Former NASA Astronaut Explains How Food Is Different in Space | WIRED

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  • čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
  • What's different about food in space? Former NASA astronaut Mike Massimino breaks down all the differences between eating on Earth and eating in space. Is astronaut ice cream REALLY a thing? Who decides what food is brought to space? Can you eat burgers in space? Why do astronauts use tortillas instead of bread?
    Mike Massimino is a former NASA astronaut, senior advisor for space programs at the Intrepid Museum, and professor at Columbia University.
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  • @alxuria
    @alxuria Před 4 lety +7299

    "I'm not saying I ever did this" - "I was one of the only astronauts to gain weight"

  • @frank3manuel
    @frank3manuel Před 4 lety +3133

    "I'm not saying I switched food dots.."
    "You're the only one who gained weight in space!"

  • @fanofCOH
    @fanofCOH Před 4 lety +1329

    I feel like his mission commander ate alot of asparagus.

    • @ananyav.551
      @ananyav.551 Před 3 lety +21

      I love this comment lol

    • @RoyFizzle
      @RoyFizzle Před 3 lety +78

      Who tf is the admin who gave me 300 pouches of asparagus!?

    • @julesb2415
      @julesb2415 Před 3 lety +22

      Cut to Mike with empty packs of shrimp cocktail floating around him

  • @LoveBaseballLove
    @LoveBaseballLove Před 4 lety +2034

    I love that he talks about Italian food with more passion than the Space science things lol.

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv Před 4 lety +70

      Well, he is an FBI, full-blooded Italian. Italian food is amazing!

    • @jigyajithazarika3510
      @jigyajithazarika3510 Před 2 lety +4

      isnt the topic `food in space`?

    • @anandygittens268
      @anandygittens268 Před 2 lety +14

      I was thinking he is an Italian the way he looks and speaks, he should check his bloodline and see.

    • @bransonjallim2620
      @bransonjallim2620 Před 2 lety +12

      @@anandygittens268 in a article it said he took the flag Sicily on his first space mission

    • @anandygittens268
      @anandygittens268 Před 2 lety +5

      @@bransonjallim2620 beautiful to know thank you for the info much appreciated.

  • @xser4321
    @xser4321 Před 4 lety +3263

    Mike Massimino: In space it's different.
    Lighting Guy: My time has come.

    • @GtheMVP
      @GtheMVP Před 4 lety +30

      haha, perfectly put!

    • @luise213
      @luise213 Před 4 lety +8

      lmaoo

    • @charile
      @charile Před 4 lety +96

      "In space, it's different"
      🗿

    • @salmasky9739
      @salmasky9739 Před 4 lety +10

      I laughed so hard at this. 😂

    • @PRdeSO
      @PRdeSO Před 4 lety +25

      Actually it's his own Spaceman superpower, the whole planet shifts 90 degrees when he says "In space it's different".

  • @shannonshackelford7253
    @shannonshackelford7253 Před 4 lety +5688

    “In space...it’s different” *dramatic light transition*
    😂😂 cracked me up every time

    • @horstherbert35
      @horstherbert35 Před 4 lety +23

      they prolly do that with a crossfader and a soundboard to add the dramatic sound effect, too.

    • @sergiolandz6056
      @sergiolandz6056 Před 4 lety +13

      because its a bunch of crap, they are actors. Seriously, they are always acting like its a joke or add funny things to keep the sheeps mind active. The only thing nasa sent in space is your imagination.

    • @barcaleicleic7781
      @barcaleicleic7781 Před 4 lety +7

      You can’t get ‘pizza’ how ironic you would make such a reference. Now where is the science with all the money you spent. No we get endless videos of people eating, doing summersaults and idiots playing with water. Get the fuc£ out of here. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @87aggietim
      @87aggietim Před 4 lety +170

      ​@@sergiolandz6056 I am doing research on conspiracy theorist. What is your age and education level?

    • @gz200451
      @gz200451 Před 4 lety +6

      so unnecessary

  • @joshisnot11
    @joshisnot11 Před 4 lety +705

    I love how he starts out saying "Their dot" and "Your dot" but ends saying "Your dot" and "my dot" haha
    "I'm gonna eat that."
    Love this guy.

