Ozzy Man Reviews: Bad Driving
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2018
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In the first clip, the car's signalling was correct. He indicated straight, he went straight. I see no issues
ClockworkNinja24 he didn’t signal that he was going up
Or down either. He was just a bad driver.
He should have just put on his hazards...because he was about to do something hazardous
@@tje5553 He actually did! Just a bit too late.
Ur 400th like btw
"Shit..I've ended up in a boat again." I hate when that happens
#relatable amirite
I was just typing a hilarious response to you that would of got 10k likes but you'll have to take my word for it as I just happened to fall in a boat. Again
I just about spit up my hot cocoat on that one haha
When you use the wrong cheat coad it GTA
He had to have been italian...
“Why do idiots follow idiots”? It’s one of life’s great mysteries.
We have a large sample we should lock up and test...they're called Trump voters...
The answer is in the question - because they are idiots
@Luffy Chinjah
Killary?
Who exactly did she kill?
Have you nutbags admitted that Hillary wasn't running a child prostitution ring out of a pizza parlor yet?
www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/anatomy-of-a-fake-news-scandal-125877/
No it's because he is an idiot and definition of idiot makes it so that idiots follow idiots
@@charlesharper2357 you need to do some research
The pedestrian in that second clip is a legend. Sees the car, makes sure it isn't going to hit him, then continues on his way, dismissing it with a wave as it rolls.
"Yeah, not dealing with that shit today."
Rock, paper, scissors for a lane. Childish method, yes. Mature exchange, yes
Better then road rage😂
Better than assholes cutting in without a signal
What are you talking about, it was clearly paper rock scissors.
@@darkchild4neverever Nah it was scissors paper rock.
effective mutual understanding, yes
I want to have been in the conversation between the hooked Honda and their manager as to why they were late for work
Ryan True that would have been great
Plot twist:
The Honda guy is the manager
I'm sorry
You mean .. plot* twist ?
What?
Fml
😂😂😂
"I've ended up in a boat ...again " lmao
Check out what he descovered on the boat
czcams.com/video/4DYSPYbqW3A/video.html
the last one with the guys playing rock-paper-scissors, that's awsome ... i wish all drivers would be like that
I think you mean paper-scissors-rock
@Smart It Is it is a bad idea, but tbh im tired of violence in traffic ....
Wish all drivers were like What white?
Well this post escalated fast 🙄
@@useridwitheld4934 oh no, a troll wannabe ... kid go educate yourself
Rock Paper Scissors should be used to solve Political, Economic and Philosophical disputes.
Damjan Plamenac Better than demonizing each other because we disagree with each other's views on how to spend government funds.
Volcryn Darkstar governments don't have funds. We have funds. They take them from us. I could be OK with scissors paper rock for car spaces and other critical disputes lol
fuck israel
This guy should be an advisor to Trump.
Nah, the problem with rock paper scissors is that when dickheads win, they think they have some kind of winning strategy and you have to listen to their stupid shit. Better to just toss a coin, everyone knows that's pure luck.
"JUST LET THEM DIE"
10/10 best quote
Adolf Hitle did you eat the "r" ?:)))
Your name is quite funny.
Like the polite, reasonable British version of Hitler who wouldn't hurt a fly.....or something like that.
Sound advice.
LoooL he really hooked that Honda 😂🤣
It was so little he probably chucked it back.
@@oldbatwit5102ttu
Mummy's umtymt
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"He's hooked a Honda!"
That trailer was full of Hondas hooked.
That made me laugh like a drain, the little tyres furiously fighting to go the other way & nope. haha!
@@angelkotilainen "laughing like a drain" had me really thinking. Can't picture that.
not gonna lie, the guys who played rock paper scissors for the lane restored a bit of my faith in humanity
really? i thought they were dickheads. if it was me i would just let the other guy in without rock paper scissors
@@EvilNecroid hey its fair you win a little fun and a little faith in humans and they win a spot no road rage is involved
@@EvilNecroid You're a bottom right?
@@HorseheadIndeed
Why, are you a bottom left?
Depends on the law. Where i grew up, if your lane goes straight, the other merges. If you both stop, you both can get a ticket. I try to keep it all alternating to keep the flow going.
"That is not the standard way to use a roundabout"
😂I died
ZINJ Rest in peace!
Paulo Alves lol😂😂😂😂😂
Look at that dog on the left, checking out the action.
