Game Theory: Minecraft, STOP Punching Trees!
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There are a ton of interesting things in Minecraft, but one that stands out to me is the fact that to cut down a tree you PUNCH IT! You punch a tree! How does Steve not break his hand? Loyal Theorists, I want to find out if you can really cut down a tree with only your FISTS and not injure yourself... too bad. Don't try this at home Theorists, let me do it for you!
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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick and Justin Kuiper
Editors: Alex "Sedge" Sedgwick, Tyler Mascola, Dan "Cybert" Seibert, and Marc Schneider
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One question: Steve can literally _carry the universe_ without breaking a sweat, so... why does it take him _sixteen punches_ to break a _tree_?
Maybe he is not using his full power.
He used only 10%
Remind me of my hero academia
He does it slowly so he doesn't obliterate the tree
_hi_
“How is he carrying all that in his pants?”
He’s got those guys jeans pockets
I AM THE FIRSTS TO REPLY AT THIS COMMENT WHAT A EPIC EARLY GAMER MOMENT (idk why i am putting this in all caps maybe for dramatic effects)
True dat
lol
Funny joke but its actually called Hammer Space
Nah you're thinking of those guys sweatpants pockets, you can buy land and rent houses if you dig deep enough
_”In Soviet Australia, trees aren’t wood, they’re iron.”_
- MatPat, 2019
Ah yes, the funny quotes that don't makes sense that our favorite youtubers say... classic 😆👌
Lol
Wait WHAT-
Lol
🤣🤣
I love how ARK actually references how absurd it is to punch down a tree in real life by making you lose health when you do it.
How else do you get wood
@@datguymillerpunch those rainforest trees
“Unless Steve is super human” literally puts the whole tree in his pocket after he finishes punching it
Literally can carry mutiple universes worth in his backpocket and do parkour like nothing's chamged.
And can carry several thousands of tons in his pocket in vanilla survival
*the entire forest
He can carry stacks of blocks of gold
Jayson Williams Steve is a god he can craft anything with his bare hands
"Just how strong is steve?"
Well, he can compress diamonds with his bare hands so that they fuse, so...
…and also rip the blocks apart into perfect gems, just to do the same thing 25,000 more times
He can carry over a thousand cubic meters of gold in his pocket
He can hold many anvils in his pockets
He can carry an ocean of lava through buckets.
He can hold stars
Steve: can break very tough trees in seconds
Also Steve: only does half a heart of damage with no weapons
that's becuase everything in the minecraft universe is absurdly strong
@@theclickbaithub5285, or just stupidly weak. He needs a few punches to pulverize an entire tree..
I love the extent to which you go to just to explain that you shouldn’t punch trees…
"Don't punch the trees!"
Me: *Mines dirt*
Me: *Hits tree with dirt*
Me: *STONKS*
YES
Omega Synth you sole my idea that I was going to steal from you :(
No
Great power is within your grasp
Yea this is big brain time
*If Steve can carry a stack of gold blocks in his inventory, then it should be easy for him to chop down a tree with his bare hands.*
Steve is op
ChaozGAMNG :o You didn’t know that “god” is based off steve?
Well according to a episode of game theory he can hold multiverses in his hand
@@thatoneguy3620 yup so umm hes a beast
This is why he isnt in smash phew
I was thinking "Cocoa beans grow on jungle trees. Doesn't that mean they're cacao trees?" Then I remembered that oak trees in Minecraft produce apples, so that's not really the most reliable indicator.
well the inside of jungle wood isint rose red
11:17 It would take you 66.....thousand 535 punches.
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
This is why Steve isn't in smash. He's too strong
Edit: yeah, I get it, Steve is in smash now. This is a year old comment, why are you all here?
Strong enough to punch stone
Strong enough to punch through diamond
Strong enough to carry about 800 golden blocks, instantly dies by a green misformed pig.
When the knock off gets more popular than the original.
@@ZenoCL9
Stand's name: Diamond Power
"In Australia, even the trees are hardcore."
This aged well.
Sick burn..... Oh wait
Surota Onishi oh god
New gonna need some water to cool down from that joke... Wait nO
This joke is a plague onto our society. Gotta wash it down by cracking a Corona with the boys.
@@restartishere7865 that joke was too dark for me so Iran all the way to Washington
Matpat: There are 6 different kinds of trees in the Minecraft universe
1.16, 1.17 and 1.19: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Indeed
Look at the date the video was made
and now 1.20
ooooo that wild lil puppy
I feel like he still Scales to Building level without any weapon, even with the new types.
