"Sports In America" - Trevor Noah - (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  Před 4 lety +1527

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin Před 4 lety +3

      @@dank7802 what do you mean by that?

    • @David.jaemin
      @David.jaemin Před 4 lety +1

      @@dank7802 gtfoh with that bullshit

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂😂U just made my day!!

    • @susellar4511
      @susellar4511 Před 4 lety +1

      Dekroxx Kroxx exactly lmao😭😂 thas brutal

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 Před 4 lety +8

      @@David.jaemin wow.......is everything ok? Need a hug??

  • @nc-pf3qm
    @nc-pf3qm Před 4 lety +13527

    American sports: play among themselves and call it a world series

    • @nc-pf3qm
      @nc-pf3qm Před 4 lety +285

      @@raw_projects5514 it must be pretty flat then

    • @komiyaaikocrizar.5383
      @komiyaaikocrizar.5383 Před 4 lety +344

      @@raw_projects5514 uhmm no not really you ignorant fool...maybe it was before now not anymore...other countries have already long surpassed USA...just because you guys were the pioneers doesnt mean u guys will be on top forever

    • @suesue5142
      @suesue5142 Před 4 lety +127

      @@komiyaaikocrizar.5383 you forgetting Rome, England, Egypt. All huge empires 100s of years before America was invaded by the British.

    • @singwithsangar5387
      @singwithsangar5387 Před 4 lety +96

      Because they impose all their s*** on the world especially Middle East countries

    • @corneliuswhite5139
      @corneliuswhite5139 Před 4 lety +64

      I never understood that either. LOL

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller Před 4 lety +7989

    when you are a football fan, but you have to call it soccer, because your audience is american xD

    • @miloraddjurdjic1695
      @miloraddjurdjic1695 Před 4 lety +221

      @H S who else calls it soccer?

    • @chickennugget9254
      @chickennugget9254 Před 4 lety +37

      why should he conform just because of naming stupidity

    • @Mirsab
      @Mirsab Před 4 lety +62

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 I think typically countries who have another sport called football, like Australia with Australian Football and Ireland with Gaelic Football.

    • @Adam-wx6ht
      @Adam-wx6ht Před 4 lety +67

      @@miloraddjurdjic1695 South Africa

    • @galfleming6770
      @galfleming6770 Před 4 lety +51

      @@Mirsab Ireland tends to call football, football, when referring to what America calls soccer. Depends what part of the country you come from & your background.

  • @BJDragon-zm4lq
    @BJDragon-zm4lq Před 4 lety +3913

    America doesn't realize how different it is from the rest of the world

    • @packball7854
      @packball7854 Před 4 lety +338

      Cuz they think the world's revolve on them

    • @imanipatrice9492
      @imanipatrice9492 Před 4 lety +81

      BJ Dragon8589 oh we realize it, and we like it

    • @user-xo1oh9tl4l
      @user-xo1oh9tl4l Před 4 lety +35

      BJ Dragon8589 we like to think we’re normal

    • @err91
      @err91 Před 4 lety +8

      Yup merica

    • @babyjordane8374
      @babyjordane8374 Před 4 lety +101

      @@phoenixgracee we are all different just that Americans think their difference is different

  • @shannonaranda2745
    @shannonaranda2745 Před 4 lety +1485

    omg the shoe thing is so real - I was in Mexico with my husband there were signs to tell Americans DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES OFF!

    • @lennivyvolk7398
      @lennivyvolk7398 Před 3 lety +25

      is that fucking serious?

    • @ole340
      @ole340 Před 3 lety +46

      @@lennivyvolk7398 Yes it is, I have friends working in Roissy and they've seen such incidents too! 🤣

    • @Ana-bt8pr
      @Ana-bt8pr Před 3 lety +66

      when I told my mom that I have plans to spend my january's vacation in California, USA she tried to convince me not to go by saying "they'll make you take your shoes off and walk like that in the airport" lol

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 Před 3 lety +32

      Maybe if you used your eye rolling time to ask yourself why a shoe bomb has happened in the first place you'd realise who's fault it is. Nobody is acting as if it's America's fault pretty sure we're just aware of the facts as to why it's America's fault lmao.

    • @hikari3185
      @hikari3185 Před 3 lety +1

      For everyone action, there is an equal reaction.

