Trump De-Escalates Conflict With Iran | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • Iran's measured response to Qassem Soleimani's killing Iran has spurred hopes for de-escalation in the region.
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  • @comedycentraluk
    @comedycentraluk  Před 4 lety +97

    If Trump was in an infomercial, what product would he be selling?

  • @syguzman5739
    @syguzman5739 Před 4 lety +93

    3:08 I replayed this part just to listen to the dude in the audience laugh hysterically 🤣

  • @Hanmin974
    @Hanmin974 Před 4 lety +9

    “Hold me back bro “ 😂😂

  • @TheKaiTetley
    @TheKaiTetley Před 4 lety +90

    3:09 Just imagine Darth Vader’s theme music playing as Trump walks in the room.

    • @Lore81TZ
      @Lore81TZ Před 4 lety +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @b.salazar6610
      @b.salazar6610 Před 4 lety +3

      hahahaha🤣

    • @dabullzfan25
      @dabullzfan25 Před 4 lety +1

      More like all rise for the entrance of Dark Red Hat (Dark Helmet) czcams.com/video/jTJq8co38Pk/video.html

    • @enginerd80
      @enginerd80 Před 4 lety +1

      I was thinking the same. He should have walked in wearing a red cape while trumpetists were playing Imperial March or what's it called. After his address, Trump would have turned around, and it would have been revealed that in back of the cape there were huge letters M, A, G and A. Then he would have walked out, again the Imperial March playing.

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest Před 4 lety +233

    English Professor: Tolerided is not a word
    Student: but the president
    English Professor: does not speak english!

    • @nielsjosefsen431
      @nielsjosefsen431 Před 4 lety +2

      To be fair he was talk8ng about the star trek species tallurides

    • @Abstract4Lyf
      @Abstract4Lyf Před 4 lety +4

      Teacher: Use toloride in a sentence
      Me: We... Will... Not toloride.. This behavior"

  • @coleaustonp4285
    @coleaustonp4285 Před 4 lety +14

    You can never start a fight without a 'hold me back bro' 😉

  • @Taz_Olson
    @Taz_Olson Před 4 lety +40

    That Irishman joke was pure brilliance. I burst out laughing

  • @azae00Vids
    @azae00Vids Před 4 lety +155

    trump's mouth is missing more targets than those missiles *Mic Drop* ... lololololol

    • @Sh4dowbanned
      @Sh4dowbanned Před 4 lety

      @@butchersculture4263 And you ruined it

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 Před 4 lety +1

      Iran shot down a civilian plane full of passengers headed to canada

  • @mrdan5943
    @mrdan5943 Před 4 lety +50

    I will not tolaraide this!!!!

  • @tanlan9212
    @tanlan9212 Před 4 lety +47

    That guy in the audience laughing at just the sight of Trump 😂
    He's not wrong to. Trump is the biggest joke I know ☻

  • @Sherrrr672
    @Sherrrr672 Před 4 lety +48

    This is ironic but iran just did more for world peace than trump ever. They got even and created a situation for no more escalation seriously underrated

    • @andrewk6717
      @andrewk6717 Před 4 lety +6

      And then shot down a civilian passenger jet, just like the USA did 20+ years ago

    • @aminalz7905
      @aminalz7905 Před 4 lety +5

      @@andrewk6717 those idiots shot down a plane full of iranians just because there was a miscommunication and they were on war emergency :|

    • @andrewk6717
      @andrewk6717 Před 4 lety

      @@aminalz7905 Ahh yes. The World we live in.

    • @andrewk6717
      @andrewk6717 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aminalz7905 America is FKKD

    • @nitinkataria4677
      @nitinkataria4677 Před 4 lety +1

      Perfect

  • @charltontina2774
    @charltontina2774 Před 4 lety +27

    Hold me back bro !

  • @donnakimandfam
    @donnakimandfam Před 4 lety +64

    The guy in the back on his left looks like he is try to hold back the urge to hit trump. 🤣🤣🤣 (not our video left, trump left shoulder)

    • @VickiNikolaidis
      @VickiNikolaidis Před 4 lety +6

      He sure is! I was so hoping for him to act. KARATE CHOP "NOBODY WOORRY. I AM IN CHARGE."

    • @bernardorodge8197
      @bernardorodge8197 Před 4 lety +1

      donna Kim thats the US Army chief of staff

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 Před 4 lety +1

      He legit looked like he was ready to throw him down.

