Middle schooler thinks he's in the military
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- Middle School Preston joins Junior ROTC (JROTC) and is on a mission to recruit as many fellow patriots as he can, and win the respect of unimpressed schoolmates by any means possible.
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If this comment gets 20 likes I will join the US Military
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middle schooler thinks US military is a force for good
While you were in algebra, i was in Afghanistan
*Urzikhstan
The united states of japan
I got shipped off to ya mom’s house.
you idiots make me laugh harder every day- wait
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They’re disrespecting a future army soldier
What ever did happen to that kid?
Remembered that vine 😂😂😂
@@maxortiz3173 He married a soldier and got a tan colored ID card for sweet sweet Uniformed Services benefits.
@@maxortiz3173 Not even joking im pretty sure he's actually in the army
real ones know
i love a man in uniform
Come look at me big boii, got this uniform for 17 more days😂
On a serious note, I am in the army, and I thank you for your guy'ss content
I read that as “I love man in human form”
At ease
Yooo that’s a kid your talking about
nice
“They’re gonna assign me a wife”💀💀💀
alot of these had me laughing but damn I wish I could get an assigned wife.
For how many whores there are in the military it wouldn’t surprise me if some places did this 😂
@@westgaming1518 what.
Government issue dependa, keep your wallet drained so you are motivated to work hard every months
Or a husband suppose u have to rank up 4:14
so happy to see my future assigned husband enjoying his glorious youth in service of his country
How dare you do this to me!
@@itsmywayorthegeminimethod1095 you have not demonstrated the necessary skills to be assigned to a PEAK ALPHA MALE such as i have
Foolish mortals
Haha that's cute! Sweetie... he's MINE!!!!
@@feetwoodmac2648 bruh
"I've thought about it..." LOL
MAYHEM!?
Early elementary school: gun kid is cool
Late elem to early middle school: gun kid is kinda weird
Late middle and early high school: stay away from gun kid
Late high school: should I go to school tomorrow? Gun kid has been weirdly quiet recently
One of my favorites commenting on another one of my favorite
5:34
These people actually exist and they almost never make it through basic.
@Saxon Fitzgerald Oof yeah that's scary to think about lol.
@Saxon Fitzgerald some americans simply weren't born in America
@@joemash4193 when that kid amounts more to life than you lol. unless you haven't already graduated from at least an honorable military academy.
@@IsraelCountryCube - found the middle school soldier, lads 👆
@Saxon Fitzgerald lmao wtf
"Freedom is always at stake which is why we have to occupy every single country we can."
imperialism
MURICA
america moment
☠️ 💀 bruh USA
Lol
The slightly-mean kid with the speech impediment is one of the most accurate parts about this video.
“Want some se- I HATE OSAMA BIN LADEN”
Bro I died
Bro that killed me
I wish he said Obama Bin Laden, but it's still really funny
@@jamesbarnett2611 rip
@@BowieIsAfraid rip
The accuracy of this is scary. I was in JROTC in high school and there was a kid who acted nearly identical to this. He even confessed to thinking about shooting up the school and told me he had a "hitlist" and that at one point, I was on his hitlist. JROTC is a great to build up community service and leadership to get scholarships in college, but holy shit, there are a LOAD of weird ass kids in ROTC. If you have low self esteem, go join your local ROTC or Civil Air Patrol detachment. You will feel so much better about yourself.
No kidding lol, in program and yeah I can see 2 cadets that fit being weird
I remember C.A.P, you had the kids who called it cap then you had the kids who called it “United States Air Force Auxiliary” that’s how you knew right then and there😂
Lmao D.B Cooper 🤣🤣
Holy fuck there are some weird as shit in rotc with me. I’m only in my first year and I really enjoy it. But the kids can be either complete weirdos or dumbasses. I typically just ignore them but I they sit behind me in class so it’s pretty hard.
One of the JROT's at the high school I went to was almost a school shooter. He got snitched on and was stopped the day it happened. Rumor has it that security even found a handgun in his bookbag.
My favorite bit "These literally broke this take."
This reminds me of the Vine with the kid saying "you're disrespecting a future US army officer."
