[1305] This Gun Safe Is Hard NOT to Open! (Onnais)

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  • @Echoj2
    @Echoj2 Před 3 lety +3765

    "Quick access gun safe"
    Can't get them for false advertising I guess.

    • @DeeSnow97
      @DeeSnow97 Před 3 lety +112

      yes you can, they included the word "safe", which has many definitions but none of which apply to this product

    • @nathanielthompson3339
      @nathanielthompson3339 Před 3 lety +6

      True😄

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 Před 3 lety +78

      @@DeeSnow97 No, it's called a safe because it's _safe_ to assume anyone could get this open.

    • @RyanGr33n
      @RyanGr33n Před 3 lety +20

      @@DeeSnow97 It’s perfectly safe as long as the code key works. Gun safes like this are intended to keep small children from get hold of a firearm, not to secure valuables from thieves. Anyone in the house old enough to jimmy a lock are old enough to understand proper gun safety and have access. In our house, they wouldn’t need to break into the safe because they know the combination and have their own firearm inside. In our house, firearms are safe in themselves because everyone understands them. You wouldn’t call a hammer unsafe because someone might smack themselves in the face with it, I wouldn’t call a firearm unsafe for the same reason. Ignorant people are unsafe, tools are not.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus Před 3 lety +8

      @@jonasgrill1155 Quick access gun! Safe?

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel Před 3 lety +31496

    That is certainly a "quick access" safe. They ain't lying!

    • @andyvanweelden
      @andyvanweelden Před 3 lety +91

      Lmao

    • @brandongilbert6488
      @brandongilbert6488 Před 3 lety +66

      Yea for the thefts

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 Před 3 lety +100

      Those two words shouldn’t be in the same sentence un-ironically XD

    • @zaferoph
      @zaferoph Před 3 lety +103

      They aren't lying about the quick access but I would argue about the usage of the word "safe"

    • @patprop74
      @patprop74 Před 3 lety +16

      The thing would be safer if it was buried in the ground, just below coil depth lol

  • @joes.6104
    @joes.6104 Před 2 lety +8567

    It's a good safe to put in the starting area to introduce new players to the lockpicking mechanic and reward them with a moderately powerful handgun about an hour before it starts appearing in normal gameplay

    • @camillecirrus3977
      @camillecirrus3977 Před 2 lety +530

      Now that i read this comment i can totally see this exact safe being a thing in a game with realistic lockpicking.

    • @jarryljovenir3488
      @jarryljovenir3488 Před 2 lety +93

      Pretty good loot if you ask me

    • @jarryljovenir3488
      @jarryljovenir3488 Před 2 lety +140

      Wait no I'm meant to say the loot is good from farming at schools

    • @mr.k4918
      @mr.k4918 Před 2 lety +48

      @@jarryljovenir3488 bad no likes for you for this joke

    • @jarryljovenir3488
      @jarryljovenir3488 Před 2 lety +25

      Aww man

  • @Nickwilde7755
    @Nickwilde7755 Před 2 lety +3587

    LPL: Breaks into the CIA
    LPL: I’ll do that one more time so you can see that it was not a fluke

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Před 2 lety +55

      The new Mission: Impossible film sounds great.

    • @ShaimingLong
      @ShaimingLong Před 2 lety +49

      To be fair, that's what a lot of vigilante hackers tend to do. Break in somewhere, exit out and break in again with the same exploit, then inform the place they broke into hoping they'll offer a reward over legal action!
      I think that's why your typical vigilante heroes like Batman or Green Arrow have to start out rich, because usually the rewards are small and the legal action is harsh!

    • @SeanLain
      @SeanLain Před 2 lety +5

      All he needed was a Bobby pin.

    • @ThefamousMrcroissant
      @ThefamousMrcroissant Před 2 lety +3

      "Not something I would trust to keep a curious adolescent out"

    • @illogicalbear6200
      @illogicalbear6200 Před 2 lety +8

      "ya know, for the Department of Homeland Security, they don't really have that good security"

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 Před 3 lety +6400

    LPL's reputation proceeds him, the locks don't even try to resist anymore.

    • @themessenger8656
      @themessenger8656 Před 3 lety +8

      Mood

    • @POTATOEMPN
      @POTATOEMPN Před 3 lety +106

      Open me LPL SENPAI. Oh, pick my binds!

    • @timothyquinn4919
      @timothyquinn4919 Před 3 lety +32

      lock: ah Im feling mighty secure today... LPL Hello this is the lock picking lawyer... Lock My time has come.

    • @kelyncrandall7452
      @kelyncrandall7452 Před 3 lety +114

      *precedes

    • @heroclix0rz
      @heroclix0rz Před 3 lety +40

      Next April fools he should open a lock using intimidation tactics.

  • @Leaftcow
    @Leaftcow Před 3 lety +430

    This is no longer classified as a safe it's now a dangerous

    • @OverseerMoti
      @OverseerMoti Před 3 lety +13

      Whatever is stored in this safe will be classified as Keter instead. (SCP Foundation)

    • @Leaftcow
      @Leaftcow Před 3 lety +11

      @@OverseerMoti this safe in it of itself is an anomaly with how unprotective it is lmao

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Leaftcow anomalous properties: whatever is placed in the un-safe is teleported to the worst possible place it could be, within 2 minutes.
      Examples: A firearm teleports into a childrens play area, classified military documents teleport unto the desk of a foreign powers head of intelligence services and an heirloom teapot teleported 50 meters into the air

    • @Leaftcow
      @Leaftcow Před 3 lety +6

      @@freakymoejoe2 beautiful

    • @kevinkor2009
      @kevinkor2009 Před 3 lety +6

      It's an unsafe!

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Před 2 lety +531

    Salesman: “This baby will keep your guns secure no matter what“
    *Gently slaps top of safe*
    Safe: Falls open

  • @bluezircon1432
    @bluezircon1432 Před 2 lety +291

    Everyone: How bad is it?
    LPL: I’m going to be using a wave rake-
    Everyone: Oh, it’s *really* bad.

    • @canadademon
      @canadademon Před 2 lety +10

      Just stick it in and wiggle.

    • @tcpratt1660
      @tcpratt1660 Před 2 lety +4

      "Why didn't you use a spoon, cousin?"
      "LPL already killed one gun safe with a spoon, so I didn't need to do another!"

    • @homuraakemi103
      @homuraakemi103 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Company: “NOT THE WAVE RAKE!”

    • @raharmakis
      @raharmakis Před 5 měsíci +1

      Company: Phew..at least LPL didn't go to his recycling bin...