  • @michaelakakrack1281
    @michaelakakrack1281 Před 4 lety +819

    “I was one of the few guys to gain weight in space... they were amazed”

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 Před 4 lety +102

      Lot of dot switching

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Před 3 lety +38

      Michelle Ingram I wonder how much of his fellow astronauts’ weight loss is attributable to his dot switching, if he actually gained weight 😂

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 Před 3 lety +7

      @@JacquelineUnderwood Haha if Had been there I eoukd have had a fight with him . I hate people touching my food😝😝😝

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood Před 3 lety +10

      Michelle Ingram sounds like he was good enough to avoid detection though 😂 I’m actually really impressed that he managed to snitch that much food, as I’d assume astronauts lose an average of a couple pounds of muscle mass and bone weight.

    • @crystalinabacteria3430
      @crystalinabacteria3430 Před 3 lety +2

      @@JacquelineUnderwood I know they usually are strict & monitor everyone. I would have loved to have seen him get caught in the act.

  • @codycouture1
    @codycouture1 Před 4 lety +6956

    "As you become an experienced astronaut, you realize that those dots are just stickers" LOL

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven Před 4 lety +283

      It takes a PhD and command experience to understand space, lowly civilian.
      We have a complex system of governance: "Stee Kar"

    • @hamdaanchalky7724
      @hamdaanchalky7724 Před 4 lety +22

      37thraven at least we’re not lonely civilians.

    • @awkwardlycast5801
      @awkwardlycast5801 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm a master in aerospace engineer and private pilot. Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

    • @johntheux9238
      @johntheux9238 Před 4 lety +99

      @@awkwardlycast5801 Shut up!

    • @Midwest4x4f150
      @Midwest4x4f150 Před 4 lety +88

      Awkwardly Cast you sir, are not to bright

  • @housekilla457
    @housekilla457 Před 4 lety +2463

    I like to think that there is another astronaut somewhere watching this like “I knew it! That thieving son of a...”.

  • @jaz6649
    @jaz6649 Před 4 lety +539

    “We put
    Swedish fish in it so it was an aquarium”

    • @apol8245
      @apol8245 Před 3 lety +8

      Yep, we watched the video too, that’s what he said.

    • @snokalo208
      @snokalo208 Před 3 lety +19

      Me, a Swede: Nice

    • @carrito1981
      @carrito1981 Před 2 lety +1

      that was the best XD

  • @matthewgumabon7498
    @matthewgumabon7498 Před 3 lety +476

    “In space, it’s different.”
    “When I’m on Earth...”
    “My students in Columbia...”
    “I called up a pizzeria for delivery to the hotel after landing back on Earth.”
    What a certified living legend.

    • @epr1
      @epr1 Před 3 lety +13

      He went to Columbia and then MIT if I remember correctly. Absolutely awesome human being

  • @bluesword9112
    @bluesword9112 Před 4 lety +4981

    I love his passionate hatred for space ice cream

    • @SGFTI
      @SGFTI Před 4 lety +111

      It ain't that bad. But I've eaten MREs, my standards are low.

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle Před 4 lety +137

      It’s a ‘cute’ experience to do once as a kid, but eating that dry, gross garbage “ice cream” for 6 months in space as one of your only foods or desserts?
      No way...

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 Před 4 lety +20

      I told my mother that and she’s like “Why? Space ice cream is good.”

    • @dxqth
      @dxqth Před 4 lety +28

      Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it???

    • @5skyhigh
      @5skyhigh Před 4 lety +21

      @@dxqth me too, and not even for the novelty. It tastes nice and has a cool weird texture

  • @thatdirtyninja5829
    @thatdirtyninja5829 Před 4 lety +3540

    you imagine being that guy at the pizza place that answered the email..."you said you are where?"

    • @talhaali9132
      @talhaali9132 Před 4 lety +81

      Lol, that’s actually funny

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- Před 4 lety +67

      alphadawn2015 lennon yeah but in the email they prob mentioned they’re currently in space and that when they land they want a pizza at a hotel for a celebration.

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 Před 4 lety +90

      Swansea S this dude was like “I’m either getting pranked or im talking to someone on the ISS.”

    • @0netyr
      @0netyr Před 4 lety +2

      LmaoO

    • @boomshakalaka415
      @boomshakalaka415 Před 4 lety +55

      Pizza driver: "I understand you're actually within the 10 mile free delivery radius, but I don't think the boss is going to approve my fuel reimbursement" 🍕🚀🤔

  • @Elkatook666
    @Elkatook666 Před 4 lety +402

    it's all fun and games until someone gets cookie crumbs in their eye

  • @bg23428
    @bg23428 Před 3 lety +602

    “In space, it’s different”
    🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝

  • @pachanas703
    @pachanas703 Před 4 lety +4511

    Dude really hates astronaut ice cream. 😂

    • @zapfanzapfan
      @zapfanzapfan Před 4 lety +16

      I've seen others try it and it seems worthless.

