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  • Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Barbara Dunkelman in episode 565 as they discuss the Pasta Pass progress, bathroom accidents, Airbnb, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on October 7, 2019, sponsored by MeUndies (meundies.com/roosterteeth), Ring (ring.com/teeth), and Stamps.com (stamps.com, code ROOSTER). Live production powered by Blackmagic Design. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uNNz0O
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  • @gunkatas01
    @gunkatas01 Před 4 lety +276

    8:18
    Chris: "I've had 23 breadsticks."
    Matt Bragg: "Rookie."

    • @w77eed
      @w77eed Před 4 lety +8

      "Those are rookie numbers. You need to get those way up."

    • @addisonhydock1937
      @addisonhydock1937 Před 4 lety +1

      This comment 👌👌👏👏

  • @ryanlong4021
    @ryanlong4021 Před 4 lety +384

    I'll say this because Burnie isn't here to..."Chris, you might be the strangest person ever hired at Rooster Teeth. On another note, how do I get one of these passes?"

    • @fhm4
      @fhm4 Před 4 lety

      iirc, the passes got sold within seconds of being on sale. I'm guessing someone re-sold one to Chris. This is the info mentioned on podcast.

    • @ryanlong4021
      @ryanlong4021 Před 4 lety

      I was pretending to be Burnie.

    • @fhm4
      @fhm4 Před 4 lety

      Oh, oops. That flew over my head.

    • @TheEnigma271
      @TheEnigma271 Před 4 lety

      Im sure Chris is a nice guy but I don’t think I could be around Chris for more than 30 min without wanting to off myself

  • @Bayleaf6399
    @Bayleaf6399 Před 4 lety +44

    24:04 that audible "WHAT?!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanlong4021
    @ryanlong4021 Před 4 lety +168

    "Shat your cheeks" - Gavin Free 2019

  • @TheAIDANRAWNSLEY
    @TheAIDANRAWNSLEY Před 4 lety +59

    I was worried I was going to miss Burnie's outbursts on the podcast but then Barbara at 42:39 gave me hope!

    • @noahberg8150
      @noahberg8150 Před 4 lety +6

      Something about that chair makes people angry its Burnie's ghost possessing people

    • @Alcane302
      @Alcane302 Před 4 lety +1

      That chair is cursed.

  • @pinkjarl88
    @pinkjarl88 Před 4 lety +119

    off camera laughing is the high point of this episode

    • @phantom31017
      @phantom31017 Před 4 lety +2

      It reminds me of the environment that old ZDTV, TechTV, and some of the better G4 shows had.

  • @mauriciocano8245
    @mauriciocano8245 Před 4 lety +123

    I bet burnie will be on the podcast for the steak off and pancake day

    • @GetxWrecked1
      @GetxWrecked1 Před 4 lety +10

      Mauricio Cano I really hope so.

    • @chiot2875
      @chiot2875 Před 4 lety +4

      I’m certain he will be, he’s not avoiding the podcast, he’s just not part of the podcast crew anymore

    • @Km0577
      @Km0577 Před 4 lety

      Mauricio Cano he better

  • @End3r_Wiggin
    @End3r_Wiggin Před 4 lety +30

    Broadcast laughing is life.

  • @chrisconcannon6490
    @chrisconcannon6490 Před 4 lety +45

    The laughing in the background during Chris' Olive Garden story is great.

  • @stefbz4405
    @stefbz4405 Před 4 lety +56

    im with barb on the shower thing. sometimes u just gotta stand under the hot water for a minute and zone out a bit

    • @shadowangel3995
      @shadowangel3995 Před 4 lety +2

      Stefbz, totally. I completely agree with this.

    • @jessirose
      @jessirose Před 4 lety +1

      But not peeing

    • @Aldatremains310
      @Aldatremains310 Před 4 lety +2

      Definitely fell asleep for 5 minutes standing in the hot water

  • @Maximillian01
    @Maximillian01 Před 4 lety +247

    gonna miss Burnie

    • @TheTalksin
      @TheTalksin Před 4 lety +4

      He will be back once his new baby is in school. He is trying to do it right this time. Especially when he has the money now to do it.

