An American Vegan Doesn't Understand Australia

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  • čas přidán 1. 07. 2024
  • Australia is very different to America, But this list is ridiculous, it couldn't be more wrong. it's time to stand up for Australia.
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  • @IsaacButterfield
    @IsaacButterfield  Před 5 lety +1227

    My Comedy Special is out now, follow this link to Watch Now - www.isaacbutterfield.com

    • @meuolo3173
      @meuolo3173 Před 5 lety +14

      I’m Aussie mate

    • @willjackjump4563
      @willjackjump4563 Před 5 lety +12

      I’m a Aussie from newie

    • @seratonin7004
      @seratonin7004 Před 5 lety +16

      She took her video down! You shamed her! 😁😁
      And she's not "a nice lady" at all. .. she's a spin doctor and charlatan, is my guess from watching a few of her videos. What she says doesn't add up in so many instances. Just another CZcamsr who will do anything for views.
      And word is she fled the country with outstanding police and court issues. Hmmmmm
      Besides that, many of her claims seem highly unlikely given her intelligence level and difficulty with the concepts of petroleum, gas and unleaded fuel, as well as dryers and the idea of economical and environmental considerations! She doesn't seem too bright to me. .. and she's a teacher! ?

    • @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot
      @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot Před 5 lety +10

      The thing he said about sub teaches is so true it made me laugh so hard because I’ve had so many teachers just walk out and cry because of my class.

    • @The_Bob_lemons
      @The_Bob_lemons Před 5 lety +2

      I’m Aussie you cool 😎 piece of shit

  • @BGerbs66
    @BGerbs66 Před 5 lety +7090

    "America is Australia's closest ally"
    *New Zealand cries*

    • @raed5378
      @raed5378 Před 5 lety +164

      BGerbs66 *China dies*

    • @demetriosavdalis5574
      @demetriosavdalis5574 Před 5 lety +330

      New Zealanders are just Aussies with a severe speech impediment

    • @Sovietwombat
      @Sovietwombat Před 5 lety +377

      New Zealand aint no ally they are family they are our little brother

    • @MrCeegeezy
      @MrCeegeezy Před 5 lety +192

      Bros before hoes. Aussies and Kiwis are family.

    • @smokeyshadowbear6083
      @smokeyshadowbear6083 Před 5 lety +106

      MrCeegeezy we hate each other but we love each other cause we fam mate

  • @hamad-pz3rp
    @hamad-pz3rp Před 5 lety +5240

    Melbourne? Melbs.
    Sushi? sush.
    Weed? Kush.
    Hotel? Trivago.

  • @GrimTheDestroyer
    @GrimTheDestroyer Před 3 lety +397

    Isaac: "If you haven't made your substitute teacher cry, you aren't Australian"
    My classmates who made our permanent teacher cry : *PATHETIC*

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 Před 3 lety +6

      I had some who replaced a teacher for the period. I’m an Aussie

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse Před 2 lety +13

      It's either the sub makes you cry or you make the sub cry, there is no inbetween

    • @braydonross8629
      @braydonross8629 Před 2 lety +3

      my story is very long but ima shorten it to... lets just say my sub hates me and will never look at me again bc she cant

    • @bobross4987
      @bobross4987 Před 2 lety +4

      I had a teacher who made herself cry while we were bored af

    • @breakingbenches3247
      @breakingbenches3247 Před 2 lety +2

      i made multiple teachers cry

  • @mrchief6193
    @mrchief6193 Před 3 lety +290

    America and Australia: are allies
    The UK: it's nice when siblings get along

  • @BlueRaptorSubscribe2Me
    @BlueRaptorSubscribe2Me Před 4 lety +5474

    Americans:
    It’s good day not gday
    It’s Color not colour
    It’s mom not mum
    Australians:
    It’s school not a shooting range
    this is a joke plz take this lightly

  • @MsBlonde0000
    @MsBlonde0000 Před 3 lety +631

    I think she's in Austria and probably thinks it's an abbreviation for Australia.

    • @Wispectre
      @Wispectre Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah

    • @dreamerzone8
      @dreamerzone8 Před 3 lety +24

      Fuck that made me laugh 😂😂

    • @philipdwyer1392
      @philipdwyer1392 Před 3 lety +8

      That's hilarious😅🤣😂

    • @AnimalFriend969
      @AnimalFriend969 Před 3 lety +6

      Valid Hypothesis 🤣

    • @dixnbutts287
      @dixnbutts287 Před 3 lety +22

      Believe it or not, actually you can look it up, people from America have traveled to Austria thinking it’s Australia and from US Indiana to India 🇮🇳 thinking it’s the same. That’s how dumb we are.

  • @faithfulnombre658
    @faithfulnombre658 Před 3 lety +46

    The old “yeah nah” or “nah yeah” is a classic, I confused my Colombian in-laws for weeks with that one.

  • @JT-93
    @JT-93 Před 3 lety +86

    I can't be the only one who noticed that she said
    "Before I left the United States, I'm like "I'm going to America.."

    • @Payney2.01
      @Payney2.01 Před 3 lety +1

      @famous austrian painter underrated comment🤣🤣

    • @matildab.7954
      @matildab.7954 Před 2 lety +3

      I was so confused

    • @rhyslovesfarmingnz4434
      @rhyslovesfarmingnz4434 Před 2 lety +2

      Me to

    • @TehNinjaFlute
      @TehNinjaFlute Před 2 lety +3

      I was searching for this comment 🤣 I rewound the video a few times to make sure I had heard her right.

