So we were finally able to get this posted after the copyright owner didn't respond to our dispute on their claim within 48 hours. I can't promise how long this will remain available, and we aren't able to monetize it. So do us a favor and go hop on the Patreon or buy some merch on Tee Public. Thanks and enjoy!
I always get a laugh from the fact that the movie tries to call the vampire “The Master” but, everyone who watches this film winds up just calling him “Bloodlock”.
Hey Bryan! Congrats on the nuptials! 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊 🍺 Hey Kyle! Congrats on being awesome! You guys are truly CZcams's hidden-est gem. I come for the laughs, but stay for the insight 😆
I've seen that flute playing scene so many times now, like everyone else, but only now do I realize that the elf on the farthest left plays the pan flute wrong. He "plays" it by wiggling his fingers like a regular flute, even though it doesn't make sense because there are no sound holes on that side of the pan flute LOL.
A few thoughts: 1. You opened saying it was the 160 second episode, but it was MUCH longer. You do this like every 10 episodes, and I can't figure out how you guys are so bad at estimating time. 2. Congratulations on getting married! 3. Also congratulations on being able to post the episode! Who would try to copyright claim this?? You'd have to admit to owning it, and geez that would be embarrassing!! 4. The wigs are glorious, and MUST stay!!
I think the premise of this movie could have been pretty intriguing in the right hands (with the money to spend). Had they found the adequate tone and tension, added a more unnerving aspect, and hired some competent people to work on it, I think this could have potentially worked.
That kind of ending is always a slap in the mouth. Unless they'd turned it so that the wife actually acted on what she found out about the sister, ect (don't want to spoil it) or something.
Two missed jokes: 1. The husband's name is Barry, and in a movie about the undead no one said "He wasn't to Barry something in his SIL" 2. The wig was cutting off blood to your brain at one point, wouldn't that make it ... a Bloodlock?!
At 49 something we get to Bryan get out the "skin flute" analogy and i lost my sh!*!!! Thanks for the show guys! Some good laughs in this piece of fantastic crap!
Please tell me Katie was the British girl...or the elf girlfriend (don't ask me for any names) 🤣🤣 also, an idea for next year, you should dress as browen wilson, crazy eddie and agent pasta from meltdown
That shot of the old couple w/the suitcases breaking into a house in broad daylight brought up repressed memories lmao. If I remember correctly, I saw this garbage on tv years ago (syfy or chiller?). If this went straight to dvd then I'm wrong. but the scenes shown after that part are very familar lmao.
Pretty sure this was in Youngstown; there's a paper box for The Vindicator. Also, as an Ohioan halfway between Youngstown and Akron, I apologize for this film regardless of direction.
Wow, what an insane movie, laughed a lot. Also, am I hallucinating like the "Buffy" character, or is there a Osama bin Laden cameo on the undead police-chief's t-Shirt at czcams.com/video/uXo5qM43bUE/video.html ? Drove me bonkers.
I would like to see vampire hunters going to weekly Confession and daily Mass, rather than just having crucifixes and holy water. But it’s not going to happen, unless some serious Catholic goes for making extra-low-budget horror movies. Possible but I’ve never heard of it happening.
He doesn't chew the scenery in that quite as much as in the movie that shares your name. But I don't know if that feat could be achieved twice in human history!
Why did they use the hot girl as the one being cheated on? Lisa should be the wife and Christine should be the mistress because Christine is way hotter than Lisa.
They stop fucking around and start actually talking about the movie @ 4:00 for those who want to actually hear about the movie and not watch them think they're funny
So we were finally able to get this posted after the copyright owner didn't respond to our dispute on their claim within 48 hours.
I can't promise how long this will remain available, and we aren't able to monetize it.
So do us a favor and go hop on the Patreon or buy some merch on Tee Public.
Thanks and enjoy!
Love you guys 😂🤘 lol
We collectively refuse your demands, unless Bryan used the line;
*”I’ll shut the shit outta your window!!”* on his wedding night and/or honeymoon.🤣
Imagine holding onto the copyright and being protective of... Bloodlock.
Someone is clearly way too proud of this piece of garbage. 🤣🤣🤣
@@trouty606 right?! 🤣👍
Ive been waiting my whole life to see Kyle as the blond flute playing elf and Bryan as Stephen Groo. Now my life is perfect.
ik I got so excited when I saw that I was thinking what took you guys so long to dress like that for Halloween
Same ✅ me also lol 😂
Unsure what the clip is from, but the fact that they managed to have literally NONE of the instruments match the music track is...somethin'
I just wanna know where I can get my very own Grooblade the Fedslayer
I always get a laugh from the fact that the movie tries to call the vampire “The Master” but, everyone who watches this film winds up just calling him “Bloodlock”.
