Chris's Hidden Camera Prank - Ep. 584 - RT Podcast

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  • čas přidán 18. 02. 2020
  • Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Blaine Gibson as they discuss cumpetitions, embarrassing stories, how many calories are in a rock, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on February 17, 2020, sponsored by Squarespace (squarespace.com/roosterteeth) and The Besties (available on Spotify)
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Komentáře • 462

  • @BenFitter
    @BenFitter Před 4 lety +870

    This is the most Chris that Chris has ever been.

    • @plasticfrank
      @plasticfrank Před 4 lety +10

      ​@TM Delacrush How much Chris could a Chris Chris Chris if a Chris Chris could Chris Chris?

    • @studio9131
      @studio9131 Před 4 lety +1

      @@plasticfrank a demaris

    • @BrianMayeshiba
      @BrianMayeshiba Před 4 lety +4

      Putting Gavin and Chris on the same podcast makes it an instant classic.

    • @esp1344
      @esp1344 Před 4 lety +2

      I saw this comment before i hit full screen when i first put this on and thought “ah this guy probably just hasn’t watched a ton of RT content”. I was wrong, this is the most chris that chris has been maybe since the story of his burned out and totaled Ford Taurus that he continued to drive, if not ever.

    • @codmanout9861
      @codmanout9861 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh, the eternal awkwardness of Chris Demarais
      44:31 best moment

  • @WillSullivan23
    @WillSullivan23 Před 4 lety +513

    Alternate title: Three guys watch and laugh as their friend has a 90 minute stroke

    • @milk7524
      @milk7524 Před rokem

      Haven’t watched yet, excited to see who has the stroke. My moneys on gav

  • @BodgeAttack
    @BodgeAttack Před 4 lety +224

    "This needs to be addressed in some way. Someones got to say something".
    -Chris Damaris

    • @phantom31017
      @phantom31017 Před 4 lety +10

      BodgeAttack “the neighbor knocks on the door, ‘what’s that smell?’”

    • @cheesecrew
      @cheesecrew Před 4 lety +1

      I read this as he said it

    • @Yvraadri1
      @Yvraadri1 Před 4 lety +1

      WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ME! XD jk, you just spelled his last name missing an E and my name is spelled exactly in your misspelling lol

  • @Spartan_5271
    @Spartan_5271 Před 4 lety +447

    Chris is like the sitcom weird guy who tries to act weirder ever season

  • @kaitlynm9463
    @kaitlynm9463 Před 4 lety +315

    Everyone keeps talking about Chris but can we acknowledge his dynamic with Blaine?? It’s like an old married couple

    • @Gee-Wiz
      @Gee-Wiz Před 4 lety +14

      It's like they have a podcast that takes place in the morning in HFIL or something

    • @legoworksstudios1
      @legoworksstudios1 Před 4 lety

      @@Gee-Wiz I see what you did there

    • @chouji08
      @chouji08 Před 4 lety +2

      More like Blaine having to deal with a younger sibling

    • @Bec-fs2ks
      @Bec-fs2ks Před 4 lety +1

      I love how smart Blaine sounds in a back-and-forth with Chris 😂 such a dynamic duo

  • @olojondro73
    @olojondro73 Před 4 lety +135

    Chris is one of those very rare, very valuable people who are naturally extremely funny. You wanna be around them all the time because they can make any situation hilarious without trying

  • @DieterRust
    @DieterRust Před 4 lety +217

    I love how everytime Chris is on the podcast he seems to outdo himself.

  • @phantom31017
    @phantom31017 Před 4 lety +87

    “He was plowing but the fields were too muddy that day.”

    • @darter9000
      @darter9000 Před 4 lety +3

      You know you have been paying attention to this episode if this quote made you shudder...

  • @DobynsMedia
    @DobynsMedia Před 4 lety +90

    I feel like Chris is a robot that almost has social interaction down, but just isn't there yet

  • @lnsomniac23
    @lnsomniac23 Před 4 lety +38

    "Someone had to say something" - too funny!

  • @eugeniogarza2133
    @eugeniogarza2133 Před 4 lety +35

    It’s always a good episode when the broadcast crew breaks out in laughter.

  • @spazdaMX5
    @spazdaMX5 Před 4 lety +124

    I wouldn't even be mad if it was just Chris on the podcast, he honestly offers so much comedic value

  • @CJ_McK
    @CJ_McK Před 4 lety +55

    Gavin and Chris need a podcast together... They take turns asking each other questions, and they have to try answer without googling, then they try google the truth.

