Coolio is definitely supposed to be Dracula's minion, Renfield. In the book he's technically still human, but he's completely out of his mind. Talks to himself, eats spiders and rats. Does Dracula's bidding. Looks like Coolio actually did a good job of embodying that character. Good for him! 🤣🤣
I have ideas but they're kinda convulated. Let's say they mostly involve human farming and huge galatic hunts because human blood is more a fancy than a necessity. I also had another idea in which human blood is seen as a prize that can potentially give the vampire special powers. It's a bit on the fantasy side and it's quite complicated. Dracula escapes the Carpathian System with some rogue vampires and end up on Earth to satisfy his thirst for blood because his fellow citizens won't kill uselessly, especially not sentient creatures. The problem is that Dracula gets more traction over time and humans gets tired of being assassinated for their blood so after a bloody war Dracula get exiled again, he goes into torpor a long while until he's discovered by a rag tag group of explorer then our movie can start.... The special powers plot is more of a reason to motivate Dracula's actions. On his native planet the vampires are rather peaceful because they abadonned their lust for power and since they're not hunting all the time or destroy each other for more powers they were able to progress and acheive durable peace. Eating/drinking blood from sapient creatures was a way to become super fast, regenerate quickly, levitate, etc. But a lot of positive propaganda made this civilization forget their violent past, except a particular clan of formerly and extremely powerful vampires...
If Sam Mraovich himself is the one that sabotaged your 50th Episode video, he's not only a jerk, he's a complete idiot as well. If it wasn't for your videos about his "films", no one would even know who he was. There are only a scant few videos on CZcams about his work, of which yours were the most prominent. He owes whatever sliver of fame he can grasp to you guys! Oh, well...some people just don't have the stomach for fair-use criticism.
Cylon1013 If he cant take criticism, he shouldn’t even try making movie or acting. Shame that Sam has no balls. Since Disney owns Fox, would that horrible Christmas movie that got blocked should say “Blocked by Disney”?
So in the novel Dracula, the captain of the Demeter binds himself to the wheel after Dracula kills everybody else on the ship. Though he died, he still kept the heading of the ship, which is how it reached England, which was Drac's plan. I don't know why the sci-fi version of the captain binding himself to the chair would keep the heading of the ship, but I think that was kind of the idea somehow?
In space, you don't need somebody holding a big wooden wheel to "hold your heading". If you're going in a direction, that's your heading, basically forever, or until you hit something.
It's like Coolio came across an episode of Red Dwarf one day while high, and the next day he got cast in this movie and the only thing he remembered was The Cat's performance.
The guy in the chefs coat is Udo Kier. He is a great actor and has a long history with vampire films. Including playing Dracula and Dr. Frankenstein in Andy Warhol's treatment of both films. Which you should cover someday because they are very entertaining.
As a bit of a buff on the topic (I work at a haunted house), I have to say not only is the costume mid-level Halloween store ... but their fangs are also about the same. Slightly impressed they didn't lisp more, tbh.
Whoever's taking down your reviews won't get away with it at the end of the day. They're probably just upset that someone is providing a non-glowing opinion on their precious baby, because he/she can't handle criticism, like a lot of bad movie directors. You guys will emerge victorious, I just know it! Love your videos as always!
That's why I discourage recommendations of Cool Cat Saves The Kids at the moment(and probably any other moments, ever, since Derek Savage is a complete douche)!
full props for Neil Breen, i have seen so many bad movie reviews for his films (all desreved), but like a real trooper he does not complain, he just keeps on going. making films HE wants and produces and directs...etc...etc..but he is living his dream. god bless him and i hope he continues to make films forever.
So glad to see you review this pile of garbage. We reviewed it on my channel and I did it with the smartest girl I know. She tried really hard to make sense of this movie. As if it was a challenge that she couldn't solve. Obviously, it simply DOESN'T make any sense. I'm also glad to see that you hit on almost every single weirdness we found in the film. We didn't notice the story missing and the speed of the final 10-12 minutes, probably for lack of money to finish it right, but we actually thought that the Dracula actor was just a guy who wandered onto set and they said "you'll do". Great review and very accurate that this was Bad Bad. Horrible Bad. No Excuse Bad.
I like how your M&M premise is so original that the youtube algorithm couldn't come up with related channels, so it just sort of shrugged and put Jake Paul at the top of the list.
