Girlfriend: "Why won't you go out with me on a dAtE and buy me jewelry!" Haaland: "Why not" Girlfriend: "What gives you the right to question me?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Haaland: "Hard work" Annoying girlfriend vs Overconfident chad ultimate contest
No but he probably cares about what he can earn from football. Giving interviews with the press and journalists is part and parcel of the football industry. It is the broadcasters that provide most of its funding and allows ingrates like this young man to become multi- millionaires. If he was my son he would be given a good talking to about manners. He is clearly a mature intelligent young man so this has nothing to do with callow immaturity. No need for the arrogance. At the end of the day he kicks a ball about for a living. He's not a brain surgeon.
Kaiserbill99 exactly, he’s not a brain surgeon, that’s my point. Football stars believe they’re the most amazing thing ever when they are just that, guys that kick a ball. So he knows that and believes that interviews are ridiculous for people like him. The media only makes footballers be something they’re not and he doesn’t want any part of that. Also, you don’t know how much he cares about money, there are thousands of players that live the sport more than money
@@theemirofjaffa2266 that’s what you think , but in those little words , that man spoke the ultimate truth that defies all of science and AND the teachings of the church.
Announcer : Winner for this year's Balon D'or is Erling Haaland! Do you have something to say? Halaand : *Y E S.* _(Walks off the stage.)_ Announcer : ...
@@bern9642 he just doesn’t want to do these meaningless interviews, doesn’t mean he’s a bad conversationalist. Nothing of importance is ever asked or answered there...you can say it’s part of the job but nothing wrong with questioning things every once and a while.
@@donaldvanvliet9039 lol you clearly don't watch them , a lot of important things about the game get mentioned during post game interviews all the time. Including tactics, how the game went, and so on. The kid is a bad conversationist and that's it, he's a kid. He'll improve as he grows.
@@bern9642 well i guess it depends on what you call important then. Most of the questions can be answered just by watching the game. For my part, they can cancel all these post game talks.
Håland writing his bio be like : Name : the name that my parents give me . Age : I'm still young Date of birth : My birthday Place of birth : on earth Nationality : A country Gender : I'm a human Hobby : work hard Weekend activity : hardwork Favourite food : the food that can be eaten by humans Favourite drink : I'll know it when I was thirsty Favourite football player : A footballer Hair colour : a colour
Ibrahimovic has respect for his own fans. And as long as normal questions were given he dignified it with a respectful answer. You can't compare the two, no.
@@sayambhuchoudhury4311 No, Zlatan was respectful towards his fans at that age. And fairly respectful to reporters as long as their questions were not stupid.
@@benormal4337 anyway I know what you meant about zidane and I agree, but this day he clearly overeacted if you consider properly what a final cup match means for zidane or any player at his age
I woulda answered the same like him. He’s a damn footballer, not some kinda politician or public motivational speaker. He gave all damn straight answers to the question, no more or less.
This young man will become one of the best players of all time imo. His attitude is brilliant and he only cares about scoring goals, absolute tank for his age too.
If he says exactly what they asked for they can't fake any stories and like he said in the interview after the PSG match the reporter cooked up a story about Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar.
When you talk to your crush but she doesn’t want you 😣
Journalists: you
Haaland: crush
Lmfao
Lol 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
This hit way too hard
Haalands retirement speech would be like "It was fun, thank you".
😂
Y ah u gae?
Underrated comment
@@kimjong-un624 who says im gay
Yu ah gae
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reporter: Where do u see yourself in the next 10 years?
Haaland: in the mirror.
🤣🤣🤣
Bruh😂😂😂😂
I'm dying
🤣🤣🤣🤣
👌👌😃this one's epic
Girlfriend: "Why do you love me?"
Haaland:" Why not?"
Na he’d say:
“I didn’t say that you did but ok”
😂😂😂
este comenario merece mas likes
Gf: "lets break-up "
Haaland: "why not"
Girlfriend: "Why won't you go out with me on a dAtE and buy me jewelry!"
