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    Honest Trailers | Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
    Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
    Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
    Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
    Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
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  • @huaiyuechen
    @huaiyuechen Před 4 lety +4575

    “I used to think the new trilogy was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy”

  • @iattacku2773
    @iattacku2773 Před 4 lety +17644

    The sequel trilogy is like when your teacher gives you a group presentation and you split each section but don’t discuss it before presenting

    • @rjallenbach1
      @rjallenbach1 Před 4 lety +722

      Iattacku I don’t think it’s possible to come up with a better analogy 🤣

    • @ezrataylor2956
      @ezrataylor2956 Před 4 lety +433

      Dude... the best analogy I've heard yet of the sequel trilogy omg

    • @melissablaine3164
      @melissablaine3164 Před 4 lety +130

      Iattacku that’s the perfect analogy

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle Před 4 lety +159

      Seriously. I am sharing this analogy with everyone and their mother.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 Před 4 lety +87

      And yet Lucas still made worst movies when he had the prequels planned. Yeah I said it, crucify me if you want but while I can acknowledge the sequel movies have there problems I will still say that the prequels other then Revenge of the Sith are worst movies then the sequel trilogy.

  • @izuto727
    @izuto727 Před 3 lety +3017

    Old lady: "who are you?"
    Rey: "Rey."
    Old lady: "Rey who?"
    Rey: "just rey."
    *imperial officer ghost suddenly appears*
    Imperial officer: "Rey..... Solo."

  • @mauriciohuaman9688
    @mauriciohuaman9688 Před 4 lety +3698

    "Finn, who's still fighting against all odds to keep himself in the movie" LMFAO

    • @cloudedjourney
      @cloudedjourney Před 3 lety +108

      I wish they had built the story around him! Way more interesting setup.

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 Před 3 lety +105

      Clouded Journey the battle born former stormtrooper is the comic relief character who kills his other stormtrooper brothers without a second thought. What a wasted opportunity

    • @emberpowertcg7692
      @emberpowertcg7692 Před 3 lety +1

      200th like

    • @calebmauer1751
      @calebmauer1751 Před 3 lety +23

      Yeah, they ruined a potentially good character, especially in the last movie.

    • @georgenajera4730
      @georgenajera4730 Před 3 lety +20

      Man, Finn a Poe were good caharactes in the first movie, now look a them :/

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 Před 4 lety +3253

    “Rey who?”
    “Rey Skywalker”
    *IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE REY!! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!*

    • @crossxfuse
      @crossxfuse Před 4 lety +20

      identity comment theft

    • @notquitemytempo1353
      @notquitemytempo1353 Před 4 lety +32

      MICHAEL!

    • @cortanatheai6103
      @cortanatheai6103 Před 4 lety +40

      If Rey is now Rey Skywalker, and Ben Solo's mother is princess Lea, a Skywalker, then it looks like incest runs in the family

    • @faizans4537
      @faizans4537 Před 4 lety +14

      dwight schrute has entered the chat

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 Před 4 lety +4

      Not defending the movie, but why is everyone okay with Rose from Titanic stealing Jack's name but not when Rey steals Luke's name?

  • @p4ndakh
    @p4ndakh Před 4 lety +5041

    This movie is like a dish put together from whatever left in the fridge.

    • @tyfenrir
      @tyfenrir Před 4 lety +147

      This is one of the best ways I've heard it described.

    • @WildPomStudios
      @WildPomStudios Před 4 lety +122

      Actually no because that stuff in the fridge won’t make you sick the way this film does! 🤢

    • @1mikeap4
      @1mikeap4 Před 4 lety +138

      @@WildPomStudios Maybe some of the stuff was past its expiration date. *coughpalpatinecough*

    • @cass7448
      @cass7448 Před 4 lety +47

      In fairness, this is about the best they could do with a hunk of stale bread, some wilted lettuce, and that jar of pickles you don't even remember buying.

    • @max1muslegend772
      @max1muslegend772 Před 4 lety +13

      Alasdair Black the stale bread is the hype for the Skywalker Saga, the wilted lettuce is the Skywalker Saga, and the pickles are TLJ.

  • @Ben-co9hy
    @Ben-co9hy Před 3 lety +3553

    Ah, Star Wars. The only movie series that manages to be repetitive and inconsistent at the same time.

    • @clarkguinocor8159
      @clarkguinocor8159 Před 3 lety +60

      Lol what about the Transformers movies

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 Před 3 lety +88

      Clark Guinocor those are a pretty consistent string of explosions

    • @clarkguinocor8159
      @clarkguinocor8159 Před 3 lety +53

      stinger 59605 It’s inconsistent for example: The first movie clearly implies that they arrived in 2007 and bumblebee was the first one. But in “The last knight” it is implied that the transformers arrived on earth since the medieval times. See my point?

    • @iloveutubesince3207
      @iloveutubesince3207 Před 3 lety +30

      The X-Men movie series also manages to be repetitive and inconsistent at the same time.

    • @believer4002
      @believer4002 Před 3 lety +6

      @@clarkguinocor8159 We never see when bee arrives in 07. In medieval times we only see the transformer knights. So they show the autobots, ironhide, jazz, optimus arrive in 07. They never explain when bee arrive.

  • @DeezneyMinusNg
    @DeezneyMinusNg Před 4 lety +3484

    "... that managed to do the impossible. Unite fans who loved the Last Jedi and fans who hated the Last Jedi...
    ...by pleasing none of them"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sombramemer1230
    @sombramemer1230 Před 4 lety +1466

    Say "Identity theft is NOT A JOKE REY! Families suffer every year."

  • @saberfaber3203
    @saberfaber3203 Před 4 lety +3056

    I swear Finn's entire character is just
    "REYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @leviathjensen2149
    @leviathjensen2149 Před 4 lety +2482

    How many freaking times does palpatine have to electrocute himself before he learns his lesson

    • @triple-d2640
      @triple-d2640 Před 4 lety +131

      UNLIMITED POWWAAAAA!!!!

    • @Haley123ful
      @Haley123ful Před 4 lety +152

      “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man”

    • @cccbbbaaa110
      @cccbbbaaa110 Před 4 lety +27

      *It's treason then*

    • @dunkanbulk14
      @dunkanbulk14 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Haley123ful "I love the younglings"

    • @ozandogan3971
      @ozandogan3971 Před 3 lety +1

      It only happened 2 times....

  • @saikishanrepalle3793
    @saikishanrepalle3793 Před 3 lety +1122

    The rise of Skywalker explained in a single sentence: "stuff happens."

    • @coin3720
      @coin3720 Před 3 lety +16

      I mean, that's a pretty good explanation for almost any movie...

    • @saikishanrepalle3793
      @saikishanrepalle3793 Před 3 lety +4

      @@coin3720 well, you're not wrong.

