40K Lore For Newcomers - What Is... The Officio Assassinorum? - 40K Theories
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- This edition of 40K Lore for Newcomers takes a look at the Officio Assassinorum, their origins and their various temples
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You missed out the best detail about the Evisor assassins. They are so psychopathicaly dangerous, that they have to be kept in cryogenic hibernation between missions. They don't even let them out to give them the mission briefing, its just downloaded into their brains as they are being unfrozen and then their cryo-tube is loaded into a torpedo and fired at the planet where the target is located.
My favorite part about those chem dogs...... If you do manage to kill one he f@cking explodes.
I could always see the dread in my mates eyes when I fielded my evisor, but he'd focus so much on killing it my vindicare would be free to go about his business which would never work out well for ma mate...ah good times lol
Evisor assassins are like the Emperor's own middle finger to whatever offends him. Its like someone told the Officio Assassinorum about Khorn berzerkers and how they were the most savage, most relentless and most homicidal killers in the galaxy and someone said "Hold My Beer" and whipped up the first Evisors
So basically, fuck everything in that direction type of weaponry hahaa
Agent Migs fuck everyone in that city* type of weapon
Inquisitor watches vid
**"Space book say this bad"**
The assassin's weakness are hot female Eldar farseers. Damn pointy ears.
That only applies to the Vindicare.
And maybe Calidus who swing that way
Sounds absolutely heretical! (Leans in) tell me more. (Turns on vox recorder)
love can bloom. there's a heretical version and a extreme heretical version
can't blame them they're pretty tough to get around
getting crushed by an assassin's thighs is an interesting way to die, or the same situation but with a sister of battle eeeey?
crushing fetishes make me uncomfortable
@@thomasbriscoe7439 sæm
@@thomasbriscoe7439 Oof
If you managed that with a sister I'd be impressed, devoutly religious and with enough layers that even if you convinced her by the time her thighs are out she'd have heard from Big E and changed her mind lol
*inhales*
That`s heresy.
***ALL RECORDS EXPUNGED FROM DATABASE***
REPORT TO THE INQUISITION FOR RE-EDUCATION IMMEDIATELY
No u!
By the emperor, who can retort such an unassailable defense?
Problem though is that he is a Inquisitor... so this technically is re-education.
The premier authority when asking on how to incorporate leather into an outfit. My crew thanks their advice when dressing up my combat chief in form fitting leather, lovely girl.
Also, they seem to be very knowledgeable in nightclubs, knives, sniper rifles and bird watching for some reason...
Its not leather, its a substance called Sythskin which is literally sprayed onto the assassin's body in layers to make up their suits
The greatest of all rogue traders Did you know that the "wolves" of the planet Fenris are descendants of the original human colonists of that iceball...
There is much evidence pointing to that fact and the corgi bois are covering this up because of the implications for them.
@@26th_Primarch Ok... thanks for that piece of trivia. I'll keep it around the next time I want to break the ice with a Space Wolf.
@@Ranmus or if your around a big read Cyclops and his little friend that resembles a starfruit...
They may be sneaky but are they sneakier than a purple ork?
This is where I say, there are no purple orks and you say, "they're that sneaky" or something right?
@@TheAgentmigs You a farseer?
@@gamermoment656 My Emperor did you know your beloved corgi bois are covering up a terrible secret and an even worse crimes they have committed in your name?
That the descendants of the original colonists of the planet Fenris are those "wolves" that they ride into battle as well as wearing their skins and skulls...
You know what must be done.
@@26th_Primarch Well russ always was a Smash first ask daddy later kind of child so I think when I'm off of this damnable chair he's going to get a spanking so hard he'll make magnus look normal
No they are not. Have you ever seen a purple Orc?
They are nobody as they do not exist.
No need for such crazy thoughts. Any more and you may need to see your local Inquisitor for help.
Then why is an Inquisitor talking about them?
The mental condition of Inquisitor Remliez has been called into question on more than one occasion by those of the Ordo Hereticus.
