone there walks upside down.

  • @kaysims8727
    @kaysims8727 Před 6 lety +127

    I'm gonna start practicing my Australian accent so I can get a job as a fake Aussie actor

  • @tojorozombie
    @tojorozombie Před 2 lety

    I sailed there in late ‘89. Tied up to a pier in Fremantle. It was spring time in November.
    I’d return to Perth in a heartbeat!👍🤘😎

  • @GrizzlyDaddams
    @GrizzlyDaddams Před 2 lety +8

    Not a single FE has ever had a reasonable, intellectual, thing to say.

  • @Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human
    @Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human Před 6 lety +34

    I love how the dog impersonators wife doesn't even blink as he starts his crazy dog impression 👏😂

    • @sotis1756
      @sotis1756 Před 6 lety +1

      Shes like... awww shit he didnt take his pills this morning..

    • @somef-ingband3003
      @somef-ingband3003 Před 6 lety +1

      Tony that's because shes a robot

  • @jasoneverett
    @jasoneverett Před 4 lety +217

    I love it every time you say "fair dinkum", I want to use it in my day to day life but it just doesn't have the same panache in my Washington State accent.....I have started calling my co-workers "dodgy wankers" however.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Před 4 lety +20

      Jason Everett fairdinkum goodonya mate ya dodgy wanker

    • @johnnyc4738
      @johnnyc4738 Před 4 lety +11

      Better than calling them shit cunts, unless you want them to be your *former* coworkers. 😄

    • @aundruschkaivanhoe1347
      @aundruschkaivanhoe1347 Před 3 lety +7

      But to be fair he can use "fair dinkum" but you can use "panache".

    • @chevchellios2988
      @chevchellios2988 Před 3 lety +3

      Only cunts use panache...cunts get fucked

    • @jasoneverett
      @jasoneverett Před 3 lety +8

      @@chevchellios2988 Sounds like someone needs to switch to decaf.

  • @mohammedjelloo8023
    @mohammedjelloo8023 Před 3 lety +8

    At last, I am finally convinced that Australia actually does exist.

    • @Timbo_tango
      @Timbo_tango Před 3 lety

      What about the earth being round while we're at it?

  • @Commonlyunique
    @Commonlyunique Před 3 lety +1

    I JUST saw the "Boganomics" book in the background there.... :O

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin Před 6 lety +168

    I lived in Australia for a year lol. If Australia doesn't exist, WHERE DID I GO!?
    Disclaimer: I'm a computer-generated persona and shouldn't be trusted.

    • @PTcruser65
      @PTcruser65 Před 6 lety +1

      Agh, The Matrix!! Douhhh

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman Před 6 lety +1

      Eric Champlin, I have lived in Australia for 45 of my 48 years, in a city that also does not exist as Capital according to the Mandela wankers. So, if my cuntry (no mistake) does not exist, and the Bush Capital does not exist, I guess I am in real trouble.

    • @toasterfridge1295
      @toasterfridge1295 Před 6 lety +1

      I’ve lived in Australia 🇦🇺 all my life bruh

    • @aaronburns8858
      @aaronburns8858 Před 6 lety +2

      Do you know for sure that the place you went was Australia? It could have been any large island. It was probably Italy or something. Don't trust google maps, or whoever makes paper maps, or airlines, or anyone else.

    • @toasterfridge1295
      @toasterfridge1295 Před 6 lety +1

      Aaron Burns I’m sorry but I was born in Australia I’m only a teenager but I’m pretty sure that I’m not a robot computer if you really have trust issues with that, take it up with the indigenous aboriginals!!!! AUSTRALIA DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!! If you’re really struggling, what country is this flag from? 🇦🇺

  • @aryangoyal8123
    @aryangoyal8123 Před 6 lety +162

    *"Ozzy man solves world's biggest conspiracy theory"*

  • @droidgracie4121
    @droidgracie4121 Před 3 lety

    Brisbane witness actor definitely nailing his line. Spot on accent honed in Southern England drama school.

  • @kaneo1
    @kaneo1 Před 3 lety +1

    "Say Australia exists!"
    Not until Pluto is declared a planet again! No PLANET Pluto, no Australia.

  • @marksullivan6319
    @marksullivan6319 Před 3 lety +167

    Ozzy man's Sense of humor is legend.

  • @jimmymoore2479
    @jimmymoore2479 Před 5 lety +280

    I started this video 100% sure about Australia was real.
    But now I'm just not sure.

  • @midnightrambler8866
    @midnightrambler8866 Před 2 lety

    The look on the face of that woman while hubby does an impression of a dog is just priceless!

  • @bobiijae790
    @bobiijae790 Před 3 lety

    Holy God yeah I heard about this. I know it's a couple years old but I just got introduced to Mr. OZZYMAN reviews, ppl are. Ray man just nutts

  • @Bicketybam68
    @Bicketybam68 Před 6 lety +163

    Crikey, an existential question! Bloody oath we exist. Were else will you find Drop-bears?

