Inscryption - Part 2

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  • The fisherman of is coming for you. He's got his hooks sunk in so deep you'll never escape...
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  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok Před 2 lety +17873

    According to the wiki, the reason the Black Goat's icon changes to cute maid goat is because Mark chose the _goat eye_ to replace his own when he used the special dagger. That's pretty funny.

    • @lordfrz9339
      @lordfrz9339 Před 2 lety +1182

      Thtas funny as hell, i never even uses the dagger untill last biss up till my friend said i need to use earlyer to progress, so i never weven thought to try other eyes, lol.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Před 2 lety +449

      OH I wasn't even able to tell what the eye was

    • @gayairconditioner8977
      @gayairconditioner8977 Před 2 lety +390

      @@r.j.penfold I thought it was a frog eye ngl lol but it also makes sense that it's a goat eye

    • @federex0789
      @federex0789 Před 2 lety +618

      @@gayairconditioner8977 wait so the guy said that hes not the first one to lose his eye so did he play with a goat before?!
      HELLO INTERNET! WELCOME TO GAME THEORY

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 Před 2 lety +140

      OwO goat

  • @cartoonfan6171
    @cartoonfan6171 Před 2 lety +5679

    Stoat: "Bad Play."
    Mark: "You're a bad play, shut up!"
    Stoat: *_"Exactly."_*

  • @lokimadgod9048
    @lokimadgod9048 Před 2 lety +5161

    I love how he wins so quick. but watching his decision making in this game is physically painful for me lol.
    -has an infinite reviving card,
    -sacrifices a fighter instead.

    • @mandamnproductions4168
      @mandamnproductions4168 Před 2 lety +95

      i have to fast forward sometimes its makes me cringe so hard and i love mark lol

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle Před rokem +56

      lol, I often like to use a tactic I call “conduits”, where I place a card like a cat, which is sacrificial and has no attack, behind something else that has no damage, and I just remove the worry of a whole lane, and also getting a free sacrifice extra every turn.

    • @martintyrmer5484
      @martintyrmer5484 Před rokem +2

      I feel like he played better than Snuyy tho, and he's a card gamer

    • @valkyrie3631
      @valkyrie3631 Před rokem +1

      @@Uncle_Hargle smart

    • @missingtexturez
      @missingtexturez Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@Uncle_Hargledo you add worthy sacrifice to the cat to get infinite grizzlies?

  • @BacySkims
    @BacySkims Před 2 lety +1359

    Every single time Mark sacrifices a bunny for a 1 cost when he has a perfectly usable cat already on the board, I cry

    • @crystallust6000
      @crystallust6000 Před 10 měsíci +30

      SO REAAL and how he completly doesnt understand how the flying sigil works

    • @b.a1535
      @b.a1535 Před 8 měsíci +26

      You can't expect someone to understand this game right of the batch, plus he gets much better in later episodes!

    • @eldritchskye2608
      @eldritchskye2608 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@b.a1535ermmm i did (ignore the fact that i have actively played at least 4 other card games before inscryption)

  • @freohr42
    @freohr42 Před 2 lety +18822

    Mark: "I'm not gona be dumb about the cost of the card!"
    *picks the 1 Blood-cost instead of the 0*

    • @oxymoronic2189
      @oxymoronic2189 Před 2 lety +1746

      I was so disappointed but then laughed when he said I'm not going to be dumb about this.

    • @mechamind6637
      @mechamind6637 Před 2 lety +314

      That was funny

    • @itsnyetime
      @itsnyetime Před 2 lety +641

      It made me facepalm

    • @diandw
      @diandw Před 2 lety +457

      I screamed so loud

    • @umecoalpaw7573
      @umecoalpaw7573 Před 2 lety +434

      At least it wasn't the MOST dumb decision in that set XD

  • @bedhairismybae5480
    @bedhairismybae5480 Před 2 lety +7413

    I love how marks chaotically makes the worst and most inefficient decisions, but knowing him it’s still going to all play out it in his favour anyway xD

    • @_jwinii
      @_jwinii Před 2 lety +246

      This man has insane luck sometimes 💀

    • @CaydeSmax
      @CaydeSmax Před 2 lety +110

      annoyingly so.

    • @RHW42Archangel
      @RHW42Archangel Před 2 lety +95

      Oh yeah, I have no idea how he succeeds sometimes

    • @readmyprofiledont5060
      @readmyprofiledont5060 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't read my name✓©=€=€=¢€[

    • @BLUE-KUN002
      @BLUE-KUN002 Před 2 lety +94

      Just like Ethan says he is the dumbest at the Same time the smartest person 😂

  • @aoibhie1208
    @aoibhie1208 Před 2 lety +829

    Watching Mark hover over the squirrels every time and watching him never take one is incredible. It's like it just doesn't enter his mind, even when he's looking directly at it. Truly fascinating.

  • @rhyno39
    @rhyno39 Před 2 lety +404

    The flying Urayuli bit was *PRICELESS*

    • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
      @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Před 8 měsíci

      UNRULY CHILDREN WILL BE C A P T U R E D BY THE FLYING UYARULI

    • @theomegajuice8660
      @theomegajuice8660 Před měsícem +3

      Especially since he was A) Saying it wrong and B) Wrong that it would have helped!

  • @p4ladin167
    @p4ladin167 Před 2 lety +10459

    "I'm not gonna be dumb about this, we're choosing the 1 blood cost"
    *completely ignores the 0 cost of the pelt*

    • @Boonetube27
      @Boonetube27 Před 2 lety +260

      Exactly

    • @skelletonbt9018
      @skelletonbt9018 Před 2 lety +474

      Yeah i was screaming

    • @hallow2387
      @hallow2387 Před 2 lety +278

      i was so mad when he didnt do the pelt

    • @nameplease8811
      @nameplease8811 Před 2 lety +72

      Then it was revealed he was actually being big brain and he couldn’t sacrifice the pellets

    • @yoshi6421
      @yoshi6421 Před 2 lety +390

      @@nameplease8811 It was the death card. You can choose the FREE pelt.

  • @cooler-ian
    @cooler-ian Před 2 lety +10042

    The fact that he's making the worst plays ever but still somehow winning is infinitely entertaining to me

    • @FISTOproductions
      @FISTOproductions Před 2 lety +404

      It's crazy! Here I am, screaming at the video, making myself hoarse, knowing full well that he can't hear me

    • @friendist9323
      @friendist9323 Před 2 lety +255

      @@FISTOproductions and yet he somehow is doing better than half of us.

    • @directorjake
      @directorjake Před 2 lety +278

      As someone who got all the way to the final boss and then died, it is pretty funny to see him accidentally doing good.

    • @alexhughes6358
      @alexhughes6358 Před 2 lety +58

      Oh.... It's just infuriating for me

    • @EnordAreven
      @EnordAreven Před 2 lety +8

      SAME

  • @ilikepie4685
    @ilikepie4685 Před 2 lety +229

    26:06 - The legend of the flying Urayuli begins.

