Trump Rips Off White House Photographer, Sarah Palin Runs for Congress & Jimmy’s Freaky Friday

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  • čas přidán 3. 04. 2022
  • Jimmy is back from New York after swapping shows with Jimmy Fallon for April Fools’ Day, he reads some tweets from people who were watching at home, thousands of flights were canceled over the weekend wreaking havoc on plans for Spring Break, the stars of music were out at the Grammys where Ukrainian President Zelensky made an appearance on the show, Judge Ketanji Brown should be confirmed to the Supreme Court by the end of the week and the Republicans are out to paint her as soft on crime and irreparably “woke,” meanwhile his MAGA-sty Donald Trump asked his White House photographer to hold off on her photobook project and then took her photos and published them himself, Trump made a big endorsement of Sarah Palin who is running for Congress in a special election, rally-goers in Washington Township Michigan are all fired up for their fearless misleader, and we go behind the scenes of our big April Fools’ Day Prank with Jimmy Fallon.
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  • @CherishEachDay2023
    @CherishEachDay2023 Před 2 lety +307

    That woman in the clip needs an intervention and serious professional help. So sad to see these folks getting sucked into this vortex of insane conspiracies.

    • @squadric7722
      @squadric7722 Před 2 lety

      too late. you can´t fix stupid..

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +24

      I graduated from Michigan state, never come across such people during my time there, thank God! Mist of the people were very friendly, would give strangers a ride. Meijer is like Walmart in Michigan

    • @UncleJoe1231
      @UncleJoe1231 Před 2 lety

      IKR?? I live in Michigan & there are a LOT of very stupid people here!!!

    • @agf1700
      @agf1700 Před 2 lety

      She’s a Whackadoodle conspiracy believing nut 🤷‍♂️

    • @phatphat7089
      @phatphat7089 Před 2 lety +7

      As the saying goes, you can't fix stupid!

  • @mattparsons6813
    @mattparsons6813 Před 2 lety +43

    Meijer is bigger than Walmart here in Michigan. Absolutely everyone in that crowd that lives near one goes there.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Před 2 lety +16

      Why was Trump dissin their name? Does he not like them? He should talk!
      His family name was Drumf in the first place. His granddad fled Germany.

    • @remy4379
      @remy4379 Před 2 lety +8

      @@michaelrmurphy2734 Because it's got more than 5 letters and therefore impossible for him to write. The guy is well-known for being functionally illiterate.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 2 lety

      Meijer is a big name & family in Michigan! He should check himself, nevermind he’s got no shame no brain!

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Před 2 lety +1

      Meijer voted in favor of trump's impeachment. Should tell everyone what they need to know. He is not running again. There is nothing trump can do to him.

    • @michealmcneal2259
      @michealmcneal2259 Před 2 lety

      They are all over Indiana, Ohio, and Illinois to. Seems like most open up right across the street from a Walmart

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron Před 2 lety +101

    "Sarah Palin.....And will never back down". She didn't finish her term as governor.

    • @alexplorer
      @alexplorer Před 2 lety +10

      Was going to say the same. They sure have a short memory for a group that clings to the past.
      (Edit = typo)

    • @1984isnow
      @1984isnow Před 2 lety +3

      Cut at run is what she did.

  • @muppetallica
    @muppetallica Před 2 lety +49

    Now that Donald Dork has been so baffled by the "j" in Meijer being pronounced as a "y", I really want to hear him order a filet mignon.

  • @clberka
    @clberka Před 2 lety +57

    The last time I was around a boy who made fun of people's names, I was in elementary school.

    • @threeravens1788
      @threeravens1788 Před 2 lety +7

      And even then we knew the person who did it was horrid.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Před 2 lety +1

      Right up his alley on mind level right there🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @arhatyellow
      @arhatyellow Před 2 lety +1

      Uh, yeah, the 5th grade would be about right. hah

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 Před 2 lety +576

    The photographer should publish all the WORST photos she has of him, and you know she has some doozies.

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 Před 2 lety +50

      Honestly I don't believe I've ever seen a good photo of Trump. (Especially in last 25+yrs)

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Před 2 lety +24

      I'd buy that book

    • @laVIEchef
      @laVIEchef Před 2 lety +28

      … it’d be a GREAT Halloween -coffee table book! 😆🎃🤡👹🦧!!!!!

    • @jasonwilliams1713
      @jasonwilliams1713 Před 2 lety +10

      Can they pin this comment?

    • @AlaskaPirates
      @AlaskaPirates Před 2 lety

      She wont, everyone is so scared of Trump and his army of domestic terrorists.

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula Před 2 lety +158

    That photographer should put all the worst photos in her own book, and I would buy just enough copies to outsell Baby Carrot Fingers.

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 Před 2 lety +9

      That sad sack of guts has SO MANY ''bad sides'' it might be hard to choose which terrible image of IT to publish.