If you think that's bad, I just checked and my top related channel is currently Markiplier (who started off in 2012 as a knock-off Pewdiepie and has evolved to become a knock-off 2012-era Pewdiepie). I haven't properly dug in yet, but you still showed up on my front page, sandwiched between a painting tutorial and a cancer charity.
Came down to the comments early to point out the same thing. . . He was classic in that movie! Squashing the radar dished cockroach with the heel of his shoe, while not even noticing the hardware on the thing. . .
54:20 This is probably the only part of the movie that is accurate where it comes to vampire folklore. The wooden stake is not used to kill the vampire, but rather to nail it to the ground, as it rests in the grave. What happened in the real world, when people in parts of Europe thought vampires were a thing, was that graves were dug up, coffins opened and then a stake was driven through the corpse to keep it from rising. Wood was the cheapest material to make a pointy object, which was also hard enough to hammer down. To kill a vampire you need to cut its head off, stuff its mouth with garlic or burn the shit out of it. This is retold as the sure way to eliminate a vampire in Bram Stoker's novel, when Van Helsing explains that's the only way they can kill Lucy Westerna, best friend to Mina Harker and the former bride of one of the four men who go after the Count. You can see the scene from the novel faithfully replicated in Coppola's 1992 movie. czcams.com/video/8rlohOLUi9k/video.html So in this case, yeah, if they pulled out the pool cue from either 187 or Mina, they would come back to life.
That's what I thought because in some myths you can drown a vampire, but it will only stay dead as long as it remain submerged, so that was my logical conclusion for the pike not killing Mina(if I'm wrong about the water thing you seem knowledgeable enough to correct me on it)
There are literary references galore, though. SOMEBODY, probably one of the writers, knew some vampire stuff. As a forinstance, in the chronological listing of vampiric genealogy, they list "1842-Camille LeFanu", which is a reference to Sheridan Lefanu, who wrote "Camille", which is a cool* atmospheric vampire tale that predated Bram Stoker's story by a a quarter century. *-if you like that old-timey kind of thing**. **-i.e.: If you're cool, tbh.
This movie reminded me of a classic one I watched, and loved, as a kid. Dark Star by John Carpenter. There's an alien that is an beachball with feet. It murders people. That's all you need to know.
YAAAAY another episode ! Thank you guys so much ! I can't believe how much u guys do for us , on the behalf of all the true fans , i salute you ! P.S. : Please do a room review , no matter how many times it's been done , all of us agree that we would like to see ur take on it , Much love from Lebanon
i want them to review fucking Uwe Boll movies! like Far Cry, Blood Raine, Blubberella, Postal.... man that dude made a shitload of movies! i mean literally, all of his movies are fucking shit thats why they would fit so damn great in here!
Leandro Pontes yeah true but i just want to hear what these 2 have to say about his movies.... i mean, its the same with "the room" everybody knows that movie is shit, everybody has seen at least one review of it and still, people want to see Brian and Kyle doing it! (man that last sentence without context sound strange: "people want to see Brian and Kyle doing it")
That was the 1st GB or BB movie review I saw which was mainly because I kept watching the Phelous reviews of the 4 Anaconda movies so in the up next section of videos I saw GB or BB Anaconda and clicked on it to find out what it was other than a Anaconda movie review.
Vice-Captain: I think you mean first officer, first mate, chief officer or chief mate. Intergalactic navigation: I think you mean interstellar navigation.
The dude who's tied himself to the command chair at 20:16 is an homage to Bram Stoker's DRACULA. The captain of the doomed ship the Demeter lashes himself to the ship's wheel, clutching a crucifix in his hand. His dead body is found that way when the ship runs aground on the Yorkshire coast near Whitby, Dracula's destination.
Good Bad or Bad Bad yes another GBORBB this Friday just keeps getting better also I know I keep on but please eventually do Mortal KOMBAT annihilation also ur great 👍🏼
That is the kind of stuff someone with a high intelligence would say! Many RPG's have a stake to the heart, just put them in Topor(unconscious) till the stake is removed!
Holy shit, they had Udo Kier and didn't use him as Dracula when he's played Dracula in the past? Mkay... Also, the concept of alien vampires was way better in Lifeforce. Oh and, PLEASE review Ice Cream Man and Cool Cat Save the Kids!