No need to worry citizen. The Emperor protects.
How does a corpse protect?
Didn't The Emperor make him A high lord Inquisitor Himself?
The Emperor, beloved by all, may not be who we all pray him to be.
We of the Ordo Malleus are looking into it. Continue your operations, citizen.
Another great video from 40K Theories. The perfect way to start the day!
You probably should have mentioned death cult assassins in this video, at least in passing. Even if they aren't in the Officio Assassinorum, the existence of a commonly used type of assassin apart from this organization is important to note.
I did not know that the high lords of Terra were needed to personally vote on targets much less need a supermajority. Considering how busy they are and how many enemies of the Imperium there are (not to mention the general grimdark nature of the setting) I'm assuming they rubber-stamp many Inquisitorial requests for assassins, at least for well respected Inquisitors.
"Inquisitor Karamazov requests the assassination of a heretical governor. All in favor."
"Aye"
"The ayes have it. Moving on..."
i'm so tired i heard you saying "40K Lore For Cucumbers" at the end
He did say that. Why? Because those who listen to this are cool as a cucumber B)
5:24 Bob Murderton walking to his latest assignment for the Officio Assassinorum, colourised.
I REALLY want GW to do more with the Vanus temple.
All I’m here for are them hot latex Ninja babes
Best part, those suits are literally sprayed on
Sounds like the vanis temple have a deathnote.
Hey Remleiz,
love the vid, as always. You could have mentioned, that an Eversor is very well capable of killing a Space Marine. Just to get a grip on how badass they really are.
'A girl is no one'
I want to know more about the Vanis, Venenum, and Maerorus Temples. And perhaps Secretum as well.
Love your videos.
This would make an awesome template for an Brutal Doom Weapon overhaul mod.
What a coincidence. I'm reading *Nemesis* at the moment. The best of the different Clades working together as a team to take down Horus. I never realized there was more than the Vidicare clade until I started reading it.
What is that intro? I need it .... for a friend, yes friend
REMZ YOU FOOL WHY DID YOU TALK? THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU NOW!
In a nutshell: "WWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!"
Umbra Phaerox In a boltshell:
*BLAM*
@@lioneljonson8556 No don't blam me alone, please! (Cries in totally not a heretic)
Chew
Is the credits portion an Everquest themesong? Great video btw
"When I was here, I wanted to be there..."
Someone actually called a place Mount Vengeance ? Was the Emperor drunk when it happened?
Where did he get that purity seal?
Ooo, scary. They be hiding under your beds in your hab blocks.
I like those "tough luck"-assassins. Just make their shuttle accidentally explode or their pressure suit leak at the most inopportune times... not the most flashy of the six temples, perhaps, but certainly the best for political assassinations.
Sometimes you need someone removed with a minimum of suspicion and blowback, that sounds like that kind of job requiring subtlety, patience, and a wide variety of skills. Sounds like the Vanus temple.
Assassin here. *Aims at Like Button.* One shot is all I need. *BANG CLICK.*
What's the grim music on the background?
I always thought that having the High Lords of Terra assign every assassination was a bit too restricting.
I mean, the Imperium is colossal and in a constant state of war and rebellion so it is a bit much.
It makes sense that Imperial Officals of great enough rank would have the right to petition the Ordo directly as well.
These assassins require a great deal of conditioning, surgery, brainwashing, training, and rare weaponry to be effective. They may not have many available at any time, so the High Lords may be enough to apportion them. However, lesser officials could certainly, quietly, contract out or recruit highly skilled individuals capable of a similar roles.
@@Zaprozhan Good point. I just think that sending assassins all over a colossal empire like the Imperium would be a bit much for 12 people plus the other stuff they have to do in compitantly and effectively running things and why is everyone laughing?
Two things my Lord Inquisitor:
First have you watched the March of the Mechanicus video?