Haaland: "Why not"
Girlfriend: "What gives you the right to question me?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Haaland: "Hard work"
Annoying girlfriend vs Overconfident chad ultimate contest
Girlfriend: I can't sleep
Haaland: Close your eyes
Close eyes
Haaland: I can
@@dota5109 think tree
Why not
Waiter: what would you like to eat
Haaland: Food
Haaland: Cake
hard work
🤣
@@brocekec_sw AHAUHAUHAUHUHUHAHAIAHHAUAH
😀😂👍
Interviewer: What's the secret to scoring a hat trick
Haaland:Scoring 3 goals
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Haaland: smiling 3 times
Why not?
HhaHHhahahah loooooll
@@antwango lmaoooo
1:39
interviewer: thanks a lot, it was a-
haaland: 🏃
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Me on online classes when teacher is saying goodbye on a friday
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aight imma head out
Reporter : Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Haaland : In 2025.
Haaland girlfriend: My parents aren’t home
Haaland:Where are they
Good question tho. They could be in her neighbour's house.
Nah! He really isnt that dumb, is he? 🤣😆
@@theemirofjaffa2266 he is talkative but not on interviews I have seen that cause if he won't talk then he could not enjoy after scoring a goal
@@theemirofjaffa2266 I mean his teammates will not be good friends with him
lmaooo
Report: "when is your birthday"
Haaland:"21 July"
Report:"what year"
Haaland:"every year"
lol
Lmao
BRUHH
I was born in that day bruh
@@sami9423 😂Bruhhh
“Do you take this woman to be your wife”
“Why not”
the best one
Underrated comment 👏
Haaland is a genius. By answering with short answers, he won't let the media create controversies
Leabe it - Silva
Which decreases his marketability
its not that deep lol
@@PressKevinToContinue Or does it? Everybody loves his meme answeres.
@@PressKevinToContinuehonestly I feel like it’s increased it in an odd way , like he’s just funny asf for no reason
_How to live a life?_
Haaland: *don't die*
😂
whahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahhaahhahahha
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Haaland to his players, when he becomes a coach:
Guys, work hard, enjoy life, smile.
Why not
And hard work
and don't forget to score
Then he stays serious 😂😂😂😂
And sit down, nobody talk.
Reporter: How did you ran so fast?
Haaland: *sniff* I took breath
Report: "so what's the secret to scoring so many goals?"
Haaland: *smiling*
653 likes with no replies, damn. I guess imma be the first one
Ima be the second
And ima be the third one
Ima be the fourth one
Ima be the fifth one
He's not being fake. It's important to be yourself
True
Exactly. He probably just hates being in front of a camera
Why’s it important to be ur self
and don't forget smiling.
Nice joke 😂😂
He's one of those guys who gives zero f**ks about everything
Didn’t expect to see you here lad
damn man u look chad
bruh your channel died
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT ERLING USED TO WRITE ON ESSAYS AT SCHOOL
😂😂
The food was good. The End.
@@chigozie1415 XD
the holiday was nice. thank you !!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The “why not” fucking kills me 😭
Bro
Same
Yeah why not
LOL
Reporter: ''Why did you become a footballer?''
Haaland: ''Because I like football.''
@Parman Mashanafi true.
Yeah, why not 🤣🤣
@@hasbullamagomedov5368 yes
Smiling
@@AdrianSendzik lol
Reporter: which club are you joining after leaving Dortmund?
Haaland: another club
Reporter:”what club do you want to go in the future?”
Haaland:”a football club”
Awesome, he doesn’t care about the spotlight
No but he probably cares about what he can earn from football. Giving interviews with the press and journalists is part and parcel of the football industry. It is the broadcasters that provide most of its funding and allows ingrates like this young man to become multi- millionaires.
If he was my son he would be given a good talking to about manners. He is clearly a mature intelligent young man so this has nothing to do with callow immaturity. No need for the arrogance. At the end of the day he kicks a ball about for a living. He's not a brain surgeon.
Kaiserbill99 exactly, he’s not a brain surgeon, that’s my point. Football stars believe they’re the most amazing thing ever when they are just that, guys that kick a ball. So he knows that and believes that interviews are ridiculous for people like him. The media only makes footballers be something they’re not and he doesn’t want any part of that. Also, you don’t know how much he cares about money, there are thousands of players that live the sport more than money
@@TheMela2022 The least he can do as any young man, regardless of their profession, is show some manners.