    • @cleekmaker00
      @cleekmaker00 Před 4 lety +101

      Astronaut Ice Cream is a marketing gimmick. Ice Cream NEVER travels well, under ANY circumstances.
      Go for the Space Ramen instead.

    • @chuggon7595
      @chuggon7595 Před 4 lety +10

      @Ank Musico they did on the first succesful Apollo mission

    • @soulextracter
      @soulextracter Před 4 lety +44

      @@chuggon7595 First of all, the Astronaut Ice Cream is indeed a marketing gimmick, if you didn't notice, he said several times that they can not have food items that crumbles, and the "astronaut" ice cream is freeze dried ice cream, which means that it's a crumble fest. If they are to have ice cream in space, it has to be ordinary ice cream, which he also mentioned that they had in a "fridge" I think he meant freezer though.

    • @Myflag2022
      @Myflag2022 Před 4 lety +35

      I actually find the freeze dried ice cream to be quite good.

  • @db-wt8lb
    @db-wt8lb Před 4 lety +1708

    "I'm not saying I ever did this" ... as he's going over it in detail.

    • @reii_uxu_
      @reii_uxu_ Před 4 lety +20

      Well, he doesn't like asparagus so..🤷‍♀️

    • @jamesrichard6377
      @jamesrichard6377 Před 4 lety +1

      🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Před rokem +2

      FML!! When ur on the I.S.S. and try to use a salt shaker you smuggled onboard and the top came flying off. {0.o}

  • @djsonicc
    @djsonicc Před 3 lety +119

    "Apparently I like Italian food"
    -- Mike Massimino

  • @esse_9685
    @esse_9685 Před 4 lety +111

    No one:
    Mike: well in space it’s different. “Silence for 10 seconds”

  • @danielmadsen8047
    @danielmadsen8047 Před 4 lety +1842

    “So how do you become a good astronaut?”
    “You lock the straw”

    • @WtfYoutube_YouSuck
      @WtfYoutube_YouSuck Před 4 lety

      this liar is so deep in the conspiracy his brain no longer works.

    • @courtneycox9377
      @courtneycox9377 Před 4 lety +15

      @@WtfCZcams_YouSuck what are you even talking about?🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 Před 4 lety +7

      @@courtneycox9377 They're self-describing, perhaps?

    • @JOSEPH-vs2gc
      @JOSEPH-vs2gc Před 4 lety +4

      if your a clever enough astronaut, you can switch the dots.

    • @chuggaa100
      @chuggaa100 Před 4 lety

      @@WtfCZcams_YouSuck Yikes

  • @BlueShrek15
    @BlueShrek15 Před 4 lety +2508

    "When im on earth"
    Biggest flex ever

    • @vibsc
      @vibsc Před 3 lety +22

      Replying so that you can know your likes

    • @twitchfacex7124
      @twitchfacex7124 Před 3 lety +6

      I know a bigger flex.

    • @kleid4677
      @kleid4677 Před 3 lety +2

      What is it?

    • @joshuapittman4663
      @joshuapittman4663 Před 3 lety

      No one like this again it’s a 969.

    • @omaxiee
      @omaxiee Před 3 lety +1

      @@joshuapittman4663 ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ not anymore

  • @comment514
    @comment514 Před 4 lety +459

    Flat earthers be like: "they are eating cgi!"

    • @brixxconnor3411
      @brixxconnor3411 Před 3 lety +46

      @Comment, clearly the foods are paid actors.

    • @Seabee203
      @Seabee203 Před 3 lety +11

      @@brixxconnor3411 No, better. The ISS is the paid actor!

    • @wheatley7083
      @wheatley7083 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Seabee203 no space is obviously cgi

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 Před 3 lety +2

      You guys are such mongoloids. The cgi obviously a cgi.

    • @mikeypao526
      @mikeypao526 Před 2 lety

      Wait there’s people that still believe this stuff is real? Lemme sell you some NASA merch

  • @kay-md4ur
    @kay-md4ur Před 2 lety +198

    Watching this makes me remember how I wanted to be an astronaut when I was younger. I gave up though, but since now I'm studying foods, I'm wondering if I can make foods for the astronauts or do a research about foods for space.