    • @LeannaBanana
      @LeannaBanana Před 4 měsíci

      Thank you! The comment I was looking for 😆😆🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @vulkeule5306
    @vulkeule5306 Před 4 lety +714

    She’s making fun of Australia for abbreviations but she said “unleeded” instead of unleaded

    • @Blusuri
      @Blusuri Před 4 lety +8

      very true

    • @WestMeetsEastIndonesia
      @WestMeetsEastIndonesia Před 4 lety +17

      IKR! I want to smack her! People like her give "Americans" a bad name.

    • @troykostanski7848
      @troykostanski7848 Před 4 lety +9

      She is one ditzy
      fucking broad....she is one of them California fake cocaine snorting Harvey Weinstein fucking skanks with no talent or friends.....nobody in chicago ever heard of her.....fucking vegans

    • @aduptuniform2647
      @aduptuniform2647 Před 4 lety +2

      This bitch is really dumb

    • @its_speedyboi
      @its_speedyboi Před 4 lety +7

      Vegans be like, what if I can eat blades of grass

  • @ally00bu
    @ally00bu Před 4 lety +684

    Emile- “I live in Melbourne, it’s not Melbourne it’s Melbs “
    Every Aussie cringing and squirming in their seats- MELBS?!?!?!wtf is a ‘Melbs’

    • @miavlachos8271
      @miavlachos8271 Před 4 lety +6

      Ally Woods very true

    • @amaragoodwin2381
      @amaragoodwin2381 Před 4 lety +10

      Hahaha I have never heard of Melbs

    • @fmpgamerking076
      @fmpgamerking076 Před 4 lety +5

      Ally Woods it’s a cock sucker state WHY MEMLBS

    • @bashee0079
      @bashee0079 Před 4 lety +3

      Yep

    • @mysticalyborn4886
      @mysticalyborn4886 Před 4 lety +9

      I agree, is Melbs a foreign land or something? Also not stated in the video, but I thought she would've complained about vegimite, if she did it would've been about something like "iT's To SaLtY"or "iT tAsTeS tErRiBlE." MAYBE CAUSE ITS 90% SALT

  • @markskonecki2050
    @markskonecki2050 Před 2 lety +38

    As an American this video had me on the floor laughing my ass off!!!! Now you see what us normal people in America have to deal with it's friggin insanity!!!! These people are nuts!!! Lol

    • @andydufresnefromshawshank5866
      @andydufresnefromshawshank5866 Před rokem +3

      We Americans want them out, I recommend the video from Awakening with JP where if meat eaters act like Vegans

  • @oliverwood2724
    @oliverwood2724 Před 3 lety +22

    Emmie says she's been in straya for 10 days but she's paying her rent and membership weekly

  • @riyaadhussain6306
    @riyaadhussain6306 Před 5 lety +1364

    Born in Australia, living for 16 year and i have never heard the word sush. Lmao

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V Před 5 lety +1492

    "There's no aluminium cans"
    Me: *is literally drinking from a can of Fanta and stops to stare at it*

    • @TrentosMentos117
      @TrentosMentos117 Před 5 lety +74

      I collect about fucking 5 bucks worth of cans on a daily basis, don't know what that bitch is on about aye.

    • @freerider8737
      @freerider8737 Před 5 lety +22

      Got a cold mony in one hand and dick on the other. Lifes good

    • @jasonmcfidgityfigMDXLIV
      @jasonmcfidgityfigMDXLIV Před 5 lety +7

      I get about $200 every few months

    • @Queenbloodnut
      @Queenbloodnut Před 5 lety +7

      I thought the same til i read she was talking about water in a can, we don't have water in a can it was weird to her...

    • @mathewpoole3589
      @mathewpoole3589 Před 5 lety +17

      But that's an aluminum can, not an "aloomanum" can, as they call it

  • @owenthegreat2640
    @owenthegreat2640 Před 3 lety +19

    As a proud American, please know we aren’t all this clueless. 😂😂

  • @unhiddenhistory
    @unhiddenhistory Před 3 lety +18

    If I ever visit "Melbs," Australia, I think I'll go out for "brekky" and order "soosh."

  • @crunchypac114
    @crunchypac114 Před 5 lety +729

    As a Melbournian I can confirm we don’t call Melbourne Melbs

  • @priscillafox8651
    @priscillafox8651 Před 4 lety +835

    I live in Melbourne ... never heard anyone call it ‘Melbs’
    LIKE WTF

    • @Hebinmate
      @Hebinmate Před 4 lety +6

      Aussie _Legend this is so true

    • @forexalised9053
      @forexalised9053 Před 3 lety +4

      @Советский Союз What are you even responding to? "One of the people".
      What? Who? Fuck me dead.

    • @aidanlys4618
      @aidanlys4618 Před 3 lety +2

      i live in india funny man 🤳👨🏻‍🦽🏠🏠🚶🏻‍♂️🐔🟪🟪😄😁🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephau9547
      @josephau9547 Před 3 lety

      same!

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 Před 3 lety

      Memeley 2 🥘🥘🥘

  • @mr.killjoy4753
    @mr.killjoy4753 Před 3 lety +16

    I hadn’t watched this guy in a long time and I was like “eh, I’m bored ima watch this.” And the first few seconds with the intro and I’m already loving this

  • @daltonkay4142
    @daltonkay4142 Před 2 lety +7

    She obviously had a small set of experiences in the U.S. as well as Australia because I’ve seen pretty much all of the things she listed, that actually exist, in the U.S. as well.

