Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 142 - War Room II-Pt 1 [Aug. 15, 2019]

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  • @townesprescot5441
    @townesprescot5441 Před rokem +758

    billy and spud funnier than 90% of standups

    • @DonkeyHotay794
      @DonkeyHotay794 Před rokem +33

      Are you saying Schultz and Chappelle steal jokes?

    • @isthisdom
      @isthisdom Před rokem +90

      Billy and spud might the funniest of people. They objectively give matt and shane a run for their money imo

    • @christianyork5012
      @christianyork5012 Před 10 měsíci +30

      @@DonkeyHotay794Schultz is a hack faker. And what does that comment have to do with accusations of stealing?

    • @lewisnunn2093
      @lewisnunn2093 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@christianyork5012he’s making an accusation with his reply

    • @wilsonwallace8755
      @wilsonwallace8755 Před 8 měsíci +14

      But we’re just laughing at spud and billy 😂😂😂 it’s not like they are telling jokes

  • @jonathanzuniga3681
    @jonathanzuniga3681 Před měsícem +17

    I’m now here listening to Old Testament in 2024. The golden oldies

  • @HeavehBurtation
    @HeavehBurtation Před 3 měsíci +39

    “Dude, you ever get into internal family systems?” Classic Matt.

  • @1der607
    @1der607 Před rokem +167

    “What make & model? Power Wheel?” might be a Top 3 quote all time MSSP

    • @bmbterps
      @bmbterps Před rokem +13

      Also loved Matt calling him a good boy instead of the usual great guy

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites Před 6 měsíci +4

      80 pony power baby

    • @billdangler
      @billdangler Před 5 měsíci

      ppppp❤❤❤p❤❤❤ pop❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤❤p❤p❤❤ pop j

  • @mcdurmont8308
    @mcdurmont8308 Před 3 měsíci +132

    Hey guys - new dawg here. I have recently become a dawg and have thoroughly enjoyed the older stuff. Just wanted to thank everyone for the warm welcome and apologize for being late to the party. Better late than never. Thankful to have this wise counsel. Shaman for Pres.
    That is all.

    • @joshthompson5411
      @joshthompson5411 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Welcome fellow dawg

    • @commadogsbrother
      @commadogsbrother Před 3 měsíci +34

      Your gay

    • @willflint46
      @willflint46 Před 3 měsíci +35

      you’re gay for writing this, i’m gay for replying. welcome to the party dawg, enjoy sifting through the ancient texts🤞🏼

    • @hectichector643
      @hectichector643 Před 3 měsíci +4

      We welcome all new wonders into our glorious dawg world, start from the start in the Old Testament right on through too the newer times

    • @davidcagle920
      @davidcagle920 Před 3 měsíci

      If you want the elusive military dawg paytch hmu

  • @kyleadams6925
    @kyleadams6925 Před 2 lety +267

    This might be the most Shrek 1 cast I've seen so far. Top notch primo box from the skis

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 Před 7 měsíci +63

    So happy I found full length older episodes these old episodes are golden 😂

    • @1der607
      @1der607 Před 6 měsíci +6

      OT makes NT seem average

  • @cowslayer2926
    @cowslayer2926 Před 9 měsíci +178

    I’m from the future, finding out that bill used to suck Matt’s nipples is the greatest thing of all time

    • @blickluke
      @blickluke Před 9 měsíci +12

      Lil baby billy

    • @christiansky942
      @christiansky942 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@blickluke brother boy

    • @lw3894
      @lw3894 Před 8 měsíci

      That’s my the shaman loves his nippies sucked while he plays with his bird. He said he prefers it to sex. Full circle bro 😂

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Major sexual tension

    • @MMAChimp
      @MMAChimp Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@blicklukelittle bill Nas X

  • @some______guy
    @some______guy Před 3 lety +253

    Dude in the reddit was right, this was epic

  • @legittshittful
    @legittshittful Před 6 měsíci +49

    Holy shit Matt’s power wheel joke had me cackling this might be the best cast ever

    • @townesprescot5441
      @townesprescot5441 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Shout out the shaman, shout out the minister farakahn, shout out the New Testament, SODTAOE

    • @APeopleP3rson
      @APeopleP3rson Před 5 měsíci

      Farakhan? The race baiter?​@@townesprescot5441

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 Před rokem +25

    R Kelly learning to read and then Muhammad being on to catch a predator… boy oh boy… those were two of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on any podcast

  • @jmh31890
    @jmh31890 Před 2 lety +69

    Damn, spud called the Steele dossier like 3 years in advance.

