"Good Credit, Buy Anything!" - Trevor Noah - (African American)
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where are the subtitles????
I think everyone should learn Arabic so that when you are flying, you can be sure if the brown middle eastern people sitting behind you are talking bout cats or planning to try to fly the plane themselves...
btw I always wondered, why people leave the link to "subscribe" coz the red sub button is never broken...
guess I'll never know...
I LOVE YOU TREVOR NOAH!!!!!!
Lekker
Hey :)
His Chinese accent took a shortcut through the ghetto more than once 😂
😂😂😂😂
What do you mean ?
Poverty is everywhere.
Makes sense a Chinese Restaurant is a hood staple
@@zaza.dobrazza His Chinese accent is good but it sounds a little African American at points.
"Ah, it's a bit of both, okay?" 😂😂😂😂😂
point taken
But these are some old shows
Ashley S. MacKenzie check the label of your cloth I can guarantee most of it will say made in china
@@hizpanicGam3r Majority of clothes imported in the west come from Bangladesh,India, and Philippines
@T-1000 And china owes America over 40 trillion USD domestically and internationally
Trevor Noah: Teaching America about America.😂
More like teaching North Koreans about how to breathe.
Takes an outsider to do that apparently
Cornelius White AMERICA IS THE NAME OF THE LANDMASS AKA CONTINENT WHICH RUNS FROM TIERRA DEL FUEGO AKA EARTH OF FIRE NEAR THE SOUTH POLE ALL THE WAY UP NORTH TO KISKA ISLAND ON THE BERING SEA NEAR THE HOMELAND OF CURRENT USA PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN IN RUSSIA
You can only see the picture from the outside
@COroNA VirUS Fuck you 🖕
Trevor gained a lot of Chinese fans because his Chinese jokes are top notch. He can speak fake Chinese for 10 mins and nobody would notice anything wrong.
Anything wong*
@guy man You're the only one in these comments throwing a little bitch fit over some jokes. Grow a spine n try not to be so triggered over little shit.
@guy man When did I ever mention the Simpsons?? There's a bunch of Chinese ppl in these comments talking about how funny Noah is and how much they love him. Quit trying to be a white knight, and quit being so sensitive.
@guy man Hello, I'm Chinese and I find Trevor's jokes entertaining. I'm pretty sure I don't have a problem with it, just so you know. Maybe ask a real Chinese next time how they feel about it first? Thx
@@Morgan-wz5rk pfff just ignore @guy man he can be miserable and offended and everyone else can enjoy the jokes.
Who else is extremely happy to be blessed with another
*Daily dose of Trevor*
Once again we will always value *credit* in America 😂
Ah. I see that you're a man of culture
We should hang out sometime.
Lol I just found an Atiny
Ikr lol
Wrong. Not *Trevor* -It's *Tre - VAH*
XD
@@BigBoyMan01 Yes yes we must 😂😂👌
"Do you say our because you live here or because China owns America now?" Lmao dead
@guy man unless the guy is a naturalized American citizen, he would still be Chinese both ethnically and citizenship wise.
@guy man the guy is a random salesman at a dealership he met when he tried to buy a car. He never said they're friends.
@guy man the guy had an accent, so, he was an immigrant.
@guy man it's only racist if he implied he can never be American, Trevor didn't say that.
Plus this is a comedy show, you're overthinking this.
@guy man lol most wouldn't be
“Trevor:Ahhh b*tch
Siri: dialing mom”✋🏽😂😂🤣
Siri knows what'd up! 🤣
Some context which I think makes the "Bitch!" "Dialing Mom" joke better (paraphrasing since I don't remember it exactly):
When he was growing up, there was a time when Trevor was stewing angrily because of something his mother (Patricia) had done. She stares him down and says "Say it."
"Say what?" he asks.
"Say that your mother's a bitch."
Trevor's flabbergasted, but she's not done.
"Which makes you a son of a bitch."
He originally wanted to title his Netflix special "Son of a Bitch" to pay homage to that moment, but since that wasn't allowed, he instead went with "Son of Patricia", confident that she'd get it.
He is a comic genius
This really helped me to get the joke!
Thank you @ Stopask
Trevor's mum is soooooooo damn gangsta, it's not even funny
Thanks bruv i was confused at first
"If she's a bad driver and you say she's Asian that's racist " Lmao ...I can't 🤣🤣
Army 💜
Yass Army
💜💜
@guy man Like Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart don't do the same?! Please stay away from comedy in general if you're that sensitive about race, gender, politics, and sexuality.