  • @maxwelltbone1462
    @maxwelltbone1462 Před 3 lety +430

    I live in Melbourne and I can 100% confirm that the term “melbs” has never come up ever

    • @smokecrash2147
      @smokecrash2147 Před 3 lety +19

      I feel like she just talked to a friend who thinks he's the center of the universe, making the slang his group of friends use "common use words"

    • @lakodamon
      @lakodamon Před 3 lety +2

      Yes! Thank you!
      We stop just short of enunciating the name

    • @hudsonrogers5491
      @hudsonrogers5491 Před 2 lety +6

      Wtf is melbs 😂

    • @amimooney4937
      @amimooney4937 Před 2 lety +6

      exactly what the fuck is melbs

    • @lakodamon
      @lakodamon Před 2 lety +5

      @@amimooney4937 It's what Americans living in Sydney think Melbournians call Melbourne

  • @misspopcoin2204
    @misspopcoin2204 Před 4 lety +235

    She said she only moved to Australia 10 days ago. Somehow I don't think she's the most qualified individual to talk about this.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 4 lety +1

      Right? Like if it's a move, not a vacation, who wouldn't wait at least a few months before compiling their early impressions?

  • @sandybottom6623
    @sandybottom6623 Před 3 lety +12

    We have dryers. They're called Hills Hoists.

  • @aydoyt
    @aydoyt Před 3 lety +3

    Rent: Weekly or fortnightly
    Internet/home phone bill: Monthly
    Most subscriptions: Monthly
    Electricity: Three-monthly (once every three months)
    Gas: Three-monthly
    You get the idea.

  • @Emm81
    @Emm81 Před 4 lety +376

    1. everyone has a dryer
    2. if she can't find an aluminum can then she must be blind
    3. cut up sushi is EVERYWHERE
    4. who says sush? ( no one) who says melb?(no one)

    • @SalmondKeyStudios
      @SalmondKeyStudios Před 4 lety +1

      For the cans, I just turned my head slighty to the left and saw 3.

    • @user-oz7xe5zg3h
      @user-oz7xe5zg3h Před 4 lety

      Yes, she’s a *****

    • @VoidHxnter
      @VoidHxnter Před 4 lety

      Did you just censor yourself on YT

    • @Emm81
      @Emm81 Před 4 lety

      @@VoidHxnter wats dat?

    • @VoidHxnter
      @VoidHxnter Před 4 lety

      xXSunny_Rose_ThornXx what’s what? Censor?

  • @user-fr3us1vi8o
    @user-fr3us1vi8o Před 5 lety +641

    How to trigger an American;
    Ask them if they pay for their health insurance monthly or weekly.

    • @misakit.4110
      @misakit.4110 Před 5 lety +8

      IM GOING TO REMEMBER THIS

    • @Asphennn
      @Asphennn Před 5 lety +3

      I’m not offended.

    • @DarthAwar
      @DarthAwar Před 5 lety +3

      Answer is daily if you can pay at all!!!!

    • @bingle4551
      @bingle4551 Před 5 lety +1

      Jimbo nGr wot?

    • @DanielBurns
      @DanielBurns Před 5 lety +6

      The majority of adult Australians have private health insurance too.. and if you don't, you pay a nice little fee around tax time, on top of the taxes that pay for Medicare right now.

  • @darrendemello3225
    @darrendemello3225 Před 3 lety +11

    "I don't have time for decimals..." fair play, who does?

  • @magentasky234
    @magentasky234 Před rokem +2

    I'm British and the whole "I don't get petrol" thing made me pop off too.

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist Před 4 lety +579

    If she's a vegan, why does she care how Sushi is served?

  • @EvilDeedsHD
    @EvilDeedsHD Před 5 lety +320

    I think I had a stroke when I heard “unleeded” gas, five seconds away from a nosebleed

    • @HerzogZAK
      @HerzogZAK Před 5 lety +2

      I've been driving for about 9 years now... I still have no clue how to fill up, it LITERALLY makes no sense.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 5 lety +1

      Zoggy Biscuit open the cap, get your dish soap

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 5 lety +1

      Zoggy Biscuit close the fuel cap, pay for it, drive off.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd Před 5 lety +6

      Zoggy Biscuit or just open the bonnet and pour petrol all over the engine bay.

    •  Před 5 lety

      It has no Leeds.

  • @pingspoofer7078
    @pingspoofer7078 Před 3 lety +15

    Why do I feel like he just came out of the womb and just started dissing on Americans, also he was definitely born with his ✨ Magnificent ✨ beard-

  • @hoorootv7266
    @hoorootv7266 Před 3 lety +4

    To dear Emmy ❗ I have lived in Melbourne for over 55 ( almost 56 years ❗). In fact, I was born in the heart of Melbourne ( Lonsdale Street). I have NEVER ever heard the words " Melbs" or "Sush" once in all these years ( until now, sadly 😢). I am pretty sure you made them up ❗😰

  • @mck0027
    @mck0027 Před 4 lety +513

    I'm not even convinced she's in Australia.

  • @poggyw2153
    @poggyw2153 Před 4 lety +193

    WTF, when did she hear a person say “ Melbourne is Melbs”

    • @judithfortuna4453
      @judithfortuna4453 Před 4 lety +2

      It is Melb since they are Americans, ofcourse if you aske Argentin people they would tell you that América is a continent and Argentin people are also Americans since they are part of the American continent, and Argentina as much as Colombia, Chile and México are part of América and all these countries speak Castellano no spanish, it is easy, US dictates like she is doing it is up tu you to belive and acept their Dictationship

    • @ben10521
      @ben10521 Před 4 lety +12

      @@judithfortuna4453 what the fuck are you on about

    • @hallegranger1969
      @hallegranger1969 Před 4 lety +2

      Luca Masciantonio I think it was an American saying it trying to fit into Australia even though no Australian does that they just think we do.

    • @kingsolitair657
      @kingsolitair657 Před 4 lety +2

      Maybe someone was messing with her?