  • @bosskweku
    @bosskweku Před 4 lety +3723

    The last time a black man scored using his left hand jumping over a mixed-race Indian...😂😂😂

    • @rees_1876
      @rees_1876 Před 4 lety +18

      Godfred Arthur half-indian😹

    • @kryptonitefitness
      @kryptonitefitness Před 4 lety +5

      Hhahahha

    • @planetunie6397
      @planetunie6397 Před 4 lety +4

      Rees _187 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bosskweku
      @bosskweku Před 4 lety +2

      @Michael Freed lol

    • @RH-th2py
      @RH-th2py Před 4 lety +51

      was on a friday in the month of may, it was raining very hard and it even hailed for exactly 37 seconds in the westmost square mile of buffalo, new york

  • @basikally
    @basikally Před 4 lety +2353

    'This is the machine, not your husband'. Lol 😹

    • @hongluzhang7771
      @hongluzhang7771 Před 4 lety +34

      the MACHINE....

    • @vk3139
      @vk3139 Před 4 lety +34

      @@hongluzhang7771 But how does the MACHINE work if there is no vodka to feed it?

    • @misainsider
      @misainsider Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

    • @SuomiFinlandPerkelee
      @SuomiFinlandPerkelee Před 4 lety +2

      @@vk3139 "I am THE MACHINE" 😂 legendary.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals Před 4 lety +7

      I almost burst out laughing but then I remembered that it was midnight and people are sleeping 😂😭

  • @nicolesteyn9336
    @nicolesteyn9336 Před 3 lety +1461

    Any other South Africans reading through the comments to see what other countries think of us?
    Trevor makes me proud to be South African!🇿🇦

    • @Skylla54
      @Skylla54 Před 3 lety +19

      Not only Trevor. My college mate is from South Africa as well. So clever and so fun.
      "Engineering is no fun"
      "Sorry but that's not true. I am here because it is fun"
      German Professor 🤨... Right.
      Nailed it, that's how to argue! 😄

    • @siyabongainnocent7234
      @siyabongainnocent7234 Před 3 lety +3

      You're not Alone @Nicole

    • @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846
      @ironfistentertainmentptylt3846 Před 3 lety +3

      🇿🇦

    • @sehrkorall8248
      @sehrkorall8248 Před 3 lety +24

      Wanted to go to South Africa this year but corona made me stay home...I don’t know what it is but South Africa just excited me since I was very young :( Greetings from Germany!

    • @newbris
      @newbris Před 3 lety +3

      Trivial, but watching Trevor speak I was thinking, South Africans don’t say “are” in their sentences. “We going there” rather than “We’re going there”.

  • @internetathi
    @internetathi Před 4 lety +777

    His transitions in between accents is so golden. This has to be one of Trev's best shows.

  • @david_legodi
    @david_legodi Před 4 lety +8000

    On a serious note though, *_you deserve to host the Oscars_*

  • @kandyappleview
    @kandyappleview Před 4 lety +1937

    “I’m here for Holiday.”
    “Which one?”
    😆😆😆
    That’s totally America.

    • @EoCA777
      @EoCA777 Před 4 lety +42

      Is it common in other countries to call vacation holiday?

    • @kandyappleview
      @kandyappleview Před 4 lety +90

      @@EoCA777 yes. I don't know if it's common in every other country but definitely in some.

    • @theluschmasterjournals
      @theluschmasterjournals Před 4 lety +21

      my one 😂😂

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr Před 4 lety +59

      But if you say "I'm on holiday", it becomes obvious.

    • @michellechee7890
      @michellechee7890 Před 4 lety +17

      What do they mean by which holiday? Like easter, new year etc?

  • @egnato1165
    @egnato1165 Před 4 lety +1594

    In Spain, soccer commentators are straight up bipolar.
    "And the match starts. Nice to see this team finally fresh and ready to go, we've seen them train before hand, amazing to watch the goalkeeper just moving around, feeling great, cheering his teammates up. On the other hand, the weath- OH MY GOD HE'S CLOSING IN THE DEFENDERS ARE GOING CRAZY ONE OF THEM IS ON THE FLOOR THE REFEREE SAYS NOTHING THE BALL KEEPS MOVING *HE'S GONNA KICK IT IS HE GONNA SCORE IS HE GO-* and the ball goes out. Hmm. Anyway, the weather looks nice today..."

    • @rafaguelfand6615
      @rafaguelfand6615 Před 4 lety +35

      Debe ser una cosa latina, en LATAM y en Italia es igual 😂

    • @arbabasukalsar4361
      @arbabasukalsar4361 Před 4 lety +44

      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @domlorg96
      @domlorg96 Před 4 lety +2

      No se amigos

    • @roompa2271
      @roompa2271 Před 4 lety +37

      The capital letters :D - I read it so fast just like they do in commentary! LOL

    • @MrWolfy08
      @MrWolfy08 Před 4 lety +6

      hahahahahah...every place is similar

  • @sadmanmahi2584
    @sadmanmahi2584 Před 3 lety +221

    As a Muslim it totally got me
    " It is a machine , not your husband "😂😂😂

    • @thameemansari9159
      @thameemansari9159 Před 2 lety +5

      Of course as a Muslim you should be knowing that you don’t take your clothes off on public like an animal🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
      Only dogs and pigs roam around naked in public and not humans

    • @Lockheed_007
      @Lockheed_007 Před rokem +9

      @@thameemansari9159 other animals wear tuxedo?