    • @kathysmith6413
      @kathysmith6413 Před 4 lety

      @@bernardorodge8197 both the military types look like they have their hands on their sidearms and are there to make sure Drumpf sticks to the script.
      and he did for the first time he proved he can read. he read that speech straight off the prompter and did not even adlib once.
      i wonder who came down on him hard enough to force this?

  • @NOURINHO-rv5fk
    @NOURINHO-rv5fk Před 4 lety +7

    He said he knows words that no one else knows that is the only truth he ever told.

  • @savagekingx1321
    @savagekingx1321 Před 4 lety +33

    Everybody else heard the tolerided part?

  • @NurseHarley299
    @NurseHarley299 Před 4 lety +6

    What about the plane that was shot down heading back to Canada ? Lots of lives lost there ...

  • @Statsy10
    @Statsy10 Před 4 lety +15

    Honestly, I have no idea how those generals behind him don’t start cracking up.

  • @rajcan2008
    @rajcan2008 Před 4 lety +16

    Did he just come out of spaceship?

  • @munishverma6366
    @munishverma6366 Před 4 lety +9

    Trump included a brief synopsis before his essay😂

  • @IslamDueren
    @IslamDueren Před 4 lety +30

    Support Iran from Germany🇩🇪🇮🇷🤝

    • @marr9784
      @marr9784 Před 4 lety +1

      You lost both world wars and committed one of the most darkest genocides in history. Dude supporting war should be the last thing anybody from Germany should be concerned with.

    • @mrmark6151
      @mrmark6151 Před 4 lety +2

      persia support germany either pal .

  • @nour2146
    @nour2146 Před 4 lety +2

    3:30 it’s like saying namaste after yoga session 😂

  • @MoAmmarHasan
    @MoAmmarHasan Před 4 lety +26

    what does he even mean by civilized world!!

    • @countmein33
      @countmein33 Před 4 lety +12

      Exactly. He's implying that he's referring to uncivilized countries, adding insult to injury. Then he takes credit for Iran's thoughtful and measured response. His personality disorders are showing.

    • @nazhasabiri4825
      @nazhasabiri4825 Před 4 lety +3

      no clue what he means by civilized as his crowd looks more of a mafia fang rather than a government cabinet.

    • @dounin8876
      @dounin8876 Před 4 lety +1

      Civilised world for him it's only a certain part of the U.S. citizens (defined only by the tone of skin and not about what they personally do) and Europe, you know how this guy is.
      Now, considering how every US government only resources are violence, killing, wars, invasions and looting resources from other countries (UN don't approve an attack on Syria, USA proceeded to attack Syria that same week), they have nothing to say about behaving in a civilised way.

  • @rmescola
    @rmescola Před 4 lety +2

    The general with the freaky eyes behind IMPOTUS is hysterical, he obviously didn't want to be there, and couldn't believe what IMPOTUS was saying, lol

  • @XxDarksoulsClanxX
    @XxDarksoulsClanxX Před 4 lety +30

    trump ripped off his entrance from president putin lol

  • @rocketman48
    @rocketman48 Před 4 lety

    love it trevor keep it goin.

  • @apachehelicopter9032
    @apachehelicopter9032 Před 4 lety +4

    Trevor Noah is about as funny as finding blood in your stool.

  • @catherinenjogu3753
    @catherinenjogu3753 Před 4 lety +1

    Trevor Noah, you're so addictive to listen to.

  • @CforChi1
    @CforChi1 Před 4 lety +1

    Hold me back bro- Action 🤣👌

  • @tgsssh
    @tgsssh Před 4 lety

    you could add the imperial death march background music while Donald walks from entrance and it would sync perfectly!

  • @shelleywall5556
    @shelleywall5556 Před 4 lety +5

    I guess this was posted before we have since found out an Iranian missile is responsible for shooting down the Ukrainian plane and killing all passengers. President Trump’s speech yesterday was bizarre in addition with his nose breathing and mispronunciations. As a Canadian, we lost so many Canadians on that flight. All because of Trump.

    • @izajahmed8863
      @izajahmed8863 Před 4 lety +1

      Flight crashed due to technical fault. 83 Iranians, 63 Canadians, 11 Ukrainians were on board.

