Little Red Hood (unlicensed NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- Little red (riding?) hood was a unlicensed NES game released for Nintend 8-bit systems. Needless to say, it sucked like almost every Unlicensed game known (remember Wisdom tree games?).
The game is (barely) based on the famous fairy tale. You know, that fairy tale where little RED HOOD spent her time kicking trees, searching for hidden dogs under rocks, dodging giant deformed bears and shooting people with a slingshot.
The game cartdidge is today a rare item in the markets and it's sold for hundreds of dollars... Shocking, isn't?
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According to Wikipedia, this game wasn't finished but the "developers" needed money so they put it out anyway.
Ride to Hell all over again...
***** oh hey its you! what a pleasant surprise!
Sharkcaster wood I'm everywhere.
***** I'm a cleverly guy because I subbed to you
+Jared At least now they tell you upfront it's an alpha/beta before buying and you also get the final version when it's done. In the 80s when they released an unfinished game they didn't tell and nobody would ever get a finished version so it was practically a fraud. I know it's a joke, but still... Big difference.
according to the manual, the “heart” in the store is actually a “magic peach” and the “sling-shot” is actually a “throwing star knife”
Why would they give a girl who can't be older than 10 a "throwing star knife"?
Gotta protect yourself man, these some crazy times
Then what’s the potion called?
Oh okay that clears it all up lol
@@pepijn23 the invincibility potion
This episode is one of my favorite Nerd episodes. It feels so casual. The way he talks to the viewer is like you might a friend who came over and asked about that weird cartridge on your shelf.
absolutely right, this is usually the benchmark that i used to introduce people to when i wanted to show them the nerd.
yesssss
I agree.
This episode right here is a great example of when the character was in his prime. Now it is over exaggerated with too much yelling, too much meta commentary, etc. It just isn't the same.
@@Zer0.-_ You probably could say the same for a lot of creators.
I kind of love the idea of Little Red Hood consuming an actual human heart to replenish her health.
The hood wasn't red when she bought it
😳
it sounds like a thing that would happen in a dark fairytale movie, like snow white and the huntsman
According to the manual, the “heart” in the store is actually a “magic peach”.
Sounds like Zelda CD-i levels of weird.
As a kid my parents refused to buy me any unlicensed NES games because they thought we could somehow get arrested. There were so many unlicensed games that I never got to play or even see because my parents thought Nintendo would knock on the door and confiscate our game console and throw us all in video game jail.
Hey it's no joke. People went to jail and owe the multi-national music corporations millions of dollars for downloading copies of music they already owned on Cassette tape. Ordinary people that owe 20 mil. No joke at all.
+Katie Gleason Yeah but that's different.
Jayden Klein You are right. But it is in the ball park. Anyway now I find out all the unlicensed games sucked.
+Katie Gleason well you should be totally grateful that your parents never did, after all .....they saved you for becoming a criminal because if shitty ass illegal games.....
+Katie Gleason Nintendo secret police is a bitch.
"The music never changes. Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass."
AVGN: The king of repulsive yet colorful metaphors.
My two favorite AVGN music descriptions: Deadly Towers "The bubbly sound of ripping ass isn't even an adequate way to describe the music in this game." and this. "Every level has the same frothy sound of crackling ass."
"Shitload of fuck" anyone?
That one is pretty tame compared to some of his others.
"The frothy sound of crackling ass".
Been laughing at that line for almost a decade.
Are you still laughing?
@@HyperVanilo likely.
Still laughing
Absolutely. 13 years in. Sorry for the delay.
Got a timestamp?
Kick palm trees to make cherries fall down, kind of reminds me of "your a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees until trains fall down".
james, i always really liked the camera angle you used for awhile during this period of AVGN where you're looking back at the camera from the couch with the TV in the background, i always thought it was creative and looked very cool. just thought i would mention it, thanks for all the great content james.
I thought only i noticed the creativity in his angles! Cool someone else does too.
now that you mention it, the few times he used this angle have been quite memorable. makes me feel as though I’m looking over his shoulder as he plays the game.
if I recall correctly, he used a similar angle in his Game Glitch episode to the same effect.
9:40 is an iconic face
Los fabulosos 1oo serie de tele vi
Rated M for mature
I always find myself coming back to these videos. So entertaining with infinite replay value.
ikr
Word. Re watchable as fuck.
