Never Mind the Buzzcocks goes Jewish

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  • čas přidán 9. 11. 2010
  • Simon Amstell attempts to make the Christmas special slightly less Christian during the Introduction Round
    UPDATE:
    I'm sick of getting emails full of racism. If you have such opinions, please, keep them to yourself.
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Komentáře • 116

  • @buamp8186
    @buamp8186 Před 7 lety +53

    Left out the funniest part.
    "That was Hava Nagila. By Jews."

    • @xX0KatieGreen0Xx
      @xX0KatieGreen0Xx Před 7 lety +14

      Matthew Chandler wasn't that in the episode with Amy Winehouse?

  • @Bigmeatyclaws1237
    @Bigmeatyclaws1237 Před 12 lety +54

    "i have no clue what you're playing" "Drum" LOL.

  • @MrSirMrSirMr
    @MrSirMrSirMr Před 6 lety +20

    Well done for producing an episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Bodak, that's a really high-profile gig.

  • @Hdheo6272
    @Hdheo6272 Před 12 lety +27

    i have no regrets, he deserved it!' WHY HAS NO ONE QUOTED THIS YET. ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

    • @MrHarrytheJew
      @MrHarrytheJew Před 2 lety

      I’ll always go for this when someone says the same thing to me.

  • @DCLsMusic
    @DCLsMusic Před 11 lety +3

    merry xmas everybody!!

  • @Jaxterpeace
    @Jaxterpeace Před 7 lety +7

    I thought the song was funky town

  • @GooalaShooola
    @GooalaShooola Před 13 lety

    I can't believe I've never watched this episode before - that is genuinely hilarious.

  • @nikkifever
    @nikkifever Před 13 lety +3

    "He deserved it", replay x 100, still kills me.

  • @Kacs_ky
    @Kacs_ky Před 6 lety +15

    Well technically the Romans killed him...

    • @dbg5744
      @dbg5744 Před 6 lety +5

      on behalf of the jews. The Romans didn't care about jesus. The jew leadership at the time hated him for what he was saying etc.

    • @harrycook9041
      @harrycook9041 Před 5 lety

      @@dbg5744 Wasn't the whole point of Jesus to come to Earth and to die for our sins? So, it doesn't really matter who killed him, because his entire point was to die?

  • @ldsjim
    @ldsjim Před 12 lety +1

    I remember laughing to tears at that!

  • @lumpfish99
    @lumpfish99 Před 12 lety

    @boliussa yes im sure you are but the picture is there for public view so visit london and see it for yourself. the tours are free.

  • @InsideCellardoor
    @InsideCellardoor Před 12 lety +1

    Simon is awesome!

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @cornishpastie9
    and that's why in the recent UN talks, Mahmoud Abbas refused to mention any jewish rights to any land.. while Netanyahu has said he's willing to accept a palestinian state (it's a second one!). The Arabs will not share. They will not recognise that there are two people with valid claims. Only themselves.

  • @portnjazhka
    @portnjazhka Před 12 lety +3

    oh god, i'm reading comments after watching Simon and i'm BORED

  • @xXgorillazboosh11Xx
    @xXgorillazboosh11Xx Před 12 lety

    his parents must be so proud XD

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @lumpfish99
    remember also that if one wants to refer to historic palestine, it was across both banks of the jordan river, and the PLO , the palestine arab national movement founded in 1964, declared it wanted both sides, an interestingly enough, excluded what is now the disputed territory. Shows how special that land was to them!

  • @StephenFiorentini
    @StephenFiorentini Před 12 lety

    @KrazyChik5981 Hes from 'the feeling'

  • @alovejokes
    @alovejokes Před 12 lety

    what is this ep?

  • @SimonSwe100
    @SimonSwe100 Před 12 lety

    What Episode is this? ;O

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @lumpfish99
    For one thing, the Arabs only lost homes when they started a war. And furthermore, after WW1 the Arabs had -nothing-. Britain then awarded them some arab states, then an arab palestinian state from "historic palestine" or mandatory palestine, called Transjordan which then became called the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, which was almost called the Hashemite Kingdom of Palestine. Residents of "historic palestine" are palestinians. They didn't call themselves transjordanians..