  • @jlwilliams
    @jlwilliams Před 3 lety +5382

    “The monster is loose! Get the tranquilizer gun!”
    “Right, let me key in the code…”
    “There's no time for that! Use the wave rake!”

  • @ctnc6059
    @ctnc6059 Před 3 lety +2976

    "It would be difficult not to get this open."
    That's the most brutal thing I've ever heard.

    • @andrehashimoto8056
      @andrehashimoto8056 Před 3 lety +16

      When a cheap waving pick and a turning tool (pretty much the only dedicated shit here is the waving pick, you can improvice a turning tool with basically anything solid enough and that fits the keyway)

    • @cleverm5516
      @cleverm5516 Před 3 lety +4

      @Savage ?

    • @Watchyn_Yarwood
      @Watchyn_Yarwood Před 3 lety +8

      @@cleverm5516 Sir Spamalot

    • @KenHum
      @KenHum Před 3 lety +11

      I thought he was going to rake it open with his feet.

    • @d33p345
      @d33p345 Před 3 lety +23

      even more brutal was "if you know how to insert lock picking tools into the keyway, it would be difficult not to get it open"

  • @cavedweller2000
    @cavedweller2000 Před 2 lety +785

    To be honest with you, if I needed a gun in a hurry I'd use the wafer lock technique over the number pad

    • @SlayerofFiction
      @SlayerofFiction Před 2 lety +105

      lmfao!
      With the added bonus of already shaking from nerves as you inserted it would pop right open!

    • @davidvallllovera
      @davidvallllovera Před 2 lety +1

      And the finger print?

    • @Burger19985
      @Burger19985 Před 2 lety +62

      @@davidvallllovera we all know looking at the quality of this safe that piece of shit will take 5 tries

    • @krying2971
      @krying2971 Před 2 lety +17

      @@davidvallllovera $1000 iphones cant even make it work consistently

    • @TheJCHarkins2
      @TheJCHarkins2 Před 2 lety +13

      @@krying2971 Speaking of Iphones: My wife had a friend who unfortunately is no longer with us (for reasons unrelated to guns or phones). My then 2 year old youngest daughter got a hold of his 'NSA level encryption phone', broke into the fingerprint scanner, and REPROGRAMMED IT without even knowing what she was doing all within 5 minutes.
      Yeah, I've not trusted finger print scanners since he had to get the whole phone unlocked via Apple's higher level tech support working with the software maker to bypass the lockout. What's worse than easy access? Being locked out indefinitely by accident. Or better depending on whats inside the locked object

  • @Nerdnumberone
    @Nerdnumberone Před 2 lety +220

    I want to see LPL get his child/nephew/some other "curious adolescent" to see how long they need to get these sorts of locks open using household items, toys, and maybe a screwdriver.

    • @ruhgamed2216
      @ruhgamed2216 Před 2 lety

      yes

    • @DavidKrycho
      @DavidKrycho Před 2 lety +6

      Thought pretty much the same thing. Hmmm… where does a mildly curious adolescent get hold of a lock picking set?
      I don’t keep any lock picking sets laying around in my house.

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone Před 2 lety +16

      @@DavidKrycho
      1) A number of LPL fans will have some lockpicking tools lying around.
      2) If a jiggler can open a lock, there's a good chance that some determind wiggling stuff in the keyhole will open it after a while.

    • @goldietheswagbear8288
      @goldietheswagbear8288 Před 2 lety +2

      As a toddler i could open lock doors, i don't remember how but i somehow could

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird Před 2 lety +4

      Goldie, they were probably bedroom doors that can be opened with a coin or your fingernails.

  • @peytonmac1131
    @peytonmac1131 Před 2 lety +9771

    Really getting close to that, "I sneezed and it opened" lock, aren't we?

    • @RoseGuyCrazy
      @RoseGuyCrazy Před 2 lety +477

      I'm just waiting for the day where he just gives a lock a menacing stare and it opens

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S Před 2 lety +160

      @@RoseGuyCrazy I present to you Retina scan locks
      Which I dont think exist but it will

    • @RoseGuyCrazy
      @RoseGuyCrazy Před 2 lety +27

      @@Star_II3S Fair

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 Před 2 lety +78

      @@Star_II3S They aren't available to the public, but I know that the government definitely does have retina scanners for logging terrorists. They REALLY sucked and were hard to use in my experience though. What we do have publicly available though is "face lock" like a lot of newer smart phones have. About the least secure way you can secure your phone in my experience though. You can literally just hold a picture of the authorized user up to the camera, or just look kinda sorta like them. They really aren't that picky at all.

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Star_II3S Well, the closest thing the public has to retina scanners are iris scanners. Fundementally the same thing.

  • @ChevyZ28K10
    @ChevyZ28K10 Před 3 lety +4357

    When LPL says “absolutely atrocious” you know its going to be a speedrun.

    • @AmbrotosArkhon
      @AmbrotosArkhon Před 3 lety +78

      This was so fast it was barely even a speedrun. This was just a quick "buyer beware" PSA.

    • @novaknight402
      @novaknight402 Před 3 lety +25

      the reveiws were from theives

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 Před 3 lety +20

      He could've made the video 1 second long just to really make the point xD.

    • @irresponse
      @irresponse Před 3 lety +11

      It was so easy that I believe LPL can rake this with grandma's hairpin

    • @LuminalSpoon
      @LuminalSpoon Před 3 lety +1

      Less than 2 minute video

  • @dnsbrules_01
    @dnsbrules_01 Před 2 lety +44

    LPL would be the person who breaks into your house then goes “let’s do it again to prove it’s not a fluke” take some things then tell you how to improve your security. All without destroying anything.

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Před 2 lety +4

      funnily enough thats literally a job. it's called penetration testing, employed by large companies working with sensitive data/sensitive products. it's definition has been bent by the vernacular to be a synonym for white-hat hacking, but penetration testing is so much more than simply using a laptop and kali linux.

  • @euansmith3699
    @euansmith3699 Před 2 lety +9

    I really like how focused these videos are. They get straight to the point without feeling rushed, and clearly explain what is going on.

  • @FoxtrotSierra951
    @FoxtrotSierra951 Před 3 lety +742

    “Worst ever.” Strong words from a dude who opened a gun lock with a Lego astronaut

    • @zachlewis9751
      @zachlewis9751 Před 3 lety +51

      I think pulling out the LEGO was LPLs funniest opening move on a bad lock. Nearly beats his joke locks videos.

