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- House tries to get to the bottom of a vegan man's digestive problems. His wife isn't too pleased with the answer House gives her.
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"Hes cheating on you"
"Thats fine"
"He had a hamburger"
"YOU ATE FLESH!?!"
@@robbrush3863 ...downer
Then again vegans and/or feminists are kinda on the crazier side nowadays, so I shouldn't be thaaat surprised
Lol flesh is good as long it ain’t human flesh
@@angrypastabrewing chicken is the best
#VeganLogic
“He’s cheating on you”
“Understandable”
“With another food product”
“R E A L S H I T ?”
Nah floaty shits
lol
another food GROUP
more importantly did he shag her?
Poor guy could've had a threesome, and he didn't know it.
Legend says that this scene took 20+ hours to film because Hugh couldn’t stomach saying “I hate tea”
It's a deep fake, obviously
I'm fairly sure they had to use a double...
The sound was photoshopped
He’s very committed to his character. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
They finally came up with a solution. He actually said "I hate the letter T", and they edited "the letter" out.
Imagine going for a check up, and the doctor sliding into your girls dm's. House has game.
She was crazy look at the guy she was dating, no normal hot blonde would date a guy like that
@@pacificxplorer some people care about more than just looks, you know?
@@pacificxplorer he isn’t THAT obese. May be he is great in everything else besides his metabolism
She is most likely a gold-digger though. He is much too old for her but she is seing doctor dollar signs.
@Jennifer Taylor I kinda skipped over numbers, just visually actor isn’t that fat
Hugh Laurie: "I hate tea."
Meanwhile, in Britain:
Queen: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force..."
hellaeric10 And then took a big swig because he lies.
😂🤣🤣
Queen: i do you know why i summoned you?
????: I can think of a few reasons youre majesty
Queen: Its about a man you know very well a Mr Laurie, Hugh laurie he has betrayed england and pleaged his alligens to the Americans. We need someone to take him out, i can think of no one who knows him better as he once was youre student is that correct?
*steps out of the shadows*
Stephen fry: I will return with the traitors head on plate for you my liege
@@lordofdarkdudes "Pleaged his alligens"? Does the Queen have some bizarre speech impediment in these fevered imaginings of yours or is it simply that your ability to wield the English language was exceeded by your ambition on this occasion?
The mind boggles.
@@robashton8606 Or maybe english isn't his first language.
“Also, I hate... tea”
Huge Laurie must’ve felt like he was committing treason when he had to say that line.
It's treason, then..
When I lived in England my first english boss made fun of me because I ordered tea instead of coffee.
I mean he still drank it
He hates peppermint tea, he loves english tea. Totally different.
tea-son
Her: “I’m a nutritionist”
House: 😐
yeah.... I have the same reaction to nutritionists. To be fair, I have met several, so it might be a learned bias.
What's wrong with nutritionists?
@@bohlalenchabeleng1370 Objective data: I read in a Nutrition text book, "The kidneys are amazing. They take all the sodium out of the blood and then put just the right amount back." This was written by an author with a Masters in Nutrition.
Nuff sed.
Which one was the legally protected title again
No nutritionist is gonna say meat is bad. Their gonna say eat a balanced diet if their a licensed nutritionist. The vegan ones are one day research on the internet nutritionist. Meaning what they say means sqaut.
I feel fairly certain House is how every Rick and Morty fan sees themselves.
Explain
That's true haha I'm sure there is a joke like that out there to be made about people like you though
@@decembersveryown5935 They think of themselves as top of the line intellectuals.
I certainly went through that phase, and considering your pinpoint accuracy, I’m guessing you did too. Maybe you still are......*cough*projecting*cough*
@@gowthamkrishna1568 is that a reply to me?
I can't believe they actually got Laurie to say "I hate tea", especially in an american accent
blasphemy
House lies. Lies a lot.
@Mathieu Champagne :-) Is that what they call "acting"? I think you nailed it.
Answer: £££
(British for $$$.)
@@Certifiable no thats all of Europe for $$$
Edit: Love the name btw
"How miserable can you be saving lives, sleeping around and doing drugs?"
House grumpyness debunked in one sentence. 😂
Agreed.
I'm sure they debunked her bedroom after leaving the bar.
@@tek512 thanks for the input Mr popo
yeah if we forget House does drugs due to him having chronic pain in his leg which doesn't help your mood
if i could sleep save lives and do drugs my life would be fucking great(:
The most unbelievable part of this scene: this bar served fresh peppermint tea leaves in a french press.