*"You're not a bad driver, you're just Asian."* I feel offended Trevor. Kidding, I will renounce my Asian blood for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cristina Huilar lol
You traitor o.o
Totally worth it tho
Respect tho xD
Lol🤣🤣🤣
😉
You are everywhere!
The arrows are in English lol 😂
"Our" country part cracked me
Communist music starts playing
Me too ! As Chinese
It was spot on
l
The last part where Trevor began to sing the Chinese alphabet got me laughing until my eyes began to run water, dwl...
@JohnQRandom ... what?
Servant Of Jesus Christ *5 years later*
But you do realise that the Chinese language doesn't actually have an alphabet right?
@@junxianwu1874 so how do you guys write?
@@azfarzuhdi6621 Each word is represented by one character
Haha the last part where Trevor said that it's too late to learn Chinese is sort of true😂 I've been learning Chinese since young and speak Chinese on a daily basis but I'm still unable to write a 3,000 characters composition without a dictionary
SAME
ME TOO
I don't think my Chinese parents even know all the characters lol
Exactly. For me, the influence of using English made me not want to learn more about Chinese itself, and the common thinking of "I know enough Chinese words to get me by" is probably why I am very bad at it. Most of the things are now in English, so it is really hard to speak Chinese more than English.
So are chinese , they sometimes don't even know vocabulary that foreigners who study mandarin know
My mom and dad have just divorced,you have cheered me up,thank you Trevor 😊😊😊😊😊😊
Sorry to hear about that. I hope they can still remain amiable during such a complex process. God comfort you💕
I am Sorry to hear that. May the Lord intervene!
May the Lord be your strength 🙏🙏🙏
😂😂😂 Nicely executed 🔥🔥
That last joke about the Chinese language and Muppets was awesome.
Trevor: "what do you mean you don't know?! Aaaarrgghh..b*tch! Aaaarrggghh..!!"
Siri: "dialing mom.." 🤣🤣🤣
ur name in Chinese is so cute u know that? It’s “崔娃”，which means “Tre-baby”, the pronunciation is the same as Trevor, greeting from China
ur name in Chinese is so cute u know that? It’s “崔娃”，which means “Tre-baby”, the pronunciation is the same as Trevor, greeting from China
@@stellasutton7388 ??
@@stellasutton7388 Are you mocking them?
@@stellasutton7388 ??????
Hello random person scrolling through the comments, I just wanted to take this time to say; Have a great day!
Same to you😁
.friend you on1+
This is so sweet of you! Blessings on you and yours!
@Bernedette Kuteyi THANKS YOU ARE THE BEST
@@clytieapollo YOU THE BEST
Once you start this guys videos, you ain't stopping
I died when he started singing the alphabet in Chinese 🤣🤣🤣 10 years later 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trevor noah, we really appreciate your astounding work in comedy 🙏🏿🙏🏿
Absolutely
Dude that Chinese was on a next level. Laughed so hard that I am very tired. God bless you Trevor bro.
Finished reading Born a Crime last night n now I'm on a Trevor Noah marathon. I'm getting obsessed send help.
Listen to the audio version of Born a Crime, too.
Kristi McCall Conley I just bought the audiobook !
Sorry, you are allready way over board, no help can reach you anymore. 🤣😁
It’s so funny listening to the audio
I got addicted long ago
"Oh sorry. You're not a bad driver, you're just Asian."
As a Chinese I gotta say...that the best Chinese accent I’ve heard so far
Love u Trevor 😂❤️
Trevor "We've got 26 in English and there's still people going what comes after Q" Noah😂
As a mandarin user that last bit cracks me up real good, back in primary school (7 - 12) for 6 years we were still learning new Chinese characters and when we were secondary school (13 - 17) we still come across Chinese characters that still means something different (even the stroke of the Chinese character seems alike or the same)
Imagine writing a Chinese essay, man those days in primary school couldn't write a line without the need to check the dictionary for some characters.