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 Před rokem +130

    39:37 “I’m not gonna be dumb about this!”
    Proceeds to pick 1 cost instead of 0😅

    • @Whisk3yKnight
      @Whisk3yKnight Před 8 dny

      Truly broke my heart rewatching this😭😭

  • @tymabee8371
    @tymabee8371 Před 2 lety +9268

    Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this"
    Also Mark: *chooses one cost instead of free*

    • @vitormartins5742
      @vitormartins5742 Před 2 lety +563

      hahaha I was so angry at him

    • @mikecharecky2818
      @mikecharecky2818 Před 2 lety +356

      Thank you, I was searching for this comment

    • @RavenEider
      @RavenEider Před 2 lety +68

      lmao yess

    • @sagebrodie5672
      @sagebrodie5672 Před 2 lety +266

      Had to pause and look for someone's comment. I couldn't be the only one pissed about it lmao

    • @lemingtai3747
      @lemingtai3747 Před 2 lety +154

      FFS how can mark manage to piss me off every 5 mins

  • @nikkiwolf22
    @nikkiwolf22 Před 2 lety +1988

    When Mark doesn't realize he took the goat's eye and that's why the black goats are all @w@ at him, lmao

    • @blueroses4112
      @blueroses4112 Před 2 lety +240

      In other playthrus I’ve watched, by the time they use the dagger the player can get a “special” eye that advances the story. Leave it to Mark to get an entirely different kind of “special” eye!

    • @salemcrow5078
      @salemcrow5078 Před 2 lety +77

      @@blueroses4112 Really? I thought the player only had the opportunity to get the special eyeball on at least their second replacement eye. It was in ManlyBadassHero's (who also got the goat eye) and maybe Jack's.

    • @mhmd-mc113
      @mhmd-mc113 Před 2 lety +91

      @@salemcrow5078 you can get the special eye after you die twice, he got the dagger before he died twice hence wasn't able to get the special eye

    • @FanZ2626
      @FanZ2626 Před 2 lety +68

      Oh, is that what it is? I've played a LOT of this game, but I'd still never seen that different goat art. It's crazy how many secrets and little touches are in this game!

    • @ddubsquizzee2158
      @ddubsquizzee2158 Před 2 lety +5

      @@salemcrow5078 I got it first eye but I had died twice

  • @xninoviumx
    @xninoviumx Před 2 lety +1759

    The fact he’s saying Urayuli wrong makes everything funnier
    Edit 1.2.2024 : damn das a lotta likes

  • @bulgna
    @bulgna Před 2 lety +292

    I was in such sync with mark's himbo energy that I KNEW he'd get the 1 blood cost at the end before he finish the word "dumb"

  • @domenriono
    @domenriono Před 2 lety +3083

    Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this one"
    Me sobbing into my hands: "He's just so... *god. damn. dumb."*

    • @nenerson1195
      @nenerson1195 Před 2 lety +186

      I screamed when he didn't pick the pelt. God damn.

    • @twicevictorious8828
      @twicevictorious8828 Před 2 lety +64

      Username checks out

    • @Laura-gn6tj
      @Laura-gn6tj Před 2 lety +95

      Ikr, he doesn't use any logic in the game but somehow still manages to win. It is killing me lmao

    • @OMG_Pancakes
      @OMG_Pancakes Před 2 lety +91

      You are not alone. The pain is real. Watching him get through fights when he is also making them harder for himself is so entertaining and stressful.

    • @clawcaps3224
      @clawcaps3224 Před 2 lety +78

      not understanding how this game works but knowing enough to appreciate how he bullshits his way through each fight is incredibly entertaining

  • @spotted-gausford
    @spotted-gausford Před 2 lety +4270

    Mark: "If i had my FLYING UYURULI, i would win in this turn!!!"
    Urayuli: *on strike until Mark can pronounce its name right*

    • @icefeather1128
      @icefeather1128 Před 2 lety +105

      it's driving me insane LMAO

    • @aspenranger9755
      @aspenranger9755 Před 2 lety +72

      @¡ Eshun ! I'm pretty sure it sounds something like yur-a-yooli, but correct me if I'm wrong because I want to know too and mark's mispronunciation killed me. This reminds me so much of how he mispronounced Sebastian Castanellos' name wrong every time in The Evil Within and The Evil Within 2 😂

    • @raingerdiesalot
      @raingerdiesalot Před 2 lety +30

      HE HAD WOLF PELTS HE COULD HAVE PLAYED TO TAKE THE HITS NOW WTF.

    • @magnasollertia4665
      @magnasollertia4665 Před 2 lety +5

      that is driving me NUTSSS

    • @galladegamerletsplays
      @galladegamerletsplays Před 2 lety +1

      I've been mad about that for a while

  • @lynxgardner2187
    @lynxgardner2187 Před rokem +27

    38:46 “We’re not gonna be dumb about this” then proceeds to pass up the free cost.

  • @joelletabacchetti8157
    @joelletabacchetti8157 Před 2 lety +55

    It's incredibile the precision Mark has in dubbing the charachters' voices, also his voice it's so relaxing

  • @euanokeeffe9652
    @euanokeeffe9652 Před 2 lety +2957

    Mark: “I managed to turn a sure loss into a win!”
    Grizzlies: “I’m about to end this mans whole career.”

    • @The__MysteryMan
      @The__MysteryMan Před 2 lety +13

      For real

    • @gner8466
      @gner8466 Před 2 lety +16

      My jaw dropped

    • @G--Prim-
      @G--Prim- Před 2 lety +2

      0:15 TOOF

    • @ReshyShira
      @ReshyShira Před 2 lety +10

      Funny thing is you can win against that if you have a multistrike creature with enough damage or death touch.

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly Před 2 lety

      @@ReshyShira mantis God with poison be like:

  • @ManlyBadassHero
    @ManlyBadassHero Před 2 lety +3167

    What a Grizzly Outcome

    • @RichardRobertsonP
      @RichardRobertsonP Před 2 lety +87

      It would be interesting to beat him after that and see what happens with the rest of the game
      Also, loved your playthrough man! You were really good

    • @crewman6141
      @crewman6141 Před 2 lety +49

      What a surprise to see you here

    • @kerruo2631
      @kerruo2631 Před 2 lety +97

      Here's the guy that made the Exodia of Inscryption

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman Před 2 lety +91

      Hey it’s the guy who one shot the moon

    • @ashim9828
      @ashim9828 Před 2 lety +82

      Hey, it's the strongest card in game.