Okay as an Australian I can confirm that iron bark (the slang name for bulllock) is almost impossible to cut with an axe
Realize that Steve punches the wood in 3 seconds. There are about 20 minutes in a Minecraft day. Meaning there is 1,200 seconds in a Minecraft day. 1 Minecraft hour is about 50 seconds. 1 Minecaft minute is about 0.83 seconds. 1 Minecraft second would be about 0.0138 seconds.
3 seconds in real life is equal to 3.61 Minecraft minutes. Punching one block of wood is basically taking him 3.61 minutes. No one wants to wait 3.61 minutes in real life that long for one block of wood in game!
This probably didn't help but just wanted to add something.
Nobody wants to enter their house in 3.61 minutes
Its *Big Brain* Time
wow what a big brain
That... Doesn't make sense. A minecraft day is shortened just so you will have to experience fighting the monsters. Just imagine a minecraft day being 24 hours. Boring right? So... Not big brain,you didn't think about that.
02 Hilarious he is talking about science, not how the game works
Steve:a man able to destroy trees with his bare hands.
Also Steve:can't jump over a fence.
Seems legit
His muscles are too heavy, he just can't jump that high
Hes obviously been skipping leg day smh
Chika Uhegbu he’s so heavy and powerful his weight weighs him down so he can’t jump
If he could sheep could but if you know the cheese of Carpet you can cross the fence
Do you see how many creatures he fights?
He can't jump higher than 2 blocks because the size of his balls weighs him down.
Matt your hand bones are separated into two groups. index and middle are connected and pinky and ring finger are connected. Both down to the wrist. So before you punch, you have to isolate/ stabilize those groups separately. Your pinky group will hug deeper into your palm and will appear lower from top of the fist. Doing this your fingers won't hurt so bad when you punch wood.
Experience: Been punching wooden dummy trees for over a decade
The jungle tree has to be a type of cacoa tree, since they have cocoa beans growing on them.
Steve: Can destroy oak trees using his fists
Also Steve: Dies from a berry bush
Allergies can take out even the strongest man
Still Steve: falls off 3.5 meter without getting harmed
ultimate noob move
Annika aka anse001 meanwhile steve can also eat them
Bush spikey, it go stabby bleedy
"Is Steve superhuman?"
*Steve literally carries the weight of the Eiffel Tower in his pockets and can still sprint and jump*
*over 1 meter*
If you could craft enchanted golden apple in 1.12 steve could carry weight of average Egyptian pyramid
*Eiffel
Normal stuff
*still can’t jump over a fence with nothing else*
I always imagined that Steve was tearing into the block rather than punching. Tearing down a tree is easier than punching it
this is just a rough estimate, but steve has 36 inventory slots and 1 slot in his right hand meaning he can carry 37 shulker boxes that also have 36 slots each, so if he carries enough diamond blocks to fill out all that space that means he is carrying 638,666,496,000 kilograms in weight while still being able to sprint at full speed (weight of armor wasn't taken into account).
Steve: punches villager
Other villager: “how are you not dead?”
Villager: “I have NO idea”
Thank you
@2024 student7 and here we see a wild redditor in its natural habitat. A CZcams comment section.
Steve is just holding back his true power and only reveals it to Alex ...
*At Night*
@2024 student7 Imagine using r/whoosh and saying your not a redditor
@@akatsukihajime6100 stop.
Austin: Litterally proves Steve has unlimited strength
Matpat:Caluculates how Steve can punch trees
Yeah... MatPat does some cool lore stuff, but his science episodes always feel a little underdone. Austin is where it's at, there.
haha
peridot
oh hey peri
And austins is inaccurate to with the advent of shulker boxes and enderchest.... steve can carry 36 shulkerboxes or 35 and an enderchest which can cary 27 more so (27*64)+(35*27*64) cubic meters of gold iron or diamonds
@@Tyler-wg6ck huh?
I love the way that game theory doesn’t tell you the answer straight away but they show you the process of getting to that final conclusion.
i was born on the day 1.0 minecraft was realised!, 18th nov 2011. Love your videos mat! curently rewatching them
I suddenly feel so old
@@nothcial sadly me too, even though I was born in Nov 2007
“Unless Steve is a superhuman” has the ability to hold hundreds of 1x1x1 meter cubes of solid diamond in his pocket.
Enchanted gapples in old versions is the heaviest item
giant gold blocks, even.
Steve isn’t that impressive. I just want to meet the guy who made the pockets
Uh... It's only 1x1x1 metre blocks. Each block of diamond in this case is 1 cubic metre. Not 3.
That's ignoring the fact that diamond blocks aren't the heaviest block in the game.