    • @justbee561
      @justbee561 Před 2 lety +6

      Baby carrot fingers 🤣!👐🥕👍🏻

    • @blackbird5634
      @blackbird5634 Před 2 lety +1

      @@justbee561 To me he will always be a sagging, orange walrus pelt, stuffed with rat dropping, ball bearings, and dead mice. A loathsome creature that looks as bad as it smells.

    • @ntandosekay
      @ntandosekay Před 2 lety +3

      I would buy those copies even for my enemies, just to win the New York Bestseller status.

    • @bryan3487
      @bryan3487 Před 2 lety +3

      @@blackbird5634 I fully support referring to him as it from now on like a monster from a Stephen King book and becoming president again as much scarier than anything that happened in Derry Maine

  • @lynnemaclean2644
    @lynnemaclean2644 Před 2 lety +12

    Loved the April Fool swap. Do it next year. Hysterical.

  • @JennyLouLou
    @JennyLouLou Před 2 lety +35

    I honestly cannot even take the cuteness that is these two Jimmies! ❤️

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea Před 2 lety +5

      Agree, but then again, we need a little cuteness in this world.

  • @theurbanshaman
    @theurbanshaman Před 2 lety +113

    So good to have the real Jimmy back!

  • @TitoBonito
    @TitoBonito Před 2 lety +9

    I was in the audience for this! 👏

  • @orringould7367
    @orringould7367 Před 2 lety +31

    Never back down. She quit being the governor of Alaska instead of completing her term

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 2 lety +25

    Tina Fey should up her appearance fee.

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 Před 2 lety

      Wait was she in this clip somewhere???

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage Před 2 lety +4

      @@audreymuzingo933 Nope, but she's about to get a whole lot of facetime on SNL when Palin's campaign hits full stride.

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Před 2 lety +507

    Palin was like the groundbreaking ceremony for building the nuthouse that is the modern GOP

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před 2 lety +32

      Amen: Sen. McCain (RIP) took any semblance of (R) decency, integrity and respectability to the grave with him

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 2 lety

      Biden cheerleader Jennifer Rubin says president's approval ratings 'deeply worrying' for Democrats in midterms

    • @Patvk8
      @Patvk8 Před 2 lety +21

      @@istdochallesegal3427 except maybe Liz and Adam

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Patvk8 Agree!

    • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
      @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Patvk8 Romney is an ok guy, too.

  • @mikekelly607
    @mikekelly607 Před 2 lety +71

    Anyone who says Trump fights for the "little guy" needs only to be reminded of this.

    • @Don-vb6ef
      @Don-vb6ef Před 2 lety +4

      He only fights for his "little guy". Just ask the women.

    • @youarethecreator
      @youarethecreator Před 9 měsíci

      Did you know, that according to the hypothesis of quantum physics we all create our own reality? So nobody can ever give success for anybody else, every one of us can only succeed by ourselves. So the hypothesis is, that "the perceiver always affects the perception of reality". That also explains the popularity of religions: There is no "god", we are all creators of our own life (still written in the Bible also: Psalms 82:6, John 10:34), so Christianity is a Buddhist philosophy originally. Jesus did not melieve in "god" or "satan". And if yoy judge Trump (?) you actually judge yourself. Also Jimmy Kimmel does that for himself.

  • @MissLiveLaughLove1
    @MissLiveLaughLove1 Před 2 lety +49

    The behind the scenes segment was so fun to watch.

    • @ngedye
      @ngedye Před 2 lety +1

      They should make it a yearly thing, or do a show together. That would be a popcorn moment for sure ^.^

  • @mogulmayhem
    @mogulmayhem Před 2 lety +146

    I like Jimmy even more for doing this with Jimmy.

    • @HaikuBanter
      @HaikuBanter Před 2 lety +19

      It made me like Jimmy more for sure. I'm still kinda indifferent to Jimmy though.

    • @daydreamer8662
      @daydreamer8662 Před 2 lety +11

      I disagree, I prefer Jimmy

    • @HaikuBanter
      @HaikuBanter Před 2 lety +10

      @@daydreamer8662 One mans Jimmy is another mans Jimmy I suppose.

    • @daydreamer8662
      @daydreamer8662 Před 2 lety +2

      @@HaikuBanter 🤣

  • @ejbear8403
    @ejbear8403 Před 2 lety +127

    "Nick", who reached out to "touch a Great White, is lucky the Shark didn't wheel around and make Nick the latest recipient of A Darwin Award

    • @dangerousfables
      @dangerousfables Před 2 lety +7

      Divers are pretty safe. Great whites tend to only surface feed. That’s why surfers are at risk but divers aren’t.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 2 lety +10

      @@dangerousfables Still, probably not real smart to irritate an apex predator that literally could bite your head off, if it was so inclined.