    • @coin3720
      @coin3720 Před 3 lety

      @Karen Kalantari there are definitely reasons for stuff. Some things are definitely explained after that fact, but there is an explanation for everything..

    • @guardian7773
      @guardian7773 Před 2 lety +4

      @@coin3720 like how Ben and Rey randomly fall in love at the end?
      Or how all them spaceships appeared out of nowhere in this movie after a call for help but not in the 8th?
      Or how the wreckage of the Death Star exists after being vaporized?
      Or how an ancient dagger conveniently lines up with the wreckage?
      Or how Rey can force heal while Jedi, who train their entire lives, can’t?
      Or how they fixed Luke’s lightsaber after being destroyed in episode 8?
      Help me understand

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Před 2 lety

      @@coin3720 Ahhh, how idealistic of you to believe that))))

  • @grahamapol3185
    @grahamapol3185 Před 4 lety +2235

    You missed the most obvious Marvel/Star Wars comparison yet:
    “I am inevitable.” - “And I... am... Iron Man.”
    “I am all the Sith!” - “And I... am all the Jedi.”

  • @rdphoenix07
    @rdphoenix07 Před 4 lety +750

    Palpatine: "Strike me down...."
    Rey: "I will not give into my hate and join the Dark Side!"
    Palpatine: "No, I want you to strike me down so I can get out of this train wreck of a movie."

    • @fileyguy
      @fileyguy Před 4 lety +22

      and he wanted to be the most diverse charactor in any star wars movie.
      rey kills him his spirit enters her body
      sounds like a transexual to me.

    • @alphavegas1
      @alphavegas1 Před 4 lety +4

      The Trainwreck was the last Jedi

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 Před 4 lety

      rdphoenix07 XD😂

    • @jayhawk1156
      @jayhawk1156 Před 4 lety +1

      @@alphavegas1 the sequels are the trainwreck

    • @macdeus2601
      @macdeus2601 Před 4 lety +4

      @@alphavegas1 Thing is, though...
      The Last Jedi is the best movie in the new trilogy.
      Which is an extremely low bar to clear, but at least the story in TLJ was somewhat coherent and was made by people who didn't think a movie gets to assign homework to the audience.

  • @hoplitethirtynine1487
    @hoplitethirtynine1487 Před 3 lety +652

    So the Rise of Skywalker is basically the story of how a young woman stole Luke's identity.

    • @genesisdawn6672
      @genesisdawn6672 Před 3 lety +62

      Correction: the entire series has been reduced to the Palpatines destroying and then impersonating the Skywalkers.

    • @markusjordan-2187
      @markusjordan-2187 Před 3 lety +1

      Rey didn't nobody's identity.

    • @ryeguy7941
      @ryeguy7941 Před 3 lety +3

      Basically sums up the trilogy.

    • @michaelkrolewski7406
      @michaelkrolewski7406 Před 2 lety +1

      Yep, basically like Terminator and Mad Max

    • @bluelionsage99
      @bluelionsage99 Před 2 lety +5

      Well yeah, the point of the whole thing was to replace the white guys.

  • @drewprosser8861
    @drewprosser8861 Před 3 lety +326

    “TONY SITH CLONED THIS IN A CAVE” gets me every time and honestly I have no idea why

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality Před 4 lety +4118

    "All the new characters you still barely know after three movies have returned." lol so true

    • @Darktower52082
      @Darktower52082 Před 4 lety +138

      There was more character development in the first 15 minutes of Han Solo being introduced in the original trilogy, than there was for this lot through three movies. Oh, and Han shot first.

    • @johnoconnor4528
      @johnoconnor4528 Před 4 lety +29

      Because these are all cash grabs now.

    • @adamboh393
      @adamboh393 Před 4 lety +44

      The Rise of Skywalker is the only time we see all supposed three main leads on screen sharing a conversation, I can’t even remember a time before this movie where Poe and Rey talked to each other.

    • @liamroberson440
      @liamroberson440 Před 4 lety +23

      ManateeMentality Except for Kylo Ren. We know Kylo Ren.

    • @lighthousepremiere2597
      @lighthousepremiere2597 Před 4 lety +16

      Liam Robinson easily one of the best characters in the star wars universe and by far the best in this trilogy

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp Před 4 lety +1573

    “I’m Rey.”
    “Rey who?”
    “Reyd the novelization if you want to know more about me!”

    • @dustygrant3043
      @dustygrant3043 Před 4 lety

      I wish i could find IT but IT's no where in site!!! I WOULD 💘 TO read IT!!

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Před 4 lety +59

      “I’m Rey.”
      “Rey-who...?”
      “...Ma-Rey Sue.”

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Howlingburd19 Pretty much.

    • @user-jh6kx1fw9h
      @user-jh6kx1fw9h Před 4 lety +1

      They've, actually, put-in her "training", or something... It's too funny (I mean, it would be, if it weren't so tragic :))

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 Před 4 lety

      I’m Rey
      Rey who?
      maRey Sue

  • @MrMagickStar
    @MrMagickStar Před 3 lety +241

    "I am all the Sith"
    "And I... am... IronMan"
    "Wait, what?"

  • @NYWallCrawler
    @NYWallCrawler Před 3 lety +437

    When you realized C-3PO is actually Luke and Leia's half brother.

  • @danielskyminer3197
    @danielskyminer3197 Před 4 lety +931

    I think we can all agree there's one person who NEVER let us down. That's the maestro himself John Williams.

    • @VerryBonne
      @VerryBonne Před 4 lety +29

      Yes, and also Ben Burtt

    • @Brabbel93
      @Brabbel93 Před 4 lety +16

      TROS really disappointed me, but that cameo makes it worth it so much. I have spend every day since TFA was announced hoping to see John in one of the movies

    • @semanticsamuel936
      @semanticsamuel936 Před 4 lety +29

      I'd even disagree with this. Can you remember any theme from the sequel trilogy beyond Rey's theme? I can't...and I'm not even sure what Williams does to develop Rey's theme. I may need to watch the films more (I'd rather not), but I am struggling. They aren't bad scores by any means (John Williams' worst score is still better than near any other composer!), but they aren't particularly interesting either. The scores for the PT and, especially, the OT are far more interesting.

    • @mitchelkvedar674
      @mitchelkvedar674 Před 4 lety +6

      @@semanticsamuel936 would have to agree - nothing is ingrained in my head- still love the man!

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist Před 4 lety +20

      The reason the music is not memorable is because the new trilogy lacks epic moments that forge the music into the story. That is not Williams fault.

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge Před 4 lety +1352

    “The characters you barely know, even after three movies.” To be fair; the writers and actors barely know who any of these people are supposed to be.

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen Před 4 lety +30

      Kathleen Kennedy knows, she just doesn't have the ability to communicate it.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Před 4 lety +134

      They spent more time telling people Rey's character isn't defined by anyone else instead of defining Rey's character.

