In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop
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- čas přidán 12. 05. 2015
- The suction fan on the Space Station potty is so loud that, well, everyone knows when you ‘go.’ Italian astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti explains how to turn on that fan and how-to use the International Space Station toilet. -- How to Wash Your Hair In Space: www.space.com/21946-how-to-wa...
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POV: You’re at your friends house and they show you how to use their toilet
MORE LIKE THEIR SHOWER!
😂 FRR
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LMAO
😂😂😂
They should've at least make a window to look at the endless void of space when your taking a shit
Window is a structural weakness))
@@Ultra_Hlebus Its worth it
@@zacharywilliams9708 well, can’t argue with that
Imagine an alien passes by and just sees you in the toilet staring right at them
How about a camera on outside and a screen of the size and shape of window inside, to avoid structural weakness
I wouldn't be embarrassed at the sound of the fan, I'd be embarrassed by ripping a loud echoing fart and the residual smell. "Don't go in there for 10 of your earth minutes!"
You know, when someone farts, just open the window...
@@XXveny nah cu das crazy
True story: People used to be selected to be astronauts that didn't fart much or didn't have smelly farts. It still might be the case actually. They also try to make sure they eat food that keeps them from producing gas AND all those fans are suction fans that suck away any smells anyway.
@@OgdenM So John, you are our top candidate in terms of academic and physical qualifications. You are a decorated top gun pilot who finished in the top one percent. You speak 12 languages and have a wonderful history of charitable donations. BUT! unfortunately your farts stink so you weren't selected.
The space station smells like farts all the time anyway.
She didn't mention it, but sometimes they take those bags they've used, light them on fire, and throw them on the doorstep of the neighbors' space station.
On the alien's military bases on the moon
I don't think that's true
The Chinese neighbors
@@Crabfather you uneducated fool, you probably think the earth is round. shake my smh head bro
She didn't mention it but it's all a hoax
Easy difficulty: Pooping in a school bathroom
Veteran difficulty: Pooping in a space station
i would prefer the space station holy shit
@@lemonandgaming6013 same pooping in a school bathroom is beyond uncomfortable
I assume everyone shits so doing it in space on a clean, small toilet while everyone hears it is so much better than shitting on a broken, filthy toilet that has been stepped, shat, and peed on by millions that has no proper water source
@@notazula nah I’d rather have the school toilet option but then again I don’t do that number 2 in public it’s much better in the comfort of your own home.
My high school toilet actually won the cleanest toilet in the city so I’m 100% preferring the first option.
Imagine if you just took the biggest fattest crap you could ever think of and realize that you forgot to turn on the valve.
@yad that's alright
@@ithaca2076 what is wrong with you
@@ithaca2076 LMAAAOO
@@fylthl LMAAOO
@yad just eat all of it like I do
I can’t believe this is what I wanted to be if I grew up. Good thing my dad told me I had no chance! Thanks dad!!
And now you work at mc donalds drive Inn, so no need to worry anymore
@@holzbergerpeter4480 excuse me. I worked my way up to GM of a Wendy’s. I drive a fully loaded 2011 Ford Taurus, with a company fuel card. I rent a corner unit deluxe apartment and I paid for my waterbed in cash!
@@SHx589 L because waterbed
Same
@@SHx589 you got it good bro
I can't even imagine the Hell that would break loose in a space station if the toilet got clogged or if the shιt tube broke.
i believe that's happened, and the protocol was something like, lock down the room and the person who made the mess cleans it.
@@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur my bad luck: "allow me to introduce myself"
it only takes one Yugoslavian to cancel a fleet of starships
@@jacobpeters5458 What?
what if someone has diarrhea
i was gonna go to sleep but seeing someone poop in space is way more important
Same, I was just bout to go to bed😂
😂🤣👌
Wait-hol up i think ik you-Didnt you comment on Uni-is-trying's vid?-If not imma just delete this comment- :)
@PennyXOX Gacha!
yes i’m friends with uni lmao
@@nat6021 i thought so!Im a big fan of hers and saw your comment on one of her videos lol
"In space, no one can hear you scream."
Yeah, but they can hear you poop.
