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  • President Trump announces more sanctions in response to Iran’s retaliatory, non-fatal attacks on U.S. military bases in Iraq, while Fox News pundits still seem poised for battle. #TheDailyShow
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  • @germanmaravillas7745
    @germanmaravillas7745 Před 4 lety +825

    “In international diplomacy this type of action is known as ... hold me back bro” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leb5550
      @leb5550 Před 4 lety +3

      I Was quick dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TahirHussainMir24
      @TahirHussainMir24 Před 4 lety +2

      ROFL

    • @J040PL7
      @J040PL7 Před 4 lety +1

      that line alone earned a like xD

    • @philly8557
      @philly8557 Před 4 lety +1

      He Got no Sense at all😂😂

    • @goldeneaglereborn
      @goldeneaglereborn Před 4 lety

      I think the action is better known as sucker punch 176 people into the afterlife

  • @alessiodelcastillo1613
    @alessiodelcastillo1613 Před 4 lety +2981

    “War is rich old men protecting their wealth by sending lower and middle class young men off to die." - George Carlin

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx Před 4 lety +16

      I sense a hint of communism.

    • @Machistmo
      @Machistmo Před 4 lety +13

      And making more money

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 Před 4 lety +53

      @Jack Spencer "I've met Josef. He's a terrific guy. He is a great leader and his people love him. In fact his people love him so much they're willing to die for him." -Donald Trump tweet about Josef Stalin

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj Před 4 lety +20

      Ah... I see... I see. So basically... only people who can't defend themselves, like the caged latin american kids and parents, and the women and children in the middle east suffer from despots like this qaseem all-germ-ani guy and trump. When they actually meet someone who CAN fight back... they either make useless treaties, like the n.korea / us deal, or launch missiles at empty buildings after ample warnings. Got it. It's like... middle school bullying... just at a much MUCH deadlier level.

    • @ericortega7815
      @ericortega7815 Před 4 lety +47

      "If you have selfish ignorant citizens your gonna get selfish ignorant leaders. " - George Carlin.
      If only he saw the MAGA cultists. Lol.

  • @saraichavarria72
    @saraichavarria72 Před 4 lety +731

    Iran was the adult in this situation, thank God.

    • @quxul4237
      @quxul4237 Před 4 lety +28

      No they were cowards in this situation. It’s like if a little kid kept kicking a big man and the big man shoves him away so the kid fake kicks him and runs away to make himself feel better.

    • @minayazdanbin2184
      @minayazdanbin2184 Před 4 lety +86

      Quxul, You’re delusional. Be careful what you are secretly wishing. Karma will finally return the favor to the arrogant US. You are unable to understand that the US isn’t invincible and judging by the most wars they have been involved in they are cowards too. What drugs are you on?

    • @mohsenmahmoodi8355
      @mohsenmahmoodi8355 Před 4 lety +10

      @@quxul4237 i agree with you our governments and politicians are pussies and mother fucker assholes, most of Iranians wont serious revenge and many of us were ready for a war also, but there is a little question for me if Americans knew about that why they couldn't terminate even one of missiles!!!? by thaad and patriot!

    • @saeedp.afshar2249
      @saeedp.afshar2249 Před 4 lety +13

      @@quxul4237 how does the numbers coming up, 11, 28,34,54,64...... . Mild head injury soldiers from ayn al asad.
      😂😂😂😂
      Big man

    • @abelradebe9644
      @abelradebe9644 Před 4 lety +11

      @@quxul4237 because that's what you do best kill abuse and murder innocent children

  • @michaelflinn7784
    @michaelflinn7784 Před 4 lety +777

    The problem with political jokes is that sometimes they get elected.

  • @unlimitedshit5318
    @unlimitedshit5318 Před 4 lety +3952

    Aliens be like “yo season three is about to start”.

  • @Crystelgames
    @Crystelgames Před 4 lety +1019

    XD That one guy laughing in the audience when Trump walked in

    • @octopusmime
      @octopusmime Před 4 lety +43

      duuude the laughs offscreen are getting so wild !

    • @GarlandTX2Israel
      @GarlandTX2Israel Před 4 lety +57

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He made me laugh when he laughed. Then at the “tolerighted” part. Someone let out an insane laugh.

    • @surdoito8385
      @surdoito8385 Před 4 lety

      Kats Emeraldz czcams.com/video/pnyvUM5MmWE/video.html

    • @laursieloise
      @laursieloise Před 4 lety +14

      I laughed so hard when I hear that too 😂😂😂

    • @Dichtsau
      @Dichtsau Před 4 lety +25

      that guy wasn't the only one laughing about trump entering in a super sunlight as if he was the reborn messiah :')
      (which ofc i am! xD)

  • @petertaylor4980
    @petertaylor4980 Před 4 lety +535

    Talking about the civilised world, does anyone still remember when the USA was part of it?

    • @doreengordon1475
      @doreengordon1475 Před 4 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 Před 4 lety +17

      No.

    • @jaym9879
      @jaym9879 Před 4 lety +7

      Have you even traveled at all? America is the best. This is a silly joke.

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 Před 4 lety

      #burn!

    • @itsaasdzani1455
      @itsaasdzani1455 Před 4 lety +39

      @@jaym9879 the best at self-delusion? Any nation has the potential for greatness. Most nations unfortunately dont reach that potential imo. Maybe Americans are generally good people and maybe we're lucky not to get imprisoned for our opinions but I'm pretty sure there is a ton of room for improvement

  • @acharris
    @acharris Před 4 lety +190

    Only Fox 'news' can make Trump seem like the mature and rational one!

    • @TheSynthZone
      @TheSynthZone Před 4 lety +1

      Lipstick on a pig works when you are 4 sheets to the wind, dim street lamps help.

    • @gags-villsounds5351
      @gags-villsounds5351 Před 4 lety

      I`m from South Africa but I couldn`t agree more...hahahahaahahahahaha

  • @Midnightcr3w247
    @Midnightcr3w247 Před 4 lety +512

    "War is a place where young people who don't know each other and don't hate each other, kill each other, by decision of old people who know and hate each other but don't kill each other"

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent Před 4 lety +7

      *TRUTH*

    • @Austin-pn3zc
      @Austin-pn3zc Před 4 lety +11

      It’s more complicated than that cmon now

    • @expressioniztfilms3647
      @expressioniztfilms3647 Před 4 lety +4

      Why should innocent people have to pay the price over something they didn't choose?

    • @alexanderboll8028
      @alexanderboll8028 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Austin-pn3zc So? Words can't describe full reality. Never can.
      I think it is a good generalization for many wars and something to keep in the back of your head.

    • @Austin-pn3zc
      @Austin-pn3zc Před 4 lety

      Gap how so Einstein?

  • @forestmoss5225
    @forestmoss5225 Před 4 lety +1678

    *Trump walks through the door* Dude in audience: “HAHAHAHAHHA”

    • @meldinakartal823
      @meldinakartal823 Před 4 lety +76

      I heard it to. The best.

    • @genixter4972
      @genixter4972 Před 4 lety +11

      Need that khwai laugh

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 Před 4 lety +90

      He recognized that shit was fuckin extra

    • @eazy2195
      @eazy2195 Před 4 lety +18

      Well its a talk show, they are literally paid to laugh and applaud

    • @tukuiPat
      @tukuiPat Před 4 lety +36

      @@eazy2195 what? XD the live studio audience PAYS comedy central to be there.