Thank you for your coming.
mattyreyrey damn straight
So true. Same with The Nostalgia Critic (To me, anyway.)
13:42: The nerd predicted super mario maker 2.
How?
@@jeremiahhester6408 well yes, but actually no
This is now a reality!
At least you only have to pick one requirement to make the goal appear. Either one clear condition or none, not multiple clear conditions to make the goal appear
Beat me to it by months
Gotta love the details, like how he keeps all the random stuff stacked on top of the cartridge through the whole episode.
"Look at all these fucking games." - One of the most underrated AVGN quotes.
how is that an underrated quote? what part of that line is funny?
How?
Everytime I open my Steam Library
@@robovinefilms1811Same here😭😂
"...frothy sound of crackling ass."
Still one of my favorite AVGN lines ever.
Dlo
I recall someone pointing out that line specifically when the episode came out and it's always, possibly as a result of that, stuck with me a bit extra. Had to scroll down just now upon hearing it just to see if people still appreciated it, and sure enough. Great line, indeed.
SiGhast lol
That line literally had me in tears and unable to breathe it was that funny xD
It's actually not an original line. It's a spin on a line a fan came up with in the AVGN episode where the fans got to write it.
With Super Mario Maker 2's new features somebody needs to recreate the scenario at 13:42
I'd love to see someone make THAT level.
The name of the level should be called “Little Red Hood”
Will do
Only one clear condition per level... but its doable
380-M9X-N1H
"You touch the panda and you're dead" has to be the saddest thing I heard ever.
I wanna touch the panda ;-;
@@ShOscar I love pandas
3:30 Apparently, the company who made this game scrapped it soon after development started, but when the company was on its way to being shut down, they released it to get quick money and try to save themselves. This explains not being able to kick, as enemies were not programmed to take damage yet.
so basically, it's unfinished.
Giordan Diodato yeah
well damn
@LuxDude2003 Vacuums late reply, but the developer's name is sachen
All it takes is a ROM hack to reverse the situation.
After watching these avgn videos, I would really love to see someone make a documentary where they actually talk to some of these game developers so we could get some insight as to why these games came out the way they did. I'm just so damn curious, I would love to hear their side of things.
totally agree... I was thinking about this the other day
"Yeah well... I guess it's simply hard to program on acid."
Some answer like that would be priceless!
Great idea... But most of them are probably dead by now..
Ajay Maddali no, its more likely they're all in their 50s or 60s. it's only been 30 years since the NES was released in north america
The reasons simple: every one wanted a slice of the action but nobody knew what the fuck they were doing... Games nowadays seen to have more effort put into them
Is this that RWBY everyone's talking about
Peni Parker no
Absolutely underrated comment
whats rwby?
I don't remember Ruby Rose being this nerfed that she can't even beat random guys and animals...
Yes.
decided to watch this episode again after seeing a copy, unboxed, for sale at a second hand shop today. Apparently this thing is actually worth money. The store was selling the cartrige for 99 AUD.
Any new NES game sealed in its box is going to definitely have value.
@@Vespyr_ he said it was unboxed
Why the hell are those mini Hitlers so pissed at Little Red Hood?
"mini Hitlers"
I think you can infer why they're pissed at Little Red Hood simply from those two words.
Sickling looks more like Billy mays to be fair...
They look like Robbie Rotten, or Spock after a few twinkies.
I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE TO BILLY MAYS THE GUY WHO SELLS OXY CLEAN WHILE TALKING LIKE THIS.
Because they think Little Red Hood is a commie
I don't see any comment pointing it out, so I guess I'll do it: The reason why the potion that maks you invincible for a few seconds exists is most likely meant to be used to get past the bear.
And holy shit does this game look awful.
Greg Koc Because my kind, the scoots, are an endangered kind. I haven't seen one of my kind for many months now. Brutha'.
Uwe must spread awareness for ur kind we must save the scoots also when is ur mating season we need to reproduce ur species
Well if u insist but may i ask can i name one of our sons swagmaster or leader of midgets u know im trying to keep it hip
Jeppz Postman My aunt had this game back in the day and I think you're right. I remember seeing her use the potion only against the bear. To me this game looks unfinished. Even as a kid, I thought the same :/
+Jeppz Postman Basically a POOR rip off of Zelda.................
„You just look at it, and it sucks“
The most concise description James has ever given and basically applicable to all of the games he‘s ever played as AVGN 😆
3:00 VERY underrated quote. Think about it.