    • @olvustin6671
      @olvustin6671 Před 8 měsíci

      Hand tailored

  • @sangchinyang
    @sangchinyang Před 4 lety +1294

    As a international student who travel to US frequently, many aspects are very true, but Trevor make it so damn funny lol. Good job sir!

    • @ayandandzabandzaba9558
      @ayandandzabandzaba9558 Před 4 lety +41

      i always wear my university hoodie so i get less question at TSA

    • @hanhong6691
      @hanhong6691 Před 4 lety +26

      @@ayandandzabandzaba9558 I did that too, I change my jacket to the hoodi with my university name on it before I get off the plane, so the officer barely asks questions.

    • @joshtif7724
      @joshtif7724 Před 3 lety +2

      And still not get a heart

    • @jimtokee8450
      @jimtokee8450 Před 3 lety +1

      You need to learn some grammars in the US😊

    • @vashanthk2507
      @vashanthk2507 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/HRn6m5dfrMc/video.html it is important..

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya Před 4 lety +3609

    Trevor Noah is one of the greatest comedians of all time. Who else agrees?

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 Před 4 lety +13

      he's as funny as the rest of the generic racist leftie comedians in the US

    • @xGeF0rc3x
      @xGeF0rc3x Před 4 lety +91

      @@boogeh3630 if you call this man a racist then i don't know what to say lmao

    • @boogeh3630
      @boogeh3630 Před 4 lety +5

      @@xGeF0rc3x Then don't say anything lmao

    • @slowanddeliberate6893
      @slowanddeliberate6893 Před 4 lety +38

      For sure. One of the best.

    • @shaynemaker8905
      @shaynemaker8905 Před 4 lety +27

      @@boogeh3630 you must be high asf

  • @devonhutchins2176
    @devonhutchins2176 Před 4 lety +354

    Sports is the only time when Americans read and listen to statistics the rest of the day they deny,ignore and straight up make them up.😂😂

  • @maishamanarat3902
    @maishamanarat3902 Před 4 lety +986

    "When you're a woman in middle east, you're already a sin" lmao

    • @Skihis75
      @Skihis75 Před 4 lety +7

      .....then DO something about it.

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast Před 4 lety +38

      @@Skihis75 What exactly do you expect them to do?

    • @lindaawadah2115
      @lindaawadah2115 Před 4 lety +89

      You’re not a sin in the Middle East if you’re a woman. You can’t compare all countries the same. I was born in Canada but am also Lebanese. There’s a huge difference between Saudi Arabia and Lebanon and huge difference between Iraq and Dubai. We might have similar cultures but very different thinking. I like you Trevor and like watching your videos but disagree of what you’re saying about me as a Middle Eastern woman.

    • @eventusvantos2770
      @eventusvantos2770 Před 4 lety +11

      @@lindaawadah2115 exactly and even within the country itself it varies eg in Iraq Erbeel is very different than other cities

    • @sahaerkaaki5050
      @sahaerkaaki5050 Před 4 lety +31

      @@lindaawadah2115 I'm from Saudi Arabia and it's not like you people think. Maybe some people especially in villages still think that way. But Saudi is changing.

  • @pitti-sing1203
    @pitti-sing1203 Před 4 lety +535

    My brother is a football coach. This reminds me of his "normal" conversations every single day. 😂

  • @MF-ep8ky
    @MF-ep8ky Před 4 lety +180

    "This is machine not your husband "😂😂

  • @juliaormachea8024
    @juliaormachea8024 Před 2 lety +49

    This was hilarious!!! Being a foreigner I know that airport feeling ...... all my kids are American citizens so I get questioned even further. Thanks for the laughs .... this struck home!

  • @patrickwaithaka4228
    @patrickwaithaka4228 Před 4 lety +30

    Anybody else going on a Trevor Noah marathon??!!ohhh snap!!!

  • @vijaysahni7666
    @vijaysahni7666 Před 4 lety +651

    I just love the way he mocks Americans 😂😂😂

    • @sheilameyers152
      @sheilameyers152 Před 4 lety +47

      He mocks America in such a hilarious way... you just have to laugh because most or all of it is true!!! Trevor KEEP America laughing at themselves!!!😁
      ..