  • @TheStatisfiedOne
    @TheStatisfiedOne Před 4 lety +252

    The way he entered the room was like he was Jesus Christ entering with the light behind him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy!!

  • @davidvelasquezburgos4598
    @davidvelasquezburgos4598 Před 4 lety +295

    “What if they’re watching The Irishman” hilarious 🤣

    • @jamburkrishna
      @jamburkrishna Před 4 lety

      😅😅😅

    • @anujch1813
      @anujch1813 Před 4 lety

      If they were watching they would a been busy watching
      Cuz it's too long dude

    • @NasreddineAyknow
      @NasreddineAyknow Před 4 lety

      @@anujch1813 what are you talking about, it just take a day to watch.

  • @jasmine7744
    @jasmine7744 Před 4 lety +912

    Someone needs to distract this dude so he doesn’t get us all killed.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 4 lety +68

      Jasmine Jackson Someone put a KFC drumstick on a string and lead him out of the White House

    • @jonathangreyes
      @jonathangreyes Před 4 lety +26

      Or just jingle a set of keys in front of his face

    • @maxxsbrother2
      @maxxsbrother2 Před 4 lety +23

      @@benwasserman8223 Crowdfund this, it WILL work....but we need him to get a golf cart so he doesnt get tired.

    • @souravverma8861
      @souravverma8861 Před 4 lety +2

      #GLAZERSOUT #WOODWARDOUT
      Save Manchester United

    • @MsThebeMoon
      @MsThebeMoon Před 4 lety +6

      Pompeo wanted trump to order the assassination.

  • @blazinchalice
    @blazinchalice Před 4 lety +521

    "The civilized world must send a *clear* message: your campaign of murder and terror will not be tolerighde!" Way to f that up, Donnie.

    • @richardayala2709
      @richardayala2709 Před 4 lety +13

      round about midnight right? But what was civilized about any of trumps decisions. I whole heartedly loathe him.

    • @burnerdgaf5222
      @burnerdgaf5222 Před 4 lety +3

      Richard Ayala
      You can't possibly expect anyone to act "civil" in response to a group of hell bent radicals wishing you and your nations demise while on the verge of nuclear war. Iran really wants to try USA? Cool, Trump will blow them back to the god damn stone age. No, Its not civil at all, but sadly that's how you deal with and put an end to their bullshit.

    • @snowconeman512
      @snowconeman512 Před 4 lety +2

      @@burnerdgaf5222 speak facts to these people. They don't understand anything.

    • @jarednovel
      @jarednovel Před 4 lety +1

      DID YOU KNOW THAT CIVILIZATION STARTED IN IRAQ AND IRAN

    • @daijirokatoh3769
      @daijirokatoh3769 Před 4 lety +2

      This look more like a message for the US..

  • @Danno1850
    @Danno1850 Před 4 lety +511

    Republicans: “Trump is gonna stop all the wars!”
    Also Republicans: “Trump should start a new war!”

    • @smashj9281
      @smashj9281 Před 4 lety +4

      Most sane people don't want war. Those clips were for IF the missiles kill Americans. Sadly, you need a higher IQ to understand. How pathetic

    • @criticalhittcg5637
      @criticalhittcg5637 Před 4 lety +2

      Who said Trump is going to stop all wars? That's retarded thinking. There will always be war and conflict as long as several nation's with different ideals for how society should function holds valuable resources.
      He was simply providing an ultimatum. If we catch you intentionally harming any American, we will end you '.' That's why none of those missiles actually hit a viable target, and they are claiming the destruction of the 747 that killed several countries' citizens as an accident, and then proceeding to cover up the wreckage and black box before investigators could ascertain the situation.

    • @executiveorder7146
      @executiveorder7146 Před 4 lety

      @@criticalhittcg5637 war is a evil thats hard to avoid and fact is we are officially at war with a few countries like north Korea but just bc we are officially at war doesn't mean we want more death and lots of facts about iran only a few know like Iran trying to smuggle oil to north Korea or those illegal Russian missiles or missile defense and yes iran did try to kill American and we jammed the signal and lots more I can't say but its not over by far

    • @debbiephilbrick9872
      @debbiephilbrick9872 Před 4 lety +2

      He needs to get off his meds first , 😅😂🤣😂☺️😂🤣😂

    • @debbiephilbrick9872
      @debbiephilbrick9872 Před 4 lety +2

      CriticalHit TCG , Fox News propaganda again , they admitted their mistake, and asked for assistance in investigating from world leaders including the US , so who is the adult in the room . Something that the USA has not yet admitted, from when they shot Down and Iranian Plane ✈️ with 770 passengers . So please , US is to arrogant to get out of its own way . This idiot is dangerous period ....🙏

  • @theempressdesha
    @theempressdesha Před 4 lety +174

    How is twitter allowing actual war talk on their socials I thought those stuff were not within their guidelines LOL

    • @luxurypetscz
      @luxurypetscz Před 4 lety +11

      If Twitter had "do not start a war on here" in their guidelines, I'd be even moře scared than I an now lmao

    • @zahirulkaium7755
      @zahirulkaium7755 Před 4 lety +1

      I agreed with you

    • @TheSynthZone
      @TheSynthZone Před 4 lety +1

      @Jon S Worked for hitler for a while did it not? mussolini too.

  • @pawn5253
    @pawn5253 Před 4 lety +1813

    Iran didn't miss, they were sending a message, the missiles can reach you.

    • @deboracyclone6977
      @deboracyclone6977 Před 4 lety +98

      you mean reach iraq

    • @attahamamah5128
      @attahamamah5128 Před 4 lety +125

      @@deboracyclone6977
      😂
      You think that Iran can't reach US

    • @mathislove3722
      @mathislove3722 Před 4 lety +120

      @@deboracyclone6977 Yes, but the accuracy of their hits is impressive. Beyond what we thought they were capable of.

    • @deboracyclone6977
      @deboracyclone6977 Před 4 lety +54

      atta atta
      i think iran can't reach usa even if they fired from mexico

    • @bisso5467
      @bisso5467 Před 4 lety +54

      @@deboracyclone6977 but US has a lot of neighbors that it doesn't have a good relation with.

  • @vanity933
    @vanity933 Před 4 lety +541

    "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    - Albert Einstein.

  • @katherinekurzius290
    @katherinekurzius290 Před 4 lety +77

    Am amazed at the restraint and delicacy of Iran's retaliation.

    • @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257
      @ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257 Před 4 lety +6

      Katherine Kurzius
      With the shot down Ukrainian plane?

    • @MrSnowman777
      @MrSnowman777 Před 4 lety +3

      You mean missing your targets intended to kill us servicemen and then shooting down a Ukrainian 737? Pretty sure they're just a incapable and incompetent country

    • @julynightowl7413
      @julynightowl7413 Před 4 lety +8

      Ur mom xD yeah yeah incapable and incompetent, maybe that’s why trump assassinated their general. Stupid.

    • @YGSTAN06
      @YGSTAN06 Před 4 lety +12

      @@MrSnowman777 they didnt miss the target they gave a headsup.
      No the plane crash was not a attack from Iran.

    • @jackdaniels9179
      @jackdaniels9179 Před 4 lety +12

      @@MrSnowman777 they offered a 5 hour advanced warning, hit their Target and this was the most amicable solution. Would you have rather they killed u.s. soldiers?!?