I think they're safe doing Ice Cream Man but Cool Cat Saves the Kids seems like a no go, especially knowing how Daddy Derek is regarding fair use... The movies I kinda want them to do are Ghosts Can't Do It(because it's a friggin' fever dream) and Basic Instincts 2, just because it's so lame I want both Brian and Kyle to have a melt down over it!😅
A sci-fi film based on Bram Stoker's Dracula could be something amazing! But this just feels like the people who wrote this movie just read the Wikipedia synopsis while at a Halloween store.
So this was "Lifeforce" meets "Vampirella". I'd say stick to "Lifeforce". And the "take the stake out and the vampire comes back to life" is an old trope from "House of Frankenstein" to Paul Naschy's "Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman" and many in between.
Oh, man. I'd *LOVE* A Good Bad or Bad Bad episode for Starship Troopers. Yeah, we all KNOW how good that movie is, but we knew how good Battlefield Earth was. C'moooooooooon.
It's criminal that you guys only have 10,000 subscribers. Congrats on 10K, by the way. I fucking love the show!!! I'm still putting in requests for "Showdown", with Billy Blanks (1993). As well as "No Retreat, No Surrender" (1986). It stars a very young Jean-Claude Van Damme as a Russian villain. Both films are terrible, but I loved them growing up in the late 80's/early 90's. Brian, Kyle...PLEASE check out these films!!!! You will not be disappointed, trust me. They're worth your time. Cheers, boys.
187: I like the fact that 1000 years from now the State of California Penal Code section for "homicide" is still used to signify "dangerous". Crippin' ain't easy, yo, but it sure does last long.
A crucifix without the Jesus figure on it is just a cross. I remember seeing this movie as a kid, I was expecting something more Lovecraftian going by the awesome cover. This movie is bad bad.
I THINK the stake thing was an actual old vampire rule. It doesn't kill the vampire but the idea is to forever keep them in the coffin by staking them through and into the back of the coffin.
Great video guys. Hey, a few days ago I was running down a hallway in space and I fell into a pit with my mouth open. Just my luck I swallowed some radioactive fluid from a busted...radioactive fluid main. Long story short the space doc says I only have 3 weeks to live. The good news is that's enough time for you guys to review The Barbarians! I know you won't let me down. *COUGH* I have to go rest now on account of the dying thing. Thanks for the great content!
Long story short: 187 was pretty smart, but then he got high, but then he got high, but then he got hiiiiiiigh. Right? Also, since Aurora is an android they could have written in that she sensed The Professor's body temperature was low because he's a vampire and that's how she knew. Guess that's too much of a big ask for the movie writers to come up with. ~shrugs~
How do these videos ever get flagged? As in, they are a reviews, plus comical in nature - doesn't that clear them for this kind of content? :( Just ridiculous on how they're getting taken down.
You guys are laughing, but Hugo and Jake from Bible Reloaded were actually fundraising their legal team to fight stupid copyright's claims. And they won, so don't give up! You will get bigger and get more money and it will get easier. :)
Jason X is a movie that is bearable and actually mostly entertaining, this movie while having some shining moments is still a awful movie that fails to be a Battlefield Earth, The Room, etc because those had intentional effort to be good or great movies.
I would recommend, for when the time of year rolls around, Home Alone 4. It may be one that could be tricky with copyright, but I don't think ANY studio would want to protect it. It's cheap, none of the characters seem to be who they are supposed to be, and it ends on a fourth wall break (and also uses "I Feel Good" a million times unironically).
Holy shit. Can't believe your being fucked with on those vids, they are some of the best as you said. Really hope it turns out for the best for you guys.
Anime I saw: Guy talking to the vampire parents of his vampire girlfriend, who are actually very nice people: "I thought vampires were blood-sucking monsters who you can only kill with a stake through the heart!" Vampire mom: "How barbaric and horrible! Besides, a stake through the heart will kill ANYONE!"
If you fancy doing another bad Dracula film, Dracula 3D by Dario Argento might be worth a watch. They somehow roped Rutger Hauer in to play Van Helsing, it's cheap, cheesy, and was directed by someone who had a lot of talent once upon a time (not sure where it went though).