    • @dangerousfables
      @dangerousfables Před 2 lety +5

      @@davidlundquist1979 That is very true. The Steve Irwin principal.

    • @NativeMatt
      @NativeMatt Před 2 lety +2

      Sharks had been demonized by stupid movies and that atrocious shark week BS they're just another fish 🦈

    • @abocas
      @abocas Před 2 lety +4

      Wasn't a Great White! Not with that tail!
      Just Google it ....

  • @torqzebrawoody
    @torqzebrawoody Před 2 lety +10

    Wow. The Trumpers really put an extraordinary amount of thought into their Fantasy.

  • @annesmith7548
    @annesmith7548 Před 2 lety +124

    I'm from Alaska and I am taking the opportunity to vote for Santa Claus instead of Sarah Palin. No, not as a write-in, he's one of the 50 people running against Palin.

    • @michaelellringer5600
      @michaelellringer5600 Před 2 lety

      Me thinks you don't like Aquarians!

    • @diegoclark6832
      @diegoclark6832 Před 2 lety +1

      Hello Anne how are you doing today?

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 Před 2 lety +3

      I would also vote for Santa Claus over Sarah Palin- even if he was a write- in vote.🌲☃️🎄🎁

    • @blackscreenstories3704
      @blackscreenstories3704 Před 2 lety +2

      @@diegoclark6832 you have single-handedly messaged 61 different women in comments sections asking them how they're doing? Weirdo

    • @jaykay5580
      @jaykay5580 Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaelellringer5600 no she just likes capricorns and santa is a capricorn. we celebrate his birthday every december 25.

  • @jondeak
    @jondeak Před 2 lety +15

    “I Can See Russia From My House” 😂😂😂

  • @kari_bear21
    @kari_bear21 Před 2 lety +184

    Lol. I've wanted Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon to swap shows for April fool's day since I started watching them 6 years ago. This April fool's made my day!... Also I wanted the shark to eat Nick too. 😢

    • @TimApple.
      @TimApple. Před 2 lety +15

      Jimmy used to work at KROQ radio in L.A.
      One year the morning show DJ's traded with the rap station in L.A. for April fool's.
      I forget the rap station name. It was like Big Boi or something

    • @ME-br6lt
      @ME-br6lt Před 2 lety +5

      Nick probably wanted the shark to eat him too.

    • @Don-vb6ef
      @Don-vb6ef Před 2 lety +2

      I nominate Nick for the 2022 Darwin Award.

    • @merryhunt9153
      @merryhunt9153 Před 2 lety +1

      Nick was probably one of those two-year-olds that pulls the dog's ears and pokes its eyes while his parents makes a movie of it.

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 Před 2 lety +8

    Love love love the outtakes! Thanks Jimmy!

  • @knkrussell
    @knkrussell Před 2 lety +19

    Once Trump goes after Meijer, he’s done in Michigan. 😂 😂 😂

  • @abbotthoffmansuder5730
    @abbotthoffmansuder5730 Před 2 lety +61

    Jimmy always makes my day

  • @juliehenderson1672
    @juliehenderson1672 Před 2 lety +70

    Are you surprised Trump took credit for the photographers work? Donald J. Theft.

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 Před 2 lety

      Good one! Now let's talk about corpse president Biden.

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 2 lety

      Biden cheerleader Jennifer Rubin says president's approval ratings 'deeply worrying' for Democrats in midterms

    • @diegoclark6832
      @diegoclark6832 Před 2 lety +1

      Hello Julie how are you doing today?

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 Před 2 lety

      Donald JAILFREE Theft. Hate his gut and his blatant crimes, but you gotta admit he's slicker than oil.

    • @loca2733mc
      @loca2733mc Před 2 lety +2

      He also took credit of Obama economy. Veterans Choice became a bill in 2014. Yes 45 grab that too.

  • @bonghunezhou5051
    @bonghunezhou5051 Před 2 lety +16

    While in the HR, Blackburn insistently referred to herself as "congressman". Go figure!

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe she should define "woman".
      Maybe that's why she asked? For guidance?

    • @debeichmann236
      @debeichmann236 Před 2 lety

      Get Cawthorne to explain that one. LOL!

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 Před 2 lety +11

    I think Jimmy should take all those photos from the official photographer and doctor them as he did that one🤣🤣🤣

  • @mjkay8660
    @mjkay8660 Před 2 lety +19

    Always a crook. Rumpo never disappoints

    • @htatesil4192
      @htatesil4192 Před 2 lety

      Lol trumps right unlike that puppet biden who can't complete a simple sentence

  • @jessemcelroy5266
    @jessemcelroy5266 Před 2 lety +101

    I was a biology major in college and of all the biology textbooks I read I never saw the word tallywaker being Madison wants to be so technical. I think a bigger biological question is how did he get elected.