    • @jacobivers8577
      @jacobivers8577 Před 4 lety +84

      I think Adam Driver did a good job with what he had

    • @raensaeck
      @raensaeck Před 4 lety +1

      @@Aredel lmao

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 Před 4 lety +42

      @@jacobivers8577 Kylo Ten is probably the ONLY new character with good character development that spanned across all the films

  • @staleravioli9619
    @staleravioli9619 Před 3 lety +69

    I like that Finn didn't get any sort of ex-stormtrooper arc in 3 blockbuster films, but Mayfield only needed like 5 minutes of a Mandalorian episode to complete an entire arc

  • @MichaelGaskin
    @MichaelGaskin Před 4 lety +623

    I watched Return of the Jedi with my daughter and I always get choked up when Luke sees the three ghosts at the end... THAT is the end of the Skywalker Saga for me.

    • @galenmarek4582
      @galenmarek4582 Před 3 lety +61

      That's why in the beginning of this honest trailer they say "the conclusion to force awakens", not the star wars saga. Cuz it is Definitely not that

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy Před 3 lety +15

      Always has been!

    • @lydia2776
      @lydia2776 Před 3 lety +9

      Unless you count The Mandalorian, and hopefully any future tv shows.

    • @kentocogburn4553
      @kentocogburn4553 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lydia2776 or legends

    • @PrayerofPara
      @PrayerofPara Před 3 lety +9

      It is. This trilogy is no more connected than all the of expanded universe stories of yore. It's Star Wars but written by totally different people with totally different ideas and even less (far less) consistency with the core stories or rules of the universe.

  • @jpthemusicenjoyer
    @jpthemusicenjoyer Před 4 lety +2337

    Leia to Rey through the whole movie: “never be afraid of who you are”
    Rey: *finds out she’s a palpatine
    Also Rey: “I’m ReY sKyWaLkEr”

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 Před 4 lety +60

      Are you making fun of a woman?Reeeee

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 Před 4 lety +53

      Oh sure if I find out my grandfather is hitler I will surely choice his name over a family that loves me

    • @geekyradical4985
      @geekyradical4985 Před 4 lety +32

      Well, I'm pretty sure that the intention in the movie is that even though she's biologically related to Palpatine, she obviously doesn't respect him, while she greatly admires the Skywalker family so she names herself after them.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 Před 4 lety +56

      SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID JUST REY GODDAMMIT

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 Před 4 lety +48

      @@deadshot5007 in the context of saving the universe (and yes, some jews), I'd stick with the name, completely ruining Hitler's legacy. Being forgotten in favor of a better family member would be the worst insult to a power-mongerer trying to start a global (or galactic) state

  • @jackcavanaugh6744
    @jackcavanaugh6744 Před 4 lety +1780

    “I’m Rey”
    “Rey who?”
    “Reyd Shadow Legends!”

  • @benfed4873
    @benfed4873 Před 4 lety +301

    “To find out that Stormtroopers were kidnapped children”
    What? You didn’t know that? It was in the Before the Awakening companion! You should have been reading that in between rounds of Fortnite!

    • @dunkanbulk14
      @dunkanbulk14 Před 3 lety +23

      you call yourself a Star Wars fan! pffft

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 Před 2 lety +2

      Wasn’t that already explained in The Force Awakens?

    • @benfed4873
      @benfed4873 Před 2 lety +4

      @@DuelaDent52 I honestly can't remember, but still, that's not the point of the joke

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Před 2 lety

      @@DuelaDent52 Yes it was

  • @rossmholden
    @rossmholden Před 3 lety +141

    "A rose by any other name would get to speak" - genuis

  • @ShockwaveDawn
    @ShockwaveDawn Před 4 lety +787

    "Finn struggeling against all odds to stay in the movie".
    Sad how accurate this is.

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge Před 4 lety +31

      ShockwaveDawn Nobody got done more dirty in these movies than Finn.

    • @dun498
      @dun498 Před 4 lety +41

      Sad part is, he's the only character I actually kind of liked. And I respect John Boyega for actually knowing some of the original Star Wars canon.

    • @lal12
      @lal12 Před 4 lety +4

      @@dun498 I really disliked his character, because well he was pretty useless and his emotional reactions were at least strange. But that Boyega knows about original Star wars is actually surprising if you look at the whole rest...

    • @mastervision5902
      @mastervision5902 Před 4 lety +8

      @@dun498 Seriously, I thought I'd dislike him from the trailers of The Force Awakens, but I have come to like him more than the other new characters. I hate that he got side-lined so much in this film.

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle Před 4 lety +18

      >Put in a character to meet a racial quota
      >Do nothing with him, and prove all the people who criticized him being added to the story for that reason right.
      Thanks Disney!...

  • @teamrainbow7674
    @teamrainbow7674 Před 4 lety +848

    “Starring Rey’s dramatic reveal face”
    I think she took Joey Tribbiani’s acting class and tried to divide 232 by 13

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 Před 4 lety +12

      TeamRainbow crying= tweezers to that area

    • @D3Jouker
      @D3Jouker Před 4 lety +27

      I was looking for this comment :D Also smell the fart acting :D

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, she should have sticked to "how you doiiiing..."

    • @KarstensCreationsKC
      @KarstensCreationsKC Před 4 lety

      LOL, I guess that's better than being subjected to his smell the fart acting...

    • @epsilona7472
      @epsilona7472 Před 4 lety

      ahh thats the first thing that came to my mind too!!

  • @theunenlightenedsaint
    @theunenlightenedsaint Před 3 lety +76

    Ngl 'pickled snoke' sounds like both a fancy and exotic dish

  • @jamie.lynn004
    @jamie.lynn004 Před 4 lety +165

    "These poor schmucks, whose stories must have been cut for time."😂

    • @CrimsonCharan
      @CrimsonCharan Před 4 lety +5

      Funny thing is, I only know 2 characters: Rose and Lt. Connix (Carrie's daughter).

  • @IanG99
    @IanG99 Před 4 lety +1470

    2015
    *”The game sucks, I’ll stick with the movie”*
    2020
    *”The movie sucks, I’ll stick with the game”*

  • @richardgurney1844
    @richardgurney1844 Před 4 lety +3560

    "I'm starting to think it's a bad idea to have 1 studio make every big movie"
    Love this!