  • @prajwal6867
    @prajwal6867 Před 4 lety +36

    "Hold Me Back Bro" 😂🤣😂

  • @1993tedi
    @1993tedi Před 4 lety +972

    "The third season isn't gonna be the same without me" - Adolf H.

    • @Oof_2nd
      @Oof_2nd Před 4 lety +49

      Imagine USA and Iran fighting and USSR reforms while they were distracted, lol.

    • @callmehleox
      @callmehleox Před 4 lety +33

      And germany form the fourth reich

    • @llucsimon418
      @llucsimon418 Před 4 lety +23

      "But I'm personally rooting for Donald Drumpf" - Adolf H.

    • @friedrichnietzsche2557
      @friedrichnietzsche2557 Před 4 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @starlight137yt
      @starlight137yt Před 4 lety +13

      Here in Germany, we are planning to invade Poland. We havent figuerd out why yet, but we will find something.
      No one steels our WW from us!

  • @Danielle10101
    @Danielle10101 Před 4 lety +987

    He went to an “intro to public speaking class”
    Step 1: start with an attention grabber

    • @XxhimynameiscynxX
      @XxhimynameiscynxX Před 4 lety +16

      This comment made me laugh harder than it needed to 😂

    • @TurnedToRoach
      @TurnedToRoach Před 4 lety +24

      Attention isn't the only thing that Trump is known to grab.

    • @benjaminplatt4109
      @benjaminplatt4109 Před 4 lety +2

      @@TurnedToRoach To busy getting railed by putin!

    • @sreelakshmi4341
      @sreelakshmi4341 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TurnedToRoach burn

    • @TheHistorySoldier
      @TheHistorySoldier Před 4 lety +10

      Na man, he went in for the first of said class and then skipped the entire rest of the semester, having dropped out of the class and missing lessons like how to annunciate words.

  • @dcaseng
    @dcaseng Před 4 lety +63

    I have gained newfound respect for Iran for handling this mess with professionalism and leadership.
    This is the way JFK would have handled this situation.
    Trump is an embarrassment.

    • @dcaseng
      @dcaseng Před 4 lety +1

      @iSPYredEYE Trump starts the fire, and you blame everyone else for panicking and making mistakes during the chaos.

    • @HelloWorld-kq3jt
      @HelloWorld-kq3jt Před 4 lety

      DISCO-INFERNO-70 Take your ass over there then. See how they treat homosexuals, promiscuous women, infidels etc..,,,

    • @sweetrain9482
      @sweetrain9482 Před 4 lety +3

      @@HelloWorld-kq3jt that is their business. It is not USA's job to 'civilize' the rest of the world.

    • @arjsama3661
      @arjsama3661 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HelloWorld-kq3jt Wait wasn't the word Infidels use to describe muslims? So does that sentence mean "How they treat themselves?" AKA Majority Muslim Population?

  • @guuji.yae911
    @guuji.yae911 Před 4 lety +69

    "As long as I'm President of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon. Good morning"
    - Donald J. Trump

    • @warcriment7298
      @warcriment7298 Před 3 lety +1

      as long as i am president we will never evolve.

  • @davidshekolovsky4462
    @davidshekolovsky4462 Před 4 lety +1597

    Iranians: fearing for their lives.
    Americans: still trying to figure out the difference between Iraq and Iran.

  • @DrHardlyKummsz
    @DrHardlyKummsz Před 4 lety +487

    Bruh, who laughed that hard when trump walked out? Lmao

  • @KayPopOut
    @KayPopOut Před 4 lety +28

    When he said Good Morning it caught me of guard lmaoooo

  • @HusseinAlaa9
    @HusseinAlaa9 Před 4 lety +46

    You’re an amazing guy
    I like your show
    Pray for my country 🇮🇶

    • @tutan7814
      @tutan7814 Před 3 lety +1

      @Stefaníe Indarto Yeah it's good to send positivity from time to time :D

    • @stung39
      @stung39 Před 3 lety +1

      He!! no i ain't praying for another person's country i only pray for god

    • @stung39
      @stung39 Před 3 lety +1

      @D. Anthony Franco Ya thanks for supporting Nazi Germany

    • @eiliatabrizi7316
      @eiliatabrizi7316 Před 3 lety +1

      Thats not an iranian flag btw

    • @dina.f2325
      @dina.f2325 Před 3 lety

      @@eiliatabrizi7316 Lol it’s not . He’s referring to Iraq 🇮🇶. That’s the flag of Iraq .

  • @ReverieNightengale
    @ReverieNightengale Před 4 lety +1624

    "As long as I'm president of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon."
    "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

    • @ranika3995
      @ranika3995 Před 4 lety +50

      "Good morning."

    • @Ofa337
      @Ofa337 Před 4 lety +7

      @Reverie Rotfl!!! Hilarious!

    • @akraidiant4078
      @akraidiant4078 Před 4 lety +16

      " i am here to take credit for solving my own wrong doings"

    • @TheDeadlyBlueWolf
      @TheDeadlyBlueWolf Před 4 lety +21

      Side note: If he really didn't want Iran building Nukes then he shouldn't have ripped up the Iran deal! They'd forfeit their uranium supply and in exchange Americans lift sanctions our government placed on 'em.

    • @REneanGIE
      @REneanGIE Před 4 lety +7

      Obama bribe the Iranian and gave them $1.7 billion to be used to increase their proxy killing mor Americans you democrats idiot support the terrorist that kill our on people. Why do uou hate our country?

  • @praeposter
    @praeposter Před 4 lety +791

    “Trump’s mouth was missing more targets than those Iranian missiles.”
    Such a great line.

    • @blazinchalice
      @blazinchalice Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah I legit laughed at that one, that was good!

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 Před 4 lety +14

      But the Iranian missiles hit their targets

    • @akraidiant4078
      @akraidiant4078 Před 4 lety +1

      @@rysun8709 that is what i was thinking, the human body is evolving and for thousands of years now, an yet trump cont speak, in the same time iran is hits its targets

    • @krovan8349
      @krovan8349 Před 4 lety +5

      Honestly he looked sleep deprived, probably had been up for the last 48 hours or so. I'm surprised he was standing straight.

    • @dannyhenderson308
      @dannyhenderson308 Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah and the guy they killed was fighting Isis.
      U.S. is a bunch of crooked liars

  • @AliceNsWonderland
    @AliceNsWonderland Před 4 lety +10

    "These historic acompliment shades are strategic !"
    I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THESE DAMN ACOMPLIMENT
    🤬 SHADES! 🤬

  • @1MarkKeller
    @1MarkKeller Před 4 lety +49

    The over emotional Right. But they call us snowflakes.

    • @TheSynthZone
      @TheSynthZone Před 4 lety +5

      They get wet at the thought of war for the rest of us I guess. Arm chair warriors.....

    • @Kesiif
      @Kesiif Před 4 lety

      @@TheSynthZone well of course the youth may get drafted and the boomers hate them

    • @dfmn979
      @dfmn979 Před 4 lety

      Mark Keller you guys are constantly crying about something. Snowflake best fits you and your fellow dem buds.

    • @Kesiif
      @Kesiif Před 4 lety +4

      @@dfmn979 lol the right wimg called Obama wearing a tan suit a scandal. 2020 trumps trying to instigate ww3 and everyone's like ok

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller Před 4 lety +2

      @@dfmn979 We cry about how your leaders get things wrong, we cry over how gullible your side's voting base are.
      We "cry" to keep from laughing at your side, because that would be very rude.

  • @ujjawalpanchal
    @ujjawalpanchal Před 4 lety +258

    That trump entrance was straight out of an anime. lmao.