    • @tehmodestmouse6275
      @tehmodestmouse6275 Před rokem +23

      It was clear as day 3 years ago.

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 Před 11 měsíci +5

      He is out of his mind with the "Epstein is still alive" stuff

    • @dutch1995
      @dutch1995 Před 11 měsíci +16

      ​@@adamgardener8624I don't doubt anything anymore. Could be. Couldn't be.

    • @TheIronBeak
      @TheIronBeak Před 9 měsíci +1

      Spot on with Obama getting executed by a military tribunal too

    • @alreadybanned-pe6se
      @alreadybanned-pe6se Před 9 měsíci

      @adamgardener8624
      Epstein left everything he owned to his brother...
      Who looks just like him.
      And the island next to Epstein Island belongs to Joe bidens brother, who very recently had a scandal, this is the island with the submarine pen and airport...
      Enjoy.

  • @Jaysmo1993
    @Jaysmo1993 Před 8 měsíci +45

    This has to be my favorite ep and I’ve watched dozens. Please get billy and spud on as much as possible and just do your thing

  • @kevinmeaney7965
    @kevinmeaney7965 Před 10 měsíci +19

    “India’s goin after Kashmir like some hot boys dude, they’re looking for bobs in Kashmir”-spuds the man

  • @unpopularopinionz
    @unpopularopinionz Před 2 lety +180

    I think im about 2 weeks in on a Gillis Marathon. Maybe 3. I dont watch tv. Im playing youtube at least 8 hrs a day. And my history is only mssp

    • @GrrillaFinger
      @GrrillaFinger Před 2 lety +38

      You gotta get your life together and seal the deal with a massive dose of shrooms

    • @unpopularopinionz
      @unpopularopinionz Před 2 lety +19

      @@GrrillaFinger lmao. Been there done that lol.

    • @chrisdemopoulos41
      @chrisdemopoulos41 Před 2 lety +26

      The dawgs run in packs

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Před 2 lety +2

      You aren’t truly listening then cause you should have clips they’ve referenced in your history too

    • @AJkunVM
      @AJkunVM Před 2 lety +2

      talk about an Unpopular Opinion

  • @ryanhebert3022
    @ryanhebert3022 Před 7 měsíci +10

    The Bearenstein Barely Legals was the funniest joke I’ve ever heard

  • @MilesShirley-bz2pz
    @MilesShirley-bz2pz Před 4 měsíci +8

    Matt getting right into it with the numbers talk is so epic.

  • @michaelbsquire
    @michaelbsquire Před rokem +23

    3 years later the nipple gear still cracks me up

  • @mr-sj6kd
    @mr-sj6kd Před 4 lety +161

    1:28:50 "too many cats on the team, we need more dawgz" hell yeah shout out to the dawgz

    • @Stoney521
      @Stoney521 Před 2 lety +2

      Meow

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd Před 2 lety +4

      @@Stoney521 dammit! How'd you get in?

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Před 2 lety

      @@Stoney521 shoo pussy

    • @jiger2396
      @jiger2396 Před 2 lety +1

      pound for pound felines massacre canines
      lol 3 month old feral cats can turn full grown toy dogs 3 times their size into jerky and red jelly

    • @mr-sj6kd
      @mr-sj6kd Před 2 lety +1

      @@jiger2396 yeah I agree, on St Rogies I heard if you scale a cat up to the size of a tiger the cat would be 30% stronger than it....
      Real talk

  • @Taco_ocaT
    @Taco_ocaT Před 2 lety +124

    I feel kinda bad for Matt and Shane. I feel bad that they don't get to enjoy mssp the way we do. Since you know...they are themselves.