  • @Getioror6211
    @Getioror6211 Před 2 lety +102

    the word "flying uyuruli" makes me laugh everytime

  • @noot3778
    @noot3778 Před 3 měsíci +12

    card: *says urayuli*
    mark: "OOYAROORIE"

  • @KizzyJay
    @KizzyJay Před 2 lety +5641

    Markiplier with a hand full of main deck cards: "I've got nothing to playyyyy!"
    Also Markiplier: *Ignores squirrels and draws more main deck cards*

    • @joesssaucey
      @joesssaucey Před 2 lety +91

      LITERALLY WTF😭

    • @ileanajafari5990
      @ileanajafari5990 Před 2 lety +129

      its so hard to watch😭😭

    • @82rocker14
      @82rocker14 Před rokem +32

      the worst part was when he played the moleman instead of the warren

    • @yinakiyama
      @yinakiyama Před rokem +68

      Nah the worst part was when he chose the 1 blood cost instead of free.

    • @82rocker14
      @82rocker14 Před rokem +4

      @@yinakiyama true

  • @BuniSlug
    @BuniSlug Před 2 lety +4013

    I cannot wait for Mark to see the rest of this game, he’s in for a wild ride

    • @taylorthomas4222
      @taylorthomas4222 Před 2 lety +53

      God yeah, just got done with watching a playthrough and aaaa

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 Před 2 lety +31

      yea i watched superhorrorbro play it and it feels like a weird dream to watch and probably the same feeling to play

    • @simulatedgrowth1920
      @simulatedgrowth1920 Před 2 lety +2

      Indeed he is.

    • @mdoubleub
      @mdoubleub Před 2 lety +18

      Same! Blown away that it’s a $19.99 price tag.

    • @almi3453
      @almi3453 Před 2 lety +3

      e

  • @cullenlatham2366
    @cullenlatham2366 Před rokem +30

    coming back after having played the game for myself, it is amazing just how effective he is at getting through the game despite his many misplays. Yes, knowledge is a factor, and as much as i want to blame him for not knowing the mechanics of each boss phase, i cannot. What i can blame him for on the other hand is his strange deck building choices, and inability to see the swarming potential he accidently stumbles into.
    His cockroach is a great example of sigil synergy, and he never fully realized it. After the initial summon, it is effectively a better cat. sacrifice it, get the card and its cost back for free, play it again, sacrifice, rinse and repeat until he is out of spaces or cards that need sacrifice, all while also outputting damage, something the cat cant do on its own. That isnt even mentioning the secret limitation on cat that the cockroach he built ends up completely bypassing.
    Final death card COULD have been FREE, thanks to a pelt showing up as cost option, yet markiplier somehow thinks 1 blood is a better cost.
    With multiple warren cards on top of cockroach, tributing should have never been a factor for anything but 3 or 4 blood cost.
    The single biggest mistake Markiplier was consistently making is not knowing when to draw from the deck compared to squirrels. He would have no potential sacrifices anywhere in hand or board, build a deck full of sacrifice-needing cards, yet draw from the deck without a solid offense/defense. Maybe if he had some freebies in the deck, i could understand the gamble, but the only cards that fit that description were pelts; things that could at best wall up, but never give blood. Squirrels can wall just as effectively as low tier pelts considering the offensive pressure he was under with most instances of the poor choice.
    With all that said, the only chance markipler had to get past speedrunner trapper was to use the knife more wisely, getting an early lead that he only needed to secure 1-2 extra points through FLY DEFENSE (yet another mistake in his assessment of win conditions) grizzlies.

  • @julispears4949
    @julispears4949 Před rokem +18

    22:16
    Everyone: "so you played the cat to gain a permanent source of sacrifices?"
    Mark: "yup"
    Everyone: "you then used the cat to place your stoat, both giving you a rabbit when played?"
    Mark: "yup"
    Everyone: "then when you wanted to play your wolf you proceeded to sacrifice both rabbits when you could have saved one and sacrifice the cat instead"
    Mark: "yup"
    Everyone: "do you see anything else wrong here"
    Mark: "no"
    Everyone: *facepalms* "didn't you realize that the turkey vulture was an airborne enemy?"
    Mark: "yup"
    Everyone: "And if you placed your wolf in front of it it would still deal 3 face damage before the vulture dealt 3 to yours, and because it's airborne the wolf would still be able to kill it next turn so you don't have to deal with it later?"
    Mark: "that sounds right to me"
    Everyone: "then why didn't you do that?"

  • @TwiliPaladin
    @TwiliPaladin Před 2 lety +1839

    I love how Mark was so hyper focused on the way the goat was looking at him that he didn’t notice it was wearing a maid outfit.

    • @LinningStorm2309
      @LinningStorm2309 Před rokem +51

      It was wearing a maid outfit??!

    • @suppeccnole6787
      @suppeccnole6787 Před rokem +11

      @@LinningStorm2309 I thought it was a princess dress 😭

    • @marissafross9992
      @marissafross9992 Před rokem +23

      I wonder if it was set to change because he chose the goat eye from the box?

    • @suppeccnole6787
      @suppeccnole6787 Před rokem +19

      @@marissafross9992 yeah the same thing happened to me after I picked the goat eye in my playthrough!!

    • @tyler_does_arson
      @tyler_does_arson Před rokem +19

      Dude the uwu goat made my fuckin day, i laughed every time it came on the screen. I love how cute-sy it is amidst such a serious toned game

  • @tayloradee3649
    @tayloradee3649 Před 2 lety +1957

    I like how Mark doesn’t want his cat to die when his cat is immortal

    • @aryanghuman31
      @aryanghuman31 Před 2 lety +166

      just played the game. the cat cant die from sacrificing but it does die from damage at least if memory serves.

    • @sammoore2082
      @sammoore2082 Před 2 lety +120

      Actually it can lose its ability. It's called "many lives" not "immortal." If you sacrifice it nine times it turns into an undead cat.

    • @Jay_Frank
      @Jay_Frank Před 2 lety +33

      @@sammoore2082 9 times in 1 game, or total?

    • @Yami_sukihero1
      @Yami_sukihero1 Před 2 lety +55

      @@Jay_Frank one game and thers a nother card that works 13 time IN ONE GAME how did people use it so many times to find that out

    • @2lazy2name
      @2lazy2name Před 2 lety +6

      @@Yami_sukihero1 act 2

  • @Northspade
    @Northspade Před 2 lety +87

    “I’m not going to be dumb about this.”
    Me: So you’re going to pick the pelt for no cost?
    “I’m gonna get a good one cost.”
    Me: GDI.

  • @KillerBeeKeeper
    @KillerBeeKeeper Před 7 měsíci +2

    Every time Mark says urayuli he says it like an anime character saying his next move

  • @bloodwar5005
    @bloodwar5005 Před 2 lety +2588

    Mark: *puts the Rat King's effect on the cockroach, allowing him to create an infinite loop for said Cockroach*
    Me: *He's starting to believe.*

    • @yeetman826
      @yeetman826 Před 2 lety +228

      also mark: *doesnt use it*

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD Před 2 lety +55

      @@yeetman826 well i mean he still needs 4 bones to play it in the 1st place

    • @izaktaylor4246
      @izaktaylor4246 Před 2 lety +46

      @@FuryousD dude didn’t even use the card as an infinite sacrifice lol, mark is big dumb dumb

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD Před 2 lety +8

      @@izaktaylor4246 i honestly wouldn't of thought of that but yea u have a point

    • @pikachusprite7749
      @pikachusprite7749 Před 2 lety +28

      "I use the bones to get the bones" - Markiplier

  • @N0tFound4o4
    @N0tFound4o4 Před 2 lety +1885

    Mark: "If I had my FLYING Urayuli--"
    also Mark: doesn't notice that all the bears had the sigils that prevent flying

    • @laharlkent
      @laharlkent Před 2 lety +23

      they do have 6 life and it hits for 7 so at least he would kill a bear

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 Před 2 lety +29

      @@laharlkent And then die instantly afterwards.