    • @TheDragonaf1
      @TheDragonaf1 Před 4 lety +3

      Chris already had a show that was like that called "A Spot of Science"

  • @Hevvvyyy
    @Hevvvyyy Před 4 lety +70

    Everytime gavin asks chris a hypothetical like giving someone cpr its golden

  • @ashe274
    @ashe274 Před 4 lety +78

    40:58 This is peak Chris right here. I haven’t laughed this hard since the “first space crime” story xD

    • @oli1658
      @oli1658 Před 4 lety +2

      Im literally crying right now

    • @ihaveleshingles5773
      @ihaveleshingles5773 Před 8 měsíci

      It still lives up, came back to this one, been looking for it, 3 years later still hilarious

  • @venixkplays4945
    @venixkplays4945 Před 4 lety +104

    I feel like Chris has the most colorful life that I'm glad I never had.

  • @-bdiddi-
    @-bdiddi- Před 4 lety +76

    As a physics student, their conversation about calories and energy is so wrong it makes my brain hurt

    • @skarrambo1
      @skarrambo1 Před 4 lety +22

      As a Physicist, get used to that happening

    • @Hockey4harry1
      @Hockey4harry1 Před 4 lety +2

      As an engineer, I thought it was funny.

    • @Bec-fs2ks
      @Bec-fs2ks Před 4 lety +2

      As a bog-standard science student even i can relate 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @basuraunak
    @basuraunak Před 4 lety +41

    This podcast is absolute gold , never ever change chris 😂

  • @Haloid855
    @Haloid855 Před 4 lety +181

    Quota of the day:
    How many calories is a rock
    Someone drops a nuke and everyone turns fat

    • @IsDitGerben
      @IsDitGerben Před 4 lety +4

      Cruz885 Quote*

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Před 4 lety +4

      @@IsDitGerben
      OP is going to do these things XD

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 4 lety +1

      @@IsDitGerben "a fixed share of something that a person or group is entitled to receive or is bound to contribute"
      I think it was part of his or her joke that went over your head.

  • @freestuff4uandme
    @freestuff4uandme Před 4 lety +40

    Anytime I see Chris in a video I know it’s gonna be...interesting 😂😂

  • @RolandSchlosser
    @RolandSchlosser Před 4 lety +23

    Gavin has the best time with Chris's stories lol

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 Před 4 lety +40

    Chris didn’t only stomp on the accelerator, he got his foot stuck down in the floor of the driver with the car careening around in the mountains.

  • @thebigbear4696
    @thebigbear4696 Před 4 lety +82

    Blaine’s “handedness” is fairly typical for older natural left handers who were forced in school and sports to try to be right handed. It’s why left handers older than 35 or so tend to be more ambidextrous than right handers.

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne Před 4 lety +1

      He's not older than 35 though

    • @dcaslick
      @dcaslick Před 4 lety

      Blaine only turns 30 this year.

    • @thebigbear4696
      @thebigbear4696 Před 4 lety +1

      There are seriously 2 people that missed the point? The age is just a generational reference point. Blaine falls within the margin of error. SMH. /facepalm.

    • @qFenrir
      @qFenrir Před 4 lety

      It's called "cross dominance"

    • @emmapegouske
      @emmapegouske Před 4 lety

      I got the same thing as Blaine and my entire family is left-handers who make fun of me for it. :/

  • @5hinydrums
    @5hinydrums Před 4 lety +174

    There should be a segment called Story Time With Chris

    • @TastefulGent
      @TastefulGent Před 4 lety +13

      Lopeza What should have been a 10 min segment would turn into its own podcast.

    • @NCinflitratingNinja
      @NCinflitratingNinja Před 4 lety +9

      Stutter time with Chris

    • @15mperkins
      @15mperkins Před 4 lety +2

      It’d have its own graphic and everything

    • @thedoctor5777
      @thedoctor5777 Před 4 lety

      I would love that and I'm sure Jordan would too

    • @Maw19993
      @Maw19993 Před 4 lety +1

      I mean, it's pretty much what every Podcast with Chris in is.

  • @grayalmeida9622
    @grayalmeida9622 Před 4 lety +21

    Chris legitimately gets more childlike as he grows older. It's like he's an emotional Benjamin Button.