ZINJ Well he didn't indicate. If he had used his blinkers, all would have been fine. Could have killed someone for not indicating.
@@MCshadr217 true
Swear to God, if I could afford it, I would pay Ozzy Man to just follow me around and narrate shit throughout my day.
Thats probably the smartest thing ive ever read out of youtube comments no joke
You're lucky. When I am stuck behind an idiot in the supermarket my narrator is Michael C Hall.
It would probably destroy your confidence though being called wanker 6000 times in a day
Are these Footages real ?
Although I wanna like your Comment , but i cant Sin by Pressing like button when there are 69 Likes lol
Boss, "Why are you late for work"
Honda driver, "Ozzyman can explain better..."
The Sheila's in the car went dancing to DESTINATION FUCKED
they both died
Yeah they died I think that clip is used on driver aware courses , don’t use your phone and drive
@Vermonster90 i dont know if its still on yt but i saw their story a time ago . They are both iranian and died in that crash.
@Vermonster90 oh you looked it up , nice xD when i first saw it it said they both died in that accident. Guess i was fooled just like you
No matter how invincible you think you are, there is no *Escape* from physics.
i'd like to see ozzy man review cheese race where they roll a wheel of cheese down a hill & chase it
czcams.com/video/ECOmBh4RXvc/video.html
I'm animal biased, I want more goose attacks & ninja cats. Some Mexican & Brazilian weather girls would be nice too. Fack me sideways.
Unless you are Legolas in Lord of the Rings
Dat ass in Brazillian sliding video... Dat ass
It's satisfying to see a car trying to cut the line and then get stuck haha
You cant cheat Karma :D
0:33 the pedestrian is completely unphazed
hes like calm down mate
the way he waves his hands
He looked to me like he was trying to tell the person off.
"The car just drives itself. Yeh, nah, no it doesn't, not yet..."
I exploded with laughter. That was brutal mate!
XD
Thats not Fire. Thats the gas from the air bag
That vid is from Russia and those girls died sadly they hit a tree.
@@nickgoldman6522 What was the video called?
@@nickgoldman6522 No! they are Iranian. and yes, they died.
@@Impaler00100 Imagine dieing like that... like what the hell.
"Why do idiots follow idiots?"-Ozzy 2k18
Hi Infinite, love your creepy videos
2:21 - 2:30
The singing, looks fun.
Taking hands off wheel, pretty risky.
Closing eyes, ... evolution at work?
Not wise for sure, I've seen this video somewhere and this ladies died unfortunately, iirc...
@@icyman2 Hopefully they didn't take anyone with them due to their stupidity.
I just Googled the scene of the two singing women. They posted a picture of them on hospital beds to show they were okay.
@@patrickarmitageWWW That's unfortunate.
patrick armitage I looked it up too. They’re ok 👍
"What can ya do? Just let them die" --- I died hearing that
Paper-rock-scissors? Wtf
They are upside down in the land down under. Strange how only the rock and paper got switched though.
Audam rock scissors paper is how ppl in aus say it
It’s Rock Paper Scissors
It's Row-sham-bo
It's jankenpon
Oh look a mustang in its natural environment
Well it wasn't in a crowd but I suppose up a tree is a fairly normal place to find a mustang as well.
Yeah, normally the sidewalk is full of pedestrians.
I own a Mustang! This is sadly accurate, my dumb ass tail whipped and did a 180 in mere milliseconds and hit a curb and fuck my entire back wheel up and the axle shaft. Was a mistake I'll never make again, I love my baby! I'm going to drive respectfully now.
I must admit that I cringed over the loss of that beauty of a Mustang - however lesson well learned for reckless behaviour
“Paper, scissors, rock”? Literally never heard anyone say it different than “Rock, paper, scissors.”
I Say it as "Scissors, Paper, Rock"
@@dakotacavanagh1397 yeah me too...
I've always called it "rock, scissors, paper."
Depends on the country/ language...
Nate Malm in germany we say scissors rock paper
0:32, that guy on the left is like "nah I can't be arsed helping that guy today"
Often you might get a good amount of likes on your comment from quoting the video. I thought about it, but realized that every single part of this video were quotable... Fackin solid, mate
Let's be Honest Official I liked this comment. You all should as well. Cracks a beer while taking a dump. Burp
Let's be Honest Official zz
Matt P Lmfao life goals
*_I'll be the roundabout_*
*_The words will make you out and out_*
*_I spend the day your way_*
Was happening in Romania and it's not the last.
