Chris has an Emergency Bucket - Ep.

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  • čas přidán 17. 03. 2020
  • Join Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, Chris Demarais, and Blaine Gibson as they discuss stealing iphones, being early for parties, and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on March 16, 2020. Join FIRST to watch episodes early: bit.ly/2uNNz0O
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  • @trentthemediocre7596
    @trentthemediocre7596 Před 4 lety +297

    Sometimes I think "They're too mean to Chris."
    But then he starts telling a story.

    • @AozoraOrigami
      @AozoraOrigami Před 4 lety +12

      i used to think that as well lmao chris is just............... SO unaware of what he's saying. He's not an idiot.........i think....... he's just unaware.

    • @LexieFletcher
      @LexieFletcher Před 4 lety +6

      The too mean part still stands

    • @lens3973
      @lens3973 Před 2 lety

      His stupid hat story at 10:50 is a perfect example. Makes a big deal and interrupts to bring it up, and then doesn't even know what he wants to say about it, just stumbles on his words. "Uhh, like, so they, yeah - uhh - so here's, yeah" is not a good start to a story.

  • @kingbollywood22
    @kingbollywood22 Před 4 lety +402

    The best thing about the Corona virus is that we will get more *Gavin* in videos.

    • @benkoskinen3871
      @benkoskinen3871 Před 4 lety +19

      That's really true since he's usually flying EVERYWHERE and is in 5% of videos. Now he's in ALL videos which is great.

  • @Crazymadpsycho33
    @Crazymadpsycho33 Před 4 lety +243

    Honestly at this point Chris needs to be on every podcast. Literally comedy gold. The best and most entertaining podcast all have Chris in it.

    • @killerkevin001
      @killerkevin001 Před 4 lety +1

      My favorite was when Chris and Brandon were on together

    • @Oaisus
      @Oaisus Před 4 lety +2

      @@killerkevin001 I can barely watch the podcasts where Brandon is on. Chris makes me laugh with his strangeness, but Brandon is pure cringe.

    • @Badusername2000
      @Badusername2000 Před 4 lety +1

      if chris was on every podcast i would stop watching, i just cant stand him

  • @simonkaster8098
    @simonkaster8098 Před 4 lety +120

    If nothing else we MUST save Chris Demaris. He above all others must live. Were gonna need a good laugh.

  • @timfrias477
    @timfrias477 Před 4 lety +37

    Ngl, Chris walking off set and finding some jar of pasta sauce ASSUMING it's some form of alcohol WITHOUT looking at the thing then walking back on set, and then proceeds to tell the entire story was WAY funnier than it sounds lol

    • @bethandavies4933
      @bethandavies4933 Před 3 lety

      It’s entirely from the fact that he crouched through the shot laughing his head off and then told Gavin he was wrong! Chris is such a funny guy

  • @yangtheinsane5430
    @yangtheinsane5430 Před 4 lety +230

    Chris: “This... is a bucket.”
    Barbra: “Dear god...”
    Chris: “There’s more...”
    Barbra: “No!”
    Chris: 🤨

    • @shyfrog3731
      @shyfrog3731 Před 4 lety +4

      THIS NEED ALL THE LIKES AND MORE I'M WHEEZING

    • @GabbyGoLucky
      @GabbyGoLucky Před 4 lety +1

      Nice callback there

    • @KimoyaFTW
      @KimoyaFTW Před 4 lety +1

      Bless this comment

    • @lucasng4712
      @lucasng4712 Před 4 lety

      @@GabbyGoLucky huh

    • @Tankunish
      @Tankunish Před 4 lety +1

      This is the best. I have a drawing of this moment when that video first came out xD And with the roles as Barb and Chris? Even better.

  • @redfmrules
    @redfmrules Před 4 lety +17

    Chris came back a different person when he went to get beer from the fridge haha

  • @RandomEye1131
    @RandomEye1131 Před 4 lety +95

    Chris and Blaine are amazing together, they really do act like a divorced couple who some how remain friends.

  • @Donovan00
    @Donovan00 Před 4 lety +34

    Especially with the hat, Chris looks like a human Woody.