@Leo's Productions id be PISSED, who tf shittin on my ship :((
😂😂
700th like. Here you go
How to call for help in an emergency 😂
Imaging doing all the work, all the training, all the countless hours of whatever kind of incessantly intense preparation required to be an astronaut aboard the ISS,
and the day comes,
when in an attempt to help educate people about the cold, infinite expanse of which our minds can barely comprehend that is the cosmos you, in earnest, say the sentence "welcome to the toilet of the ISS"
what a life.
you mean all the acting classes?
this is the funniest one i've read all day 😂
Yeah, that was in a Star Trek: Enterprise episode actually. Schoolkids sent questions to the crew and chief engineer Tucker gets a question about "where the poop goes" and he's embarrassed as he thinks the kids will believe he's the officer in charge of poop. =)
Almost as complicated as learning which direction to turn someone else’s shower knob
People: What type of water do you drink?
Astronauts: 99% pee
No 1% pee.
@@pak3ton its closer to 99% than 1%
Recycle pee = W A T E R
@@oofman8860 No one wants to think about it, but all water has had pee in it, technically. Worm pee, human pee, fish pee... Filters are an amazing invention. Even the water that's rained down was evaporated/ultimately filtered from some animal or humans pee.
I’m not sure why they think it’s healthy to recycle pee but a lot of survivalist are not only against drinking your own urine but also recommend not drinking even recycled pee as it can still contain human waste inside but it is better then having no water
Imagine if someone forgot to turn the fan on and the shit nugget was just left to float around the station
"shit nugget" im dead hahahahahha
The next astronaut makes a big yawn, eyes closed....
@@TevinP watch yo jet bro ...
Haha lol😂
@@adityabagale ooo my god
2:40 "which is the first step of turning urine into potable water"
Bear Grylls has entered the chat
Imagine going through the whole process and finishing your nr. 2, just to feel that there's still something coming only a few moments later and having to go through the whole process again, just for it to turn out as a simple after-poop-fart.
mmmmm yum.....
@@roostersbays95 astronauts' life's a tough life. The struggle is real 😝
The guy who invented the vacuum cleaner didn’t have this in mind but here we are.
I bet the guy who designed this was like, “I guess there’s no other way...”
How do you know? Were you there when he invented it?🤣
@@TheDUDERulez1 oh shut it
Too bad cars dont have this option
LOL
So if "in space, nobody can hear me scream" but "in space, everybody can hear you poop", does that mean that if I ever got into problems in space, I should poop for help?
Houston needs to help you with your problem.
+BoarhideGaming Nah, you'll just make everyone put on their earmuffs. :P
+Ezy Teri Reddy Um that was so dumb. Just stop talking
promprom Can you explain why that was dumb? If not, I see no reason why you cannot be a troll.
+BoarhideGaming Ha good one!
Samantha Cristoforetti is a real gem of a woman. Also, the absence of gravity gives her the most badass hairstyle ever.
Yah, the hair is SO amazing. I'm like, "HRm, how on earth would you fake that hair style AND the way it moves?".... for those people that think space isn't real or whatever.
The answer is: A LOT of CGI because gel won't cut it.. and the amount of CGI needed to fake EVERYONE on the ISS would be INSANE and so utterly not worth it to lie about the earth being a globe.
@@OgdenM haha yeah it would be so much CGI NASA would need a semi to deliver ot all.
There is no absence of gravity. How do you think the ISS stays in orbit?
Spoiler: gravity.
This just makes you love and appreciate gravity a lot more.
This toilet literally sucks
0:27 that's a gun to wash our was literally [S U C K S)
@@6x886 The joke went figuratively over your head 😁
@@6x886 It's ok, my friend. Have a nice day!
quite literally
Indeed it literally does
That's too complicated... I would just hold my poop until I went back home
Good luck holding it for 6 months
I’m crying 😭😭😭😭
But holding things in space isn't necessary? ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
Nice, holding poop for 8 to 10 month
Omfg same
I can't believe we can watch an actually astronaut teaching us how to poop in space from space. The space race was totally worth it
I've seen this for 5 years in recommendation.