  • @Sara-xx4bf
    @Sara-xx4bf Před 4 lety +7844

    Lol he’s really telling us how to steal food in space while saying “I’m not saying I ever did this” 😂 kinda suspicious

  • @hannahlowe4689
    @hannahlowe4689 Před 4 lety +1482

    “in space, it’s different” *dramatic transition*

    • @samk7717
      @samk7717 Před 4 lety +20

      hannah mae cringe asf

    • @dan271291
      @dan271291 Před 3 lety +5

      @@samk7717 The 695 upvotes vs your single opinion suggests you're wrong.

    • @PrabhatDayal
      @PrabhatDayal Před 3 lety +1

      The transitionS… omg the transitions😂

    • @Mente_Universal
      @Mente_Universal Před 2 lety

      cgi transition

    • @danc.5509
      @danc.5509 Před 2 lety

      I am concerned about excrements. Not that I would ever be in that situation!!! Difficult enough on an aeroplane.

  • @jennadune8701
    @jennadune8701 Před 4 lety +124

    That means if they brought Lays to space, there would be 0% air and 100% chips!
    Man I wanna go to space now!

  • @MacClellandMan
    @MacClellandMan Před 4 lety +45

    "Dude, your cookie got in my eye!"

  • @stonegiant2186
    @stonegiant2186 Před 4 lety +2791

    LMAO when he said they made an aquarium with a water bubble and a Swedish fish

    • @rhiannn3416
      @rhiannn3416 Před 4 lety +132

      I honestly really want to see that.

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 Před 4 lety +39

      That’s totally something my dad would do....

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel Před 4 lety +49

      That just sounds like so much fun

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi Před 4 lety

      StoneGiant hahahah

    • @romarina2687
      @romarina2687 Před 4 lety +3

      I just realized he said it more than once

  • @82mabli
    @82mabli Před 4 lety +2605

    he absolutely changed the food markings in space :-)

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy Před 4 lety +293

      Totally. There's an ex-shuttle commander out there right now saying "damnit I KNEW I had brought more shrimp cocktail than that!"

    • @QRSC-fh2ob
      @QRSC-fh2ob Před 4 lety +57

      He's a riot 😂😂😂

    • @EwWhoIsTHAT
      @EwWhoIsTHAT Před 4 lety +168

      Not only that, somewhere out there some astro-nutritionist is also thinking "dammit, I knew something was off when they said my calculations were wrong!"
      I'm sure the fact that he's one of the few astronauts to gain weight in space is TOTALLY unrelated....

    • @Whiskey_Philosopher
      @Whiskey_Philosopher Před 4 lety +2

      @@EwWhoIsTHAT But what type of weight is the question. I wonder if they would be more likely to gain Fat weight vs muscle weight. (I lean towards fat weight)

    • @FishyFables
      @FishyFables Před 4 lety +15

      in no way did this man ever in the history of spaceflight take anyones food. he is too bigly smart for that. fake news!

  • @cronialpaler
    @cronialpaler Před 3 lety +126

    "The tragedy of space flight is you can't get pizza."
    >Last name Massimino
    heh

    • @Mrempoleon100
      @Mrempoleon100 Před 3 lety +7

      1:27 "I like italian food apearently"
      Me: look again at his last name
      Heh

  • @lalaloza4703
    @lalaloza4703 Před 3 lety +22

    “All we have is tortillas”
    Basically every Mexican dad ever: 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹

  • @jahahahaha
    @jahahahaha Před 4 lety +4571

    I wonder if they accidentally drop their food sometimes on Earth, cause they were so used to things floating.

    • @flaming_snakeu
      @flaming_snakeu Před 4 lety +101

      czcams.com/video/PVxaL8CAO4M/video.html here’s a link of that happening but not with food

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF Před 4 lety +116

      @@flaming_snakeu Sadly that video is just satire. Not real

    • @Siruru97
      @Siruru97 Před 4 lety +81

      it is very common to just drop things after 6 months of it flouting :P

    • @flaming_snakeu
      @flaming_snakeu Před 4 lety +6

      ✿MJF✿ still funny af lmao

    • @darknessofice1383
      @darknessofice1383 Před 4 lety +26

      They do: czcams.com/video/qbOCpxvH6U4/video.html

  • @Enchilada_Man
    @Enchilada_Man Před 4 lety +541

    "There can be air in the bags"
    *shows picture of Lays*

  • @christianmartinez2179
    @christianmartinez2179 Před rokem +4

    8:30
    The commander watching this: you little son of a...

