Raping VS. Rapping
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Raping VS. Rapping
/ jacksfilms - Komedie
Why was there no raping in this video? Just singing
That sounds like a personal problem
@@someidiot7612 says "Demon child [Gacha life]".
@@someidiot7612 I think we all know who has a serious problem here..
*“DEMON CHILD [gAcHa LiFe]*
Chiyeol장미열 iKR-
@@ellementia LmFAo
"I'm going to quit school to become a raper"
*Sex offender shuffle intensifies*
YEEEEESSSSSSS thank you
😂
Yes lol
nice
czcams.com/video/NARxgXEdlzs/video.html
If you have two P’s, you’re Diddy.
If you have one P, you’re Diddy.
more like diddly
diddler
More like daddy
😂
Drake
If you have two Ps you're Drake...if you have 1 P you're...Drake...
that was what I was thinking T-T
tryna strike a chord and its prolly a minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@gdzenox2 🗣🗣🗣
When was he accused of that?
@@0utlaster in kendrick's final diss
6ix9ine:
*whats the difference*
And also Cardi B
except he doesn’t actually rap
Person Pacman daaaamn that’s dark
what about drake
CattoFatto dumbass nigga stfu
2 p’s and you have 5 cars,
1 p and you are behind bars.
How do you know if these are mix ups
Imagine an angry mob surrounding you and closing in on you whilst chanting this.
Thats deep brother
not if you get away with it
DONT LIKE ITS AT 420
2 p: own an island
1 p: on an island
🦽
OKAY JESUS CHRIST
I like your way of thinking
thats a bit deep
@@haren1116as deep as Epstein is in the minors?
2 p's and youre kanye west
1 p and youre under arrest
*you’re
Pretty funny though
If you have 2 p's you're Kanye West. If you have 1 p you're Drake
Well, let’s just say that with that moustache he doesn’t look like the one with two P’s.
Ludvig Frithiof omg /madlads
lmao
Indy Cole I know, I have just heard a whole song about it.
@@Ludovicus1769 a you from Denmark
lol
That Mustache Made The Other P Run Away...
You're a mind reader.
Mother Russia Comrade XD
Putin?
That joke scarry
666 likes lol
If you have two p’s, you’re Kanye West.
If you have one p, you’re Kanye West.
Thats what i was gonna say
Kanye isn’t a rqpist
Woah woah woah
i was gonna say that LOL
damn bro
If you have two P's you're Drake
If you have one P you're Drake, but in past tense
draked
If you have 2 p’s you’re R Kelly, if you have 1 p you’re R Kelly.
@Ilyass Abbad the court will not forgive you.
@Ilyass Abbad ... I like it..
Thot Patrol USA yes, that’s the joke
If you have 2 p's you're 6ix9ine, if you have 1 p you're 6ix9ine
Really?
I'm confused, he never told us which one's a felony.
I think its the one where you talk really fast to make music.
buhst i’m gonna rapping with some neighbors kids
He did say "If you have 2 p's you're Eminem" and "If you have 2 p's you're Kanye West", though maybe he means that Eminem and Kanye West are rapists
Andro SP the raping is a felony
I think the rapper
1 p and you're in a mansion
2 p's and you're in federal detention
And no, I did not mix it up
1 p and your spitting bars
2 ps and your behind bars
@@oakstaranimz6222 Think you got that backwards
@@gigazelenskyHow did you read my mind
@@thechicken1477 nope 🤣
People watching this like:
-in bed
-not in a full screen
-reading comments
what the ruck
WHGATTT THGE URR SO RIGHTT QMQQ---
@@OTOOO.MASHI_YUNAAII38n2 are you high
AH-
I am arresting you for stalking
“Mommy, why is there a guy singing about raping and rapping in front of a camera?”
“Keep walking, honey...”
Underrated lollllll
I can tell you because of some idiots like me
Your profile makes it way more funny
BE SMILE lol
Leah Jam but it’s a voice over...
It depends on where you put the pp
Cirger lmao
Ok wtf
*wheeze*
Hiluuuuuurrious
*L M A O*
The fact that this video has Raping in the title, but it STILL comes up in recommendations and it hasn't age restrictions is a miracle
Drake vs Kendrick Lamar
In one of the them you’re spitting bars, the other you’re behind bars
Ayyyy
Smarts
Nice.
Now I’m telling you that this ain’t no holy hymn, but with two p’s you’re spitting bars and with one you’re behind them
Unless your 6ix9ine
If you have 2 p's, youre cardi b
If you have 1 p, youre cardi b
@@anonuser365 Haha your right sorry
@@xanderbuil0073 i hope this is a meme
@@anonuser365 wooosh
@@MK-hg2nx bruh. you can clearly tell she's joking.
