FE3H Cooking Together with All Characters - Fire Emblem Three Houses
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- čas přidán 15. 08. 2019
- Fire Emblem Three Houses - Cooking together with Edelgard Dimitri Claude & every other Character from all Houses including Seiros. Gameplay Scenes edited in a transformative manner from the original narrative
As always: All footage played, recorded and edited by myself.
#FE3H #Fireemblem #ThreeHouses
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Cooking Together in a Nutshell:
*Burns down kitchen*
Byleth and Student: _nods_
Byleth and Claude: High fives each other
@@anthonyalston3407 Claude:Hey teach, what should we burn down next?
Dedue: You seem to know what you are doing
1:28
*The kitchen is on fire*
Byleth and Dimitri: 🤔🤔🤔
Byleth and Dimitri: This is fine. Great job, Dimitri
@God Sammit Can I see?
@God Sammit Well Dimitri, you are an insane killer, but i must say: You steam a good ham.
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 well that is his pre time skip from
"Indeed..."
Edelgard: This would go a lot quicker if I could just use an axe or a sword.
Byleth: ....
A few years later.
Byleth/Edelgard child: Daddy, what is mommy doing with that axe?.
Byleth: Oh, she's making the dinner today.
LMFAO
Byleth sees their kid in the house with a killer axe + that’s way too big for a child, asks them what they are up to while ruffling their hair and the kid smiles and says “Helping mommy cook!”
Edelgard: What's that look for? I have to cut the meat somehow.
Byleth: We use a KNIFE for that dear!
Edelgard: But the cutting takes so long with such a small blade. Very inefficient
Byleth: (Sigh) Of course dear.
Can't have dinner if you don't hunt for it.
Edelgard only knows how to unga bunga her problems away with weapons.
Hubert: Overcooked meat is too bland, I prefer it to be bleeding.
Me: Makes sense for a vampire lord.
Dracula called, he wants his castle back.
Hubert: "tell him to f*ck off"
Having Fates flashbacks here
ok but bleeding meat is the best
Dracula: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
@@rararasputin8608
It was not by my hand that I am once again called to duty.
I was called here by her Majesty to whom I wish to pay my tribute.
fun fact: Everyone's just making a bowl of cereal.
Super late but Matt as in *the* Matthew Metelli?
TheGraveKnight Yeah it’s him.
MMetelli Nice to see ya Matt, hope you and the rest of the SGB Crew are safe during these times.
I like good old *burned cereal*
Almost as delicious as mothers cooking!
That made me laugh more then it should have.
"Let me show you my cooking talent!"
*Kitchen burns down*
"I didn't specify what I wanted to cook"
She set the kitchen on fire because Sylvain was in it.
Dimitri: "I will leave the seasoning to you. We cannot allow this precious food to go to waste."
Also Dimitri: "BURN EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!"
It's sad when you know the reason for him saying that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
Dimitri can't taste food anymore after the tragedy of duscar.
GRILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!
he can’t eyeball it
Byleth be cooking food with their eyes
Must be thanks to his professor level
A watched pot never boils.
He intimidates the food to cook itself.
He isn't the "Ashen Demon" For nothing
Emperor Minhyunie byleth be like 🤔
Flayn: "My mother was an excellent cook. you would think such a talent would be hereditary"
*large, foreboding flame erupts*
I... I think it might not be
That's what "you would think" means
if someone says that, they mean "you think i am good at this, right? Well, i'm not."
As one would say... I guess talent must skip a generation!
I feel like the fire with her was significantly bigger than everyone else's and I don't know why
@@loganmiller7827 I think it is
@@phoenixgemini42 she's burning the _hell_ out of it.
I-I can't tell if Byleth is cooking with his eyes or he's just there to make sure there's still a kitchen....
Both.
Presumably both
Yes
He's cooking with his mind using Psychokinesis. That seems like something I'd do instead of being a super hero
@@AkemiHikari Both is good.
How to cook according to Three Houses:
Step 1: Make a hand gesture
Step 2: Set pan (and possibly kitchen) on fire
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Stat Boost!
Byleth can't freaking cook.
Yeah, cooking in Breath of the Wild makes more sense...
You should have left step 4 to nothing instead of putting ???
Step 3: nod
*Goes to cook with Annette*
*the entire kitchen explodes seconds later*
セリスSeliph More like “Hey guys! We’re making food with Anne-“ BOOM!
*All Allies received a +2 bonus to Spd!!!*
That actually happened according to Demitri
@@alicianelson1252 And many more did if you Marry her, truly best girl.