I realized is that we should appreciate what little time we spend on toilet.
Dislikes are from people who thought she’d demonstrate lol
I have so many unanswered questions!
czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
@@fuckamitheonlysaneone7426 I got an ad get fucked
What the
That is disgusting.
And likely.
This video has been recommended to me nonstop for about 3 years and I'm finally giving in💀
Same 🐸
Yepp!
Turns out you are one of the few elected ones. Prepare yourself 😎
Gosh I have so many videos still recommending me after years and years
Lmao "giving in"
I love the happy happy ambiance which astronauts always put on when talking to a camera. In reality that way of relieving oneself is something nobody gets used to and for sure there have been tragic accidents...
I love all the videos from ISS! The way humans move up there is so cool.. and that hair! The way it stands up and moves is so cool!
Anyone that says ya'll aren't actually in space are utterly insane. It would be SO hard to fake those body movements and that hair.
I'm really not sure why this was in my recommendations, but now I'm left with more questions than I had before I watched
same lol
Exactly
Same
1.) Why is she touching everything
2.) Urine gets turned into whatt?!?
3.) What happens after the 71 days or some like that
those are my top 3 haha.
What if a woman astronaut has a period...? - that's mine.
That bag couldnt hold my monsters
lmao
[GD] Delrasshial what
I thought the same 🤣 I wonder if they can do both when they do number 2 I suposse they'll do.. 🤔
@@milktea.9019 yes
I didint wanted to know that but
... Interesting i Guess?
Got more questions than answers 💀
I was honored and privileged enough to be part of the ISS crew on May 18th 2011.
I was fired May 20th 2011.
I filled up the solid waste bucket by the second day and I brought my own lunch. Nobody said asparagus was banned on my mission.
I don't want to be an astronaut anymore
Lol..
Wasn't going to be easy.
+Ethorbit Just like going isn't easy.
Tess Verres English.
Ethorbit Just like going (the act of using the facilities) isn't easy. Get the pun.
+Igor “Ahoy” Did you think that being an astronaut meant that you would never need to use a toilet again? LOL
All of a sudden being an astronaut isn't that interesting for me anymore
Garotas no espaço: vamos flutuar e tirar selfies
Garotos no espaço:
@@G__Brtz I can’t read ur comment
same here
@@itzfrostyo cuz is in portuguese.
This is how it is:
Girls in space: Le'ts float and take selfies
boys in space:
@@G__Brtz so you have c o c a i n a
Edit: Hold on I read colombia instead portugiese
RIP the dude who had explosive diarrhea
Thanks, I really needed to know this. Looking forward to more "space pooping"!
What if you poop so hard you launch propel yourself into the ceiling?
There are bars to hold onto
LOL
Lmao fucking had me crying with this, brilliant XD
thats a good one! lol
I guess if you poop that hard you have other problems...like making your own... solid rocket fuel... ba dum tss...
I'm a nervous pooper guess I can't be an astronaut
Freddygotfingered sameee
Same here
Nervous Pooper 😂😂
Man! Damn...
I want to know, but I'm scared to hear the answer 😂 what is a nervous pooper anyway?
Phil Mccrevasse Turn music on, on your phone. When at others home do the same & run a little water or shower if it’s ok with them. I have a whole damn stadium in the bathroom.
Reading the comments during the ad, I’m looking forward to this.
I have to say, the title of this video is just so perfect. Great reference.
It's so uncomfortable when you try so hard not to make explosive sounds while pooping but fail...
😂
💀
Explosif 🧨
@Bharat Dhurua imagine all your friends are in yo home and you can't control your sounds.. wouldn't u feel embarrassed and uncomfortable?
I suffered through the same situation :'/
Pls don't ask what happened next...
@Bharat Dhurua don't waste water what the fuck is wrong with you
"I was born on this planet, I will die on this planet ".
Same and as happy as it gets
Yea dude 👏👍
Is there even a chance that you’ll be born at outer space?
@@jjvcmm Your absolutely right, I won't .
@@mikemotteberg3527 its not possible theres no gravity in space when you do $*x rhe sperm will not be fertilized and when you pregnant in space the baby will not survive so its not possible when there is no gravity and oxygen and i love earth
Puts in to perspective things that we take for granted.