    • @Stradic0
      @Stradic0 Před 6 lety +6

      Remember to put just a smidge of vegimite behind the ears to keep them drop bears away.

    • @ftsjazzy6939
      @ftsjazzy6939 Před 6 lety

      Stradic The Drop Bear I think I've been tricked

  • @patmoore5107
    @patmoore5107 Před 4 lety +410

    Does Australia exist?
    Ozzy Man goes and looks out window.
    “Yes.”
    End video.

    • @gcart7675
      @gcart7675 Před 4 lety +1

      itd just a stupid meme people say just like all the other memes

    • @bellial974
      @bellial974 Před 4 lety +4

      We do the same to the smallest state in México, Tlaxcala
      With memes like
      Tlaxcala doesn't exist
      It's a lie by the goverment officials to do money laundering
      The Welcome to Tlaxcala signs include the you're leaving Tlaxcala signs
      Etc

    • @abhim6380
      @abhim6380 Před 3 lety

      How does he know outside is actually Australia?

    • @lisarochwarg4707
      @lisarochwarg4707 Před 3 lety

      He can see Australia from his front porch. But he can also see Santa Claus. So I'm sceptical.

    • @TheBiggreenpig
      @TheBiggreenpig Před 3 lety

      1. Ozzy Man never says yes. He would say "yeah nay yeah". 2. He isn't upside down, is he really in Australia?

  • @emilianocaprili4160
    @emilianocaprili4160 Před 3 lety +3

    This remind me when I mocked the conspirationists saying: «The coffe with milk should be gray, but it is light brown due to the chemical substances they add to the milk.» Unfortunately there were a vegan who believed to what was saying and my attempts to explain to him I had invented everything were useless.

  • @samuelmiller7987
    @samuelmiller7987 Před 3 lety +1

    My Grandfather, Oscar Oswald Miller M.D., was born in Sydney NSW (his father was born in Tanzania!), and immigrated to Louisville, KY USA is 1908! There are documents to support this.

  • @hamsterSNAKE
    @hamsterSNAKE Před 6 lety +275

    Flatearthers couldnt tell the differents between a pube and a speghetti noodle

    • @freestylefingerbord
      @freestylefingerbord Před 6 lety +6

      hamsterSNAKE spaghetti and noodles are too different things .. the earth is flat and motionless Jesus is lord. and the solar system is a fat satanic lie to make u atheist

    •  Před 6 lety +7

      Yo, T! Jesus is the dude who does my front lawn twice a month, mate. The earth is not flat, the SUN is!

    • @freestylefingerbord
      @freestylefingerbord Před 6 lety

      hamsterSNAKE globetards can't tell the different between speggeti . and noodles.

    • @freestylefingerbord
      @freestylefingerbord Před 6 lety +1

      Yukon Cornelius the devil has u by the balls believing the globe solar system big bang anti creation model

    • @freestylefingerbord
      @freestylefingerbord Před 6 lety

      yes some one . u r the best. I
      can tell ur awake by the lord. il see u on the battle front broseph

  • @edwardcarr1755
    @edwardcarr1755 Před 3 lety +103

    That guys dog impersonation is the greatest thing I've ever seen lol

    • @anthonyhewitt9397
      @anthonyhewitt9397 Před 3 lety

      Like Joe Rogan when he talks about bears.

    • @James-cz3sz
      @James-cz3sz Před 3 lety

      @@anthonyhewitt9397 Gorillas

    • @shihabrahman6502
      @shihabrahman6502 Před 2 lety +1

      He should be in 28 days later

    • @Wolfeye81
      @Wolfeye81 Před 2 lety

      feels like one of the guys in WWZ kinda looks like the scientist in the end in pathogen cold-storage.

  • @blissavra1933
    @blissavra1933 Před 2 lety +1

    Okay a TV show idea. Fly flat earthers to Australia and make them map out the continent by hand

  • @robertstevens7288
    @robertstevens7288 Před 2 lety

    Even if Australia is on a different planet, I will personally hand you mates a beer when you walk in the door. That old geezer and his impersonation of the dogs is priceless.

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator Před 4 lety +144

    Frankly that dog impersonation was too good to have been done by an actual human. Australia confirmed fake imo

  • @glenw3814
    @glenw3814 Před 4 lety +226

    I used to believe in Australia, but after seeing this video I'm now convince Australians are just Alabamans doing their best British accent. Everything in the video is possible in Alabama - including the mullets and kangaroos.

    • @AmyAnnLand
      @AmyAnnLand Před 4 lety +16

      The woodchucks in Alabama are actually kangaroos with larger teeth. Mullets are the state hairstyle. And the opossums are the koala bears. And don't forget that Alabama has those sneaky cunts, the drop bears. Oh, and Bud Light is technically their Fosters.