I'm always excited to watch a video by discount Chris Evans and Jonah Hill
🤣
I can't unsee it 😂
They looked like discount Caspar von Dien and Tiny Lister, for a moment.
not even wrong
I always thought he looked like Captain America too.
Coolio is definitely supposed to be Dracula's minion, Renfield. In the book he's technically still human, but he's completely out of his mind. Talks to himself, eats spiders and rats. Does Dracula's bidding. Looks like Coolio actually did a good job of embodying that character. Good for him! 🤣🤣
It would make my life complete if Neil Breen was actually a GB or BB fan and posted in the comments.
Actually I think I have seen him comment... somewhere...
Isn't that corrupt?
@@floydlooney6837 That's just not right!
Who am I? What am I?
You are now free ,of ptsd
Um, he’s an all knowing, all seeing, all powerful, tech enhanced, space Jesus…
Of course he watches GBorBB!!
HOW THE HELL can vampires, on a planet full of vampires, survive?!
They can't.
I have ideas but they're kinda convulated. Let's say they mostly involve human farming and huge galatic hunts because human blood is more a fancy than a necessity.
I also had another idea in which human blood is seen as a prize that can potentially give the vampire special powers. It's a bit on the fantasy side and it's quite complicated. Dracula escapes the Carpathian System with some rogue vampires and end up on Earth to satisfy his thirst for blood because his fellow citizens won't kill uselessly, especially not sentient creatures. The problem is that Dracula gets more traction over time and humans gets tired of being assassinated for their blood so after a bloody war Dracula get exiled again, he goes into torpor a long while until he's discovered by a rag tag group of explorer then our movie can start....
The special powers plot is more of a reason to motivate Dracula's actions. On his native planet the vampires are rather peaceful because they abadonned their lust for power and since they're not hunting all the time or destroy each other for more powers they were able to progress and acheive durable peace. Eating/drinking blood from sapient creatures was a way to become super fast, regenerate quickly, levitate, etc. But a lot of positive propaganda made this civilization forget their violent past, except a particular clan of formerly and extremely powerful vampires...
If Sam Mraovich himself is the one that sabotaged your 50th Episode video, he's not only a jerk, he's a complete idiot as well. If it wasn't for your videos about his "films", no one would even know who he was. There are only a scant few videos on CZcams about his work, of which yours were the most prominent. He owes whatever sliver of fame he can grasp to you guys! Oh, well...some people just don't have the stomach for fair-use criticism.
Cylon1013 If he cant take criticism, he shouldn’t even try making movie or acting. Shame that Sam has no balls. Since Disney owns Fox, would that horrible Christmas movie that got blocked should say “Blocked by Disney”?
the only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about.
So in the novel Dracula, the captain of the Demeter binds himself to the wheel after Dracula kills everybody else on the ship. Though he died, he still kept the heading of the ship, which is how it reached England, which was Drac's plan. I don't know why the sci-fi version of the captain binding himself to the chair would keep the heading of the ship, but I think that was kind of the idea somehow?
Ohhh. Who would have guessed they actually read the novel. Kinda makes me sad everything else sucked
In space, you don't need somebody holding a big wooden wheel to "hold your heading". If you're going in a direction, that's your heading, basically forever, or until you hit something.
It's like Coolio came across an episode of Red Dwarf one day while high, and the next day he got cast in this movie and the only thing he remembered was The Cat's performance.
How the HELL did they cast Udo Kier in a Dracula movie, but didn't cast him as Dracula!?
They got Udo Kier for about an hour .
Getting him for more would have cost more money they didn't have
They had to complete their "bad choices" movie bingo card.
Check out Blood for Dracula. He's a killer Dracula there.
@@ambskater97 I've seen it, that's why this movie kills me.
CodeNameX001 I know Udo Might be a sex God to Some, but he doesn’t have the 12 pack he used to,
Dracula has got to be fuckable,
The guy in the chefs coat is Udo Kier. He is a great actor and has a long history with vampire films. Including playing Dracula and Dr. Frankenstein in Andy Warhol's treatment of both films. Which you should cover someday because they are very entertaining.
Udo Kier is in a LOT of Good Bad and Bad Bad movies.
He literally looks and talks exactly like how u think a vampire would, he was also in the 1st Blade
It's really fun to go from watching Dracula 2000 to Dracula 3000.