Just watching this and imagining how people would clean themselves of poop smudge in zero gravity already makes me anxious 😬
And with what?
"Urine is turned into potable water."
Bear Grilles: **heavy breathing**
Oh snap, LOL!! 😂
*potable*
@@GrassLion85 Thanks. Was fixed.
Lmao
made my day. haha
Some person on an other planet 200 years later: "aw, what just hit me on my head"
His friend: "that looks like frozen shit"
Oh my god ! Ur comment killed me 😭😂😂
Or 200 years before... think about it
@@fentanull dang man, that poop is going pretty fast
Then they put it to a museum
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine being the engineers that had to actually work on this system.
Imagine having a DFMEA meeting on that one
I imagine the engineers arguing and ripping their already bald heads out as they decide whether they should make the rim bigger for comfortability or smaller for accuracy
Yeah, they must have had guys that are literal shit machines to supply them!
@@antarcticorb9197 Purportedly they recruited test subjects from the drive-thru at the local Taco Bell.
ok...
now let's imagine a professional archer in an arching competition ... would he/she get 100% accuracy every time? Unlikely ... that's exactly what this is.
Imagine needing to use the bathroom so bad but you have to do all this before u can
Just switch on the fan
they developed a sense that they can feel the shit 5 minutes before shitting
They switch the bags already for the next person!
This gave more questions than answers.
@@TheSeanpatrickobrien actually it would be better to open a window
The way she was running her fingers over the seat was a little uncomfortable
You think they clean that with wipes or something?
Actually they disinfect it every single time after they use.... because they can't afford to get sick in space
I was thinking about that too... 😂
i’ve never seen anyone be so intimate with a toilet
@@leahnoeldickerson lol 😂😂
Lovely topic to discuss
I guess thats why astronauts are usually highly trained military people. Because to hit that little target with your dookie in zero G, one must have great aim.
How to kill every hope for space tourism in a single video.
I'd still go if given the chance!
Eric Orrin NASA is a fraud
ISS doesn't exist. Satellites don't exist in outer space. It's all a hoax to fool masses.
Humans can't survive moving 10 times faster than bullet.
Speed of sound: 760mph
Speed of bullet: 1,700mph
Speed of ISS (fake): 27,000mph
Speed of hubble satellite (fake): ??
Speed of superman (fake): ??
@@playerone1746 Based on what research?
@@playerone1746 I can't believe there still are people who believe the earth is flat.
Switchblade 13 I always didn't know the earth was flat. I used to believe in spinning ball earth before NASA proved NASA is a fraud.
I understand if u believe NASA without research but after research you will know 100% of the things NASA and all outer space agencies claim is a lie.
WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE DAMN TOILET HOLE
I guess it is clean?..... Maybe😂.
I'm thinking the same thing
Greedy Gamer Europeans fear nothing
I guess that everything is always 100% clean and sanitized bc of course there should not be any kind of bacteria/virus or dirt flying around. Therefore i could say that the "hole" is not disgusting to touch
@@nickapimu and also there's no gravity so you wont be touching it with your buttocks so
Space has got to be pretty important to a person. I could not do that. I am very thankful for my toilet and gravity lol
Well done Howard, well done 👍🏻
WHEN SHE SAID,"I'M GOING TO SHOW HOW IT LOOKS", I WAS LIKE 😳☠️
Shut up
Shut up bitch
@@faraz9641 no YOU
Shut the fuck up
Fucking shut up asshole
‘In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop’
7.2 million people: interesting
Like you too. Old joke btw
Shits interesting, what can I say
original joke
You are shit
@@amireal5458 no, its not XD it is over the damnCZcams...
You can't hear in space
Pooping: Ha jokes on you I'm louder here than Earth!
Fascinating... Probably seems luxurious to the Apollo Astronauts.. 🤔😂👍
I'll never be able to become an astronaut until they can make those bags at least twice the size :(
oh my god same, i wonder if you can request larger bags or do they have a shit limit
🤣🤣🤣🤭
@@m4tta shit limit XDDDD
@@m4tta I think their diet limits their poop naturally, and they won't get diarrhea bc everything is mild and super sanitary.. it's not Taco Bell or Panda Express.