    • @midnightrambler8866
      @midnightrambler8866 Před 2 lety +4

      I vacation in Alabama because of the mullets and kangaroos.

    • @glenw3814
      @glenw3814 Před 2 lety +1

      @@midnightrambler8866 🍻🍻👍

    • @bewing77
      @bewing77 Před 2 lety +2

      Sharks?

    • @glenw3814
      @glenw3814 Před 2 lety +4

      @@bewing77 Alabama is on the Gulf of Mexico, so it has sharks...just like "Australia" (aka Alabama). 😜

  • @catjudo1
    @catjudo1 Před 3 lety +1

    I don't know if you'll get this, noble Ozzy Man, but here it goes.
    I've never been to Australia, but I'd love to see the place. I've never seen it, but I know it exists, as both a continent and a great country. I've seen the noble kangaroo in my local Tampa zoo, and I've played with a real life wallaby too. I've seen Mad Max and Mad Max 2/The Road Warrior lots of times, and also Stone too. I even bought a '74 Ford Falcon XB coupe with a 351 Cleveland V8. The steering wheel is on the right side and they never sold it here! And one of my top two bands came from there, that is the great AC/DC. Bon Scott didn't just come out of nowhere, he lived in Fremantle after he moved there (not that far from your neck of the woods?). Finally, I have three license plates from there, two from New South Wales and one from Queensland. Why would someone fake those? So fear not my friend from Terra Australis. I know you're real, and I hope you'll do me a favor and go gaze upon the Magellanic Clouds in that glorious southern sky, because it's a long term dream to see them but I'm on the wrong side of the equator so far.

  • @sundareshkrishna6457
    @sundareshkrishna6457 Před 2 lety

    Izzy….v love you even though u don’t exist…..all the best for 2022…..

  • @jbonn386
    @jbonn386 Před 6 lety +72

    This new Ozzy AI is getting really good looking forward to the next system update. :D

    • @ersu.t
      @ersu.t Před 6 lety +4

      notice how we never see his back, that's where the wires and pneumatic pistons and hydraulics are. Too expensive to get the robots with them bits all hidden

  • @SixRavenEight
    @SixRavenEight Před 6 lety +10

    As a military brat who grew up on military installations, I had the opportunity to meet a lot of Airmen and Soldiers from other countries including those from Austrailia. The ones I and my friends met always had really good manners when they were out in the civilian population, better than most visiting from other countries, and were always friendly, willing to talk a while even to us when we were annoying kids, and often had some pretty good stories. They're real, and they're awesome.

  • @benjaminzedrine
    @benjaminzedrine Před rokem

    Is that a LASER disc player in the back, under the VHS? Nice...nice.

  • @tomazou2010
    @tomazou2010 Před 3 lety +33

    This is exactly the sort of video an actor would make.

    • @ivandovranic5834
      @ivandovranic5834 Před 3 lety

      The likes of you can thank CZcams for removing dislikes count.

    • @tomazou2010
      @tomazou2010 Před 3 lety

      @@ivandovranic5834 It's a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

  • @Ananse15
    @Ananse15 Před 6 lety +70

    “I’m a tangible human being “ yeah sounds like something an application would say 😂

  • @Primavera83
    @Primavera83 Před 6 lety +165

    I have a friend who lives in Australia. I have known him for over 20 years and I can tell that he's a computer generated actor. I'm 100% sure he is.

    • @will.s4893
      @will.s4893 Před 6 lety +7

      Primavera83 you know to much

    • @Primavera83
      @Primavera83 Před 6 lety +1

      Andrew Fishman send me either the Ozzy man himself or the blonde at 9:55. They are so good at acting.

    • @will.s4893
      @will.s4893 Před 6 lety

      Primavera83 if you are a girl we will send Margot Robbie and if you are a boy we will send Liam Hemsworth

    • @Primavera83
      @Primavera83 Před 6 lety

      Will .s I'm a man, and I want Margot Robbie

    • @will.s4893
      @will.s4893 Před 6 lety

      Primavera83 you want to be Margot Robbie

  • @snowwhite5842
    @snowwhite5842 Před rokem +1

    I’m married to an Aussie. I never heard about the flat earthers theory. I think I’m going to have to have look-see tonight to see if there are any wires or computer chips visible. That could be a valid theory. I’ll get back to you.

  • @mamapetillo8675
    @mamapetillo8675 Před 3 lety +4

    Never had a pineapple fritter.
    Sounds good.
    Too bad Australia doesn’t exist.

  • @thejudderman2786
    @thejudderman2786 Před 5 lety +99

    Ray with the feral dog impersonation is the most Australian thing I have ever seen! That is all the evidence I need, Australia does exist!