Using a sword in preparation of food is perfectly acceptable, *just ask Lucina's sibling.*
That's what I was thinking lol
Only the sword of the highest quality may be the royal fruit cutter
Morgan used the falchion for cutting apples
And later on figured out he/she can weild it without lucina knowing
What a good sibling
The Falchion is not to be used on fruit
Otherwise why would Chrom eat an unpeeled orange?
@@Konpekikaminari
Was it not a mandarine?
Which will kill Lysithea faster?
Her Crests
or
the inevitable diabetes.
Wilford Brimley liked this post from the great beyond. Remember, always watch out for diabeetus.
Huh, so Hanneman is the only one that just straight up tells you he is HOOORRIBLE at cooking lmao
Apparently he might BURN THE WATER
How does when BURN WATER?! THAT’S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!
scientists can joke, hell did you hear some of Steven Hawking's quips?
@@BigAutisticDaddy Yeah but it goes against Hanneman's personality. Have you even played FE3H?
he jokes now and then, he spouts out something like "at this rate it's a miracle I didn't burn the waters" when you make him cook for the whole class.
*Edelgard slams fish with Aymr*
Byleth: *nods* Yes, this is good *ticks box labeled "do not allow near kitchen"*
Why does Hubert looks like a Castlevania antagonist
Cuz hes a badass
He looks like anime Benedict Cumberbatch
Except Symphony of the Night
Then he'd be the protagonist
@@eepy7764 You now have me imagining Hubert being able to turn into a wolf, bat or mist.
@@eepy7764 Wouldn't Ferdinand be the better choice for that? He looks a lot like SOTN Alucard, except for the hair color. Castlevania DLC when?
I bet Edelgard uses a sword to cut apples
MORGAN!! Did you cut apples with Falchion again!!
lol
Morgan references much?
...I GUESS YOU'RE ALL GIVING A SUMMER BANNER IDEA FOR HEROES...(AND PLEASE NO...I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER YEAR...!)
That would be Felix
3:13 Claude what the hell are you talking about? We're just making soup. XD
1:36 I can't imagine why.
OMGGG HAHA
You didn't
Ayyyy
YOU WRONG FOR THIS
You made the joke before I had the chance to lol
Edelgard: This would be a lot quicker if I can use an axe or a sword
Me: ARE YOU CRAZY?! OAO;;
I can already imagine the anime adaptation. Surprise you didn't get -3 on strength after this. Watch mojo top ten anime girls that should be banned to the kitchen
Of course
Hey, if its good enough for Lucina's sibling(He/She used the Falchion for an apple peeler), it's good enough for Edelgard.
How to make a Warrior Salad.
First you peel the tomatoes... WITH A SWORD!!!
Rodri G NO XDDD
...unless it's a dagger
I do cook with Mercedes A LOT
I me-mean.. LOOK AT HER GESTURE SHE IS TOO ADORABLE
Raphael: just throw everything in and add salt. I’d eat that.
Yeah that sounds like something I would do.
You can never go wrong with jerky.
Manuela: My cooking is so good it has been called seductive
Me: Are you sure it is your cooking and not you clothing choice
*boob physics intensify*
No, that is more repulsive.
Flayn going "What!?" while cooking does not make me comfortable...
It’s like when someone says oops cutting your hair
@@Xxsorafan
Oh hey!
XxxJim_ the_ ReaperxxX hi
Nobody:
Slyvain: “The food is like women because they’re both hot”
Please stop with the nobody comments
@@frog5961 check the date that comment was posted
It must be Inigo again
Byleth lowkey sussing out who to marry based on how well they cook while disguising it as lessons.
Hmmm...
You are a young teacher who is appointed by church to lead these students.
It wouldn't hurt to just try to test out who is the best one, right?
1:34 - "I have no problem if the recipe gives a measurement. Eyeballing such things...is not my specialty."
This is *especially* true after the time-skip.
You really went there, huh
@@Crepetomaniac It's a sacrifice somebody had to make, I was simply the first.
First time doing the cooking bit. Picked Bernie.
Bernie: "Let me show you my cooking talent!"
*gestures, flame erupts in pan*
Me: "...SHE'S A WITCH!"
Burn the witch
Bern the witch
I love how Byleth just stares at the pan menacingly.
Byleth: "BURN, BUUURRRRN!"
Dimitri: "Burn as in, you know, the eternal flames?"
Byleth: "YES. THE FOOD SHALL BURN FOREVER."
Dimitri: "Professor, no"
And then the kitchen catches on fire and Byleth is not allowed to go near it ever again.
“Byleth just stares at the pan menacingly” IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
Eventually, Byleth stopped thinking
Dimitri looks at meat and vegetables.
"SEVER THEIR LIMBS AND CRUSH THEIR WICKED SKULLS...in order to make a nice rich stock"
After the time skip the roles are reversed.