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 Před 4 lety +85

      Disney is just owning everything now

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 Před 4 lety +91

      @@sonicmania6753 You misspelled "Destroying"

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 Před 4 lety +7

      Richard M yes

    • @zorkosgaming3606
      @zorkosgaming3606 Před 4 lety

      bcuz there's only one trust worthy studio

    • @bobbo0383
      @bobbo0383 Před 4 lety +38

      Probabably because it is a bit spoilery, I'm surprised they didn't use the part where Rey battles Palpatine and she says I am all the Jedi, I was half expecting her to say I am Iron Man

  • @shivamdhoot6920
    @shivamdhoot6920 Před 3 lety +137

    Old lady: "who are you?"
    Rey: "Rey."
    Old lady: "Rey who?"
    Rey: Rey Mysterio
    619s away

  • @dunkanbulk14
    @dunkanbulk14 Před 3 lety +433

    Disney: Rey is not a Mary Sue!
    also Disney: gives Rey everything while everyone else gets table scraps

    • @davidb8656
      @davidb8656 Před 2 lety +15

      She’s a strong independent woman! It’s not her fault she gets literally everything handed to her and never has to earn any of it!

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 2 lety

      To be fair, that's not a Mary Sue.
      Mary Sue was a badly written teenage power fantasy and wish fulfillment.
      This is something worse.

  • @bigtastybread66
    @bigtastybread66 Před 4 lety +418

    "This film managed to do the impossible. Unite fans who loved The Last Jedi and fans who hated The Last Jedi, by pleasing none of them"
    Perfectly sums up this movie

    • @anthonymartensen3164
      @anthonymartensen3164 Před 4 lety +5

      It pleased me. 😊

    • @caesarandottoforever
      @caesarandottoforever Před 4 lety +8

      I didn't care for Last Jedi.. This wasn't great, but I certainly liked it. So... not at all accurate.

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 Před 4 lety +4

      At least with the prequels we were still united by our love for the franchise.
      I wonder why?

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 Před 4 lety +2

      @@anthonymartensen3164 nobody cares.

    • @caesarandottoforever
      @caesarandottoforever Před 4 lety +9

      @@medalgear654 Plenty of people took issues with the prequels, Redlettermedia became quasi famous for slamming them all.BUT, they were a singular vision at least vs... a relay race of storytelling.

  • @Noah-iv6rb
    @Noah-iv6rb Před 4 lety +1653

    You forgot, “I am inevitable.” ‘And I am Iron Man’”. And “I am all the sith” ‘And I am all the Jedi”.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix Před 4 lety +13

      Yess. Came here to say this

    • @3DHT
      @3DHT Před 4 lety +33

      The difference being that the armies following the Avengers had at least been established. Thanos....Well, time travel is inherently a Deus Ex Machina, but he did have his own armies. Palps and the Resistance? Not so much.

    • @lamakicker69
      @lamakicker69 Před 4 lety +57

      “Everyone seemed to like endgame so maybe we just copy them?” “Yup sounds good”

    • @Carpediem357
      @Carpediem357 Před 4 lety +3

      Damon Harlan Thomas no difference just a copy

    • @lowgunfire2671
      @lowgunfire2671 Před 4 lety

      "Not. Yet."

  • @KennyHavoc
    @KennyHavoc Před 4 lety +64

    What made the endgame final scene better was that we knew every character that arrived at the end and what it meant for them to show up and they had staggered entrances. In this movie they just all came at once without anyone knowing who they were.

  • @WowUsernameAvailable
    @WowUsernameAvailable Před 4 lety +59

    "Use the force, me" is something I will be saying to myself anytime I'm trying to do something and it ain't working out XD

  • @yackawaytube
    @yackawaytube Před 4 lety +2159

    The emperor should have said, "Rey, I am your grandfather"

    • @brian19991
      @brian19991 Před 3 lety +54

      I would have pissed myselflaughing if he had :)

    • @kholtonthebarbarian2590
      @kholtonthebarbarian2590 Před 3 lety +108

      Or rather: “no, I, am your grandfather.”

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda Před 3 lety +23

      No, Obiwan killed your grandfather.

    • @kikithefangirl1033
      @kikithefangirl1033 Před 3 lety +19

      No he should have said "No, I am your grandfather" after cutting off her arm.....duh!

    • @yackawaytube
      @yackawaytube Před 3 lety +10

      @@wickkidda "No, Luke killed your grandfather"

  • @GeneralChangOfDanang
    @GeneralChangOfDanang Před 4 lety +2214

    I like how Harrison Ford looks like he just rolled out of bed for this one.

    • @lolbroklol
      @lolbroklol Před 4 lety +118

      He would have done it remotely if he could have.

    • @cgphotoandfilm
      @cgphotoandfilm Před 4 lety +39

      I bet he did ngl

    • @kenknowlton3085
      @kenknowlton3085 Před 4 lety +54

      Scruffy looking nerf herder

    • @kenknowlton3085
      @kenknowlton3085 Před 4 lety +28

      When interviewed he always acts like he hates Star Wars and the fans

    • @Dr.Yakub22
      @Dr.Yakub22 Před 4 lety +42

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to do his scene on Skype.

  • @dezuhray553
    @dezuhray553 Před 4 lety +86

    You forgot the part when Rey says “and I am all the Jedi” is like when Tony says “and I am Ironman”

    • @cassia-andor6445
      @cassia-andor6445 Před 3 lety +5

      RDJ will always have the better line. It fits his character arc (yeah, he actually had one).

    • @jedibrolo3551
      @jedibrolo3551 Před 3 lety +1

      Desiree Hehe Jar Jar Abrahams stole that from Endgame! What a thief!!! 😤😒🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @wolfshankland8719
    @wolfshankland8719 Před 3 lety +40

    So is Star Wars a prequel to Dune???
    "Your friends old job was running spice"

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 Před 4 lety +2040

    Really, the thing that hurts these movies the most is that there was no plan at all. Why would you let an iconic trilogy with a massive fanbase be passed between different directors with different plans for the series like the child of a divorced couple?
    Imagine if in Empire, Darth Vader said that he was Luke's father, just for him to say "oh, I was lying" in Return of the Jedi. If the Emperor wasn't introduced in Empire and was just shoehorned into the opening text crawl in RotJ, like "oh yeah, you thought Vader was the big bad? Nope, this is his boss. Don't question it..."

    • @Sakaki98
      @Sakaki98 Před 4 lety +90

      Marcus Stevens
      Because that’s extra work for a franchise that was guaranteed to make mad money without effort due to its size and legacy.

    • @1buszybudy13
      @1buszybudy13 Před 4 lety +23

      Money

    • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
      @reelkonversationswithryank4945 Před 4 lety +72

      @@Sakaki98 - Don't you think that if they had invested a little more time into the story that 8 and 9 could have also broke 2 Billion?

    • @mwolsen96
      @mwolsen96 Před 4 lety +40

      A good reminder that it wasn't all Rian's fault. Kennedy needed to give him a plan.

    • @wallywest2360
      @wallywest2360 Před 4 lety +55

      Agreed. If JJ had made all three we would at least have a cohesive story. Maybe. Who knows, but this part 1, part whoops, part 3 thing is an abomination.