    • @cae2212
      @cae2212 Před 3 lety +8

      I must have missed this video, mind sharing the title? I really want to see this

    • @AnarethsEnde
      @AnarethsEnde Před 3 lety +16

      @@cae2212 If you mean the astronaut one, it's *[1024] AR-15 Lock Defeated With LEGO Astronaut!*

    • @lllIIIlIllIIll
      @lllIIIlIllIIll Před 3 lety +11

      Or that one when he unlocked a gun with a twig

    • @zolozoro58
      @zolozoro58 Před 3 lety +10

      @@zachlewis9751 check out the one that he opens it with a twig... it even had leaves on it for increased humiliation

  • @jordanbeggs2400
    @jordanbeggs2400 Před 2 lety +18801

    Funny story:
    My dad told me to change a light bulb in his room and I thought he meant the one in the big gun cabinet. So I grabbed a key and unlocked the cabinet. Turns out he didn't want me to go in it and that wasn't the key for that lock.
    A random key opened the lock protecting his guns. Needless to say, he changed the lock.

    • @GOF-pk9mg
      @GOF-pk9mg Před 2 lety +1640

      Imagine they accidentally had the same key design

    • @MOORE4U2
      @MOORE4U2 Před 2 lety +1960

      Good on him for taking gun security seriously!

    • @Vexxestt
      @Vexxestt Před 2 lety +1897

      In the area near my house it turned out that the company that made the gun safe most people were using, also made a common toy box, and they used the same key design.

    • @purplegill10
      @purplegill10 Před 2 lety +398

      @@GOF-pk9mg It could have been a CH751 key. Those are used in so many locks.

    • @askmeaboutsugma
      @askmeaboutsugma Před 2 lety +703

      I work at a meat-packing plant for one of the US’s largest retail corporations. We have a small conveyor that runs through a metal detector at our rework station. When meat passes through it that contains metal, it trips and stops. It is supposed to be restarted via a key, so that supervisors can check that the belt is clear of any potentially contaminated meat before restarting. Makes sense right?
      Well a while back we found out that we could bypass the whole waiting-on-a-supervisor thing entirely by using the small paring knife at the table as a key instead. A week or two ago we found out it doesn’t even need that anymore. You can just grab the protruding knob the keyhole is in and turn it.
      Maintenance still hasn’t fixed it.

  • @piotrekszczepanski5125
    @piotrekszczepanski5125 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how your videos are straight and to the point, unlike other tutorial channels.

  • @whatsthat9408
    @whatsthat9408 Před 2 lety +5

    Anytime LPL goes “The Wave Rake from the Genesis set,” you know it’s gonna be bad

  • @sachiperez
    @sachiperez Před 3 lety +1926

    Improve that safe by adding a “Slash Resistant” sticker to it!

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen Před 3 lety +67

      "Well technically!!!... the sticker itself means you need to exert more force, however little, than without the sticker. So our brand new Slash Resistant stickers actually do, in and of themselves, improve slash resistance... in the area the sticker is covering."

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Před 3 lety +39

      It would be kind of funny if he actually could cut through it with his pocket knife.

    • @obviousness8113
      @obviousness8113 Před 3 lety

      💀💀💀😂😂😂

    • @thunderb00m
      @thunderb00m Před 3 lety +10

      At least then it would be technically correct unless the box is made of tin foil

    • @FalseRadiation
      @FalseRadiation Před 3 lety +7

      The purpose of this would be to hide the backup keyhole

  • @netcodeerror9420
    @netcodeerror9420 Před 3 lety +551

    When I was a kid, maybe 6-7 years old, I would attempt to "Pick locks" by taking a Bobby pin and just shoving it into the keyhole. Of course this never opened any doors but it didn't stop me from trying it on just about every lock in the house. The idea that a childish brute force movement would actually work on this is both frightening and disappointing.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 3 lety +50

      your mistake was you didn't have the turning tool, and depending on the lock that bobby pin might have been too wide, but i bet you could defeat this one disappointingly quickly

    • @Iboo30
      @Iboo30 Před 3 lety +33

      I used to do that too, also with a thin flathead screwdriver. Worked on a very cheap bike lock we had lying around once and on an older metal tool cabinet. Probably would have worked on this too…

    • @IanDunbar1
      @IanDunbar1 Před 3 lety +38

      When I was a kid, I got the wafer lock on a cabinet open that way once. Only lock in my house that I managed to open, but considering how little skill I had, that must have been one *terrible* lock.

    • @AndrewZonenberg
      @AndrewZonenberg Před 3 lety +11

      My parents used to keep all of the cookies and snacks in a metal office storage cabinet, like you'd find for paper in a print room or something. It had a pin-tumbler lock with no comb picking protection and hugely sloppy tolerances.
      As a ten-year-old or so, I figured out that you could use a paper clip as a combination pick and turning tool: lift up to bottom out all the pins and then push sideways to rotate the cylinder. It was as fast as using a key.

    • @monkeygaming1509
      @monkeygaming1509 Před 3 lety +3

      But if you have a gun in your house as a parent would you tell your kid not to touch the gun and the dangers of it? And wouldn’t you be able to understand that before the age of actually knowing anything about lock picking?

  • @davedave9552
    @davedave9552 Před 2 lety +3

    From a quality LPL to a never ending AD…

  • @75IFFY
    @75IFFY Před 2 lety +26

    Stuff like this certainly speaks to how serious the US is on gun safety and its attitude to ownership.

    • @LittleTracks
      @LittleTracks Před 2 lety +5

      No, it speaks to a company making a crappy product.

    • @gaswe9236
      @gaswe9236 Před 2 lety

      @@LittleTracks this should be illegal

    • @alanjm1234
      @alanjm1234 Před 2 lety

      There does probably need to be a standard requirement for security on items such as gun safes.

    • @jimnelsen2064
      @jimnelsen2064 Před 2 lety

      Our attitude on gun ownership is that anybody in my house is going to have safety training and instruction on safe handling and use techniques. We dont rely on boxes that do nothing but make you feel warm and cozy.

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax Před 3 lety +9240

    I’m surprised 1,612 people gave it 4.8 out of 5 stars. After watching the video, the 3 paragraph reviews just made me laugh.

    • @CarolinaCajun4870
      @CarolinaCajun4870 Před 3 lety +773

      I'll bet the majority of those reviews make a comment about the weight, thinking that is what makes it secure.