Oh good god. GBorBB's halloween costumes this year straight up killed me right at the intro. I'M IN TEARS
Kyle stroking his long locks makes me oddly happy 😊
Hey Bryan! Congrats on the nuptials! 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊 🍺 Hey Kyle! Congrats on being awesome!
You guys are truly CZcams's hidden-est gem. I come for the laughs, but stay for the insight 😆
Boy, I was giving this film way too much credit. I thought "Bloodlock" would be some kind of hybrid of a vampire warlock.
I figured you would have learned about wigs, etc after the Breen beard debacle.
Hey man!! At least they knew not to just scotch tape the fake facial hair on-instead of using the sticky back…Unlike Breen. 🤣🤦♀️
This channel is criminally underrated.
I wanna know what you guys think about Breen announcing his new film is complete
Oh cool, I didn't even hear that he was making another movie.
They will most likely do a reaction video when the trailer eventually hits!
For some reason I want to know whether Breen did his own catering for the latest movie and if it was any good.
@@markiangooley he looks like a guy who makes ham and mayo sandwiches.
Oh, no. I've been dreading the day that they discover this turd...
I don’t care what you say, Kyle has the locks of the Mighty Thor. A true son of Odin! 😁
Flutulus is now my canon name for flute elf
OHMYGAWD!! The Jessica Lange lady is in a movie called *{Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh}* and I desperately need to see that now!🤣💗
Words cannot describe how much I love these costumes
I've seen that flute playing scene so many times now, like everyone else, but only now do I realize that the elf on the farthest left plays the pan flute wrong. He "plays" it by wiggling his fingers like a regular flute, even though it doesn't make sense because there are no sound holes on that side of the pan flute LOL.
At 44:23 we can see that the mayor bought a nice Bin Laden t-shirt once turned into a vampire.
Vampires are such fashionistas.
A few thoughts:
1. You opened saying it was the 160 second episode, but it was MUCH longer. You do this like every 10 episodes, and I can't figure out how you guys are so bad at estimating time.
2. Congratulations on getting married!
3. Also congratulations on being able to post the episode! Who would try to copyright claim this?? You'd have to admit to owning it, and geez that would be embarrassing!!
4. The wigs are glorious, and MUST stay!!
Ha! I see what you did there…
I love it. 🤣💗👍
Hey!!! You're right this was way longer then a 160 seconds! 🤪
I think the premise of this movie could have been pretty intriguing in the right hands (with the money to spend). Had they found the adequate tone and tension, added a more unnerving aspect, and hired some competent people to work on it, I think this could have potentially worked.
That kind of ending is always a slap in the mouth. Unless they'd turned it so that the wife actually acted on what she found out about the sister, ect (don't want to spoil it) or something.
Two missed jokes:
1. The husband's name is Barry, and in a movie about the undead no one said "He wasn't to Barry something in his SIL"
2. The wig was cutting off blood to your brain at one point, wouldn't that make it ... a Bloodlock?!
The close up of the main vampire looks like a PS2 game character.
So Brian learned the age old trick of reading product dimensions for his props
Grooblade the Fedslayer has been reformed!
Kyle is serving Thor from Adventures in Babysitting realness.
Kyle went full Jethro Tull
I had to pause the video soon as he said "If i was 30 years younger, you'll be in alot more trouble than you are right now."
so sad that I'm just seeing this now but the Halloween costumes had me crying. great video as always
What you got here is a bloodlock, lemme get muh tools
At 49 something we get to Bryan get out the "skin flute" analogy and i lost my sh!*!!! Thanks for the show guys! Some good laughs in this piece of fantastic crap!
My eyes getting Bloodshot makes them Bloodlocked while swimming in the Deadpool
Did you guys see Neil Breen's CZcams clip saying his new movie is done?! Completely done! Breeniverse is coming
It looks like a malfunctioning video game.
Please tell me Katie was the British girl...or the elf girlfriend (don't ask me for any names) 🤣🤣 also, an idea for next year, you should dress as browen wilson, crazy eddie and agent pasta from meltdown
That shot of the old couple w/the suitcases breaking into a house in broad daylight brought up repressed memories lmao. If I remember correctly, I saw this garbage on tv years ago (syfy or chiller?). If this went straight to dvd then I'm wrong. but the scenes shown after that part are very familar lmao.
First of all, these wigs are raggedy and belong in the trash 🤣
Second, congratulations Brian 🎊 that pic of you and Katie looks so sweet
This show is absolutely hilarious. So glad I found this channel. You both do an awesome job
43:35 Kyle always has the best WTF did I just watch face LOL
She hallucinated it... just like Keanu Reeves in The Devil's Advocate. Very original.
ohhhhhhh my god these are the best halloween costumes i have ever seen
"Elves have real hair." Also, elves don't exist.