  • @jakubrejak1114
    @jakubrejak1114 Před 4 lety +797

    Knights of Ren : "We're loyal to Kylo Ren."
    The Senate : "Fight him, he's turned to the light side."
    Knights of Ren : "But..we're loyal to him."
    The Senate : DEW IT
    Knights : OK

    • @txcforever
      @txcforever Před 4 lety +6

      Also weren't they also force sensitive and basically had similar training with Kylo? And yet they face him holding actual swords and axes? I would prefer just leaving them out of the trilogy at this point and maybe make a spin off or a show about them after the events of the trilogy.

    • @enkiimuto1041
      @enkiimuto1041 Před 4 lety

      Jumba voice: he is very persuasive!

  • @DRMegaone
    @DRMegaone Před 4 lety +80

    You guys nailed soo much of this trilogy in 7 minutes. “Oh we’re using our made up names” that tone was hilarious!!

  • @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575
    @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575 Před 3 lety +27

    Rey: I’m a Skywalker
    Sandy Cheeks: No you ain’t!

  • @tristanjun8530
    @tristanjun8530 Před 4 lety +1437

    No one:
    Finn the entire movie: "REY!!!!!!"

    • @Matt-rm5ir
      @Matt-rm5ir Před 4 lety +33

      He's such an annoying character

    • @steamboathedgie
      @steamboathedgie Před 4 lety +8

      "WHAT, Finn?!"

    • @AnnaDraconida
      @AnnaDraconida Před 4 lety +50

      Running around screaming for Rey = his entire character arc over 3 films.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 Před 4 lety +4

      And that's his whole character arc throughout this movie.

    • @MewTCG1
      @MewTCG1 Před 4 lety +31

      Tristan Jun I think Finn had so much potential in TFA, then the writers just completely forgot he was force sensitive in the next two movies. I liked Finn a lot in TFA though.

  • @likethemovies8991
    @likethemovies8991 Před 4 lety +1357

    ???: I'm Rey.
    Old Lady: Rey who?
    Rey: Rey-d Shadow Legends.

  • @lincolnpalmer9309
    @lincolnpalmer9309 Před 3 lety +165

    When it compared the scene with Rise of skywalker and phantom menace I realized that phantom menace has way more of a Star Wars feel than IX

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 3 lety +19

      Lincoln Palmer Lucas’s work?
      They are like platinum compared to this scrap metal.

    • @geetadhumane5793
      @geetadhumane5793 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Tigerman1138 very well agreed

    • @TerdSmasher303
      @TerdSmasher303 Před 3 lety +15

      The original trilogy made Imperial March, The Prequals made Duel of the Fates
      , did the Disney trilogy even try to made a kickass event/battle theme?

    • @geekyradical4985
      @geekyradical4985 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TerdSmasher303 What about Kylo Ren's theme, Rey's theme and the Resistance theme?

    • @dorkknight7225
      @dorkknight7225 Před 3 lety +14

      Avengers Endgame has more star wars feel than IX itself.

  • @Alec11_43
    @Alec11_43 Před 3 lety +104

    It’s incredible how unlike the last two, honest trailer isn’t even attempting to defend or “from a certain point of view” this movie. Just goes to show how so many have run out of reasons and/or excuses to like this trilogy at this point(and how bad things have gotten).

  • @elmoglue
    @elmoglue Před 4 lety +854

    “I’m starting to think it’s a bad idea for one studio to make every big movie.”
    Olaf in Frozen 2: Anna, I don’t feel so good....

    • @fortisprocer966
      @fortisprocer966 Před 4 lety +14

      Oof. I haven't seen F2 but that hurts. And is really funny for some reason!

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 4 lety +25

      And then he disintegrates into a bunch of snowflakes?

    • @jimd603
      @jimd603 Před 4 lety +3

      @@fortisprocer966 don't worry, he's okay😂

    • @beefymuscle9530
      @beefymuscle9530 Před 4 lety +3

      Warnerbros, cartoon network, dc comics, also do the same thing. Steven universe future the story arc is same story to dc comics story. Peoples love it.Disney want to do like that too.

    • @conyo985
      @conyo985 Před 4 lety +4

      It really is. It's almost a monopoly at this point.

  • @JackFroid1
    @JackFroid1 Před 4 lety +636

    This honest trailer was better than the movie, but you still missed the most obvious parallel between mcu and star wars 9: "and I am Iron man/all the jedi"

    • @balarezographics
      @balarezographics Před 4 lety +11

      there is just too many crap in tha movie, you cant fit all in one video

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 Před 4 lety +7

      So much to make fun,of so little time

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman Před 4 lety +3

      This and GOT season 8 have the botched ending in common.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 Před 4 lety

      It was a cliche before marvel did it

    • @rw835
      @rw835 Před 4 lety

      Came down here to say exactly this!

  • @aid-kit11
    @aid-kit11 Před 4 lety +138

    EP 7: A New Hope V2
    EP 8: The Last “Jedi”
    EP 9: The Rise of Palpatine

    • @macewindu4165
      @macewindu4165 Před 3 lety +10

      Every sequel sucked
      Except the force awakens that was decent tbh

    • @johnrichardson5599
      @johnrichardson5599 Před 3 lety +11

      I'd say episode 7 was more a New Hope 1.1 than A New hope 2.0

    • @macewindu4165
      @macewindu4165 Před 3 lety +2

      Karen Kalantari the Jedi hate the sequels I can say that

    • @aid-kit11
      @aid-kit11 Před 3 lety +3

      Mace Windu lol the Jedi do hate the sequels

    • @macewindu4165
      @macewindu4165 Před 3 lety +3

      karen kalantari hey at least we have the OT, prequels, and a lot of shows and games
      The sequels are not necessary

  • @brandonallenczy772
    @brandonallenczy772 Před 3 lety +109

    "....and the new force powers, that really would've come in handy for Qui Gon Jinn". Literally died laughing

    • @petersheffer3482
      @petersheffer3482 Před 2 lety +1

      Which is better than dying from a lightsaber

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Před rokem +1

      @@petersheffer3482 or losing the will to live ;)

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 Před rokem +1

      I wish i'd see someone on the internet who knows what the word "literally" means.

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion Před 4 lety +348

    *"Ow."* - literally Ben's only line between his redemption and death

    • @sunnysied713
      @sunnysied713 Před 4 lety +63

      The writing was so bad, Ben was speechless.

    • @397llederson6
      @397llederson6 Před 4 lety +20

      OMG true Ben's silencene made Vader look like he was making a speech

    • @jasongeorgis3483
      @jasongeorgis3483 Před 4 lety +33

      In the original script he never crawled out of that bottomless pit making his last line the Willhelm scream so baby steps I suppose

  • @og87
    @og87 Před 4 lety +859

    Why didn’t they make Qui gon Reys father? Because fans would be ReyJin.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps Před 4 lety +47

    No one:
    Rey’s dramatic reveal face: 😦

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 Před 3 lety +16

    "I'm Rey"
    "Rey who?"
    "Rey Star Wars"

  • @duckhundred
    @duckhundred Před 4 lety +2043

    Honest Trailers: The only consistent character throughout all nine films
    R2-D2: *Angry beeps*

    • @Barcrest
      @Barcrest Před 4 lety +75

      To be fair he doesn't have much screen time

    • @pigmiwarriorentertainment274
      @pigmiwarriorentertainment274 Před 4 lety +190

      I think because he suddenly had a jetpack & combat abilities in the prequels that he seemingly forgot about from EpIV onward & because he was in a coma for years for no reason, whereas 3PO consistently shuffled around being camp & socially awkward for all 9.