    • @calaisgray4510
      @calaisgray4510 Před 4 lety

      In Melbourne nobody I mean nobody calls it melbs

  • @microwave4928
    @microwave4928 Před 3 lety +3

    “America is Australia’s closest ally”
    🇬🇧 /🇦🇺 :(

  • @lilkr8844
    @lilkr8844 Před 3 lety +1

    5th generation straylian here and in the 43 yrs of my life living in Melbourne I have never heard one person refer to it as Melbs

  • @luckyman1413
    @luckyman1413 Před 4 lety +222

    We Melbourne’s don’t call Melbourne melbs that’s just the vegans

    • @thercanonlybeonewotblitz7670
      @thercanonlybeonewotblitz7670 Před 4 lety +4

      Is that why it smells like fish all the time?

    • @p4m209
      @p4m209 Před 4 lety +4

      We also don’t call it sush
      I’m pretty sure she was just trolled by people

    • @charliegallagher119
      @charliegallagher119 Před 4 lety +3

      @@p4m209 If you want to troll Americans just say "Watch out for the drop bears! The only way to avoid them is to cover yourself in Vegiemite! That's why we Aussies like it so much!" and watch the chaos ensue.

  • @grinningpumpkin8490
    @grinningpumpkin8490 Před 5 lety +312

    Wow, the amount of similarities I heard between Australia and Britain was great. We both pronounce aluminium correctly, we both say rubbers and petrol. And our Newcastle is also full of STDs

    • @langitbiru5920
      @langitbiru5920 Před 5 lety +4

      The Pumpkin Wizard I love this

    • @adamshort5795
      @adamshort5795 Před 5 lety +7

      This comment wins the internet

    • @c4j708
      @c4j708 Před 5 lety +4

      Haha lol yeah the newy

    • @ashtonhawkins4639
      @ashtonhawkins4639 Před 5 lety +5

      If you're brittish then please bring us back into your country I don't want to be part of America. Not when its full of Americans at least

    • @gorillaenjoyer871
      @gorillaenjoyer871 Před 5 lety

      The british found us. so whats your point?

  • @Auny111
    @Auny111 Před 2 lety +4

    Australians are just what Canadians wish they could be. Friendly with a backbone. You guys are just resilient Canucks charged with adrenaline and sunshine. One main reason I love Banff, AB is the high Australian population and presence 💙 we love yas!

  • @swapp308
    @swapp308 Před 3 lety +2

    That shrimp on the barbie shit 🤣🤣🤣
    My man got me dying every time he brings that up.
    Also what is unleeded?
    I've heard of unleaded fuel 😁

  • @noellethorn8624
    @noellethorn8624 Před 3 lety +199

    She's been there "10 no 11 days?" And acts like she knows everything lol

    • @curlyhairking2393
      @curlyhairking2393 Před 3 lety +16

      thats typical americans for u

    • @hideakiakio6698
      @hideakiakio6698 Před 2 lety +6

      thats typical vegans for u

    • @yukitai9063
      @yukitai9063 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't think she's even near the place. Probably in a VR place which only entails their apartment/house, 5m street, and a service station.
      Just saying she's probably never been to a shopping centre (shops with dryers, shops with cans of soft drinks, sushi shops...)

    • @purplestars5410
      @purplestars5410 Před rokem

      @@curlyhairking2393 I think it's a typical "air head" who desperately needed content to seem relevant and cultured on her YT channel. 🤷‍♀️

  • @harrypapadopoulos8564
    @harrypapadopoulos8564 Před 5 lety +378

    Just to confirm Melbournians do NOT call Melbourne melbs nor do we call sushi sush🤦‍♀️

    • @KAM66300
      @KAM66300 Před 5 lety +18

      Do you think some Aussie friend was messing with her???? We do like to wind up the Poms and Yanks!!!!

    • @Gigavolt-vj5ow
      @Gigavolt-vj5ow Před 5 lety +2

      Harry Papadopoulos yeah u r correct

    • @matilda9506
      @matilda9506 Před 5 lety +1

      Harry Papadopoulos Yup.

    • @michiko3755
      @michiko3755 Před 5 lety +4

      ive lived in melbourne all my life and ive heard NOBODY say melbs or sush wtf

    • @stevenstrange6385
      @stevenstrange6385 Před 5 lety +1

      Good other wise I'll have to go on a shooting spree whait with what guns lol

  • @sirfoxington2258
    @sirfoxington2258 Před 2 lety

    I didn’t expect an ad with you in it

  • @rionkugayama3564
    @rionkugayama3564 Před 3 lety +2

    Just out of nowhere. The way people in the UK deals with substitute teachers. We make them wish they never chose to be a substitute of some description. We make them rage or we make them get fired by forcing out a few words they aren't allowed to use

  • @panoptijohn
    @panoptijohn Před 3 lety +609

    She's exasperating. On behalf of the US, I would like to apologize for sending our detritus to your great nation. Most Americans love and respect Australians/Australia.

  • @shakiraelle113
    @shakiraelle113 Před 4 lety +307

    I'm from BLOODY "MELBOURNE" and idk who tf says melbs NO ONE ever has ever said that she is talking trash

    • @kristywaters3678
      @kristywaters3678 Před 4 lety

      Shakira Elle nosh a lad was

    • @alexmarchant897
      @alexmarchant897 Před 4 lety

      I love in Melbourne and we don't say melbs I've never heard of melbs 😭😂

    • @fatmah6097
      @fatmah6097 Před 4 lety

      Same never heard the word “melbs”

    • @thememeraidiano7631
      @thememeraidiano7631 Před 4 lety

      Shakira Elle ikr same

    • @hammatron8403
      @hammatron8403 Před 4 lety

      I thinks it's us people from places like safety beach and Yarra junction, because I say melbs and so does most of my family

  • @sideburnsmckoolface6247
    @sideburnsmckoolface6247 Před 3 lety +2

    I know a lady who got a full ride to college and thinks Alaska is an island it’s just sad

  • @angcil88
    @angcil88 Před 3 lety +3

    Your "response/reacting to a video" is hilarious 😂👍🏼

  • @memebeam8076
    @memebeam8076 Před 5 lety +47

    No wonder Americans think Australia is not real and they never met us because we try our best to avoid them

  • @jakemcculloch22
    @jakemcculloch22 Před 4 lety +175

    Why do Americans call it GAS? ITS A LIQUID?