@@Exotic4M3 who tf should i woosh now?
I might be late here but can we take a moment to appreciate how much emotion that sudden bVII chord at 0:51 injects into the song?
I can already hear annoying ppl replying with "BeEtHoVeN nErD 🤓" and that annoys me
@@YT-AleX-1337 you are alone
i love how the ukelele is making piano sounds lmao
imma look back at this comment in like 2 years
@@chubnyancat1340 ok i will remind u
He played the ukulele so good that it turned into a piano
Can you see my comment?
@@muzikveoyun37no
Did you know that professional racers are called racists?
@Randombirdwhogoeschripchirp eat your cereal
Yay I’m a racist!!!
yo guys i wanna be a racist
That’s what my 8-year-old self first thought when I heard the word...because:
Scientist=someone who practices science stuff
Artist=someone who makes art
Botanist=someone who practices botany
Pianist=someone who practices piano
Therapist=someone who practices therapy
Meteorologist=someone who practices meteorology
Nutritionist=someone who knows a bit about nutrition
Terrorist=someone who terrorizes
So, it only makes sense that...
A _racist_ is just someone who races
And as someone who *loves* racing...
Race does matter to me
I drive Go karts, therefore am a big Racist
2 p’s and you’re in a mansion
*1 p and your in federal detention*
the irony
How the fuck did you get '" you're"' right the first time and failed the second time
*You're* a dumbass, if *your* dumb ass can't tell the two apart.
Good one!!! (Clap)
there r a lot of rappers in federal detention lol
“You have two Ps you’re Kendrick Lamar, you have one P you’re drake.”
I don’t think that Kanye west has two p’s anymore
he has 3 p's
hes not a rapist bro what???
@@KakYT no one said he was
U just did
@@carriem7045 I am saying that because of all the controversy with him I don’t view him as a good rapper anymore
Plot twist:
*They weren’t typos*
Whatever you say, Satan®
Satan
*no*
thanks, satan
Verify Satan
I like how Satan's only video is flappy bird sad moments
*Top 10 rapers Eminem was too afraid to diss*
So what is he dissing?
oh no
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rappers*
@@wooshmebb2917 r/woooosh
9 years and its still a banger
2 p's and you got 5 cars,
1 p and you got 5 years in prison
“Im gonna be a raper when I grow up”
“You mean a rapper?”
*”N O”*
Hold up...
OH #@&%!
《 athena 》
This comment section is full of cursed comments
The correct word is "rapist"
Me too
Hol up
“I was rapped by my uncle” 🤨
is this a cry for help?
@@boogaloo4481 no
@@boogaloo4481 my uncle is actually a really cool guy he’s really nice
Ok have a nice day
Wowowowowowwowowowowow
That ABC7NY news anchor could use this video
wow thanks i been telling people im a rapper this whole time
:D
Cool!
…wait
what-
🖐️😟-Hold up…
honestly same dude
If you have 2 p's you're spittin bars
If you have 1 p you're *behind bars*
Ok
@@LolLol-mt1fd to be fair they rhymed bars with bars
Nice raping
@@orvillerodriguez6949 ok
@@LolLol-mt1fd ngl I think it was a joke xd
R. Kelly and 6ix9ine: Idk what you’re talking about but there’s absolutely no difference.
No
Oh my god
One at least made good music before they went to jail
@@chadpowell1832 at least he gave us I believe I can fly jokes
And Chris brown!
Why am I only now blessed with this video 9 years after it has been posted
If you have 2 p's, you're Drake.
If you have 1 p, you're Drake.
LOL
lol
Next should be
Losing vs loosing and
Accept vs except.
affect vs effect
Their vs. they're vs. there.
then vs than
Mr Designer lose - not win
loose - not tight
Lose is the opposite of win
Loose means not tight.
Everybody gangsta till the person who uses 1 p wasn't kidding
I really wanna try raping for some reason
@@mxaero Haha.....You don't live anywhere near Europe ,do you?
Now i do to
@@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451 i do I'm part of #1pgang
Charlie is good oh no , well you don’t know which country I’m in right now
just realized this is basically drake vs kendrick
2 p's and you're drake,
1 p and you're drake
R. Kelly:
“Reality can be whatever I want”
the “g” in R. Kelley stands for good person
@@staceymulligan6486 the r in r.kelly is for rapist
@@staceymulligan6486 there is no g in R. Kelly
Hol’ up
@@epikfarder8990 Shit he is not good
@ISAQUE ANDRADE DA SILVA RIBEIRO NO U! He actually was joking aswell, if u just had read his comment ;)
The mustache gives this song a whole new layer of meaning.