    • @LoneStarr1979
      @LoneStarr1979 Před 4 lety +11

      but he also mocks south africans quite formidable...
      czcams.com/video/Ms6W9zgjN9E/video.html&start_radio=1 (Attention all Passengers)

    • @heydonpark
      @heydonpark Před 4 lety +5

      Try that in Russia, China and most other countries. LOL

    • @quanghuyvo6112
      @quanghuyvo6112 Před 4 lety +2

      @@heydonpark you guy not the only one have humor

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 Před 4 lety +4

      It's ok if he mocks South Africans he one and besides South Africans LOVE to laugh

  • @lethabomncwanga5558
    @lethabomncwanga5558 Před 4 lety +762

    We need a new Netflix special ASAP and Love from South Africa 😆😆

    • @Nacnacey
      @Nacnacey Před 4 lety +2

      Lethabo Mncwanga I hate the South African people u guys are worst go the hell

    • @joshualee6903
      @joshualee6903 Před 4 lety +15

      @@Nacnacey voetjek u naai and btw if u didn't know, trev is from SA, so then why u watching this video.

    • @realkshitijraheja
      @realkshitijraheja Před 4 lety +3

      Bro u guys have Netflix?

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 Před 4 lety +3

      @@realkshitijraheja
      Yes, we have Netflix in South Africa

    • @lethabomncwanga5558
      @lethabomncwanga5558 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Nacnacey
      Then why are you watching this video that is created and staring a South African ?

  • @karanbhatt9320
    @karanbhatt9320 Před 4 lety +404

    "What's happening in economics"
    "Nobody knows"
    Watching during Coronavirus

    • @ArchAngelJun
      @ArchAngelJun Před 4 lety +3

      Me too I'm bringing today

    • @DDMs-jt8ol
      @DDMs-jt8ol Před 3 lety +2

      Yes

    • @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730
      @jean-claudefrancoisbaroudd730 Před 3 lety +3

      Well.. The news reporters are clearly uneducated but we knew that before, the politicians don't really say anything, but that's normal. But anyone who understands economics at a fairly basic level understand: people have to stay in, so they can't buy as much stuff as they used to, demand for stuff goes down, so production has to slow down, workforce has to be reduced, some firms will go bankrupt, people lose their jobs, so they don't have any income, so they can buy even less stuff, and so on and so on.
      Therefore, stock prices go down, since the firms will make lower net income, shares are not worth as much, the logic for other financial instruments is essentially the same, so the prices of the instruments will move accordingly...
      When there is news that suggests people will be able to go back out and buy stuff, expected net-incomes go up and subsequently share prices, firms consider recruiting now to produce more in order to be able to satisfy the expected upcoming demand etc...
      When there's bad news it follows the opposite path...
      Of course if people are going to be allowed out in a longer time, it might mean they won't have any money at all, so even if they are allowed out, they won't be able to buy anything, so it's nowhere near a straightforward model as this, but you understand the concept and the directions thing take !

    • @mansibarshiliya5420
      @mansibarshiliya5420 Před 3 lety +1

      I hear Bhatt and it reminds me - 😂😂😂

  • @alimohk13
    @alimohk13 Před 4 lety +28

    8:15 punchline..... Never before i have felt so much pressure to look like my self.
    I was younger then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lubanzi_official
    @lubanzi_official Před 4 lety +578

    When your "born a crime" but still murder it since day 1, props to you Trevor, you're role model motivating born-frees like me, love from Durban, South Africa

    • @karmaleglass2168
      @karmaleglass2168 Před 4 lety +6

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c there is only one race and that is the human race...please understand the difference.

    • @Kredige
      @Kredige Před 4 lety +24

      @@karmaleglass2168 - "human" is not a race. It's a species. I see your point about equality, and very much agree with it, but you don't get to make up your own classifications.

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official Před 4 lety +35

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c lol....I'm not mixed race, After Apartheid was abolished in 1994 the term born-free was created to official say that
      "We have gone through great oppression and we've found liberation so those who come after us, will be born free from the system of oppression"
      Since Apartheid was a system used to oppress Native South Africans, so if your born after 1994 you're automatically a born-free in South Africa. Born Free from the system of oppression

    • @lubanzi_official
      @lubanzi_official Před 4 lety +11

      @@user-yk9bz7fn7c don't stress about it, you learn something new everyday

    • @mariamkhan3833
      @mariamkhan3833 Před 4 lety +3

      YASSSS IM FROM DURBS TOO! Much love and admiration for Trevor 💯❤

  • @AimanRIP
    @AimanRIP Před 4 lety +87

    “This is machine, not your husband” hahahaaaa I’m dead xD

  • @chaitaligajankush1461
    @chaitaligajankush1461 Před 3 lety +7

    The moment he said welcome home sir😍😍😍 I fell in love with this guy.