  • @yuzurucookie0227
    @yuzurucookie0227 Před 4 lety +34

    ”In space, its different" *SPACE INTENSIFY*

  • @J-Hue
    @J-Hue Před 4 lety +3066

    This dude was def stealing everybody's food. lmao

    • @ermonski
      @ermonski Před 4 lety +52

      Just like your typical office pantry!

    • @bronkolie
      @bronkolie Před 4 lety +212

      I love how he was describing exactly how you can steal somebody's food and then quickly disclaims that he never did that himself

    • @SheerDrop
      @SheerDrop Před 4 lety +179

      "I was one of the only 2 to gain weight in space, the scientists were quite surprised"

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 Před 4 lety +4

      Jack Scientist: Wow you’re big chungus-looking ash.

    • @jester4886
      @jester4886 Před 4 lety +1

      They should have killed him

  • @SaintElmo8
    @SaintElmo8 Před 4 lety +1944

    I swear this man is probably the most likable man I’ve ever seen in my life lol.

  • @jadynlozada8181
    @jadynlozada8181 Před 4 lety +92

    These stories are so fascinating and sometimes hilarious 😂

  • @dadadede9359
    @dadadede9359 Před 4 lety +27

    "But in space, its different"
    *Light starts moving to another angle*

  • @Knives7777
    @Knives7777 Před 4 lety +2675

    good to know that typical dorm room fuckery goes on even in space

    • @cameronnekerekian1712
      @cameronnekerekian1712 Před 4 lety +146

      when you still got the dumbass in you and you're placed with others who are too, it'll always happen lmao

    • @flaming_snakeu
      @flaming_snakeu Před 4 lety +39

      Yeah but the thing is they also try to pee upside down

    • @dijoxx
      @dijoxx Před 4 lety +60

      @@flaming_snakeu So just like the dorm room then?

    • @zenosama8505
      @zenosama8505 Před 4 lety +7

      Knives77 that’s a great way to say that

    • @BradWatsonMiami
      @BradWatsonMiami Před 3 lety +1

      GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th was a Masonic(7,74) Code(4). G is the 7th letter, a circle O is either 15 or zero or ---, D=4. This alphanumeric code is known as Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) using 'the key'(74) of A=1, B2, C3...Z26. O is the only irregularity.

      The ancients first developed math & science when we observed the '7 Classical Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn - 4 weren't seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. There are 4 primary lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each, thus 4 7-day weeks in a 'moonth'. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. The Roman Calendar has 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 days (7x4). Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders & feet (+ Orion's Belt). The BIG Dipper & Little Dipper are both 7 stars with 4 in their bowls. Pleiades/7 Sisters is the 4th most common asterism. Mars returns to the same point in the heavens in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years.

      simple=74=S19+I9+M13+P16+L12+E5
      English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8
      gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1
      Masonic=74=M13+A1+S19+O15+N14+I9+C3
      shadows=74=S19+H8+A1+D4+O+W23+S19
      months=74=M13+O+N14+T20+H8+S19
      point=74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20
      heavens=74=H8+E5+A1+V22+E5+N14+S19

      Modern astronomy: Besides Earth, this solar system has 7 planets with 4 being gas/ice giants. Venus .7 & Mercury .4 AU. Venus' orbit of 224.7 days is 7.4 avg. Earth months (30.4 days each).

      GOD=7_4 evokes GOD the Grand Architect of the Universe (GAOTU). Administrator James Webb, John Glenn, Buzz Aldrin, and many more at NASA were Masons. The Original 7 Mercury Astronauts: 4 weren't Air Force/4 weren't Navy. Apollo 4 was the first unmanned launch, Apollo 7 was the first manned launch and 4 missions later, Apollo 11 was the first to land on the Moon at 4:17 pm EDT.

      Mason=47=M13+A1+S19+O+N14

      Apollo 13 was also a mystical experiment with the #13. It launched at 13:13 CT and one of its oxygen tanks exploded on April 13. It miraculously returned safely on 4/17 - Jesus' actual Birthday; see MichaelMolnar.com .

      See GOD=7_4 at 7seals.blogspot.com . This has triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

  • @LiteralCowboy
    @LiteralCowboy Před 4 lety +536

    I love how every single time he says "in space it's different" they just take like 3 seconds to just pause and stare the camera at him.