Portland has that kind of thing
But the show is in New Jersey. So…no.
@@cityhawk Lol herbal mint tea is grown here in the US, unlike cha leaves. Those both are readily available in Minnesota so I wouldn't know why they wouldn't be in Jersey? Unless a bunch of yahoos decided to start dumping the stuff into the ocean or something? 🍵🦈❤Yum!
More believable than Hugh Laurie saying he hates tea.
Really? Not the overweight, short sighted 3 banging the 10, who is OK if he cheats, unless it is with a food group. The Tea is what made you say "Yah, right, this is bullshit"
An englishman saying he hates tea. That is some stellar acting. He managed to say it with a straight face and without bursting into flames or the queen spontaneously appearing behind him to beat him with her purse.
LMAO XD
Once I told a British friend I spilled my tea. He called it a travesty
@Dogo uchu here we do indeed refer to such a happening as a “travers-tea”
Well in his defence, it's just acting 🤷♂️
“I hate tea.”
*Uncle Iroh has been triggered*
Glad someone said it!
Tea is the nectar of nature
It requires fire to boil the water and plants to give it taste, all 3 elements, nature..
@@-unbreakeblecow488 The plants consume the air to continue their existence. It is the reliance on one another of each different element that makes them strong.
@@atimisk9013 mmmm yes
*gasp*
"He's cheating on you."
"That's okay."
"Not with a woman, with a cheeseburger."
"NANI?!"
Puffthecarrier1 nani?!!! Lol reminded me of naruto with the way he says it like an idiot! 🤣
Thats only the 50th time someone posted this AND it's literally a line in the video, so I guess that makes 51
Her : Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
I sooo want to make this comment the thousand liked, but I am deciding not to, haha
@jeff jones only two things I can assume 3 actually
You are a innocent kid, you are an old grandpa or you are not into meme culture.
FYI, it's a meme from an anime which has a very strong main character and he's so confident and kinda like God persona. So when he fights his enemy, enemy decides to feign for mercy but when Kenshiro(MC) turns around he attacks then he says "Omae Wa mou shindeiru" which translates to "you are already dead to me" then enemy replies "NANI!????" in shock, and his whole body blasts.
The script said "I Haiti" so Hugh Laurie could stomach it.
Why did I expect a commercial when he said "I'll explain right after this break"
Because it was! When it was on air after he walked out a commercial started lol. Brilliant 4th wall break :)
@@vos7619 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because he said, "I'll explain right after this break"
😂😂😂
@@destroyermaker Now youtube also supports breaks when someone says break in the video.
"I hate tea" said the British guy
david shore said on reddit once they did it just to "poke" hugh XD
Playing American doctor. But nice try.
British actor playing an American doctor. But nice try
Le Docteur I’ve met a Brit who doesn’t drink tea. I was insulted for him
I'm British and I don't like tea.
I love how cavalier the girl was when House told her he was cheating. Most likely because she was cheating on him as well or she just didn't care about their relationship.
The joke was that she's accepting and understanding towards everything, but not towards meat-eaters.
It is about how ridicilous most vegans act when it is about moral values. She can accept being cheated on, but can't stomach her honey(another detail that portrays how cheesy these types of people are) eats meat, and she finds that disgusting.
Qick to assumptions. How about we treat these people as characters of a TV-show and the scene as a joke about hippie-vegans instead of acting as if that really just happened?
You all know, its a TV-show, right?
some people have a totally different look on relationships although many wont agree on "open relations" its a thing
Zoe Adams Yeah. People call that cucking nowadays.
House’s deduction of how long they’ve been together is simple and yet so mesmerizing at the same time, I love this show
It was easy. He read the script.
@@brownro214 he couldn’t have read the script. He is the character in the show.
I bet you do
“I hate tea”
Iroh “How can you hate tea!! That’s like hating breathing!”
“We do everything together.”
“Of course. Toilet can be a lonely place.”
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Have I seen you on Jlongbone videos?
@@ravenID429 probably. I love her videos.
@@khfan4life365 Same😄
Cheats on her with another woman: "It's okay, I get it"
Cheats on her with another food: "PISS ON HIS CORPSE"
Well poligamy is not as bad as killing a sentient being so...the more you know !
@@nicolassalazar457 do vegans kill bugs ?
@@keagan2509 probably but insects aren't sentient
@@keagan2509 Well, its about doing it voluntarily or not, or trying to minimize the taking of lives.
It also depends on your interpretation of veganism.
Vegans can have cars, cars go on roads, bugs go against the windshield, headlights... You kill milions of microscopic animals when walking etc.
