5 Nintendo Characters You Didn't Realize Were Evil
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James and Andres Erickson - Hry
"You Either Die A Hero Or Live Long Enough To See Your Self Become A Villain" -Harvey Dent The Best Quote Ive Heard 10/10
The Pikmin aren't really slaves, i mean, yeah they are being thrown, but they clearly follow him willingly. Also, in later games, it seems he helped them grow in numbers from near extinction
ThatWeirdGamer but that is still evil.
Imagine if someone ask to kill him,do you kill him,no of course.
@@gay4sswhovian oh ok, thank you for the explanation
Heads up about Mario:
Don't worry, the goombas and all of the other enemies disappear when you defeat them go to the hospital.
because hes Dr.Mario
@@sprit9243 he goes back to heal them in between levels
@@local_catgirl3344 ik
Lol
The hilarious thing is that there really is an animation in YT that shows that 😂😂😂
Kirby is NOT EVIL i saw kirby when he ACCIDENTALLY summon nightmare and REALLY SCARD
Yeah but it's DDD that has to launch him at nightmare to do anything (credits to Game Theory)
poyo poyo well Kirby didn’t know how to stop nightmare and he can’t float when using the star rod.
Credits to Meteroz
Yup, let's r/whooosh him
Dude why would Kirby be evil your evil for calling Kirby evil
Mer to he niece!!! I love kirbyyy! 💕💕💕💕💕❤️
Kirby is not a cannibal,also YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes 😔
stfu
Ya
lol he would have to kill you as a child torui your childhood
It is not true it is because kirby insint smart
okay mario is just pissed about having to save peach every week!
True
I agree
Yup e dup!
I KNOW PEACH IS SO STUPID HE ALWAYS GET CAUGHT
Yeah probably
Erickson gaming: pokemon trainer me: wait... IM A POKEMON TRAINER IN POKEMON PLATINUM! You hurt me form saying this
Wat
Characters that aren’t evil: Kirby, Mario, and the Pokémon Trainers.
Inklings are nice. Salmonids are trying to destroy inklings
Yes
Yeah this was only clickbait
But mario is evil
Hawi B really Kirby he is a pink demon
The Wii Fit Trainer is evil because she uses video games to teach you about exercise. EXERCISE!
lolol
NightlyNinja lol
A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH ITSELF
NightlyNinja you are right.she kills people with stretches and excersizes.
Wii fit trainer gives me nightmares forcing me to do exercise
5. The pikmin don't mind they will risk thare lives
4. Kirby is inhaling for the world's own good, the thing he's inhaling BAD GUYS
3. The Pokemon don't mind like with olimar, they like to battle to impress thier trainers the Pokemon that lose still dont mind they got hurt, they still made thier trainers happy.
2. The salmon run is about BATTLEING BAD FISH and saving the salmon eggs and it is bettering the world
1. Mario is clearing troubles and they are BAD GUYS and bowser is the causing the destruction of mario.
I half agree and half disagree on the Mario part.
The salmon eggs are the bad fishes kids and selling them the salmon being sold to another one
Some times Kirby steals other peoples stuff (they actually did) and inhaled mindless waddle Dee's that are dumb and not attacking and ruined a *good guy* plan to stop nightmare from getting the star rod and even raped enemies to death in Kirby mass attack
Some Pokemon are evil and some trainers tried to get all Pokemon
Bowser turned the toads into block so every block that Mario breaks is a dead toad
2:43 You do know kirby saved planet pop star multiple times...right?
I know but, what lives did it cost?
Waddle Dee:Do you not understand the suffering YOUVE CAUSED TO MY PEOPLE
He eats people and destroyed meta knights ship
ikr
And he would kill thousands for a piece of strawberry shortcake
Pikmin: no death run
Kirby: No inhaling run
Splatoons: avoid Mr. Grizz
Mario: No killing enemies minding there own business
Pokemon: uh well you can't really beat Pokemon without Pokemon
ye i agree ash is evil but the rest not really
How to beat Pokémon: never become a trainer
3:16 he isn't really a cannibal, since he isn't eating other "kirbys"...