Not A Prophet lol ikr
Not A Prophet that mustache leans him way to far towards one side of the spectrum.
Not A Prophet ikr
What about rappping
Not A Prophet I know right
Diddy be like: Who says I can’t be both?
Why is CZcams recommending me this 9 years later
“Your finger slipped” *whoops I accidentally put an extra p*
Wait...
OH S!@#
....I.... Have concerns...
perhaps he typed 'rapping is a crime and should never be done'
Hold up
Hol up
I hate it when people think I meant to say That I do rapping for a living.
Yeah some people do rapping for fun and not living, whats wrong
@@uncle5486 Yeah you meant singing
@@uncle5486 I have a bad aim irl dont bully me
@@uncle5486 because u say I missed it and ur lying
@@uncle5486 Whooooosh
ive watched this like 20 times and its still amazing.
thank you for making this clear. I have been going around telling people I am a rapper. I have never tried to rap a single verse in my life!
How convenient that the emoji movie would come out exactly three years after this video.....
ddegroot EMOJI MOVIES COMING SOON JULY 28
holy shit
Illuminati?
Confirmed!
What a funny coincidence
It's funny how rapping is the one with the pp
underrated comment
tRUe-
69 likes
Big brain
This is the kind of dark humor I'd pay to hear
why is this in my fyp after 9 years.
lmao the origin of JJacksfilms!! I love this guy
1:00 This aged perfectly on Twitter
And the whole damn internet nowadays
@@redfrostgaming4056 but especially twitter and tiktok
@@cch444. and youtube
@@Bruhbhrisnbrubruhg but especially twitter and tiktok
@@cch444. and youtube
I can't tell whether he would be the best teacher or the worst
-contemplates life-
both
Ultimatecraplord best, duh.
he's teaching us to remember not to make that mistake ,Ultimatecraplord
Ultimatecraplord he'd be damn entertaining, effective too
i love both!
I love how this recommended to me 9 years after this released this is a officiale masterpiece
Same
Same
if you have 2 p's you're spittin bars
if you have 1 p's you're behind bars
if you have 3 p's you're dislexic
Ironically, you spelled "dyslexic" wrong
@good night surely not
If you have 3 p’s you’re both
@@jessicacaron5084 he has 3p's when he types raping
@@unknownyuserishy8335 lost your chance to rickroll
part 2 be like:
"i wanna become a racist!"
"uh, dont you mean racer?"
A raping racist vs a rapping racer
I don't even raping tho
Not even racist 2 expensive
Rapping* Racer*
xD
Part 3 be like:
"I wanna eat Bürger!"
"uh, don't you mean a burger?"
@@kets4443
tomato
tomato*
@@kets4443 Ummmmm, cannibal alert
I love how this song was just clear, and nice, unlike all the rape in radio nowadays.
The most beautiful song I haven’t heard in a long time
This isn't singing, it's singging.
An_Annoying_Cat ACTUALLY it’s raping
Lozzie Cook ACTUALLY it’s raaping
Signing
You spelled spring wrong.
Splinter*
I once called a rapper a rappist and ive never forgotten
Well the must have been very cringey
cursed mistake
HOL UP
I called a rapist a rapper. I’ve never forgotten
R Kelly
straight banger
Man that mustache makes him look like a rapper indeed
*raper
Batirus das the joke
Lmao you also didnt get the joke
@@gameovervirus2384 you wouldn't get the joke just admit it
Broken chicago Siren what do you mean exactly? I got the joke. He means raper, but he said rapper because of the song. It’s not that hard.
A jake Pauler said "Jakes a Gooder raper than you".I sent him a link to this video.
sUpErAnGrYhIpPo good work, seriously gooder? Was that a kid at the keyboard?
A Ninja No it was a jake pauler
Should I even ask what a "Jake Pauler" is?
Deflated Balloon You don't wanna know.
"Gooder"
why am I watching this blaster from 9 years ago (worth it)
For one, you’re spitting bars and for the other one, you’re behind bars.
just liked your comment
@@YourWorstNightmare..... wowie
@@YourWorstNightmare..... just like your comment
@@opsyko3310 wowie
@@opsyko3310just like your comment
If you have 2 p’s you’re Chris Brown
If you have 1 p, still Chris Brown
Just want to point out the fact that Lil Nas X is NOT a rapper
same with 6ix9ine
Hol up
@@ZakiZamil-xu2nj njsjsjsjjsnsnsnzjsjsjhdhdhhfhf
@@Eternal_Sufferring u made a typo
@@LoverboyTousey which one?