Who else does notice that he packs real ongoing problems into humor ❤️
He's Chinese accent is like the guy from Hangover😂😂
That doesn't even sound like Chinese, no other meanings
The acto however is Korean
Siri only replies to the fancy English accent 😂😂
If only. I have a British accent from the Home Counties and Siri doesn't understand me unless I'm in the UK and have switched my phone to British settings. That bitch doesn't care that people don't stay in their country of origin. It's also why I don't use drive through's.
Me: "Could I have a bottle of water, please?"
Employee on speaker: "I'm sorry, could you mind repeating that?"
Me: "Bottle of water, please."
EoS: ".... I'm sorry we don't have that."
Me: "You don't have bottled water?"
EoS: "I've never heard of it."
Me: ".... What?" (disbelief)
EoS: "I'm sorry, is there something else you would like?"
Me: "Um... okay... Well, I could I have a Big Mac meal with... coffee and milk please?"
EoS: "I'm sorry, you want what hun?"
Me: (Resist urge to throw childish hissy fit) "You know what? I give up. I'm not that hungry. I'll... drink tap water when I get back."
@@runningfromabear8354 😀😀 this got me laughing so hard. I feel ur pain
@@blissbenson3163 I've lost weight leaving England.
siri's fitted for Californian accent
@@runningfromabear8354 I know this is beside the point but... have you tried faking the American accent?
I know the whole driving on the other side of the road. Moving from South Africa to Germany was a hell of an experience. I felt like a new driver again.
well, at least now you know how to drive on the right side of the road. Just imagine how it feels when people who know how to drive on the right side have to learn how to drive on the wrong side of the road.
@@tkautzor Right side is wrong already
Isn't it a very small percentage of the world that uses the left side? I can only think of South Africa, Japan, the UK and Australia.... Not a lot of people.
@@efisgpr All of Asia and Africa too
@@efisgpr India has a huge population, as does Indonesia.
Trevor's jokes are rib breaking, love him so much
I was so happy when he mentioned japanese as his 5th language, cuz you know, WEEBS ARISE!!
I hear he wants to learn Japanese, I think he watches Anime. Why else?
Me currently:(crying over that Muppets joke)😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
*5 years later:(still crying)😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
I find solace in Trevor when i feel down. What a class act he is.
his valley girl joke was hilarious 😂 “im totally going to tweet about this OMG”
When i choked her , her voice was same lol
That got be laughing hard lol
That gag was probably in poor taste generally but he can squeeze some laughs out of it.
@@jimsvideos7201 that trevor's talent lol his humour
She loved it! 👐
Maybe she enjoyed being choked 🤐
"Our country" part though.. 😂😂😂
His accent is always on point..
Watched this thousand times but still laugh like am watching it for the first time....never get enough of Trevor's jokes😂😂😂😂😂
How the heck did he manage to pull of a perfect American attempts to speak Chinese accent. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be the one foreigner that could speak Chinese perfectly
he's very sensitive to intonation probably because his diverse upbringing. if you ever meet someone that was born, raised, and almost never left their hometown and try to teach them any accent it is about as frustrating as trying to teach a cat tricks, but if you instead find bilinguals or people who often hear many types of accents in their home town, or someone who lived a long time in two places each with very distinct or different dialects, you'll find that they can not only understand non American accent English about 100x easier, they will get often very close to proper pronunciation in any new accent or language on their first attempt vs one accent person who will never roll an r even after 100 tries. I once had a chemistry professor from Columbia and everyone's snickering like hahaha can't understand a fucking thing he's saying and I'm dumbfounded like yeah, his accent is heavy but it's not that fucking hard, you can clearly tell every word he's saying in perfect grammar just with an accent. it was watching ignorance try to belittle someone who could speak magnitudes of more eloquent English but the takeaway point is those students truly couldn't understand him, and I had no problem even though that was probably the first Colombian accent I ever heard more than maybe some tv or one time acquaintances
I love Trevor Noah with the voice imitation, I sometimes do the voice imitation for different countries too. I laugh at myself.
As a Chinese speaker it’s so funny watching Trevor speak Chinese!
do you speak mandarin or tangerine
The ending of this special is one of my favourite jokes by Trevor😂.
When I’m sad I watch Trevor and my day is brighter again
10,000 characters is just for a basic vocabulary, to be more college educated it's more like 20,000 characters & there's more than that in existence.
I’m a native Spanish speaker and I’m always surprised when anyone refers to Spanish as a sexy language. To me it’s just an instrument. I use it to get around my Guadalajara and to speak to my family when I visit them. I’m glad to see a positive viewpoint of my language. I’d learn every language if I could.