    • @The40Oliver
      @The40Oliver Před 2 lety +17

      @@cynister7384 If he had played the pelts as defense he could've tanked the hits and let the Urayuli do its work

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 Před 2 lety +15

      @@The40Oliver He did not have enough pelts to survive that for long enough.

    • @guitarguy2494
      @guitarguy2494 Před 2 lety +8

      Also mark: pronouncing it incorrectly throughout his whole demonic chant as "uyaruli" even though it's spelled "urayuli"

  • @laughinabox4880
    @laughinabox4880 Před rokem +28

    26:15 best bit i died of the laughter

  • @graceholbert2126
    @graceholbert2126 Před rokem +13

    *The Flying Urayuli* is something I will always vividly remember from this playthrough. That and Sir Fire Esquire.

  • @mydickistinybut900
    @mydickistinybut900 Před 2 lety +537

    Watching Mark win while not drawing a single squirrel is the most mildly infuriating thing

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 Před 2 lety +10

      God I felt this

    • @kaijvera7717
      @kaijvera7717 Před 2 lety +12

      He was doing so well in the first episode, micro-managing squirrels and deck, but this episode he just ditched the squirrels

    • @Kisosen
      @Kisosen Před 2 lety +27

      I love how he’ll have the cat on the field and sacrifice a rabbit in his hand

    • @jinnie3088
      @jinnie3088 Před 2 lety +5

      As it is infuriating, it is also impressive

    • @MrJellohello
      @MrJellohello Před 2 lety +6

      Silently screaming for him to draw more squirrels, yet he still manages 😐

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 2 lety +6247

    impressed how mark was able to beat trapper on his first “real” try

    • @karrachr000
      @karrachr000 Před 2 lety +196

      I mean, he beat the first half, but there is no way to know for sure if he would have been able to win the second. He had 3 pelts in-hand at the end of the half, and tr trapper gives you an additional one when you beat him. This means that mark would then be able to "buy" half of the overpowered beasts that get added to the table, but they go into his hand, and not onto his side of the table, But he did not have enough blood to sacrifice in his hand to do much after that.

    • @madzone3104
      @madzone3104 Před 2 lety +59

      I was able to beat all of the bosses in the first tutorial phase, even with the "too fast, too soon" op bears (it wasn't my first try but i deleted the save data to try and do it so i knew what i was doing already)

    • @kosm999
      @kosm999 Před 2 lety +266

      @@madzone3104 So you didn't actually beat it on the first tutorial phase. You cheated.

    • @madzone3104
      @madzone3104 Před 2 lety +67

      @@kosm999 after you erase the data it's like starting the game for the first time with leshy explaining the rules and "not beeing allowed to beat the angler", the only advantage i had was knowledge, you can't beat it if you don't know the games mechanics that's why i said i beat all of the bosses in the tutorial phase, because i did, i literally beat leshy before dying and creating your first memento card

    • @XXmuhnkeyXX
      @XXmuhnkeyXX Před 2 lety +180

      @@madzone3104 So you cheated

  • @curator3539
    @curator3539 Před rokem +11

    The voices Mark uses for each of the characters are eerily spot on

  • @moniquebear4544
    @moniquebear4544 Před rokem +79

    I always forget between watches how often I yell out 'SQUIRREL!' when watching Mark play this

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon Před 2 lety +2056

    The army of bears just made me break down laughing. Mark pulled a fucking Yugioh, & came back from the brink & then just BRICK WALL!!!!

    • @gammavector79
      @gammavector79 Před 2 lety +130

      The Heart of the Cards was with him, right up until it wasn't.

    • @dylanbrewer8605
      @dylanbrewer8605 Před 2 lety +36

      This card game makes me want to start playing Yu-Gi-Oh again. I have a Geargia deck I need to finish building. I believe I needed to find 3 machine duplicators and I'll be set.

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 Před 2 lety +28

      _how are you supposed to beat those bears_

    • @TheZipperDragon
      @TheZipperDragon Před 2 lety +116

      @@mjamin9124 You don't. It keeps you from getting so lucky that you beat the game faster than you're supposed to. The game still had stuff to teach mark after he died. I think you have to die a minimum of like 3-4 times before you can actually beat the game (not counting all the puzzles & junk).

    • @erikdaleky9914
      @erikdaleky9914 Před 2 lety +45

      @@mjamin9124 He couldve probbably beaten those bears by stalling with his squirrels, pelts and cockroach on the empty spaces until his own grizzly killed the one in the corner and done enough dmg to win, Not 100% sure He would have enough time off the top of my head but He couldve atleast given a bit more of a fight.

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate Před 2 lety +1719

    *The Flying Urayuli* is a great excuse for any situation, including:
    "I can't go to work because *The Flying Urayuli* won't let me leave the house."
    "I was so close to finishing that TPS report, but *The Flying Urayuli* trashed my computer and then vanished without a trace."
    "Dunno what to tell you, officer. *The Flying Urayuli* must have claimed another victim."

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 Před 2 lety +16

      Love it :D

    • @parsonsmarcus
      @parsonsmarcus Před 2 lety +18

      😂😂 And gamewise all of the bears could defend against flying so he'd still be done for

    • @elliemayo
      @elliemayo Před 2 lety +6

      This comment made me laugh way more than it should've😂😂

    • @josefstark8056
      @josefstark8056 Před 2 lety +1

      Ah yes, the new Tokoloshe

    • @innerdarkness1988
      @innerdarkness1988 Před 2 lety

      i'm dying:))))

  • @louissantos1086
    @louissantos1086 Před 2 lety +9

    25:54 "I don't like Louis"
    Me(Louis): oh :(

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 Před 6 měsíci +7

    21:28 a decent choice. Still gets the damage bonus and summons another ant, while being cheaper

  • @YourGuyJoeyStroganoff
    @YourGuyJoeyStroganoff Před 2 lety +612

    Mark makes a combination of the smartest and dumbest plays, he's constantly at either end of the spectrum and he somehow keeps winning, its honestly fascinating

    • @winteranimosus2598
      @winteranimosus2598 Před 2 lety +23

      Sometimes at the exact same time, like never sacrificing his cockroach to get things out for free or constantly forgetting cat can be sacrificed multiple times

    • @galaxion2857
      @galaxion2857 Před 2 lety +4

      so true he makes both the dumbest and smartest decisions. One moment I'm face palming and the next its hard to follow his strategy

    • @straypaper
      @straypaper Před 2 lety +1

      It's amazing how he's consistently making the smartest decisions and dumbest plays and never once in between.