"frothy sound of crackling *ass*"
You are a poet, good sir.
I believe he was quoting Shakespeare.
***** Really? I never knew that :D
You learn things about Shakespeare when some nerd makes an ass joke. x]
HardyHoot 2:34 "Big Bird's Ball-Sack"
Now that's poetry.
HardyHoot i think james basically invented profanity as an art form
He used "appear" 25 times, and "random" is used 15 times. Yes, I counted them.
+ThomasFan3751 That is the best way to explain the gameplay.
Did you count him saying randomly or appears
+MickJamesSupaFreak Those count in the long run.
+MickJamesSupaFreak ...or at least I think they do.
+ThomasFan3751 why does this game exist
13:41 AVGN predicted Super Mario Maker 2!
OMG :o
how
If someone hasn't already made these conditions in a SMM2 level, they should.
“The affect is pissing me off”
I was rewatching Ghostbusters and finally realized this is a reference to that scene lol
When I was about 10 years old or so, I didn't know it was a reference to Ghostbusters until I actually saw it.
Hahaha love GB 1
@@DragonHeartHisMajestyX I never knew that until *right now* and I'm 25! 😅
"You touch the panda and you're dead." Damn straight, pandas are badass :D
You just made my day 😅😅
***** Lol, how so?
+PremierMilenkov Vanity account created only to comment on videos containing the word 'panda'. not creative or original.
skudzer1985
Funny assessment considering I only changed my profile pic a couple weeks ago :D No way I just happen to like pandas, right? But no, you sure know better, I've been found out.
+PremierMilenkov those panda cheese ads weren't fucking around, that panda is badass.
@10:17 funny thing is... researchers recently say that this colour AVGN mentioned is the worst colour of all time.
Opaque couche, they call it. On the bright side, it's a good color for cigarette packages and wrappers, since it repulses the soul so deeply.
Great. That's my favorite color
CJC Box
This color is the same color that MechWarrior Online uses on its trial mechs, its a fucking hideous color...
Azยן The Gr
Mr. Hanka
13:42 I was watching the Mario Maker 2 direct and immediately thought of this.
lolollollolololoololololololololollololololololoolloollo asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Lol nice
The part where the Nerd predicts what the ending will be like is so damn funny!
Thank you, AVGN / James Rolfe. This video was published during a terrible time in my life, and helped me endure all the shit that was going on. Your humor gave me something to look forward to.
This game is hidden in the code for Destiny's loot system.
Because it's random as fuck... Genius!
Nice one! :)
+Zixology Thank you for your comment! Ugh that game pisses me off sometimes.
+Joey Rozic same here but I love destiny ( waits for Destiny haters)
+Hippoking05 I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain!
So basically, the story of Little Red Hood goes like this:
Once upon a time there was a girl named Little Red Hood, who whistled from her hooey when she jumped, and made cherries fall from palm trees when she kicked.
One day she had to go to her grandma's house, but there were a lot trolls and animals that did not want her too. So she threw slingshots and released her killer dog on her enemies.
Meanwhile, in order to get to her house, she had to find cherries to find random keys hidden in random staircases in the forest.
When she finally reached her grandma's house in ecstasy and excitement her grandma replied : Oh my Little Red Hood, Thank you for your coming.
conglaturations
The end
Great story
Her hooey 😂😂😂
@@crazysilly2914you have completed a great game
"It's like Starbucks at every street corner."
That's... not far off from reality.
5:27 have a bowl mr squidward
Shooting a knife, and stabbing someone with a gun. Makes sense.
Michael Myers stabed someone with a gun once
That's what I was getting at. XD
it makes no sence
Stabbing someone with a gun? Well, bayonets are a thing.
Coincidentally, Board James uses a sword that slips into a gun during his Omega Virus episode.
I think this is one of James's best acting episodes. He really seems genuinely pissed off by this game.
Actually, there is one more game with a cartridge slot on top. Sonic & Knuckles for Sega Genesis/Mega Drive had one too, but for that game it was actually useful. It allowed you too play as Knuckles in Sonic 2 and 3, and allow you to play the game AFTER you complete Sonic 3's levels like this.
You probably already knew this, but if you put Sonic 1 or a non-Sonic game on top, you could play a near endless amount of the Sonic 3 special stage
5:06
James called out micro transactions before they were even a thing
It's still in-game though
I think I just realized the heart may actually be an apple.
mostmelon or a peach because of the bottom part
The big bad wolf must've eaten the programmers.