  • @notliterallyme
    @notliterallyme Před 4 lety +23

    God. Chris is a national treasure

  • @axeavier
    @axeavier Před 4 lety +30

    I think we can agree that Chris is one the most hilarious people around, I just couldn't stop laughing at all the stories

  • @chadross
    @chadross Před 4 lety +15

    I thought drunk Chris was peak, turns out you just need the right version of sober Chris to make the best podcast ever.

  • @aiwili2bh
    @aiwili2bh Před 4 lety +104

    There's awkward, there's cringe...... then there's Chris

  • @Gee-Wiz
    @Gee-Wiz Před 4 lety +75

    Chris literally explained Fatgum's quirk

    • @Applebomb8D
      @Applebomb8D Před 4 lety +4

      Gee Wiz came to say the same thing

    • @Tallperson7
      @Tallperson7 Před 4 lety +2

      Oh my gosh xD Chris totally did explain it. LMAO

    • @lastproductionstudio
      @lastproductionstudio Před 4 lety +6

      Well the revurse of fatgums quirk

    • @Gee-Wiz
      @Gee-Wiz Před 4 lety +3

      @@lastproductionstudio Well he absorbed it during the raid of the Yakuza hideout with his battle against Rappa and let it all back out in one attack

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull Před 4 lety +2

      Strong Guy from Marvel had the same ability...the more you hit him the stronger he got

  • @harpreetrandhawa1426
    @harpreetrandhawa1426 Před 4 lety +8

    6:18 Love that random scream lol

  • @balloonedraccoon2503
    @balloonedraccoon2503 Před 4 lety +8

    One of the funniest podcasts in awhile, Chris is a treasure.

  • @MrBlazeStriker
    @MrBlazeStriker Před 4 lety +46

    I love how Chris is a fantastic writer and struggles to voice stories lol

  • @jamesdavidson1965
    @jamesdavidson1965 Před 4 lety +10

    Gavin: Lincoln hat?
    Citizen ship approved 😂

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Před 4 lety +3

    The best part of this video is the crew dying laughing in the background 😂

  • @hausmaster9801
    @hausmaster9801 Před 3 lety +2

    Broadcast wetting themselves whilst Chris is explaining his poo story had me in stitches

  • @BSGSV
    @BSGSV Před 3 lety +2

    Chris is a precious little bean.

  • @MadScientistGuild
    @MadScientistGuild Před 4 lety +15

    i like watching Chris because no matter how awkward i think i am. I'm not Chris level

  • @PhrogyO
    @PhrogyO Před 4 lety +5

    I love how the experiment Gus gave Chris is totally a joke, but I also love how eager chris is

  • @havoc467
    @havoc467 Před 4 lety +8

    Please never change chris

  • @benbedell10
    @benbedell10 Před 4 lety +35

    It's like Chris is given wacky prompts from the backstage that he has to roll with

    • @TheMuffin18
      @TheMuffin18 Před 4 lety

      I've always imagined his brain just constantly misfires when he's trying to speak, move, or do pretty much anything.

  • @julie_nelson55
    @julie_nelson55 Před 4 lety +6

    As someone who worked in retail for 9 years, I heard "thank you too," for things that that is not the correct response so many times. Once, I tried to tally it, but it happened too much, and I gave up

  • @CJ_McK
    @CJ_McK Před 4 lety +34

    17:30 - Chris clearly hasn't seen the latest season of MHA... so close.. yet so far...

    • @samsolo68
      @samsolo68 Před 4 lety

      CJmckZA I was seeing if anyone else was thinking it lol

  • @camithewitch5265
    @camithewitch5265 Před 4 lety +5

    Random audio listener here, just dropping by to say Chris is an absolute treasure lmao

  • @TempestuousInquiry
    @TempestuousInquiry Před 4 lety +2

    I swear I lose years off my life every time Chris tells a story XD never change Chris, we love you being you

  • @rebeccah6736
    @rebeccah6736 Před 4 lety +14

    RTAA: Chris Tries to Tell a Story

  • @tvk-9cop
    @tvk-9cop Před 4 lety +1

    Gotta love conversations with Chris. I'm dieing🤣

  • @brianmoore8794
    @brianmoore8794 Před 4 lety +2

    Never change Chris. The hilarity of this podcast is legendary

  • @missilepack
    @missilepack Před 4 lety +2

    Chris is a treasure to this world and we don’t deserve him

  • @daedremes
    @daedremes Před 4 lety +3

    Chris is a gem.