    • @julias1381
      @julias1381 Před 4 lety

      @@izajahmed8863 I know that was the initial story, but that is unfortunately not the truth. Please revisit your news sources.

  • @quisarfarhan9433
    @quisarfarhan9433 Před 4 lety +6

    Hold me back bro!!!

    • @mrmark6151
      @mrmark6151 Před 4 lety

      usa is nothing but coward mouth , the last hit of iran made usa to think 62461 times to make any stupid step against iran , especially when iran hitted their bases so easly and no air defense that could shot down those missiles , but those missiles hit were warning to usa to act good and never underestimate iran again , in real war iran can smash all american troops in few hours and usa gonna know this now . we could see the accuracy of iranian missiles on american heads and the speed of those missiles were hell , so iran with it superiour missiles and air defense with strongggg army can defeat usa in moments in real wars , remember iran has 1200 atomic heads that hide under ground and get used if iran face atomic attack only . usa attacked serbia iraq vietnam syria .................................. all other countries with no reason but to troll them , now time to punish usa ass and make them back the hole they came from .

  • @Nick-qj7ym
    @Nick-qj7ym Před 4 lety +3

    1:22 Tell that to the families of those civilians that got shot down an hour later.

    • @ashaa1779
      @ashaa1779 Před 4 lety

      Which family?

    • @julias1381
      @julias1381 Před 4 lety

      @@ashaa1779 www.google.com/amp/s/nationalpost.com/news/canada/iran-knew-day-of-crash-their-missile-was-to-blame-for-ukraine-plane-crash/amp

    • @ashaa1779
      @ashaa1779 Před 4 lety

      @@julias1381
      Oh yeah I just read it. it's very sad
      Iran should be punished for this

  • @liamlabelle8653
    @liamlabelle8653 Před 4 lety +1

    What about the airplane they shot down?

  • @XxDarksoulsClanxX
    @XxDarksoulsClanxX Před 4 lety +3

    this is also the best speech ever - according to one fox news viewer lol

  • @ruunmohamed1530
    @ruunmohamed1530 Před 4 lety

    😳 unbelievable

  • @daviddesa9163
    @daviddesa9163 Před 4 lety

    Comedy Central UK has more re-uploads than reddit

  • @varyform
    @varyform Před 4 lety +2

    Why no UA plane crash mention?

  • @marcuslunner2387
    @marcuslunner2387 Před 3 lety

    3:08
    I am not gonna lie, Trump knows how to make an entrance

  • @PaulSmith-pf2uq
    @PaulSmith-pf2uq Před 4 lety +4

    Trevor should be in films playing characters with an accent! I'll give him an Oscar or 3 for that.

  • @PhilipDenys
    @PhilipDenys Před 4 lety

    My fav videoclip ever! 😅

  • @Unrealdruiddd
    @Unrealdruiddd Před 4 lety +1

    Did anyone notice there was a civilian airplane downed in the area? Not a word on it.

  • @rouzhinasafaei1692
    @rouzhinasafaei1692 Před 4 lety +1

    The amusing thing is he thinks iranians have a russian accent for some reason😂

  • @jeeeboo6403
    @jeeeboo6403 Před 4 lety +4

    This is scary to be honest.

  • @KakubaAllan
    @KakubaAllan Před 4 lety +3

    Tolerided sounds to me more like how an Australian or New Zealander would say tolerated

  • @eugenefindit
    @eugenefindit Před 4 lety +2

    I swear this man (Donald Trump) has a bigger personality switch than my dad. And at the very least, I can comprehend my dad's decision for doing certain things. 😁

  • @malvivo90
    @malvivo90 Před 4 lety +4

    Iran never missed any targets but they were very precise as their targets were just the equipment not people.

  • @chiyembekezosakah3889
    @chiyembekezosakah3889 Před 4 lety +2

    Hahaha Lawwrd have mercy

  • @MoonlitPhoenix0
    @MoonlitPhoenix0 Před 4 lety +1

    Americans, clearly you never heard the expression "be careful what you asked/wished for"

  • @shermich90
    @shermich90 Před 4 lety

    Is it wrong that I only know about the US Iran conflict because I watch Trevor Noah? Hahaha.

  • @user-lj2qc5gf3v
    @user-lj2qc5gf3v Před 4 lety

    ►►► considerate video ☺

  • @buzzplayer2944
    @buzzplayer2944 Před 4 lety

    Why you delete and reupload videos always

  • @kmlonfzs
    @kmlonfzs Před 4 lety +9

    Aliens : Season 3 is starting soon guys!!