@@Kaiserbill99 so answering questions means he doesn't have any manners? got it
@@wutgreens443 Answering questions with monosyllabic answers and a smirk on your face shows no manners at all. Who "dragged" you up?
“I didn't say that you said that but ok”
😂 you got to love this guy
🤣
The sass is there
“Ehh why not?”
Why not?
1:14 They just zoomed his face for no reason and i couldn't stop laughing
I remember entering into a 15 min laughing fit first time I saw that
Reminds me of Brock Lesnar
Till this day I'm still laughing about it
Tom memes 😂
😂😂😂
Interviewer: what’s your secret to success Haaland : it’s a secret
😂😂😂😂omg
Work hard
I didn’t think I’d get on to write this comment I was laughing so much
I'm sitting here laughing but I'm just as socially awkward as him...
This is such a mood omg 😂
😂😂
👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 😂
And I’m laughing at him aswell but im probably more socially awkward than both you guys put together lol
Surely not as bad lol
0:48 “woah, we’re close now” 😂
Lel
Yo Daily Fifa I remember you,your a mod for gaz (xwfgaming) 😂
That one got me dying 😂😂
@@msjxhjsjwjsxbjsns6726 yep 🤣🤣🤣
@@msjxhjsjwjsxbjsns6726 i always love this Part 🤣😂
Reporter: Do u know how to speak French
Haaland: Yes
Reporter: how do u speak
Haaland: by learning it
As an introvert, I'm already rooting for this guy
Wuhoo you go mate
🤣❤
Reporter: What do you like about football?
Erling: Football
Reporter: Thanks, bye
Understandable. Have a good day 🙂
Reporter: why are u scoring so much?
Haaland: why not
He is just answering the questions
Zez
😂😂😂
Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?😂
Haaland is a legend in interviews
"You ask how I fell and I ask...." -Haaland
EBH is a true philosopher: every time he speaks, the reporter has to pause for a bit to digest all that wisdom
True
That's probably because he doesn't really say anything 🤣😆
@@theemirofjaffa2266 that’s what you think , but in those little words , that man spoke the ultimate truth that defies all of science and AND the teachings of the church.
Hahaa
@Alisson Becker no he's patrick
0:05 _"I feel.... very _*_gud_*_ "_
**sniff**
I lost it
His face was like he's about to laugh after saying that LMAO
OMG!this was .. sooo...
indescribable
Lmao im dying 🤣
it looks like he's on cocaine lmao
Waiter : What would you like to eat sir ?
Haaland: Food
🔥🔥🔥
Haaland’s gf: *approaches him*
Him: woah, we’re close now
this is accurate
Just imagine if he win the Ballon d ´ or😂😂
„I feel very good“
"What do you think made you win this title?"
*HARD WORK*
“thank you bye”
@@behlulkilic7960 and smiling too lol
@@jackwilliams7915 that woukd be legendary tho.
Interviewer : bla bla blaa.... Why?
Haaland : Yeah why not? 😎
Lol😂😂😂
Announcer : Winner for this year's Balon D'or is Erling Haaland! Do you have something to say?
Halaand : *Y E S.*
_(Walks off the stage.)_
Announcer : ...
😂😂😂
LOL
Hahaha
I think it would be "NO"
Haaland - N O *
This guy is a genius. His answers aren't even that weird, they just empathizes how stupid most of this post-game questions are.
Nope it doesn't. It just shows he's a poor conversationist.
@@bern9642 he just doesn’t want to do these meaningless interviews, doesn’t mean he’s a bad conversationalist. Nothing of importance is ever asked or answered there...you can say it’s part of the job but nothing wrong with questioning things every once and a while.
@@donaldvanvliet9039 lol you clearly don't watch them , a lot of important things about the game get mentioned during post game interviews all the time. Including tactics, how the game went, and so on.
The kid is a bad conversationist and that's it, he's a kid. He'll improve as he grows.