    • @tashastidwell4517
      @tashastidwell4517 Před 4 lety +5

      Heeeeeeeehhhhheeeeehhhhhh😁😂😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😯😯😯😂😂😂

    • @margrethkakuva1066
      @margrethkakuva1066 Před 4 lety +4

      😁😁😁😂true

    • @mawile3037
      @mawile3037 Před 4 lety +4

      Bro I was like " can we get more light on him " sheesh

    • @BoldAlphawolf
      @BoldAlphawolf Před 4 lety +5

      Lol the doors opening/closing themselves made that shit super edgy lol

    • @derechteDavos
      @derechteDavos Před 4 lety +3

      i had the imperial march playing in my head.

  • @ibrahimmansour615
    @ibrahimmansour615 Před 4 lety +343

    "War doesn't decide who is right....only who is left"
    -Bertrand Russell-

    • @kaydnburns5935
      @kaydnburns5935 Před 4 lety +1

      Ibrahim Mansour Bertrand russel wasn’t the person who made that quote. Sun su did in the art of war

    • @dependent-wafer-177
      @dependent-wafer-177 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kaydnburns5935 Sun Tzu*

    • @ibrahimmansour615
      @ibrahimmansour615 Před 4 lety

      @@kaydnburns5935 well i heard that there's alot of debate around that but honestly i could care less about who said it,all i care about is how meaningful and deep these words are ❤

    • @kaydnburns5935
      @kaydnburns5935 Před 4 lety

      @@ibrahimmansour615 Well bertrand russell was born in the 1800's and sun tzu was born in 500bc so definitely wasnt bertrand lol

  • @ricoroman1824
    @ricoroman1824 Před 4 lety +73

    If he's not high, get him a doctor because all is not well.

  • @freindlich8112
    @freindlich8112 Před 4 lety +71

    Iran did a great job de-auscultating this crazy shit.

    • @goldeneaglereborn
      @goldeneaglereborn Před 4 lety +10

      Nope they failed horribly. They killed 175 passengers who where a commercial flight

    • @theduccubus1946
      @theduccubus1946 Před 4 lety

      @@goldeneaglereborn you're thinking of iraq and syria

    • @oddode7796
      @oddode7796 Před 4 lety +8

      @@theduccubus1946 no man haven't you heard? They accidentally shot a civilian airplane when they launched the missiles

    • @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her
      @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her Před 4 lety +10

      @@oddode7796 , It wasn't those particular missiles. That was several hours later and elsewhere in origin, and were surface-to-air missiles, not surface-to-ground as the coordinated strikes were. It was the airline's or pilots' actons; they flew that plane toward a no-fly zone, for whatever reason didn't heed warnings, and so were shot down by missile defenses. Tragic, but not the same event, nor an act of malicious intent. Just defense of a sensitive zone, something our own military would have done if an aircraft entered one of our own. I hope they can find out why the pilot/s deviated from their charted route. All those innocent people gone because of a mistake. :(

    • @NoahStars
      @NoahStars Před 4 lety +2

      @@ZaCloud-Animations___she-her make sense to me. when a country got air strike, they will increase the air highway defence right?

  • @shakespearmyth3324
    @shakespearmyth3324 Před 4 lety +681

    imagine twitter in your childs history books

    • @viva540
      @viva540 Před 4 lety +11

      It would’ve been there even without Donald trump, right around the rise of technology Twitter is the most famous platform of social media

    • @shakespearmyth3324
      @shakespearmyth3324 Před 4 lety +1

      @@viva540 true that

    • @marshmallowsofthedamned
      @marshmallowsofthedamned Před 4 lety +6

      I'm a senior in high school. Twitter is already in the history books.

    • @silvendumbu8356
      @silvendumbu8356 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gettyfeet9119
      @gettyfeet9119 Před 4 lety +3

      Screenshots on pg.143

  • @saynotololi
    @saynotololi Před 4 lety +319

    Lmao they had him looking like Jesus when he walked out the door. 😂

    • @rubotomy
      @rubotomy Před 4 lety +8

      Donald Trump: The American Jesus
      Lol

    • @Spadezz937
      @Spadezz937 Před 4 lety +1

      SayNoToLoli czcams.com/video/9tHs52bzCWM/video.html

    • @j.christie2594
      @j.christie2594 Před 4 lety +4

      "Chosen One".

    • @iamme8418
      @iamme8418 Před 4 lety +1

      Rewatching it in "Now" Perspective (:
      czcams.com/video/s7gDXtRS0jo/video.html

    • @bailodescalza
      @bailodescalza Před 4 lety +9

      Nah, it looks like he's coming out for a spaceship... Space Force!!!!🤣

  • @alikhd23
    @alikhd23 Před 4 lety +19

    Iran sent a message to the Americans:"Yes we can tatget you and we are not afraid"

    • @AW-pl3ou
      @AW-pl3ou Před 4 lety

      Ali Khd I-ran announced immediately after shooting paper rockets that it had "killed 80 Amerekans!!" later, an airplane with 82 passengers died, so sad

    • @ah306
      @ah306 Před 3 lety

      @@AW-pl3ou remember these numbers: 11, 20, 34, 52, 67, 120...

  • @dumisanitsotetsi2272
    @dumisanitsotetsi2272 Před 4 lety +69

    When Trump came out that door I immediately heard John Cena "my time is now"

  • @rosewhite7276
    @rosewhite7276 Před 4 lety +208

    Hey i am ordinary Iranian citizen and i love people from west just like 99 percent of Iranians! Screw politics. We people are people and love your people just like we love ourselves. We have our own dreams and life and hate politics. Peace and love from Tehran after a night of snowfall.

    • @tashastidwell4517
      @tashastidwell4517 Před 4 lety +19

      We love you also

    • @SkyyHyyInt
      @SkyyHyyInt Před 4 lety +20

      Let's smoke some Iranian weed together,and trade some history

    • @BiG_SorD
      @BiG_SorD Před 4 lety +12

      These politicians are not our decision makers we don’t want war.

    • @livefreeordie5534
      @livefreeordie5534 Před 4 lety +1

      I have known for a long time the vast majority of Iranian people are good people, like the U.S. But what about your hardliners in government ? I noticed you said you hate politics. But, are you ok with them ? Or, would you rather have a democracy ?

    • @rosewhite7276
      @rosewhite7276 Před 4 lety +12

      AJ Maine We both must ignore hardliners from both sides, conflict is what they want! I do not wanna see any beautiful young Iranian or American die because of some ugly elders!

  • @thecarlob_007
    @thecarlob_007 Před 4 lety +335

    Just when the world breathed a sigh of relief....
    FOX News: hold our beer.

    • @akraidiant4078
      @akraidiant4078 Před 4 lety +3

      More like
      Hold our peace

    • @AmazingJayB51
      @AmazingJayB51 Před 4 lety +8

      I usually hate hold my beer comments but this one is good!😂👍🏽

    • @rahcollier7006
      @rahcollier7006 Před 4 lety +20

      I know they're a business and they gotta pander to a base, but they also have a direct influence on that base and they know that includes Trump. What sickens me is how irresponsible they're being with this. They have the power to influence whether we have a war or not, and there's no way they don't know it.

    • @zacharyawazos2812
      @zacharyawazos2812 Před 4 lety +16

      @@rahcollier7006 Yeah dude that fox shit at the end was actually kind of terrifying after all the laughs I had before it XD

    • @5pctLowBattery
      @5pctLowBattery Před 4 lety +10

      The Propaganda machine faux news is working overtime.