@@NairAthul thats not true, people with irritable bowel syndrom get dierehha no matter what
THE WAY THEY WAS GENTLY RUNNING THERE FINGERS AGAINST THE HOLE THEY SHIT IN HAS ME CONCERNED 😭💀
Because they clean it :))
They clean and desinfect it
They shit in the bag and then put the bag into the toilet. They don't actually sit there because there is no gravity so u literally can not sit in space.
@@the1shrubbery but then the shit would float off wouldn't it? Jk
But I guess they just use the walls to push their bum to touch the seat. So it ain't impossible
@@playnox8567 i dont see any particular reason why their bum would have to touch the seat. it seems to me that they shit into the plastic bags and then place the bags into the container from what I understand.
The way she casually caressed the poop seat was unsettling to see
If drinking pee makes me an astronaut, call me Neil Armstrong
wait
Why was I expecting her to do a demonstration 😂
😂 same
Your not alone
Tahlia Jolly same 😂😂😂
Tahlia Jolly same 😂
Ikr
"As a courtesy for the next person"
She's been stung before and still salty about it
hahahahahha
Lmaooo nailed it
Can you imagine? You've got an urgent need to go, and you get to the toilet, and... ugh, now you have to do something else before you can even use it!
Her eyebrows lowered, eyelids squinting she intently looks through the corner of her eye she states, “I’m not naming any names, but we do this AS A COURTESY!”
czcams.com/video/Jd0VAIPtfW4/video.html space station
I knew being an astronaut isn't easy, but that further proves it.
After a good sleep, this was recommended to me!
Suddenly restrooms at airplanes, airports, bus and train stations doesn’t look so bad after all.
At the very least, this one is kept super clean.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 clean, but not comfortable
@@sebasgames3479 I would argue that I'd rather have cleanliness over comfort in a bathroom.
restrooms at airports are damn nice lol wdym?
@@Magma09 crowded $hlth0Les are never nice.
I would get shit everywhere and they would have to call off the mission because my shit compromised the entire operation.
🤣🤣😂😂😂
“Hey guys, do we have a plunger?”
“Ahh… no?”
“Well ahhh I guess we’re going home then…”
Well shit.
😅🤣😂!!!
Nasa getting real tired of your shit
The title of this video is everything
"Let's say you are here up on ISS"
-Thanks for the advice, definitely gonna remember this one next time im up there
I will forever appreciate my home toilet after watching this
appreciate gravity my friend.
😂😂
Ik this looks uncomfortable
I think I’ll buy it a fresh, new seat, even.
mine has led lights and water fountain .
I clicked on this thinking she was gonna explain how somehow our pooping sounds were amplified in space ⚰️
Haha ditto.
Lmao imagine it was inexplicably only the pooping sounds amplified
@@harveergill8088 thank for supporting this
There is no sound waves in the vacuum of space.
@@harveergill8088 Earth like conditions are simulated inside the space station. I don't know how, but yes, simulation allows sounds to propagate
i'm gonna become an astronaut, shit as hard as possible, not close the fans, make all the oxygens scarse, everyone dies.
Sounds like a new Sandler-McCarthy movie...
I got a febreez ad before this.
In space, nobody can hear you scream, but everybody can hear you poop.
Mud butt
+GPMachado Well, sound requires air to travel through. And the space station has air inside of it. Hence, there is sound inside the space station. So, yes, they can hear you scream inside the space station, just not outside of it.
+nrgins never heard of alien isolation?
+GPMachado Nope, never.
+GPMachado What happens if you do both at the same time?
"Whats that sound"
"Its mike again,he's releasing a big shit"
Bursting noises*
Bruh 😂🤣😂😂
Not again mike.. Oh god..
LMFAOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT. BRUH😂😂😂
"Oh no I have to sneeze while dumping a huge one....!!!"
intercom: This is not a drill. We have a code brown in unit 2. I repeat. This is not a drill. We have a code brown in unit 2.