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 Před 2 lety

      @Mr. chicano Oh no, don't watch Porky's. Your intelligence level will decrease if you do that....

    • @joedirtjr5375
      @joedirtjr5375 Před 2 lety +2

      Cawthorn had to use a word more acquainted to the grapenuts of the Republican sector when he mentioned tallywhacher

    • @jessemcelroy5266
      @jessemcelroy5266 Před 2 lety

      @Ivor Mectin What, do you think I need to write an academic paper for CZcams ? This is a comment section to type out what's on your mind at the moment.

    • @civildiscourse2000
      @civildiscourse2000 Před 2 lety

      @@94DeathAngel I don't think we ought to hold our collective breath waiting for the day when little Madison's old enough to understand. When it comes to absorbing any concept too complex to fit on a hat, guys like this tap out early.

  • @shanepasha6501
    @shanepasha6501 Před 2 lety +13

    "The biggest invasion of Any country" speaking of our southern borders
    I believe Ukraine will strongly disagree with TFG

    • @Don-vb6ef
      @Don-vb6ef Před 2 lety

      Or as Donald would pronouce it "You-kay-ur-ehh-enn-eeeeee"".

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 Před 2 lety +13

    FYI: it’s primary season, register and vote 🗳! We cannot let them get control! Let’s ditch Mitch and minions for all they stand for/on!

  • @Nan-59
    @Nan-59 Před 2 lety +6

    That switcheroo was so fun!

  • @Weifengast
    @Weifengast Před 2 lety +35

    I love to see two jimmy swaps once in a year. It is so fun to watch both shows! Way to go!

  • @J5L5M6
    @J5L5M6 Před 2 lety +87

    Only Jimmy can make Fallon entertaining.

    • @jakestroll6518
      @jakestroll6518 Před 2 lety +10

      Fallons quite entertaining in these outtakes. The spittoon gag made me laugh.

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 Před 2 lety +6

      That's true. Fallon's never been funny.
      Although even though I don't like Fallon, he was funny
      in those outtakes. It's interesting how he's funny off camera but
      not funny when he's on.

    • @alexjohnstonjohnston5374
      @alexjohnstonjohnston5374 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jakestroll6518 I thought the same! Much funnier behind the scenes!

  • @Rebecca-le9hn
    @Rebecca-le9hn Před 2 lety +5

    If I was the photographer, I would print a book with all bad photos of him.

  • @HR-re6mr
    @HR-re6mr Před 2 lety +56

    The Freaky Friday April Fools Day show was super fun and cute!!! Hope you do a collab again!

    • @cindyn7512
      @cindyn7512 Před 2 lety +4

      I do too....both of them are at their best unscripted.

  • @mmartinezPhysics
    @mmartinezPhysics Před 2 lety +23

    From the creators of "Dumbfellas", "House of Turds", "Con Stars", and other masterpieces, comes: Stair Fall Down Mar-a-Lago...

  • @rebecaacosta8236
    @rebecaacosta8236 Před 2 lety +3

    I was waiting for a response about the desk! The beautiful message stating the truth: “I ❤️ Matt Damon”

  • @nickisnyder3450
    @nickisnyder3450 Před 2 lety +12

    The white house photographer should still release her own book.....with all the unflattering pictures of trump....as payback!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před 2 lety +764

    It would be a shock if Trump DIDN’T rip off the White House photographer. Time for her to do a book with extremely unflattering pictures of Trump!

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Před 2 lety +93

      They’re ALL unflattering.

    • @TimApple.
      @TimApple. Před 2 lety +66

      Jimmy called him Blob Dillon
      Hahaha 😂

    • @Weshoff80
      @Weshoff80 Před 2 lety +59

      @@TimApple. Better chances of finding a unicorn than a flattering pic of that tub of orange goo.

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 2 lety

      Biden cheerleader Jennifer Rubin says president's approval ratings 'deeply worrying' for Democrats in midterms

    • @brainfreeze44131
      @brainfreeze44131 Před 2 lety +74

      For a so called billionaire. He sure does grift every dime he can from the little guy.

  • @danboyd2725
    @danboyd2725 Před 2 lety +28

    Palin is the Proto-Karen. The Karen that all other Karens are measured by. Even in heels Madison Cawthorne will never reach the Karen of Palin.

  • @mcsassysoniaalways805
    @mcsassysoniaalways805 Před 2 lety +3

    I loved this April Fools switch! Just knowing they’re such good friends makes me love it more.

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 Před 2 lety +31

    Not that this is the zaniest thing Trump has ever said, but his schtick about pronouncing Congressman Meijer's name is just nuts. His third trophy wife is from Slovenia, and yet Trump is pretending not to understand that "j" can be pronounced as a "y." He's pandering to the cultural insularity and willful ignorance of his small-minded cult followers, but we need a President who isn't freaked out by cultural differences.