As a bit of a buff on the topic (I work at a haunted house), I have to say not only is the costume mid-level Halloween store ... but their fangs are also about the same. Slightly impressed they didn't lisp more, tbh.
Whoever's taking down your reviews won't get away with it at the end of the day. They're probably just upset that someone is providing a non-glowing opinion on their precious baby, because he/she can't handle criticism, like a lot of bad movie directors. You guys will emerge victorious, I just know it! Love your videos as always!
That's why I discourage recommendations of Cool Cat Saves The Kids at the moment(and probably any other moments, ever, since Derek Savage is a complete douche)!
At least Dracula didn't sparkle
The most abrupt ending I've ever seen or heard before from a movie.
Amazing isn't it?! 😂
Almost like they pulled the plug
They probably ran out of money and script.
Still less abrupt than the ending from robocop 2
I assumed the explosion symbolized Tiny Lister climaxing as the ship exploding approaching the sun.
you know you made it when you get copyright bots coming for you, welcome to the big time buddies
full props for Neil Breen, i have seen so many bad movie reviews for his films (all desreved), but like a real trooper he does not complain, he just keeps on going. making films HE wants and produces and directs...etc...etc..but he is living his dream. god bless him and i hope he continues to make films forever.
Extreme close ups make sense, that way you don't have to make sets.
31:34 - Edgar Wright was paying homage to Sam Raimi with those snap zooms.
Oh, Udo! You say yes to everything but also make every scene better ;)
This is why you should always watch GBBB as soon as they post a new video.
So glad to see you review this pile of garbage. We reviewed it on my channel and I did it with the smartest girl I know. She tried really hard to make sense of this movie. As if it was a challenge that she couldn't solve. Obviously, it simply DOESN'T make any sense. I'm also glad to see that you hit on almost every single weirdness we found in the film. We didn't notice the story missing and the speed of the final 10-12 minutes, probably for lack of money to finish it right, but we actually thought that the Dracula actor was just a guy who wandered onto set and they said "you'll do". Great review and very accurate that this was Bad Bad. Horrible Bad. No Excuse Bad.
I like how your M&M premise is so original that the youtube algorithm couldn't come up with related channels, so it just sort of shrugged and put Jake Paul at the top of the list.
Great.... because I want to be just like Jake Paul. >:(
If you think that's bad, I just checked and my top related channel is currently Markiplier (who started off in 2012 as a knock-off Pewdiepie and has evolved to become a knock-off 2012-era Pewdiepie). I haven't properly dug in yet, but you still showed up on my front page, sandwiched between a painting tutorial and a cancer charity.
Neil Breen and dogs…
Two things that humanity doesn’t deserve-but we are lucky enough to have!😂❤
The guy in the Dracula Halloween costume picture looks just like the guy from Birdemic
How could you have forgotten Tiny Lister as President of ERth in The Fifth Element?
"Stedd-dehd....! I don' wan' a incident!"
Came down to the comments early to point out the same thing. . . He was classic in that movie! Squashing the radar dished cockroach with the heel of his shoe, while not even noticing the hardware on the thing. . .
@@wallyman292 To be fair, the autopsies on the cockroaches I've squished were so perfunctory their hardware would have gone unnoticed.
Yes, the only YT channel to hold my attention for a full hour and more. Great mixture of good content, personalities and looks ( hello Bryan ;) )
3:47
90% of those comments were me...sorry guys
"This was a disaster from beginning to end." - Bryan
Christian Di Leo Reviews I was the other 10% if that’s the case 🤣🤣🤣✌🏾
@@dexterremy8258 my man
Ok time to hunt you for bothering them,Sit still while i go get the pitchforks.
Fun fact: Udo Kier, who was the guy during the countdown, played one the less, well-done Draculas back in the 70s.
54:20 This is probably the only part of the movie that is accurate where it comes to vampire folklore. The wooden stake is not used to kill the vampire, but rather to nail it to the ground, as it rests in the grave. What happened in the real world, when people in parts of Europe thought vampires were a thing, was that graves were dug up, coffins opened and then a stake was driven through the corpse to keep it from rising. Wood was the cheapest material to make a pointy object, which was also hard enough to hammer down. To kill a vampire you need to cut its head off, stuff its mouth with garlic or burn the shit out of it. This is retold as the sure way to eliminate a vampire in Bram Stoker's novel, when Van Helsing explains that's the only way they can kill Lucy Westerna, best friend to Mina Harker and the former bride of one of the four men who go after the Count. You can see the scene from the novel faithfully replicated in Coppola's 1992 movie. czcams.com/video/8rlohOLUi9k/video.html
So in this case, yeah, if they pulled out the pool cue from either 187 or Mina, they would come back to life.