  • @zachh9082
    @zachh9082 Před 4 lety

    Nobody:
    Aliens:
    Trump: *T O L E R I D E D*

  • @warzonemoments3970
    @warzonemoments3970 Před 4 lety

    I love how Iran acts so tough but then chicken outs looool

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey Před 4 lety

    Trump's mouth joke took me out. That one hit the target. Looooool!

  • @jonwilson704
    @jonwilson704 Před 4 lety +1

    A hold me back bro

  • @yvonnemillwood2573
    @yvonnemillwood2573 Před 4 lety

    🤗👏💕laugh out loud

  • @rahimahoque6897
    @rahimahoque6897 Před 4 lety

    Trevor is so intelligent

  • @karthikj8969
    @karthikj8969 Před 4 lety

    What was his point about nuke anyways? I mean - that was not even in the context .

  • @pr0gengoo96
    @pr0gengoo96 Před 4 lety

    Trump apparently thinks he's the Mother of Dragons - almost saw 2 giant wings behind his back spreading majesticaly
    Then I realized he's Trump and the only wings he ever saw were the ones at the local KFC

  • @christferand7942
    @christferand7942 Před 4 lety

    Lol 😂

  • @Sxchiko
    @Sxchiko Před 4 lety

    Great to hear ppl pronounce Iran correctly...not I-ran 😒

  • @Prayukth
    @Prayukth Před 4 lety +1

    None of the missiles hit??? Looks like they were fired by Jared Kushner...

  • @TheMightsparrow
    @TheMightsparrow Před 4 lety +1

    Hardly mentioning the Impeachment anymore

  • @yanpuok4734
    @yanpuok4734 Před 4 lety

    why are American government allowed to have a nuclear weapon but not Iran? I don't get it

  • @GhostRaiter
    @GhostRaiter Před 4 lety

    The missiles that missed were not the retaliation. The plane they shot down by "accident" was.
    There has never been an "accidental" downing of a civilian plane by missile before. So why now, all of a sudden.

  • @danielvanginkel7081
    @danielvanginkel7081 Před 4 lety

    CZcams said this was posted 4 hours ago but the date of this video is 4 days ago. Is this just an elaborate advertisement for The Irishman on Netflix getting pushed by CZcams?

  • @sepehrdaghbandan7964
    @sepehrdaghbandan7964 Před 4 lety

    Evil Sean Connery 😂😂

    • @xeduxion4698
      @xeduxion4698 Před 4 lety

      What is Sean Connery's connection here Sir/Madam? Pliz kindly elaborate.

    • @sepehrdaghbandan7964
      @sepehrdaghbandan7964 Před 4 lety

      @@xeduxion4698 Trevor showed a picture of him(Gen. Soleimani) and called him evil Sean Connery. In the picture because he had a white beard and thick black eyebrows in a comedic sense he did resemble Connery. Is the elaboration satisfactory for you dear sir/madam?

  • @JayCanuck007
    @JayCanuck007 Před 4 lety +6

    Trump represents the "civilized" world...? Lol

  • @DHorse
    @DHorse Před 4 lety

    They didn't miss their targets.

  • @ARBAN30
    @ARBAN30 Před 4 lety +2

    Those boys in the background are itching to be tolerated to dash off

  • @marketingcontentcreator6701

    What is really happening? News in West shows more casualty in strike but Trump says "All is Well".

    • @dropmelon
      @dropmelon Před 4 lety +1

      @@rustymurderer There are casualties but they shot down a Ukrainian commercial plane.
      Currently, iran is under pressure to justify their action.

    • @marketingcontentcreator6701
      @marketingcontentcreator6701 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dropmelon why they would shoot a plane filled with people of Iran & Canada? Kind of no logic to me

    • @marketingcontentcreator6701
      @marketingcontentcreator6701 Před 4 lety

      @@rustymurderer ya I too read about it, but now some channels are showing damages done by missiles

  • @GreyCapsInc
    @GreyCapsInc Před 4 lety

    The best episode. EVER. But, you never talk about The Gambia. Na Witin Happun Nah?

  • @annaharley7362
    @annaharley7362 Před 4 lety

    Does he use a sunbed?