With a full inventory of shulker boxes filled with gold blocks. Steve can hold 60,480 cubic meters of solid gold. Gold weighs 17508.67kg per cubic meter, meaning that Steve can carry 1,058,924,361.6kg in his pockets! That’s over 3 times the mass of the Empire State!! As a fun side note, assuming all of that is standard 22 carat gold, with the current price of 22k gold in the USA being $52.92 per gram, that much gold would be worth $56,038,277.22.
Edit: Gold’s the heaviest item in the game, that we know of.
Steve: * exists*
Trees: why do I hear boss music?
stolen
I'm stealing your meme
Stfu
Minecraft: *gets revived by memes*
Terraria: ok, my turn.
@@xaernxd hmm was that a reference to a certain other youtube history video?
it is hilarious watching this after finding out the TRUE scope of Steve and Alex's strength with chests within chests, within chests
I didn't know it until now, but MatPat almost cursing is exactly what I needed tonight
Nobody:
MatPat:
“Hey, Steve can punch trees, so WHY DON’T I?!?!”
If his earlier theory was correct then Steve can punch as many trees as he wants
@@uraverageskeleton6480 and possibly the universe with it.
You could use rocks to chop a tree down but Steve isn't walking around with a rock weighing 4 kg
the matt pat scream
@@chrishansen1842 nah mate the multiverse
The sounds while Mat was trying to punch wood irl hurt me too XD
8:26 spruce and jungle actually appear to be multiple different types of trees (oak is similar to this as well)
Spruce: Pine(confirmed), Fir, Hemlock, and Spruce(confirmed)
Jungle: whatever the tall trees are, cocoa trees(the short jungle trees), and whatever the jungle bushes are
Oak is also a pretty big offenders: live oak, live oak but swamp?, live oak but jungle edge?(usually), live oak but Mesa?, and azalea(not even in the same family let alone the same genus)
“How many punches do you need to chop that tree”
“How much bread have you eaten in your lifetime?”
*DIOOOO!!!!!!*
Is this a J O. j. o. KE
uno?
DDIIIOOOOOO
*Many *Breads
Steve: Punches with 274 million pounds of force.
Mobs: survive multiple punches.
so the mobs are strong to
But then how are tools stronger
@@skywalker5653 there harder that a hand
but they disapear of the existence if you punch them enough
Scary right
i also found out steve does not "hold" or even physically store his stuff he puts it in like a book thats what his inventory, mobile mini crafting, and instructions is
3:18 no MatPat, in Soviet Russia, we do this as games since like daycare.
Matpat: Stop punching trees
Steve: *I guess I'll die*
Eman just make a hole lol
Eman wrong steve can find a wooden axe in a chest so steve will live .....................I know I can't take a joke
@@apotatoduh3389 Makes sense tho. Good on ya!
RLCraft
Mat: says he has flaccid noodle arms
Also Mat: Ties with the strongest guy in the escape the night season 3 cast
Tru
TheNumber1Loser matpat is like: not gonna get anywhere near your Fists
"Because in Australia, even the trees are hardcore!"
As an Australian, I appreciate that comment.
I'd like to think the Janka hardness test is called that because a big European lumberjack named Janka drives the metal ball into the wood with his bare hands, that's the real Steve here
How about: "How strong are the chickens in minecraft?"
seriously, they can sustain like 4 hits from him
How strong are zombies? How strong were they before they started to rot?
oof how true
They can stand 2 punches from him.
Edward Vavra Good Question!
They dont even take fall damage
Picture: steves hand being destroyed.
reality: steve punching a hole in the space time continuum.
you can break up a tree with it
amzn.to/2P4GDaq
It's Thumbnail
Aaron Grande that too
Man it is suppose that you cant do this as they have no perfect matter state
wait what
I love the idea that, knowing this, he pulls his punches with everything else
Oh come on he definitely pulls his punches he could shatter the dragon skull with one punch
Steve and Alex are blessed by the gods of Minecraft so that they won't be extinct
Steve: can carry multiple universes in his pockets. Also Steve: dies to exploding moss.
lol
also also steve: is able to come back every time he dies.
@@NuggetOG that's true tho
Also Steve dies to a rotting corpse
Lol Steve: respawns after
Minecraft: *adds shulker boxes*
Steve: "Every hour, my power grows."
Is this a reference?
Yes
I like how the intro pictures/animation changes so it feels like another season to a show I like!
Actually steve stores stuff in his mouth, it's not moist enough to stop fire but it IS moist enough to keep coral alive.
66...
"Oh that's not too ba-"
...Thousand punches"
"mmm never mind..."
66,585, to be exact.
Same here😆
MUDA MUDA MUDA
😂
Hey you copied my comment
Title: STOP PUNCHING TREES!