  • @nancybun9976
    @nancybun9976 Před 2 lety +1182

    Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this!"
    Also Mark: *is immediately dumb about it*

    • @brennanearl853
      @brennanearl853 Před 2 lety +11

      It was so painful to see but not a big loss

    • @aeiou644
      @aeiou644 Před 2 lety +4

      As an Inscryption player with 26 hours and counting, this mistake made me cry.

    • @undeadarmy7597
      @undeadarmy7597 Před 2 lety +2

      dude seriously xD "im not going to be dumb" proceeds to miss the chance to make a zero cost card

    • @ahuman5332
      @ahuman5332 Před 2 lety +7

      @@aeiou644 I'm in the same boat, having finished the game. I believe someone in a Game Grumps comment section described this feeling as "watching one of those mobile game ads where the people refuse to solve the puzzle". Though I get that CZcamsrs have to commentate as well as play, and I'd be horrible at that.

    • @cathagarus7971
      @cathagarus7971 Před 2 lety

      I'm glad somebody shed light on this pelty blunder 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @exodia3614
    @exodia3614 Před 2 lety +29

    Mark:"i''m gonna be smart about the cost"
    The rabbit pelt had no cost so you could play it for free...
    Mark:"I'll pick a one cost"
    .......

  • @bluemario610
    @bluemario610 Před rokem +11

    20:05 I had no idea the goat could look like that...

  • @vengeful_pluto5586
    @vengeful_pluto5586 Před 2 lety +428

    I love how he never considers sacrificing the cat more than once in a single turn lol

    • @PrincessSunbutt
      @PrincessSunbutt Před 2 lety +26

      If he wasn't so dumb and lovable I wouldn't be so entertained.

    • @vengeful_pluto5586
      @vengeful_pluto5586 Před 2 lety +3

      @@PrincessSunbutt agreed. After I posted I saw him do it. Once.

    • @natethenotsogreat8349
      @natethenotsogreat8349 Před 2 lety +8

      24:51 he wastes a rabbit and during the same turn uses the cat for a second time

  • @kagobonestalker1487
    @kagobonestalker1487 Před 2 lety +2772

    Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this. We're gonna get a good cost"
    *Passes up the free cost pelt card*

    • @patrishidye
      @patrishidye Před 2 lety +92

      I had to pause for a second seeing that just to be like oh my god what the fuck are you doing

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 Před 2 lety +65

      I feel like he doesn't think the pelt cards are actually creatures so much as tokens. That was something that was tripping him up in the fishing boss when he didn't think to place the pelts. Maybe he assumed making it the cost of a pelt would make it only available through the Trapper?

    • @huntersmith2355
      @huntersmith2355 Před 2 lety +27

      @@tracyblanchard7663 I'm pretty sure he thought it would destroy the pelt if he played it. Ok saw the rest of the video and yeah don't know what to think

    • @Trollfeeder1234
      @Trollfeeder1234 Před rokem +7

      Ive been laughing at all the missplays but this one made me go through the five stages of grief

    • @thenobody4075
      @thenobody4075 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@Trollfeeder1234 made me cry rewatching that tbh

  • @kaitzi9095
    @kaitzi9095 Před 3 měsíci +3

    i often find myself coming back and rewatching this series every time i remember it exists

  • @jordenmontgomery7843
    @jordenmontgomery7843 Před 2 lety +6

    I like how whenever the stoat says no he always just throws him in there any way.

  • @Sanguinerose2324
    @Sanguinerose2324 Před 2 lety +491

    "I'm not winning by overkill a lot"
    *had the option to draw a squirrel and summon an Urayuli into an empty spot to deal 7 damage unopposed to an opponent with 1 health left*

    • @maxwu1279
      @maxwu1279 Před 2 lety +7

      Man I wonder what came over him

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory Před 2 lety +1042

    Mark slowly finding the hidden secrets of this game is giving me “Please Don’t Touch Anything” vibes and *I love it*

    • @dreadedland540
      @dreadedland540 Před 2 lety +1

      Fr

    • @allanbaker3958
      @allanbaker3958 Před 2 lety +33

      Some secrets:
      If you set the Clock in the room to Eleven o' clock, you might get something good for the 4th boss fight.
      The Cards you see in the painting are what you need to place on the board, doesn't matter if there's other cards on the board, just set those and you might get something good...
      The safe's combination never changes.
      Snuff out all three flames next to the puzzle shelfs for something good.
      Tips: The knife has a purpose, though you may not see it till after your second Death Card.
      Always go for the cheapest cost and highest stats for your Death Cards.
      Fusion is always good!
      Unkillable is the most OP ability in the game! (Ouroboros is your friend.)

    • @Moonzyss
      @Moonzyss Před 2 lety +14

      @KelvinBB you dont even have a video or a channel linked to it

    • @raphi6817
      @raphi6817 Před 2 lety

      Please invest absolutely nothing in the game a then tell your viewers that you did good and it took a lot of time... also he should finally play one night at flumptys 3

    • @lastthing8173
      @lastthing8173 Před 2 lety +1

      @@allanbaker3958 Got Unkillable on my squirels during a run, funniest crap ever

  • @tynitious8631
    @tynitious8631 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I don't know why but mark playing inscription gives me the most hardcore dora vibes I accidentally woke my wife up screaming at the screen😅

  • @richardwills491
    @richardwills491 Před 2 lety +8

    The ant cards are literally the rat deck from magic the gathering and I love that

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +435

    36:05
    What Mark essentially made here is a movable unkillable infinite sacrifice card
    The Cockroach will give 4 bones back to itself and will return to your hand once it's dead, which means you can sacrifice it as much as you like on any space that you want for a maximum 4 times in one round. You did a good play with the roach, but you need to realize it's actual potential, Mark
    Actually use your OP card !

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah but when are you going have 4 one blood cards in your hand?

    • @kidwhat6664
      @kidwhat6664 Před 2 lety +18

      He said at some point in the video that he wasn't sure if sacrificing it would allow the card back into his hand, and he didn't want to risk it because he was at 1 candle.

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +21

      @@JonesCrimson 4 times seperately,
      As we see in the video, sacrifice tokens don't stack because then the cat would be OP, the cockroach is basically another infinite cat that you just have to place on the deck everytime you sacrifice it. You can't physically use a 4 sacrifice card with just the cockroach. You need either a goat and the cockroach or 4 creatures you're willing to sacrifice

    • @FISTOproductions
      @FISTOproductions Před 2 lety +19

      @@X-SPONGED This. He needs to figure these things out before getting much further, or he may stretch this out obscenely long, and make things way harder on himself.