There's some ammout of death you can avoid. Vegans work on that part, the part which you can avoid killing whilst living your life.
@@rrs_13 Ok, so not eating that hamburguer will bring it back to life? nice to know
only took 40 seconds for them to say they are vegans... no bad...
He asked about their diet... specifically noted that it was probably some kind of vegetarian diet. Like vegan.
Ofcourse, being a hero is worth noticing
@@mikepopstar you know it's just a TV show, right...
@@mikepopstar and that being a vegan doesn't make you a hero...
@@mikepopstar If you’re doing a good to the world, you don’t have to necessarily say it!!
If you did a good action, it shouldn’t matter if someones knows that you did it!
At least I see it this way! What do you think ?! 🎉
"He's cheating with a women"
Calm
"He ate a burger"
*WOKE*
best comment
Clearly you didn't catch on she's cheating on him
"I hate tea"
Said no British man ever.
Fool's Requiem Oh boy do i have some news for ya
I don't like tea...
Ashens
Well, he did.
Fool's Requiem lol brits make the worst tea
"I'm depressed, I meat and I do drugs and I'm not exactly faithful to the other women I've been with."
"You don't sound depressed."
......
"Its no problem just smile and have fun, bro"
Seem, not sound
I meat
@@boynextdoor1951 dead
If a nutritionist tells you you don't sound depressed it means you aren't! Speacilly if it's a vegan nutricionista that doesn't know why poop floats.
I wish she stuck around for several episodes at least.
Love her character
I'm sure House found some agreeable position for her.
Didn't she play another hippy in Yellowstone?
@@livestock9722 yup
What's the actress's name?
@@esmondgoh3112 Piper Perabo
That smile and her "Thank You" at 0:31 ☺️
of course she´s more concerned about the food jajaja
A hispanoparlante, I gather.
I found it funny that she was chill with him possibly fucking other women but flips out like he stabbed her in the back because he pretended to be vegan while chowing down on hamburgers.
Shiirow is that how the people in the US works?
Idk why it always makes me laugh when people laugh like "jajaja" instead of "hahaha".
Timothy L in spanish we use jajajaja instead of haha
Whatever floats your poop lol!!
"Well whatever floats your poop" must be one of the best lines I've ever heard.
I love the reaction house gave after he insulted her and instead she took it as a compliment lol
And House gave a sincere "you're welcome", as if he had meant it as a compliment.
His acting is great but I didn’t buy his “I hate tea” comment.
I did, but it does seem weird coming from an englishman. On the other hand, it doesn't rain all the time there either.
because that was a big lie, even for an actor. He is english, he loooves tea
I'm imaging that the writers of this show made house say this because Hugh Laurie is English.
You can see the struggle in his face after saying that xD
That was the only lie
Got an English bloke to say "I hate tea"-
There is a Blackadder episode where Hugh gets thrashed by Rowan and another guy for bringing coffee instead of tea.
Peppermint tea is shite.
Tea is tea!
"How miserable can you be, saving lives, sleeping around and doing drugs?" Piper Perabo was almost born to deliver that line.
"Also, I hate tea"
The most difficult line ever said by a Brittish. He deserved a Nobel for that.
Nobel? No.
That is an incredibly racist stereotype. That is no different than saying it would be difficult for an african- American to say they hated fried chicken, or a chinese person to say they hated rice, or a korean person to say they hated dog, or an aussie to say they hated anything with alcohol in it. What kind of horrible person are you?
@@maklorn You have some strange ideas about the Korean diet.
Hate tea?! That's a deal breaker! Well, maybe if she looks like Piper Perabo...
ssesf Movies he probably had to wash his mouth out with soap after that line cuz his actor is British XD
I hate tea but I'm American so it's acceptable
what thats a must
it's Piper Perabo
No shit! He's British.
Piper is such a babe
'Also, I HATE tea'
proceeds to chug a mug full of tea. That says a lot about how much he must want to impress her
After he says he “hates tea” you can see a smirk appear after he takes a sip. 😂
I love that cheeky little smile he gives after he says “I hate tea” at the end. I always think it is because in real life Hugh Laurie is English and they LOVE drinking tea.😁
Not all of us, I've had about 10 cups in my life and never enjoyed it, my dad was the only person in my family that drank it.
No better way to start the day than to walk into a room and be greeted with "It's my bowel movements".
Loved the last part, house told her all the reasons why women run away from him and every bad boy and she acted like nothing happened
It's called game
As a man, I hate nice guys too.