Super Luigi Bros true. Also, he isn't "eat" them, main character mostly.
Super Luigi Bros
He Eat Them,Other Kirby,
Play ALL Kirby Games
Farrel Farrel WHEN? Amazing mirror? Return to Dream Land? Every game where Kirby can inhale other Kirbys or dream friend, he never able to eat them. He just swallow and they pop out. Didn't consume their meat or whatsoever.
Duy Khang Trần
In One Of The Kirby Game
Kirby Eat Other Kirby,An Orange 'Kirby'
Farrel Farrel what game anyway? Wait, did you mean Waddle Dee?
I'm soooooooooooo Triggered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meeeee tooooo
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Sorry I wanted to say I am not triggered because i always think good characters are bad
Yep same
Take a deep breath, and chill.
yea these people need to take a chill pill
Mario??? MARIO???
I was expecting Peach.
Mario isn't evil, he is just mentally disturbed
The 3D World one is BS bc we all know it is called "Competitive Super Mario"
Why peach? She could be a better person and try not to get kidnapped every 2 minutes but she's not evil
Boofie Power peach turned the subjects of her kingdom into mushrooms
No where in the mario guide it said to abandon yoshi
True, i mean why will peach allways LET her self cought she (next is a stupid thought) wanna date bowser
I remember that bear from splatoon 2 might have said something about saving inkopolis from the invasion of evil salmon-like creatures in the tutorial... Maybe he collects the eggs to make sure no evil creatures get out of them anymore to prevent over population? Maybe he just got some strange obsession for those shiny eggs along the way?
He eats them
No fish eggs in Splatoon are power sources
This aged poorly
@@Commander-peepers Very poorly 😭
“Time to ruin your childhood” XD
Random Gamer Or try to. Don't let him though...
He did not ruin mine the only one was mario
I highly understand your opinion, but here's da truth.
Kirby: When he eats an enemy, it turns into a star.
And then they blow up when they hit a wall
All the people that you just mentioned are not evil
What The?
Oh sure, cuz when *I* share *MY* cake with others I *TOTALLY* kill for taking my cake.
Very true
@@3XMMM i am going to look at you and be really, really mad at you. and you're going to feel really bad about it
9:17 I have that cup 😂
Cool lol
4:05 you do know Kirby has saved the universe multiple times right?
Absolutely right
right
hes right
Pokemon trainers are not evil they're just doing what the game has in-store so you're serious and correct so shut up
Kimi Gonzales well then bowser egg man and the rest of the vilans aren’t evil cause “their doing what the game has in stores”
i was playing kirby earlier
@Christopher Yslas ye
Kirby good boy. ❤❤
i never play kirby due its frustating for me
Just because Kirby eats things endlessly, doesn't mean he is evil!!!
he didnt act until stuff happens to him if the villen doesnt interact to kirby kirby wont stop the villien
T_T
Rip my brain
Honestly, the Inklings were the least expected result. And despite the Great Turf War, Octarians and Octolings aren't exactly evil; they're just eternal rivals of the Inklings. This is something else, though, yet with the Salmonids, yes, they might look ugly, and the game even warns you; think twice before applying. Sure, I like Salmon Run (it's just not shown because of... schedules), and despite I know it could be damage to the Salmonids, it's because Grizz FORCES it. He's a bear radio, but he might be a REAL bear!
And, despite everything wrong he might do, Mario will still be the adventurer (he was originally designed as a Carpenter, for how much I remember from reading a notice about him) we know and love. Even if Odyssey does not have Game Over screen.
Good video as always!
Yeah I agree with the inklings one, I love those inklings, but still not love Mario, actually I love Bowser Jr a lot more than Mario(I also hate Bowser).
Have you gotten all scrolls and read them some the salmons are evil
Finally, someone who gets it
THANK YOU INKLINGS ARE THE BEST
I have Pokémon sun and moon and treat my Pokémon with kindness,when my Pokémon faints I run to the Pokémon center and don’t fight with them for a little bit
well you know the right stuff!