Literally the first thing I've thought when I've seen the upload 😂😂😂
Kid did actually become a marine tho. Shits crazy
@@joshdecorte6308 he was in the army not a marine
He became a rapper. Someone on tiktok claimed to be him but he isn't.
I'm getting information varying quite a bit.
“At ease” “we’re literally at ease” lmao reminded me of every combat instructor at MCT
Your in ROTC aren’t you
Mct means marine combat training
What's your MOS bro?
@@capsurge8632 6969, your mom
semper fi
netflix: are you still watching?
*someone's daughter:* 4:14
Underrated fucking comment right here
lmaooo
@@janaxelblomberg7768 well I mean it is a repeated ongoing joke but it’s still sort of funny I guess
I just slowly broke into tears laughing at this
@nat ew cringeyh
I could never tell if Cer was 6'3" or 5'2"
Well, I'm 5'3 and he's certainly taller than me
P much right in the middle of those
@@cerspence about 7’8”
@@mr.mediumrare4026 nah def 4’20
We literally had a kid that came to school dressed as if he was a ww2 soilder full helmet, backpack and all. Wow it's like all schools have the same characters
I'm guessing it was a german uniform huh
My school just had a lot of shooting and bomb threats. And a guy dressed like the joker with a knife.
There were a lot of dudes in our school who wore army boots. But not because they wanted to join the army, if you know what I mean
@@user-jo9sc4ot6j they want to be bandit like in brother film, right?
@@user-jo9sc4ot6j they want to be Danila bagrov😂
This video convinced me to enlist. I'll see you boys in a few years. Navy here I come.
Was it because of 4:14?
Tbh navy is the best branch
@@Brass_Monkey pffff what about the space force
Please be back soon
you'll be seeing some boys, alright
Ah yes, one of the two paths the quiet kid can take.
What’s the other one?
@@philatio1744 you can probably guess
It's actually more like 1 of the 5 paths an idiot with no future can take
@@shwingler8871 however it is less cringe to take the bad ending
This hitting close to home, too close💀💀
"Freedom is always at stake, which is why we have to occupy every single country we can..."
That's the most freedom I've heard coming from a sentence
Even the way he stands when "relaxing" makes his act more convincing lol
“Level 55 10th Prestige, Gold Cross” LOL throwback
“I looked at world war 2 photos... Everyone was doing this”
THEY’RE GONNA ASSIGN ME A WIFE I LOST IT THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
"I looked at WWII footage everybody was doing this!" bro on the wrong side of history 💀💀💀
"People are gonna respect us, finally." 😂😂😂
The sad thing is that I'm in JROTC and I've worked with kids exactly like him.
I respect how little the camera dude laughed on that bean take. Must have been hard lmao
1:21 the way he reacted, jesus that is 100% real for a kid.
“They’re gonna assign me a wife” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead af
this kid yelled at me in high school for not stopping for the pledge when i was 10min late for class
Ah yes. The incel's origin story
The army kid to incel pipeline lmao
What's the correlation
@@johnseppethe2nd2 no maidens + social issues + violent to compisate for being a loser = Incel. Everytime
@@johnseppethe2nd2 There is none. Everyone who's weird is a incel nowadays.
@@user-zg5ey5xo9i incel is when you don't fit my contradictory standards of a man
Yeah I knew a kid like this junior high, but then I found out that his dad had been killed in Iraq. I hated myself for ever laughing at him
4:28 *HE WASTED THE RATIONS STARVING ATLEAST 4 CADETS DEMOTE HIM 🤬*
Such a handsome army man! 🥰🥰😭
It’s amazing how well these adult men can portray middle schoolers
The part where he shouts "I DID IT. I EARNED THEIR RESPECT!" to himself, is all the more terrifying
The fact that this was filmed in a public children's playground suggests there were young children watching this skit happen from the sidelines
Spence reminds me of my little brother when he was 8
Based it off him
"My dad's in the Navy so I have a sailors mouth" Well that's a new definition for a semen receptacle
“My dad was in the navy so I have a sailors mouth.” Lololo
You should had the army boy have a girlfriend and between classes when he see her he acts like he’s going to war🤣🤣💯
He could never get a girlfriend tho lol
then she just finds a new boyfriend while he's "away"
As a member of JROTC in high school, can confirm. This is accurate.