  • @haileylorentz6465
    @haileylorentz6465 Před 4 lety +4

    I love chris so much lmao he's adorable

  • @khalidbrown743
    @khalidbrown743 Před 4 lety +19

    I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time Gav mentioned getting a steak punched down a throat

    • @nolansprojects2840
      @nolansprojects2840 Před 4 lety +3

      It definitely is not. Lol, I think he talks about it in an early minecraft let’s play

  • @nevershoutnever10ize
    @nevershoutnever10ize Před 4 lety +9

    I would love to see a leopard leg and green lantern animated

  • @crmags
    @crmags Před 4 lety +12

    6:13 So that's what someone having a stroke sounds like...

  • @damonweaselhead1803
    @damonweaselhead1803 Před 4 lety +96

    Blaine doesn't even know He's Ambidexterous.

    • @XOMoonlightXO
      @XOMoonlightXO Před 4 lety +4

      He is a dumb jock stereotype after all (jk)

    • @love-hammer
      @love-hammer Před 4 lety +3

      I thought ambidextrous meant you could switch hands for anything. Like I have a friend that can write and draw with either hand. idk

    • @lalocar37
      @lalocar37 Před 4 lety +4

      That's not ambidextrous. I think it's called mixed motor skills

    • @qFenrir
      @qFenrir Před 4 lety +4

      It's called cross dominance

  • @harpreetrandhawa1426
    @harpreetrandhawa1426 Před 4 lety +12

    8:12, wow sounds like Rick took over Chris' dialogue

  • @doleph1
    @doleph1 Před 4 lety

    Chris should never apologize! Dude's mind is gold! 😅

  • @lloniaceder
    @lloniaceder Před 4 lety +2

    Chris is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @ZeldaFeb
    @ZeldaFeb Před 4 lety +3

    Chris is my new favorite 😂😂😂

  • @Threnody248
    @Threnody248 Před 4 lety +3

    I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard at a podcast story in a while.

  • @Bec-fs2ks
    @Bec-fs2ks Před 4 lety +2

    At 49:20 Chris: “did i tell this story? This is an embarrassing story”
    Everyone: *settling in, looking uncomfortable at the inevitability of disgust to follow* 😂

  • @jmoneyrax
    @jmoneyrax Před 4 lety +15

    God Chris is hilarious

  • @anthonylopes7987
    @anthonylopes7987 Před 4 lety +26

    Ok but the rtaa's that came out of this podcast.

  • @TheN00bWarrior
    @TheN00bWarrior Před 4 lety +3

    Chris literally described the super powers of Fat Gum from MHA hahaha amazing

  • @M3ta1XH3ad
    @M3ta1XH3ad Před 4 lety +1

    This is one of the best podcasts in awhile and it's all thanks to Chris. I literally have a headache from laughing!

  • @DavidVazquezzz
    @DavidVazquezzz Před 4 lety +4

    Always great to see Chris on the podcast.

  • @nickspeelman7
    @nickspeelman7 Před 4 lety +1

    23:03 - Gus' face after asking that is amazing

  • @DemonicScorcher
    @DemonicScorcher Před 4 lety +1

    Gus talking about receptionist at hotels, and how they play games with what guests say, I’ve definitely done this on slow shifts with my coworkers before 😂

  • @cooterscooter3202
    @cooterscooter3202 Před 4 lety +4

    The bath houses Blaine was talking about are called "Soap Lands" if anyone was wondering and they are awesome

  • @Galvloi117
    @Galvloi117 Před 4 lety +8

    I love how Bernie left and now it’s just 9/10 times roasting Chris

  • @aundreya22
    @aundreya22 Před 4 lety

    This is the hardest I've ever laughed watching a podcast. Good Lord my stomach is cramping with how much I've been laughing. 😂

  • @trippysiren7966
    @trippysiren7966 Před 4 lety +2

    We need a compilation of everything Chris says. Just everything.

  • @Tterbinator96
    @Tterbinator96 Před 4 lety +1

    This was the best podcast in recent memory! So freaking funny! Chris is a gem !

  • @ScowlingHydra45
    @ScowlingHydra45 Před 4 lety +6

    Oh my god, Chris is turning into Joel. Guys I think rooster teeth is putting something in the water

  • @risenrealm
    @risenrealm Před 4 lety +1

    I love Chris, I do, I'm crying so hard. he's just so Chris. I love Gavin encouraging him by asking questions, I haven't laughed this much in a while

  • @benswanson5643
    @benswanson5643 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris is single handedly keeping the entirety of the internet alive

  • @jonathanrichmond7259
    @jonathanrichmond7259 Před 4 lety +7

    Good to see we still haven't learned what a calorie is on this podcast.