Well you have to go to the poke center if one of your Pokémon faints because you won’t be able to use that Pokémon until it is healed. It is always about making sure your Pokémon are healed and ready for battle
U suck
YoItz NatBat you're a reallynice Pokémon trainer
YoItz NatBat Do you use Pokémon refresh?
First of all Mario saved us from boredom and the same thing for Kirby and the other characters so this is how you repay them huh I bet you didn't think about that
You are doing this because you hate Kirby because of his powers
Yea
Not all the characters are evil,
Because...
•Kirby is not a cannibal he does not eat other Kirby’s
•And Pokémon trainers are not bad the Pokémon want to be in the poke ball so they do not get hurt or to recover from fights they feel safe in the poke ball
•Mario is not bad if bowser was trying to save princess peach then why does princess peach cry and call for Mario whenever bowser takes her away
Think About It...
Are they really bad or is he just saying that??
HE is saying that
I agree with kirby but not pokemon trainer
Mario is evil he hits yoshi
So basically you're saying that if doberman eats another doberman it's cannibalism, but if it eats a rottweiler it's a-ok?
D. Dash no, Kirby doesn’t eat other Kirbys, he eats other creatures. Humans eating cows or chickens isn’t cannibal
My problem with the trainers is that it is specifically stated that wild pokemon tend to get jealous of trained ones. Indicating that they want trainers
6:26 Turning to False Super Saiyan
You don't know what you're talking about you're just picking the nintendo characters that you think are bad and saying "their bad" that doesn't mean they're bad
yeah
Yea the creaters of the games made them HEROS
Ness mercilessly beats animals... Just yeah.
Ailaxvo64 _ I don’t think he’s Nintendo or is he I don’t know
i'm just upset to see my favorite nintendo character on the number 1 list
people are sooo rude...
@@herbaltea1151 not actually rude, just stupid.
Thats not true thats make us feel not good
Mario is not evil plus the koopas and goonbas work for bowser
This guy probably doesn’t know the salmon run Gamemode lure
He doesn't!!
Inklings are NOT evil because Mr.Grizz might be an grown up inkling and since his voice is deep the way inklings might recognize it so they obey him
Theory made by a nine year old
Theory I don’t understand
Bruh
Plus some of them even care for others
Kirby doesn't eat other kirbies or himself so he is not a cannibal
Ya kirby is the best
I was gonna say the same thing about him not being a cannibal.
I agree like i mean 100000000000‰ agree
Agreed kirby is the best
He is a cannibal 😡💢😤💢
2:36 no they would've gone extinct. Also Olimar does care about the pikmin as seen in the pikmin extinction log message and he can fight.
Kirby is not a evil guy, it sucks things up so it can use their power to save dream land!!!
Well that still is murdering so yeah
Imocast TV so pretty much every video game character that kills enemies is evil
The pickmin are just VERY KIND
I Don't think all is evil here is why. Mario: If Mario is evil Luigi is evil and Mario is saving princess peach, Grabbing the gold back that Browser stole because it was his, Defeating (Not killing or ingering) Browser's minions and the bad enimes to save the Mario universe, Mario throws people ONLY in Super Mario 3D World and the player makes him throw players (Jk Blame That On Nintendo).
Inkiling: Nobody even plays that bullcrap Very few are Evil
Kirby: They all Stole all that stuff and are evil
Master i goomba is a species even if some of them are evil most are just normal creatures like me and you
"He treats those who help him poorly" Sure, because it is marios fault when YOU throw yoshi into the lava
Ya
Luggy PLOT HOLES!!
Luggy And you know bricks thats are toads
Petar 9076 Again, you make Mario break the blocks. Don't blame your "puppet"
Daniel Benavidez no even mario doesnt want bowsr to marry peach and bowser just needed love he was borned homeless and mario just stomps on luigi fooot and then just leaves him.
How many times do I have to say, MARIO IS NOT EVIL!