  • @davecarignan
    @davecarignan Před 4 lety +16

    Chris talking about walls at the end... I LOST IT 🤣

    • @willmiles7978
      @willmiles7978 Před 4 lety +2

      Chris - "I'm very hyper aware of what I'm focusing on"
      Gavin - "I'm not sure that's true"
      XD DX

  • @habababa1764
    @habababa1764 Před 4 lety +24

    “Spaghetti is just thick hair” - Chris

  • @coldheartz2686
    @coldheartz2686 Před 4 lety +40

    Gus,”you better come to let’s play live I’ll personally give you coronavirus”
    One week later: let’s play live gets canceled

    • @55inugami55
      @55inugami55 Před 4 lety +1

      He was talking about RTX. But yea lol

  • @PBALLERAZ
    @PBALLERAZ Před 4 lety +27

    The hat actually does suit Chris well.

  • @davidanaya650
    @davidanaya650 Před 4 lety +126

    I honestly feel like Chris is pretty smart, he is just incredibly inarticulate and that just makes his seem silly.

    • @TheRealHaloLover
      @TheRealHaloLover Před 4 lety +2

      getting serial killer vibes from him honestly.

    • @luigiff3431
      @luigiff3431 Před 4 lety +10

      I honestly don't know how he got where he is, he just stumbled through life and landed there, not smart, just lucky idiot

    • @OmegaA1000
      @OmegaA1000 Před 4 lety +2

      @@luigiff3431 He is also funny and entertaining

    • @hvnterly8388
      @hvnterly8388 Před 4 lety +9

      I love him, hes one of my fav RT personalities : )

    • @isaiahkenney1260
      @isaiahkenney1260 Před 4 lety +2

      @Kago Pop shame what happened that made him what he is now

  • @horizonset
    @horizonset Před 4 lety +89

    Everyone: wears average clothes
    Chris: wears cowboy hat

    • @GaletayaNightshade
      @GaletayaNightshade Před 4 lety +1

      I mean, it was addressed... near the beginning...

    • @Tankunish
      @Tankunish Před 4 lety +2

      As a Texan, I feel a cowboy hat is normal clothes. I see lots of people who wear them and I think nothing of it, but it may just be because it's Texas.

    • @horizonset
      @horizonset Před 4 lety +1

      @@GaletayaNightshade I know it was, I watched the whole thing

  • @ApocalypseRick
    @ApocalypseRick Před 4 lety +49

    If there was ever someone that wanted to make a movie like The Hangover but wanted it to be a true story, they just need to base it on Chris

  • @JohnnyDee.
    @JohnnyDee. Před 4 lety +86

    I just realized today that in 25 years, our kids are going to interview us on this pandemic for their reports and look at Tweets and memes as primary sources

    • @etanesnil7072
      @etanesnil7072 Před 4 lety +4

      Dinhema b r u h , that’s crazy

    • @nerocole6734
      @nerocole6734 Před 4 lety +4

      I don't know how to feel about this.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Před 4 lety +3

      Our descendents will have to study our nonsense in their history courses.

    • @MrJesseforsell
      @MrJesseforsell Před 4 lety

      Nah, people are going to start hating social media at some point

  • @inquisitorichijou883
    @inquisitorichijou883 Před 4 lety +11

    Imagine getting ready for a long distance flight and hurrying to the airport - only to realize that your flight is still one month away.

  • @Kibbz10
    @Kibbz10 Před 4 lety +32

    There truly is only one Chris Demarias

  • @bt-jz7ki
    @bt-jz7ki Před 4 lety +24

    you guys have been getting me through the worst times I've had since 2013, and still continue to do so. thank you, genuinely. 💛

  • @GusUglySorola
    @GusUglySorola Před 3 lety +2

    Hahaha! Two weeks of quarantine. Little did they know it was over a year.

  • @loudmarble8751
    @loudmarble8751 Před 4 lety +37

    Having Chris on the podcast is such a treat

  • @olojondro73
    @olojondro73 Před 4 lety +3

    We all need more Chris in our lives. Or someone who has Chris energy. He's so good

  • @nolansprojects2840
    @nolansprojects2840 Před 4 lety +19

    I love Eric. Lol, and Chris. They are perfect for each other.

    • @sylviapage61
      @sylviapage61 Před 4 lety

      Nolan Patterson I’m glad Chris had someone like backing up on this 😅 diffused tension

  • @jed92y
    @jed92y Před 4 lety +5

    It is so gratifying just how done Blaine is with Chris' Chrisness.