    • @Ellis_Hugh
      @Ellis_Hugh Před 4 lety +54

      @@pigmiwarriorentertainment274 This. Flying R2-D2 disqualifies him for certs.

    • @annam.826
      @annam.826 Před 4 lety +8

      In the 7th movie he only had screentime at the end and also there were a few weird inconsistent changes to him... So I think thats what he means

    • @duckhundred
      @duckhundred Před 4 lety +1

      In that case C-3PO doesn’t count cause he literally had like 10 seconds on screen in Rogue One

  • @devanhinskey9001
    @devanhinskey9001 Před 4 lety +561

    “I... am... inevitable- er, I mean, all the Sith.”
    “And I... am... Iron Ma- er, I mean, all the Jedi.”

    • @ADAMan123
      @ADAMan123 Před 4 lety +4

      Chill dude, TROS was written before that movie so technically it copied Star Wars.

    • @TheSkywriter3
      @TheSkywriter3 Před 4 lety +5

      I see you too watch Pitch Meetings.

    • @whatsthechord2783
      @whatsthechord2783 Před 4 lety +1

      Haha I wish they had included this in the video

    • @macknight2352
      @macknight2352 Před 4 lety +1

      Adam Ferry how did it copy TROS, that interaction in Endgame made much more sense within the writing?

    • @pitui1987
      @pitui1987 Před 4 lety +3

      And TROS was still doing reshoots into last November, so it’s not like the script was unchanged the entire time.

  • @robinr4697
    @robinr4697 Před 3 lety +12

    3:05 I believe Screen Junkies perfectly understood John Boyega's ordeal with Disney and Star Wars

  • @kenobean
    @kenobean Před 3 lety +9

    From just the movie, it feels like they just took some regular stormtroopers, slapped some cool armor and weapons on them, and called them the knights of ren.

  • @zotharr
    @zotharr Před 4 lety +758

    "Finn, who's still fighting against all odds to keep himself in this movie"
    Lol, best line in this vid xD

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge Před 4 lety +44

      zotharr They did this character so dirty when he had so much potential to begin with.

    • @pu7pl3z33
      @pu7pl3z33 Před 4 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lorealiiiii
      @lorealiiiii Před 4 lety +2

      Geostomp fr

    • @ericwingate124
      @ericwingate124 Před 4 lety +3

      REEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    • @jeffreyquinde6707
      @jeffreyquinde6707 Před 4 lety +4

      Geostomp Finn learned to care about other stuff than just Rey in Last Jedi, but here, he’s back to only caring about Rey smh

  • @Jimjam96
    @Jimjam96 Před 4 lety +1946

    Finn throughout the Trilogy: RRRRREEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @doncorleole2356
      @doncorleole2356 Před 4 lety +5

      Nidhin James except when he runs away with Rose

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 Před 4 lety +36

      Finn was consistently annoying & uselessly underwhelming across the new trilogy

    • @doncorleole2356
      @doncorleole2356 Před 4 lety +63

      @@aztn19 He was like the only new good idea they had in the whole trilogy and they already wasted it half way through TFA

    • @SamTheMarioMan
      @SamTheMarioMan Před 4 lety +32

      @@aztn19 Finn was at least somewhat important in Force Awakens, but you could take Finn out of Episodes 8 and 9 and the story wouldn't be changed at all.

    • @LogicAndCompassion
      @LogicAndCompassion Před 4 lety +2

      And then he settles for the fugly gal. Lol

  • @ihateyou1538
    @ihateyou1538 Před 3 lety +48

    The talented mrs. Ridley line is way too underappreciated. It's literal comedic genius.

    • @littlegoblinjunior5156
      @littlegoblinjunior5156 Před 3 lety +2

      I’ve never seen The talented Mr Ripley so It went over my head. What does this reference mean?

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před 2 lety +2

      @@littlegoblinjunior5156 he kills someone and takes their place

  • @ex.tremist
    @ex.tremist Před 3 lety +21

    "I'm starting to think it's a bad idea to have 1 studio make every big movie"
    Disney is going to be The Real Final Order...

  • @seventhplace1990
    @seventhplace1990 Před 4 lety +270

    "TONY SITH CLONED THIS IN A CAVE!"
    That was incredible.

  • @potatomari9644
    @potatomari9644 Před 4 lety +351

    "Rey who?"
    "Rey-"
    REYD SHADOW LEGENDS! THE MOST AMBITIOUS MOBILE RPG GAME OF THE YEAR!!!

  • @eklypzn
    @eklypzn Před 4 lety +153

    They didn't even address the Fin/Rey relationship that they alluded to for 3 movies.

    • @cosmic3829
      @cosmic3829 Před 3 lety +29

      That apparently was also addrssed outside the movie. Supposedly, Finn was trying to tell Rey that he's strong in the force, which I honestly think makes it even stupider that he did nothing in the movie.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 3 lety +15

      China doesn’t like interracial couples. China is the reason it was cut out.

    • @owo4288
      @owo4288 Před 3 lety +27

      @@cosmic3829 Remember when TFA trailer has him fight Kylo Ren and make everyone hype for a stormtrooper turn Jedi plotline? Good time.

    • @cosmic3829
      @cosmic3829 Před 3 lety +2

      @@owo4288 Those were the days. Sometimes I wish I could go back to that time...

    • @owo4288
      @owo4288 Před 3 lety +9

      @@cosmic3829 Not sure about you but I started to lose interest in the sequel right after all of us got baited by that trailer and it turned out to be the same Star Wars plotline.

  • @stephr5914
    @stephr5914 Před 3 lety +8

    "like the first order keeps sending them running whenever some character growth is about to happen" 🤣

  • @NYWallCrawler
    @NYWallCrawler Před 4 lety +3202

    When you realize every trilogy end with the senate electrocuted himself.

  • @tomasnoi108
    @tomasnoi108 Před 4 lety +595

    Old women: Who are u?
    Ray: Ray
    Old women: Ray who?
    Me in the theatre: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

  • @pixxelwizzard
    @pixxelwizzard Před 3 lety +10

    "Finn, who's fighting against all odds to keep himself in the movie." Haven't LOL'd that hard at an honest trailer in a loooong time. XD

  • @Theanonymousbystander
    @Theanonymousbystander Před 2 lety +2

    When you realize the ending of the movie to the last detail (bunch of litteral death stars, playing the main theme, all ships and main characters teaming up at the end) was already done in Futurama Benders Big score...