  • @pausetv5639
    @pausetv5639 Před 13 lety +3

    OMG, i can't believe this aired on television.
    These comedians are super brave, playing with fire & getting away with it.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @lumpfish99
    In the meantime, during the times of the Ottoman Empire, the west, like Britain still called it Palestine, but not the residents there. And when then the Ottomans lost it and the allies took the middle east after WW1, the British reintroduced the name Palestine. Residents were known not as Palestinians but as Palestine Jews and Palestine Arabs. The arabs resisted it but then insisted on it when they saw it was politically a good tactic for them!

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @lumpfish99
    Just to be accurate, there were Palestine Jews and Palestine Arabs.. not really palestinians but anyway. And the Arabs didn't call it Palestine, and denied there was such a thing, they knew it was South Syria. and were arab nationalists. not palestine or palestinian nationalists. Just a "technicality" there. The first movement for their aspirations was in 1964 and funnily enough it included both sides of the Jordan river and excluded of all places, the disputed territory!

  • @Aimdog
    @Aimdog Před 12 lety

    Who's that guy playing next to Phil?

  • @SMuJ17
    @SMuJ17 Před 12 lety

    I think what this comment section needs is a discussion about cupcakes. Let's all discuss cupcakes! :D

  • @yourmother7052
    @yourmother7052 Před 7 lety

    Lovely to see all this heated religious debate in the comments section of a clip from a comedic British game show.

  • @CasparWilson
    @CasparWilson Před 12 lety

    what's the name of the Jewish festival song....?

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @lumpfish99
    Yes i'm not denying that at all, it fits in with what i'm saying.

  • @Paul_Crafting
    @Paul_Crafting Před 3 lety

    2021??😅

  • @shanustheanus
    @shanustheanus Před 12 lety

    @pauseTV Lighting candles isn't playing with fire...
    Joke XD

  • @Paranomasia12
    @Paranomasia12 Před 10 lety +11

    I was going to ask what the song was but then he said Jamelia and I lost interest

  • @draculon5
    @draculon5 Před 12 lety

    "your people killed him!" lol

  • @mostpowerful
    @mostpowerful Před 12 lety

    @boliusb ok, whatever u say amigo. i can see your love for the humankind

  • @Nebulax_
    @Nebulax_ Před 12 lety

    i lov tht bit 0:47 till the 'he deserved it' lol xx

  • @gyped
    @gyped Před 12 lety

    @neon9999 you're named "neon9999"?? are you serious? when you could of named youself "fluorescent10000"?

  • @TheCuboidCat
    @TheCuboidCat Před 12 lety

    @SMuJ17
    How dare you!
    I worship cookies and i don't acknowledge the existence of cupcakes.

  • @KKAkuoku
    @KKAkuoku Před 12 lety

    I'm going to hell for laughing at Phil, not so much about the statement but how great he sold it.

  • @SMuJ17
    @SMuJ17 Před 12 lety

    @TheCuboidCat HERESY I SAY! When thou worships cookies one cannot accept sprinkles and icing into ones life appropriately. For shame.

  • @lumpfish99
    @lumpfish99 Před 12 lety

    @boliussa your response doesnt suprise me it sounds typicaly zionistic...if you ever visit london you may wish to go to the house of lords. Its an interesting place, they do free tours. As you enter the main hall there is a painting on the wall. The inscription reads "Richard coeur de leon on his way to liberate jerusalem in the land Palestine" it was painted in 1179...

  • @mostpowerful
    @mostpowerful Před 12 lety

    @boliusb btw i love all humans, of all religions, races, etc. i dont see the differences between anyone. we all are equal and children of god.