@@bern9642 well i guess it depends on what you call important then. Most of the questions can be answered just by watching the game. For my part, they can cancel all these post game talks.
1:14 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m dying😂😂😂
Why nat?
@@lehumblepie Hard work
When you sleepy af but u gotta focus at the teacher
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Why is everyone saying he's arrogant I think he's just a little eccentric
Eccentric hes like a robot
Yeah,he is so young.
@@lisaj4624 the "robots" are the ones which just regurgitate the same bs in every interview
Yeah I scored 20 goals but that doesn’t matter I’m just happy for the team we got the three points and we like to take it game by game
He doesnt speak english well That’s IT
Me: Why is this in my recommendations.
Haaland: Why not?☻
"Where do you live?"
Haaland: "In my home."
1:25 *"wot"* 🤣
Wo
Nice spot 🤣🤣🤣
Nice accent
His face is similar to young Brock Lesner
Todd from Breaking Bad
Drago from Rocky 3
Just because he's blonde. Funny.
@@kasperknutsen8283 just because his face is funny and resembles with Brock Lesner
No, he looks like a male greta thunberg
Stranger: May i know your name?
Erling: "yes you may"
that's accurate
“I don’t know, may you?”
Haaland's girlfriend: *sends him a paragraph on why she's breaking up with him*
Haaland: Okay
Man thats exactly how every 18 year old would be during an interview
Hes 19 nearly 20, don’t put a bad name on us 18 year olds lmao
@@yahiko9461 yes xD
I think it's cool and funny.
@@yahiko9461 Wow true lmao
@@yahiko9461 damn
Reporter: How do you stay warm at night?
Erling: Just dont be cold
0:05 when the kokain kicks in
Best comment so far
Hahaha
Reporter: “What is your secret, 17 goals in 9 games?”
Haaland: *to score goals*
It’s like trying to have a conversation with Ivan Drago
Brilliant so true if he dies he dies
Or a plank of wood
Drago doesn't smile 😂
Man's tongue didn't come through customs
0:47 my crush when I´m nearby
Then u : 1:14
@@melvinlizama3813 then you 1:39
This comment and its replies fulfills my life
Bahahah these replies
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Haaland: ok
Ok😀😀
1:39 The way he left 😂
Håland writing his bio be like :
Name : the name that my parents give me .
Age : I'm still young
Date of birth : My birthday
Place of birth : on earth
Nationality : A country
Gender : I'm a human
Hobby : work hard
Weekend activity : hardwork
Favourite food : the food that can be eaten by humans
Favourite drink : I'll know it when I was thirsty
Favourite football player : A footballer
Hair colour : a colour
Underrated comment
LMFAOOO
Lmao
😂😂😂😂
Hobby: Work hard
Weekend activity: hardwork
That got me 😂
Reporter: "How do you get an assist?"
Haaland: "Pass it to me."
Haaland took the phrase “Words cannot express how I fell” too literally
0:36 Interviewer: What's your secret, you scored 10 times?
Haaland: Hard work.
Interviewer: Anything else?
Haaland: Enjoying life working hard.
He’s going to be the new ibrahimovic isn’t he 😂
Ibrahimovic has respect for his own fans. And as long as normal questions were given he dignified it with a respectful answer. You can't compare the two, no.
@@jolls4676 Ibrahimovic is experienced haaland has just began his professional career he may take time to be like zlatan
@@sayambhuchoudhury4311 No, Zlatan was respectful towards his fans at that age. And fairly respectful to reporters as long as their questions were not stupid.
@@jolls4676 yes but these are stupid questions asked in the video I dont think anybody will not feel good if he performs well
Ibrahimovic is a cocky a##hole. Haaland is just young and playful.
reporter: why did you do that
Haaland: why not
the kid has got a point
interview- How did you born
Erling -Hard work
0:47 “woah we close now” I’m dead😂😂
did he mean the camera ? xD
MyRo
Yh
@@QEWPEE no your sister
@@chrisonaldo0936 Are we supposed to laugh..?
