World Bible Championship | Chapo Trap House

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  • čas přidán 1. 11. 2023
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Komentáře • 77

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Před 7 měsíci +45

    Controversial Bible Referee Shot 36 Times Outside His Home

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Před 7 měsíci +7

      Authorities are investigating it as a possible suicide

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 Před 7 měsíci +121

    Having the Bible championship in Isreal. It's like having the JFK championship in Dallas.

  • @michaelh.117
    @michaelh.117 Před 7 měsíci +17

    Man, this really takes me back. I was the 168-pound Bible champ back in 1991. The super-middleweight division was brand new then (it used to be middleweights and light-heavyweights back to back), and--though it would go on to become a real glamour division--it didn't get much coverage at the time. Still, it was the high point of my life to have my hand raised after twelve tough rounds. (The weapons that made the difference between me and Nigel Benn? II Kings and the Epistle of James.) In my sixties now, I suffer from moral atrophy, but I have no regrets.

  • @RndmAnvgr777
    @RndmAnvgr777 Před 7 měsíci +17

    Having worked in radio, I've definitely been in a tiny room that smells like diet Pepsi. Scarily accurate comment.

  • @Spencer481
    @Spencer481 Před 7 měsíci +15

    I like to imagine the mormons screaming at Felix for saying the bible didn't happen in Missouri 😂

  • @5508Vanderdekken
    @5508Vanderdekken Před 7 měsíci +24

    If anyone thinks this game is going past exodus, they’re out of their fking minds. Avner has negative juice- around the office here we call him “Anhydrous Avner” on account of how dry he is

  • @calebharris292
    @calebharris292 Před 7 měsíci +12

    As someone who finaled quiz bowl because they ran out of answers and they had some weird backup Bible questions, I can't wait for my PM-ship

  • @Matt-ru5rw
    @Matt-ru5rw Před 7 měsíci +11

    This may be the best clip in years!

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 Před 7 měsíci +20

    Imagine if they got Zebulon Simentov into that Bible competition?

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Před 7 měsíci +4

      The Last Jewish Man on Earth..

    • @feydrautha012
      @feydrautha012 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@joshuamarx8209 I hope he moves somewhere else, maybe go live in Felix's apartment if his offer still stands. Israel doesn't deserve that man.

    • @TheBeeFactory
      @TheBeeFactory Před 7 měsíci +8

      He will always be the champion in the eyes of Yahweh. The true Pope of the Jews. The only man to kvetch his way out of a Taliban prison.
      A true hero.🫡

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@feydrautha012he lives in Afghanistan dude 😎

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@TheBeeFactoryhe still lives Afghanistan too.. his true home.

  • @AloisWeimar
    @AloisWeimar Před 7 měsíci +22

    eh its no Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers

    • @jimhaverlock9784
      @jimhaverlock9784 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Whoa whoa whoa…we are all living in Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 Před 7 měsíci

      Damn, beat me to it.

  • @J-Loe
    @J-Loe Před 7 měsíci +7

    Swear this is one of their best bits

  • @voiceofreason2674
    @voiceofreason2674 Před 7 měsíci +9

    It's been scrubbed from the internet but there was a hilarious video of some dude in the west bank singing "we waaant we waaant nakkba! Nakkba!". He is going to try and win the championship

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 Před 7 měsíci +10

    The chapo guys are so incredibly funny, I love them!

    • @Rompelstaump
      @Rompelstaump Před 7 měsíci +1

      Have you ever tried the TruAnon podcast with Liz and Brace? I love Chapo.

  • @del_duende
    @del_duende Před 7 měsíci +11

    Avner v. Billy Quiz Boy - I'm taking the latter.

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 Před 7 měsíci +10

    thumpers be thumpin'

  • @aok2075
    @aok2075 Před 7 měsíci +14

    Avner hasn’t shown me anything in the New Testament. He’s not a true champion if he isn’t good in the Gospel

    • @CallousCarter
      @CallousCarter Před 7 měsíci +1

      Kids a prospect though you can't deny that. I scouted him straight out of Yeshiva.

  • @cleanremarks
    @cleanremarks Před 7 měsíci +7

    THIS is content.

  • @BigBlack81
    @BigBlack81 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Will channeling some serious Chris Russo rant energy in this clip was so funny, I had to stop drinking my frozen drink lest I slurped myself into a massive brain freeze. Bravo, you soy boys, you.

  • @Rompelstaump
    @Rompelstaump Před 7 měsíci +12

    Evangelical Christians were the type of people to eat glue sticks for fun in school.

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath Před 7 měsíci +12

    4 min in and I have no friggin idea what or who we are talking about

    • @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub
      @GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Před 7 měsíci +1

      this is generally my experience with CTH

    • @ronmustachio5329
      @ronmustachio5329 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Same, Same

    • @ludviglidstrom6924
      @ludviglidstrom6924 Před 7 měsíci +2

      That’s the whole point of this podcast

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It is frustratingly easy to completely lose track of what they're talking about when one of the dry boys segues into an obscure topic, mentions a D-list politician, or decides to start a minutes-long bit that requires chronic Twitter use to understand. I had a hell of a time trying to figure out what the hell they meant by the "Biden Sardaukar" because I hadn't read or watched Dune, I can only imagine the frustration for listeners who don't even know what a groyper is.

    • @xavierriv41
      @xavierriv41 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@discountchocolate4577 but that's the whole reason any of us listen to this. To hear sentences like "Nancy Mace thinks she's the kwistaz haderach cooked up by Moms for Liberty but she wouldn't have the stones to commit the butlerian jihad off"

  • @idicula1979
    @idicula1979 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I think there talking about Scotty Ferrell on the bench BA-BE. Yeah, I listen to lot of sports radio, for some reason, and let’s just say Ferrell and his voice ( like he eats gravel for breakfast) is clearly a bench player in the world of sports radio.

  • @JustinLivingstondesign
    @JustinLivingstondesign Před 7 měsíci +8

    Yo!

  • @maxwellingtonperez4882
    @maxwellingtonperez4882 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Missouri mentioned!

  • @madProgenitorDeity
    @madProgenitorDeity Před 7 měsíci +1

    ..and he's a vewwy good boyy

  • @chudmuffin0
    @chudmuffin0 Před 7 měsíci +1

    scott farrell. used to be on howard 101 for years. dudes awesome

    • @rishishard4742
      @rishishard4742 Před 7 měsíci

      I used to listen to him from the ages of like 12-15 to fall asleep lmao

  • @quester09
    @quester09 Před 7 měsíci +4

    bible bibble

  • @jamesmeow3039
    @jamesmeow3039 Před 7 měsíci +1

    World Bomble Championsip

  • @CapnSnackbeard
    @CapnSnackbeard Před 7 měsíci +2

    Thank goodness he believes dumb things.

  • @brianp2845
    @brianp2845 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Scott Ferrall….

  • @gwynster
    @gwynster Před 7 měsíci

    first

  • @darkness_before_dawn-kp9rx
    @darkness_before_dawn-kp9rx Před 7 měsíci +4

    Second!

  • @michaelh.117
    @michaelh.117 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Man, this really takes me back. I was the 168-pound Bible champ back in 1991. The super-middleweight division was brand new then (it used to be middleweights and light-heavyweights back to back), and--though it would go on to become a real glamour division--it didn't get much coverage at the time. Still, it was the high point of my life to have my hand raised after twelve tough rounds. (The weapons that made the difference between me and Nigel Benn? II Kings and the Epistle of James.) In my sixties now, I suffer from moral atrophy, but I have no regrets.