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 Před 4 lety +1

      Brother? Is that you?
      Also, ikr?

    • @UnwrittenSpade
      @UnwrittenSpade Před 4 lety

      Mr Mighty lol you mean point the camera at him

  • @purplenephthys7655
    @purplenephthys7655 Před 4 lety +85

    "you see more of the curve of the earth"
    flat earthers take notes

  • @kytykat
    @kytykat Před 2 lety +5

    5:50 “like a cookie GUNK”

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar Před 4 lety +2476

    It’s like regular food...
    _But it floats._

  • @demoncushion9600
    @demoncushion9600 Před 4 lety +530

    He has mentioned the mac and cheese like 7 times. Some one get me this recipe.

  • @julienguyen6845
    @julienguyen6845 Před 4 lety +6

    I’ve watched each space video with Mike around 4 times because each topic is just so well explained and interesting to listen to

  • @crystalinabacteria3430
    @crystalinabacteria3430 Před 4 lety +24

    Love how this guy talks. could listen to him allday

  • @wrenchviking8527
    @wrenchviking8527 Před 4 lety +339

    This guy's voice is amazing. I could listen to him talk all day.

  • @mtnation2923
    @mtnation2923 Před 4 lety +390

    “He put a Swedish fish inside of it, so we had kinda of like an aquarium” xD

    • @honkydorry7691
      @honkydorry7691 Před 4 lety

      “Kinda of like” learn how to speak English sir

    • @tybrown7112
      @tybrown7112 Před 4 lety +42

      :/ English may not be their first language. Try to be kind.

    • @petrathorsty3833
      @petrathorsty3833 Před 4 lety +1

      😂 this bit cracked me up so much

  • @terranrepublic7023
    @terranrepublic7023 Před 3 lety +15

    The great thing about this guy is... he tells you the (dark and disgusting) truths about space travel but he delivered it in such a funny way that you still dream about going to space even after learning them

  • @phaenon6378
    @phaenon6378 Před 3 lety +9

    "how do you like space ice cream?"
    This guy- "and I took that personally"

  • @FharishAhmed
    @FharishAhmed Před 4 lety +1031

    8:21 You KNOW he did it!
    btw, he is the funniest astronaut I have ever seen.

    • @mmdday
      @mmdday Před 4 lety +15

      that explains his weight gain...

    • @akshatmishra311
      @akshatmishra311 Před 4 lety +18

      You should listen to Chris Hadfield someday . He is also amazingly funny.

    • @Wakish0069
      @Wakish0069 Před 4 lety +13

      The way he said " 'MY' purple dot on it" was totally suspicious. That slight pause he took lol

    • @awkwardlycast5801
      @awkwardlycast5801 Před 4 lety

      Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

    • @aether1370
      @aether1370 Před 4 lety +1

      @@awkwardlycast5801 DM me on discord at Aether#5249, I wanna debate with you

  • @PirateOfTheNorth
    @PirateOfTheNorth Před 4 lety +1448

    This guy could become a meme: but in space it’s different

  • @janice2532
    @janice2532 Před 4 lety +1

    So MUCH fun to watch this!!

  • @doylethelovely2555
    @doylethelovely2555 Před 4 lety +5

    Seeing all this footage of people just eating in space and just being people is so cool

  • @mochigumaptf8714
    @mochigumaptf8714 Před 4 lety +1014

    Kids: Space
    Adults: 6 months of free rent and free food

  • @daveg.
    @daveg. Před 4 lety +587

    I like how he emphasizes the “ball” shape of the earth. Hes just like “come on flat-earthers, make my day.”

  • @ZacheryMartine
    @ZacheryMartine Před 4 lety +1

    These videos are super interesting! Thanks Wired 👌🏻

  • @lolanelson9634
    @lolanelson9634 Před 4 lety

    This is such a cool channel. All the questions I wanted to ask, but no one to answer them-until now!

  • @jaclyn4098
    @jaclyn4098 Před 4 lety +250

    *explains how something works on Earth*
    "But in SPACE.....it's different." *dramatic effect*
    repeat that ten times.

  • @lostinconfusion5848
    @lostinconfusion5848 Před 4 lety +511

    Oh look a shooting star make a wish”
    This guy: nah its just trash burning through the atmosphere

    • @theespatier4456
      @theespatier4456 Před 4 lety +2

      Lost in confusion Rotten apples

    • @Kalumbatsch
      @Kalumbatsch Před 4 lety +17

      An old bag of astronaut ice cream.

