The guy who "bio-hacks" w supplements
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
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if this comment gets 10k likes i will delete my channel
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if this comment gets 9k likes I will delete cer spence
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If this comment gets 8k likes I will delete youtube
This comment: actually gets 10k likes
Cer Spence: wait that's not how you're supposed to play the game
u have taught me so much
Arnt you my cousin
Ched is bed.
Joe
@@dilpickle7395 bed is pencil led
This how a Channel should be.
"Please don't make me laugh im on a dopamine fast" 😂
This dude for real ate pills, tried coffee that had a stick of butter in it and then went to a pharmacy wearing a hentai face mask. Wow, what a legend.
"My diet is about 80% meat."
*actual Joe Rogan quote*
ELK meat
@Transcendental Tommy ok, thats why you have to eat nutritional pills for hair loss and keratin loss, you have a basket full of pills that you have to take. Also your toes are going to go numb and you will have nerve damage.
@@HoloScope Oh you have no idea how many pills you eat without knowing it. Farmers feed the animals bunch of pills so the meat even contains some important vitamins like Vitamin B12 haha.
@@JohnCena8351 least I don't have nerve damage or hair loss
@@HoloScope Neither do I. We both are really lucky.
Dude I feel like all of your characters are just exagerated aspects of yourself lmao they seem too real 😂
I believe he said that in one of the podcasts
Yea those supplements looked way too broken in to be something he got only for the skit
@@therealityofthings9574 how does a supplement look "broken in"?
@@juggmkj as in they were all opened and half full
That’s how
I recognize some of those supplements cause I take them myself and they look used for sure
Unless he dumped exact amounts out for the sake of the skit
“I spent $700 on amazon last week”
If that isn’t a cry for help idk what is.
Jk i love you bret
You can buy a starter home from Amazon for that.
lmao
I liked to take it from 299 to 300👌👌👌
It’s actually a sign of an amateur. Real biohackerzz spend their money on Nootropics Depot
handS down when he said "dont make me laugh im on a dopamine fast" that had me ROLLING
and "im already full from the pills"
5:22
If you just did the same thing but screamed, you'd be Alex Jones.
Joe Rogan is Diet Alex Jones
@@narxes alex jones is so badass who fucking sneaks into a billionaire satanist cult gathering then gets kicked off youtube how does nobody talk about this legend of a man
@@Mr.Autodelete word.
His products saved me from congestive heart failure.
@@gavenerickson1174 doesnt he recommend plant based too? I dont buy or take any these dudes supplements but alex jones is a good man far from perfect but i like his show and character and message dont hurt hes a texas man either
@@Mr.Autodelete I love meat and so does he, but yes he recommends 5 servings or under of red meat per week; white over red preferably; but above all a mostly plant-based approach is the cure to all disease so he says!
Just gotta make sure your integrating all the nutrients you miss out on if you go full blown vegan like protein, amino acids, enzymes, etc.
Hoping to go plant-based by the end of next year.
And I also agree he's an amazing man, despite his tragic misrepresenting within the media.
Nobody is perfect, but he's done far more good than bad in his lifetime.
I can't believe that this channel is so underrated...their content is amazing..
Hard agree my guy!
Their?
Damn I've been watching for like a month only looked at the sub count now yea i agree
Hes gone from like 30k subs to 80k in a few months !!! So happy for spence !.. for real I remeber showing my friend months ago that he only had 30k and was like dam he needs more. 80k now! XD
He will get there
" I have to go throw this up so I don't die, stop the camera. " ☠💀☠😂😂😂😂
You can tell this guy knows what he's talking about because he keeps the microwave on top of the refrigerator
BAGAHAHA I DIDNT NOTICE THAT
And he keeps his orange updoot and baby yoda (sorry, the child) on the fridge
Watching him swallow all those pills scared the shit out of me
It was so funny though
I hope some of it was candy
@@jvvn361 it was probs just vitamins
@@jackdud8793 Taking that many can still fuck you up severely.
He's fine now, but taking too many vitamins can literally make your body start failing.
@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 actually you would need larger portions and certain kinds of vitamins to actually cause your system to shut down. The amount that he took was not even close to a lethal dose but I suppose you already knew that.
This mf has been rolling every weekend and legit bought the NAC lol
Gotta keep the tolerance down somehow man :(
@@kesslynnyt8077 yeah, by long breaks in between. Most surefire way
U guys still do the 20dollar a day abroad challenges?