Second why did you not mention the fact( supported by official GW lore) that the "wolves" of Fenris are in fact the descendants of the first human colonists of that iceball planet in your video on them?
What about the Maerorous Temple?
That assassins proverb was coined by Typhus
As above, so below; place your bets, which way the head will roll...
What about Death Cult Assassins
5:25 when mom hides the cookies
Without the phase blades, how hard would it be for them to kill an astartes? If an assassin used polymorphine to take on the form of an astartes, would they gain the space marine augments? What about a primarch, I know they failed killing horus, but what if the high lords decided to take out guillaman, could they do it? If asked to take out someone like the Emperor, what type would they send? Could they do it?
Naah, I think its only a mimicry of appearance.
They couldn't take out someone like the emperor due to his power, reflexes, durability, pre cognition and the fact that he is immortal and tends to make anyone other than primarchs and Custodes fall on their need in awe, even space marines
The great jobbers of 40k
Ok, someone help me out here, because this is driving me crazy: was there not an experiment to make an assassin who had the DNA of an Ork, an Eldar, and a Tyranid? I’m not referring to Maerorus temple, by the way. I know that’s not it
Thank gods no mention of Mother Gullet...
Yet ;)
Oh great now Remleys has remembered her, good going.
They don't officially exist, except EVERYONE knows that they exist and would rather not attract their attention. | 3:33 - Yeah, his discipline is as rigid as a Drukari male's lower parts when torturing a slave. | 9:55 - It took half of that temple to take out Konrad Curze (e.g. fiction's most horrific version of Batman) Female blanks become Sisters of Silence.
Some female blanks become part of the sisterhood yes, but some also go to the culexus temple.
Although the males definitely all go to the culexus temple.
"Fighting each other to the death to weed out the weakest" is such a stupid, wasteful cliché. Sure, selection is important for such a system. But a) you kill off not just the weak but also the second-best, who would be great assassins and b) you waste human resources that could be put to use elsewhere. Perhaps the "weak" are not fit for assassins, but good as storm troopers or some other elite force. After all, they were already pre-selected for their great potential.
So Dorn doxed Malcador?
Eversor vs Spacemarine, who wins?
If we follow the lore - The Spacemarine.Which kind of makes the Eversor obsolete. You could get the same (but better) close combat berserker if you use a Spacemarine. Then again, an Astartes is probably worth a whole lot more to the Imperium than a single Eversor which are pretty much a simple augmented human.
Flesh Tearers Chapter Master, Gabriel " Badass Mofo" Seth, beat the crap out of Eversor. And he was armed only in Bolt Pistol nad Combat Knife.
Eversor. According to the events of The Beheading, post Heresy..200 Space Marines took on 100 Eversor Assassins and only 3 space marines survived.
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Beheading
Vindicare, the eversor was just bait
WRYYYYY
one thing about callidus assassins, if it's difficult for a male to use polymorphine, wouldn't that mean it would be difficult for a callidus assassin to turn back to a different form from male appearance ?, cause the body physique, bone structure and mussels is that of a male
So stuff that is also done to the Callidus assasins - they get their bones broken/replaced with synthethic materials to help with the reforming of their muscles (thats what polymorphine does mostly) so that they can take on even non-human features. Their skin is grafted with genespliced skin so that they can, like an octopus, change coloration. Even the texture. This means that they can mimic almost all humanoid species.
so what is the specific requirement for being a assassin,
culexus has to be a blank, Vindicare and Eversor doesn't really have that kind of a barrier and being a female is not the requirement if there are male callidus assassins, then what is?
Mussels are tasty invertebrates when boiled, similar to clams.
:P
*Friendly Reminder that Drakan Vangorich did absolutely nothing wrong.*
Beast Krulle FTW!
Assassins?
Nah, I don’t see any.
SuperAdamska64 exactly!
Mors certa. Hora Incerta...
Who needs Female Space Marines if Imperium has Callidus?
had anyone but rogal dorn force his way in they'd have killed him, they should have killed dorn as a lesson to others.