    • @Henrix1998
      @Henrix1998 Před 3 lety +355

      It's all paid Indians

    • @Thermalions
      @Thermalions Před 3 lety +1062

      It's a box. It opens. It arrived in one piece. It was cheaper than all the others. 5 stars. Amazon/Ebay mentality.

    • @Ghelasin
      @Ghelasin Před 3 lety +524

      Most people buying things like that doesn't test the security of the lock(Most wouldn't even know *How*), no they base their reviews on things like how sturdy it feels, and how easy it is to use.

    • @Unknown-sz8kg
      @Unknown-sz8kg Před 3 lety +63

      Communist website = They control what they want you to see and think.

  • @Jacky99_
    @Jacky99_ Před 3 lety +1014

    The gun is safer under the safe than ACTUALLY in the safe.

    • @Jacky99_
      @Jacky99_ Před 3 lety +2

      @@jonbus766 wut the hell, botting juste to spam a video?

    • @snepNL
      @snepNL Před 3 lety

      Really?

    • @Niskirin
      @Niskirin Před 3 lety +10

      @@ts757arse Did you actually check to make sure? Who knows, maybe the metal is so soft that LPL's knife can cut through it.

    • @Jacky99_
      @Jacky99_ Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @bernatkun8069
      @bernatkun8069 Před 3 lety +3

      It's much safer on the owner's hip

  • @jurb417
    @jurb417 Před 2 lety +5

    i just wanna say, if you're safes can be picked up and carried out of the door. most likely no one will try to pick it. they'll just brute force it open. if you're going to invest in a safe, get one you can bolt to the ground!

    • @PHPROmega
      @PHPROmega Před 2 lety

      This is for keeping your EDC out of a toddlers hands, once the kids are taught firearm safety, this "safe" has outlived its usefulness

    • @ixdffg3572
      @ixdffg3572 Před 2 lety +1

      @@PHPROmega no no. The safe is still a blunt force object and thus if you need to you can hit someone with it. Therefore it still retains some usefulness

  • @tomodayama7101
    @tomodayama7101 Před 2 lety

    It’s pretty funny on how I got an Amazon ad before watching this video lol. I’ve been seeing your videos showing up in my suggested list, so here’s a new subscriber! :D

  • @Victor-ki7sv
    @Victor-ki7sv Před 3 lety +230

    "Hello, this is the LockPickingLawyer and as always, have a nice day"

  • @kevinsundelin8639
    @kevinsundelin8639 Před 3 lety +2584

    Christ, that was quicker than me writing this comment

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Před 3 lety +44

      It took about the same time as me liking your comment.

    • @duncemonkey14
      @duncemonkey14 Před 3 lety +4

      @Van Bus go away

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Před 3 lety +4

      @Van Bus Don't click this link

    • @johncavanaugh3960
      @johncavanaugh3960 Před 3 lety +14

      @@kevinsundelin8639 Looks like they're gone. Assuming it was spam? Quite proud of YT for clearing it that quickly, actually.

    • @johncavanaugh3960
      @johncavanaugh3960 Před 3 lety +29

      (still not as quickly as he opened that lock, though)

  • @nickedwires
    @nickedwires Před 2 lety +32

    Yeah, that looks like the quality of a lock from a drawer in my highschool engineering class my teacher told us we weren't allowed into. Considering we had a bunch of tools in various nearby drawers that were always unlocked, that drawer bothered me. I picked it with some thin hex keys after a little trial and error. For some reason the thing my engineering teacher didn't want us to have was just a single brick. I was baffled and asked why he was locking away a brick and he was even more confused as to how I got into the locked drawer.

    • @Poroner
      @Poroner Před 2 lety +4

      Did you ever learn why he was hiding a brick though? Don't leave us hanging.
      Plot twist it was a crack brick

    • @nickedwires
      @nickedwires Před 2 lety +2

      @@Poroner It'd be funny if that as the case but it was just a straight up loose red brick you'd use to build a house or something. His reasoning was to not let students get a hold of it and break stuff with it. I personally was hoping it was something more spicy, but hey, it is what it is

    • @sk31370n
      @sk31370n Před 2 lety +2

      @@nickedwires i would have added another brick and waited for the reaction

    • @Susie_Floozie
      @Susie_Floozie Před 2 lety +1

      @Nil I hope you told your teacher that nobody likes a brick tease.

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys Před 2 lety +1

      @@nickedwires Okay but why is the brick there!?

  • @wrekktblaze6224
    @wrekktblaze6224 Před 2 lety +1

    I hope the companies who make these safes and locks see these videos

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 Před 3 lety +262

    “Let’s insert it one more time to make sure it wasn’t a fluke.”
    *STOP HE’S ALREADY DEAD*

    • @marpatnboots
      @marpatnboots Před 3 lety +1

      Its relevant that in his review of a gun safe, as well as being a gun owner himself, he double-tapped. Ya know, just to make sure...

    • @123456789554332
      @123456789554332 Před 3 lety +1

      It's never a fucking fluke.

  • @Metalhammer1993
    @Metalhammer1993 Před 3 lety +536

    "If you know how to insert lockpicking tools, it's hard to not get it open" oooof this is one of the harshest disses yet. and fully earned

    • @Shichiaikan
      @Shichiaikan Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah, I'm pretty sure this qualifies for 'will open with two paperclips'

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Shichiaikan One paperclip is probably enough. I can imagine it being opened with a nail or needle as well. Basically anything that fits.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Před 3 lety

      you mean fully ARMED

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Před 2 lety +1

      Just accidentally poke a paperclip inside and suddenly it opens.

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach7151

    It’s surprising to see someone who has this much knowledge and freely shares what he’s learned Over the years.

    • @2themaster
      @2themaster Před 2 lety

      He is making over $300k a year just from youtube.

  • @Bobsonomatic
    @Bobsonomatic Před 2 lety +9

    LPL really needs to start up a new line of videos, locks and locking products that he endorses as being good quality. I’d love to learn of a product in this category that gets a thumb up from him.

  • @TheSlyBadger
    @TheSlyBadger Před 3 lety +2158

    Love how LPL’s videos are straight to the point. He calls a lock garbage, shows us it actually is and is on his way to find another lock to pick.

    • @Shad0wBoxxer
      @Shad0wBoxxer Před 2 lety +33

      Thats the whole reason im still subbed and on full alerts

    • @Garfeeld827
      @Garfeeld827 Před 2 lety

      tis the beauty of the Lock Picking Lawyer

  • @GeneralArin
    @GeneralArin Před 3 lety +731

    "we spent too much money on the fingerprint scanner, just slap whatever lock on there so we have a backup. Make sure it's cheap!"