  • @PyroPuffs777
    @PyroPuffs777 Před 4 lety +821

    So in the end, Palpatine couldn’t have his thousand year Empire so he ended the Skywalker lineage and had his granddaughter steal their name.

    • @eggsnspam
      @eggsnspam Před 4 lety +122

      So Palpatine won. Great.

    • @mitchjust6688
      @mitchjust6688 Před 4 lety +24

      Pretty much! Hahaha! Palpatine FTW!

    • @AzizUchikiraChan
      @AzizUchikiraChan Před 4 lety +21

      It would be more quick if palpatine just say to anakin that he want to have his kid

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon Před 4 lety +67

      Yeah, it's pretty horrifying if you think about. The Skywalker line is ended. Everything Luke and Anakin did was for nothing and the Palpatines have won. Rey has taken Luke's X-Wing, his lightsaber, his home and even his freaking NAME. JJ Abrams is a nihilist who just wants to "leave his mark" on a franchise, like a dog pissing on a tree.

    • @Rookiebatman
      @Rookiebatman Před 4 lety +33

      @@KneelB4Bacon "JJ Abrams is a nihilist who just wants to 'leave his mark' on a franchise, like a dog pissing on a tree." I've been saying that since 2009.

  • @galaxia3175
    @galaxia3175 Před 3 lety +7

    "Don't force so hard, you'll end up just like your brother", gets me everytime! XD

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix Před 2 lety +3

    The thing about always running from the First Order....
    Go back to Star Trek: Into Darkness and notice how any time two characters start to have what might be a meaningful discussion something hits the ship and everyone has to run to the bridge.

  • @Polo-rp9hk
    @Polo-rp9hk Před 4 lety +875

    Why did “How can I be a mechanic? I have no arms” kills me

    • @dightonazpeitia4350
      @dightonazpeitia4350 Před 4 lety +1

      Because you are easily amused?

    • @reincarnatednewgen193
      @reincarnatednewgen193 Před 4 lety

      When he said " starwars " I felt dat

    • @gabrielle9702
      @gabrielle9702 Před 4 lety

      Because this alien replaced Rose, who was actually a competent mechanic, to please fanboys?
      This makes me laugh and sad

    • @caseygoddard
      @caseygoddard Před 4 lety

      What can I say...that slug is destined for a managerial position.

  • @camwood5460
    @camwood5460 Před 4 lety +223

    I was about to be very upset that the honest trailer ignored R2D2, but then I remembered that the movie also did

    • @iryaniedit2317
      @iryaniedit2317 Před 4 lety +1

      Nice

    • @eiselda
      @eiselda Před 4 lety +4

      Actually, R2 played the biggest role in the movie: he destroyed the last little bit of there seeming like consequences are a thing (for all the dummies out there, I’m talking ‘bout C3P0)

  • @strangemarkings
    @strangemarkings Před 3 lety +6

    "These aren't the films you're looking for."
    "These aren't the films we're looking for. Move along."

  • @Babybalugaspirit
    @Babybalugaspirit Před 3 lety +5

    "You took everything from me!"
    "I don't even know who you are."

  • @TheBrickGuy7939
    @TheBrickGuy7939 Před 4 lety +503

    *C-3PO actually is the only character who has remained consistent, Jeez, that is sad.*

    • @solvemproblerstudios5889
      @solvemproblerstudios5889 Před 4 lety +8

      Obi Wan Kenobi- but not all 9 films. Up until TLJ though, he had technically appeared in every saga film.

    • @Forriedude
      @Forriedude Před 4 lety +14

      Umm... where's the love for Artoo?

    • @jasonporter5912
      @jasonporter5912 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Forriedude I'm guessing he's getting counted out because he didn't do anything in The Force Awakens

    • @Forriedude
      @Forriedude Před 4 lety +1

      @@jasonporter5912 well beeeeeep that.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Před 4 lety +6

      Brian Forrest there is no love for R2, anymore, because he’s being fazed out by a cute orange ripoff...

  • @dauren7328
    @dauren7328 Před 4 lety +313

    This film trilogy is like copying the smart kids work and still failing the assignment.

  • @grahfmetal2558
    @grahfmetal2558 Před 4 lety +29

    My favorite part of the movie was when Rey and Kylo instantaneously teleported objects to one another using magic because the plot said so

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 Před 4 lety +93

    I forget the sequel trilogy even happened at this point, I've deemed them non-canon in my head. You should try it some time!

    • @michelle-nh4hz
      @michelle-nh4hz Před 4 lety

      The Flying Dutchman sw: force awakens, last jedi and rise of skywalker=sequel trilogy

    • @theenigma2861
      @theenigma2861 Před 4 lety +14

      @@michelle-nh4hz r/woooosh

    • @ramenchoudhury8414
      @ramenchoudhury8414 Před 3 lety +1

      Well said

    • @strangemarkings
      @strangemarkings Před 3 lety +7

      "These aren't the films you're looking for..."

    • @The_October_Man
      @The_October_Man Před 3 lety +3

      Or you could just admit these movies actually happened and just move on with your life. I don’t like lying to myself.

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 Před 4 lety +2532

    I tried really hard to like this movie, but everything in this trailer is true.

    • @anthonymartensen3164
      @anthonymartensen3164 Před 4 lety +45

      You can still like it.

    • @budakhan79
      @budakhan79 Před 4 lety +133

      Anthony Martensen No. this movie cannot be liked.

    • @natedcarr6148
      @natedcarr6148 Před 4 lety +19

      That's why it's Honest Trailers.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 4 lety +13

      @@budakhan79 Rise of Skywalker is my favorite Star Wars movie. It was awesome

    • @StevenZephyc
      @StevenZephyc Před 4 lety +22

      Yeah, it was not a terrible movie, mediocre at best. Kinda like resident evil 5 and 6.

  • @BBradshawProductions
    @BBradshawProductions Před 4 lety +370

    Rey is the ultimate villain; she took Luke's ship, droids, sidekick Chewbacca, saber, home, name, and outfit appearance from 1st movie.

    • @JanetDax
      @JanetDax Před 4 lety +12

      Definitely guilty of Family Appropiation

    • @itsflowerside
      @itsflowerside Před 4 lety

      that’s not even funny

    • @horarox
      @horarox Před 4 lety +5

      You mean Anakin's saber?

    • @penny1545
      @penny1545 Před 4 lety +2

      Me gasping: It all makes sense now!

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 Před 4 lety +14

      Plus his nephew for like 5 seconds.
      I like to think this was Palpatine's plan all along.
      "You took everything from me. Now my granddaughter has taken everything from you. 🖐👅🖑"

  • @v-fire1463
    @v-fire1463 Před 4 lety +147

    Original trilogy and prequels: movies made by filmmakers.
    Sequel trilogy: movies made by a greedy corporation.