  • @buffysummers5080
    @buffysummers5080 Před 4 lety +178

    As an American I am so in agreement with him. I was dying laughing from the start about the pre and also post game stat announcers. Most of them are ex players by way

    • @heatherlowe7330
      @heatherlowe7330 Před 2 lety +4

      I watch football with my day, and that starts three hours before the game when ALL the little sports shows make predictions in who will win and tell you the same 13 sports related news over and over again 😰

  • @usmancheema847
    @usmancheema847 Před 4 lety +575

    5 seconds after the video uploaded ... some ppl in comments... "OMG that was so Funny..."

    • @YONCE8701
      @YONCE8701 Před 4 lety +5

      😂

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 Před 4 lety +5

      Fucking losers.

    • @BokhaBaby
      @BokhaBaby Před 4 lety +21

      CZcams premium accounts watch video while it being uploading

    • @Resurge_
      @Resurge_ Před 4 lety +21

      its a reupload some ppl saw most of it

    • @raw_projects5514
      @raw_projects5514 Před 4 lety +7

      @@BokhaBaby why you lying...i have premium too...

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 Před 4 lety +143

    Trevor's pantomime of "Holiday" is priceless!!😂😂😂😂

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 Před 4 lety +3

      You mean vacation 🤣

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Před 4 lety +3

      Romain Savioz nope, we mean holiday. We outnumber you?

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 Před 4 lety

      @@tairneanaich ???

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Před 4 lety

      Romain Savioz so sorry, I hadn’t watched the whole thing yet I thought you were just saying that 😂

    • @pragathesi6541
      @pragathesi6541 Před 4 lety +2

      I dont get the battery part at the end

  • @horsenuggets1018
    @horsenuggets1018 Před 3 lety +17

    when he started commentating football I got Martin Tyler and Alan Smith pop up in my head

  • @jubair5605
    @jubair5605 Před 3 lety +24

    Every time I watch this guy talking, I am assured of laughing (or at least smiling) and knowing something I didn’t know before

  • @StrumVogel
    @StrumVogel Před 4 lety +64

    “Stocks? They’re up and down!” 🤣

  • @taz12391
    @taz12391 Před 4 lety +141

    Not a fan of sports but Trevor makes it so interesting. Don't stop performing! Love from India. 🤩

  • @MyTouchOfMagic
    @MyTouchOfMagic Před 4 lety +57

    I laughed SO hard. Being a South African who travels to US on holiday I feel this pain on every level. I’m usually so scared of going through customs in case they send me back for answering questions wrong! 😂🤣

  • @hirrafa
    @hirrafa Před 4 lety +13

    "Yea, hooo, security.
    Safe and sexy"
    🤣

  • @DeogratiusJrMichael
    @DeogratiusJrMichael Před 4 lety +184

    South Africa
    Let's live in peace..🇿🇦❤❤❤🇿🇦

    • @wendtointonde705
      @wendtointonde705 Před 4 lety +4

      DeogratiusJR vlogs killing strangers is not peace , the quietness of what going on in SA is what hurts the most.

    • @ladyd3217
      @ladyd3217 Před 4 lety +4

      If wishes were horses, beggers will ride. SA is disgusting!

    • @sabelomiguel4199
      @sabelomiguel4199 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ladyd3217 just like your comment

    • @domrun3547
      @domrun3547 Před 4 lety

      69th like

    • @lilianhaggland2031
      @lilianhaggland2031 Před 4 lety +2

      Lady D get a grip gal we amazing How I love this country South Africa

  • @aishanidas1217
    @aishanidas1217 Před 4 lety +140

    "..you have to bow to the American as you answer..every question of his…"😂😂😂Trevor is the funniest ♥️

  • @jkalmeta
    @jkalmeta Před 4 lety +53

    Damnit Trevor. Lady in the Dubai airport joke made me pee my pants laughing. I was not prepared.