    • @Derideo
      @Derideo Před 4 lety +1

      @@theespatier4456 Rotten fruit... in space? Oh, he must be talking about the astro nots.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight Před 4 lety

      ArraysStartAtThePowerOf0 Mom’s spaghetti.

    • @valpardo6405
      @valpardo6405 Před 4 lety +2

      Doesnt all of our dreams start off as or end as burning trash anyway?

  • @Meat-popsikle
    @Meat-popsikle Před 4 lety +2

    Love his sense of humor! I want to go into space with someone like that.

  • @spaceshuttle1
    @spaceshuttle1 Před 3 lety +1

    Mike I love your space videos!

  • @amanmohamed8122
    @amanmohamed8122 Před 4 lety +194

    Commando:"I knew someone took my cocktail!"

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump Před 4 lety +15

      *"dont make me land this thing!"*

  • @dabay200
    @dabay200 Před 4 lety +415

    Massimino is just so funny, always thought astronauts were strict by the book space nerds.

    • @TheUchihaRin
      @TheUchihaRin Před 4 lety +63

      I was thinking they have to be really likable if they have to live in tight quarters with their coworkers in space.

    • @shino8854
      @shino8854 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh yeah, you can tell he loves his coke and whores, a real party animal.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe in the 1960s they were, but times changed. Or maybe that's just a popular stereotype about them.

  • @AKNativ
    @AKNativ Před 4 lety +2

    1:22
    Honesty Level: 100

  • @GioVanniRimz
    @GioVanniRimz Před 4 lety +7

    i love the EFX when he says "in space it's different"

  • @ensey.
    @ensey. Před 4 lety +134

    Regular people: I eat breakfast right after I wake up
    Astronauts: I break my fast during my post-sleep period.

  • @godsfart
    @godsfart Před 4 lety +408

    This is the guy that named Howard Wolowitz Froot Loops LOL

    • @FharishAhmed
      @FharishAhmed Před 4 lety +22

      LOL Thank you! That's why he looked so familiar!

    • @nukepacifista9188
      @nukepacifista9188 Před 4 lety +10

      It takes time to find you... finally... i may rest now

    • @eloisearthrell2832
      @eloisearthrell2832 Před 4 lety +6

      I know I was like OMG is that the astronaut that Howard went to 'space' with.

  • @christinad4432
    @christinad4432 Před 4 lety +1

    I loved this. Very fascinating

  • @thercracer1717
    @thercracer1717 Před 3 lety +1

    These guys are literally the coolest guys ever

  • @HZ-fg9sf
    @HZ-fg9sf Před 4 lety +346

    “I like Italian apparently.” - Massimino
    😂 This guy is full of great deadpan quotes.
    Neat footage too. Love seeing the humorous nature of the space crew. That group tortilla juggling 😆 I guess earth rules of “Don’t play with your food” doesn’t apply above the stratosphere.

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt Před 4 lety +3

      I'm Russian and it's funny to see Russian products and writings inside the station lol

  • @MaxPower-vf8kt
    @MaxPower-vf8kt Před 4 lety +225

    This guy definitely stole Howard Wolowitz's space brisket.

  • @cosmicathesongstress7466

    This is all incredibly fascinating!! I must learn more! I MUST!!

  • @nickniehaus1763
    @nickniehaus1763 Před 4 lety

    One of the best videos I've watched

  • @Anna-yj5jo
    @Anna-yj5jo Před 4 lety +437

    Sign of a good astronaut?
    World: Knowledge, courage, determination
    Mike: ... Locking the straw 13:24

    • @Kannon_BR
      @Kannon_BR Před 4 lety

      It´s because to be an average astronaut, having knowledge, courage and determination is common place for all of them. There is no "pay to win" for REAL astronauts, so in the end, it´s your behaviour in a close environment with people and attention to details like this that are going to define you as good astronaut.

    • @faridhadj1238
      @faridhadj1238 Před 4 lety +2

      Calixto Amorim r/wooosh

  • @alexcarter8807
    @alexcarter8807 Před 4 lety +1994

    USSR - first man in space.
    USA - first "wise guy" in space.

  • @geode8556
    @geode8556 Před 3 lety

    Cool
    Love the insight!
    Thank you!