  • @sensibleb
    @sensibleb Před 4 lety +14

    Thanks for continuing to produce content, so that SOMETHING still feels normal.

  • @MadHatterJapican
    @MadHatterJapican Před 4 lety +2

    Chris is amazing. We just need this on 24/7 live to help get through quarantine.

  • @kicker074
    @kicker074 Před 4 lety +11

    In all seriousness burnie is the best prepared for this I remember in an old podcast him bringing in MRE rations

  • @RolandSchlosser
    @RolandSchlosser Před 4 lety +16

    People wanting the OG's to be in the podcast~ I really like this kind of configuration! Blaine and Chris are awesome!

  • @dougster571
    @dougster571 Před 4 lety +5

    that hat honestly looks great on Chris

  • @theold1.
    @theold1. Před 4 lety +1

    That whole theft conversation for like 10 minutes should be animated ! :D

  • @Mixx1290
    @Mixx1290 Před 4 lety +1

    The difference between Chris IRL and the how WELL he acts for skits/shows is mind-blowing to me lol

  • @kylemoller1272
    @kylemoller1272 Před 4 lety +2

    chris on every podcast. *6 words into a story* " i may have mentioned this on a podcast, have i mentioned this on a podcast?"....no one knows yet. gotta love it

  • @sugs0377
    @sugs0377 Před 4 lety +6

    The community episode when Pierce leaves and it messes up the dynamic is basically what’s happening with this group. Burnie used tease Blaine, but Burnie is gone so now Chris is the new Blaine. Except it’s not funny when they tease Chris it feels like they are laughing at him instead of with him, minus Gavin.

  • @Themrfaceboy
    @Themrfaceboy Před 4 lety +2

    The shoe store prank reminds me of the jewelry store prank, where they would get the employee to put the necklace on them, and then they would run like were going to steal it, but they stop at the mirror to check themselves out.

  • @carloscampos1824
    @carloscampos1824 Před 4 lety +4

    Thanks to the quarantine I can now watch these when they're released. So at least I get one win

  • @famedcarrot9678
    @famedcarrot9678 Před 4 lety +3

    This is the most that I've laughed at a podcast

  • @minakar2144
    @minakar2144 Před 4 lety +6

    “It gives me abilities”

  • @Sgeerts16
    @Sgeerts16 Před 4 lety +4

    32:00 they were talking about people stealing and how employees aren't suppose to do anything. Well, I was working at gamestop when Guitar Hero and RockBand were HUGE. We had stacked like 12 guitars and displayed them at the window. Well it was a little too close to the door and 3 teenage boys basically just grabbed them and ran. They took all but 1, everyone was simultaneously confused and kind of impressed.. My manager was like "welp, lets move any merchandise away from the door..." we put those giant machines were you can demo the latest games on either side of the door lol.

  • @C2K777
    @C2K777 Před 4 lety +1

    Three Beer, pasta sauce Chris is brilliant

  • @soccerjade33
    @soccerjade33 Před 4 lety +1

    Really appreciate the podcast!

  • @legendofFranktheTank
    @legendofFranktheTank Před 4 lety +6

    37:12 ahhhh gus! Where'd you come from!?

  • @sparta117corza
    @sparta117corza Před 4 lety +3

    "I have abilities!" -Chris

  • @gregziel
    @gregziel Před 4 lety +1

    The giant AT-AT in the snow in the empire strikes back still holds up.

  • @Octobers1086Own
    @Octobers1086Own Před 4 lety

    Thanks for this, guys. Be safe and stay healthy. Love!

  • @Patrickisat
    @Patrickisat Před 4 lety

    I liked Blaines Aquabats reference. "It was a cool party pool party." lol. I got it.

  • @XxHYASAKITExX
    @XxHYASAKITExX Před 4 lety

    Chris: "They stole from the...the..uh..what do you call those? TRUCKS! 👏🏻👉"
    *Eric in the background*: "Truck?!" 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @ShinyMewtwoPOKERUS
    @ShinyMewtwoPOKERUS Před 4 lety

    Just about to start making Sandwiches LMFAO

  • @sung1rl96
    @sung1rl96 Před 4 lety +3

    Omg I just saw Gavin's shirt I need lol

  • @MaxisRichtofen
    @MaxisRichtofen Před 4 lety +7

    people getting married to each other of only dating like 1-2 years is crazy to me.