    • @investigationclimate6183
      @investigationclimate6183 Před 4 lety +21

      Gas is short for Gasoline, which is a product of refined petroleum. When gas burns, the liquid is not what burns but the gas vapor that begins to evaporate or vaporizes off the gasoline. Calling it petro is technically not correct because you do not put petroleum in a car. But it is correct because gasoline is a petroleum product. Just different ways to skin a cat buddy. In short, no, we don't say gas because we think it is a gas.

    • @investigationclimate6183
      @investigationclimate6183 Před 4 lety

      @livey oone With Citation "1870:"The liquids used for producing gas in portable machines are known as Gasoline, Naptha, Benzine, Liquid Gas, Auroral Oil, and by various other names. They are, without exception, highly volatile and, of necessity, inflammable and explosive, and therefore dangerous to the last degree. If they were not they would not make gas." books.google.com/books?id=Lv8dAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA23&hl=en&ei=SflaTvyNHKXZiALS9pjFCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result#v=onepage&q&f=false

    • @wizard78au
      @wizard78au Před 4 lety +8

      Investigation Climate that book is written by an American insurance agency, of coarse it’s going to use American dialogues. If it was written by an Australian agency it would use Australian dialogues.

    • @Najibeh
      @Najibeh Před 4 lety +6

      because they can’t learn at their school because it’s a shooting range

    • @panzerkampfwagenviausfbkon343
      @panzerkampfwagenviausfbkon343 Před 4 lety

      @@Najibeh kaaaaah lol

  • @cazzaa7130
    @cazzaa7130 Před 3 lety +2

    10 things Australians do that Americans don't understand
    number 1 going to school without an Ar-15
    number 2 going to school on a kangaroo

  • @jackpalmer3612
    @jackpalmer3612 Před 5 lety +192

    Am I the only one who realised she said she was leaving the United States...to go to America?

  • @30769s
    @30769s Před 5 lety +247

    Canberra was literally a city created so Sydney and Melbourne dont start a war.

  • @nmesunreaper7676
    @nmesunreaper7676 Před 3 lety +2

    "before I left the USA, I'm going to America it basically the same" wtf??

  • @midas1813
    @midas1813 Před 3 lety

    I was watching this and I got an ad for tennis and he was on it as well

  • @yourmatetom
    @yourmatetom Před 5 lety +1480

    I’ve never heard anyone refer to Melbourne as “Melbs” before lol. And if I did, they would receive a rightful slap 👋
    And “sush”? Wtf? This is what we should be protesting against! :P

    • @robsaunders5112
      @robsaunders5112 Před 5 lety +4

      Hahahaha get em tommo

    • @DrLysergic
      @DrLysergic Před 5 lety +17

      Wanna go to Melbs and get some sush?

    • @teddy-dk5ye
      @teddy-dk5ye Před 5 lety +27

      lmao everyone i know calls Melbourne melbs

    • @electricdeckhead3083
      @electricdeckhead3083 Před 5 lety +4

      all the while sipping your "latte" and calling tradesmen "tradies" this is why Australia is fucked, let alone Victoria calling itself "The education state" on their number plates now, lmao, like it's not a national curriculum or something, shows their level of said education. lmao

    • @erinclarke2606
      @erinclarke2606 Před 5 lety +16

      I'm from Melbs and everyone I know here calls it well Melbs lol

  • @euanheapes1261
    @euanheapes1261 Před 4 lety +243

    "Petrol. It makes no sense." oh yeah because calling a liquid "gas" makes so much more sense

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 4 lety +13

      It's an abbreviation for "gasoline," lol you know, the product that "petrol" is a nickname for

    • @ChristianHagenRaknarokk
      @ChristianHagenRaknarokk Před 4 lety

      @Ylfa Karen Guðbjörnsdóttir Let's say it's Nordic to call it 'bensin' since Norwegians, Swedes and Danes (don't know about Greenland or Finland) also call it 'bensin'

    • @abyssmoon6940
      @abyssmoon6940 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ChristianHagenRaknarokk Germany its benzin

    • @stefanblaga9986
      @stefanblaga9986 Před 4 lety +1

      even in romania it's the same name, we call it "benzina"

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 4 lety +1

      @@stefanblaga9986 so is that also the word for the hydrocarbon molecule "benzine," and context prevents it from being confusing?
      If so that is more or less why Americans say "gas" and it's not confusing with the gaseous state of matter.

  • @commandergree7333
    @commandergree7333 Před 3 lety +1

    3:03
    As a Melbournian, I can confirn that we do not refer to the 3rd best city in Australia as 'Melbs'

  • @doriangray6985
    @doriangray6985 Před rokem

    Finallt got me interested there when you said "go down on this page . . . "

  • @traceytupuivao5604
    @traceytupuivao5604 Před 4 lety +672

    Emmie: it's not Sushi its Sush
    Me: She's not in Australia

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 Před 4 lety +18

      She's in Austra

    • @stub_w
      @stub_w Před 4 lety +11

      It's acctualy sushi it came from Japan so it's kind of offensive to Japanese ppl say no it's not sushi it's sush

    • @horizon6841
      @horizon6841 Před 3 lety +14

      @@stub_w so you are saying changing the name of a food is racist? I am understanding you right?