    • @RouxAroo666
      @RouxAroo666 Před 4 lety +24

      @@TheTalksin Pretty sure he said that he wasn't coming back, that he's been trying to leave for over a year.

    • @TheTalksin
      @TheTalksin Před 4 lety +2

      @@RouxAroo666 I could totally be wrong but I hope I am not.

    • @RouxAroo666
      @RouxAroo666 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheTalksin I hope you're not also.

    • @OpinionatedChicken59
      @OpinionatedChicken59 Před 4 lety

      Go on.

  • @SpartanDB
    @SpartanDB Před 4 lety +78

    Chris can be a manager at Olive Garden after this. He'll advise his local restaurant on customer satisfaction.

  • @mxxxmmsssss
    @mxxxmmsssss Před 4 lety +65

    How has Chris made it this far into adulthood in one piece?

  • @Apollo-dg2wv
    @Apollo-dg2wv Před 4 lety +36

    If the average olive garden breadstick is 10'', if you were to make a single breadstick of all the breadsticks that Zack ate, it would be 431.25 inches long or over 35 feet

    • @AirZeph
      @AirZeph Před 4 lety +2

      So glad you include the ⅛😄

  • @SweetChuckPi
    @SweetChuckPi Před 4 lety +97

    We're still waiting on the pod cast to be dressed by their SOs. I want to see how Gavin would be dressed by Meg.

    • @shadowangel3995
      @shadowangel3995 Před 4 lety

      I love this idea, but who would dress Chris I wonder??? 🤔🤔🤔 I know💡 Clayton can dress Chris.

  • @inquisitorichijou883
    @inquisitorichijou883 Před 4 lety +15

    "How long can a breadstick be without breaking under it's own weight?"
    Gavin asking the important questions again.

  • @Chevy101mc
    @Chevy101mc Před 4 lety +111

    When Chris is on the podcast Gavin seems smart

    • @phantom31017
      @phantom31017 Před 4 lety +23

      Gavin and American Gavin.

    • @eviebee
      @eviebee Před 4 lety +21

      Gavin is Smart. Gavin has a low wisdom and a high intelligence, but Chris has a low wisdom, low intelligence, but a high consitution.

    • @fanieldox
      @fanieldox Před 4 lety +10

      Gavin is very smart but plays off as if he’s dumber on camera because it’s funnier for the audience. Good businessman also!

    • @woefullyunderprepared9419
      @woefullyunderprepared9419 Před 4 lety +2

      Gavin is actually really smart and super talented

  • @caseys_cozy_garage
    @caseys_cozy_garage Před 4 lety +26

    This podcast was 1.5 hours of them bullying chris

  • @THEEND4444
    @THEEND4444 Před 4 lety +30

    Barbara has taken the chair.
    THE REIN OF PUNKLEMAN HAS BEGUN!

  • @brockjames9394
    @brockjames9394 Před 4 lety +7

    43:00 I 100% agree with barb I tend to stand in the shower for a long time

  • @khalidbrown743
    @khalidbrown743 Před 4 lety +43

    Barb: He can't *Walk* to an Olive Garden
    Me: *Gasps* Barbara

  • @MsAwesomeify
    @MsAwesomeify Před 4 lety +113

    Gluten free food is for people with Celiac's, not for people trying to eat healthier. A waaaayyy too common misconception.

    • @slothfulcobra
      @slothfulcobra Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah, that's always annoying. It's not unhealthy for most people and is an important part of maintaining the consistency of a lot of foods

    • @maxsilbert
      @maxsilbert Před 4 lety +11

      There is a chance that Chris has non-celiac gluten sensitivity, seeing how diarrhea is a symptom of a leaky gut. The prevalence of this condition has increased 100 fold over the last 50 years because the species of wheat that we eat today is vastly different than what our ancestors ate. I agree that a gluten free diet isn't necessarily healthier, but you also don't need to have celiac to benefit from it.