Yes he is he tried to kill donkey Kong’s son and Pauline kinda likes donkey Kong plus he’s kinda mean to Luigi
it’s a joke
Jokes seem to go over your head
STOP CALLING KIRBY EVIL
Watch why Game Theory thinks Kirby is evil and you will understand
Ugh the the thing you said about squidward made my tentacles paralyzed
Honestly its the players that make mario bad
You know that the salmonids come up from the water to KILL the inklings
And the octolings comes up to inkopolis and does things together with the inklings.
If kirby was a cannibal he would've eaten other kirbys and hey i never seen that happen
Well in smash that happens but still he’s not evil
He kills his clone in battle arena intro.
technically it isn't cannibalism if Kirby is eating people of different species. I mean, imagine if chickens got smarter and could do human things. Would you consider it cannibalism if you ate chicken? Lol now I think I've gone too far to prove a point. Nice video as always.
FlexCloud that’s some dark shit
I agree flexcloud
C:
:D
:D
He Ment Hunger.
I was hungry now I think I've lost my appetite
FlexCloud yeah BUT he actually eats others
1. Olimar pikmin are extinct
2.kirby is a baby and saved things from nightmare
3.yeah he's kinda bad
4. Inkglings are trying to get a god damn job it's the only way
5. Mario? Well he's a damn plumber he got the princess
Whats a inkglings its inkling
Nintendo announced Mario isn't a plumber anymore-
IKyYz Stikzie it still doesn’t make what they do right the inklings can do other things for money all the debunks are invalid
IKyYz Stikzie I’m triggered that the Nintendo mascot is evil
MARIO IS A ANIMAL ABUSER, AND ABUSES HIS BRO AS WELL
if you think about it, seeing a red footed ball of bubblegum that eats people to get their abilities would freak me out
7:20
I guess that you are right about this but from the other hand,the Inklings had saved Callie from being hypnotized by DJ octavio and they saved inkoplis from the evil octolings (Except Splatoon 2 octo expansion because agent 8 in both genders are good octolings who saved splatoon from sanitation atrocity),am I right splatoon fans?
:D
But they defeated inner agent from octo expansion
Zacariya Radhwan yup
@@EDUARDITOgameplays That was in 8's head it didn't really happen
@@donnamckenna2435 ohhhhh
What are you guys talking about the only one who is a evil cold hearted character is YOU GUYS SAYIN THAT THESE POOR NINTENDO CHARACTERS ARE EVIL The people who made Nintendo was only trying to make fun games for everyone to in joy!!!! DO YOU GUYS DON'T SEE THAT?! -.- No one is evil here mario, pokemon trainers, kirby, pikmin guy, and the inklings!!! THERE NOT EVIL!!!! Only the people that are saying that those poor Nintendo characters are evil THOSES PEOPLE THAT SAY THAT ARE EVIL Because there trying to make little kids lives horrible!!! SO THINK!! About what I said! -.- Some people you guys are!!!!
The pikmin couldn't survive alone before Olimar, he teaches them how to survive.
You didn't think of this the pikmin need to be plucked
And no player worth their salt would actively sabotage their greatest asset to performing tasks quickly by killing them off
You don't want pikmin to die, and they aren't slaves! Pikmin 2? The just recognized them as their leader and went along with it. Same with Pikmin 3 and Hey! Pikmin.
this is actually proven in pikmin 3 in the final cutscene seeing them be in more clumps and working together unlike the 1st which where usually tiny groups of them.
same with pokemon
You know Kirby doesn’t actually eat other people he sends them to his stomach dimension
He probably brings them back offscreen
They care about pokemon and they want to save them and they treat them as friends
When he eats something they go into a dimension so he is really a portal
A poke ball is much bigger on the inside
Kirby is not evil, MatPat has a theory on what a kirby is. A kirby is a single celled animal (yes, it is irl) that has the same abilities as kirby. He is doing what he needs to survive
I see what you mean about the inklings being evil. However, Its technically Mr Grizz’s fault. Besides, they are friends now in Splatoon 3 are friends now. Also, Mario being evil has been talked about a ton of times
I’m just saying your right in all the wrong ways
My friend gets angry when I tell him that pokemon is a game where you capture and enslave pokemon and fight them for your amusement
At 8:00 somebody said GTA V for switch
He than dabs
Lmao
Your evil! Are you trying to destroy kids dreams??!!😤😤😤😤
KIRBY ISN'T EVIL THIS IS A LIE!!!!!