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica Před 2 lety +5

      And his first wife, Ivana Zelníčková, was born and raised in what used to be Czechoslovakia. So, Donald Dork has been aware for a long time that some languages pronounce "j" as "y".

    • @GIjoe614
      @GIjoe614 Před 2 lety

      he's heard it b4 but his brain is 2 stupid to comprehend it in a different cultural context then he's used 2 hearing it

    • @janicemearkle3704
      @janicemearkle3704 Před 2 lety +3

      And why did "Trump's" grandfather anglicize HIS last name? Drumph just didn't sound "American"...

  • @KevinJRogers
    @KevinJRogers Před 2 lety +13

    Freaky Friday was too much fun. Love the behind the scenes look.
    By the way, Jimmy Kimmel is originally from Mill Basin and Jimmy Fallon spent his early years in Sheepshead Bay. So, it's kind of a Brooklyn thing.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Před 2 lety +2

      Yep! Right across the bridge. I have to get over there again soon.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Před 2 lety +2

      Was Jimmy Fallon living on the West Coast before moving back to NYC?

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Před 2 lety +126

    Cawthorne didn’t admit that he had his feet on the dashboard and no seatbelt at the time of the accident. But he has received $3mill in compensation and is asking $30mill more.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 Před 2 lety +13

      Rumor has it his someone's fly was open

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, what are the deets on him being in a wheelchair?

    • @keithhunter3910
      @keithhunter3910 Před 2 lety +44

      He also lied about being accepted to Annapolis, and then earned a 1.0 GPA for his one year at Patrick Henry College before dropping out.

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 Před 2 lety +24

      It's really sad for his parents who raise a devil

    • @diegoclark6832
      @diegoclark6832 Před 2 lety

      Hello Sharon how are you doing today?

  • @viralnorn9173
    @viralnorn9173 Před 2 lety +9

    Hey Jimmy, remember when you said your wife predicted Kansas would win the college basketball championship this year? Well...can she do lottery numbers too? 😂

  • @JAWNDOEmusic
    @JAWNDOEmusic Před 2 lety +8

    Imagine how mad that lump's gonna be when he realizes there's a whole grocery chain called Meijier...

  • @nitro5119
    @nitro5119 Před 2 lety +299

    He can't help himself. He's been ripping people off for over 50 years.

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 Před 2 lety +19

      It runs in the Trump family.

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea Před 2 lety +1

      Longer than that. He was born trying to steal his mama's plasma.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Před 2 lety +20

      He's 75yrs ,he had to have started earlier .

    • @janefreeman995
      @janefreeman995 Před 2 lety +1

      @@michaelrmurphy2734 so true.... during his time in office, I tried to escape the news and looked up old friends from Carcross. What comes up? Info about the Don's grandfather who ran a brothel there and fleeced wannabe goldminers during the klondike gold rush of 1898. Ugh! No escaping their cons.

    • @htatesil4192
      @htatesil4192 Před 2 lety

      Lol and ur president is flying illegals all around America on ur taxpayers dollars enjoy the new Mexico

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +31

    So, are we finally even? The last two unqualified justices got pushed through by the Q(G)OP. Now we can go on with merit and qualifications.

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 Před 2 lety +5

      Those two are qualified the job, but that's not the same as FIT for it.

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 Před 2 lety

      How much does she like beer? LOL
      Seriously, she will be a great addition to the SCOTUS.

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 Před 2 lety +1

      The current justice who is being interviewed could not define what a woman is! How is that qualified??

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Před 2 lety

      @@audreymuzingo933 I'm sorry...you think Amy Coney Barrett was qualified? ?
      much less Cavanaugh??
      no no no
      He is unfit and she is extremely questionable. Neither one has the personal integrity I think is needed to be appointed to our highest court.
      I'm a Hoosier living near her longtime area of S Bend. No love for her here.

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 2 lety

      Biden cheerleader Jennifer Rubin says president's approval ratings 'deeply worrying' for Democrats in midterms

  • @KOOLBadger
    @KOOLBadger Před 2 lety +2

    Great!! You both are Great!!! I love you so much!! Thank you!

  • @moviebuff6490
    @moviebuff6490 Před 2 lety +3

    That April Fool event was the BEST EVER! Only now , I'm having a harder time remembering which of you is which!

  • @ARaalop
    @ARaalop Před 2 lety +30

    She needs to publish all of the unflattering photos of trump, I’m sure she as a bunch.

  • @halbarber3
    @halbarber3 Před 2 lety +79

    Shealah Craighead should create a book of the absolutly most unflattering photos of 45 that she has. It would be a bestseller because there are MILLIONS of us that think he is total trash. I would buy a book that makes him look like the joke that he is. He probably would try to sue, but they are official photos and public property.