    • @lucasng4712
      @lucasng4712 Před 4 lety +4

      @@duncanlanceoliver194 "value" lmao

    • @superpotterfan7435
      @superpotterfan7435 Před 4 lety +1

      Duncan lance oliver I feel like your argument is lessened by your inability to use a period. And there are plenty of people who get married within a year or two of knowing each other and they do just fine. I think people should have the freedom to get married however fast they want. How would limiting people to being married only once solve anything? People just wouldn’t get married.

    • @RusticVisuals
      @RusticVisuals Před 4 lety +1

      @@duncanlanceoliver194 a lotta couples that have been together a long time fail. And never being able to marry again would keep people from getting married in the first place people would be too intimidated, you can love a person but no ones 100% sure. Those rules are ridiculous.

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 Před 4 lety

      @@superpotterfan7435 Ever heard of Roman Catholic?

  • @Linearal
    @Linearal Před 4 lety +1

    I identify with Chris way of thinking so much though 😭
    But it's really nice to see people reacting to him nice but still funny as his friends ❤ Because I'm not used to it lmao.

  • @yungdad9530
    @yungdad9530 Před 4 lety +1

    Chris has became joel😂

  • @DavidVazquezzz
    @DavidVazquezzz Před 4 lety +6

    Always a treat to have Chris on the Podcast.

  • @MattHunX
    @MattHunX Před 4 lety

    And this is Chris...supposedly SOBER. LOL

  • @stefbz4405
    @stefbz4405 Před 4 lety +8

    i misread the title as ‘chris has an emergency bunker’ like hey? thats a litte over the top, maybe??
    bucket is way more appropriate for the situation

  • @kwcozort
    @kwcozort Před 4 lety +4

    I was confused for a second why Gus looked like Blaine and sounded like Barbara.

  • @MultiPokemonlover3
    @MultiPokemonlover3 Před 4 lety +1

    I would love to see a video of Chris meeting Kelly lmao

  • @MsKatVlogs
    @MsKatVlogs Před 4 lety +1

    It is amazing to see that parents and society are finally appreciating what teachers actually do. My hope for after this whole thing blows over is that society finally rallies together to raise teacher's salaries. Teachers and educators do so much more than what people realise and they deserve more than to live barely above the poverty line.

  • @georgegoodwin6741
    @georgegoodwin6741 Před 4 lety

    Love the new RT Chriscast

  • @itsdeonlol
    @itsdeonlol Před 4 lety +1

    Stay safe to the RT Crew!

  • @TheArtunism
    @TheArtunism Před 4 lety +4

    Chris is the perfect human

  • @b3yourself91
    @b3yourself91 Před 4 lety

    speaking of emergency bucket, make sure you have an emergency towel too!

  • @codysimon1724
    @codysimon1724 Před 4 lety

    I haven't started the video yet, but I was caught off guard seeing Chris whereing a cowboy hat in the thumbnail

  • @gillianhunt7184
    @gillianhunt7184 Před 4 lety

    gav describing haircutting as 3d drawing he not wrong lmao

  • @mystery865
    @mystery865 Před 4 lety

    This is the best cast of people!

  • @Myusername468
    @Myusername468 Před 4 lety

    New RT shirt: Spaghetti is just thicker hair

  • @DarkBlueRH
    @DarkBlueRH Před 4 lety +1

    Chris is hilarious af

  • @miles2237
    @miles2237 Před 4 lety

    “Are you drunk Chris?”
    I’ve had 2 drinks Officer.

  • @asterism6008
    @asterism6008 Před 4 lety +6

    10:43 so uh... internet box #129?

  • @TooFurious4
    @TooFurious4 Před 4 lety

    I love Chris's stories.

  • @mattleonard1402
    @mattleonard1402 Před 4 lety

    Blains movie announcer voice is priceless 😆😂

  • @saintlysuicide67
    @saintlysuicide67 Před 4 lety

    Given how much weed I smoke on a basis, listening how Chris speaks when he tells a story only brings up questions :)

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 Před 4 lety +1

    At this rate, half of Rooster Teeth will lose their personal trainer...

  • @spaniard35
    @spaniard35 Před 4 lety

    I love that Gavin knows about Scrubs. Best show ever.

  • @seantan7669
    @seantan7669 Před 4 lety +3

    Maybe its just me, but Chris seems like he is slowly becoming a version of Joel. Or! hear me out Chris plays a new character in RVB as Caboose's little brother!