Yeah.
Never forget number 6.
*HuMaNiTy*
I love Kirby even if he is evil well he's not evil dude!!!
Good for you! 😀
Same I agree don't have on Kirby dislike this video if you don't think Kirby is really evil and I'm 7 years old so don't have one meh also
I mean hate
Thank you
@@crow_9497 like you? Nah, mate. Fortunately not.
NOT KIRBY
INKLINGS U R INSANE
MARIO
I already knew about Mario jump man mario
I like the part when meta knight just reading and looking at them like what the how are you guys doing are you running playing tag while holding a cake
Is there a "5 villains who you didn't know were good" video?
Dang no mario is my
favorite buddy you can not let
him a bad boy
SmartKidGamer is right gumbas attack him and the Player proboly made Mario treat toad and yoshi poorly
Like wow he is a hero of a old time!
@@coinzyes2315 and true and some proper grammar
Yeah.
Mario is my friend.
Mario is killing them for GOOD because they're loyal to BOWSER, which is Mario's main rival.
He's also getting the gold for good reason. Stop triggering us and do your research.
Mario hits Yoshi and kill Bowser which is a turtle in love and hurt donkey Kong
@@thrishinawilliams9182 Well, Bowser isn't a turtle per say, he's King of the Koopas assuming he is a Koopa. And koopas may resemble turtles but their obviously not actual turtles. Their fictional video game characters for crying out loud
@@paddlewagons koopas are turtles
Actually he keeps all the coins to himself, kills Yoshi, abuses him and kills his friends. He's a bad person if you ask me
kirby:saves the universe :video nah he's evil
I find it funny that Erickson technically predicted Splatoon 3’s story mode
Kirby: hi
Enemy: aaaahh he's eating me
Kirby: eats
Enemy: spits blood
Kirby: eats blood
No no no ...
Kirby?!
Leila LSW Don't worry you don't have to believe him! IM NOT BELIEVE HIS SHIZ!!! Kirby is not a cannibal. A cannibal is something/someone who eats their own kind. By the way those things kirby sucks are ENEMIES! This dude needs to get his head out his a$$. Jees I'm just getting more mad as I talk about him! Well my point is that you don't have to believe him okay
3 words for you *LEAVE KIRBY ALONE* 😡
StarShip Kit 2014 If your talking about me than I was talking about the dude that was talking about kirby. I'm not talking about kirby im talking about the dude that was talking about kirby!
I wasn't talking to you l was talking to the dude that made this list and put Kirby on here. He's *INSANE*
StarShip Kit 2014 ohhh ok
YOU RUINED POKEMON FOR ME AND MY CHILD HOOD
I mean it's true, pokemon actually teaches you to abuse animals by illegal street fighting.
Kirby: I save the planet , I save every video game character, I EVEN DESTROY EVIL DARK LORDS OF DESTRUCTION, and this... this is what I get in Repayment?
Really kirby is not evil
You know whos the evil one here
My Little Pony Dun Dun Dun
XD
Right
Correct
My little pony is skinny and boney
Went to a stable
To die on a tabel
Went to a shed
And chopped off her head
Okay so Im like 12 years old and I say: DONT YOU DARE MESS WHIT BRONYS AND PEGASISTERS!
Erickson: these characters are evil
Us who were controlling them the whole time: well maybe im not the bad guy anymore
“Kirby is evil” so we’re just going ignore the multiple times he saved the Nintendo universe?
Shut up kirby is not evil oh btw u r ugly
Michael Vhonn did you even watch the video?
Look, I get you, but Kirby isn’t evil to his own kind... but he does eat other creatures... EVEN HUMANS. It’s cannon tho...