    • @mayjones578
      @mayjones578 Před 2 lety +8

      Although I could never see myself buying a Trump book, I would definitely buy this photographer's picture book of Trumps most unflattering images. She deserves the money just for putting up with Trump. She should also produce a video that documents, in detail, how she and her team selected the pics. She could also make money selling that video for people who don't want to buy the picture book. I could see myself buying both.

    • @Kamarca
      @Kamarca Před 2 lety +2

      @@mayjones578 I'd buy her book to support her and then have all my friends over for a bon fire.

    • @mayjones578
      @mayjones578 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Kamarca don't burn the book. You could use some of the pics for target practice on a dart board or let the people draw mustaches or other items on them. Create your own unique captions on the photos. Make a game out of it for sh!ts and giggles.

    • @Kamarca
      @Kamarca Před 2 lety +4

      @@mayjones578 I like the way you think! It's just really hard for me to look at him. I had to look away when they showed the clip.

    • @mayjones578
      @mayjones578 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Kamarca the photo of Trump with his hair flying in several different directions 😳 all at once is crying out for some very creative new captions 😢. If that doesn't do anything for you, how about the toilet paper attached to his shoe 🤔 going up the stairs to Air Force One?????

  • @jotsingh8917
    @jotsingh8917 Před 2 lety +2

    Insulin Insult. While the House of Representatives passed a bill capping the cost of insulin on Thursday night with unanimous Democratic support, a mere 12 Republicans voted for the legislation, with 193 voting against it. Arguing against the bill from the House floor on Thursday, Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA), making sure that the pharma industry continues to contribute to the Republicans, Cathy seemed to suggest that regulating the price of this drug that went from $20 to $250 a vial, and that keeps people with diabetes alive would be a slippery slope to the end of capitalism as we know it. Way to go Cathy. Hope you get some kickback.

  • @lysawoolley9008
    @lysawoolley9008 Před 2 lety +2

    That blond lady thou 🤣😂 imagine that’s your neighbour 😯😯 I am dying of laughter. Can’t even

  • @cleanmyshortsdavidtrucchio4502

    Absolutely smiled the whole episode. Both jimmys are hilarious🤣🤣🤣 we need another Gearmo because he's funny too. Thx fellas

  • @Michael-ez3zg
    @Michael-ez3zg Před 2 lety +81

    *Madison Cawthorn* says men are weak & not manly enough because that's how he feels about himself and is only projecting. *150 former students signed a letter accusing him of being a sexual predator,* due to his behavior, prior to his car accident, which his friend said he also lied about.

    • @TimApple.
      @TimApple. Před 2 lety +13

      The accident couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 2 lety +7

      Wonder if the GOP has invited him & Abbot to a pool party.

    • @brainfreeze44131
      @brainfreeze44131 Před 2 lety

      @@sunshine3914 Yeah. Because everybody wants to see Cawthorn at a cocaine fueled orgy. Talk about instant birth control. There is not enough blue pills to offset his showing up.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 2 lety +1

      Wtf! He said tallywacker on the house floor! Register and vote 🗳 those f@ckers out! We cannot let them get control!

    • @civildiscourse2000
      @civildiscourse2000 Před 2 lety

      @@TimApple. Maybe god _does_ have a plan.

  • @mattclancy4319
    @mattclancy4319 Před 2 lety +2

    Thank you for being so funny Jimmy you’re the best

  • @glennbritten3044
    @glennbritten3044 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm from Australia , very lucky that those Great Whites weren't hungry mate! They Can change in a millisecond

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 Před 2 lety +10

    I was rooting for the shark, too.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 2 lety +317

    Trump: I'm gonna rip off the White House Photographer.
    White House Photographer: Alrighty, who wants to see all the photos Trump didn't want published for free?

  • @alexjohnson4759
    @alexjohnson4759 Před 2 lety +8

    Guy who’s done nothing in Washington is pronounced Jim Jordon

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Před 2 lety +3

    Oh Jesus, I am so tired of being embarrassed by these people. Washington is literally down the street from me. I can't believe how confused he was over Meijer, he'd have an aneurysm trying to pronounce Kroger.

  • @JorgeGeog
    @JorgeGeog Před 2 lety +28

    10:21 this might be one of the few times that Kimmel imitates Trump unlike other comedians

  • @stephenrichards75
    @stephenrichards75 Před 2 lety +8

    Best skit ever! My wife and I loved this. I really hope you guys do more stuff like this in the future. Awesome chemistry.

  • @andreajackson3638
    @andreajackson3638 Před 2 lety +1

    I love BOTH Jimmy's shows ❣️

  • @southsiren
    @southsiren Před 2 lety +5

    I just watcheda scary movie called "Idiocracy". Then I see here that state representative quote Burger King slogan to make a point....in real life
    We are sooooo screwed

    • @DavidfromBA
      @DavidfromBA Před 2 lety +3

      Sadly, I couldn't agree with you more. The bar hasn't even been "lowered", so much as there is no bar any more.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před 2 lety +121

    Alaskans have nothing to worry about. Trump endorsed her which means she is going to lose. 😂😂

    • @thethree60five
      @thethree60five Před 2 lety

      All we have to do is have someone offer her a Wine drinking show,
      and she will leave after 6 months... AGAIN.