    • @aplasticboy6067
      @aplasticboy6067 Před 4 lety +14

      people can be gluten intolerant without being celiac

    • @alexgaskin8375
      @alexgaskin8375 Před 4 lety +3

      @@aplasticboy6067 yep, my dad stays away from Gluten as it wreaks havoc in his joints, as it triggers his arthritis really badly

    • @Mrtheunnameable
      @Mrtheunnameable Před 4 lety

      @@aplasticboy6067 There's no scientific basis for "sensitivities".

  • @GabeNotNewell
    @GabeNotNewell Před 4 lety +51

    First one without Burnie as constant cast...
    *wipes tear from face*

  • @alexandramains8896
    @alexandramains8896 Před 4 lety +12

    Who ever is in the back is dying of laughter.

    • @CommissionerManu
      @CommissionerManu Před 4 lety +2

      Alexandra Mains they captured my soul that entire time. Chris sounds like an absolute madman talking about Olive Garden, and Zach moving to Austin temporarily for this dumb thing had me in tears 😭 😂

  • @DrunkenDumbazz
    @DrunkenDumbazz Před 4 lety +10

    Idk how long zack is in town for. But it would be cool to have him on the podcast too

  • @Alcane302
    @Alcane302 Před 4 lety +1

    29:24 Gus interrupting Chris about the size of the toilet bowl every time has to be one of the funniest moments of this podcast.

  • @Evanswift
    @Evanswift Před 4 lety +42

    Chris was the exact person I was hoping would fill the Bernie spot. I know it was just for the week but I really hope he can come on more regularly

    • @khalidbrown743
      @khalidbrown743 Před 4 lety

      @Ellis McKennon President of the HOA yes

    • @OpinionatedChicken59
      @OpinionatedChicken59 Před 4 lety +4

      I don't know I mean I like Chris but in small dosages, maybe 1 in 3 podcasts would be fine but every one? He'd start to annoy me real quick, he takes way too long to say everything and, even though it's usually funny, the podcast tends to revolve around him when he's on.

  • @benjisilva7198
    @benjisilva7198 Před 4 lety +26

    I couldn't stop laughing, Chris needs to be the new member

  • @suchmuse
    @suchmuse Před 4 lety +151

    If Chris is gonna be in the main 4, I will definitely be OK with this.

    • @TheTalksin
      @TheTalksin Před 4 lety +11

      I would rather Geoff. But Chris is a fine stand in otherwise

    • @loveforkuja
      @loveforkuja Před 4 lety +4

      god i wish

    • @herschels7599
      @herschels7599 Před 4 lety

      Sims Legit what happened to burnie?

    • @EchoFlowDoe
      @EchoFlowDoe Před 4 lety +1

      @@herschels7599 new role in the company, gonna be on camera less, so he's no longer in the main 4 for the podcast

    • @TheEnigma271
      @TheEnigma271 Před 4 lety

      Hearing Chris makes me want to jump out a window

  • @InSaNeTW1NK1E
    @InSaNeTW1NK1E Před 4 lety +8

    Chris is a treasure

  • @bifftop_johnny
    @bifftop_johnny Před 4 lety +1

    I don't know what it is, but I love how Barbara says "Yeah" at 33:42"

  • @lifeiscrap103
    @lifeiscrap103 Před 4 lety +40

    Jesus, I am gaining weight just listening to the Olive Garden conversation.

  • @TienAnta
    @TienAnta Před 4 lety +3

    I live for the off camera laughs. Cracks me up

  • @ksmruns
    @ksmruns Před 4 lety +3

    YES with Barb in the side chair. Love it!

  • @pixel_princess
    @pixel_princess Před 4 lety +3

    This episode was gold, can't wait for the RTAAs about it

  • @GatesMcMuffin
    @GatesMcMuffin Před 4 lety +7

    Been a RT fan for almost half my life. Sadly the podcasts is the only content that I still watch regularly. Burnie leaving the podcasts was gonna be the final straw for me and I was gonna be done watching Rooster Teeth. However, If Chris replaced Burns as a main cast I’d tune in every week. The dudes an Americanized Carl Pilkington

  • @neatherskeloton2395
    @neatherskeloton2395 Před 4 lety +5

    I love all the laughter in the background XD

  • @crist953
    @crist953 Před 4 lety +8

    Chris needs to be protected at all cost

  • @nathanness6512
    @nathanness6512 Před 4 lety +4

    The concern on Barbs face upon hearing 43 breadsticks

  • @PDX_Mycoo
    @PDX_Mycoo Před 4 lety +17

    Chris, if you have a hidden camera, but you have to disclose it's location, how is it a hidden camera?