That's what I thought because in some myths you can drown a vampire, but it will only stay dead as long as it remain submerged, so that was my logical conclusion for the pike not killing Mina(if I'm wrong about the water thing you seem knowledgeable enough to correct me on it)
There are literary references galore, though. SOMEBODY, probably one of the writers, knew some vampire stuff.
As a forinstance, in the chronological listing of vampiric genealogy, they list "1842-Camille LeFanu", which is a reference to Sheridan Lefanu, who wrote "Camille", which is a cool* atmospheric vampire tale that predated Bram Stoker's story by a a quarter century.
*-if you like that old-timey kind of thing**.
**-i.e.: If you're cool, tbh.
@@bradgregory6995 you get my upvote for those foot notes alone 😎
I feel like Dracula would be more into fashion than being stuck in the 1600s
Fuck yeah! My spider sense was tingling
This movie reminded me of a classic one I watched, and loved, as a kid. Dark Star by John Carpenter.
There's an alien that is an beachball with feet. It murders people. That's all you need to know.
I first saw this movie on the SciFi channel back in the day.😄😄😄
since starship troopers was mentioned in here I feel that any starship troopers except the first one would be perfect for your show ESPECIALLY PART 4
Could you guys do Black Sheep? It's about sheep in New Zealand that turn evil. I'm sure you'll get some laughs from it.
OMG I thought you meant the Chris Farley Black Sheep...I was super confused!! But possessed sheep sounds way worse!
Nobody said they were possessed, you dunce.
But that movie is good
Finally!I was tired of watching n re-watching your older videos!love this as usual 😄😄😄
YAAAAY another episode ! Thank you guys so much ! I can't believe how much u guys do for us , on the behalf of all the true fans , i salute you !
P.S. : Please do a room review , no matter how many times it's been done , all of us agree that we would like to see ur take on it , Much love from Lebanon
Birdemic > The Room! u_u
i want them to review fucking Uwe Boll movies! like Far Cry, Blood Raine, Blubberella, Postal.... man that dude made a shitload of movies! i mean literally, all of his movies are fucking shit thats why they would fit so damn great in here!
Well, that's easy, they're all BAD BAD. Done. xD
Leandro Pontes yeah true but i just want to hear what these 2 have to say about his movies....
i mean, its the same with "the room" everybody knows that movie is shit, everybody has seen at least one review of it and still, people want to see Brian and Kyle doing it!
(man that last sentence without context sound strange: "people want to see Brian and Kyle doing it")
Your comment about the story of Dracula on a boat just made me think of Nosferatu. Great video, guys!
I am deeply saddened by the loss of the Anaconda review, your John Voight rape faces needed to be saved for posterity.
That was the 1st GB or BB movie review I saw which was mainly because I kept watching the Phelous reviews of the 4 Anaconda movies so in the up next section of videos I saw GB or BB Anaconda and clicked on it to find out what it was other than a Anaconda movie review.
Vice-Captain: I think you mean first officer, first mate, chief officer or chief mate.
Intergalactic navigation: I think you mean interstellar navigation.
The dude who's tied himself to the command chair at 20:16 is an homage to Bram Stoker's DRACULA. The captain of the doomed ship the Demeter lashes himself to the ship's wheel, clutching a crucifix in his hand. His dead body is found that way when the ship runs aground on the Yorkshire coast near Whitby, Dracula's destination.
I'm pretty sure the bit about a vampire coming back when you remove the stake was used in House of Frankenstein back in the day.
first
Yes you are my good sirs. Yes your are.
I've been campaigning for this movie for a while...sorry guys, i'm so so sorry
You were 1st after me
273th! *^_^*
Good Bad or Bad Bad yes another GBORBB this Friday just keeps getting better also I know I keep on but please eventually do Mortal KOMBAT annihilation also ur great 👍🏼
Nice touch with the Reel Big Fish 'Sell Out'
That is the kind of stuff someone with a high intelligence would say! Many RPG's have a stake to the heart, just put them in Topor(unconscious) till the stake is removed!