"Damn, everyone put on your space hazmat suits. Looks like Doug had another episode... don't forget to grab the special doodie vacuums."
Good to know, I've been holding it in space for several weeks now and let's say that today is the first Big Rip our universe had
if you hear some one screaming “Oh, God its a 3 bagger”, float away float away
Or the misuse of the urine option.
@@grandpamoonstone7772 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LOLOLOLOL I was gonna say, if you're having some intestinal issues that bag ain't big enough!
Hahahahahaha omg, this comment made me laugh far too hard. Trying not to wake up the missus next to me but it's not easy 😂😂😂
😂 underrated comment
Me: **Shits aggressively**
Astronaut: C'mon! You know we can hear you!
Me: Really?? **Shits more aggressively**
LMFAOO
😂😂😂
BAHAHAHA
Disgusting asshole...
@@g.h.7755 😂😭
What a time to be alive.
Diarrea in space does not sound like a nice enterprise.
This is giving me anxiety.
More anxiety than when your throat was cut 4000 years ago?
@You Tube His username (The Outsider) is a character from a video game, I was just dropping a reference to said character :)
😂 feel u bro
Ahahahaha
Oi Dishonored Fan Like ne:)
she touching all the tools comfortably is killing me
What?
Same here
@@aaronjames3228 They meant the way she is so comfortable at touching those even tho it is used for piss and shit
It's probably very, very sanitized. You can't have shit and piss all over your expensive space gear so it probably gets cleaned regularly
@@ultrasonic953 proof?
Those bags are uncomfortably small. I feel like I wouldn’t be able to fully let it rip in fear of over flowing it. What happens if you poop in that thing without a bag being inside of it??
A mess.
@@mothmaiden dang
why oh why youtube ? i mean, you are recommending this to me for years ??? why ? ok, i'm watching it now. happy ? geez.
Imagine being an alien like “bro wtf just got on our windshield”
There's no air in space , therefore there's no wind. Hence they're called Turdshields when in space.
O
Y’all hating on a guy who made another joke
@@itsharry5998 💩
@@itsharry5998 Touche. Furthermore, regardless of the fact, the man could still be joking. Hence, the comments above.
She must be confident in everyone's sanitary standards to be touching all around that seat 😂
@RL CL wtf did they teach you at school ?
yeah imagine working together with civilized people that don't do the chicken dance on the shitter, much unlike the npcs you encounter in public places
I would imagine it’s not like an airplane lav lol
@RL CL no way you actually believe that
@RL CL ahaha funny
Oh the glammer of space travel.
That is truly the sentence of all time
"Turn urine into potable water"
Nestlé: 👀
Oregon turns waste water into Beer... Yep... Stay thirsty my friends
Underrated comment 😂
Lloooool
I don’t know why I liked this comment XD
😂😂😂😂
I really don't know where I will use this information, but I know it is useful to me.
Ahahaha....maybe the use is knowing that we have it easier...
One day you will take a dump in a vacuum cleaner
I'm thinking of sending the link to loved ones for laughs... smh
UltiH hahahahahaha
UltiH NASA is a fraud
ISS doesn't exist. Satellites don't exist in outer space. It's all a hoax to fool masses.
Humans can't survive moving 10 times faster than bullet.
Speed of sound: 760mph
Speed of bullet: 1,700mph
Speed of ISS (fake): 27,000mph
Speed of hubble satellite (fake): ??
Speed of superman (fake): ??
Howard on the big bang theory is so proud of her....
1:23 pause in voice plus the rapid squinting afterwards is a sign of smelling something realllll bad. Some moon rocks.
the gravity is one of the most necessary gift from the god.
Yeah now after watching a couple of videos...i realize that it is indeed important....but on the contrary..once you are comfortable in space...that floatation is a different fun😄😄😄
God doesn't exist
Agreed ;D
@@anushnandanrao2483 I respect atheist but BRO STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT
what is god??
And this is why I don’t like pooping in places that aren’t my home
agreed
same lol. school, no. friends house, no. only my house
SAME
This gives "blast off" a new meaning.
I’m sure the suction tube gets to have functional versatility when you’re all by yourself in space.