Dylan Moran on Heavy Metal | Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy
Vložit
- čas přidán 11. 11. 2021
- Scotland, the country that fries their food 5 times to make sure it's dead.
Website: www.dylanmoran.com/
Twitter: @thedylanmoran
Don’t forget to subscribe to Universal Comedy for all your comedy needs - czcams.com/users/funniest...
#StandUp #Comedy #DylanMoran - Komedie
Dylan is a master of delivering his material like he just thought it up 3 seconds ago
Absolutely, and I think Izzard borrowed that style but made it *really* obvious that he was 'spontaneous' even though he obviously wasn't, mostly, but it worked and connected on an ego level to our fantasies of being the 'life and soul'. I truly hope Dylan comes back to stand up, he's a true original. 💚
But really, it is well crafted poetry
I needed to take a break I was falling about laughing and my dog got a bit indignant ......I loved Black Books, Bill Bailey is a musical genius it's just too funny. Cheers all. Sorry Dylan Moran appeared to have retired from stand up he was a genius.
It is incredibly amazing how Dylan Moran can string a series of words or disparite phrases together, look like he is doing it spontaneously, and yet come up with a thought that has you laughing until you are nearly in tears.
Just love his alternative to a skiing trip: "sitting in the comfort of your bathroom and breaking your knee with a hammer."
He really *should* write fiction. His examples and allegories are amazing.
Speaking as a metal head, I say yes to all of this. Every single bit.
I am and it's not. 🤘🏻
The “You see what I’m saying?” at the end KILLED me.
“he’s such a man even his lunch sweats” is too good
"Mr. Trattorias Bletchley Sir Single Pukeington" - Dylan Moran
Dylan's stream of conscious word-smithing is such a treasure! Love this man, could squeeze him if his wife would allow!
I expect "Ulysses" be something like this now, haven't read it yet
@@plantpowered269 The last bit kinda is, if instead of Dylan Moran you have the stream-of-consciousness delivered by a horny old Irishwoman reminiscing about her love-life. That part is better than it sounds - 10/10 would recommend. If you want complete incomprehensibility, though, try "Finnegan's Wake". That'll make your eyes curl. "It's a book so mired in misunderstanding that it makes its older, more famous brother, Ulysses, appear mainstream." (thanks. Literary Hub.) Good luck :-)
@@plantpowered269 no, its not. I love Dylan
Dylan Moran has me belly laughing by the end of his stream of consciousness rant - loved his jokes about Jason Statham - he had it done pat.
He has a point, I broke my knee by slipping on a tiny patch of ice right in front of my own home, much more convenient
That's fucking hilarious 😂
Dylan Moran is so delightfully unhinged. One of my favorites.
American here, did not even know who Moran was until a couple weeks ago but the first clip I ever watched I just about died laughing and so I am quite enjoying all these clips now. Yes, the “wordsmithing”. Yes brilliant!
I hope you stumbled onto his series Black Books
watch black books!
Just booked tickets to see him for a 3rd time.
I honestly feel a bit guilty about being that lucky.
But I missed seeing Prince and was really ill when I'd booked to see Bill Burr in the UK... so screw it.
No guilt for me 😂
I concur with the majority of responses in this thread.
Go buy the complete set of Black Books now.
Give Shaun of the Dead a watch too
If anyone can make use of the absurd and turn it into something memorable, it's him!
Any intact blood vessels that were left in my face have just burst from laughing. This man is sooooo funny.
So good !
Had to look up Jason Statham...
I so love Dylan Moran, love him for making me laugh so much - in a time which offers so little reason for laughter.
Please, please keep making the world a better place!
Dylan's description of the folly of skiing floats alongside Rita Rudner's definition of water-skiing as the process of being dragged behind a boat. Priceless! Just sit at home & smash your knees with a hammer....
"Jason could never make love to another man!" 😂
Dylan, you magnificent fool!
Unless...
Is he referring to what I think he’s referring to? Lol
Dylan is the "in the pub around the corner"-version of Eddie Izzard.
Eddie Izzard is higher educated and ages smarter than Dylan. They are just funny on the same level.