    • @caliente2512
      @caliente2512 Před 4 lety +40

      Now you fans all of a sudden show love to George and the prequels? Too bad you never did a decade ago or otherwise he would haver never sold his company to the mouse and now we have to deal with this crap trilogy.

    • @alexanderliu9376
      @alexanderliu9376 Před 4 lety +12

      @@caliente2512 **THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE**

    • @caliente2512
      @caliente2512 Před 4 lety +2

      @@alexanderliu9376 I hate the sequels but at least I can admit The Last Jedi was a beautifully shot film and if Rey wasn't such a Mary Sue and they got Luke's character right it would've been better than the prequels. Ep. 9 tried to fix the mess 8 was but it was too late and now they hired George to make retcons so let's see how that turns out.

    • @nairb2173
      @nairb2173 Před 3 lety +1

      There wasn’t much Disney influence on TFA or TLJ, I think TRoS and Rogue One are the only ones that seemingly had Disney’s hands all over them

    • @OscarMPG1
      @OscarMPG1 Před 3 lety +6

      The prequels were hot garbage too.

  • @shawerful5209
    @shawerful5209 Před 3 lety +3

    Prequel after whatching the Sequels
    TPM: We are the Good guys now?
    AotC: We are the Good guys now!!!???
    RotS: We are the Good guys now.

  • @kageshira
    @kageshira Před 4 lety +397

    "I'm all the SITH!"
    "And I'm Ironma...I mean all the Jedi"

    • @LostJasmine26
      @LostJasmine26 Před 4 lety +30

      That was such a bad copy & paste move/line; it is embarassing.

    • @sddlol19
      @sddlol19 Před 4 lety +16

      @@LostJasmine26 The ending is literally a copy and paste

    • @dun498
      @dun498 Před 4 lety +6

      "So stuff's just happening right now"
      "Stuff's just happening right now!"

    • @dun498
      @dun498 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sddlol19 That was an ending? Sitting through the last half hour, all I could think was "Okay... I guess I can just pretend that makes sense..." and just repeated that over and over again.

  • @ThanksHermione
    @ThanksHermione Před 4 lety +320

    This entire trilogy could be renamed, "Star Wars: The Search of More Money." Face it, that was the point of it, not developing the characters and universe.

    • @jordandenny6875
      @jordandenny6875 Před 4 lety +27

      We need the Spaceballs sequel to combat this bs

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jordandenny6875 don't joke: we'd get a prequel and a sequel if they do that!

    • @ryancols
      @ryancols Před 4 lety +2

      Face it, ditto Prequels

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 Před 4 lety +4

      Star Wars had always been about money even when Lucas was at the helm. From the Ewok spin offs, the prequels, and the attempt to convert the movies into 3D at one point including the originals.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 Před 4 lety +4

      That's unfair.
      The studios clearly felt that way, but not the writers or directors

  • @thebrickbountyhunter9046
    @thebrickbountyhunter9046 Před 3 lety +8

    Do you know what’s cooler than one captain Phasma? Six captain Phasmas. That part had me dying for some odd reason. If they look cool, they’re completely useless.

  • @IZZTZRN
    @IZZTZRN Před 3 lety +6

    LOL the ending.
    don't forget the: "And I....... am -Ironman- all the Jedi."

  • @TheWolfDogMoon
    @TheWolfDogMoon Před 4 lety +465

    She also took the millennium falcon, and han’s best friend, Chewbacca.

    • @colemacgrath2005
      @colemacgrath2005 Před 4 lety +14

      The ultimate Mary Sue

    • @jrickducking6685
      @jrickducking6685 Před 4 lety +17

      *Luke Skywalker*
      A Hero Robbed From His Legacy
      *Chewbacca*
      A Wookie Deprive From His Ship
      *Fin (FN-2187)*
      A Extra Who's Fate Been Cursed
      *Darth Snoke*
      A Ghost Literally Without A Past
      *Kylo Ren (Ben Solo)*
      A Emo Who Doesn't Stand Out Anymore
      *Rey **-Palpatine-** Skywalker*
      A Thief Living A Lie
      *Darth Sidous*
      A Man Denied From His Explanation Ex Machina
      *Star War Legend*
      Those Who Doesn't Exist
      *George Lucas*
      -A Fallen Movie Director-
      The Man Who Sold The Galaxy

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 Před 4 lety

      Now that’s one messy divorce.

    • @paponmeowmeow4745
      @paponmeowmeow4745 Před 4 lety +1

      @Toyin Ogunsuyi Well no. There are multiple chosen ones depending on when they are needed apparently

    • @joemama0619
      @joemama0619 Před 4 lety

      @@paponmeowmeow4745 no

  • @shawn70715
    @shawn70715 Před 4 lety +1297

    Everyone: new trilogy sucks
    Disney: i dont get it we had so many executives working on it!!!

    • @AleisterMeowley
      @AleisterMeowley Před 4 lety +41

      Shawn Crosby this is 100% accurate

    • @janesgems7
      @janesgems7 Před 4 lety +8

      TFA and TLJ didn't suck, TROS was Abrams and Terrio's fan****

    • @JKujin
      @JKujin Před 4 lety +59

      @@janesgems7 TLJ killed Star Wars

    • @a.f9234
      @a.f9234 Před 4 lety +4

      @@JKujin you know Star wars ended for now but Fan wars still continues XD

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang Před 4 lety +5

      Executives should have been executed.

  • @jamoflys
    @jamoflys Před 3 lety +6

    Gotta do SPACEBALLS!!!!

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Před 3 lety +14

    There are rumors that this “movie” had up to ten different endings focus-group tested and some of them ended up with people leaving before the end.
    I believe it!

  • @williammcnirlan4820
    @williammcnirlan4820 Před 4 lety +402

    She's Lando's daughter. Seriously. And I find that out in the Honest Trailer. Tells you everything about this movie.

    • @kelseywaterman9779
      @kelseywaterman9779 Před 4 lety +24

      Maybe I just watch too many movies/tv but I knew before the move even came out she was gonna be Landon's secret daughter. It was a fairly easy to spot trope for me.

    • @MrBeaux
      @MrBeaux Před 4 lety +11

      I read this comment before I watched the video, and thought by "she" you meant Rey lol (I didn't see Episode 9, and probably never will).

    • @QNPMEDIA
      @QNPMEDIA Před 4 lety +8

      It's JJ. He's going for the literally most obvious thing. Anything to please loser fanbois

    • @28joshg
      @28joshg Před 4 lety +50

      Because the two black characters obviously have to be related.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye Před 4 lety +21

      @@28joshg - She's probably Fin's sister. Lucky she wasn't among all the other stormtroopers he gleefully killed.