That sounds like something a tree would say.
Mattpat is a tree
In conclusion, matpat is a tree
You thought it was gonna be brent But it was me dio lol
Sound like the Lorax.
- goldenJay - but that’s JUST A THEORY
There are more Overworld logs added in 1.19 and 1.20, and they are:
Mangrove
Cherry
The reason Steve can carry so much but break so little is because he didn't skip leg day but skipped arm day
"how is he carrying all that in his pants??"
*That's what she said.*
Lol
lol
Naw that's what she needs to be saying
Gigity,gigity
That sounds like a bad anime line.
"N--nani?! How is he holding all that in his pants?!"
"Dikku Platinum!!!!"
MatPat: “There are 6 different species of trees...”
New Minecraft Update:
I’m bout to end this mans whole career
n e t h e r t r e e s
@@Amber7H what.
@@Amber7H nether trees and mangrove trees
I want the swamp mangrove :(
Stupid idiots who voted for the damn mountains
@@ryanstenberg8505 Nether trees.
The nether update features new trees
1.14 change the oak tree leaves texture meaning Minecraft oak trees aren't Live oaks but rather White Oaks or English Oaks!
Matt 2019: Can you punch down a tree?
Matt 2020: Can you eat a tree?
Matt 2021: Can you eat a tree? pt. 2
Imagine Matt’s neighbors when they see him punching trees and screaming.
Lol
BuT iT iS ANIMatEd sO It ISnT rEaL LIfe!!!
Now someone woosh me
I thought that happens in general
I leik turtlez woosh
mr potato r/madlads
"in soviet russia, trees aren't wood, they're iron"
well, of course, how do you think they got all the material to build that iron curtain?!
I love this.
*Soviet Australia
I sucked at history, but wasn't the iron vurtain in germany? Xd
uh wrong thing he said australia not russia if you were trying to quote him i mean
I wonder if matpat will make an updated video for this since there's 3 new woods variations in minecraft, I think that'd be cool
Please do not leave, we all love your videos!
*"Looks at thumbnail"*
I feel like I don't even need to watch this to know where this is heading.
But I'll watch anyway.
Same, lol
same
@@TeenPerspektiva must I say a word cause every person here has said what we've all done
"In Soviet Australia, the trees aren't wood, they're iron!"
Australia now: *THEN WHY ARE THEY BURNING?!*
*shrugs*
THEY ARENT ITS A COVERUP BY THE GOVERNMENT
(This is a joke)
Miint OwO iron can burn
Miint OwO
Very much flame will defeat even the iron husk of s tree
In Soviet Russia the trees punch you
steve can carry a the whole universe but cant even kill a mob with his fist
That scream was perfect
So..
Steve: is sooo strong that he can destroy a tree. He can also carry VERY heavy things in his inventory while travelling.
Also steve: cant jump over fences
*INTERESTING*
You just gotta place a piece of carpet that can magically float in the air. Lol
he skipped leg day
no guys... think rationally... how is he gonna jump over the fence with an anvil in his pocket...
Next game theory
@@mmcsdaddy hahaha
Minecraft: *Floating blocks and literal dragons*
MatPat:
Minecraf: *Punching trees*
MatPat: Wait, that's illegal!
MinecrafT not Minecraf.
@NoahIsBreadInACan lol
"Minecraf"
-Saumya Shah
#real
Love your vids please continue to make them.Also could you try a theory on the secret to creative mode in minecraft
“In Australia, even the trees are hardcore”
Heck I’m Australia and if you punch some of the trees here your fist will NEVER heal
Nonsense! Just douse a potion of healing over your barely recognizable fist.
ouch
MatPat: Stop punching trees
Me, an intellectual: Punches trees with a dirt block
MatPat: Am I a joke to you?
Peter Daehan Jang
You’ve got a semicolon instead of a regular colon.
Next to the second MatPat.
EDIT: OP fixed it.
Peter Daehan Jang I use TNT
XD
Sir Apple He has a different one for each...
Matpat I think you forgot that Steve is the strongest game character
Minecraft: casual fun game for all ages
MatPat: “Something isn’t right I feel it”
"Something's wrong,i can feel it"
Bencede something is wrong ağaç kırmaya devam edicem
“Just a feeling of course. Like something’s about to happen but I don’t know what. If it means what I think it means we’re in trouble in big trouble.”
@@bogusmetz exactly
Ya let's not talk about the ridiculously massive spiders 🕷️ explosive green monsters and zombies.
Steve: (dies to a netherite axe)
Also steve: (destroys tritanium with his bare hands)
At 0:14 This scene makes me laugh and, well miss you matpat and the fans will always remember you
“How is he carrying all that gold in his pants?”