  • @Stellaacee
    @Stellaacee Před 12 lety

    @karezza6 are you referring to me? haha

  • @GHANA2000023
    @GHANA2000023 Před 12 lety

    @xxxChimaera i read somewhere that christians took them coz they could sell them better or something. hope i did not offend you

  • @antbubb
    @antbubb Před 12 lety

    Religious Banter lol

  • @bencaspar
    @bencaspar Před 12 lety

    @portnjazhka Eye No! We've got some grade A comedy here and people only want to hear their own brain farts. Now that's evil!

  • @neon9999
    @neon9999 Před 12 lety

    "productions"? Are you serious? Recording a clip on bad quality from TV and posting it on youtube is a "production"?

  • @honeybee3269
    @honeybee3269 Před 2 lety +1

    Recommendation folks: if a video makes light-hearted jokes about Judaism... don't read the comments!

  • @BritEDL
    @BritEDL Před 12 lety

    @90ShaneE He's a Jew not an Atheist!

  • @MaSoNGaMeR115
    @MaSoNGaMeR115 Před 6 lety +1

    'goes jewish' lol theres a total of 0 tv shows in the entire west that arent jewish

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @lumpfish99
    but correct I wouldn't agree, and it's nowhere near analogous to what happened

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @cornishpastie9
    You like to use the term extremist as if Arabs that deny Jews a homeland are a fringe group, but they are more than mainstream and always have been. The evidence of this, is their insistence on a so-called "right of return" within Israel's borders, which sounds nice but is camouflaged talk, because they know and admit it would mean the end of the jewish homeland/state.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @cornishpastie9
    When I said "arabs can't live with arabs" you interpreted that as some absolute rule for all arabs at all time past and forever, based on their ethnicity. But with a little thought you could interpret it in a sane way, based on what is going on in the world, and what has been going on. Sunni killing Shia for example. Persecution of Christians. For whatever reasons e.g. Their religion and culture.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @lumpfish99
    Im talking facts,let the evidence lead where it leads.What i'm saying is The Romans renamed it from Judea to Palestine to remove the jewish identity from the land.and at some point the name fell out of use in the Arab/Islammic world such that during the times of the Ottoman Empire which was around for hundreds of years,theOttomans did not not call it Palestine and neither did the residents.Arabs denied there was a palestine and insisted Palestine was an imperialist/zionist invention

  • @stpaley
    @stpaley Před 11 lety

    wow! wth! such seriousness on a comedic video

  • @shooglechic
    @shooglechic Před 12 lety

    @pauseTV Seriously? No other religion gets this much heat. What comedian DOESN"T joke about religion. What are they going to do, joke about airline food? Not nearly as hilarious. I'm a Christian, but this is frickin funny. I am not going to yell "witch" and gather up farming utensils and start prodding people in the ass over it. Some people their selves too seriously.

  • @GHANA2000023
    @GHANA2000023 Před 12 lety

    Yeah I do. Why?

  • @mostpowerful
    @mostpowerful Před 12 lety

    @boliusb so are u against muslims or christians or both or none? it seems as if you are making 2 religions fight one another, by citing their negatives points and propaganda between each other

  • @klaatu1998
    @klaatu1998 Před 11 lety +1

    He deserved it...

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @cornishpastie9
    The jewish claim to that land as made by Netanyahu for example, is not based on a religious text.. I wouldn't make a personal statement about you that you're an anti-semite. But there are beliefs, false beliefs that if believed would inspire hatred of jews.. (by that definition- anti-semitic beliefs), that you are at risk of unknowingly adopting.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @cornishpastie9
    I appreciate you dropping the accusations you made about my motives.. Your logic is actually not sound at all. Logic does have strict rules. .I don't just mean thoughts I mean logic. Perhaps you've never studied Logic. I'm glad that you agree you cannot read my mind.