  • @RolandSchlosser
    @RolandSchlosser Před 4 lety +7

    I guess Gavin had to go to LA to film with Will Smith :)

  • @BattedStingray
    @BattedStingray Před 4 lety +3

    Funniest podcast I've watched in a while

  • @bobbychong3790
    @bobbychong3790 Před 4 lety +5

    Goodbye Burnie, I will miss you sweet prince~

  • @leybac
    @leybac Před 4 lety +5

    :( I just realised we may never get an argument over how butter is sold ever again

  • @AllyITA
    @AllyITA Před 4 lety +23

    as an italian all this "pasta and bread everyday is bad for you" sounds extremely weird. we aet pasta and bread everyday for our entire life (and no, we are not all fat, not at all)

    • @payllllll
      @payllllll Před 4 lety +17

      The way we Americans make pasta and bread will definitely make you fat

    • @BradyT918
      @BradyT918 Před 4 lety +1

      Olive Garden pasta is not freshly made or does not ever taste like it, and compared to proper Italian pasta OG pasta is almost like a soup with the amount of sauce they add to it. Far from healthy or good for you.

    • @gianna--
      @gianna-- Před 4 lety +1

      yeah pasta is made differently in the US and is much worse for you than it is in italy

    • @ginganinja2143
      @ginganinja2143 Před 4 lety

      You also gotta think about the fact that proper Italians like you eat that way your entire lives, and have for generations. So due to that, it doesn't affect you the same as Americans, along with the way they make Italian food here.

  • @LucasSavage-ki7gg
    @LucasSavage-ki7gg Před 4 lety +1

    I shat myself laughing from guss

  • @MartyAraragi
    @MartyAraragi Před 4 lety +1

    God. This Olive Garden talk is making me hungry for it! Could really go for an Al Carbonara

  • @Jordi_NL
    @Jordi_NL Před 4 lety +7

    If I had a dollar everytime Chris said "uh" I'd be rich.

  • @G_G251
    @G_G251 Před 4 lety +2

    21:59 "House Training Chris" RTAA

  • @emotionalsupportsnail7576

    It’s funny how gus has to explain he was trying to be scary

  • @arthurnassak5756
    @arthurnassak5756 Před 4 lety

    9:58 play at half speed and just listen to gus lol
    The way he says "to the deh" lol

  • @thatflyguysavi4196
    @thatflyguysavi4196 Před 4 lety

    I don't watch RoosterTeeth content but I love these people. Why the f*** do I enjoy this podcast ??

  • @Kamakiri86
    @Kamakiri86 Před 4 lety +1

    1:16:20 Chris is officially a video game player character. Let's be real, nobody WALKS when playing a game with a run mechanic lol.

  • @tiffanygreen1131
    @tiffanygreen1131 Před 4 lety +2

    Im excited for whoever Chris got!
    But also. Gus.

  • @nicolefancy69
    @nicolefancy69 Před 4 lety +1

    I noticed people have been liking Barbara's puns more and more lately, someone should make a compilation of videos where Barbara's puns go over well instead of everybody groaning and getting mad LOL

  • @theDJay01
    @theDJay01 Před 4 lety +3

    I like Chris :)
    I hope we see him more often

  • @Ashton0822
    @Ashton0822 Před 4 lety +7

    Pretty sure the title of this is what my parents said when I was born.

  • @sighadventure8177
    @sighadventure8177 Před 4 lety

    Chris you were probably sleep walking, my cousin used to do it when he was little, more than once he would pee on the floor. Just dont let them get to you, keep being yourself, you're awesome! Sincerely one of a kind.