  • @Issa.nicholas
    @Issa.nicholas Před 3 lety

    40:49 how did no one call that haha

  • @JZ3Racing18
    @JZ3Racing18 Před 4 lety

    Anytime Chris is talking listen at .5 speed. You won't be disappointed lol

  • @jordanh8905
    @jordanh8905 Před 4 lety

    I saw a kid, probably like 11 or 12, steal a 32 pack of Bud Light from Albertsons. Watching a child that small carry something that heavy was the slowest and funniest thing I ever saw. The cashier said "Hm, crazy". The punishment for that kid is drinking that beer honeselty.

  • @supershmevan9444
    @supershmevan9444 Před 4 lety

    Hey thanks for the content guys. Stay safe out there. Also, I'm super happy for you Blaine.

  • @josephtneff
    @josephtneff Před 4 lety +23

    Topic of Chris's hair
    Blaine: "it's not a style I would choose"
    What does he think his hair looks like? It has like three swirls in it..

  • @IBeComfy
    @IBeComfy Před 4 lety +2

    Everyone should put up Christmas lights, as everything is so dreary as of late.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Před 4 lety

      It does feel kinda like Christmas, I think because the break was two weeks.

  • @austinhoward6557
    @austinhoward6557 Před 4 lety +1

    It's going to take more than two weeks to get back to normal.This started with one origin point in Hubei, 700 miles away and my city still has people required to wear masks, and we use wechat to basically log what public transport systems we use and what not. It's been almost 4 months.
    There's been like 40 origin points for the United States, and I'm just worried for my family because people aren't acting rationally.

  • @BabyDjeezus
    @BabyDjeezus Před 4 lety +3

    I absolutely love Chris, but I do wonder, is his mind getting more and more fragmented?

  • @juniperberries
    @juniperberries Před 4 lety +4

    I really needed this entertainment during my states essentials only shut down bless y’all 😔😔😔

  • @fredericksnyder7582
    @fredericksnyder7582 Před 3 lety

    chris makes me happy

  • @iNoScopeNathan
    @iNoScopeNathan Před 4 lety

    I hope Gav stays healthy, love that guy

  • @RainbowKaitou
    @RainbowKaitou Před 4 lety +4

    Gavin! I have been thinking of that episode of Scrubs with the old lady getting contaminated for WEEKS! Idiot minds think alike.
    Also, Chris is a lunatic and that's great.

  • @subparsally7724
    @subparsally7724 Před 3 lety +1

    0:39 no you're not Gav

  • @stevenhill7487
    @stevenhill7487 Před 4 lety +1

    You guys should watch the Australian series, "Married at First Sight". Basically the same, but skips straight to the wedding.

  • @daichitengri9980
    @daichitengri9980 Před 4 lety +8

    Where the frick is Gus!!!

    • @divinityd662
      @divinityd662 Před 4 lety +6

      Hes too much of a boomer to go outside atm

  • @theMrRyder1
    @theMrRyder1 Před 4 lety +3

    I feel sorry for Chris he's just so unaware

  • @bucketofgoo
    @bucketofgoo Před 4 lety

    I like to imagine that the guy intended to buy the iPhones but felt so awkward after fumbling them he panicked and left

  • @hevygear2427
    @hevygear2427 Před 4 lety

    I need Hannibal Chris in my life

  • @Dud3itsj3ff
    @Dud3itsj3ff Před 4 lety

    Poor Chris.. 😂

  • @cstrutherskgs
    @cstrutherskgs Před 4 lety

    Go Chris!

  • @MitchellRageQuit
    @MitchellRageQuit Před 4 lety +1

    Chris and Blane are funny 😂

  • @designator7402
    @designator7402 Před 4 lety

    Confusing June and July is actually a very real risk in germany, as the months are called "Juni" and "Juli", so I can relate.

  • @officialginger3597
    @officialginger3597 Před 4 lety +1

    My friend works at a Walmart in WV and a bunch of customers keep purposely coughing in his face.

  • @abdielrojas8187
    @abdielrojas8187 Před 4 lety

    We are the corona virus - rick grimes

  • @TheBerr123
    @TheBerr123 Před 4 lety

    Out of all the hats Chris could get, he got that. There is such thing as a baseball cap that could be as nice as that hat.