    • @zergrush8709
      @zergrush8709 Před 2 lety +5

      imagine if he put the sacrifice blood thing on the cockroach

  • @TheMisanthropist69
    @TheMisanthropist69 Před 2 lety +624

    "I like this sacrificing thing, it's kind of fun." - Markiplier, 2021. Also the Aztecs, probably

  • @hannahlee6417
    @hannahlee6417 Před 2 lety +39

    Let's talk about some of the smart plays that Mark did to balance out all the roasts in the comments (which I tend to agree with).
    5:10 I feel like that was a smart play. Get rid of all the other cards to have only ants. Now we have a lot of damage to deal.

    • @vanzemunac8723
      @vanzemunac8723 Před 2 lety +2

      omg yes! i managed to get (spoilers i guess?)
      a worker ant sigil statue on my squirrels early game so i had an all powerful ant army, managed to beat the entire game after...too many attempts

  • @landencolomer1395
    @landencolomer1395 Před 2 lety +26

    "I'm not gonna be stupid about this."
    *Picks the card that requires a sacrifice as opposed to the pelt that requires nothing*

  • @ErisEngel
    @ErisEngel Před 2 lety +342

    Mark: If I only have my Flying Uyaruli you'd be so dead.
    Army of flyer-blocking bears: Not even

    • @liambilendy5690
      @liambilendy5690 Před 2 lety +25

      Actually, if Mark played an Urayuli(Airborne or not), then it would kill the grizzly in their lane, the grizzly behind the now dead grizzly would then(after taking non-lethal overkill damage, not that it matters) strike the Urayuli with 4 damage (less than Urayuli's 7 and therefore non-lethal), this gives them an opportunity to kill the second grizzly which would leave Urayuli an open spot to attack the opponent (Urayuli would only need one shot to kill the opponent if Mark hadn't been struck yet, which he likely hasn't been at this point).
      There's a (non-fatal) problem though, Urayuli would strike the opponent on their 3rd turn, this leaves the grizzlies in the other three lanes to attack twice each, so in order for this strategy to work, Mark would need 6 cards that serve the sole purpose of blocking said grizzlies(which is very plausible if he gathers cards like squirrels, rabbits, gecks and especially pelts).
      I don't mean to sound like I'm flexing my brain or stroking my ego (I apologize if that's how I came off), I'm just making a point that these barriers aren't impossible to overcome, just difficult (although significantly less so with some carful planning).
      Edit: I also didn't miss the point of your comment, Mark seems to still have a lot to learn (case in point, him lamenting about lacking the Harpie's Bridleg Fan), though that won't stand for long given his current rate of progress.

    • @theMemeProduction
      @theMemeProduction Před 2 lety +9

      @@liambilendy5690 finally someone that played the game and doesn't say stupid advices. But I still think that he couldn't have won with an Urayuli because he hadn't enough cards to block the 2 bear attacks, because he would have to sacrifice his whole 4 cards. (If he drew the Urayuli he could not have picked the goat for 3 blood)
      The only way he could have won is the scissors (or to play smarter in the boss fight)

    • @liambilendy5690
      @liambilendy5690 Před 2 lety +1

      @@theMemeProduction Yeah, there’s no denying that Mark was completely screwed in this case, you need some careful planning to overcome one of those grizzly walls, my favourite method is to get a pair of scissors and a strange larva (it would need to be played before the first candle is extinguished).

    • @theMemeProduction
      @theMemeProduction Před 2 lety +4

      @@liambilendy5690 Yeah, thats a good way to end the bosses before the first "death". After 3 deaths I prefer the ouruboros.
      Did you notice that, when he stabbed his eye with the dagger, he didn't get the "All seeing eye" out of the chest. Thats pretty weird. You know why he didn't get it?

    • @ShikenAegis
      @ShikenAegis Před 2 lety +2

      @@theMemeProduction It seems to only show up by chance, or perhaps if you'd solved more cabin puzzles by then.

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 Před 2 lety +382

    Game: “Pick the cost of the card”
    Mark: “I’m gonna be smart about this!” *as he passes over a zero cost pelt for a card for one blood*

    • @advinmc4645
      @advinmc4645 Před 2 lety +17

      Dude I just saw that too and I was shocked. FREE CARD BUT NOPE

  • @past3l_as3l65
    @past3l_as3l65 Před 2 lety +1

    I cannot express how much I love his aggressive blinking and narrative voice.

  • @wildfire536
    @wildfire536 Před rokem +2

    I love the way Mark plays. It's like he's testing everything so he's better next time but you can't tell if he's doing it on purpose or not. It's either he knows he won't win the first time so he wants to learn as much as he can, trying everything or he just wants to have fun and either way I'm here for it. Say what you want but in all my watch through of this game he's the first one to wonder what would happen if the caged wolf died immediately after getting it.

    • @twistedoldloony
      @twistedoldloony Před rokem +1

      Yeah there are a lot of players that it takes a long time for them to go through Act 1 because they just don't think about certain things. It's a game that really rewards you for paying attention and trying everything you can! The problem is that if you don't think of something soon then it will be harder to think of later because you are used to thinking one way.

  • @minorking1121
    @minorking1121 Před 2 lety +1694

    It seems like he's missing out on a lot of dialogue because he killed the stinkbug.

    • @strange17
      @strange17 Před 2 lety +46

      I don't think there's that much that he missed

    • @zaarni
      @zaarni Před 2 lety +22

      I thought about that too

    • @tacoblude8208
      @tacoblude8208 Před 2 lety +69

      Tbf it was an accident

    • @easports1049
      @easports1049 Před 2 lety +6

      None needed- jk

    • @arisadefazio7885
      @arisadefazio7885 Před 2 lety +12

      @@tacoblude8208 so? It was still only something an idiot would do. Don't even try saying something ignorant like "it could happen to anyone" yeah, it could be forgiven if he didn't do something just as dumb at least once per move

  • @jaylip1444
    @jaylip1444 Před 2 lety +605

    markiplier truly plays games with the “it’s just a game” mentality and i love that

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 Před 2 lety +32

      Honestly, more people should think like that. Just scrolling through this comment section and the previous vids comments is unenjoyable for the simple fact of that people take this game so seriously and get mad at Mark for playing how he wants to play

    • @fsekalak
      @fsekalak Před 2 lety +10

      @@nevaeh9125 lol remember his undertale videos?

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 Před 2 lety +18

      @@fsekalak no, I wasn't really a big fan at the time. I do know about the incident tho. Basically hardcore undertale fans or whatever got pissed because Mark was killing every character. So then Mark didn't make another Undertale vid until a few years later

    • @sheepketchup9059
      @sheepketchup9059 Před 2 lety +3

      @@nevaeh9125 I don't think people are seriously mad at Mark for playing the way he plays.
      It's just a banter about how frustrating it is to watch it, but at the same time, quite enjoyable.
      I also found the prospect of complaining about noobs being noobs quite entertaining.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 Před 2 lety +2

      I believe you mean the "It's just a toy" mentality.