  • @rustybryant3812
    @rustybryant3812 Před 4 lety +1

    You know how gus says his name twice I want them to just continue to say their names for a solid minute

  • @reploid123
    @reploid123 Před 4 lety +1

    36:41 hahaha I'm laughing to hold back the tears

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer Před 4 lety +3

    Haven't watched the podcast in a while guess I'll watch for a few minutes...
    *Gets sucked into an Olive Garden Super-Size Me time sink*

  • @ManlyPelican
    @ManlyPelican Před 4 lety

    Im with Barb about the shower, enjoy you're showers guys it might be the best part of your day.

  • @Half-CockedG
    @Half-CockedG Před 4 lety

    Good cast!

  • @Corrieography
    @Corrieography Před 4 lety +4

    "I have unlimited salad."
    -Chris Demarais, 2019

  • @OldfieldFan1
    @OldfieldFan1 Před 4 lety

    I can't stop playing 47:10

  • @13j48
    @13j48 Před 4 lety +4

    RTAA 2 part episode "Chris' Pasta Diet"
    I can see that happening

    • @ginganinja2143
      @ginganinja2143 Před 4 lety

      I feel that'd be 9 parts. 1 for each week the diet existed, showing his and Zach's spiral downward lol.

  • @jaymata1218
    @jaymata1218 Před 4 lety

    They have so much patience for chris XD

  • @EwChris
    @EwChris Před 4 lety +1

    I want pasta breakfast now.

  • @OrleansVT
    @OrleansVT Před 4 lety

    the toilet episode for sure. the title didn't lie

  • @FinalFantasyArtist24
    @FinalFantasyArtist24 Před 4 lety

    At 43:39 Chris looks like he has rabbit ears XD

  • @josephbagert7501
    @josephbagert7501 Před 4 lety +7

    I’m with barb. ENJOY THE SHOWER AND CHILL UNDER THE SHOWER

  • @duku345
    @duku345 Před 4 lety +4

    Rumour has it, you can still hear that guy laughing and interrupting from the control room

  • @ginganinja2143
    @ginganinja2143 Před 4 lety

    Due to my years in boarding school and my house parents giving us a 10 minute shower time, I can't help but instantly wash everything and get out. It has been 10 years since those days having a time limit and nothing has changed.

  • @tomuy4430
    @tomuy4430 Před 4 lety

    Honestly love Chris

  • @dumbfound9959
    @dumbfound9959 Před 4 lety +2

    How did I know Chris would be in this podcast just from the title?

  • @plasticfrank
    @plasticfrank Před 4 lety +7

    Bring Zack Anner on.

  • @carlkallies3
    @carlkallies3 Před 4 lety +2

    Instantly liked for Gavin's 7/8 of a breadstick comment

  • @theunholysmirk
    @theunholysmirk Před 4 lety

    i love how distressed barbara is about 43 breadsticks.

  • @Kibbz10
    @Kibbz10 Před 4 lety

    Time for the pasta update

  • @arturoordonez8337
    @arturoordonez8337 Před 4 lety +2

    I hate that they get on to chris for the olive garden thing. I think he's a beast for that.

  • @KiraVexing
    @KiraVexing Před 4 lety +1

    We have plenty of deer in Jersey. The Garden State is not all city.

  • @Unknown-qj9sm
    @Unknown-qj9sm Před 4 lety

    The look you are describing near the beginning sounds like clockpunk, one of the branches of steampunk.

  • @DobynsMedia
    @DobynsMedia Před 4 lety +3

    Im ready for the outfit Chris picks. Coming from the brain of swordfish and dressing.