It's a completely fabricated personality designed to impress.
@@tropeller9535 chicks do the same shit too
@@headspaceaudio7745 I cannot tell you how right you are.
@@headspaceaudio7745 that's why you should bring your gf on casual date rather than glamorous / expensive ones for the first 5-10. If she sticks with you on a casual level, then she's a keeper
You can see the pain and anguish in his face when he forced himself to say he hated tea.
0:45 "Whatever floats your poop" I use it regularly.
"whatever floats your poop" hahahahaha God damn I miss this show
thats an understatement. hugh laurie is fantastic
I had a friend who said his vegetarian girlfriend could smell meat when he ate it.
TheGoldcountry they possibly could. When you're not surrounded by it, you could probably pick up the scent more easily then those that are surrounded by it.
eeeeewwww
TheGoldcountry I'm vegetarian. I can smell fish and eggs but I'm sure everyone can
Miss Brock- Oh, I believed the story. There are certain things that come out the pores after eating. Garlic and curry, for a couple examples. I can eat garlic, shower a couple times, have a couple BMs, and people will still smell it on me.
Your diet can change your body odor. Red meat is one of the foods that gives a very unique smell to peoples body odor.
Hugh: * Refuses to hate tea *
Producers: Name a country in the Caribbean.
"whatever floats your poop"
lmao
House is smooth af
Nice pfp btw
@@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 simp
peterviegal166 fucking jedi padawan
So was the guys poo, hence it floated
"Also, I hate tea."
Must have been the toughest line to get right for Hugh Laurie
"I'll explain to you after the break"
*an actual break happens*
i hate tea is probably the hardest line in Laurie's entire career :))
Bruh he just yeeted that dude's girl
and people love the character. he doses people. steals a girlfriend. steals posessions. lies. cheats. insults.
and they love the character.
@@hendrik6720 Batman brutally beats people to a pulp, has mental issues, entices young boys into a dangerous life of violence. You can literally say that about any character that people love. Your comment is pointless
@@tingispingis hahaha wow ur butthurt arent u.
fucking made my day.
@@hendrik6720 Yeah. Because he's entertaining. It's a TV show.
@@hendrik6720 lol why did you edit that comment, if you were gonna leave "ur" and "u" anyway?
Going back to House now you realize how many great actors and actresses came from small cameos.
He has meds in his coffee. *The opioid ones !*
who doesn't?!
Ofcourse toilet can be a lonely place😂😂😂
Manu Das Not if you have a cellphone, computer or a book.
I can't say for America, but in Canada, "nutritionist" has no meaning. "Dietician" is how people with a certified formal education in diet and nutrition are called, whereas anyone can call themselves a "nutritionist".
It is the difference between "doctor" and "professional smart person" - falsely calling yourself a doctor has legal consequences.
EDIT: "Nutritionist" is actually a valid, legally protected title in some Canadian provinces. I consider this confusing.
Alex Ye yeah it's the same. There's no education specifications for a nutritionist
In U.S. each state has different regulations for me who can give nutritional advice. Some states are extremely lenient and vice versa.
In the United States a Dietician is a medical professional and a nutritionist is somebody who got certified at a strip mall/or somebody who decided to start calling themselves a nutritionist.
Dietian is someone with a science degree. Anyone who advises about nutrition is a nutritionist. Your doctor is one. Your nurse. Your health science teacher. Your teacher who tells you to eat less snacks and more fruit. Your mother who says that you're eating to much sugar. Your neighbor who is on a juice cleanse lol.
I see somebody who's trying to legitimize their most ridiculous of career choices.
It's 3am, I need to sleep and I just can't stop watching these house clips 😭
'We do everything together'
'Of course. The toilet is a lonely place'
damn is he handsome
Hold the fuck on. I know she's cute, but there are limits.
But yeah, Hugh Laurie is fucking gorgeous. Also witty, funny, has great stories. I wouldn't mind sharing a bottle of whisky with him.
He’s really not lol
No argument there, Hugh is hot AF, no homo.
Meh
Mande Peer
thot spotted
Hugh Laurie is a fucking brilliant actor.
"How miserable can u be saving lives, sleeping around and doing drugs". defeating House in being miserable debate? This girl is a beast.
When he said "I hate tea" I was also drinking some, in House MD mug, so the moment was just absolutely magic from my perspective 😂
From memory, he's diagnosing her during that "date", something about abnormal brain behaviour due to the what she prioritises, and something about those sandals she was wearing - but don't remember for sure. Been years since I've watched all the episodes - should go back and re-watch this brilliant series :D
0:58 Did he just break the 4th wall?