The wolf did the world a great favour.
The ending dialogue actually goes in hand with the suggestive title of the game. I'm sure the title is completely innocent and the ending is purely a translation mistake but it's still something that grabs your attention for a moment upon seeing and hearing it.
12:04 that ghostbusters reference.
take a sip after everytime AVGN says "random" or "appear"
you will be sloshed in no time.
"you did not disappoint" one of my fave endings to an AVGN vid
5:35. When nerd drank beer I thought he'd throw it.
Description says:
"Nintend 8-bit system"
You can't spell *Nintendo*
without *Intend*
you cant spell *no intend* without *nintendo*
Those are not Cherries from those Palm Trees. Those are Lychees, Most people confuse them with Cherries.
well lychees dont come from palm trees either
A riding hood does not necessarily mean a hood meant for riding, but also can be a type of cloak used for any kind of traveler, of bright colors so as to denote presence of said traveler. When camped along roads a riding hood of red or yellow may be hung up to signify a friendly camp. Source: Old guy i know.
10:28 "The music never changes. Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass!!"
AVGN's best moment,
1:56 turn that console on with all those attachments and you’ll find the four treasures of SwordQuest😉
That stare James does at the end then drops his controller fucking kills me everytime, its like we've all had those moments in gaming xD
CallMeSugarMilk Mortal Kombat on the easiest difficulty, but Shao Khan still obliterates you.
I half expected the ending to be some awesome elaborate cut scene or something.
But instead they thanked you for your coming
@@SEiMEi_EXiSTS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3:36 my reaction finding out that they didn’t preform sweet victory at this years super bowl
They did it after the game
This is one of my comfort videos, i remember being sick staying home and watching this! I had a fever dream about this that day, and it forever takes me back. Thank you nerd.
"Thank you for your coming"
That's fucked up, grandma.
Are you a Pokémon?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thank you for your coming!
You did not disappoint.
*chuckling inside*
A Cinemassacre Production (2009)
I'll do alot more then that .3.
No problem, bro. Anytime.
This game had more variety than he made out. You got the swimming part, jumping on turtles, as well as wandering around aimlessly.
13:53 AVGN predicted Mario Maker 2. 8 YEAR Before it come out
Why are Spock's clones chasing her?
I dunno, that's just illogical.
🖖🏻
Logical
CapLag they had a malfunction that made them pedophiles
For Nemoy! For Neeeemoooyyy!
this is probably my favorite avgn episode ever. the script is exquisite and the acting is top quality!
My favorite episode as well. Perfectly structured
@@johnhunt5089 haven't seen this vid in years haha cheers John!
13:47 Nerd predicts a feature from Mario Maker 2.
But everyone already knows that now.
“But everyone already knows that now. Better post it again because I get a dopamine rush from getting internet likes.”
@@Lime30373 What
"Thank you for your coming!" ….uhm, phrasing?
So...we're NOT done with phrasing?
@@clover7451 a man of culture I see
2:40 "Well, excuuuse me, Princess!", Link said.
"Every level is the same frothy sound of crackling ass." - James Rolfe, 2011
This episode originally aired in December of 2009.
these games are so bad, they are fueling James's Alcoholism
Ok, so here are the rules: you collect a certain number of cherries to summon a staircase. Said staircase takes you to where the key is. After you get the key you walk into a flashing staircase to move on to the next level.
Unless you are playing levels 5 and 8, where the rules are changed
The bear looks like doge.
Finally someone said it
wow, such shitty game...
much ass.
+Davethe3rd Corgi Bear for president.
such growl much fish
Sometimes I'm really disappointed by the games that come out these days, and how lacking they are. How they make you pay for DLC to finish the game. I always think about how games used to be better. And then I go watch some AVGN. Now I really appreciate modern gaming.
Bro, decide yourself! Do you like or not new games or old games?
Gooby TheCat Name 1 game
Azziz Samureh Destiny? lol, why?
Gooby TheCat Well, I was going to prove my point about you over exaggerating, but you named an actual game that does that. So, now my non existent point has been nullified.
Azziz Samureh lol. XD I know that not all games are horrid these days. But it feels like for every good game that comes out, there are 10 others that suck. :P
"Let's see what happens if we take the key away...."
Lol!