    • @Dockhead
      @Dockhead Před 3 lety +25

      thats literally the mentality.

    • @erikburzinski8248
      @erikburzinski8248 Před 3 lety +9

      Why do they add a mechanical back up if they already had a key pad back up.

    • @sealpiercing8476
      @sealpiercing8476 Před 3 lety +12

      I'd be shocked if the fingerprint sensor cost more than $5.

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard Před 3 lety +15

      @@erikburzinski8248 I imagine it's a mechanical back up for if the electronics/battery fails. Gotta still have a way to get it open without hacking the thing apart.

    • @andrehashimoto8056
      @andrehashimoto8056 Před 3 lety +2

      @@PumpkinHoard could have added a cheaper method by having a lock disengager that't not easy to get to (hidden somewhere within the lock area likely) and it would offer equal protection to that cheapo lock

  • @KayoMichiels
    @KayoMichiels Před 2 lety

    "A chain is as strong as it's weakest link" Case in point...

  • @aprawninasock853
    @aprawninasock853 Před 2 lety

    My boi single-handedly bringing tears to the eyes of shareholders that invested into these products with each video.

  • @blaarkies
    @blaarkies Před 3 lety +754

    Can't imagine what he is like in actual court:
    "OK folks, it's pretty clear that my client is not guilty. As you can see, the lock was not up to the task of staying closed for any reason at all, and my client's presence was a mere coincidence. In any case, that is all I have for you today, if you do have any questions or comments about the..."

    • @Cursedc23
      @Cursedc23 Před 3 lety +9

      Lol

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi Před 3 lety +9

      Objection lawyer is acting as a witness

    • @cdevidal
      @cdevidal Před 3 lety +32

      My client happens to be Bosnian Bill

    • @Dimencia
      @Dimencia Před 3 lety +30

      I do wonder about this - he may use his own videos in future cases to show the court that no, this was not an acceptable gun lock and the company who built it should be liable instead of the person who bought it

    • @schweresleichtmachen4269
      @schweresleichtmachen4269 Před 3 lety +17

      Don't put Handcuffs on, they don't work on him

  • @bodyfeint2711
    @bodyfeint2711 Před 3 lety +406

    "It would be difficult not to get this open."
    LPL woke up and chose violence

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen Před 3 lety +13

      Low key laid back verbal violence. But violence none the less.

    • @rubdulbah3201
      @rubdulbah3201 Před 3 lety

      More like "murder by words."

  • @tdb900
    @tdb900 Před 2 lety

    you’re such a stud dude keep up the videos we love you

  • @kushmic
    @kushmic Před 2 lety +1

    "so lets do it one more time, so you can see it was not a fluke."
    one of the most satisfying sentences

  • @TheNeelonRokk
    @TheNeelonRokk Před 3 lety +650

    "This is the Lockp..."
    Onnais: *dead on arrival*

    • @FusionDeveloper
      @FusionDeveloper Před 3 lety +12

      "I insert the pick and, oops, we have an open"

  • @JoeCubicle
    @JoeCubicle Před 3 lety +853

    Employee: "Hey boss, LPL is doing a review on the gun safe we make".
    Boss: "IT'S NOT A REVIEW"!

  • @JeffinTD
    @JeffinTD Před 2 lety

    Would LOVE to see playlist of products that you would recommend. Great videos.

  • @johncameron1935
    @johncameron1935 Před 2 lety

    I love it when the pick is faster than using the key.

  • @mircea_ciobanu
    @mircea_ciobanu Před 3 lety +642

    “Let me show you just how bad it is”
    Believe me the runtime of the video alone is enough to show me just how bad it is.

    • @teaurn
      @teaurn Před 3 lety +15

      Especially since he explained how the box works, then opened it _twice_ ! 🤦‍♂️😉

    • @trevorharper5151
      @trevorharper5151 Před 3 lety +9

      might need a lock review rating system based on LPL video run time. Under 2 minutes bad , over 10min is great

    • @shadowsnipes9242
      @shadowsnipes9242 Před 3 lety +12

      @@trevorharper5151 if it takes lpl over 10 mins it's probably the vault to the national treasury

    • @jpemile
      @jpemile Před 3 lety

      He even opened it twice 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @zombie5176
      @zombie5176 Před 3 lety +7

      @@trevorharper5151 Personally, over 3:30 is generally a good lock

  • @lmcc8798
    @lmcc8798 Před 2 lety +2612

    Said no one ever about the lock picking lawyer: “well, that was a fluke.”

    • @xavier6130
      @xavier6130 Před 2 lety +15

      Don't click, it's a rice roll.

    • @cowsrbeefy
      @cowsrbeefy Před 2 lety +65

      @@xavier6130 asian Rick Astley?

    • @loganwalker8537
      @loganwalker8537 Před 2 lety +2

      @@cowsrbeefy oh god!

    • @hans3000
      @hans3000 Před 2 lety +14

      @@xavier6130 mmmmm...
      R I C E R O L L

    • @eritas4330
      @eritas4330 Před 2 lety +5

      I just choked on my kool aid when I saw the rice

  • @justincredible.
    @justincredible. Před 2 lety

    Burglars and other criminals must be so happy with your channel.

  • @rycs16
    @rycs16 Před 2 lety +1

    dude picked that so fast it's better used as a box to dispense candy to kids on halloween than to lock up your gun.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 Před 3 lety +497

    When a gun safe says “quick and easy access” they probably shouldn’t mean for anyone that just looks at it.

    • @Quick_Fix
      @Quick_Fix Před 3 lety +5

      You have to be honoust that the slogan didn't disappoint one bit. 👍

    • @weegle.
      @weegle. Před 3 lety +13

      @@Quick_Fix haunaoust*

    • @maxratzlaff8333
      @maxratzlaff8333 Před 3 lety +5

      @@weegle. onist*

    • @WongsNoodlez
      @WongsNoodlez Před 3 lety +3

      @@maxratzlaff8333 awnehst*

  • @therohan1957
    @therohan1957 Před 3 lety +2932

    Read that as “worst lock I’ve ever tasted” and was just sitting here like “dam LPL really putting in the work for good content.”

  • @PlgDctr
    @PlgDctr Před 2 lety +3

    It must be hard to stop a curious adolescent from picking any lock when his dad runs a channel like this.