  • @Accidentallyok
    @Accidentallyok Před 4 lety +4

    No they are all psychos.
    waking up and standing in the warm water
    as you adjust to being awake
    is just one of those moments

  • @nowthatsurban
    @nowthatsurban Před 4 lety

    It's funny to hear Gavin and Gus talk about the expensive toilets when they can afford them 10 times over

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e Před 4 lety +4

    Why are they so surprised he weighs the same? You can eat literally anything you want and as long as he only eats his tdee then he won’t gain weight. Like I could eat 3400 calories of only pasta and it would do the same to me as eating my normal diet (what you actually mess with is the macronutrients which probably isn’t an issue for Chris since he doesn’t workout so it’s not hugely important if he’s low on some for a day)

    • @ACE117GS1
      @ACE117GS1 Před 4 lety

      He definitely does workout, even mentioning it in this podcast. But yes he would prefer the low cost to a better workout

    • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
      @user-ns3vs3bp3e Před 4 lety

      Mason Smalley dude he literally said he hadn’t been working out in the podcast and I meant more lifting than anything tbh which Chris clearly doesn’t do, or at least doesn’t lift for muscle gain (not that it’s a bad thing, just trying to say if for example Blaine who does lift for muscle growth did this he would suffer far more than somebody like Chris)

    • @ACE117GS1
      @ACE117GS1 Před 4 lety

      He said recently he hasn't been able to as much. And on multiple prior podcast they mention how blaine got Chris interested in working out and how he has seen great results and is in great shape. Yes he isn't blaine but he does have good structure and definiton

  • @MrGamingDJ
    @MrGamingDJ Před 4 lety +3

    As an Australian, I always just thought all toilets have dual flush until I went to America
    I'm with Barb they are psycho's, most of my shower time is just enjoying the hot water on me.
    I can't wait to see Gavin's and Barb's outfit

    • @woefullyunderprepared9419
      @woefullyunderprepared9419 Před 4 lety +2

      That's cause you legally have to have a dual flush in Australia, cause we got water problems

    • @MrGamingDJ
      @MrGamingDJ Před 4 lety

      @@woefullyunderprepared9419 Sadly that's true, still kinda weird seeing a 1 button toilet for the first time

  • @jessirose
    @jessirose Před 4 lety

    38:20 thank you, thank you.

  • @seanmclellan4373
    @seanmclellan4373 Před 4 lety +2

    1:02:30 yeah... the whole east coast is overrun with whitetail

  • @mule8075
    @mule8075 Před 4 lety +3

    Can we get a link to that toilet

  • @Hypnopotimus27
    @Hypnopotimus27 Před 4 lety +3

    I T A L I A N F O O D

  • @kathrynblodgett1969
    @kathrynblodgett1969 Před 4 lety

    Outfits, Babs, and Gus.

  • @codmanout9861
    @codmanout9861 Před 4 lety

    I absolutely get in the shower, and just take my time

  • @regorllerref
    @regorllerref Před 4 lety

    I'm so glad that I am watching these podcasts in reverse. I cant wait till I get to the podcast where chris gets challenged.

  • @ravenmiller6376
    @ravenmiller6376 Před 4 lety

    Uncle Daddy XD

  • @csys690
    @csys690 Před 4 lety +6

    Can we get a Youngsters Podcast with Blaine, Chris, Miles and Brandon? I feel like that would be the greatest thing ever

    • @mash3732
      @mash3732 Před 4 lety +5

      Brandon left RT

    • @EpicFelinski
      @EpicFelinski Před 4 lety

      @@mash3732 oshit, did he? Why? Whats he up to now?

    • @EpicFelinski
      @EpicFelinski Před 4 lety

      @@mash3732 he still seems to be working at RT according to his twitter. Are u sure he left?

    • @EpicFelinski
      @EpicFelinski Před 4 lety

      @@mash3732 oh nvm i thought u meant blaine

  • @ChaosDesigned
    @ChaosDesigned Před 4 lety +1

    That back room is so loud this episode. You can hear them laughing and reacting to everything that goes on.

  • @dominicgarciajr
    @dominicgarciajr Před 4 lety +2

    Gavin asking the Hard Hitting Questions..

  • @danmorrell9074
    @danmorrell9074 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris: "What's a vital?"

  • @Shak2k11
    @Shak2k11 Před 4 lety +2

    so is chris going to be apart of the podcast crew taking burnies place? or are they just going to have rotating guests aswell as just regular guests or groups

    • @thedoctor5777
      @thedoctor5777 Před 4 lety +1

      There's already way more than for people in the podcast crew they don't need to replace Burnie