The first 5 seconds of this video is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 👏👏👏🤣🤣 lmao (please do the movie blood-massacre next)
This is gonna hurt.
FINALLY!!!!!!
I swear I saw a "deadly Farts" jar in another bad movie!
The wife actually dresses like Millie from Checkmate 😂
I love the Elf Jesus look 😊
Pretty sure this was in Youngstown; there's a paper box for The Vindicator.
Also, as an Ohioan halfway between Youngstown and Akron, I apologize for this film regardless of direction.
24:47 I'm pretty sure she whispers "That almost made sense" or "That one almost made sense"
Awesome.
Congrats Brian! Did Kyle play the flute at the wedding?
Also also, "In assoSiation with" 5:50
Perfect movie
I have a recommendation, New York Ninja It was made in the mid 80s but not released until 2021
The last few picks Bryan has made are progressively killing poor Kyle, I fear he may not last much longer...
I think I seen this film before years ago.
Anyone else think that Bloodlock looks like Cyrax?
Quality movies as always!
I can tell just how inebriated you guys were for this one
What episode is the one with the flute that you guys start with ?
I don't know the episode # but the movie is The Unexpected Race. Classic GBorBB episode.
I've got a couple of suggestions. S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer) directed by Bob Willems and Dead Clowns directed by Steve Sessions.
Has anyone ever called you the human version of Peter Griffin ❤️
Why would they insult the like that?
So that's Cyrax behind the Bloodlock, right? I mean, the basement dwelling, the looks and style check out, plus the whole thing is set in Akron, Ohio.
Are you sure this wasn't a youtube version zoomed in to avoid copyright strikes?
Please do Amityville Thanksgiving. I just saw Snob's review, and it's right up your alley.
yesssssssss the vid is up :D
Wow, what an insane movie, laughed a lot. Also, am I hallucinating like the "Buffy" character, or is there a Osama bin Laden cameo on the undead police-chief's t-Shirt at czcams.com/video/uXo5qM43bUE/video.html ? Drove me bonkers.
Nice costumes! Congrats on the marriage! When are you going to review feeders?
100% team Spike. I have Angel.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:23 Ok, WTF? Why is that guy wearing an Osama bin Laden shirt? What a weird choice on the wardrobe department's part.
Best couples cosplay
Is this movie on streaming anywhere?
Jackin it, jackin it, jacky jack
Is this movie....Schotten Freude?
Love you, Brian. I hope things work out for you. However, marriage is for suckers. No pun intended.
I disagree....that music wasn't as bad as the sex scene in watchmen, where they played Hallelujah
Do these godawful films get distribution deals just so assholes on CZcams can make bad movie review channels? (something I wholeheartedly approve of).
This is just porn without the sex
It's probably better for it in this case.
40:56😂😂😂
I don't know if Kyle "Carradine" Hinton should be mocking other people's pronunciation skills. 🙃
I would like to see vampire hunters going to weekly Confession and daily Mass, rather than just having crucifixes and holy water. But it’s not going to happen, unless some serious Catholic goes for making extra-low-budget horror movies. Possible but I’ve never heard of it happening.
I've never seen TipToes but if it's Gary Oldmans role of a lifetime I just gotta check it out
He doesn't chew the scenery in that quite as much as in the movie that shares your name. But I don't know if that feat could be achieved twice in human history!
Gary Oldman walks around on his knees the entire film that should be enough reason to watch it. And the Kate beckinsale blowjob scene I guess
I an not comfortable with how much that women looks like Jessica Lange
Could this be the new worst vampire movie? Otaku Vampires was pretty awful so Bloodlock has to stiff competition.
I like the show but I think the videos are too long, maybe 30 minutes is good.
Why did they use the hot girl as the one being cheated on? Lisa should be the wife and Christine should be the mistress because Christine is way hotter than Lisa.
Because then you would have the less hot girl as the main character for the entire movie. 🤷♀️
Another shitty horror "movie" with no Wikipedia article that nobody's ever heard of. Sigh.....
I've heard of it but haven't seen it but I've heard it's scary bad 😆
Can’t be any worse than Otaku Vampires
Redlettermedia did it on Best of the Worst
@@justsignmeup911 I never watch them. I've never seen a single video of theirs.
They stop fucking around and start actually talking about the movie @ 4:00 for those who want to actually hear about the movie and not watch them think they're funny
I love you GUYS🤣🤣🤣🤣
@0:21 "Flute Elf" is cool and all...but "Maracas Elf" is "En Fuego". 🔥🪇😂🪇🔥