  • @thespotsloggan1323
    @thespotsloggan1323 Před 2 lety

    This dudes gonna need a lawyers for how many criminals he's helped out lol

  • @miha493
    @miha493 Před 3 lety +410

    This thing have level of security between "under welcome mat" and "in flower pot". Obviously worse than cheapest zip-ties, but still better than sticker "don't touch".

    • @BradMyers
      @BradMyers Před 3 lety +32

      I think if you wrapped the sticker 'don't touch' around the trigger guard it would take you longer to make the gun active than accessing it in the safe.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před 3 lety +18

      great thanks, now i need to get a new welcome mat! you want to give everyone the code to my luggage too?

    • @nelorain3291
      @nelorain3291 Před 3 lety +19

      @@ilovefunnyamv2nd 1234?

    • @phs125
      @phs125 Před 3 lety +1

      So,
      Under flowerpot?

    • @LightSource27
      @LightSource27 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nelorain3291 That's the dumbest code ever! (change the code to my briefcase!)

  • @johnnyvaliant334
    @johnnyvaliant334 Před 2 lety +1433

    The only thing I would hide in there is the back up key for this safe.

    • @LucaBrasi0
      @LucaBrasi0 Před 2 lety +6

      Hah.

    • @rocpile1141
      @rocpile1141 Před 2 lety +7

      Brilliant reply.........

    • @johns3491
      @johns3491 Před 2 lety +18

      The only thing I would hide in there is a note saying, "Sorry loser. You think I'm going to make it this easy for you?".

    • @danytij
      @danytij Před 2 lety +2

      @@johns3491 Lol, that'll be funny!

    • @somerand0mpers0n
      @somerand0mpers0n Před 2 lety +2

      @@johns3491 Lol, that'll be funny!

  • @halleyscomet
    @halleyscomet Před 2 lety

    Did anyone else see an ad for a gun safe from the same company before the video? It’s a bold choice to advertise before a video that shows one of their products being opened with a trivial amount of effort.

  • @ThisIsARubbishName
    @ThisIsARubbishName Před 2 lety

    Looks like a fancy tape machine!

  • @Suplyndmnd
    @Suplyndmnd Před 3 lety +200

    Gun safe. Wafer lock. This is going to be opened qui.... "That's all I have for you today"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye byesu

  • @KJMTurbo
    @KJMTurbo Před 2 lety +4049

    I'm sensing a theme here with the firearm security devices, they aren't actually there to provide any tangible prevention, they're simply there for ticking boxes for insurance and legal requirements when it comes to gun ownership and storage.

    • @XnathOW
      @XnathOW Před 2 lety +375

      @@mr.randomname8559 Im about 90% sure the lock will open if the box drops from high enough.

    • @Boots67
      @Boots67 Před 2 lety +305

      @@XnathOW many things open if you drop it from "high enough".

    • @XnathOW
      @XnathOW Před 2 lety +84

      @@Boots67 A life lesson. Haha.

    • @andrewallason4530
      @andrewallason4530 Před 2 lety +180

      @@Boots67 even people ’open’ if you drop them from high enough. 😜

    • @ShazamKing
      @ShazamKing Před 2 lety +70

      @@andrewallason4530 can confirm

  • @rioforce
    @rioforce Před 2 lety +10

    The best line of defense from a curious adolescent is knowledge. Teach them gun safety and how to use the weapon and the forbidden fruit temptation is lessened.
    But also keep it in a good safe.

    • @aestice
      @aestice Před 2 lety +2

      Agreed! Gun safety begins with gun knowledge. My nieces and nephews all owned and shot guns before their tenth birthdays and have never had any issue.

  • @Octocat
    @Octocat Před 2 lety

    Wow! Even the mechanical lock is quick access! The marvels of technology.

  • @joemarais7683
    @joemarais7683 Před 3 lety +168

    I mean, they do call it quick access, the wafer lock is a feature

  • @Super02Roblox
    @Super02Roblox Před 3 lety +167

    When the key is slower than just picking the lock.

    • @Milosz_Ostrow
      @Milosz_Ostrow Před 3 lety +1

      That describes the "Weiser" brand entryway locks at a place where I once lived.

    • @drac410
      @drac410 Před 3 lety +2

      Apparently the latch is plastic. So a butter knife or screwdriver is even faster. Could probably turn it sideways and stand on it to open.

  • @torndutch431
    @torndutch431 Před 2 lety

    He said "its difficult NOT to get this open" 🤣🤣🤣 i agree 100%

  • @jimmcdowell5131
    @jimmcdowell5131 Před 2 lety

    The fact an Onnais advertisement came up prior to the video is the definition of irony.

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve Před 3 lety +131

    "This is the LockPickingLaw- [click] oh, come on. At least let me finish the intro."

  • @mirih5368
    @mirih5368 Před 3 lety +196

    I've opened those wafer locks with a steak knife before (to get into my own stuff that I had lost the key for, to be clear). Serrated edge = wave rake, back of the blade = tension ratchet. Literally just stick the blade in and wiggle it a little and its open. To charge $80 for something that opens that easily is just a straight up scam.

    • @stefanfrankel8157
      @stefanfrankel8157 Před 3 lety +11

      Two part nonslip flat blade screwdrivers work quite well too.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Před 3 lety +5

      Will the classic hairpin with a straight and wavy side open this without any specialized tools?

    • @Malidictus
      @Malidictus Před 3 lety +4

      Was gonna' say - looks like you can open this with a screwdriver and maybe a nail file. Or paper clip. Or hair clip.

    • @mrluwid172
      @mrluwid172 Před 3 lety +1

      @@johndododoe1411 dependent on the material the hairpin is made out of, yes. as long as it doesn't flex.

    • @Richard-V
      @Richard-V Před 3 lety +1

      Why is no-one suing these companies? Is there no standard regarding locks, let alone gun storage devices? I would think gun laws would be stringent because of the liability if someone steals your weapon.

  • @Chr.U.Cas2216
    @Chr.U.Cas2216 Před 2 lety

    👍👌👏 Thanks a lot for showing that unfortunately any day more crap is sold nowadays by companies greedy for money and power.
    Best regards, luck and health.

  • @andrewmalshuk9780
    @andrewmalshuk9780 Před 2 lety +1

    Faster to pick it then you actually punch in numbers😂😂😂

  • @GeorgeBobeck
    @GeorgeBobeck Před 3 lety +2743

    I wonder if... (1) This "safe" could be opened by dropping it, and (2) If that wafer lock can be changed by the end user for something ore substantial and actually decent..

    • @USA2283
      @USA2283 Před 3 lety +30

      But like why tho.