As someone who is in ROTC, I find this to be comedic gold
The middle school impressions are so spot on
3:41 he’s still thinking about “black hawks” 😂😂😂
This is going to slap
Is this Davie504?
"level 55, 10th prestige gold cross" a true american hero.
“They literally just broke during this take”
"I'm gonna have a full ride scholarship" and other jokes you can tell yourself
Lol when part of the country actually thinks like this & are adults.
'Murica, am i right?
That unprovoked shove at the beginning was the most middle school boy thing I've ever seen put to film
This is too accurate. There are always a few of these kids on every middle and high school. They usually get a pretty harsh reality check once they arrive to Basic Training lol
congrats on 100k subs man i’m proud of you. i’ve been watching you for a really long time and it’s always been quality. glad to see you reached this milestone
I love how at 5:35 the guy back out, these small details are amazing
"We're not even at war"
Yeah, about that...
Yeah, Biden and Kamala going to screw us big time.
@@stevek5600 aged well
"stop thinking aout blackhawks"
"are you threatening my fellow brother, my fellow soldier?"
"yeah."
Imagine seeing these guys in public lmao
The can of beans made me laugh so hard
"I'm gonna be shooting guns and I'm gonna be shooting loads" had me DECEASED
On the real tho, thank you for your services, veterans!
I respect you now...please dont hurt me
dude im in jrotc and this was me last year this is perfect thank you child of god and i salute you at ease
Looks like the "Youre disrespecting a future U.S. Army Soldier" kid has finally grown up
My God you guys are too good, your shits literally giving me flashbacks to 15 years ago.
0:50 I always lose it when he makes that face
“The white dad at a cookout face”
I know at least 5 guys like this in my high school
cer spence thank you for your service
Thank you for your service.
When I was in middle school our one friend tried to train us for the zombie apocalypse.
"you're disrespecting a future Army Solider"
On November Ninth, Two-Thousand and Twenty, I had my insides torn through my eye-holes when I witnessed the masterpiece of short-film cinema entitled "Middle schooler thinks he's in the military
". I cried, I laughed, I cried agean. I then learned a new and extremely effective looking way to work out, can't wait to try it with some of my best Gym friends. I'll be a good way to finally introduce myself. I'll tell them I learned it from when I was at the Army. 10/10, out of ten.
*uses broom more than a rifle during 4 year enlistment *
“My dad’s in the navy-“
“Oh so you must have 2 dads then?”
Everytime I watch these vids I relive my childhood knowing I went to school with the vast majority of these characters. 😂
Where my premier gang at bois😤
this is the most middle school thing I have ever seen
"What rank are you?"
"God of war."
“People are going to respect us finally.”
Oh how little those rotc kids know
I like how when he said that he knew the combination to his dad’s gun safe everyone was immediately like “Wow your so cool.” And the other guy began to run
i love you cer spence, curing my depression rn
pls dont stop making videos
Oh no way. The World Industries shoes. I wasn't ready for that.
These guys and their group are the best sketch comedians on youtube so easily💪 keep up the fuckin ace work🍻
We all knew one of these young patriots
100k LET'S GO!!!! Good job getting where you are, you really deserve it
"I'm going to be shooting guns and shooting loads that are going to become babies and im going to start my own army." Funniest line lol 😂
Premier gang (the suspense of Cer Spence)
As a former middle schooler none of this is these were us
“We’re already at ease” 😂
"This isn't pretend I'm in ROTC." I love it
Jrotc
This is exactly what I needed before seeing a military recruiter today... thank you. Definitely made me smile and made me less nervous.
Exactly a year since this gem was published!
Being in the army and coming across this made me smile
"why do you want a wife? Wives are GWOSS" he said sporting his dad's wedding ring
"Why do you have a can of beans in your pocket?"
"It's my ration Dipshit, it's called an MRE" 😂😂
i can confirm this is exactly what the military is like
In other words "Middle schoolers after playing one game of Call of Duty"
"I've thought about it"