Zach Ryder
No
No, he implied that he was going to the crapper.
I think he did!
No, he didn't, he was just joking in his classic way, as always, even if that sounds as an "after this commercial break" and placed right before that, he's just doing that in-character, so, he's not breaking the 4th wall, that only happens when the character ignores everything in the scene and they look and they interact with the viewers.
Zach Ryder well it was pretty close lol characters aren’t supposed to know we’re watching em or that there are breaks 😂
He's like a doctor, but more like a detective, with some light comedy thrown in.
1:57
I honestly thought she was gonna slap House.
They probably had to pay Hugh extra for this scene
I have peppermint tea. It's good hot or cold. When it gets cold it taste sweeter to me.
Mermaid Man same.
Mermaid Man. Yes we must!
Yeahhh....um..can you not..unite here...
Go somewhere else and have your Peppermint hater's club (PHC)..😣
I merely jest of course..
Give some to 2D, he could use it.
ForeverZero of Gorillaz?
01:40 I love her face when she said it!
surprised+ angry+ disappointed at the same time
1:41 - The look on House's face gets me every time
1:25: You are complish, you are funny, you can have whatever you want.
House's face like : O.- really??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Accomplished.
Mission Are Complish
Imagine how difficult it must've been for Hugh to say that he hates tea. What a madlad.
I wish she had sticked around for like a couple of episodes, she was fun
Not to mention pretty, holy fuckballs.
Jack Reacher
@@brianglendenning1632 Nope, that's Piper Perabo. Try "Coyote Ugly".
She did okay on her own.
@@brianglendenning1632 Not sure which character you're thinking of, but you might be confusing Piper Perabo (Honey) with Rosamund Pike (Helen in "Jack Reacher").
"I'll explain right after this break."
When he said "whatever floats your poop" i just lost it 😂😂😂😂
I've been in college studying dietetics, I learned and studied clinical nutrition. The first thing they taught us in our nutrition 101 class is that literally anyone can call themselves a nutritionist, BUT someone who has earned the title of RD or RDN (registered dietitian or registered dietitian nutritionist) is a food expert.
In animal Care nutritionist is a protected title reserved for those with a relevant degree (usually at least a master's) who formulate diets for zoos, pet food companies, or livestock operations
A food expert is called a dietician. Not a nutritionist.
U
You r not a food expert 😒
Hahahah this doctor is so funny! Love his sarcastic humor
That could be a symptom of lupus
“Whatever floats your poop” still gets me. 😂
1:43 his face there always gets me 😂😂
0:28 idk those shoes look like leather to me. Doesn't exactly scream vegan
bloodyrose1985 Or leather tennis shoes, purses, belts, furniture, cars seats ect.
he mocked her, for not knowing what a vegan is.
I have some vegan DocMartens. You cant tell plastic from leather from looking at it anymore.
yah just noticed. thats crazy docs have vegan shoes. LOL. do they hold up as well as usual docs?
Faux leather
House: I'm Accomplished, I'm funny, but can I have what ever I want?
Me: *I-I* *_Touché..._*
Dr. House’s “You’re welcome” just cracks me up. Stellar delivery!
"Of course, toilet can be a lonely place" lmfao
"Your husband is cheating."
"It's okay, honey, I understand."
"What I meant was he's eating meat."
"YOU MONSTER!!!"
All I see is Annie undercover as a “nutritionist” and bumping into House
I knew I recognized her from somewhere, thanks.
"I'm on anti-depressants"
"You don't look depressed"
YEAH DUH
"what isnt these days?" imma use that one from now on lmao
House: "Also, I hate tea."
Laurie: * internal screaming with british accent while fighting the urge to look directly into the camera *
Great vid
"You can try to resist, try to hide from my kiss"
"You don't seem depressed" ...best line
*House walks in to exam room
*me from my dining room couch: ITS MR STEAL YO GIRL!
Legend has it that Hugh Laurie is still haunted to this very day by his line disavowing tea.
2:06 it looks like she did the head turn here then realised a dude was blocking her so went back and did it again.
I miss this show and all of the incredibly witty banter between House and every character.
i bet " i hate tea " was the hardest thing hugh ever had to say. the british part of him was probably screaming in the back of his head
So she was fine with him cheating with another girl, just don't do meat?!
*puts on helmet* Throw me in coach, I'm ready to do my part
Legend says he has a cane because he could not carry all that rizz without it
0:18 "They all float...and you will too...."