Holy shit, they had Udo Kier and didn't use him as Dracula when he's played Dracula in the past? Mkay... Also, the concept of alien vampires was way better in Lifeforce.
Oh and, PLEASE review Ice Cream Man and Cool Cat Save the Kids!
I think they're safe doing Ice Cream Man but Cool Cat Saves the Kids seems like a no go, especially knowing how Daddy Derek is regarding fair use...
The movies I kinda want them to do are Ghosts Can't Do It(because it's a friggin' fever dream) and Basic Instincts 2, just because it's so lame I want both Brian and Kyle to have a melt down over it!😅
This movie is a fkn masterpiece! A gold-standard when it comes to Hollywood movie production value.
A sci-fi film based on Bram Stoker's Dracula could be something amazing! But this just feels like the people who wrote this movie just read the Wikipedia synopsis while at a Halloween store.
I hope the On Deadly Ground video doesn't get struck down. What will I do without you guys losing it over Seagal punching the racism out of a guy?
So this was "Lifeforce" meets "Vampirella". I'd say stick to "Lifeforce".
And the "take the stake out and the vampire comes back to life" is an old trope from "House of Frankenstein" to Paul Naschy's "Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman" and many in between.
Oh, man. I'd *LOVE* A Good Bad or Bad Bad episode for Starship Troopers. Yeah, we all KNOW how good that movie is, but we knew how good Battlefield Earth was. C'moooooooooon.
It's criminal that you guys only have 10,000 subscribers. Congrats on 10K, by the way. I fucking love the show!!!
I'm still putting in requests for "Showdown", with Billy Blanks (1993). As well as "No Retreat, No Surrender" (1986). It stars a very young Jean-Claude Van Damme as a Russian villain. Both films are terrible, but I loved them growing up in the late 80's/early 90's. Brian, Kyle...PLEASE check out these films!!!! You will not be disappointed, trust me. They're worth your time. Cheers, boys.
I feel kinda bad now in recommending this film...awesome job guys, knew you would like the ending
187: I like the fact that 1000 years from now the State of California Penal Code section for "homicide" is still used to signify "dangerous". Crippin' ain't easy, yo, but it sure does last long.
Sees it - wait are they doing Dracula 2000? Sweet, that movie is watchable shit, right in the vein of Queen of the Damned. Oh, it's Dracula 3000.
A crucifix without the Jesus figure on it is just a cross.
I remember seeing this movie as a kid, I was expecting something more Lovecraftian going by the awesome cover.
This movie is bad bad.
Best video yet, fellas. Keep up the awesome work and best of luck with the BS copy claim issues!
Dracula looks like some dude you'd see buying door knobs at a Home Depot.
I THINK the stake thing was an actual old vampire rule. It doesn't kill the vampire but the idea is to forever keep them in the coffin by staking them through and into the back of the coffin.
Great video guys. Hey, a few days ago I was running down a hallway in space and I fell into a pit with my mouth open. Just my luck I swallowed some radioactive fluid from a busted...radioactive fluid main. Long story short the space doc says I only have 3 weeks to live. The good news is that's enough time for you guys to review The Barbarians! I know you won't let me down. *COUGH* I have to go rest now on account of the dying thing. Thanks for the great content!
Either that or Ator(sorry I know you died but I wanted to acknowledge your wish so it won't end up in oblivion)😋
Should have had Dracula dress like Cumberbatch's "Khan" in "Star Trek Into Darkness" which, I thought, was a cool costume design,
Kyle Hinton got a million cool points for knowing who Deebo is in Friday.
The writer for this movie and Dracula 2000 was also wrote Terminator Genysis
SWEEEET! MY RECOMMENDATION! Thanks you guys, can't wait to watch it hehe
Long story short:
187 was pretty smart,
but then he got high,
but then he got high,
but then he got hiiiiiiigh. Right?
Also, since Aurora is an android they could have written in that she sensed The Professor's body temperature was low because he's a vampire and that's how she knew. Guess that's too much of a big ask for the movie writers to come up with. ~shrugs~
How do these videos ever get flagged? As in, they are a reviews, plus comical in nature - doesn't that clear them for this kind of content? :( Just ridiculous on how they're getting taken down.