    • @connorwestgate
      @connorwestgate Před rokem +45

      shane def enjoys the insane shit matt says as much as anyone

    • @saltyb2363
      @saltyb2363 Před rokem +24

      Actually having the conversation is much better than listening to it. You'll never be able to enjoy it they way that they do

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh Před rokem

      @@saltyb2363 eternally cucked

    • @Blackoah
      @Blackoah Před 5 měsíci +1

      They get to enjoy their patreon checks

    • @IdealConflict
      @IdealConflict Před 4 měsíci +1

      “It’s a shame I’ll never get to see me perform live.”

  • @luisalicea1701
    @luisalicea1701 Před rokem +19

    Billy should be the PR rep for MSSP

  • @zackgloyd
    @zackgloyd Před 9 měsíci +35

    45:25 Shane dropping another C bomb 😂

    • @gavinrush4995
      @gavinrush4995 Před 8 měsíci +15

      Shhhhhh

    • @Garrettm31
      @Garrettm31 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Hilarious cause it’s basically the same joke that got him in trouble about some old times guy deciding that 😂

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 Před 26 dny +1

      I thought I heard that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adamskorupskas2184
    @adamskorupskas2184 Před 2 lety +47

    Bill and Spud are gods

  • @bluemagoogoku7410
    @bluemagoogoku7410 Před 10 měsíci +9

    The pre Warmode Warroom saga is phenomenal 😂

  • @clayskelton9557
    @clayskelton9557 Před 6 měsíci +5

    “What make and model, power wheel?” fucking killed me 💀

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 Před 27 dny +2

    Bill and Spud are literally right about everything, and I have a masters degree

  • @bigdawgs94
    @bigdawgs94 Před rokem +12

    Cash for clunkers absolutely destroyed the used car market

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Před rokem +3

      Ruined the car market period

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yep. It devastated a lot of car related hobbies, too.

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie Před 9 měsíci +4

    I lost it at “it’s like teaching a man to fish… in the opposite” 40:00

  • @JimGas007
    @JimGas007 Před měsícem +1

    This will go down as one of the greatest pods of all time

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe Před 3 dny

    Spud man running out of breath during his breath is classic

  • @Stoneketereen2
    @Stoneketereen2 Před 2 lety +29

    The best. I laughed out loud at work.

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV Před 2 lety +2

      I kaughed cereal all over

  • @frantkstomp7363
    @frantkstomp7363 Před rokem +14

    listening to the OT and catching these ones is worth all the time in the world

  • @DotToryX
    @DotToryX Před 2 lety +16

    Dawg, I totally had the hulk Hogan and ultimate warrior buddy dolls

  • @griffstratz6495
    @griffstratz6495 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Informative, controversial, and hilarious. Perhaps my favorite episode.

  • @SoSafeNSoEffective108
    @SoSafeNSoEffective108 Před 7 měsíci +6

    9:18 3 years ago it sounded wild and today it sounds a little tame. We getting the list first week of January allegedly.

  • @Beau4824
    @Beau4824 Před rokem +5

    They had my fifth grade class sing "world's greatest" for our graduation. And that was in 2010

  • @PhillyBee13
    @PhillyBee13 Před rokem +13

    Nothing like the Disgusting Brothers!

  • @PAstoneCABINrookie1
    @PAstoneCABINrookie1 Před 6 měsíci +5

    im pumped i found these bros history podcast , im addicted, i kno this shit 3 yrs old but its new to me

    • @Swindel67
      @Swindel67 Před 2 měsíci

      Bro 2001: a space odyssey came out in the 60s but it still one of the best films of all time, you're good!

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Před 8 měsíci +6

    *_If you belieeeve! They put a Jew on the Moon! Jew on the Moooon!_* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ahahahahahah2
    @Ahahahahahah2 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Im on pain killers while listening to this due to a work injury and for the past 15 minutes ive been imgagining what itd be like if Spud and Shane swapped voices.
    Thatd be wild.
    Almost to perfect.

  • @colderman
    @colderman Před 3 lety +13

    No no no we dont call them that anymore... i love the classics.

  • @gage562
    @gage562 Před 7 měsíci +10

    The nod to Million Dollar Extreme was dope. Would be cool to have Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort on this podcast

    • @KimCheongBRO
      @KimCheongBRO Před 6 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/AvsrO9XLG7M/video.htmlsi=hPCdi9P1cHQln03z
      Cant find the full episode anymore, but here's as close as we've got

  • @coreytaylor2638
    @coreytaylor2638 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Beer just went up my nose when Matt said power wheel lmfao

  • @dereksupernaut
    @dereksupernaut Před 2 lety +14

    1:36 i worked with a chinese man named Chin Wang in 2010, i haven't stopped laughing since... fax!!!