  • @pinballwitch5256
    @pinballwitch5256 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris is just being pure Chris in this episode

    • @OpinionatedChicken59
      @OpinionatedChicken59 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah I mean he's talking about his sexcapades most of the time but whatever...

  • @rotaholik89
    @rotaholik89 Před 4 lety +5

    I don't know how Chris has made it as far through life as he has.

  • @cooab
    @cooab Před 4 lety +2

    I literally love Chris and Blaine on the podcast together

  • @benejeneb
    @benejeneb Před 4 lety

    Best podcast for at least a year!! Smashed it guys!! :D

  • @Huntera081
    @Huntera081 Před 4 lety +2

    God this one was painful 😂

  • @p.l.a.g.u.e9210
    @p.l.a.g.u.e9210 Před 4 lety

    I absolutely love Gavin and Chris together 😂 I didn’t know I needed this

  • @deanpiocquidio2664
    @deanpiocquidio2664 Před 4 lety +1

    Gustavo: I wanna be anywhere else
    Me: I am some where else and it is still anguish to hear.

  • @nolansprojects2840
    @nolansprojects2840 Před 4 lety

    There are so many moments where I closed full screen to like this video only to be disappointed by the fact that I already liked it. Lol, fantastic group here!

  • @ICYC10
    @ICYC10 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris deserves a raise!

  • @ice2132
    @ice2132 Před 4 lety +14

    I sense an RTAA for one of Chris's stories.

    • @dvt1393
      @dvt1393 Před 4 lety +1

      "All" of Chris's stories. 😂

    • @Connor_M27
      @Connor_M27 Před 4 lety +1

      Give it about 6 months

  • @eric201
    @eric201 Před 4 lety +5

    42:05 Blain goes off in his happy place.

  • @zmaley1324
    @zmaley1324 Před 4 lety +6

    Chris is that little kid trying to explain something. You know the video I’m talking about.

  • @joelzamudio6882
    @joelzamudio6882 Před 4 lety +1

    I love Chris on the podcast!😂

  • @Cheeta246
    @Cheeta246 Před 4 lety +2

    I love Chris, he shines the best on the podcast.

  • @DaReff
    @DaReff Před 4 lety

    This is the funniest thing I've witnessed in a while. I love it

  • @ihaveleshingles5773
    @ihaveleshingles5773 Před 4 lety

    Gus is right about the saving time for boxing pizzas. As a manager at dominos I can say that we have people a few hundred boxes to be prepared when there’s not much going on to makeup for labor cost. And during rushes there’s not a lot of time and it’s a waste of labor to not have boxes already folded

  • @nickgarza209
    @nickgarza209 Před 4 lety

    This definitely in the top 10 for the RT Podcast. Really needed this heading back in the ER! Made my shift feel shorter! 💙

  • @gamerman022
    @gamerman022 Před 4 lety +51

    Burnie needs to come back to the pancake or steak off podcast

    • @dyllock105
      @dyllock105 Před 4 lety +7

      Can't do steak off anymore cause Gus is vegan

    • @gamerman022
      @gamerman022 Před 4 lety +9

      @@dyllock105 simple get a vegan cow

    • @spacecadet0
      @spacecadet0 Před 4 lety

      @@gamerman022 not even cows are vegan...

    • @iBloodroot
      @iBloodroot Před 4 lety +10

      I want Burnie to come back and not talk about anything he did since he’s been gone. Just act like he’s been on just as consistently as before he left.

  • @slikshot6
    @slikshot6 Před 4 lety

    Someones GOTTA say something. I died

  • @TsukiNoShinjitsu
    @TsukiNoShinjitsu Před 4 lety +2

    Congratulations Blaine. You are ambidextrous.

  • @Knownwellenough
    @Knownwellenough Před 4 lety +4

    I love Chris lol

  • @Skorpeonismyrealname
    @Skorpeonismyrealname Před 4 lety

    58:00 As someone who worked five years at a hotel (two of which was spent at a hotel that shuttled to and from the nearby airport) I can confirm that we don't care/judge if you say "You too" after we wish a pleasent flight/stay.
    But as Gus was curious, when my property manger worked checkouts, he'd keep a little ticker counter of how many checkouts said it. From the day I started, his little ticker was somewhere in the 500s. When I left, it was in the 700s.

  • @N_D_H
    @N_D_H Před 4 lety +13

    Blaine's reactions to Chris tell me they have spent a LOT of time together.