Who'd of thunk that Bob Ucker's line from a commercial ("Bingo, I must be in the first row!") would make it all the way to the year 2995. . .
You guys are laughing, but Hugo and Jake from Bible Reloaded were actually fundraising their legal team to fight stupid copyright's claims. And they won, so don't give up! You will get bigger and get more money and it will get easier. :)
Aurora killing the professor reminds me of that scene in The Simpsons.
"You killed Zombie Flanders!"
"he was a zombie?"
1. Phantasm
2. Jason X
3. Jurassic Park 3
4. Highlander: The Source
5. Highlander: The Raven (which you can find on CZcams)
Jason X is a movie that is bearable and actually mostly entertaining, this movie while having some shining moments is still a awful movie that fails to be a Battlefield Earth, The Room, etc because those had intentional effort to be good or great movies.
You guys could do The Hottie and the Nottie. It's a fine mess of a movie that it'll melt your brains. Also Uwe Boll.
9:15-10:45
The comic Vampirella (original 1960s run) did this idea first, and better.
I would recommend, for when the time of year rolls around, Home Alone 4. It may be one that could be tricky with copyright, but I don't think ANY studio would want to protect it. It's cheap, none of the characters seem to be who they are supposed to be, and it ends on a fourth wall break (and also uses "I Feel Good" a million times unironically).
Man, that isn't even a crucifix. It's just a cross.
THANK YOU!!! I REQUESTED THIS A COUPLE OF TIMES(with others GBBB fans)!!! I’ll be watching and laughing at this shortly!! LOL!!
Holy shit. Can't believe your being fucked with on those vids, they are some of the best as you said. Really hope it turns out for the best for you guys.
Its a fucking crime that these guys are not more well known
Thanks guys another awesome video
Never read Bram Stoker’s Dracula but the boat is definitely a significant part of Nosferatu
I always laugh when channels ask us to like the video before we even watch it. But I actually do it for you guys 👍 been here from the start
Homie never got to try out the Pleasure Bot in the end, please leave a like for our fallen Brother...
I sleep better at night thinking enough time had gone by before the explosion for him to complete his "mission"
Tiny Lister is in No Holds Barred with Hulk Hogan. Which I've noticed you haven't reviewed.
*Dookie intensifies*
45:30 THE USSR STILL LIVES ON THE YEAR 3000
The Mother III. Ah, yes, my favorite Nintendo-themed spaceship.
Fun(?) fact: Udo Kier played Dracula years ago.
Look into Beastly, you gents should enjoy that.
*HOW THE HELL HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE MOVIE, FRIDAY!!*
I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU GUYS
The scientist looks exactly like one of the marionettes from Team America: World Police.
To kill a vampire you must have one wooden stake and two large bazongas.
“Country of origin: South Africa.”
Suddenly explains all the South African CR-21 rifles.
How does a planet of vampires work? If everyone's a vampire, what are they feeding on?
Anime I saw: Guy talking to the vampire parents of his vampire girlfriend, who are actually very nice people: "I thought vampires were blood-sucking monsters who you can only kill with a stake through the heart!"
Vampire mom: "How barbaric and horrible! Besides, a stake through the heart will kill ANYONE!"
My favorite GBorBB is luckily still available. That being 3 Ninja's.
187 is a reference to famous song "Deep cover" by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, with the chorus being "187 on an undercover cop". Good job Kyle.
The Captain is the same guy who played the main vampire in Blade who Deacon Frost kills on the beach.
This movie is just the writer and director's way of saying they freaking hate you.
So, like Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂?
Anything with Casper Van Dien (other than Starship Troopers) is almost guaranteed to be bad, though some might be Good Bad rather than Bad Bad.
If you fancy doing another bad Dracula film, Dracula 3D by Dario Argento might be worth a watch. They somehow roped Rutger Hauer in to play Van Helsing, it's cheap, cheesy, and was directed by someone who had a lot of talent once upon a time (not sure where it went though).
Watch Hawkeye (1988) . It’s your classic 80s cop movie. Basically the 1st draft of samurai cop
LoyalT1987 there was no 1st draft of samurai cop. It was all improv
Is this part of the Hawkeye Initiative?
man, i've told so many times about Hawkeye! They need to do it!
"...Kyle and I's response..."
I am disappoint.
Wait. This is Dracula In Outer Space? Burying the lede there, guys.