  • @otisiedwin1815
    @otisiedwin1815 Před rokem +4

    Mr.Trevor Noah, your accents are impeccable, u are so good at it. U are the best of the best

  • @Xentrippy
    @Xentrippy Před 4 lety +243

    YOU'RE THE BEST COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME PROUD OF MY COUNTRY ❤️🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 Před 4 lety +1

      brent rorke say no to xenophobic now your proud of shithole

    • @maiteseale4851
      @maiteseale4851 Před 4 lety +7

      @@samutykuntathebantu8402 I think you should understand what South Africans are fighting for before calling us shitholes. Every country has its wars

    • @uncletentertainment1029
      @uncletentertainment1029 Před 4 lety

      Maite Seale fighting with people who didn’t fought you???

    • @samutykuntathebantu8402
      @samutykuntathebantu8402 Před 4 lety

      Maite Seale fight with who? al-Qaida alshabab or Taliban? i do not understand your shitty response

    • @johanng2076
      @johanng2076 Před 4 lety +8

      Why all the hate just cause a guy is proud of where he's from. Yall need to chill

  • @marjoryrekna3779
    @marjoryrekna3779 Před 4 lety +149

    "I feel like a child in a catholic church" 😄😄😄

  • @_Sadia-A
    @_Sadia-A Před 4 lety +30

    I can’t get enough of his stand-ups. 😄
    Keep them coming, Treva.

  • @briarrose4664
    @briarrose4664 Před 4 lety +1240

    i’m not first
    i’m not last
    but when Trevor uploads
    I CLICK FAST😤💨

  • @xGeF0rc3x
    @xGeF0rc3x Před 4 lety +374

    Hey Trevor! Please come to Germany we love your stand up shows!!

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 Před 4 lety +4

      Will that really happen I had Togo to Amsterdam to see him can Germans take jokes like that?

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 Před 4 lety +4

      Will germans take his jokes I had to travel from Germany to Amsterdam to see him.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 Před 4 lety +5

      @@yoyototo2054 Why wouldn't we? It might shock some people but we are quite similar to other human beings... ;)
      Saw him in Amsterdam as well, great show.

    • @yoyototo2054
      @yoyototo2054 Před 4 lety +5

      @@eriposs3638 well you maybe right but so far I have never seen a German knowing him I can run around Nuremberg and ask if they know it will be a no and we'll it's my impression I know that a minority of germans know him and will enjoy his show but I bet you won't make a areana full when he performs here in Germany but depending were.

    • @eriposs3638
      @eriposs3638 Před 4 lety +4

      @@yoyototo2054 You have a point there but that's not related to their humour but to the fact that they can't see him in German TV. A pity.

  • @niaXara23
    @niaXara23 Před 2 lety +8

    This brings back memories when I was an international student. Best years of my life.

  • @beltuanihdearaujo7896
    @beltuanihdearaujo7896 Před 4 lety +6

    5:22 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 '' What Are You Doing '' ... Trevor knows every single accent in the world .

  • @kamauagape4993
    @kamauagape4993 Před 4 lety +94

    Trrevaaaaaaaa!
    This is needed!...considering what's happening in south Africa

    • @sainjawoof3506
      @sainjawoof3506 Před 4 lety +3

      What's happening in the world!!! Stay safe💗

  • @majlixhelilaj9551
    @majlixhelilaj9551 Před 4 lety +548

    airport police: *checks at Trevor's passport*
    airport police: Is this you?
    Trevor: *feeling under pressure*
    also Trevor: I was younger then😂😂

  • @mcsifisok.luthuli4732
    @mcsifisok.luthuli4732 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Trevor you are such a character man!!!

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 Před 4 lety +18

    "this is a machine, not your husband" 😂

  • @SmileyB0mb
    @SmileyB0mb Před 4 lety +20

    Smooth delivery and great nuances blended into humor. I feel like I get more truth from Trevor's skits than news agencies.

  • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
    @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 Před 4 lety +79

    Love your performance and your personality mate. From Tajikistan

    • @dagemshawel2456
      @dagemshawel2456 Před 4 lety +1

      Da phuc is tajitiskan?

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 Před 4 lety

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @just_av2225
      @just_av2225 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dagemshawel2456 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Altinay89
      @Altinay89 Před 4 lety

      @@dagemshawel2456 educate yourself, dude

    • @mirzorahimolimzoda7743
      @mirzorahimolimzoda7743 Před 4 lety

      @@Altinay89 is right.

  • @batman1796
    @batman1796 Před 4 lety +25

    This was so true, and made me laugh😂😂 especially u.s. customs for foreigners, 7:56 "almost as if you have to bow to the american".....jajajajjajaja😂

    • @jyashin
      @jyashin Před 4 lety +1

      To be fair, a tall person can always bow down to a microphone, but a short person cannot possibly jump up to the microphone. So I do get why they had to make the microphone very low. Remember it isn't uncommon for women to be 4.5 feet tall.