  • @omero9210
    @omero9210 Před 3 lety +1

    Mike, your explanation is SO funny and interesting to watch... Your hands and eyes talk would make audio totally optional :)

  • @Iamonepercent
    @Iamonepercent Před 4 lety +93

    I just can't stop imagining how great that spinal decompression must feel.

    • @Pallineon
      @Pallineon Před 4 lety +3

      Exactly!

    • @MaiaraBela
      @MaiaraBela Před 4 lety

      Actually Chris Hadfield said that decompression is often painful, and some people feel back pain while in space

  • @starlanceleo
    @starlanceleo Před 4 lety +144

    He totally switched the colours when he got ice cream. 😂

  • @noahw1023
    @noahw1023 Před 2 lety +6

    Mike is now a professor at Columbia University. I'd show up to every class if he was my professor

  • @karthikattaluri8122
    @karthikattaluri8122 Před 4 lety +11

    “FRUIT LOOPS.”

  • @zynaisha2775
    @zynaisha2775 Před 4 lety +173

    Not related to anything he talked about but his voice is like so soothing

  • @Jamesangstman
    @Jamesangstman Před 4 lety +146

    "not saying i ever did this" dont worry bud secrets safe with us

  • @eminem1215
    @eminem1215 Před 4 lety +2

    love this guy

  • @mooon_val
    @mooon_val Před 3 lety +9

    "Apparently I like Italian food"
    Lists every Italian good I know

  • @indiebaby
    @indiebaby Před 4 lety +60

    This is the kinda of programming that should be recommended to kids. Really wholesome stuff.

  • @zipz3215
    @zipz3215 Před 4 lety +317

    "its gotta be nutritious" instantly cuts to a strawberry shortcake clip lmao

  • @Estenberg
    @Estenberg Před 4 lety +1

    This shows us a whole need world of food technology that will just get bigger and better as time goes by. What a great thing to be: a "Space-Food" chef.

  • @user-mv2jv3gz4g
    @user-mv2jv3gz4g Před 13 dny +1

    @8:00 I love this guy LOL. I met him once, and he is super humble.

  • @Paperfiasco
    @Paperfiasco Před 4 lety +147

    Somewhere out there a former mate of his going to watch this go “THAT’S WHERE MY SHRIMP COCKTAIL WENT!.... sonuvabitch!” lol

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite Před 4 lety +973

    Gordon Ramsay needs to try to cook for astronauts.

    • @fiyerolee
      @fiyerolee Před 4 lety +18

      heston already did it czcams.com/video/ZofEql_zuac/video.html

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr Před 4 lety +40

      Kitchen Nightmares in Space
      only on *FOX*

    • @Sathish_12
      @Sathish_12 Před 4 lety +26

      Gorden:U said its fresh but it is frozen😂😂

    • @spacekgb
      @spacekgb Před 4 lety +4

      Problem is that is space because of stuff with your mucus in 0g, everything tastes more bland.

    • @sethcrafton1177
      @sethcrafton1177 Před 4 lety +2

      The Great CooLite WHERES THE FREEZEDRIED LAMB SAUCE
      WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT TORTILLA SANDWICH

  • @PRdeSO
    @PRdeSO Před 4 lety +2

    Geez I would so love to go at the restaurant with Mike Massimino and Chris Hadfield, would be such a great time

  • @jamespkinsella5018
    @jamespkinsella5018 Před 4 lety +4

    Superbly explained , a pleasure to watch and totally informative .

  • @mariapz101
    @mariapz101 Před 4 lety +411

    why do i want this man to be my dad

    • @camerondaniels6751
      @camerondaniels6751 Před 4 lety +30

      Daddy issues....
      Call me..

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- Před 4 lety +18

      Josh Charles wtf don’t make assumptions. You never know. Besides they’re just saying that he’s funny and easy going and would be fun to have as a parent

    • @SKS6184-
      @SKS6184- Před 4 lety +5

      Josh Charles thank you, I know I’ll get through it, thanks a lot 😊

    • @geovannacelin
      @geovannacelin Před 4 lety +1

      Cause he went to space

    • @NightHawke
      @NightHawke Před 4 lety +4

      "Cause he's hella cool!

  • @captainsinclair7954
    @captainsinclair7954 Před 4 lety +48

    When he mentioned that you could change the dots on the food packages, I immediately thought “I pulled a sneaky on you, commander.”

  • @MrThewhorishnun
    @MrThewhorishnun Před 3 lety +2

    This guy has the most relaxing voice

  • @MarkisCouch_1WhatJustHappened

    WOW! Great video!