What a funny man. I loved his book and he always makes me smile. Muchos besos guapo 😘😘 x
And I wanna learn Spanish😭
When you speak the language it doesn't seem sexy, it's just normal :)
Some people said the same to me about Italian. Like, I was on a cruise and some French girls wanted me to read Italian stuff out loud because they found it sexy. I was confused, but compliant.
“They must have the worst Sesame Street in the world”
Education through humour - 👏
Brilliant Trevor Noah, you deliver 'food for thought" while helping people break free from conformity.
💫
I love trevor! A blast of wit and humor!
Greatest comedian of all time! Nobody makes me laugh like Trevor.
I remember arriving to the USA and the whole credit concept seemed so ridiculous.
I had the cash to pay for the car, but had to get credit.
It’s been 8 years and it’s still absurd
Not if ur black. Then they want cash 💸🙄
In america we spend our whole life building credit reports which is used for everything from getting utilities for your house, the house, a car, an apartment, loans etc. I took 1 step out if america to make a business and cant get any financial backing just because "oh your not in america we only give services to americans in America " the credit system completely sucks
Found out about this dude not long ago and already love him and his sense of humor
I was just recently introduced to Trevor Noah's comedy and I Love him!! He's hands down the funniest comedian I have ever heard! Fan 4 Life,thank you Trevor for bringing a much needed smile and laugh to my day 💚 You are the Best
Trevor is a genius at accents
I always admired Trevor Noah before he started working at the daily show. I have always loved this part of his "African American" presentation and it finally is on CZcams!! As a Spanish-speaking English teacher it helps me a lot when I teach my students English because they get when I talk about mouth placement and head voice, chest voice etc.
"...what comes after Q?" 😂
Q- R country!
Sounds like a question for Siri:)
WERTY
@@trinaholman4083 well that depends on the keyboard mine says WERTZ =)
Love all the accents Trevor. I wish I was gifted like that. When I need a laugh I look for you on CZcams. 😂🤣😂🤣
5:51 Was that adorable or what?!
Trevor Noah is infectious and there is no cure for him. The mistake we made was to watch just one of his comedy, then boom! you are addicted!
I agree mate
So true Trevor, my self I don't understand their whole credit thing. Because I just paid for everything down.
I love credit! I collect points and pay it off at the end of the month. Free flights! Free hotels! Free stuff! Yes, I love credit. I just refuse to pay interest.
Credit is simple. Let me give you my opinion. The Biggest things are to have a mix, i.e.revolving (credit cards), installments (auto loans), and mortgage, but also a good length of credit history and on-time payments to your creditors. The length of your credit history is a very big factor. The last big factor is to have an acceptable credit utilization ratio, typically 30% or less on any revolving account, e.g. credit cards. You want your debt-to-income ratio as low as possible as well. You can add or drop hundreds of points in a short time just off your credit utilization ratio, all other things remaining the same. Most of the free credit scores that are available are not fair-Isaac’s corporation, i.e. FICO. But they will be close approximations. So they can be useful. In my experience your FICO credit score will be a bit lower than what the educational models indicate (e.g. credit karma). If you pay cash, you can’t build credit. Have no credit? Get a secured credit card. Within 6-12 months you will qualify for a regular credit card. Some banks offer loans that assist with this endeavor. My credit history began when I took out student loans. Don’t ever cancel a credit card unless you never use it and it charges an annual fee, otherwise you will reduce you average age of accounts (which lowers your score). Another thing, it is usally not worth your wiles to EVER take out a department store credit card. An example of when it is: some stores, like Macy’s, only give certain discounts when a purchase is made on their card. If you shop there a lot that can be a useful card. Otherwise, its too limited. (Macy’s does have an AMX card that can be used everywhere AMX is accepted). Use your new CC as though it is a debit card and pay off 70% or more of the balance at any given time to build credit (This shows responsible usage; no activity, like keeping a $0 balance, does not show any usage). I have a card I use for everything because it gives me rewards. But I pay it off in full each month to avoid paying interest fees. My rewards are thus truly free. However, my credit is satisfactory. To build credit, you have to keep a balance (30% or less) from month-to-month. DM me for questions, but I think this covers it. This is free knowledge gleamed from decades of experience. Oh, any agency that says “pay Us some money and we can fix or raise your credit score”, is preying on you. Without credit history, nothing else matters. Your ratios can change from week to week, the numbers only get reported once a month. But once you have credit history, you can drop and gain comparable points each month. YOU HAVE TO HAVE CREDIT HISTORY!!