  • @nunyabidniz2079
    @nunyabidniz2079 Před 4 lety +1

    Clearly it worked? I know this was before the passenger plane was shot down, carrying 63 Canadians, so, maybe not?!

  • @patriciarice327
    @patriciarice327 Před 4 lety

    Look at the faces behind dumpster

  • @fazminhussain5932
    @fazminhussain5932 Před 4 lety

    😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @austinwalk5355
    @austinwalk5355 Před 4 lety

    I like how the word persianal is also a play on the word personal. Like hes suggesting Trump is trying to start his own personal war with Iran

  • @TubeDisabuser
    @TubeDisabuser Před 4 lety +5

    Why make the silly statement "I'm not gonna lie" ???

  • @themagicfootsahsmr6559

    "tolarited" cuz Thats a word
    lol

  • @denny8097
    @denny8097 Před 4 lety

    Hold Me Back Bro 😂 Ded

  • @savagekingx1321
    @savagekingx1321 Před 4 lety +1

    Trevor is on Trump's next hit list

  • @raananben-aviel3935
    @raananben-aviel3935 Před 4 lety

    Whatever happened to "My fellow Americans?"

  • @mamunabdullah3578
    @mamunabdullah3578 Před 4 lety +1

    Trevor Noah complete Trump. Without Noah, Trump is incomplete. If Trump is Batman, then Noah is Joker.

  • @onebroom8702
    @onebroom8702 Před 4 lety +1

    What about the Canadians who were killed in the missile fire

    • @Anna_Dawson
      @Anna_Dawson Před 4 lety +1

      blue Berry wolf didnt that turn out to be a Russian missile? I thought that’s what I heard on the radio

    • @julias1381
      @julias1381 Před 4 lety

      @@Anna_Dawson www.google.com/amp/s/nationalpost.com/news/canada/iran-knew-day-of-crash-their-missile-was-to-blame-for-ukraine-plane-crash/amp

  • @donaldd1612
    @donaldd1612 Před 4 lety

    No discussion on Plane blown up...

  • @arvincheech
    @arvincheech Před 4 lety +1

    trump on the frontlines?! even in my imagination?! Hahaha.. never ever ever ever never!

  • @blobsndrees
    @blobsndrees Před 4 lety

    2:50 Hashtag I'm actually in the room next to you writing this because my "bonespurs" wouldn't let me join the civil war.

  • @alchemist436
    @alchemist436 Před 4 lety

    I think never in the history of US TV, shows would have sustained with quality humor week after week for 3 years just on a president 😅...and he feeds stuff to even U.K. shows consistently 🤪

  • @AbdulRahman-mk3wl
    @AbdulRahman-mk3wl Před 4 lety

    Give peace a chance , war is evil mankind resolve your differences amicably

  • @luisgiba
    @luisgiba Před 4 lety

    So Iran de-escalate by sending missiles???? We are living in a strange world. I won't deny it makes sense from the perspective of saving face

  • @ElevateYourLife003
    @ElevateYourLife003 Před 4 lety

    Hey Trevor I've been watching you man but I couldn't able to understand how you make an international news as an kissing a jaw so simple 😅 I really expect to get it from you that too from India 🙄

  • @taoliu2920
    @taoliu2920 Před 4 lety +3

    i guess he did not sleep much the night before that is why

  • @sanazk5572
    @sanazk5572 Před 4 lety +1

    Trevor I love you to pieces man, but you seriously need to work on your Persian accent.
    May I suggest you watch some K Von comedy on CZcams? 😏😉

    • @motionsofttech
      @motionsofttech Před 4 lety

      Sanaz Kama I agree but what about how he imitates trump ? It’s so funny 😂😂😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 4 lety +1

    Donnie didn't back down from his Iran war plan until the senior Generals finally convinced him Topper Harley wasn't a real person.

  • @drmindriot
    @drmindriot Před 4 lety

    A powerful speech by Trump. A very coherent example of what a President should aspire to.

  • @armanzahed3724
    @armanzahed3724 Před 4 lety +4

    Cringe

  • @rezamj6411
    @rezamj6411 Před 4 lety

    Lieeeeeeeeee
    Zarif not said steb back. Can you show that ?

  • @katysings2561
    @katysings2561 Před 4 lety

    Yay

  • @sonampaldensherpa
    @sonampaldensherpa Před 4 lety

    Toliratiated okay