1:52 this will always be my favourite joke in the entire AVGN cinematography
13:33 one of my favorite avgn moments XD
In Denmark little red riding hood is called "Den lille rødhætte". That translates into "Little Red Hood"... Oh no... Does that mean the makers of this "game" was from Denmark?... (Or Norway or Sweden or something like that...)
There’s another piece of Danish you’ve taught me. In early 2020 I decided to learn Danish on Duolingo, but I have forgotten the words I have learned because I had other things to do which means I left it far too late. I was also gonna be on vacation in Denmark, but I couldn’t go because of COVID, it’s a shame isn’t it?
Where was your vacation gonna be before/during the birth of COVID?
Can we take a second to appreciate how creative of a content creator James Rolfe was in this episode to include a bit about him stacking things on the Top-loader as high as he could?
And he even kept it that way for the entire episode.
“Lonely and stupid”-just like me
Me too kid, me too
Basically everyone during this horrible pandemic
@@HyperVanilo How ya doing now?
@@destroyerofworlds4663 Doing great, how about you?
At 10:27 they bears face looks a bit like doge.
Yew macking fun of mee ?
No. I'm actually wearing a Doge T-shirt at the moment and currently part of The Church of Doge
Howard Derpyson He isn't.. Mmm... But i am!
mariomanwon ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
But I mw nut a bere
beare, the doge bear @ 10:21
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Such Angry, much Video Game, very Nerd.
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names Shibe is love, Shibe is life.
I was just thinking that xD
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names no, the bear is masturbating
Tonyis2lazy2writehis2names its over the top golden feddy
10:30 don't mind me, just timestamping this because it's too good
"Once upon a time there was a girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She liked to jump in the air and whistle out her vagina"
i can't breathe--laughing so fucking hard
I really don't know why, but it's my favorite episode of AVGN :3
especially the ending ,,, that awesome rage right there
IDK but I have to ask.....
is your name a reference to the spell "Spell" from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link?
Christian Silvermoon
no it's just sounds good and this name never occupied.
Mine has to be basically all of the Bible Games episodes. Those are funny as hell. xD
TheSpellShell MIne too but mostly because of the ending
Every time he brings up Jekyll and Hyde, I just have to laugh
Yeah wht a piece of shitt
Fun fact: according to the manual, the slingshot is actually a star knife.
5:15 is basically how I use the guns in Smash Bros anyway...
Same, but mainly when they're out of ammo or a better item shows up.
Seems like the difficulty of this game was based on programming choices, and not actual gameplay.
Reportedly, the game was released somewhat unfinished. Enough to be playable, but not fully developed to be enjoyable. Like, Red Hood was supposed to be able to kick enemies.
Yeah, it does seem to play like a half-baked idea.
I love how he actually plays it with all that stuff on top of it.
Been on a rewatch of all his stuff, happens at least once a year lol this is really a timeless series in my opinion.. every true video game nerd, will appreciate this content
Man.. I go back to these about once a year. It never gets old
First AVGN episode Ive watched. Fond memories.
All the better to fuck with your mind with my dear.
Gintoki, much? :D
uhhh....yeah
Been having a rough weekend. Seeing AVGN has really helped cheer me up!
2:49 Maybe the name "Little Red Riding Hood" was copyrighted and they had to adjust the title to avoid a law suit.
That was a different version of the story that was copyrighted not the original idea
I didn't even notice that the word "riding" wasn't in the title. My brain automatically put it there.
2:03 And Sonic & Knuckles.
This is still my favorite AVGN title card, and one of my favorite episodes too.
I had a girlfriend that used to tell me thank you for your coming. It was awesome.
She sounds awesome.
***** Yeah.
My favorite hooker used to say the same thing. I miss her.
My girlfriend did the opposite, kinda. She’d call me “The Weekend” because I wouldn’t just hurry up and come already.
@@jonathanturbide2232 Did she die from an STD?
Is it weird I think AVGN is...cute?
VG Nerds - +1 VG Jocks - 0
Ninjaken HELL YEAH!
***** Thank heavens.
Grace Larsne And then again, nobody is the same. Some people think this and this is weird, others don't. Just depends on who you ask.
im a straight guy and i think hes cute
Thank you for getting Little Red Hood into CZcams's gaming list, very cool
2:13 they were made by the same company.
AVGN reviews like these makes me wish for AVGN reactions/commentary by the game developers. This would definitely answer AVGN's favorite bad game review-question: ''WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!"'