Cross eyed Mary of the lowlands, I'm dedicating this to my wife 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
It has to be one of the greatest song fusions ever. Both are en E minor, so it should be a smooth transition, although the time signatures vary quite drastically, but with some yummy prog bridge to tie them up together it would be an awesome thing to listen to and sing along to.
"Heavy metal is what happens when a group of people with competitively disgusting appearances come together to try to kill air."
As a metalhead, can confirm
He obviously never saw Phantom Blue or any of the other female metal bands. Most of them are pretty hot.
Loved that line 🤣🤣🤣
@@phantomechelon3628 Or, and this is just a theory, he's telling a joke.
As a goth/metal head I thought it was hilarious somethings true other skits pure embellishments as comedy often is that subtle truths with a lot of made up stories with view points most wouldn’t mention due to people being dry shites that can’t laugh anymore they just say LOL!!! And have “im offended” fits 🤣.
I was keeping it together until the "you know what I'm saying?" at the end 😂
Me too 🤣
After all that delicious word salad, just.... "see what I'm saying?"
This fella is awesome!
Skiing again. For no reason. Hahaha. 😂😂😂
"little pots of toasted death"
I love when he forgets what he was going to say next. After all these years I still cannot tell if he's serious or not when he says it. Especially when he tells the audience not to clap or he'll forget what he was going to say and then when they laugh, he tells them that that's even worse!
I've seen a clip of him doing that, and yeah, it's hard to tell if he's earnest or not.
The opposite to that is a guy like Dara O'Briain who lives for the challenge of riffing on whatever the audience tells him. But of course not matter what they say it inevitably leads to the nonsense he has prepared, just like an experienced teacher.
@@jamesdewane1642 I've been watching a lot of both of them and they're HILARIOUS XD
Nerveless bags of glands
Lads I did a double take there ...could see Dudley Moore for a second. Never skied but had a first time disastrous run on a. Ski slope roped off for sledders. Had my infant son on my lap and shoved off? Didn't realise i'd picked a run of black ice to commit suicide on! Two of us span out of control gathering speed like a whirling dervish. My brother had snowboardered ahead of us off to the right and turned to see us coming hell for leather straight for the road at the bottom. There was a bank of snow at the bottom dumped up off the road and I seriously thought we were gonna fly up n over and rocket off into the opposite side of the road. I went crab mode and dug my heels and hands down on the ice to brake us and we finally stopped about 2ft from the bank of snow. We were the spectacle of disaster for the afternoon! I had gripped my son so hard on our plastic disc of doom he burst into tears when we stopped. A dr at the top of the run was screaming...she's got whiplash! Call an ambulance! I got up after catching my breath and just cracked up laughing. Got my son laughing and happy again. So yah. I enjoy Dylans humour because it reminds me of my off the wall life and his dry rejoindres get me busting up and falling off the chair laughing. His hosts haven't a clue how to take him and that cracks me up even more. Wicked funny! Thanks Dylan! May the road rise up to meet you every where you go! Made my heart sing to hear a mind like my own. Don't change, grand just the way you are.
"You see what I'm saying?". No not an f*ing clue, which of course, is exactly how Dylan rolls - it's just hours of hilarious bollocks.
@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE what?
‘Try to kill air’
Superb
The descriptions of music genres - perfect.
Brilliant!!!❤
Dylan's clips are a real gamble, I'll either being crying with laughter or wondering if he's having a stroke.
That man is a National Treasure. Which country? I Don't Know. I can't get off the floor I'm still laughing so hard.
Ireland my friend!
@@ericjourdain892 He`s from Navan originally
@@DocRockBaby but the question was "which country?" Not "which county?"
@@Truther2001 Good man thanks for your reply, but if I was answering "which county" I would`ve said Co. Meath, the comment above mine already answered the question, I just pinpointed the town
@@DocRockBaby I thought he sounded a bit Louth...his neighbors then lol
Pure comedy genius
If we all outsourced our manliness to Jason Statham, I'm convinced the world would be either better or worse
Folk metal will blow his mind . 😂
Yes, with such classics as Tangled Up In Transylvania, House of the Regin Blood, It's Alright Ma It's Only The Angel of Death, Disembodied Row, and Matty Groves Chainsaw Gutfuk.
Folk Metal is kinda good, but frankly, it lacks the soul and simplicity you find with, for example, Fairport Convention or Joan Baez. Obviously, during their prime in the 60s and early 70s.