2 weeks ago some dude make the same fly over the roundabout :
czcams.com/video/HsSpd3mfK40/video.html
you cheeky combo breaker
* cue * jojos bizzare adventure song... "roundabout - yes"
A couple of months ago, I saw someone in a 4WD trying to jump the highway queue by driving along the baron strip next to the road. The strip was largely comprised of golf ball-sized chunks of limestone. It didn't take long until their car got a puncture. Understandably, no-one stopped to help. lol
The guy in the blue t shirt at 0:35 is like “Should I try and help that driver in case they’re hurt? Nah, they’re too stupid to deserve my help.”
Yeah that was my favorite part
2:03 "My Honda is my Honda, it's non of your Honda"
Varun Singal 🤣 very few will get that though
Only Indians will get this though😂
c'mon OzzyMan, no commentary on the guy walking on the sidewalk in crash #2 just walking away and not paying attention to the melee that happened right next to him? he's calm, cool and collected.
He has seen too much shit to give fucks about
He waved his hand like, "Na, fuck this shite mate."
He's talking on hands free, didnt even notice lol
It's China, he's seen this shit every day.
He just shrugged his shoulders and said fcuk those fools 🍵
In the second clip, the passer by doesn't give a crap. Waves his hand and just carries on walking 😂
With the Technical advances in automobiles today, we definitely need Blinkers that indicate upwards travel. Conversely Blinkers that indicate intention to Land aswell.
The fast and the wankers.
Nilesh Darunde 😂😂😂😂
Wankerious......The Fast and Wankerious.
Guy at 00:34 like “not my problem”
Love you Ozzy Man!!Keep up the great videos and commentaries!!
0:01 Remarkable hang time off that round about!
“Yee haw Luke! Ain’t catchin’ the duke boys today!”
Music trail off....”beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born!”
"Just let them die" Couldn't agree more, as long as they don't hit anyone else.
So pumped for Ozzy Man to cover the Royal Wedding 😂 #yawanker
Do you like beef or fish?😅
1:25 some guy in the backseat of a car is making out with an unidentified creature.. lol
Probably his goatfriend
"Holy fuckin shit i've ended up in a boat" ....I nearly vomited my spleen laughing so hard
I love Ozzy Man’s videos - they are all hilarious 😂 but always a fantastic safety message, in every single one. My personal 2 favourite messages of all time - “ do not provoke the ocean or jungles”. 👍❤️😂
The incident at the 2-minute Mark I literally had that happen to me while stationed in England in the early 80s while going around a roundabout a truck trailer bumper caught on my front fender and ripped it off while going around around about. After it happened I stopped my friend got out picked up the front bumper and put it in the trunk and we drove home.
These videos really cheer me up since I’m going through some rough times lately, thank you whatever you’re name is you beautiful bastard😂
2:08 that gtr was getting written off for good. If it was a corsa I wouldn't be surprised
Rock paper scissors to see who goes first, should be in the road rules.
Ok the last one was awesome, 1000000 times better than cutting.
Rock paper scizor should solve all wars in the planet!
From an Aussie,
*Paper scissors rock
*on the Planet
0:35 The question is how on earth Ozzy forgot to comment on the man with blue shirt walking on roadside??
man, your videos are the. Best reviewer of videos out there, not many things make me laugh but your thing is dope.
Shout out to San Francisco Rush, used to have that cartridge but lost it in a flood. :/
San Fransisco Rush 2049 😍 Never played that on Nintendo though, only Dreamcast. Loved it.
2:22 they died.
It was live streamed by the way.
Well deserved
That car that got dragged by the semi 😂😂😂😂😂
*TOPNOTCH INTRO*
Straight to the action
The first one is from Romania! Great stuff! We've arrived in Australia! Hahahhaha nice!
Guy in blue shirt on left was like "Here we go again" 00:32
1:04 -- Me crashing a car in GTA and looks for another car to steal.
2:28 made me very happy
I remember when the story broke and I saw what happened to them, and while their driving was dangerous and irresponsible I can't really be happy.
Pretty sure evolution took care of those chicks, if i remember correctly.
That's cruel and fucked up don't you think?
Death Angel don't overthink or get it twisted. I don't want them to be in the hospital or injured. But I am glad the fucked up acting like a bunch of idiots. Especially behind the wheel.