*laughs (quite literally) in foreskin*
Why and how are you laughing within your foreskin?
Ekkonus idk he is weird
@@ekkonus5719
Damn you people
Ekkonus why not?
AIDAN EPP that was my goal, just leave my pfp and name and you’re good lol
Matpat: *is raging from playing fnaf and punches a random tree*
Also Matpat: *make this episode*
12:44 We can replicate just that with flight duration 8 rockets, crafter with a paper and 8 gunpowders
I forgot how much I freaking love the science episodes
Yeah I wish matpat made more episodes like this
Long answer: *Stop punching trees!*
Short answer: Adventure mode.
or RLCraft.
Amazimg
Less than 1 more word soooo...
"how is he carrying all that in his pants?"
....no.
Oh my.
*zarbon moan*
😳
I think yes
Matpat I am telling you Steve have a backpack translating the game from Danish when you set the language to Danish
13:04
matpat out of context
"how IS he carrying all that in his pants..?"
Game Theory mathematics for the absolute win! I do ever so love when MatPat maths 😄
MatPat: *Asks if Steve has super strength and how strong he is*
Austin: Yes.
What's funny is that I was just watching that video last night...
Shinigami Miroku coincidence? Probably.
@@DawnsonRPGs Definitely. That's what makes it funny.
@@shinigamimiroku3723 CZcams algorithm, not really coincidence. Same situation if you bought some dog toys on the internet and you suddenly get a pet ad/pet video.
@@ls200076 So the only reason I saw this video is because the algorithm decided to show it, not because I'm subbed to the channel? If so, then Pheonixmaster1 was right - CZcams sub boxes are about as functional as (insert Fire Emblem character being completely inept at a particular task here).
Strongest man in the world : “I’m the strongest man in the world”
Steve: “hold my diamonds”
69 likes
Purtty Crispy no, it’d be hold my potion get it because they normally say beer, and you get drunk from beer, and potions give you effects
Adam Yusuf yep lol
poop
(Louis Cyr)
Video: *repeatedly mentions Steve's strength*
Me: We all just gonna forget about Alex?
Yes
@@St0pLookingAtMyProfile welp lol
steve when hes next to a tree: F I S T
Just a quick protip: Steve's arms are as big as half of his body's wide, so he'a pretty jacked
steve lookin kinda thicc
@@theoverreactor7435 you mean czcams.com/video/jYjDCPnxk-U/video.html
guess how many hits it takes to kill steve
Hot
@@yellowtourmaline4078 ∞x10
That Tool album art was unexpected and I'm not complaining!
Bro, the first ever video you posted was my birthday, the day I was born, cool
Mojang: Eh, let's just have em punch trees. It's not logical, but what else is gonna get them started?
MatPat: *M A T H*
*M E T H*
Ducky Sucky *N O*
@@orbit3907 *Y E S*
RLcraft gave us a perfectly great answer of how to start off
*_M A F S_*
Shaggy:
Nobody can stop me
Steve at 1 percent power:
*Deforests the Amazon with his fists*
After a few days for sure. It takes tine but it'll take time
Shaggy : im the strongest person alive
Creative mode steve : hehehehe
Dark one, dude,dark one.
Nolan Eveslage who needs fire when you can serious series punch that forest to dust?
It's crazy how one of my favorite youtubers and my favorite game cameout when I was born
Bad puns never change
"Girl punching tree"
Me: 😲
"She's Russian"
Me: oh makes sense
That’s how Russia works
Praise the Mother Land
praise your pfp lmao
Shut up -__-
Это Россия БЛЯТЬ
what did you expect?!?
"is that stupid ridiculous video game thing actually possible in real life?" I've missed this format.
Me too, it's much preferable to the newer kind of episodes.
Same here.
Dear TJ Knight,
HEY, IT'S ME, AUSTIN!
steve: *chops wood with bear hands*
stone: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Just rewatching my favorite minecraft videos
Moral of the story:
*don’t frick with Steve, or else.*
What if I want to frick Steve?
I'd frik a Steve
I love to frick steve
@@coneskid2 (*-don't like the comment guys-*) *like it guys don't listen to that person*
UNLESS???
Game theory: smartest show on the internet
Matpat: puts all the wrong trees in all the wrong biomes
B R U H
"Smartest show on the internet" has to include theory of why you can't break a tree with your bare fists.
VSauce is the only rival to Game Theory’s throne of smartest show.But they do not fight. They both know the media needs them.
"Smartest show on the internet"
LandsomeBoi shut up he is very smart bitch