@@halalmeatz5644 you just made me want to become a drug dealer. jkjk
Credit, the word is a scam to let people, banks, institutions earn interest from you the borrower. Better to have no credit or little credit history than high credit score.
"WERTY" comes after "Q", of course.. duh.
🙄
😆 🤣🤣 Ya got me cracking up here. Thx for the laugh 😂
"VORAK" comes after "D"!
😂👌🏻
It has been a wonderful experience witnessing your remarkable journey.
Thanks for showcasing the best, and not so best of us. Us as in all of us, worldwide.
Blessings. Always.
His conversation with Siri and GPS lady had me rolling from laughter 🤣🤣
The last one had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂
You made this world come closer with your accents...which all of us can enjoy!!
I always feel personally accountable when people joke about that apple Siri 😂 I'm sorry!
omg. Siri now has a human face and a surname. she's evolving. hahahaha jkjk sorry
Why? Is that your voice?
The way he nails accents amazes me every time
lmao as a Chinese I have to admit his Chinese jokes are so damn funny
Five years later *his voice AND expression changes* I lost it😭💀💀💀💀💀
Trevor....You are such a Blessing. I love you so much. You ALWAYS put a smile on my face and lift my spirits. PLEASE come to Australia. I will cook for you.😘
I've seen this so many times and I forgot about all the Asian jokes. There was a lot of Asian jokes in this.
Trevor is always great. Love to see you.
Love from Bangladesh.
Why do I have the distinct feeling Trevor isn't making a joke about this whole credit thing? Sounds all very much like the real thing.
G C no one in the world use the credit system like the American one. On the one hand it jumped the American economy to high heaven. On the other hand, it went overboard and the r oniony collapsed in 2008.
Because he isn't. There really are a lot of places where credit, not cash, is king.
Hahaha Trevor !! You are just too much ! It doesn’t matter how low I am feeling, I watch one of your videos and before long... I am laughing like crazy 😂😂😂😂
Thank you 🙏🏽
The best impressions are done by Trevor!
Going to right a test
I was so stressed, but now I feel like I’m gonna nail it after watching this😄😄😄
Hopefully it isn't an English test.
@@microsofthoodie 😂
Ro fortunately it Accounting 😭😭
hopefully it isnt a chinese test
I am a simple man. I see Trevor Noah, I click.
Cant begin to explain how happy I get when he uploads new vids.... ❤🤭
I still remember Trevor Noah hosting the YOTV with Byron on SABC and having him on my tour at Monkeyland in the Crags, Plettenberg bay.
Love the throwback! Thanks, Trevor!
Characters in Chinese are largely associated with each other and they can be differentiated by the strokes on their side.
"Don't trust movies" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:37 That bit it's so funny, I'm dying XD
Shirley from Albertalands… So happy Trevor’s vignettes are on CZcams…first morning ritual is to listen to one…I am old, but not dead yet! hope I never run out! Not me, the videos!💜😊👩🏼🙏
Trevor never fails to make me laugh
SA Husband and I love u, Trevor. I actually bought and read your book and it really helped me to understand a little bit of where HE came from based on what you wrote. Husband watches your CZcams, and we saw something on one of the streaming channels. It was amazing to see your mother. I imagined someone so much bigger but she is petite!
Some advice for you on how to develop your strengths into a success and how you found your strengths.
I meant from you! Not for you. I would like some advice from you Trevor on how to develop your strengths into a smash success.
“Oh you’re not a bad driver
You’re just Asian.”
I died 😂😂😂😂
Absolutely love you Trevor.
We need longer videos, they are just too good.
i love you so much trevor noah ❤️
Trevor, you are really good! Thanks for the laugh buddy!
this is no doubt your calling
I'm happier seeing you do what you're called to do.
"你好吗 You gotta learn chinese, they're taking over"
Lol same here in Brazil
Hahaha, his accent game is so strong.
He is great with accents. Brilliant Trevor. 😍
You are too much for my everything I'm loving it Trevor😍😘
Every video of Trevor ⭐ has extra elements, he always keeps us surprised .