    • @stub_w
      @stub_w Před 3 lety +5

      @@horizon6841 kinda offensive to Japanese ppl just not completely racist

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 Před 3 lety +8

      Shadowwolfz are you of japanese descent and can actually fucking confirm that its “oFFeNsiVe tO jaPaNeSe peOpLE”? if not, then fuck off.

  • @bmwjoey25
    @bmwjoey25 Před 5 lety +505

    I cringed when she said "un-leeded" gas

    • @dragonraider1108
      @dragonraider1108 Před 5 lety +14

      Bitch can't read 😂😂😂

    • @916oh2panther2
      @916oh2panther2 Před 5 lety +35

      She's no longer allowed to speak for Americans after pronouncing it completely wrong. Smh.

    • @haxer4057
      @haxer4057 Před 5 lety +10

      It’s unleaded right? I’m from the eu and am under 18 lmao never read anything in an English country itself

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 Před 5 lety +7

      @@haxer4057 yea its unleaded because it doesn't have lead in it. you say it like the past tense of lead and add 'ed' to the end.
      it rhymes with read but not with read or red.

    • @zombietrash416
      @zombietrash416 Před 5 lety

      Yea.

  • @tdckillermemes5655
    @tdckillermemes5655 Před 3 lety

    When I was watching this I got an ad with u in it it was a tennis ad

  • @lilylola3766
    @lilylola3766 Před 3 lety +1

    “There is NO Dryers”
    Me: Bruh I Have A Dryer At Me Mums And Dads House And I’m Aussie

  • @gabriellesibilia9301
    @gabriellesibilia9301 Před 5 lety +250

    I live in Melbourne and no one ever says melbz

    • @liri8586
      @liri8586 Před 5 lety +8

      That's where your wrong kiddo (Unfortunately I know someone that said Melbs)

    • @itssalty
      @itssalty Před 5 lety +12

      AussieTerrorist well tell him not to terrorise me with those words

    • @harryfenn4945
      @harryfenn4945 Před 5 lety

      same

    • @imogenrose32
      @imogenrose32 Před 5 lety +3

      Gabrielle Sibilia Even though I’m thirteen I most definitely do not say Melbz or Sush 🤮

    • @MitchellBPYao
      @MitchellBPYao Před 5 lety

      no ones talking about SYD cause its people suck.

  • @Matt-mt5it
    @Matt-mt5it Před 5 lety +288

    no one gonna mention she called unleaded, *unleeeded*

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 Před 5 lety +12

      fuckkkkkkkkkk it was like nails on a chalk board

    • @hjonkhjonk189
      @hjonkhjonk189 Před 5 lety +2

      When she said Aussie she said it with an ‘S’ sound not a ‘Z’ sound. Triggered

    • @kittygumdrop7442
      @kittygumdrop7442 Před 5 lety +1

      Hurt me to hear her say it. If it had been once, I would have just credited it to a brain fart but omg.

    • @manip1980
      @manip1980 Před 5 lety +1

      probably doesn't even know what Unleaded actually is. Thinks it's probably fuel without a leader. And unfortunately for us, People like that get thousands of viewers and real instructive videos get like 10 likes at most.

    • @taza1005
      @taza1005 Před 5 lety +2

      And aluminium was aluminum. Another thing the Americans do differently other than the metric system. Changes words.

  • @foshodofoodandstuff4437
    @foshodofoodandstuff4437 Před 2 lety +1

    “Before I left The United States, I was like I’m gonna go to America” bruh what 00:31

  • @leafii.
    @leafii. Před 3 lety +1

    I like how Americans say they aren’t fat when they have like 20 fast food restaurants compared to Australia which doesn’t even have that many. OH and the lollies and snacks. Reese’s puffs? WHAT THE HELL ARE REESES PUFFS! HOW DO THEY TASTE GOOD!?

  • @SanikaMasud
    @SanikaMasud Před 4 lety +219

    More like: 'Weird things Americans do that Australians don't understand'

  • @whyareyouherethereisnovide5836

    American Vegan talks about veganism
    No one cares
    Australian comedian mocks and insults vegans
    It changes lives

  • @yardyttv7912
    @yardyttv7912 Před 3 lety +2

    ''Before I leave the United States, I was like it's only America is basically the same over there.'' Pog!

  • @loganzebrowski675
    @loganzebrowski675 Před 3 lety +3

    the dialogue he starts at 6:59 sounds like he is explaining a cheesy hentai

  • @__megs__5407
    @__megs__5407 Před 5 lety +496

    1. The way she said “Aussie” at the start needs to stop
    2. I went up to Canberra for 3 days, if that, I got bored after the first day
    3. I lived in “Melbs” for 8 years & that’s the first time I’ve heard anyone say Melbourne like that, & “sush”?
    4. I have a dryer in my garage & use it all the time because Victoria’s weather is so unpredictable
    5. Gotta love having a sub teacher because you do shit all
    6. A veggie... for breakfast?
    ...She needs to be deported back to America

    • @Marth667
      @Marth667 Před 5 lety +10

      Veggies for breakfast? The fk do yanks have for breakfast? Some sugar with their sugar?

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 Před 5 lety +1

      We have sugar with our FREEDOM for breakfast!

    • @MitchellBPYao
      @MitchellBPYao Před 5 lety

      Melbourne better and deserve to be australia future largest city but still reallt ugly place

    • @stlouisix3
      @stlouisix3 Před 5 lety

      I've heard a bloke from Adelaide refer to it as Melbs

    • @stlouisix3
      @stlouisix3 Před 5 lety

      Underratted comment

  • @Lemonsfreedom
    @Lemonsfreedom Před 4 lety +629

    She’s acting like sushi originated from America lmao.