BNingen Z don't get me wrong what they did is the most retarded thing a driver could do , even maybe more retarded then drifting , but i just really hope they're okay and no one got hurt and i also hope they take their licence and they never drive again.
2:04
I can't breathe. My ribs hurt from laughing.
I love your video game references. San Francisco rush, Mario cart... all the shit I grew up playing
Try & find the 1 where this guy does cricketers getting hit in balls..I laughed for days it's BRILLIANT...more please Aussie guy.
Jack: I'm planning on getting to south Africa but I don't know how
Bob: easy go to the airport and fly there
Jack:okay 1:21
Mate, Ozzy is such a legend, I am laughing histerically here by myself
Honestly OZZY MAN you have the best videos on CZcams
"why do idiots follow idiots?" mate the clue is in the name
I'm not usually triggered by things, but hearing paper scissors rock in that order kills me
scissors rock paper?
Incidentally, that's the order used in Germany: Schere, Stein, Papier
That poor Honda getting dragged on a 4/20 day.
0:00 I did that once in a Chevy Blazer hauling a Dodge Windstar on a two-wheel trailer at 40MPH in Nebraska. Cleared the roundabout completely and landed both vehicles, still attached, neatly in the proper lane on the opposite side. No damage to either vehicle, but the trailer suffered a broken rear light. One of the wildest moments I've experienced.
2:25 - I love that scene, I played it again and again... 🤣😂
0:34 the guy in the blue shirt makes me cry 😂
0:01 "POLITIA LOCALA BRAILA" :D
I was on holiday in a hotel overlooking an Italian lake with a road running along the edge with a sharp bend up to the left of our hotel. Rush hour in the morning a car comes sliding round the corner ON ITS ROOF!
Eventually the car comes to a stop. Drivers behind get out come running round corner. Rock car back and forth and flip it back on its wheels. Driver still stayed strapped in upside down, just starts the engine and drives off. Only in Italy.
I feel all conflicts should be solved with rock paper scissors
"WOWEE, what are the odds of that?!" 😂
The semi that grabbed the Honda is freakin hilarious
I wonder how far he got before he realized he had extra payload lol
SF Rush... Way to bring back memories! Nice call hahaha!
"Yeah-nah!" Classic Aussie speech.
"What can you do, just let them die." 😂🤣
The first one is from my country (romania🇷🇴)
You must be so proud...
1:54. I've done that. Killingbeck hospital pharmacy store in the early 90s, about a week after I'd passed my test. Peeled the wing back like a sardine can and then dragged it behind me. Got a right bollocking for it.
oh no i've ended up in a boat again.... favorite line out of all of them
The first video happened to be filmed in Braila, Romania...
*OZZY* you sexy hunk of kangaroo man
One can only learn to appreciate the beauty of Mozza, when they end up as fat middle-aged waste-men.
Eric I am a fan of both Ozzy and Mozza - quality men :) I'd have a beer with them for sure.
DO MORE BAD DRIVING REVIEWS!!! I'm dying for more hahahaha
I love the 2049 Rush drop in. Love that game!! love your shit man!
Paper scissors rock in the UK wooooo yeaah.
"Let them die"
Exactly my philosophy
No
I reckon you're a epicurean?
Your commentary is outstanding
I was in denial about having sleep apnea right up until I fell asleep at the wheel going 45mph. Luckily I didn't drift into oncoming traffic, but instead of hitting the curb I hit the entrance to a firehouse, and the sides had a little slope. I caught air and when I came down I blew out all my tires, spun sideways and ended up behind their building.
The real irony was that when I rang their bell for help, nobody was there.
911 what's your emergency?
Yes, I'm being dragged backward by a semi truck who hooked my Honda.
911: What is your location?
Not sure of location. I can only see the back of the signs going past.
Honestly this guy is cheering me up during this quarantine! Ozzy Man is a Legend
@Phillip Martin fuck off bitch and I'm sure someone cares about you... BOT
That paper/rock/scissors moment was some of the most mature and humble behavior I’ve seen behind the wheel of a vehicle I’ve seen in the Internet this week. Well done, fellas!
0:35 That guy on the left was like, Aw shit, here we go again
I think you'll find it is actually rock-paper-scissors
"What can you do, just let them die."
0:33 the guy walking just waved his hand and walked away lol
Im glad you made a video about Adelaide