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster Před 4 lety +134

    When Iran has more tact and intelligence than our president

    • @Kilo_444
      @Kilo_444 Před 4 lety +1

      just me nah

    • @Sethxz
      @Sethxz Před 4 lety +7

      Love the way they tactfully murder gay people and protestors as well. Easy to miss with all that tact they have I know.

    • @ak3617
      @ak3617 Před 4 lety +3

      Um....really? After they shot down a civilian airplane you still say this? An app on my phone tells me what plane is flying over my head. These guys are clowns.

    • @natnuss98
      @natnuss98 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Sethxz like so many other countries do.... It's sad but that's not the reason to be in war, don't fight unjust things with more injustice.

    • @natnuss98
      @natnuss98 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Wood97718 the Russian government, the Saudi government and I imagine many more... The world just doesn't simultaneously change... It's sad but it's true. But it's not like committing more gruesome crimes is going to change that. Nobody should step morally below what we wouldn't like being done to us.

  • @semsho1071
    @semsho1071 Před 4 lety +10

    War rise and fall, tragedies occur, people die, yet this is still being used as a humor material

  • @Timeisright
    @Timeisright Před 4 lety +726

    “Trump mouth missing more target than iranian missiles “🤣🤣🤣

    • @GHustle4
      @GHustle4 Před 4 lety +9

      mbczsfhkpiyrw when I heard it live I really said “how tf does his people say mannnn just stfu”

    • @hannahduh8371
      @hannahduh8371 Před 4 lety +5

      I laughed so hard. Thank you.

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen Před 4 lety +6

      Thats really funny but in fact these missiles were actually rather precise, and I think that was the point, it was a warning.

    • @catonpillow
      @catonpillow Před 4 lety +3

      The missiles actually hit all the targets, you can look up the pictures of the damage that the bases took. But let's that stay between us, let's not ruin Trevor's one-liner :)

    • @interfectorium804
      @interfectorium804 Před 4 lety +12

      @Greg Rim Lmfao your president is freaking dumb mate. He's the reason all of this is happening. You're all over your head RN. Stop being mob minded and think. Where is the proof for the attack? You guys have been stealing so much from Iran at this point. All of this is coming from an Indian guy(we're supposed to be allies). Honestly you guys have the highest number of racists and I'm actually expecting a racist response.

  • @thealeph165
    @thealeph165 Před 4 lety +340

    “Preventive war is like committing suicide out of fear of death.”
    ― Otto von Bismarck
    basically sums this conflict up

    • @poploli2660
      @poploli2660 Před 4 lety +3

      DinoMight elaborate pls

    • @HellStr82
      @HellStr82 Před 4 lety +5

      Great man but he lived in different times

    • @22ndf
      @22ndf Před 4 lety

      Elaborate

    • @HellStr82
      @HellStr82 Před 4 lety

      @@22ndf I think he wants to say about Bismark when he went to war because he knew they would eventually have to and not doing it would mean a nation's suicide

    • @mikemcklieve
      @mikemcklieve Před 4 lety

      that dude cant even drive a car and u wanna compare his word to modernization era?

  • @honestopinion1486
    @honestopinion1486 Před 4 lety +50

    Iranians should go after every Trump Property and business. In this way, Iran can win the hearts of the American People and Destroy Trump Economically without going to war. A win Win!

    • @erionsufa9029
      @erionsufa9029 Před 4 lety +4

      Iranian regime (which in november killed 1500 protestors) wining the hearts of leftist Americans seems about right.

    • @TheCatLady65
      @TheCatLady65 Před 4 lety +6

      @@erionsufa9029 More blood on the hands of the USA. The USA overthrowing the democratically elected government of Iran in 1953 and installing a brutal dictator in its place has led to the current situation in that country. It's called "consequences". I suggest you learn some history before displaying your ingnorance

    • @erionsufa9029
      @erionsufa9029 Před 4 lety +2

      ​@@TheCatLady65 That has nothing to do with what i said you dumb bitch...

    • @celestialrex551
      @celestialrex551 Před 4 lety +1

      @@erionsufa9029 Iran will fuck you up well my man all republicans will be fucked . LONG LIVE IRAN , love from UK

    • @shayansikander996
      @shayansikander996 Před 4 lety +2

      @@erionsufa9029 How many Native Americans were killed ??? Only 3.4 percent remains so, I believe that's more than 1500. And don't even let me get started on Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Vietnam, Cuba How many people American regime and Army has killed?
      CIA Funded to form Taliban Al-Qaida to kick USSR from Afghanistan.
      Shah of Iran who was a dictator was Americas darling in 1970s.
      Musharraf another dictator was Americas Darling.
      And you guys teach Democracy To whole world when clearly you only support Dictator Regimes in Asian continent.

  • @lisaschreiber2893
    @lisaschreiber2893 Před 4 lety +19

    "what if they're watching the irishman" LMAOOOOO

  • @Hexanitrobenzene
    @Hexanitrobenzene Před 4 lety +165

    Iran made a very honorable decision to inform of an impending attack.
    Meanwhile, USA behaved like backstabbers. Suleimani arrived via commercial flight to civilian airport and was bombed with several other people, including high-ranking iraqi official.

    • @ahmednishaal9432
      @ahmednishaal9432 Před 4 lety +6

      In maybe 5 years you will find out the real truth and motives behind the attack. Trump will get a way with it. So much for the people who said "look for the Dems motive" during the impeachment trial.

    • @kylekairu2816
      @kylekairu2816 Před 4 lety +6

      Right. Like that makes up for all of the shit Iran’s pulled in the past. I don’t like Trump, but for goodness sake, don’t jeopardize your own dignity to spite him.

    • @jackdaniels9179
      @jackdaniels9179 Před 4 lety +7

      @@kylekairu2816 he's not. What he said was on the level.

    • @paulthomas5860
      @paulthomas5860 Před 4 lety +2

      Ahmed Nishaal Simple: A terrorist was killed for planning & supporting taking a life & attacking US soil (our embassy in Iraq). Very simple. Iran must stop paying for & planning terror killings against US assets and people, or Iran will suffer more conflict beyond their desire.

    • @MichelleSHawkins
      @MichelleSHawkins Před 4 lety +15

      Paul Thomas You do know we deposed their democratically elected president to put our puppet the shah in power.

  • @A.N_BLAK
    @A.N_BLAK Před 4 lety +253

    Sometimes I swear we're all in the "Truman Show"

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 Před 4 lety +4

    The more I watch, the more I'm becoming less American...

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 Před 4 lety +300

    "Throw in some ports and infrastructure." How about we build some over here for once.

    • @believe2261
      @believe2261 Před 4 lety +1

      go back to whatever country you came from you liberal swine.

    • @ChildOfTheLie96
      @ChildOfTheLie96 Před 4 lety +13

      @@believe2261 Nice contribution! I thought liberal swine were the ones that just insulted aimlessly without FACTS and LOGIC?

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 Před 4 lety +6

      Don't you remember trump's infrastructure plan during his campaign? He's ALL FOR improving infrastructure, at the expense of for-profit corporations who will then charge citizens tolls, rent, fees etc. to use them!

    • @believe2261
      @believe2261 Před 4 lety

      Will Snyder well considering they don’t listen to reason or logic the only avenue of approach I’m left with is to fight stupid with stupid. Thank you for the concern though.