    • @cynthiakozikowski1765
      @cynthiakozikowski1765 Před 2 lety +11

      Yep. Palin will lose. Lol

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 Před 2 lety +6

      Yay!

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 2 lety

      Biden cheerleader Jennifer Rubin says president's approval ratings 'deeply worrying' for Democrats in midterms

    • @AlaskaPirates
      @AlaskaPirates Před 2 lety +6

      You ever been to Alaska? probably not, ppl here love her.

  • @ghill88
    @ghill88 Před 2 lety +19

    Is this the Sarah Palin, the ex governor of Alaska that said the native Alaskan people should go back where they came from, err Nativia? Where's she running for Congress?

  • @ursulavirgilio3288
    @ursulavirgilio3288 Před 2 lety +1

    😁😆💜this was absolutely brilliant!!! AWESOME job by the Jimmies😆

  • @jesuschristpose896
    @jesuschristpose896 Před 2 lety +7

    That just what America needs is another "Karen" in Congress.

  • @lilwil-ns3uo
    @lilwil-ns3uo Před 2 lety +5

    The 2 Jimmy's apportionment fold prank was 💯 epic!!! I absolutely loved it. And was sure to catch what I missed on CZcams. Lots of fun for sure. 😁

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause Před 2 lety +4

    It was a fantastic prank! Well done!

  • @catherinequihuiz9691
    @catherinequihuiz9691 Před 2 lety +2

    Both Jimmy's that was so cool. What a great idea you both had.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před 2 lety +3

    What's better than one Jimmy? Two of course.

  • @dinoflagella4185
    @dinoflagella4185 Před 2 lety +85

    Whitehouse photographer: Can you write the forward to my book?
    Trump: Ok, hold on while we write something up.
    ...steals book idea and uses white house photographer’s photos.
    The guy is a special kind of scumbag.

    • @stevepackard8542
      @stevepackard8542 Před 2 lety

      The Week
      Secret Service is renting $30,000-a-month Malibu mansion to protect Hunter Biden, ABC News reports
      Peter Weber, Senior editor
      Mon, April 4, 2022, 6:50 AM
      Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images
      Brendan Smialowski/AFP/Getty Images Hunter Biden
      Hunter Biden, President Biden's remaining son, is living in a rented four-bedroom "resort-style" home in Malibu, California, and the nearest property his Secret Service detail could secure was a $30,000-a-month six-bedroom mansion with ocean views and a "castle-like tower to the master retreat with wet bar," ABC News reports, citing the mansion's listing and sources familiar with the matter.
      BIDEN IS A SCUMBAG!

    • @JellyBean-lo4sl
      @JellyBean-lo4sl Před 2 lety

      Well in all fairness, she should have known it would happen.

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, what are they doing for the Trump Presidential library, anyway? It would be missing half the public records it should contain, since he flushed so much of that stuff down the commode; and the Presidential photographs which show him in the worst light would be a great addition to the Trump Presidential library. 😉

    • @BarbaraMatteau
      @BarbaraMatteau Před 2 lety +4

      100% how horrendous!

    • @stevepackard8542
      @stevepackard8542 Před 2 lety

      @@JellyBean-lo4sl In fairness, When a guy running for president tells you "I will get America off fossil fuel" you should expect high gas prices!!!!!!!!

  • @philobrien8920
    @philobrien8920 Před 2 lety +7

    Tallywacker? 🤣🤣 Someone needs to drive Madison Cawthorn back to 1955, his language and beliefs I'm sure would be welcome with open arms

    • @huletnadof313
      @huletnadof313 Před 2 lety +1

      Nah, they said d**k and c**k back then. Tallywacker is more likely an 1800's euphemism for trouser snake.

  • @jakejake7289
    @jakejake7289 Před 2 lety +16

    Trump endorsing Palin is like paste eating endorsing glue sniffing!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oppositeofh8
    @oppositeofh8 Před 2 lety

    the two jimmies are so cute together. love 'em both so much!! thanks for all the laughs.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Před 2 lety +31

    She needs to publish a better picture then have it full of his most embarrassing pictures. Pretty sure there are tons of them. I'd buy it!