  • @matthewsommerville8911
    @matthewsommerville8911 Před 2 měsíci

    The rock barbequing the severed hand in Pain and Gain was hilarious

  • @michaelbonnett4347
    @michaelbonnett4347 Před 4 měsíci +7

    1:02:14 Billy nipple suck story

  • @unclecraigscasita
    @unclecraigscasita Před 3 měsíci +1

    41:47 always love when a good o’contact gets slipped in😭 Matt especially loves that shit

  • @xxtreytay27xxj41
    @xxtreytay27xxj41 Před 6 měsíci +3

    38:13 Matt’s black side is strong asf lmao 😂

  • @tysonjohn6714
    @tysonjohn6714 Před 2 lety +10

    Us natives only know cuz of Patrice lol

  • @doironjpd
    @doironjpd Před 10 měsíci +1

    This might be the funniest ep logged ever

  • @justinknott1840
    @justinknott1840 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Revisiting rn and spud was right on the ball dude Reddit might be the key

  • @randy_montana
    @randy_montana Před měsícem +2

    I love how every conspiracy is introduced as nuts, winds up sounding somewhat plausible, or at least possible, than initial impressions, and can be traced back to the prince or the queen and their puppeteering. never thought of the royal family as cunning or intelligent before, but perhaps thats precisely because of their superior cunning/intelligence

  • @bryanmckinley9384
    @bryanmckinley9384 Před měsícem +1

    Greatest Uncle's episode yet

  • @AnActualCoconut
    @AnActualCoconut Před 10 měsíci +2

    Definitely the best ep

  • @BrittneyBritt17
    @BrittneyBritt17 Před 9 měsíci +3

    This is still so good

  • @Specialcowgirl69
    @Specialcowgirl69 Před 9 měsíci +2

    This is the best episode!!!!!

  • @Fuhgucumnget
    @Fuhgucumnget Před 3 měsíci +2

    Spuds take on china at the time is the sickest part of this pod

    • @Fuhgucumnget
      @Fuhgucumnget Před 3 měsíci

      I wish spud wasnt so shy dude should have his own show id listen to

    • @ct-gt2dt
      @ct-gt2dt Před měsícem

      @@Fuhgucumngethe and billy do. its called War Mode man.........

  • @brodieadams7926
    @brodieadams7926 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Matt's "don't careeee" at the end Hahaha

  • @matthewwhelpley8603
    @matthewwhelpley8603 Před 2 lety +2

    Pythagoreans would spit on the ground whenever the duad/2 was mentioned

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe Před 3 dny +1

    The Michael Jackson looper shit fuckin killed me

  • @Adizzy12
    @Adizzy12 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Spud just casually mentioning the tunnels on epsteins island in 2019 damnnn

  • @jordonwhite7634
    @jordonwhite7634 Před 2 měsíci

    "Spud you look like O'conor and Tim Dillion morphed"
    Lmfaooooooooooo

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe Před 3 dny +1

    Shane just throwing silly quips whole everyone is rambling off conspiracy theories is hilarious

  • @Mgmstevo
    @Mgmstevo Před 5 měsíci

    I always got to spin this classic back

  • @BIGREESETHEBEAST
    @BIGREESETHEBEAST Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is one of the funnier podcast eps ever. So fucking good

  • @Gas.out_48
    @Gas.out_48 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Fuck I remember this cast I remember geeking that Matt accidentally said mush-lims

  • @friendsofcoal
    @friendsofcoal Před rokem +10

    The founding fathers comparison : Shane is Franklin , Matt is Jefferson, bill is Washington and spud is def Adams

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Před rokem +14

      Is... is Matt Jefferson because he has black kids?