    • @ellapolglase6678
      @ellapolglase6678 Před 4 lety +5

      v Lumin_ we have the small little rolls as well

    • @FalseBillyIdol
      @FalseBillyIdol Před 4 lety +24

      Why the hell is she eating sushi? She's vegan!

    • @Liayuh_1
      @Liayuh_1 Před 4 lety +11

      Sushi is from Japan 😂😂😂

    • @saladv3028
      @saladv3028 Před 4 lety +6

      @@FalseBillyIdol just the dried seaweed i guess

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah and its funny since Japanese pronounce it as "sush", anyway. Or at least it just sounds like they're leaving out the 'i'.

  • @buckodonnghaile4309
    @buckodonnghaile4309 Před rokem +1

    Canada has no dryers also (which makes things interesting come winter). You're not alone in this Australia.

  • @larissadandas5330
    @larissadandas5330 Před 2 lety +1

    I lived in Melbourne my entire life and not a single time have I heard someone refer to it as melbs

  • @pab1it05
    @pab1it05 Před 4 lety +262

    From bloody Melbourne, never once have called it, or heard anyone call it “Melb’s”.

    • @TGPDrunknHick
      @TGPDrunknHick Před 4 lety

      it's just the city. literally that for anyone in remote travel distance to melbourne.

    • @sandeepunni1663
      @sandeepunni1663 Před 4 lety +1

      pab1it0 fucking same here

    • @user-ug9ni1yh7n
      @user-ug9ni1yh7n Před 4 lety +1

      pab1it0 my mum used to live in Melbourne and not once have I heard her call it melbs

    • @pab1it05
      @pab1it05 Před 4 lety +2

      @@user-ug9ni1yh7n Tessa, that is probably because your mum wasn't someone that desperately needed content for a CZcams Video to please the American public...

  • @TIREPROD
    @TIREPROD Před 5 lety +285

    As an American, she does not speak for all of us. But, we find Australian niches quite fascinating and not in a bad way!

    • @scottthompson292
      @scottthompson292 Před 5 lety +17

      As an Aussie (said Ozzy not Ass-ie) we find everything she said to be complete bullshit. On a side note when an Aussie calls an american a Seppo, it's not an insult.., it's an abbreviation..,. Seppo is short for Septic Tank which is rhyming slang for Yank... ... You're welcome...

    • @Mae_Renneburg
      @Mae_Renneburg Před 5 lety +2

      Espescially as they do everything upside down. Weird.

    • @CC.07
      @CC.07 Před 5 lety +6

      As a American I find Australia fascinating and terrifying at the same times

    • @yeshelloiamsnek580
      @yeshelloiamsnek580 Před 5 lety +3

      They're all kinda assuming all Americans are like her for some reason, and ye I think Australians are interesting too at least judging by the one nice one I know.

    • @yeshelloiamsnek580
      @yeshelloiamsnek580 Před 5 lety

      @@scottthompson292 Are you okay?

  • @luckyluke6104
    @luckyluke6104 Před 2 lety

    When I was watching this video I saw a ad with you In it talking

  • @prime.era3
    @prime.era3 Před 2 lety +1

    I could not stop laughing when he said squeeze the wasabi in is fucking eye 𝔩𝔬𝔩

  • @timmarh8429
    @timmarh8429 Před 5 lety +107

    My personal list
    Australia does not have school shootings
    Being fat is not something to be proud of here, unless you are a legend who does not mind being made fun of.
    Bread does not have so much sugar it dissolves in your mouth.
    Maccas, not McDonalds
    We have Isaac, they have trump.

    • @aitchy4skin995
      @aitchy4skin995 Před 5 lety +2

      Nope but where I'm from in Australia had two boys that got arrested for bombs and other weapons because they had planned to shoot up the high school and not to long ago there was a girl that stabbed another one

    • @aitchy4skin995
      @aitchy4skin995 Před 5 lety +8

      And at least trump tells it as it is and not afraid to tell immigrants to fuck off here we just let them in and give them everything

    • @mathewpoole3589
      @mathewpoole3589 Před 5 lety +9

      Ouch! comparing Issac to Trump ;)
      Yes they both get a good laugh when they open their mouths.
      But one we laugh with, the other we laugh at.

    • @timmarh8429
      @timmarh8429 Před 5 lety +7

      They are just jealous of the shear amount of intellect required in creating fairy bread.

    • @mathewpoole3589
      @mathewpoole3589 Před 5 lety +2

      @@timmarh8429
      Or how important it is the cut those little bastards into triangles.
      Unless you cut the crust off first, in which case go nuts with you shapes

  • @dyingsun23
    @dyingsun23 Před 4 lety +46

    Whoever she's been hanging out with has been trolling her something fierce.

  • @TCAPChrisHandsome
    @TCAPChrisHandsome Před rokem

    So I didn't know until today that vehicles that run on LPG (Autogas as Australians call it) are actually common enough there that the gas stations sell LPG at the pumps. That's a new one to me.

  • @madz9431
    @madz9431 Před 3 lety +3

    I've actually never heard melbs and I live in Melbourne

  • @theangrycro-mag9444
    @theangrycro-mag9444 Před 4 lety +179

    Her pronunciation of “Unleaded” gas had me rolling. Yeah. That gas isn’t gonna lead you anywhere.

    • @aquietgirlcalledsoph739
      @aquietgirlcalledsoph739 Před 4 lety +1

      The Angry Cro-Mag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this

    • @amaliap8682
      @amaliap8682 Před 4 lety +1

      The Angry Cro-Mag that’s funny

    • @aquatic_phantom99
      @aquatic_phantom99 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol, unleeded

    • @cheesypeas5230
      @cheesypeas5230 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm in the UK and was sat here like "the cheese is under the sauce" correcting her on my own lmao

    • @TCAPChrisHandsome
      @TCAPChrisHandsome Před rokem

      I think she may have sniffed too much of the leaded gas.

