Matteo Lane Roasts Times Square
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- čas přidán 10. 06. 2024
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"There's a specific type of gay that would wear this, and that gay is Frankie Grande" lmaoooo
It was funny how he brutally burnt him but, who is he? 😅🤣
@@ricardorojas3872 Ariana Grande brother.
Oh I wheezed when he said that
Scientifically proven I hear.
Honestly Netflix should give you a special
Fr I would live for that
Agreed
....on a platter begging our Matteo for his forgiveness
sometimes as a chicana i feel weird not being able to speak spanish super fluently even tho it was actually my first language but then I hear how confidently people like matteo say they can speak spanish and then I HEAR how they speak spanish and I feel better about how much I can speak lmao
ps i know he's part mexican my point is that his spanish is not perfect and neither is mine so maybe I'll stop feelin bad about how I speak it lolol
@@averyanahi hahah i learned italian first then spanish, so i speak spatalian haha
Same here. I still hold back sometimes but I try not to because people really do appreciate the effort of you trying. Sometimes they'll even help you to pronounce or say things more correctly which is nice.
@@matteolanecomedy Lol. My grandma spoke Portuñol.
I grew up thinking my Spanish to was perfect, and better than any of my cousins, until I started using it a professional context. Umm, no mijo.
"Not like cats where everyone looks like they have Hep C" made me spit out my coffee.
I cannot describe how frequently I busted out into full blown belly laughs while in a crowded nail salon. You're incredible
The Italian accent when you speak Spanish! I love it.
I like how you touched the sparkly thing despite the Do Not Touch sign. I stan an unbothered queen. 😂
I would’ve loved to have known what was going through that man’s head who was standing right behind Matteo when he said he was gonna bring the Boba Fett mask to a sex party 🤣
The effortless charisma and wit is Matteo's way of letting everyone know, "You ain't never had a friend like me".
Honestly this is the best, it's like walking around the mall with a friend.
Yeah, but NONE of my friends are this incredibly hilarious! 😂
The thing about there being no more baritones in Broadway is SO TRUE!
The guy turned directly towards the camera listening in on what he was saying during the second mask he would “walk into the sex party wearing” had me weak.
I’ve been binging on Matteo all month….He is so naturally funny!
do this at every city you're touring in Matteo! love it!
He speaks Spanish with an Italian accent xD
This was fucking hilarious and great. As a native New Yorker (from the city! Big difference people), I needed this roast of time square. We all need this. 👏🏽😂
The fact that the mango was the best part confirms Matteo as my spirit animal. The best mask/helmet for him is an apolonian warm metal one, with crystaline feathers around the eyes. Hawkgirl style, "Emily Ratajkowski 2019 met gala"-esque. Change my mind.
I lost it at the Sailor Moon reference because thats exactly what I thought when he picked it up. But I specifically remember Usagi saying "oh Darien!" in the voice Mateo made. I just feel seen lmfao
Mateo: “who the hell is getting almond m&m’s??” Guy in grey shirt: “…”
That M&M wall is a dangerous game when your 16. I spent $50 accidentally. Ate none of it. Cause I forgot about them in my hotel room. Field trips for kids ya know. Also love the Frankie grande slander. Keep it coming.
I NEED to see Matteo entering a sex party with a Zerg helmet on 😂😂
Most sex parties do not allow cameras/phones to record at their event.for privacy reasons. So good luck w/that lol.
"...you know how much dick I would get?" I just got told off for waking up my BF screaming with laughter at that.
Matteo: I'm such a Chicago Stan
*eats a hotdog with JUST ketchup"
The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall and the gumption!
Matteo speaking Spanish just made him the sexiest gay guy I've ever met thanks to Instagram.
Dude, as a native speaker, your spanish was pretty good :) You speak spanish with an italian accent and I speak italian with a spanish accent lol
you're so right about broadway voices and the lack of lower voice colors! You should post more of you really singing!
I listened to the new Broadway recording of my favorite show, Caroline, or Change. And i kept thinking this has no darkness in the low notes.
I’m surprised but I shouldn’t be that Matteo sounds like an Italian speaking Spanish.
Spanish with a heavy Italian accent
Hahaha I know. I’m sorry
@@matteolanecomedy don't be! Is very charming
hahaha I enjoyed the Italian Spanish
@@matteolanecomedy All good. It's like my name-Spanish with a heavy Italian accent!
ICONIC TBH
Ursula is the best. She did exactly what she said she would and yet everyone got upset about it. She’s just teaching Ariel how to be a feminist. Don’t give up your voice and unique body for a man, girl.
I love your sasss and sarcasm! Always good vibes with you Matteo. Can't wait for your next comedy special 👍🏽
Fellow Maleficent fan here and yes, Disney really dropped all the balls with her. Two movies and this is STILL happening?
Dude you are too funny. Netflix please give this man a special!
The license plate that says “Mateo” is still being made at Attica. The boys would like you to go up with John for a fitting.
Please go to LA and collab with Miss Coco Peru. I feel like you two would really get along lol
Ugh! I freakin adore you Matteo. Everything you do is so entertaining. Please keep the content coming!