    • @Xorthis
      @Xorthis Před 3 lety +235

      The core is the least of the issues. The latch is 100% plastic. You can force it with minimal effort with any prying tool like a flathead screwdriver. It probably would open on drop if something heavy enough (like a metal firearm) was actually inside...

    • @canttellyousorryaboutthat716
      @canttellyousorryaboutthat716 Před 3 lety +118

      Fucking smack that shit on the floor and it's flying open, horrible product

    • @HayabusaRyuu
      @HayabusaRyuu Před 3 lety +1

      like some rope or paracod

    • @cheesebusiness
      @cheesebusiness Před 3 lety +6

      Just fill the lock with compound

  • @PopeDope69-420
    @PopeDope69-420 Před 3 lety +735

    Products aren’t getting better. They’re getting more gimmicky and expensive

    • @asher8085
      @asher8085 Před 2 lety +43

      Isn’t it terrible? I’ve noticed this trend with so many different industries apart from the lockmaking industry, stuff is just getting more and more expensive over time but not getting any better or even sometimes getting WORSE. Hope that turns around real soon or I’m just gonna have to buy stuff from before I was born from now on 🤣🤣the time where things were actually built to last and not to break from “wear and tear” after a year.

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 Před 2 lety +5

      The phone industry isn't, its just doing the same thing

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet Před 2 lety +22

      @@asher8085 If you can slap 2 or 3 unnecessary features for +10% the cost and sell at +300% the price... You'd be dumb not to.
      Unless you want to have a reputation.

    • @kevinhofer4922
      @kevinhofer4922 Před 2 lety +5

      Products are made to sell. Not last or perform

    • @Hahahastupidnoob
      @Hahahastupidnoob Před 2 lety +17

      What else would you expect from capitalism?

  • @vurrunna
    @vurrunna Před 2 lety

    Wow. That lock picked so quick, I thought his tools had slipped out.

  • @platypus5596
    @platypus5596 Před 2 lety +6

    I bought one of these recently to keep my guns safe from my children. It's cheap but it does its job. I don't think my 5 year old will be picking locks anytime soon

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm guessing you'll be fine for a couple years, but don't underestimate children. Be sure to investigate whether it's vulnerable to dropping attacks as well, some gun safes can just pop open when impacted the right way. It also looks like the reset button is reasonably easy to press with a thin bit of metal, such as a butterknife.
      I'd replace it around when they turn 8, personally, though it does depend on your family's situation. In my experience, that's when I had easy access to both the Internet and peer pressure.

    • @johanmalm8378
      @johanmalm8378 Před 2 lety

      Hope you're kidding. It would probabaly work with any key you could fit in it or maybe a screwdriver. Or like CelestialTree wrote, a butterknife or anything thin by the reset button. Or just throwing it at a concrete wall/floor.

    • @platypus5596
      @platypus5596 Před 2 lety +2

      @@johanmalm8378 The safe is just one line of protection. It is important to teach your children about guns and gun safety. Both of mine know that it's not a toy, and they wouldn't touch it even if I left it unsecured.

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 Před 2 lety +3

      @@platypus5596 Now *that* is the real way to do it. Absolutely good on you, no amount of physical prevention beats ensuring they just don't want to access it in the first place.

    • @johanmalm8378
      @johanmalm8378 Před 2 lety +1

      @@platypus5596 Thanks for your reply.

  • @vertigo042
    @vertigo042 Před 2 lety +1400

    This is almost assuredly a "compliance" safe just to meet local laws.

    • @BasedRoots
      @BasedRoots Před 2 lety +31

      Wife being molested the next room over.
      Me calling the police: “Dispatch on its way eta 20 minutes”
      Me opening the safe: “come on come on, damn you hands why do you keep shaking”
      The intruder: “that’s ok I’m done, have a nice day, peace”

    • @ace0071000
      @ace0071000 Před 2 lety +162

      @@BasedRoots If your hands are too shaky to open a safe, I wouldn't recommend pointing a loaded firearm in a general direction of your wife.

    • @evelbill1439
      @evelbill1439 Před 2 lety +19

      Proving that gun “safety laws” are purely theater to burden the gun owners and fool the public that politicians are “doing something.”

    • @evelbill1439
      @evelbill1439 Před 2 lety +9

      @@lemeres2478,
      I’m with you man, but to be honest, while the wet paper bag would be a lot more secure, it would likely rust up your gun.

    • @JamesJamesly
      @JamesJamesly Před 2 lety +26

      Came here to say this. In Massachusetts you need to have your gun locked in a safe at all times by law. My ltc teacher reccomended a gun safe so shitty that it could be opened by pounding on the face without entering a code. That way you could have quick access to a firearm and not catch a felony in your own fucking home.

  • @MartinAhlman
    @MartinAhlman Před 3 lety +121

    That was, to quote every single person in Scotland, "a shite box".

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Před 3 lety

      Do you even get to own guns there?

    • @toosas
      @toosas Před 3 lety +5

      @@AlcoholicBoredom yes, but few want to own guns.

    • @holyordersoftheemperorsinq246
      @holyordersoftheemperorsinq246 Před 3 lety

      @@toosas most probably bc scotch makes targeting diffficult

    • @MartinAhlman
      @MartinAhlman Před 3 lety

      @@AlcoholicBoredom Yes we do. But we have to sane, if that's what you're thinking about. Lots of guns for hunting, and it works.
      Teenagers hate to wait though.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Před 3 lety

      @@MartinAhlman I'm sorry, "but we have to sane?" Do you mean BE sane? Or did autocorrect change it to something else? I'm confused.

  • @C-L-A-W
    @C-L-A-W Před 2 lety

    Bought a similar type of gun case from sports authority during a liquidation sale for cheap. Sat on the shelf for 5 years because the battery was dead and the keys were inside. Watched your video, used a screwdriver to open the lock and bam, just like that I was in.

  • @dugroz
    @dugroz Před 2 lety

    When he says "OK folks...." you know you're in trouble ...

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 Před 3 lety +38

    That's an odd looking paperweight; doesn't really match my decor, but to each their own.
    The gun is less likely to be stolen if you just left it in the open with a Post-It note attached that says "I licked the trigger, watch out for cooties!"

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo Před 3 lety +3

      In these times, you couldn't be more correct.

  • @mu11668B
    @mu11668B Před 3 lety +332

    Everyone gangsta until they found that wave rake is actually the backup key.