  • @TheWilliamSnfrd
    @TheWilliamSnfrd Před 4 lety +238

    Did she actually say "unleaded" like "un-leeded"?

    • @xavierpizza3269
      @xavierpizza3269 Před 4 lety +16

      Thank you this is the thing I was most mad about in this whole video

    • @micko11154
      @micko11154 Před 4 lety +6

      Yep she did!
      She must have Leed poisoning!!! :P
      Fuckin yanks! :(

    • @dopeyclown2421
      @dopeyclown2421 Před 4 lety +1

      Merica haha

    • @streetzx3
      @streetzx3 Před 4 lety +5

      This was this stupidest thing in the whole video. Unleeded. Now she is neither Aussie nor American. Lol

    • @robertwilliamsburner2788
      @robertwilliamsburner2788 Před 4 lety

      Sure she didn’t say un-weeded with the amount of weed in that prick of a country America

  • @fazerhermultuate4459
    @fazerhermultuate4459 Před 3 lety +1

    When I was young, 1970s, we called erasers rubbers too.

  • @tarleaharees7812
    @tarleaharees7812 Před 2 lety

    My family have a dryer and we don’t really use it unless it’s raining on washing day. Our dryer is old we have had it for years, my family pay rent fortnightly.

  • @nexoboom5738
    @nexoboom5738 Před 5 lety +214

    From Melbourne
    Can confirm
    Melb’s made me throw up

  • @neonknees
    @neonknees Před 4 lety +80

    She's a teacher apparently. She can't say unleaded. FFS

    • @floydy8359
      @floydy8359 Před 4 lety +2

      neonknees all she knows is leaded because bullets contain lead

  • @backbittinglee9766
    @backbittinglee9766 Před 3 lety +1

    This is so funny, i died when he tapped his head and said " we abbreviate everything petrol is short for pertrolium." LOL

  • @adammacdomhnail2014
    @adammacdomhnail2014 Před 3 lety +1

    It's so weird how Australians and Irish are so similar, not talking about the country itself it's EXTREMELY different more like America, but the slang is similar, the sense of humour, we both drink a lot, curse a lot but you's are a 30 hour flight away, literally the furthest country away from Ireland, it's so weird.

  • @liquuid6958
    @liquuid6958 Před 4 lety +168

    “Unleaded” it’s un LEAD ed. That means it has no lead in it. We all knew that, but I’m just throwing it out there.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah, that's when you realize she's just really dumb and out of touch with reality. It's easier not to take her seriously at that point, to me.

    • @shanemorrison7867
      @shanemorrison7867 Před 4 lety +10

      See this is also why led zeppelin used led instead of lead, to stop stupid americans pronouncing them as leeed zeppelin

    • @Noah-hq5rs
      @Noah-hq5rs Před 4 lety +1

      @@shanemorrison7867 And you know the morons would have pronounced it like that.

    • @bojanglesthewizard8875
      @bojanglesthewizard8875 Před 4 lety +1

      @@shanemorrison7867 so all of us Americans are stupid? Just because we pronounce stuff differently

    • @martymclean3763
      @martymclean3763 Před 4 lety +3

      @@bojanglesthewizard8875 Yes you are. "Lead" and "lead" are two different words.

  • @imastedosaur9077
    @imastedosaur9077 Před 5 lety +260

    Calls Melbourne Melbs
    *grabs gun*
    Calls sushi sush
    *points in mouth*
    Says that sushi is not cut up
    *pulls trigger*

  • @Jacobflamecaster
    @Jacobflamecaster Před rokem +1

    I love being a Australian I would sell my soul for a nice cup of milo, a packet of Tim tams and a tin of Anzac’s biscuits

  • @frogbuff3724
    @frogbuff3724 Před 2 lety

    Isaac talking about the protests in Melbourne me in Perth 😏

  • @zettabytegd
    @zettabytegd Před 4 lety +233

    Who ever calls sushi sush have a large level of crippling depression

    • @fedup3449
      @fedup3449 Před 4 lety

      has

    • @AaronTomato
      @AaronTomato Před 4 lety +1

      Ye sush is a fucking outrage

    • @iliketrees2133
      @iliketrees2133 Před 4 lety +2

      sometimes me and my friends poke fun of it, it goes from sushi to sush to shush to shutup ya idiot

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs Před 4 lety +1

      What's funny is there's a Nintendo game called Sushi Striker where you team up with a magical sushi sprite and... OK, it's super-dumb and no one cares, but you meat up with another character that calls sushi "sush." He's a complete douche and your magic sushi sprite gets outraged whenever he says it.

    • @fallen7325
      @fallen7325 Před 4 lety

      My brain cells are dying from cancer because of her stupidity

  • @CityFCOG
    @CityFCOG Před 5 lety +372

    Wow, people from other countries have different cultures?
    *W h a t*

    • @Lexith2k12
      @Lexith2k12 Před 5 lety +1

      w h a t?

    • @malloychandler
      @malloychandler Před 5 lety +1

      🤣👍

    • @dirty_bong_water_693
      @dirty_bong_water_693 Před 5 lety +1

      Really?

    • @jferris05
      @jferris05 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Lexith2k12 Ikr aMeRiCaNs SpELL cOlOur LiKe CoLoR
      Ps:I'm not complaining about the spelling I'm just acting like this women

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana Před 5 lety

      this is what people with a sense of comedy call, taking the mickey.

  • @adaml6128
    @adaml6128 Před 3 lety +1

    Yes I live in Melbourne and have been here for 6 years and not once have I heard anyone say melbs

  • @Bismort
    @Bismort Před 3 lety

    Up in the uk we use rubbers, didn’t realise why other countries used erasers until I realised what people might think of rubbers