    • @ChildOfTheLie96
      @ChildOfTheLie96 Před 4 lety +4

      @@believe2261 I'm open to reason and/or logic! Douse me with some!

  • @ronaldcatre1392
    @ronaldcatre1392 Před 4 lety +444

    "Young man dying and old man talking, you know this, this is politics"- odyssius

    • @genki2705
      @genki2705 Před 4 lety +23

      “War is young men dying and old men talking”
      ― Franklin D. Roosevelt

    • @MrJoeylj
      @MrJoeylj Před 4 lety +4

      I see you either seen Troy, the Odyssey, or read the book by Homer,or a big Frank Roosevelt fan

    • @snowmoon7385
      @snowmoon7385 Před 4 lety +4

      You got it.

    • @MetroidMother
      @MetroidMother Před 4 lety +9

      "When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die" - Linkin Park

    • @luvmibratt
      @luvmibratt Před 4 lety +2

      @@MetroidMother 😉😔

  • @meringue-tasticconfections1852

    Lol everyone thought there would be WWIII, but iran just stepped back! 😂

  • @sn2464
    @sn2464 Před 4 lety +9

    Deliberately avoiding is something
    Missing , is something else

  • @Kiev-en-3-jours
    @Kiev-en-3-jours Před 4 lety +258

    "As long as I'm president of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon."
    Then why did you break a deal that had already achieved that and do all you can so they have no other solution than going for it again?

    • @ImaginaryChannel
      @ImaginaryChannel Před 4 lety +21

      Because any deal he didn't make is supposed to be a bad deal. Truth or consequences don't really matter, as long as he thinks he looks good.

    • @JacoLuus
      @JacoLuus Před 4 lety +5

      Why did he break the deal here is a clue en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_the_Joint_Comprehensive_Plan_of_Action, the problem is you can impose as much gun control you like in a country it's not going to have any effect on violent crime, the criminals do not buy legal guns. Here is South Africa we have 20 000 murders a year, and very strict gun laws. They will sign it but carry on terrorizing the region, which they did after signing the deal. Go figure.

    • @hanfred
      @hanfred Před 4 lety +8

      @@JacoLuus That's because you need enough police to enforce those gun laws. If you do that, illegal guns become more and more expensive, because they are less and less easy to get.

    • @harrytinoa9236
      @harrytinoa9236 Před 4 lety +1

      It was Obama

    • @donr.wetter186
      @donr.wetter186 Před 4 lety +3

      He didn’t like the Obama signature

  • @sanaabdalkaeem6588
    @sanaabdalkaeem6588 Před 4 lety +248

    Enough is enough , I live in Iraq and we’re not a playground for your war

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 4 lety +8

      sana abd alkaeem I found it very distressing that they are saying the letter on the removal of our troops from your country was sent mistakenly. We should be held to it.

    • @tashastidwell4517
      @tashastidwell4517 Před 4 lety

      This level of fury needs to be posted on some fox reporters channel baby girl uuuuuuunnnnnless your kidding in that Case 😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnschopf4267
      @johnschopf4267 Před 4 lety +13

      My friend was in the Iraq war. He said the Iraq people were so happy they hugged and cheered the us troops. I dont believe you at all. You probably live in California. Tell the truth

    • @wileecoyote5749
      @wileecoyote5749 Před 4 lety +8

      There's internet in Iraq? Holy shit

    • @scameme2610
      @scameme2610 Před 4 lety +13

      @@wileecoyote5749 there is a talking Coyote in U.S.!! omg

  • @checkmattee222
    @checkmattee222 Před 4 lety +6

    4:04 "...will not be toleraieied.."🤣

  • @kiledale5508
    @kiledale5508 Před 4 lety +10

    his VP is trying so hard not to smash his face on the podium.

  • @lht9600
    @lht9600 Před 4 lety +129

    This type of action is know as “hold me back bro” 💀 💀 1:42

  • @drewngure
    @drewngure Před 4 lety +187

    "Throw in some ports and infrastructure." Sometimes I think it just never registers in some people's head what an airstrike is.

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire Před 4 lety +26

      Those same people are huge fans of those old Westerns, action movies and war movies where the guns never needed to be reloaded and every shot was a kill... the world's brought to the brink of another unneeded war, and these chumps think they're watching a movie about Narnia.

    • @drewngure
      @drewngure Před 4 lety +3

      @@EvilFookaire you must be right!

    • @unanuevapecula
      @unanuevapecula Před 4 lety +4

      people who would never be seen on the frontline.

    • @shawnshurtz9147
      @shawnshurtz9147 Před 4 lety +9

      @@EvilFookaire how about everyone stay out of other people's countries. Stop starting wars. This was initiated by our tyrant president. Who says he wants to worry about only our country.

    • @josephsimon3721
      @josephsimon3721 Před 4 lety +1

      @@shawnshurtz9147 well if a country that chants"death to American" is making nuclear weapons and has a history of attacks, id be pretty concerned and keep a good eye on them, aka a base in that region of the world for easy access

  • @adultishgambino8713
    @adultishgambino8713 Před 4 lety +33

    “They’re gonna get hit hard”
    “We’re GonnA DeStrOy Them”
    Military/Trump proceeds to do the opposite

    • @believe2261
      @believe2261 Před 4 lety

      Joyful Potato go back to whatever country you came from you liberal swine.

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil Před 4 lety +2

      Fox sounded like a loud Pomeranian dog

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco Před 4 lety

      @@believe2261 Give back the country to the indians and go back to the different countries your immigrant ancestors came from, you fascist pig.

    • @macvadda2318
      @macvadda2318 Před 4 lety +1

      holamoco17 you can’t use things that America did hundreds of years ago against us, and also not to mention most major countries have a history of killing natives to get land, and many countries did things far worse to natives than America

    • @adultishgambino8713
      @adultishgambino8713 Před 4 lety +1

      Justin Rowslerr I am American lol

  • @mohammedkone5847
    @mohammedkone5847 Před 4 lety +1

    The "hold me back bro" joke is too funny lmao

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 Před 4 lety +44

    Dear, Iran that was too nice of you!
    Thank you!
    Now it's time to get back to impeachmeant ☕️

  • @roberthong2621
    @roberthong2621 Před 4 lety +614

    "Iran will never be allowed to have an nuclear weapon"
    Says the guy who trashed the nuclear deal made by Obama.

    • @zakariab9591
      @zakariab9591 Před 4 lety +34

      @Making Gainz And America is allowed to have nuclear weapons? America telling everyone that they can not have nuclear weapons is just pathetic.

    • @roberthong2621
      @roberthong2621 Před 4 lety +10

      @@zakariab9591 I know right? That's why there's a nuclear deal. It doesn't say you're not allowed to have nuclear weapons, just not allowed to use them.

    • @eduwino151
      @eduwino151 Před 4 lety +9

      @@zakariab9591 america doesnt run around threatening to wipe out countries for worshipping a different like Islamic lunatics

    • @REY4EVERMAN
      @REY4EVERMAN Před 4 lety +46

      @@eduwino151 No, America just destabilizes countries that doesn't let them take advantage of their oil resources.

    • @zakariab9591
      @zakariab9591 Před 4 lety +15

      @@eduwino151 And what Islamic lunatics say that? Terorristic organisations like Isis are relatively so small, they are like 0,001% of the whole Muslim population. Don't get deluded what people tell you. There is no such thing as no tolerance for other religions in Islam. We are even obliged to give people of other religions their rights to worship and to live like they want.