  • @averagevincefan6341
    @averagevincefan6341 Před 2 lety

    this guy is the good sude of youtube with genuine skill in his vids

  • @dennis2376
    @dennis2376 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you.

  • @eric_the_egggremlin
    @eric_the_egggremlin Před 3 lety +215

    It's actually quite safe because it's so easy to open that you'll never put a gun in it.

    • @julianlastname5730
      @julianlastname5730 Před 3 lety +3

      No one would ever put a gun in this, right? RIGHT?

    • @eric_the_egggremlin
      @eric_the_egggremlin Před 3 lety +5

      @@julianlastname5730 you've never met a suburban white guy from West Michigan. There are only two types of gun owners among them: the ones who get the strongest, highest-rated, most trusted safes they can find, and the ones who would use a plastic shoe box with some clear office tape if they could get away with it.

    • @Derrythe01
      @Derrythe01 Před 3 lety +5

      You're on to something, its just marketed wrong. This isn't a gun safe, its a decoy gun safe. You put nothing in it and leave it visible and hide the real gun safe somewhere else.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus Před 3 lety +1

      @@eric_the_egggremlin Fun fact: Israel has strong gun control laws, which includes allowing citizens to possess firearms, provided that they always keep them tightly locked away in a strong safe when not in use. Failure to do so is a severe crime.

    • @bemusedalligator
      @bemusedalligator Před 3 lety +2

      @@Derrythe01 put a glitter bomb inside!

  • @vedritmathias9193
    @vedritmathias9193 Před 3 lety +262

    Gun "safe": *Exists*
    LPL: *Looks at it*
    Gun "safe": *Opens*

  • @jaydentt72
    @jaydentt72 Před 2 lety

    At first I read the thumbnail as "Worst I've ever tasted" and I almost questioned why someone would taste a gun safe.

  • @mattlogue1300
    @mattlogue1300 Před 2 lety

    Deadly serious is right Mr LPL

  • @starkindustries26
    @starkindustries26 Před 3 lety +98

    “LPL is reviewing our new product” *nervous excitement* “the video is less than 2 minutes long” *panicked screaming*

    • @nothenryg
      @nothenryg Před 3 lety +6

      And he opens it TWICE lol

    • @trevorlambert4226
      @trevorlambert4226 Před 3 lety +3

      I don't think these vendors have any delusions about how bad their products are.

    • @StevenBlodgett
      @StevenBlodgett Před 3 lety +3

      @@nothenryg And he spent over half the video explaining how horrible it was too before even bothering to demonstrate.

  • @FuncleChuck
    @FuncleChuck Před 3 lety +157

    When “it’s the thought that counts” falls short

    • @Suplyndmnd
      @Suplyndmnd Před 3 lety +7

      Them: it's the thought that counts and also we didn't put a lot of thought into this.

    • @lucyx3008
      @lucyx3008 Před 3 lety

      The thought received an American education and, as a result, cannot count

  • @dylan_sus7431
    @dylan_sus7431 Před 2 lety +1

    Robber: Thanks man, now I can rob :D

  • @novelliea9984
    @novelliea9984 Před 2 lety

    I read "Worst I've Ever Tasted" and looked at the title... What a start to my day

  • @SkipTheKip
    @SkipTheKip Před 3 lety +66

    Damn
    Not even a jiggle, just a swipe with that wave rake like a keycard or something

  • @howlingzombie1157
    @howlingzombie1157 Před 3 lety +64

    This safe is to be used as follows: Open safe, Place in object of approximate weight of firearm in safe, Close safe, Tie chain to safe, Use as flail, Keep firearm in better safe stored away hidden.

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad Před 3 lety +5

      I'm not sure what's more dangerous, using it as a flail or keeping a firearm in it.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 Před 3 lety +15

      I tried that but, when I hit the burglar with it, it jiggled the lock open and the weight fell on my foot, fracturing a toe.

    • @tcpratt1660
      @tcpratt1660 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Santisima_Trinidad I'd rather have one of those old Western Electric/Bell System telephone receivers with the 6 foot (before stretching) cord...those things are a deadly weapon in the right (or left, or wrong) hands!

  • @r.i.pjaradanthonyjuicewrld9142

    I think companies should start working with this man…

  • @williambramhall5191
    @williambramhall5191 Před 2 lety

    This makes all the video games with lockpicking a digital safe with a paper clip extremely validated.

  • @Jakub1989YTb
    @Jakub1989YTb Před 3 lety +24

    It all now boiled down to: "Don't buy locks at Amazon".

  • @askmeaboutsugma
    @askmeaboutsugma Před 2 lety +284

    I work at a meat-packing plant for one of the US’s largest retail corporations. We have a small conveyor that runs through a metal detector at our rework station. When meat passes through it that contains metal, it trips and stops. It is supposed to be restarted via a key, so that supervisors can check that the belt is clear of any potentially contaminated meat before restarting. Makes sense right?
    Well a while back we found out that we could bypass the whole waiting-on-a-supervisor thing entirely by using the small paring knife at the table as a key instead. A week or two ago we found out it doesn’t even need that anymore. You can just grab the protruding knob the keyhole is in and turn it.
    Maintenance still hasn’t fixed it.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Před 2 lety +27

      I'm in construction. On one job site I needed to use a forklift but ours was in use elsewhere. One of the sub contractor ones was nearby and not in use. I asked the nearest higher up, the head safety guy for the entire site, if he thought they'd let us use it. He tells me to wait a second and goes in his office. A minute later he comes out with lock picks and just fires it up. Moments after I was done using it the subcontractor showed up, saw the now fucked ignition and was _pissed_ that it happened again. Of course I told him some guy from one of the other companies did it.

    • @SeverityOne
      @SeverityOne Před 2 lety +3

      There are some really interesting videos about Japanese nuclear technicians that employed shortcuts. It didn't end well.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell Před 2 lety +6

      @@cousinzeke4888 Wait, "again?"

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Před 2 lety +2

      @@CiaranMaxwell Apparently it's happened a couple times now.

    • @Crystalelements182
      @Crystalelements182 Před 2 lety +7

      As long as the belt is clear of potentially contaminated meat all is well.

  • @Zonda.691
    @Zonda.691 Před 2 lety +2

    Been watching your videos for a while and was looking at this “safe” not too long ago, glad I didn’t buy it!

  • @pedrosmith221
    @pedrosmith221 Před 3 lety +56

    When picking it is even faster than fetching the key.

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 Před 3 lety

      My shop door is like that. I really need to make some improvements, but then I couldn't be as lazy.