Hilarious as usual, but when you started talking about Sailor Moon that was the icing on the cake of how awesome you are 🌙✨
finally!!!!! someone who does only ketchup on their hotdog and only cheese on their burger! we are a beautiful but dying breed
Perhaps dying because of that abominable ketchup condiment choice. Ketchup belongs on burgers. It's somewhere in Leviticus, I think.
Me emocioné mucho cuando Matteo comenzó a hablar en español 😭 pero al mismo tiempo, me dio mucha risa por su acento italiano
I live under a rock and discovered you today. Been belly laughing all day, Thank you !
“Mexican heaven” lol! I feel so seen right now, mango with chile Tajin was my favorite after school snack growing up.
Matteo, I love you! Netflix must give you a special, period. We should start a petition! ❤️
Netflix, give this man a special!
Love the roast series and the new stuff ,great work
We finally heard Matteo speaking Spanish. Can he cook a Mexican dish next in his channel. 🥰
Oh my absolute!! You just brought me right back to New York! Love this!! ❤️❤️🐩
4:55 RIP legendary comedienne Pat Carroll, who just died - she voiced Ursula.
Sharp, witty, hilarious and adorable.
Beats any m&m combo.
I’m bordering on stalker obsessed.
😋
Netflix give this man a special!!!
"Not like Cats where they all look like they have Hep C." 🤣🤣🤣
Love this!!!
Hmm, I guess it's time to tell off Netflix. I'm personally offended that they haven't offered/given you a special. At least, I got to see you live in Miami. That was a blast! Thank you for the gut busting laughs.
Lol i cant with u, too funny. U remember me of (Miss Coco Peru) type of vibe, like when she goes around and roast places/ stuff etc.... She makes me laugh as well. =D
Fighting evil with moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a street fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon!
Omg but the Simpson's reference! And the Sailor Moon!! Omg were meant to be friends!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thanks for the tour!😊
Loved that!
Metteo Lane deserves, everything!!
He deserves his own show!!!
Yoooo im so glad youtube shorts recommend me your channel you are hilarious
Clips bought me here. Now I want that special. NETFLIX LOOKING AT YOU
I normally watch your shorts. But now all I get are thumbnails of your flexing while on podcasts 🤣. But definitely glad I found your content, always fun
"we have enough problems, we can't be adding chocolate cake to cheese cake" 😂
2:50 Attn: Ted Sarandos, Netflix Content Heads, et. al.:
GIVE! MATTEO! A! SPECIAL!
We need more Mateos in the world to bring balance to the force.
"Ok, no shade but....vanilla ice cream cone.....that's a low point" ....is shade, no? 😆 🤣
The green M&M joke killed me. She is working in a library now hahahaahh…
Loooove these videos 😂😂😭😭
This further reaffirms my disinclination to ever waste time, energy, money and effort to be in that part of the world, especially this part. It looks like a horrible tourist trap magnified a gazillion times.... UGH....
Ok but I want to try all the different kinds of M&Ms
Well, Times Square is a special little chunk of Disney-fied tourist dystopia in a really fascinating city. New York is not a place I’d want to live long-term, but I’m really glad it exists; it’s just it’s own reality.
Damn lol who pissed in your mouth?
@@sazji best quote from a song...."Live in California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard" Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann
@@eoincampbell1584 there are other locations to visit.
Guy is a natural, just killin it!
Almond and chocolate is an iconic duo, much better than peanut
You are my favorite. Please keep doing you and bringing the world joy
I love it Matteo!
Oh my god you are hilarious and very on point!!
"Gay squirrels love NY". There's a NYC tourism slogan
Mango con tajin, Best part!!! Amo tus videos Mateo.
Do more of these vlogs hilarious
Just stumbled upon Matteo on my CZcams recommended - he’s fluent in multiple languages, I adore his Chicago accent, he’s effing hilarious, and hot as hell
I’m dying over here
The price hikes of Netflix, but we can't get this gem A SPECIAL???
You have to love the mango with Tajín!!
Need more of these! And maybe bring some guests along like Schulzy
Jean shorts were a choice :) love your stuff man!
Fantastic! I love all the comments when you were shopping! I really would love to see you in a Netflicks or other major network special .I hope all is well with your stand-up and life in general.
8am and a new matteo video. Yes
Matteo I was in Times Square in 1980 wonderful place to people watch. Memory serves there were no food vendors allowed. Thank you for the update tour.
The gasp for the pretzel M&Ms 😂😂😂
The editing giving me whiplash
Give this man a special!!!
"..and i dont know whyyyy" hahahahahahah
All these bulls are bottoming 😂😂😂
It was my favorite at Vinieros too! Yay
Omg. Too many people. Thanks for the tour. Now I will stay clear of it. Lol
I was here just yesterday so now I’m frantically looking around for myself in the background
I love these travel ones
You are so funny!!!
Okay the way they semi-planned the last shot, the reflection in puddle is actually beautiful
Do this when you come to DC!!
Need more videos pleaseee
GIVE THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL! Personally I vouch for him because the only other person who was able to make me scream-laugh besides Matteo was Louis CK.
Please come to San Diego!
Omg I heard you inhale sign and thought you’d be perfect for a Bird Cage reboot! Pleeeeeease do it!💜💜💜💜
Yes finally someone notices...where are all the baritones! We need more bari songs!!!
Love love love Verniero’s on 11th Street!!!