Flame Hyenard has entered the chat.
“You’ve got deft hands, I admit”
*Byleth literally standing still*
Literally a statue.
That’s how you cook, you stare at the pan while its on fire and then make a hand gesture
I just love how Bylth stares intently at the pan like he's confirming to himself that he is in fact looking at a pan.
Even when he's cooking Huburt is creepy as hell
He prefers his meat to be bleeeeeeding
he likes his meat RAAAARE
@hannahisbananaz Hubert Ramsay wants to know your location
Hubert can be non creepy. He is actually pretty cool once you know him. Still a bit edgy tho.
I feel like he would prefer the animal rush past the table and he just casually rips a chunk of meat off them and starts chowing down.
I was actually waiting for one of the student to fail cooking this whole time
1:45 “I enjoy cooking” bluntness at maximum percentage.
I love how the flame gets huge for the people who can’t cook
Some weeds are edible, you know.
Please do not eat the weeds.
@@SpicyButterflyWings I am _just saying..._
zzyzxsyzygy Dimitri is a stoner confirmed
Byleth: "Amaterasu."
Edelgard cooks.. All allies received a temporary +1 to Spd.
Um guys where did you all go?
They are getting away from the inferno that was the kitchen.
@@Jarock316 Either that or they scattered when she pulled out an ace
Dedue: "You seem to know what you are doing..."
Byleth Internally: *"I have no idea what I am doing... Dedue H E L P!"*
0:22
Bernadetta: Byleth
Byleth: ?
Bernadetta: I can cook
Byleth: !
*Byleth and Bernadetta reached support S*
Chaos Jester My playthrough in a nutshell LMAO
@@christopherwallace7903
Theres a comic...
@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Where?
Where?
Felix is some one who says : "i like cooking, it like yoga except i get to kill something"
...of course you do Hubert
Um, I think you’re missing cooking with gatekeeper.
He would probably say: Greetings profesor! Nothing here to report... except we set the food on fire...
So strong, he made it to Smash Bros.
My man Dedue too THICC for anyone's computer screen.
Good luck cooking with capes, suits, plating armor, battle gloves, big pauldrons and any kind of bizarre costume they wear like revealing clothes
Yeah lose clothing can catch fire
They’re doing absolutely nothing to keep their hair out of it either. Gross
@@aubreyh1930 if they ran a restaurant like that it would close down.
is this the new dlc for cooking mama?
WHEEZE
*WONDERFUL, BETTER ZAN MAMA*
No, its a different game called cooking mama three houses
7:44 Don't worry you're doing it amazing sweetie.
People don't notice but you can see the heights of all students and teachers post-timeskip with this video.
Bernadetta and Lysithea being taller than Hilda is surprising to say the least... And Dedue is a freaking giant!
I think Lysithea uses heels tho 🤔
I think it may be distance, considering that in battle they're still shorter. In fact Bernadetta tends to be about half the height of her own battalion.
Dedue is the tallest student, mans is listed as 6'8'' (thought the artbook has him a bit shorter)
@@YourCrazyDolphin Bernadetta is probably one of the students who grows up more in terms of height.
Ashe is an adorable cook 👨🍳
Kinda weird how I gotta gotdamn *Gordan Ramsey ad*
Its RAWWWW!!!! XD
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?! xD
Bernard you mean fire sauce?
Fine dining? *A FINE FUCKING MESS!!*
I was waiting Lorenz burn the kitchen. Felix doesn't see the "I know how to cook" type... And he doesn't. I laugh a lot with Ferdinant, his expresions were all of trouble while hi screams "TEACH, GIVE ME A HAND"
PD. Sorry for the bad english
The only real error was that you mispelled "he".
Your grammar is better than half of the language's native speakers, who have a habit of just headbutting their keyboard.
Flayn gave Felix experience by making him chop logs and fruits with his sword. Lol
The music is to the tune to Annette's song in her C support with Felix
Can we all agree that Hubert is a vampire and probably a damhipre or someone from blade and castlevania and gothic metal
Aye.
So glad they give you the option to change Edelgard’s hair post timeskip
Edelgard looks so cute with her side ponytail :3
I love how petra practically says “i agree with this food, eat time.”
I love how the music just died when Manuela came on screen and came back when Ashe did.
Flayn, Hanneman, Caspar, and Raphael: Raging inferno
Annette: moderate flame?
I expected an explosion
Bernadetta: Sounds fun! Let me show you my cooking talent!
Me inside my head: *PRAISE THE LORD WE HAVE SUCH A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL*
So, Hubert is 2020's Halloween vampire on FEH.
A real hero cooks with his eyes. Wait, wrong soul staring hero
lol those stamp sound is like punch to the gut every time they done the cooking.