  • @haretakuso
    @haretakuso Před rokem +6

    22:54 I can't stop laughing cause of his yelling and the music

  • @gabe416
    @gabe416 Před rokem +8

    39:39 mark has failed us again. he could have got 0 cost smh

  • @sadlittleratboy
    @sadlittleratboy Před 2 lety +705

    Mark: I can't play anything
    The squirrel in his hand that he actually needs: Am I a joke to you?

    • @aria7083
      @aria7083 Před 2 lety +21

      honestly mark frustrates me sometimes

    • @muhammadsonyhendrawan8067
      @muhammadsonyhendrawan8067 Před 2 lety +7

      Just use "the squirrel card" mark

    • @cameronross8812
      @cameronross8812 Před 2 lety +11

      Mark sure can make some misplays, but a Squirrel on an empty board isn't a play by itself.

    • @muhammadsonyhendrawan8067
      @muhammadsonyhendrawan8067 Před 2 lety +9

      @@cameronross8812 but it can do combo of the blood card (sacrifice card)

    • @sueoshea2131
      @sueoshea2131 Před 2 lety

      @@aria7083 then lobosjr will make you want to kill someone

  • @mohammadbarakat5267
    @mohammadbarakat5267 Před 2 lety +2730

    The narration is so good i forget that mark is talking the whole time

    • @lindsey5338
      @lindsey5338 Před 2 lety +131

      Me too, I keep thinking that Mark’s reading voice is canon in the game 😂

    • @annabassirou1820
      @annabassirou1820 Před 2 lety +6

      Same

    • @damianlego3840
      @damianlego3840 Před 2 lety +53

      If anyone ever created a voice acting mod for this game they need to get mark to play leshy and all of the mask characters, he really does a perfect job with all of them.

    • @arisadefazio7885
      @arisadefazio7885 Před 2 lety +2

      This is the worst narration I've ever heard. He's trying to be an Ambiguous Rimworld playthrough and it's sad.

    • @mohammadbarakat5267
      @mohammadbarakat5267 Před 2 lety +37

      @@arisadefazio7885 to each their own I guess

  • @Nightmareyago
    @Nightmareyago Před rokem +7

    25:18 the facth he didn't play urayuli for over kill

  • @Oxycotton
    @Oxycotton Před 2 lety +3

    Full board of grizzly's is the exact moment everyone means when they say "but what if I'll need this later"

  • @sunkeyavad6528
    @sunkeyavad6528 Před 2 lety +598

    39:35 Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this."
    Also Mark: Chooses 1 cost when he could have chosen gotten 0 cost.

    • @sirgayminator7009
      @sirgayminator7009 Před 2 lety +3

      nah from what i remember the lower the cost the worse cards you get for power and sigil

    • @angelamurao8273
      @angelamurao8273 Před 2 lety +44

      @@sirgayminator7009 not the case, someone got a 7 health 7 power with the cost of a rabbit pelt

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak Před 2 lety

      @@angelamurao8273 Woah!

    • @apollomcdonald
      @apollomcdonald Před 2 lety +3

      @@angelamurao8273 ManlyBadassHero?

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 Před 2 lety +4

      @@angelamurao8273 that sounds manly

  • @zeyadelmekawy5758
    @zeyadelmekawy5758 Před 2 lety +478

    Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about the cost of the card!"
    *continues to be dumb about the cost of the card*

    • @ethanking3259
      @ethanking3259 Před 2 lety +1

      i mean yeah it does seem dumb on the surface but finding fighting cards with 0 cost throughout the game is kinda hard, its a smart move (if you wanna find the card) to give it a blood cost

  • @mcpecommander5327
    @mcpecommander5327 Před 2 lety +6

    22:22 you sacrificed two rabbits when you had the cat...

  • @tommartin4360
    @tommartin4360 Před rokem +5

    A year later and this is still my favorite Markipiler moment of all time lmao 26:05

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland Před 2 lety +4037

    Ah those good ol' roaches made of wolf skin, always there when you need them! So glad Mark is continuing with this game, so much left to see!!

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 Před 2 lety +14

    Mark never accepts a surrender.. he's here to kick ass and kick ass he will!

  • @iconofthicc6086
    @iconofthicc6086 Před rokem +3

    Ever since this video was released, I couldn't sleep for days out of fear of getting my toes stolen by the Flying Urayuli.

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Před rokem

      *The Flying Uyaruli*

    • @iconofthicc6086
      @iconofthicc6086 Před rokem

      @@yeetionary He’ll come for you in your sleep, *THE FLYING URAYULI!*

  • @bloodmoon7459
    @bloodmoon7459 Před 2 lety +1316

    Mark:"I'm not going to be dumb about this I'm going to choose one cost"
    When there is clearly a choose for no cost at all 😂

  • @PastelGrandpa
    @PastelGrandpa Před 2 lety +552

    Mark: “You know, the way that goat is looking at me…”
    To be fair, it’s very much the way *you’re* looking at *it,* Mark

    • @poisonedoak6563
      @poisonedoak6563 Před 2 lety +27

      It only looks like that bc of the eye he chose, of course.

    • @BlueRGuy
      @BlueRGuy Před 2 lety +2

      @@poisonedoak6563 wait, is that actually a thing? Or the cards changes because some cards change Everytime you lose

    • @MegaMisch
      @MegaMisch Před 2 lety +30

      @@BlueRGuy when he chose his replacement eye he chose the Goat eye from the box. Because of that all Goats love him in game. Small easter egg with no other effect but it's pretty cool.

    • @friendist9323
      @friendist9323 Před 2 lety +2

      tbf that goat’s got a nice rack. I’m not a furry I swear, I can just appreciate a good goat when I see one.

    • @gamecarnival2024
      @gamecarnival2024 Před 2 lety +12

      @@friendist9323 it's okay, denial is always the first phase. We got you. :)

  • @awsm253
    @awsm253 Před 2 lety +5

    "Im not going to be dumb about it"
    Chooses the 1 blood cost over the card with 0 cost thus being free.

  • @jbz448
    @jbz448 Před rokem

    I’m watching this series a yr later and every episode the choices he makes has me yelling at my tv 😂

  • @kylegonewild
    @kylegonewild Před 2 lety +751

    "I'm gonna be smart about this and choose a nice low cost one."
    Doesn't choose the free cost. Classic Mark.

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 Před 2 lety +1

      Gotta leave some room for challenge. Can't just Munchkin your way through life

    • @loneviewer544
      @loneviewer544 Před 2 lety +7

      @@camblycreeper7999 But choosing the path with least resistance with a better payoff is definitely the way.

    • @beepboop8361
      @beepboop8361 Před 2 lety +6

      Dude's a masochist, the harder the better

    • @iamnot9541
      @iamnot9541 Před 2 lety +1

      But he did choose a low-cost one! A man of his word

    • @camerontrejo531
      @camerontrejo531 Před 2 lety

      I was screaming

  • @xiaoalexy
    @xiaoalexy Před 2 lety +325

    i almost don’t know what’s funnier: the black goat’s face looking like it came out of a dating simulator or mark calling the urayuli *_THE FLYING UYARULI_* for most of the video

    • @L337Dratini
      @L337Dratini Před 2 lety +12

      Does anyone else see the goat is wearing a camisole...?