Anushammer is one of my favourite bands, but the best band is the death metal band Crackdust, from Botswana.
Am I the only one who wants to buy his art that goes on in the background
Nope! I too love his art. Saw a lot on his website. Brilliant man in so many ways.
Just my thoughts about Skiing 🥶😜
as soon as he said Jason Statham.I was so fucking on board XD
Genius!
brilliant :-)
'You're becoming a Blob, so you outsource your Manliness'
Nervous bags of glands 🤣
7,5 minutes of laughing))
Class 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because you are becoming a blob, you outsource your masculinity!
😂😂
Even his lunch sweats. How does he come up with this stuff.
We aren’t Scandinavian, but definitely put out that Heavy Metal!
"He's such a MAN, even his lunch sweats".
YOU SEE HIS SUCH A MAN! EVEN HIS LUNCH SWEATS!
I'd love to see a 'Jason Stratham reacts' video with him watching this 😂
"..."kill air", "autsourscinh jour maskjuulinnittj", "lantsch svetts"..ooh, hie'sz got a million aw themm."
I notice his right hand shaking. He looks anquished. I hope he’s ok.❤️
i was thinking that, years of the drink or ms:(
It's very possible that it's benign tremor. It's genetic and affects only the hands and neck, it's not progressive.
Heavy metal is phenomenal.
so funny, hes right about jason
Egg Smuggler
Cross Eyed Mary of the Lowlands, two of my favorite songs fused to something I now really want to hear!
A song about a religious underage gypsy prostitute who turns tricks for a song on the Arabian drum, and dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel from farmers, businessmen, Kings of Tyrus, and some shaggy old perv with respiratory issues.
good stuff to see this, good old UK humour ..biting ..sense of the dark humour ..thats us!
**cough** He's Irish. Though he does live in the UK.
Oh dear. I did Jason Statham bender during lockdown. I guess that's a thing.
😂🤘🏻❤️🥂
😂🤘🏻❤️
Such imagination. Lol
Bob Dylan ref Cross-eyed Mary of the lowlands. Appreciate all movements tho. Symphony with movements.
It's Sad Eyed Lady Of The Lowlands by Bob Dylan and Cross Eyed-Mary by Jethro Tull.
I wonder what his reaction to RomComs is...
As a metalhead I was really hoping for a lot more abuse from Dylan, he is great with words and having spent time around Bill Bailey he will have had so much more material.
Metal is definitely linked to evolution, headbanging especially. It is true survival of the fittest, only the strongest most resilliant brain cells survive it.
Attraction wise, see if you can find another way of persuading groups of women to bend over slightly and shake vigorously from side to side. Most have a type and if your type is doing that you will enjoy the view from any angle.
Genre snobbery is rife in metal, and despite the genre Melodic Death Metal, many still haven't got the joke yet.
The dress code is interesting. One of my sister's friends used to go out regularly wearing a 3-4 inch spiked collar and I remember one of the guys saying they would love to make a move but they worried about impaling themselves on it if they tried kissing her. She wanted their mouth elsewhere and was dissapointed they hadn't figured it out.
Of course there are sub groups, Emos want to kill themselves, Goths want to kill everyone else and the standard headbangers are just amazed by their dress sense. Being in the latter group I am aware how ridiculous I have looked going out but did like that the older and more wrecked my clothes were the better I fitted in. Only as a true headbanger can you be wearing a pair of jeans you bought intact which don't have to be undone for someone to access to virtually all of your lower half.
Some older metal heads like me are sneaky and covert. I have too little hair to have it long, limited style but only Bill Bailey and Devin Townsend truly pulled of a skullet. I like light weight tech clothes because they are comfortable. I have listened to increasingly fast and heavy metal so long I do sometimes just nod to it while wearing headphones. Do not be fooled I am probably more mentally unhinged than the visibly tattooed, pierced denim and leather wearing neanderthal you came my way to get away from. Muwahaha!
And Devin doesn't even rock the skullet anymore:(
@@paullaing5921 I remember seeing him say why in interview. He realised walking into a bank asking for a loan looking like Crusty the clown wasn't great and got rid of it.
He owned the ridiculousness of it so well though, hence pulled it off.