  • @elmienliebenberg9145
    @elmienliebenberg9145 Před rokem +7

    You make us proud everyday Trevor! 🇿🇦

  • @camillakanani898
    @camillakanani898 Před 4 lety +19

    This is the kind of comedy that heals all fatigue after work

  • @lawrencedelrosario9189
    @lawrencedelrosario9189 Před 4 lety +27

    The football commentary is so accurate lol

  • @lelouchvibritannia4235
    @lelouchvibritannia4235 Před rokem +7

    This was great! I love how you don’t rely on dirty jokes and curse words to be funny. Great stuff. Loved the “welcome home sir” bit. The airport is so scary hahaha

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 Před 4 lety +15

    Mr. Trevor Noah, you're a bad ass and you're working really hard for good. Thank you for your service. I'm astonished as to how you find the time to perfect your standups alongside other projects. Keep going and stay true to yourself.

  • @edoshehb5504
    @edoshehb5504 Před 4 lety +53

    Still funny no matter how many times I watch ^^

  • @raffaellaparlangeli899
    @raffaellaparlangeli899 Před 4 lety +17

    thank you Trevor!! You made my day/week/month/year....life!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop watching your clips!! ..🤣🤣🤣

  • @KathrynFritze
    @KathrynFritze Před 3 lety +13

    This man is genius! Spot on with US airport security. I’m a citizen and have regularly been harassed.

  • @ultrainstinctshaggy669
    @ultrainstinctshaggy669 Před 4 lety +3

    You gotta love how, with each re-upload, Trevor lengthens the videos.

  • @gkopij
    @gkopij Před 4 lety +7

    Love you Trevor. You are a gift from heaven to all of us and I am not American. Your sensibility and the international point of view on Americans and the rest of the world is refreshing, educational , intelligent , encompassing and fun at the same time. My kudos go to you. Full admiration.

  • @annakoch9972
    @annakoch9972 Před 4 lety +12

    I've allredy seen this but I can't stop watch, even if there are some big news on the headline. I must see Trevor Noah to the end. ❤

  • @ashleypillay11
    @ashleypillay11 Před 4 lety +142

    You ever notice how Americans call a sport they play with their hands, FOOTball lmao

    • @abhineetsingh12
      @abhineetsingh12 Před 4 lety +11

      i know right , it bothers me to no end and then they make everyone call football as soccer

    • @nicolasviaje7159
      @nicolasviaje7159 Před 4 lety +1

      ​@@abhineetsingh12 Nah that was the Brits.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT Před 4 lety

      You know why that is, right?

    • @catkin567
      @catkin567 Před 3 lety +5

      @nicholassviaje eh? In Britain it's called football same as most other countries in the world.

    • @catkin567
      @catkin567 Před 3 lety

      @@tekeyia9279 Football was called soccer only as a nickname as in association football. It never really caught on and in fact was widely known as football and that was what stuck. But I don't know where we discussed the imperial system in this conversation or where it comes in to the discussion!!

  • @phantazm2012
    @phantazm2012 Před 4 lety +3

    I watch Trevor during my lunch break time in order to lighten up my mood from the stress I got from morning and recharge myself. Thank you my Battery ❤️. I am a 🌻 and Trevor is my ☀️.

  • @airliebeachswimcentre7241
    @airliebeachswimcentre7241 Před 4 lety +16

    What a sexy man with brain humour, your jokes makes me laugh from the heart. Feels good to laugh again. Thank you being on this world, feels like you bringing the nations together and everyone can laugh about it.

  • @thesourcewithanna4460
    @thesourcewithanna4460 Před 4 lety +5

    Am literally addicted to your videos.. Love ❤️ from Uganda 🇺🇬

  • @karenlerato357
    @karenlerato357 Před 3 lety +1

    You SO brilliant Trev! We miss you here! LOVE from South Africa!

  • @guestbust
    @guestbust Před 3 lety +13

    "I have never seen more focus put on sports anywhere else in the world "
    Clearly Trevor hasn't visited India

  • @astridverastegui
    @astridverastegui Před 4 lety +62

    Watching your stand up and Daily Show as I'm sick in bed and I get a huge smile on my face. Lots of kisses ❤️ 😘

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 Před 4 lety +15

    "I'm taking my clothes off" - "no no no no!" 😂

  • @alucardmax4891
    @alucardmax4891 Před 2 lety

    Trevor, you are a legend. Your stand up and daily news always makes my day. Sincerly, THANK YOU!!!