    • @connorbeck575
      @connorbeck575 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@DatBoi-mo9vcJefferson was the first black conservative

    • @DatBoi-mo9vc
      @DatBoi-mo9vc Před 9 měsíci

      @@connorbeck575 big facts the libs dont want you to know

  • @IrishCapone
    @IrishCapone Před 3 lety +30

    What episodes have Mckeever? Dude rules

  • @joelbesemer2123
    @joelbesemer2123 Před měsícem

    Love laughing with the boys…. Funniest thing was someone saying “Q hasn’t been wrong yet!” The Q shit now being taken seriously is fucking hilarious

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 Před měsícem

    50:30 the prophet would have been in the island lmaooooo thats insane

  • @Garrettm31
    @Garrettm31 Před 7 měsíci

    GOAT episode

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 Před 6 měsíci +1

    This dude is so damn funny! Love these guys together.

  • @beachchickensmedia
    @beachchickensmedia Před 3 měsíci

    this one is gold

  • @KGN215
    @KGN215 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Billy sucking Matt's nipple is so silly

  • @henrymarte1671
    @henrymarte1671 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is gold!😂

  • @jldoubleu4993
    @jldoubleu4993 Před 8 měsíci +1

    1:19:40 “pretty much got 80% airplanes down”

  • @steveescamilla5588
    @steveescamilla5588 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Tim Tebow always been elusive in the pocket

  • @v.j.1017
    @v.j.1017 Před 4 měsíci +4

    The Reddit went gay for sure. About 3-4 years ago lol. The real new Reddit Old Testament vibe is the radio dawgs comment section lol

  • @NATHAN3561
    @NATHAN3561 Před 2 lety +3

    They’re bobcats, east coast house cats

  • @wilsonwallace8755
    @wilsonwallace8755 Před 8 měsíci

    Me and the boys ate ecstasy the night Obamina got elected 😂😂😂

  • @townesprescot5441
    @townesprescot5441 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Now that Shane is huge and all over everything social media I really hope he remembers that this is the shit that makes him great.

  • @LightHouseReveals
    @LightHouseReveals Před 5 měsíci +1

    These Q people turned out to be completely insane 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheWeastBeast
    @TheWeastBeast Před 2 lety +10

    “What make and model? Power wheels?”

  • @jwalters15216
    @jwalters15216 Před rokem +3

    What make and model? Power wheels?

  • @alexlynch1674
    @alexlynch1674 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Another classic

  • @bmbterps
    @bmbterps Před rokem +2

    “Fake news ‘fraid-o”

  • @pfazon7320
    @pfazon7320 Před 10 měsíci

    Never in my life would I think H3 is mentioned on this podcast 16:50

  • @jonathanstow9638
    @jonathanstow9638 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Billy is fucking hilarious.

  • @madhurkarki7374
    @madhurkarki7374 Před 2 měsíci

    I still use Billy's Old Wiseman Tale today

  • @johnalden7984
    @johnalden7984 Před rokem +7

    Most people still don't know this, to this day...but Billy IS Spud. They are the same person.

  • @DEchrisProductions
    @DEchrisProductions Před rokem +7

    spud is a true leader of the resistance. viavia la resistonace

  • @afrid11
    @afrid11 Před rokem +9

    what’s the make and model? POWERWHEEL? bro i’m fuckin cryin

  • @TH-rn4rf
    @TH-rn4rf Před 2 měsíci

    Spud sneaky calling bullshit on Matt’s 4loko story multiple times was funny

  • @congressmanrcriminals5660
    @congressmanrcriminals5660 Před 5 měsíci

    See ya Thursday Gabe! ✌✌🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylestoyko9031
    @kylestoyko9031 Před měsícem

    They broke into the stall to get a pic? That better be real

  • @CK-jb8qh
    @CK-jb8qh Před 6 měsíci +1

    R.L Stein Kelly was too funny

  • @icecreamenjoyer
    @icecreamenjoyer Před rokem +1

    is this the first new test ep?

  • @tturts
    @tturts Před 6 měsíci +1

    6:51 sounds like a metal gear plot

  • @TheWeastBeast
    @TheWeastBeast Před 2 lety +3

    I’ve worked for a Wharton person. No smarter than anyone else. Was just more focused. The other group at Wharton is rich families.

  • @gavingatehouse291
    @gavingatehouse291 Před rokem +3

    Lmao crack me up spuds cousin is that jacked little person. I’ve followed that gout in insta for a couple years