  • @veelcreed5584
    @veelcreed5584 Před 4 lety +7

    I really love how Trevor analyzes everything...

    • @HelloWorld-kq3jt
      @HelloWorld-kq3jt Před 4 lety

      Veel Creed He needs to go save South Africa. We do not need him

  • @chrislucy1589
    @chrislucy1589 Před 4 lety +37

    Fox and friends need to dial back the caffeine just a tad.

  • @alessiodelcastillo1613
    @alessiodelcastillo1613 Před 4 lety +784

    "So Trump how did you evade war?"
    Trump: *I R A N*

    • @trevorz459
      @trevorz459 Před 4 lety +10

      You stole my comment sorta lol 😂

    • @treefiddytwoo
      @treefiddytwoo Před 4 lety +7

      not with his bone spurs, poor guy #KAGA2020

    • @christelheadington1136
      @christelheadington1136 Před 4 lety +2

      -I ran

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum Před 4 lety +2

      So long as a regime isn't extra double-plus bat-shit insane, Trump can do nearly anything he wants, without retaliatory conflict escalation, because, well, we would always...I don't want to say "win", but we would always "not lose"...and usually win. So, sovereign nations don't fuck around with that. Terrorists, oh yeah, night and day. But sovereign nations know that we sponsor coups and regime changes like they are our friggin' bread and butter, since WWII babaaaayyy!! The thing that pisses me off about Trump is, every other president has managed to be discrete about that. Trump is openly dick-swinging and the sob will honestly come out of it smelling like a daisy. Yet again, creating a problem that didn't exist, and then solving it in the most disgusting way possible, doing a victory wave, and then moving on to his next massive fuckup.

    • @surdoito8385
      @surdoito8385 Před 4 lety

      HighburyAFCSoul czcams.com/video/pnyvUM5MmWE/video.html

  • @TheEdwinb1
    @TheEdwinb1 Před 4 lety +141

    This is why reality TV stars shouldn't be voted into office.

    • @turkishgypsy270
      @turkishgypsy270 Před 4 lety +5

      This is why failed comedians shouldnt have a talk show about politics😂

    • @djandrewification
      @djandrewification Před 4 lety +4

      And Hillary wouldve been better? She said she wouldnt hesitate to take military action against Iran when it came to a situation like this.

    • @turkishgypsy270
      @turkishgypsy270 Před 4 lety +1

      @@djandrewification not just hillary. Trump was a better choice than any of these idiotic left politicians😂 before 2016 election there were a few dems i liked. But since then trump has really shown every1 how desperate pathetic manipulative and hateful the left really is

    • @Marilynnyams
      @Marilynnyams Před 4 lety

      @@turkishgypsy270 which failed comedian?👀

    • @Youbeentagged
      @Youbeentagged Před 4 lety +1

      @@turkishgypsy270 actually, Trevor noah's show is really good, even though it never shows the truth

  • @monikhadka
    @monikhadka Před 4 lety +25

    Iran: takes revenge on America
    America: oh you have done it now

  • @joseborjas9011
    @joseborjas9011 Před 4 lety +2

    Thats the most unusual entrance! !!!

  • @Sunshine-ui8bu
    @Sunshine-ui8bu Před 4 lety +126

    Six hours? That’s the nicest strike I seen

    • @randomvidsnow991
      @randomvidsnow991 Před 4 lety +15

      Literally 😂😂😂😂😂😂 America would never

    • @pauladriansodario1628
      @pauladriansodario1628 Před 4 lety +14

      You should let your brain works. The US army base is on iraq which is not their enemy and they dont want any innocent people to die, i guess the point is to destroy the US base and the weapons. If its the US country they would just completely launched missile everywhere

    • @johnnyxp64
      @johnnyxp64 Před 4 lety +3

      not so "nice" when they hit a civilian airline and killed 176 innocent people!!!

    • @quran1012
      @quran1012 Před 4 lety +4

      @@johnnyxp64 Most of them were Iranian citizens. If it wasn't a technical fault it was definitely not deliberate

    • @johnnyxp64
      @johnnyxp64 Před 4 lety

      @@quran1012 the ethnicity of innecent people makes a difference to you? and no wasn't a technical problem that destroyed the plane mid air. few months ago Iran anti aircraft missile hit another country thousands kilometers away ( Cyprus) and by pure luck landed on a mountain few kms away from the capital City! Iran needs to put their shit together and aim properly! mistakes are not forgiven in war!

  • @zach.gilpin
    @zach.gilpin Před 4 lety +377

    Trump is really leaving his mark before he goes

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 4 lety +20

      Z G Yeah: we’re about as popular as a Trump business following bankruptcy

    • @joebloggs9805
      @joebloggs9805 Před 4 lety +7

      Well said, I think Trump did this just so he could stand up & say “we got him” as if in some way that puts him up with the best Presidents...

    • @ms.rlsteele351
      @ms.rlsteele351 Před 4 lety

      @@joebloggs9805 he says "better," by a lightyear. The best. NOOOObody ever could get it done like he did.

    • @lilsammich8252
      @lilsammich8252 Před 4 lety +5

      Skid mark?

    • @alexandracruz3435
      @alexandracruz3435 Před 4 lety +3

      Skidmarks

  • @doge5603
    @doge5603 Před 4 lety +1

    " Hold me back bro "
    its killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sylviamartinz5872
    @sylviamartinz5872 Před 4 lety +2

    2:51 This guy's laughter was something 😂 😂 😂

  • @auseryt
    @auseryt Před 4 lety +466

    "Trumps mouth was missing more targets than the iranian missiles" ... YMMD!

    • @melissabrabank8840
      @melissabrabank8840 Před 4 lety +4

      Daily show the show for cowards

    • @eramires
      @eramires Před 4 lety +2

      ikr lmfao

    • @auseryt
      @auseryt Před 4 lety +10

      @@melissabrabank8840 Really? So you mean Trump, who is afraid of the reveal of his tax payments, of the reveal of the emails and documents in relation to the ukrain scandal, who is afraid of the testemonies of Bolton etc., ... he is also watching this? I mean he is the biggest coward ever so if you are right he must, right?

    • @auseryt
      @auseryt Před 4 lety +4

      @Sabrina Dugan If he released the tax returns why is supreme curt still deciding about the release?
      What about bidens son, how is NOT working for a russion company. It was an ukrainian one and what's with it? Why you ask ME about Bidens son?

    • @armintaw5175
      @armintaw5175 Před 4 lety +1

      Melissa Brabank stfu u sound dumb

  • @jadedcode8953
    @jadedcode8953 Před 4 lety +136

    5:04 oh my god. I can't believe a newscaster is saying something like that. I worry about people who watch FOX only.

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 Před 4 lety +3

      Don't go to the comments sections of their videos.

    • @yaldashams3978
      @yaldashams3978 Před 4 lety +2

      Unfortunately a lot

    • @nopenopenope1988
      @nopenopenope1988 Před 4 lety +8

      This is quite frightening indeed, the question really is how many poeple think this way and what's the most efficient way of changing them. I do believe that the greatest part of humanity is actually good natured and that you can change the way those poeple like the news reporter are thinking by helping them with their personal problems and overcoming their fears, motivating them to be a better person.

    • @GuitarJester89
      @GuitarJester89 Před 4 lety +3

      I feel bad for anyone who listens to any media outlet. Fox is bad. CNN is worse. People need to start just researching info themselves.