  • @ccitnavrae
    @ccitnavrae Před 3 lety +83

    Ahh Ozzy as a South African i must say you got darn good actors playing cricket and rugby 😂😅🤣🙂🙃

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 Před 3 lety +5

      But South Africa and New Zealand don't exist either. There's no southern hemisphere on a flat Earth.

    • @st6086
      @st6086 Před 2 lety +5

      And that sand paper was just plot armour to remove Steve Smith. Like Neo though, the glitch in the matrix only started his real super powers!

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 Před 2 lety +1

      Oops! Forgot Argentina. Not sure about cricket, but another great rugby country.

    • @sagnik3556
      @sagnik3556 Před 2 lety

      @@allenjenkins7947 soccer too.

    • @trevormckellen5613
      @trevormckellen5613 Před 2 lety

      Very very true. AustraliaWood

  • @cuz6657
    @cuz6657 Před 3 lety +4

    There are clues about all this in men at work's music if you play it backwards.

  • @leebeckwith7320
    @leebeckwith7320 Před rokem

    I lived in Australia for 5 years...in Melbourne..and I have family still living there ..Flat Erather are freaking crazy..

  • @Followyourfeet
    @Followyourfeet Před 6 lety +743

    "I am not part of a plot to trick the world" - that is exactly what somebody who is part of a plot to trick the world would say. Sorry but you just played yourself.

    • @gabebriggs6031
      @gabebriggs6031 Před 6 lety

      Follow Your Feet you're a moron lmfao

    • @Followyourfeet
      @Followyourfeet Před 6 lety +27

      Well Gabe, actually you are the moron here for defending something so ridiculous as the made up country "Australia". But you probably earn good money to spread the lies so I'm not mad at you. :)
      So.... "Good on ya, mate!, Don't worry!". Grab yourself a box of "VB", a bunch of steaks from "Coles" and drive your "UTE" into "the Bush" to have a Barbecue with your made up Kangaroos. Hahahaha so silly hahaha as if somebody would actually fall for it. xD

    • @harrisonnew6393
      @harrisonnew6393 Před 6 lety

      Follow Your Feet you actually serious?

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 Před 6 lety +23

      Australia is real. I -was programmed to say it exists- live there!

    • @thelastsurvivor3240
      @thelastsurvivor3240 Před 6 lety +2

      If he doesn't exist then where does vegemite and twisties come from when they appear overseas mate?

  • @cocoramos5309
    @cocoramos5309 Před 3 lety +67

    Australia DOES exist. I can see it from my house, here in Atlantis...on the back deck.

  • @thabomahlaba5193
    @thabomahlaba5193 Před 3 lety +1

    The sarcasm in this video is real like Australia

  • @richgray6038
    @richgray6038 Před rokem +1

    I've always thought of Australia kind of as England's version of Florida

  • @Jess-wc9qi
    @Jess-wc9qi Před 6 lety +86

    I’ve been to Australia and can confirm it doesn’t exist

    • @PTcruser65
      @PTcruser65 Před 6 lety +1

      FAKE NEWS!

    • @moodcatching
      @moodcatching Před 6 lety +3

      I can second that, been there for some time, definitely doesn't exist!

    • @will.s4893
      @will.s4893 Před 6 lety +3

      You have been there but it doesn’t exist so you went to somewhere that doesn’t exist so how can you go somewhere they doesn’t exist

    • @nothingl2830
      @nothingl2830 Před 6 lety +3

      That shit was funny as fuck.

    • @brendankasperek7559
      @brendankasperek7559 Před 6 lety +2

      Jëjê Mitchell oh shit well I thought it existed but if you’ve been there and say it doesn’t I guess you are right

  • @sketchingstudio5552
    @sketchingstudio5552 Před 6 lety +210

    Imagine an Australian Flat Earther reading this.
    **looks through posts**
    "Ooh, what do we have here?"
    _Australia doesn't exist_
    "..."
    "Guess I'm an AI robot then."

  • @Harry_Gersack
    @Harry_Gersack Před 5 měsíci

    "I have. Everyone has, they love it" I'm dying 🤣

  • @shotasagtnever2486
    @shotasagtnever2486 Před 3 lety

    I love your show
    I love this This is me face
    you make my day
    ...sad enough
    regards from Germany

  • @hammamhammam1466
    @hammamhammam1466 Před 6 lety +149

    I am an Arab married to an Aussie woman and I have a 6 month old son to her
    She was next to me in bed, our son in his bed, after watching this video she disappeared, half of my son disappeared too!

  • @AJZulu
    @AJZulu Před 6 lety +25

    That guy. Who made that dog impersonation. That guy is Fking legit.

  • @adamibrahimdemirci2588

    Love the show, - I live on an island which is not on the map.

  • @r_a_
    @r_a_ Před 3 lety

    8:02 this guy is gold. Very nice guy.