@@VECT0Z Of course not
he has the confidence of Zlatan, calmness of Zidane and enjoys himself like Ronaldinho. good mix
Calmness of zidane ? He headbutted the sht out of materazzi in one of the most important match of his career xd just for slurrs
@@pezosdrare3291 bcs he assaulted/abused him, do ur Research
@@benormal4337 I know every online thing about this ! "assaulted/abused" ??? mate wtf
@@benormal4337 anyway I know what you meant about zidane and I agree, but this day he clearly overeacted if you consider properly what a final cup match means for zidane or any player at his age
He’s the type of person to open a window to look outside
What's this even mean lol
I woulda answered the same like him. He’s a damn footballer, not some kinda politician or public motivational speaker. He gave all damn straight answers to the question, no more or less.
1:16 is me in math class when the theatcher starts bragging about x multiplyed whit y
underrated
Teacher *
😂
Friend: What's up?
Haaland: Enjoying my life, working hard and smiling.
How to stop him from scoring:
Håland, everytime you score, a 10 min interview awaits you
Lol😂
‘Scores and walks out of interview’.q
This young man will become one of the best players of all time imo. His attitude is brilliant and he only cares about scoring goals, absolute tank for his age too.
, too early to say that. But he definitely has the potential and is going in the right direction so far.
''Yeah.. why not''😂😂
" Why not " the most legendary word in football universe 🔥
Bro this guy is legendary I hope he keeps his good football on and we see more interviews like that on future
1:30 the reporter started answering his questions by himself AHAHHAHAHAHHA
Im dying 😂
The reporter knew he wasn’t gonna answer so
People need to understand he is still young and isn’t used to interviews etc
No, he is doing that on porpuse
@@yogar2 no iTs luCk. He just isnt very fond of interviews.. He sees no Point in it. Media brings out the worst of him
If he says exactly what they asked for they can't fake any stories and like he said in the interview after the PSG match the reporter cooked up a story about Ronaldo, Messi and Neymar.
@@kasperknutsen8283 he is clearly making fun of the interview. "I feel very good" (and he looks to the interviewer with a hiding-laugh face)
@@kasperknutsen8283 i mean he is doing the same that zlatan does: make fun of the journalists when they ask silly questions
Job interviewer: why should I hire you?
Halaand: why not?
Haaland's parents: why did you fail your test?
Haaland: Because I couldn't pass
No matter how many times I watch Haaland interviews
I die.
This guy just reminds me of Kimi Raikkonen from F1
Bwoah :)
the one word/phrase answers
BWWWWOOOAAAAHHHHHHH
Bwoahhhhhh
I can't wait for his speech at Ballon D'Or ceremony :)) LMAO
Interviewer: "Haaland, how do yo-
Haaland: "Hard work."
Why not?
B tech ibra interview
And that comment was just like his interviews straight to the point😁
I hate him
Marc still got 2 podiums and are in 3rd LOL
What's the secret?
I swear he nails each interview so well the person asking the questions is left speechless
Stranger: "What is your secret to be so down to earth?"
Haaland: "gravity."
Reporter: How did you score those goals?
Haaland: With my feet.
His secrets:
work hard
hard work
work hard
hard work
Yes👍
@ivan leal 👍 of course😊
Why not
@@kobit-19 😂
@ivan leal and hoping
“I didn't say that you said that but ok”
Reporter : Do you want to send any message to anyone ?
Haaland : Yes.
Reporter : What's the message ?
Haaland : To the fans.
Reporter :
Interpretation: to (hell) with the fans.
How can u not love this man🤣
lol. I like him more seeing his personality
One word answer🤣🤣
Why did you do that?
"Why not"
What a freaking good answer 🤣🤣
Girl:"How do I look"
Haaland:"With your eyes"
The norwegian Kimi Räikkönen
Aleksis Ulander omg yasssss
Raikkonen is likeable he seems like a twat
So true , the comment that I was looking for.
_Bwoah, I just kick the ball into the net, and i score a goal and that’s how i win_
Girlfriend : why did you cheat on me?
Halland: ehh...why not?
Haland’s mom: what are you reading
Haland: a book
Zlatan watching Haaland interviews : Finally a worthy opponent.