    • @believe2261
      @believe2261 Před 4 lety

      Truth go back to whatever country you came from you liberal swine.

  • @Teko_M
    @Teko_M Před 4 lety

    "hold me back bro" sent me 😂😂😂

  • @joshlundy78
    @joshlundy78 Před 4 lety +2

    2:52 That dude laughing made me blow up

  • @abwgaming
    @abwgaming Před 4 lety +236

    “War is rich old men protecting their wealth by sending lower and middle class young men off to die." - George Carlin
    except im not someone with an imperialist flag pfp

    • @voodooros
      @voodooros Před 4 lety +2

      Rich people don't like war. That's the bullshit myth spread by socialists to justify their hatred against rich. Ironically, most warmongering people are poor people.

    • @GOGA_DON
      @GOGA_DON Před 4 lety +14

      @@voodooros who you are ? Are you fuckin Rothschild ?

    • @uknwselfmade9694
      @uknwselfmade9694 Před 4 lety +3

      @@GOGA_DON lmfao

    • @josuem7398
      @josuem7398 Před 4 lety +2

      @@voodooros then why did profits of Ford, Morgan, Carnegie, and Rockefeller hit an all time high during war? They sell material to the government which is paid off through economic deficit and debts which we the people pay for later never the elite

    • @uminurzahidah8868
      @uminurzahidah8868 Před 4 lety +1

      @@voodooros Aha! So, Stalin was poor? Bush was poor? And now, is Trump poor? In wars, the rich community was the ones who suffers the most huh? Arent they the ones who will always flee the country to Switzerland or some other rich countries as safe haven? And the casualties on news, why do I always see the poor people? Or do you consider them to be rich, too?

  • @SilverSkyfer
    @SilverSkyfer Před 4 lety +34

    That one guy that was laughing very loud made this clip very enjoyable for me. Thanks man for the contagious laugh

  • @KingAvatarak
    @KingAvatarak Před 4 lety

    I watched that too. Did it sound like he was saying Tourists instead of Terrorists to anyone else?

  • @riversunhawk6192
    @riversunhawk6192 Před 4 lety

    I was waiting to hear him say "your fired!" Lol

  • @AnimeWolf5193
    @AnimeWolf5193 Před 4 lety +74

    I feel like one of those parents who is JUST DONE with their screaming toddler.

  • @KimberleyLynneM
    @KimberleyLynneM Před 4 lety +51

    Oh man. When I heard Trump say “tolerided” on LIVE TV, I thought, “That’s gonna be on Trevor Noah tonight!”

    • @hayleyb467
      @hayleyb467 Před 4 lety +1

      All of 'em (Jimmy, Jimmy, Stephen, Seth, James, etc.) not just Trevor Noah

  • @honeyshah3977
    @honeyshah3977 Před 4 lety

    Have not laughed this hard in soo long 😂🤣 Thank u Trevor Noah

  • @rasclotify
    @rasclotify Před 4 lety +2

    2:51 Ya know that very first opening scene in Star Wars where we see Darth Vader for the very 1st time as he enters the ship? Yeah, pretty much.

  • @Awdal_State
    @Awdal_State Před 4 lety +26

    this type of action is known as 'HOLD ME BACK BRO ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michael_swardh
    @michael_swardh Před 4 lety +205

    The general to his left look like WTF is he talking about :P

    • @believe2261
      @believe2261 Před 4 lety

      Michael Swärdh go back to whatever country you came from you liberal swine.

    • @user-xb9yv2ci4c
      @user-xb9yv2ci4c Před 4 lety +9

      @@believe2261 Hello, Russian bot!

    • @believe2261
      @believe2261 Před 4 lety

      Mr420Spy it’s called a VPN 😂😂😂 I can set it to any location I want. Get rekt son.

    • @JonnyRunning
      @JonnyRunning Před 4 lety

      @Mr420Spy Hi friend could you please share how you get a creators IP? Is it their channel?

    • @Bulls-eye4795
      @Bulls-eye4795 Před 4 lety

      @@believe2261 Dumbass

  • @tobinbtm
    @tobinbtm Před 4 lety +2

    “My dearest twitter” lmfao

  • @alexwatson8101
    @alexwatson8101 Před 4 lety +1

    Being hit by our missile for the first time in 80 years and making memes of it...
    You brave americans😂

  • @alysaroocker3428
    @alysaroocker3428 Před 4 lety +87

    Been waiting for this all dayyyyyyy

  • @rndmcreater
    @rndmcreater Před 4 lety +75

    Alt. Title: Comedy channel gives better info then an actual news channel

    • @scameme2610
      @scameme2610 Před 4 lety +3

      Believe it or not I always come here to know what really happened

    • @pushwiseman4095
      @pushwiseman4095 Před 4 lety +2

      I wouldn't trust them for news jokes maybe but they are fairly bias and tend to only show one side of the story.

    • @OPGaming-hx4hb
      @OPGaming-hx4hb Před 4 lety

      But he didn’t say anything that really happened. he downplayed our actions and then made it sound like we were the bad guys..... how was that news

  • @denantori1321
    @denantori1321 Před 4 lety

    The targeting was more sloppy than my cooking skills

  • @CALEBBYPRODUCTIONS
    @CALEBBYPRODUCTIONS Před 4 lety

    Hold me back bro.
    Lol. Made my day

  • @alejandromelecio8416
    @alejandromelecio8416 Před 4 lety +238

    Impeachment he's trying to get the public to forget it.

    • @brokesxs2547
      @brokesxs2547 Před 4 lety +8

      Forget what ? That impeachment meant nothing

    • @KingBasieSims4
      @KingBasieSims4 Před 4 lety +4

      So since there's no war does it mean he can finally be impeached? Trying to understand American politics.

    • @brokesxs2547
      @brokesxs2547 Před 4 lety +1

      Ntombezinhle Tlhapane : that makes no sense ? What do you mean

    • @spectreshadowgaming8568
      @spectreshadowgaming8568 Před 4 lety +4

      Nah he’s campaigning by stoking the fire called war

    • @believe2261
      @believe2261 Před 4 lety

      Chino Rometo go back to whatever country you came from you liberal swine.

  • @eseguerito2629
    @eseguerito2629 Před 4 lety +254

    Bruh did I just have a stroke or did “These historica compliment shades are strategic proprities.”???? 4:07

    • @TheCapedArtist
      @TheCapedArtist Před 4 lety +8

      I can't understand, my brain says NO

    • @sayanbose4931
      @sayanbose4931 Před 4 lety +7

      Well he did say priorities right but can't understand anything more

    • @siddhantganguly
      @siddhantganguly Před 4 lety +11

      I think he's the one who had a stroke...everyday, for most of the day, for all of his life...

    • @WINTERwaves
      @WINTERwaves Před 4 lety +9

      "We must send a clear message!" 😂

    • @Grumpyblues
      @Grumpyblues Před 4 lety +3

      Someone had a stroke dude, but I dont think it was you 😂

  • @pawsformercy1050
    @pawsformercy1050 Před 4 lety +24

    Jesus Christ everyone at Fox News is literally ORGASMIC over the idea of going to war. SMH🤑🤑🤑

  • @DJGURR
    @DJGURR Před 4 lety

    2:51 some guy *REALLY* liked that lol

  • @tesla1017
    @tesla1017 Před 4 lety +96

    Who knew that it would be iran taking the role of wiser force here
    *Everyone except Donald trump*