  • @zwothemadeit8167
    @zwothemadeit8167 Před 4 lety +33

    ''Woohuuu security! Safe and sexy"
    Dead

  • @VirginsHigh2
    @VirginsHigh2 Před 4 lety +263

    Treevor notice me maan ! mucch LOVE, huge fan ;D

    • @sofiafernandes9
      @sofiafernandes9 Před 4 lety +5

      Hey, it's not Trevor, it's "SEEEENPAAAAAAI!".

    • @akhilraj9924
      @akhilraj9924 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sofiafernandes9 aren't you just a peach, you little potterhead!

  • @her.in.london8285
    @her.in.london8285 Před 4 lety +9

    You make me laugh no matter what! Genius

  • @Stacy-
    @Stacy- Před 2 lety +6

    I haven't laughed that hard in a while. You have an amazing gift.

  • @hyesung_dailydose
    @hyesung_dailydose Před 3 lety +2

    Trevor you're an accent machine! How precise you are!

  • @riannelelia
    @riannelelia Před 4 lety +10

    This guy keeps me sane😂😂😂👏❤

  • @fabiendominique4
    @fabiendominique4 Před 4 lety +14

    Always makes me laugh. Great performer

  • @shadabquaderi753
    @shadabquaderi753 Před rokem +1

    I can so relate to this one. Brilliantly done.

  • @suzegiljer3206
    @suzegiljer3206 Před 3 lety +7

    Trevor you are a genius.Your topics and observations are so original.Thank you very much for making us laugh.

  • @nischalregmi9866
    @nischalregmi9866 Před 4 lety +3

    We all love you Trevor 💙

  • @berislavfurac5622
    @berislavfurac5622 Před 4 lety +13

    they treat you the same way they would treat a person who is a suspect for terrorist actions,because their job is exactly that.AND ITS TERRIFYING

  • @arthursadiki5530
    @arthursadiki5530 Před 4 lety +1

    Simply the best

  • @mihaela1547
    @mihaela1547 Před 4 lety +9

    I haven't laughed so much in so long. Thanks for that Trevor!

  • @madhushrutimukherjee
    @madhushrutimukherjee Před 4 lety +67

    Idk why there's so much of hate on the Comedy Central post.
    "Having to take of your clothes in front of an older man- just like in Catholic Church"- did it for me. XD

    • @monojkumarsarmah6339
      @monojkumarsarmah6339 Před 4 lety

      you know what that means , right? google child abuse.

    • @heydonpark
      @heydonpark Před 4 lety +4

      Just like islamic Madras too. Pedos run all religions. But dear Trevor would never go there...

    • @irenendunge405
      @irenendunge405 Před 3 lety

      Pedos are everywhere at least the church has acknowledged and doing something abt it..how abt the ones at home?

  • @emmanuelbuthelezi5877
    @emmanuelbuthelezi5877 Před 4 lety +11

    I envy you Trevor.... you really inspire me.... watching your stand up jokes is very educational and so funny at the same time...

  • @suzawilo
    @suzawilo Před 4 lety +2

    He is so *brilliant* 😊

  • @annikaushik636
    @annikaushik636 Před 3 lety +4

    Just nailed it....sooo freaking relatable❤️

  • @B69ne
    @B69ne Před 4 lety +4

    This special is what made me a fan of Trevor Noah. This set is 10/10 for me.

  • @rahulbohra8338
    @rahulbohra8338 Před 3 lety +6

    Comparison from Sports to Economy was spot on.....hilarious....it is actually true for every country.......

  • @nothandowadi8640
    @nothandowadi8640 Před 4 lety +7

    Man.., how he learnt all those accents?🤣🤣 " what are you doing" my favorite

  • @obuyWw
    @obuyWw Před 4 lety +2

    His storytelling of the soccer game was truly beautiful

  • @AkhileMtwebana
    @AkhileMtwebana Před 4 lety +38

    Dear Trevor Noah, I love you 😀😂👏🏾🙌🏾❤️

  • @pasalgado980
    @pasalgado980 Před 2 lety +5

    -Trevor: “Soccer narrations are very chill”.
    -Me: *laughs in Latin American*

  • @kawaiitebocchi7923
    @kawaiitebocchi7923 Před 3 lety +25

    As a woman who regularly flies in and out of Dubai, I can tell you with absolutely certainty,
    They most definitely make us take our shoes off 😂😂😂😂

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam Před 3 lety +5

      They didn't to me. Only if it rings in the machine, otherwise no.

  • @nicolem2877
    @nicolem2877 Před 3 lety +2

    Why is Trevor soooooo funny! Lol

    • @Boinky202
      @Boinky202 Před 3 lety

      😂.. Can't help but want to meet you in person... Just made my day 😂