Zen the Ace of Spades so that makes him evil? They guys he sucked up where evil so they deserved it
My Favorite Smash Bros Character is literally Kirby
You ruined my childhood
YOU GOT A NEW SUBSCRIBER
Me: what about Pikachu Pikachu:What... About me...💔💦😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mine is Kirby and joker
@@renacommetary4607 Kirby can turn into pikachu
But just the head
@@meta8085 joker was not in this one😒😒😒😓😖
He is lying it is because kirby is not smart and inoccent we saw what he does in tripple deluxe
Pokémon balls probably a paradise inside.
Page Hoppe well did you ever realized how painful it must be to get a metal ball thrown at you? Yeah, reconsider your thinking.
Its a paradise of nothing
@@tropicmarines9583 pokemon
You know Mario doesn't kill them you literally see them survive
Kirby was made too do that
Mario is saving princess peach
inklings don't know better
pikmen are helping him
pokemon Love humans
Pokemon were made to battle
Actually dude, Off the Hook was advertising Griz's sketchy job
2:47, thaats the thumbnail
You should try a contest why you have to make your own Nintendo mascot
Kirby doesn’t kill the enemies. When he inhales them, they go into his little pocket demension later to be transported back after kirbies journey
This is just my explanations for the points you brought up, I ain’t salty or angry, just my explanations for why these characters do what they do
Olimar was actually needed as he not only helped Pikmin defend themselves, but as we learn from the end of the game, Pikmin have grown better as a species due to Olimars influence
With Kirby, we need to remember that not only are most enemies more than ready to end him, but also that Kirby has the same mindset as a small child, so he is acting in self defense, not to mention that no one could have pieced together Star Wand in Dream fountain equals Nightmare also Kirby is clearly no Waddle-Dee or Waddle-Doo, he is a different species.
Pokémon Trainers clearly have a type of beneficial relationship with Pokémon, since Pokémon get protection from predators and free food and Pokémon Trainers get a pet/guardian
Inklings have been shown to not have knowledge of things before the water risings as shown in Splatoon 1 where they think a human skeleton was performing a ritual with a WII U and in this case, they are just doing a job by someone who may or may not be an animal they don’t know exists or don’t know much about.
As for Mario, Him not being the best person is a given, but people really need to stop using footage of them throwing the penguin from SM64 or the blue toad as those are player driven actions and are clearly optional compared to the Yoshi one, as for the money investing; he clearly is shown fixing the castle in Mario Makers Story mode and the whole Goomba thing is self explanatory, The Goombas clearly hurt him and they come from Bowser; not to mention they have sharp teeth which most likely implies they bite Mario.
Ash loves his Pokemon
Red in smash does not care if his Pokemon fell,kicked to space or drowned
He just says
Dang it or ugh
Red is way better than ash
In the sunken scroll in splatoon 2 it's said that every 75 years "a wave of pink"(salmonids) comes and massacres everything
Exactly
Number 1 : Erickson gaming
Wait if Luigi has done basically everything Mario has done, doesn’t that mean Luigi is evil too.
No
Yes
There both hero
3:58 I can't stop laughing!!!
Was it that funny? I only smiled then I watched it again and nothing happened.
Baby Bob And Baby Patrick same 😂😂😂
BTW I love your username.
im sooo cute *his username is pickle rick*
Loukalike
Wtf?
*T H E Y W I L L P A Y F O R T H E I R L I V E S*
1ST KIRBY
2ND POKEMON TRAINERS
3RD SPLATOON
AND NOW MARIO wow iam litteraly FOR THE FIRST TIME IAM TRIGGERD WOW wow god
He protec
He attack
But most importantly...
Kirby getting revenge on Erickson is back!
I love the fact that many people took this video seriously
Most people know that this is a joke , but many thing in it really piss me and another people of
Inkling pokemon trainer kirby not bad guys
Inkling are not evil to
Inklings are pure waifu angels
@@allister1872 *AHEM* They are like 9 year olds
@@Jan-vp9qt No I think they are like 14
@@allister1872 F.B.I want to know your location
Selling baby's not born killing stealing babys
Well remember when this guy says ‘Mario does not kill’ they don’t die they go to the hospital ay ay ay
And Kirby doesn't have an identity crisis