  • @dandelawear2214
    @dandelawear2214 Před 6 lety

    Almost 666 thumbs up

  • @JonahHartley
    @JonahHartley Před 12 lety

    I will hunt him down and tell him how I feel haha

  • @pemo2676
    @pemo2676 Před 6 lety

    I would've commented that Jesus was a jew

  • @jayparmo2284
    @jayparmo2284 Před 2 lety

    even though simon is jewish i bet this wouldnt be allowed today because of all the non jews that would be offended for no reason.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @cornishpastie9
    Jews and Arabs have a right to have grievances towards each other, (jews would have far more grievances than they do, if arabs intentions had come or even come to fruition). Both have a claim to that land, claims that can be compared. And rights to self-determination.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @cornishpastie9
    Well what a crazy thing to suggest Saying "you can't assume the innocence of an entire group of people, based on the fact they have traditionally been oppressed."That is obvious. But Tell me -one- Zionist, that thinks that.Some anti-zionists may think that Palestinians can. But tell me -one- Zionist that thinks that. Quote them.You have some very strange ideas about what i'm thinking, or what Zionists believe.that We think all Jews are innocent and perfect?Seriously?

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @cornishpastie9
    When you said " you can't make someone else's home your own by subjugating them" Were you not suggesting that the Jews that created the state of Israel, are thieves, and the Jews that believe in the state of Israel's creation, are believing in theft? Of course you can't take somebody else's home and make it your own. But Jews did not do that.

  • @Stellaacee
    @Stellaacee Před 12 lety

    I'm a catholic and oddly enough, I don't find this offensive AT ALL. Haha

  • @terryrulestheworld2
    @terryrulestheworld2 Před 5 lety +2

    I am funny and find this clip atheist

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety +1

    @cornishpastie9
    And I don't know what you have in mind by "subjugating" arabs. You made the insane statement that if Israel or Jews gives Arabs "their rights" then Arabs won't kill Jews.. The Arabs have rights.. But not the right to deny Jews their right to a homeland. For the Arabs, a Jewish state alongside a Palestinian state, whether the Palestinian state is Jordan, or west or jordan, a Jewish state of any size, is unacceptable. They want the right to destroy it.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    The people you call "European Jews" have more in common genetically with Jews from Iraq,Iran,Egypt,Yemen, than they do with Europeans. Similarly, Jews from the middle east have more in common with Jews in Europe than they do with their neighbours. See the research in peer reviewed journals. The American Journal of Human Genetics, and in Nature -journal.

  • @Nebulax_
    @Nebulax_ Před 12 lety

    if u hadnt gessed he is jewish xx

  • @mostpowerful
    @mostpowerful Před 12 lety

    @boliusb well there u go. at least muslims do speak good of christ, unlike jews, so therefore they are much closer to each other in that way. muslims n christians do differ in beliefs yes, but ive heard from many muslims that they love n respect christ and the consider the bible word of god and also muslims and christians both are awaiting the 2nd coming of jesus. will the jews follow him? i doubt it very much

  • @InsideCellardoor
    @InsideCellardoor Před 12 lety

    @karezza6 You obviously dont know what a nazi is, otherwise you wouldnt write that.

  • @adric137
    @adric137 Před 2 lety +1

    i am Jewish,this skit is very insulting to the Jewish community!!!!!!!!

  • @JackFranco95
    @JackFranco95 Před 12 lety

    lol wut jesus was jewish

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @lumpfish99
    and your analogy is a thousand miles away from the facts.

  • @GHANA2000023
    @GHANA2000023 Před 12 lety

    i respect all religions. i'm a pagan. no offence to christians. but your lot stole all the pagan holidays. it's true look it up. love simon amstell.

  • @Neromanser
    @Neromanser Před 12 lety

    @Welshy170 religion doesn't respect you.

  • @boliussa
    @boliussa Před 12 lety

    @cornishpastie9
    If the black person was stupid childish aggressive ugly and violent,and you came to that conclusion, then that might be something you see from that individual's behaviour,no requirement to read their mind, so you could verifiably say it is true or not.If it was true, you'd be better off finding other descriptions that racists don't use on them all the time.Then I don't think it's so bad to say it. If it was true. This is all irrelevant though, because no mind reading required