    • @nekromimi
      @nekromimi Před 2 lety +11

      ...It is the Urayuli and he was calling it the Uyaruli. You got it mixed up too lol.

    • @archemyre7833
      @archemyre7833 Před 2 lety +10

      btw the goat's like that because he picked the goat eyeball.

    • @nezerak2227
      @nezerak2227 Před 2 lety +1

      No, it’s flying UYARULI

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful Před 2 lety +1

      @Archaon I knew that eyeball looked weird lol 😂! And the fact that Mark fell for the lure of the black goat after that makes it even funnier 😆.

  • @gameboymesker0537
    @gameboymesker0537 Před 2 lety

    Can I just say even after watching this full series mark's voices he gives to the characters bring more life and realism to this game. Majestic

  • @gdslatheryc8212
    @gdslatheryc8212 Před 25 dny

    The thing I love most about Inscryption is the way the health is done. There’s no set amount of HP for the player or the dealer, it’s based on the amount that the scale is tipped. If the scale in tipped toward the dealer, you have more health, and vice versa. It’s different and I like the concept a lot.

  • @groovyfish5600
    @groovyfish5600 Před 2 lety +694

    "I'm not gonna be dumb about this."
    Immediately chooses 1 cost over no cost
    Big brain play mark

    • @busycece745
      @busycece745 Před 2 lety +17

      YES! IT HURT SOOO MUCH WHEN HE DID THAT

    • @sidharthravi7246
      @sidharthravi7246 Před 2 lety +1

      He did that so he could get a better attack and hp card to draw from, cuz the lower the cost, the lower the hp and damage

    • @therexorcist1
      @therexorcist1 Před 2 lety +11

      @@sidharthravi7246 I’m not sure it works that way

    • @ergy9132
      @ergy9132 Před 2 lety +18

      @@sidharthravi7246 it does not work that way

    • @trevor8732
      @trevor8732 Před 2 lety +8

      @@sidharthravi7246 ManlyBadassHero got very op from his death card, zero cost 7/7 with two way attack and poison.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 2 lety +366

    0 Blood Cost for his custom card : _exists_
    Mark : "not hard enough"
    1 Blood Cost for his custom card : _exists_
    Mark, Totally not being a masochist :
    "The Perfect amount of Pain !"

    • @FISTOproductions
      @FISTOproductions Před 2 lety +10

      Was screaming at this. But still, can't wait until he discovers the twist behind those cards

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 Před 2 lety +1

      Sometimes Munchkining is not the answer, you gotta have a little bit of challenge. Or The Free Grizzly stat man kind of makes thing redundent.

  • @dogwood5070
    @dogwood5070 Před 2 lety +1

    Can i just say that I love the sound of the cards being placed on the table or getting shuffled in this game?

  • @rynausorous
    @rynausorous Před rokem +6

    24:50 mark DIDNT have to use to the bunny 😭

  • @samofsamnation7523
    @samofsamnation7523 Před 2 lety +350

    Mark came out of the womb with maxed out Luck and Charisma stats, but also got a negative status effect wherein every action he takes has a 95% chance of being super reckless and detrimental to his endeavors. But thanks to that Luck stat, it comes out in his favor. He’s the definition of Chaotic Good.

  • @ToothlessDad
    @ToothlessDad Před 2 lety +1511

    Mark: "I'm not gonna be dumb about this"
    *proceeds to discard the zero cost pelt*
    Me: "you idiot. You absolute fool of a man. You've lost and don't even know it. The intelligence has left your body without consent or even a warning."

    • @murphy7875
      @murphy7875 Před 2 lety +9

      Is that a Mark quote?

    • @ToothlessDad
      @ToothlessDad Před 2 lety +38

      @@murphy7875 I don't think so because I made it up, but it definitely sounds like it could be lol

    • @murphy7875
      @murphy7875 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ToothlessDad it sounds like a mix between mark and dwight cuz it reminds me of Dwight at Michael's roast.

    • @cooperl5511
      @cooperl5511 Před 2 lety +14

      im glad i understand nothing about card games and can never absorb the information so i just watch without a clue and have no chance to cringe over a bad play

    • @murphy7875
      @murphy7875 Před 2 lety +14

      @@cooperl5511 honestly yeah that's the way to go ig, Mark is a weird one because he'll pull a 999 IQ move right out of his butt and then proceed to do the dumbest shit ever.

  • @dakotafiolek
    @dakotafiolek Před 2 lety

    By far one my most favorite series he’s done it was very entertaining to watch

  • @satinizer8021
    @satinizer8021 Před rokem +2

    seeing mark encounter too fast too soon for the first time is so funny. literally everyone panics

  • @freddysimon7617
    @freddysimon7617 Před 2 lety +175

    Mark, quote from the wiki as to why the black goat's appearance changed: "This card's portrait changes if the player selects the goat's eye as a replacement after using the Special Dagger. The new portrait will have puppy eyes, as if the goat is in love with the player."
    It's because of the eye you chose as a replacement.

    • @MrJellohello
      @MrJellohello Před 2 lety +14

      Logged over 200 hrs in this game.... and this is the first time I've ever seen that I was so thrown because I thought I found all the secrets in this section!

  • @thacobell4700
    @thacobell4700 Před 2 lety +353

    Mark winning despite consistently making the worst possible decisions is such Highwang energy.

  • @joemother477
    @joemother477 Před 2 lety

    this is why i love mark, never afraid to step out of his comfort zone and do something he has never done, and still have it be so damn entertaining.

  • @ivyknightproductions5997

    31:12 I love how Mark glitches and jumps jumps around the camera here while speaking

  • @Yann-zl9hj
    @Yann-zl9hj Před 2 lety +485

    I don't think Mark even realises what he's in for in this game, it's gonna be amazing

    • @theodyssey8042
      @theodyssey8042 Před 2 lety +7

      Broooo i am on boptopia rn i got super impressed and kinds impressed when the robot (i forgot his name) checked my computerr files and said he would delete them, does he actually do it? I tried my mfing hardest to win without losing it so i didnt get the chance to see what happens lmao that part gave me undertale vibes breaking the fourth wall

    • @Buhlooo
      @Buhlooo Před 2 lety +5

      @@theodyssey8042 it doesn't actually delete the file but it will ask you to follow the rules and delete it. if you do delete the file you win the fight.

    • @Seydor777
      @Seydor777 Před 2 lety +2

      i hope he gonna play at least till the "twist"/ this game is too good!

    • @weebhub3288
      @weebhub3288 Před 2 lety

      IKR

    • @theodyssey8042
      @theodyssey8042 Před 2 lety

      @@Buhlooo whaaaat thats awesome