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 Před 2 lety +6

      Like when he couldn’t fold that umbrella, or had to shuffle down those stairs, or when he ran out of breath climbing those stairs after he had covid. That time Melania slapped his hand away. When he had that toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

    • @rosesmith6925
      @rosesmith6925 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dinoflagella4185, exactly! Don't forget hair blowing in the wind, sitting at tiny desk, the minute before the camera rolled going on about the pen mark and whiteout, flicking dandruff off Macron, shoving other leaders out of the way to be up front, running out of one of the G7 yelling "get me outta here!" Well some of them are better with sounds effects. I can't stand to go back and watch them but can't seem to manage to delete them from my phone. Someday I'll show my great grandchildren! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Před 2 lety +17

    Love you, Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! 💕💕💕

  • @giggitygooquag
    @giggitygooquag Před 2 lety +2

    I swear every time I hear a clip of Sen. Blackburn my mind immediately goes to "I want to speak to your manager"

  • @munasseable
    @munasseable Před 2 lety

    Loved the switch...hilarious

  • @lynnegackstetter2779
    @lynnegackstetter2779 Před 2 lety +3

    Mejer Thrifty Acres.😁 I lived in Ann Arbor and shopped there. Largest Bulk Food section I have ever seen 😄

  • @WanderingTaoist101
    @WanderingTaoist101 Před 2 lety +58

    Hello everyone. It's a nice night with Trump out of power.

    • @myrrodn458
      @myrrodn458 Před 2 lety +5

      I totally agree! 🍻

    • @user-ik4br3nk2w
      @user-ik4br3nk2w Před 2 lety +2

      yeah the 20% inflation is great

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 Před 2 lety +4

      Yep...gas prices and food prices are AWESOME right now!! Lol

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 Před 2 lety +4

      @@user-ik4br3nk2w It's all Putin's fault...right? Let's Go Brandon!

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 Před 2 lety +1

      Biden cheerleader Jennifer Rubin says president's approval ratings 'deeply worrying' for Democrats in midterms

  • @oldmandancing
    @oldmandancing Před 2 lety

    "...in an attempt to eliminate dissent." -blackburn Oh, the IRONY.
    And by irony, I mean hypocrisy.

  • @freespirithippie6857
    @freespirithippie6857 Před 2 lety +9

    Madison Cawthorn doesn't stand for anything.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před 2 lety

      That was a very cutting remark. 🤣

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR Před 2 lety +5

    That kid is out of his freaking mind. First off, excited to see a shark? In the open water? What? Second he was lamenting the idea that he couldn't touch the shark? Dude what

    • @robertdraper5782
      @robertdraper5782 Před 2 lety +3

      When I was in the army I always wondered why Claymore Mines had Face Towards the Enemy on them, Now I know, it's for people like Nick

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR Před 2 lety +1

      @@robertdraper5782 LOL exactly

  • @JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters

    That's awesome, Jimmy and Jimmy swapping shows! That is good stuff!

  • @globaltrendreviewer867

    love the April Fool's Joke you pulled off on Freaky Friday. That's something special! ;)

  • @Ceerads
    @Ceerads Před 2 lety +22

    I’d be pissed if I went to see Jimmy Kimmel but got Jimmy Fallon.
    Thank you for what you said about supporting women!

    • @myrrodn458
      @myrrodn458 Před 2 lety +3

      Yep. I would to😂

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Před 2 lety +1

      @@myrrodn458 Thank you!

  • @nowaz
    @nowaz Před 2 lety +53

    Man Fallon is so much funnier if hes left to his own devices and not scripted

    • @msabccbscnnoanfoxnews
      @msabccbscnnoanfoxnews Před 2 lety +15

      I don't know who Man Fallon is, but
      Jimmy Fallon is not funny. I'm still trying to figure out how anybody likes him. to me he just gives
      creep vibes

    • @wborum5939
      @wborum5939 Před 2 lety +10

      Fallon is an annoying over-laugher.

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 Před 2 lety +6

      @@msabccbscnnoanfoxnews he isn't funny and never seems genuine, especially his laugh. I don't get how anybody watches him.

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 Před 2 lety +2

      Fallon is okay, kinda goofy, though. I like when he gets together with Timberlake and they goof around. 🤪

    • @wborum5939
      @wborum5939 Před 2 lety

      Fallon is a chronic over-laugher. Hard to watch.

  • @goldengirl54
    @goldengirl54 Před 2 lety

    Confused people from April 1st show; priceless!!

  • @vc5385
    @vc5385 Před 2 lety +1

    I really liked the April Fools prank that you guys pulled off on Friday. Great planning 😄 🙌

  • @arias6720
    @arias6720 Před 2 lety +3

    Glad you’re back Jimmy

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Před 2 lety +12

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙

  • @gonzalomartinez7078
    @gonzalomartinez7078 Před 2 lety +1

    A long time coming. You two are Amazing!!!!

  • @kristinek2916
    @kristinek2916 Před 2 lety

    Best April Fools joke everrrrr!!!

  • @dionhaun9262
    @dionhaun9262 Před 2 lety +8

    Great show !!!