Considering the way the pan's on fucking FIRE I suspect it'll taste that way too
At least Byleth is a decent cook at worst. Can’t say the same for Robin or Corrin. Definitely don’t want either of them supervising the cooking.
Panne didn't seem to mind Robin's carrot stew.
@@Jarock316 the it others did tho.
Still, I love Panne
Well, we kinda know how Corrin cooks thanks to Kana. I believe they're at least average at best
Maybe they're good at cooking and just bad with tea.
Byleth is not amused
A decent cook? They FLAMBE JELLY.
All houses in a Nutshell of cooking :
Black eagles : First half: Let's just leave the work to byleth and say hi to the wall (Linhardnt Waves at wall ) Second half : Let's pretend that we can cook
Blue lions : Blows up the kitchen and good cooks just leave it to byleth.
Golden deer : Let's just try to cook and..... Cooking is easy..... Ya no let's just leave it to the chefs.
Bonus:
Church of Seiros
Catherine COMPETITION TIME, Hanneman: ya bye.
Very late
Gordon Ramsay to every student who suck at cooking: IT'S RAW!!! *smashes plate with food*
THE SOUP IS DRY!!!
It’s frozen!!! Let it go... TO THE GARBAGE!!!!!
Linhardt just straight up leaving it to the professor over admitting how bad he is at it 😄😄
EDIT: Ashen Wolves
Oops! You added too much: Fire
Caspar
Raphael
Flayn
Hanneman
Constance
Hapi
Divine Cooking Flames
Bernadetta
Dedue
Ashe
Mercedes
Manuela
Gilbert
Anna
Yuri
Decent Flame
Everyone else
Statistically, the Lions are the best cooks. 4 of them get the divine cooking flames, none of them vaporize the pan.
Manuela: My cooking is so good, it’s been called “Seductive.”
*Makes a sandwich*
Byleth: ... SO HOT
As unsettling as ever, Hubert 😆
Well at least Byleth has it easier instead of Corrin who can only hope that they have a decent cook at their mess hall
Gilbert: “Let me consider”
I howled
where's the lamb SAUCE
lon242 Hubert Vs Gordan Ramsey
I like how Dedue's hair is out of the screen haha (also whats up with that arm animation that the girls do??)
Petra lowkey reminds me of Ariana Grande
Oh my god Hanneman, burning the water?
I got Bernie to join my house and I think a good portion was from cooking with her. 😅 WHO WOULDA THOUGHT
“Eyeballing such things is not my specialty”
Neither is keeping both eyes, blue boi
That HAD to have been their intention.
I had the thought of Grillmaster Hubert in my head for approximately 1.5 seconds before he snatched it away
1:54
*kitchen sets on fire*
Dedue: “you seem to know what you are doing.”
Interesting the music plays again when it was Ashe's turn.... must be a sign...
“My cooking is so good, it’s been called seductive. Should I show you what I can do, Professor?”
*sets the kitchen on fire*
yea ok sure maybe kinda sorta uh ok
"I perfer it to be bleeding" as hubert stares intently at his hand. Perhaps the meat is not the only thing bleeding?
Alternate title: a bunch of waifus and husbands talk to a stovetop and somehow light it on fire.
good cook: regular flame, with sparkles afterwards
decent cook: regular flame
disastruous cook: BIG F*CKIN FIERY INFERNO!
Screamed I got a fire emblem ad for this video
Emmie lol same
I got the 17th Sims ad today on this video.
Glad me and Hubert have the same taste in how rare our meat it!
Alois: looks tasty, now for some salt.
Me: *laughs in Caucasian Race*
I can imagine Felix cooking in the kitchen with Flayn. She throws the ingredients in the air and Felix cuts it all down midair into the pot.
Dedue: you seem to know what you are doing.
Byleth: 🤔
*cries* why is everyone setting the kitchen on fire?! 😭😭😭😭 My inner chef is crying 😭😭
Shhhhh, it's just a flambé
Caspar: I’ll fry it, I’ll grilll it, I’ll try not to burn it
Also Caspar: *Unbelievable*
Ingrid is Lysethia's culinary opposite
If glitter comes out of the fire, that means the cooking was successful? Got it! *runs to grab pan and oil*
It's funny that some of the portraits show their pre timeskip look lol
My style of cooking would compliment Hubert's well. I handle grains, vegetables, and seasonings quite well.
I love how the people who aren't good at cooking always do a little prayer before they eat their disaster jfdbkjb
I put "It has to be this way" on loop once the background music faded, and now I imagine they're all trying to make the mother of all omelets
Bernie seems surprisingly confident about her cooking skills.
They're having their last meal before they kill each other 🤣