Missed opportunity to rhyme Kanye West with under arrest
2 P and you are spitting bars
1 P and you are behind them
My friend: *misspells*
Me: alright... *pulls out guitar*
Guys I know he uses a uke in the video I’m not dumb
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s a uke...
@@Enraged-vu2vb mine theoretically isn’t
@@Enraged-vu2vb s h u t
Let the boy have his joke
@@kizilm5315 ok
this song brings back old memories
edit: oh shit that sounded bad
Yes it did
Thats what she said
Sorry
I wanna like but it’s at 69
@@lilychancey4446 someone already disturbed the balance :c
No. Just no 😂
ooohh thats the differents thanks jacksfilms
i love that this is now being recommended to me
Your mustache is a crime
Wait this isnt five years ago, sorry.
Yeah his mustache is a kind of creepy
Try not to Laugh was*
Brooklynn B yeah I just got recommended this
Mustache VS. Must stash
Yuh yuh yuh thousandth like
Yeah it’s so annoying how people keep getting us confused. We are nothing like the rappers
Hol up.
yeah smh
@@jjc75 get him fbi
ikr bruh
What
if there’s 2 p’s you’re Eminem
If there’s 1 you’re drake
Straight Fire 🔥
"Im gonna quit school to be a raper"
*I dont think he made a typo-*
I’m pretty sure that was a typo because the official word is rapist
@@shetheadproductions5414 smert
“US-5aoo4px4Km2PkBnBBWcR death”
- Google Translate, 2021
@@liamdoinsomething6017 must be some kind of secret message about the fall of the USA to Russia
@@shetheadproductions5414 smert
Cardi B doesn't see the difference i guess
Oof
Or 6ix9ine
yay let's copy top comment, cuz I'm a piece of shit
@@god7923 chill
lol, you have issues with ur life?
Shmeppo Brando cry about it
love how this is my first jackfilm video in like a while
THIS IS JUST A BANGER
jacksfilms singing this song while looking like a rapper with that mustache
HAHAHAHA-
wait...
What was the video’s link again?
Woops, u should watch the video again, u clearly got them confused, rapper is the music one, and its clear u meant, you know, the one with one p
This raping is awesome!!!:)
You mean raper
“There are no accidents”
-Master Oogway
HOL UP
Now listen up kids, Truly a fitting quote
I want to like it, but it’s at 69 likes
Jack:Yeah I'm a raper
Us:you mean a rap-
Jack:no
Oh damn
So if you text a girl about that rap and get a mistake.....
This does remind me of 2014 content. So Well Done!
-Random guy 10 years later
ur a really good raper, love this song
If you have 2 p’s you’re 6ix9ine
If you have 1 p you’re probably still 6ix9ine
*funny how you added p r o b a b l y*
@not kevin nah, came up with this on my own, thought it was funny. If someone had a similar comment sorry
@@mia-nr6mc wa wa wa cry cry cry
How you gonna say someone is a rapist probably tho
@@Nqdql um, do you know who 6ix9ine is lmao?
if you have 2 ps you're chris brown
if you have 1 p you're.. chris brown
Oh my God, this comment is great. I get it, and it's freaking hilarious.
HA!
XD
Is Chris Brown a rapper?
barbaro267 no he's a chef
Great song
Miss this
*After this. The police released Jack from custody and let him free*
icewalow_come_ *YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TYPE YESN'T NOT NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT*
This video is good, cant wait for Jack to do more songs or be a raper
You rude they realized he isn’t a pedo
parody account F.B.I
NO SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Wow people still comment here l0l
Difference between rapping and raping:
If you’re rapping, you’re Cardi B
If you’re raping, you’re Cardi B
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Nvxlxch Thanks man
Why are you stealing another comment?
Bruh you stole it
😱😂😂😂
this song was actually what taught me that its 'rapping' with 2 ps when i was 11. i had no clue what the one with 1 p meant
greatest explanation video ever
That mustache itself was a felony
Seriously this, the fuck is that on your lip shave it.
He gets the joke
Oooooo
Vault-Tec_Boy 54 LMAO no thanks.
Kokujo Kokuhaku Kokuhaku if you thought that was bad, look at his footwear...
Friend : what's ur favorite music genre
Me : raping
Friend : u mean rappi-
Me : *no*
Frosty, hold up
Excuse me,WHAT THE FU-
r/cursedcomments
@Frosty I’m going to hell for laughing
Conner Yoon xD