@@KermitFrogThe I can't speak for the Emos, but you've definitely got the Goths wrong there lad. Despite the infiltration of Industrial Metal in the 90's, your average Goth is more of a Punk-by-way-of-New-Romantic hybrid. Not much to do with metal - and the Emos just borrowed the s**cidal ideation, I think... Lying stretched on your lover's grave is more of a Goth thing, though, ultimately. You know. Living through the deliciously unbearable agony of it all :-/
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Thank you for that. One of the other conversations is with a brainless ati-vaxxer, this was just the humour I needed.
I started off thinking this would be pure serious and that you may have missed the point but it is a good mix of truth and sarcasm, brilliant.
The metal scene tends to be where lost goths end up because they are accepted there more than any other venues where there is no specific scene.
Most I knew were actually a good laugh. When I lived in bedsit land there were a few downstairs and a group of their friends were getting ready for a night out. I was going to a dance class and whne I got back almost 2 hours later they were just finished and ready to leave saying it was a shame I couldn't come along. I told them I would demonstrate the difference between heabangers and goths. 10 minutes later, showered, changed ready to go. When my wet hair was commented on I said it would dry on the walk there.
The stereotypes are funny because they are so untrue. Metalheads are generally depicted as sub intelligent knuckle draggers, a repuation we maintain because it's funny. In truth most of the smarter end of the spectrum I know which has included professors of math and medicine have been the hardest core headbangers and dangerously covert.
@@KermitFrogThe hahaha I love that - "dangerously covert". I'm going to appropriate it and use it at the soonest opportunity. And "brainless anti-vaxxer"? Surely they're all thick by definition - "brainless" is a redundancy ;-)
One of the things I found funniest about being a Goth (in my dating days) was the perils of one-nighters. By the time you got your various piercings unhooked from mutual layers of fishnet, you were often too tired to bother going any further and just woke in the dreaded "bluetime" hours later and stared in true horror at the apparent panda lying next to you... and all that before you got to look in a mirror yourself :-D
ya see what i'm saying...
Nope, not at all! And that’s perfectly okay! Lol
It's becoming increasingly hard to follow this man's thought processes. 😂
Exercises in homicidal manliness
Oh, disparaging skiing. That's a dangerous road.
The rule of brexit seems to be no one wants to hang out with poor people.
...okay but where *do* they grow hair?
Metal musicians only look disgusting when they cut their hair, grow mental beards and cover themselves in tattoos and piercings, the traditional heavy metal look wasn't so bad, though his is a funny comment all the same. A really witty guy.
What have you got against tattoos and piercings
@@becky2235 just don't like them. Think they make a person look rough and angry. That's all.
has he got parkinsons developing?
Benign tremor of the hands and head are actually pretty common, run in a lot of families, and are harmless. Hard to know if it's that or something worse.
1st
What, do you want a cookie? Lol
I want a canadian pot brownie
Universal Basic Income today! give money to the homeless today! i've given $27 CDN to the homeless recently! and incels scare me. but we can help them with the Universal Basic Income as well. because i am an incel as well.
Not all modern metal is angry. Prolly enough it's becoming quite upbeat. Or at least angry about something important. Like deforestation, or global warming
As a metal fan I find this extremely funny but very un-researched. Because he's mixing the metal genres together with complete nonchalance.
Which, for the casual observer (the rest of us), is exactly how it looks.
I mean Moran's whole schtick is to explain things like he's drunk, so even though I'm a metalhead this is pretty on brand for him
@@andrewsawdon2170 Right. When you're drunk, an association occurs to you and you assert it as true. No one expects Moran to rationally analyze religion or anything else. He's intentionally superficial and absurd and occasionally very deep, but only as if by happenstance.
Lot of the jokes didn't land for me, but I'm glad someone else likes him.
Funny bloke...but to me deep down he has pain....just sayin
Ironic that he said he wasn't aware of class...he sounds a little bit posh
Irish. Educated accent. Ireland does not have the level of class distinction as the UK has.
I am a metal musician.
I dont like heavy metal.
This audience was awful
Because they didn't laugh? They're not mic'ed, so you can't hear them laugh.
Booooo! It’s kinda funny, but I’m a metalhead, so boooo!
This is very lovely!
Whimsical hard nose