@@dramamine755 Something about molly and something called NAC.
You have grown so much the last month it’s crazy and it’s really cool to see it unfold and have here from basically the beginning.
Yeah he's at least 3 inches taller than at the start of the channel
@@Megaghost_ all that alpha hacking
@Saudade I think he meant subscribers wise
Gotta thank ben shapiro for that, i discovered this channel through the wet ass p word video
Like how much time Spence spends on researching all the subjects to be able to capture the essence of them enough to satirize them?? This is amazing lol
When will people wake up to the vitamin D deficiency epidemic smh
Ha
what about magnesium
Calcium offsets magnesium so if you drink more milk to fix a vitamin D deficiency (which may be very real in the Winter, depending on your location) you may also want to supplement with magnesium, since milk contains calcium. Milk also contains estrogen, so now you need to supplement with testosterone to offset that. :)
Doot doot, rattle rattle.
only idiots take vitamin d3 without vitamin k2
white people have more vitamin d unlike the blacks
This unironically reminds of my grandmother that used to take like 5 different pills for medical conditions she actually had and another 10~12 because these first five had some awful side-effects.
_....I miss grandma :(_
"Please don't make me laugh. I'm on a dopamine fast"
the voice shift "i'm in complete control of My OWN B I O LO G Y'
Spence is a cyborg like Terminator or something and that's mad luxurious
Do you know what luxurious means?
Your name tho😂😂😂😂😂
Ethan C do u?
@Saudade thanks baby 😘
Great profile pic
“i started a carnivore diet, it comes out like water”
“ohh..”
"New Mood is my favorite, it doesn't do anything, but it smells so bad it makes taking all the other pills easy"
I actually gagged with him when he was chewing on those pills.
That's good that's good okay!
That'll help strengthen your gag reflex and help your blood flow so you can better hold things uhhhh in your mouth.
Yeah, trust me I learned that from...alternative sources
@@DkKombo i don't get it
Tiffany ew.. don’t worry about it
Jake I’m 13 years old
@@JakeGeremia bruh💀✋
is it just me or does he look COMPLETELY different in every videoo
He's hacking his biology.
"I'm getting pill burps" lmfao
"Most of my days is just trying to fix the problems that I make with other fixes." -King Spence
Never have I seen a man so dedicated to the act
Bro what is happening? I’m fried is the world ending at the end of this timer
Yes
are you having a stroke
Yes, the length of this video is the timer for the end of the world.
What makes you think you aren't in hell right now buddy?
when you eat more than 1 vitamin gummies before school:
"Please don't make me laugh, I'm on a dopamine fast," lol I rolled
As a person who takes GABA, 5-HTP, L-Theanine, Phosphatidylserine, Lyrica, Tizanidine, Omeprazole, Magnesium Glycinate, and Olanzapine every day, I feel this video so much
“Doesn’t do anything”- the entire BioHacking industry
I didn’t want to wait so I watched this early. I (Facebook) have hacked into the mainframe and can confirm, that this, is a good watch.
lol
Wait wtf
You lost me
The Peak of Human Evolution he did it 2 hours before the video released
Good man
"people on reddit said it worked" dude, just trust me.
I can't believe this guy also made music with Old Man Saxon. Too many talents dude.
As someone who has taken that many pills at once before, I must ask, HOW?
@Saudade he boofed them
Honestly not as hard as you think. I do 5-6 daily. A person I know with an illness takes probably 15 in one go no problem, twice a day
this is such a good parody of Joe Rogan lmaooo
This is like existing before the big bang
I always lube up before action with some fish oil. Good call.
My favorite part about this is the fact that they show him choking and gagging after he breaks character. My other favorite part is when he hacked his biology. I felt that.
My bf who is one of these guys just said unironically, 'you see how good his skin looks tho??'
I take half of these and know about every single thing that you are taking about which makes this so fkn funny.
I think it's working. He looks kinda cute today
Congrats on the growth lately, Spence. You deserve it :)
Honestly I'm not up till about 10.30 am on a saturday but my cat woke me up and I'm probably just going to stay waiting for it to premier....
Im in complete control of my biology i spent $700 dollars on amazon last week
I can't wait for this
@Saudade lmfao you feel better 😂😂🤣😏
I mean.... as someone who dedicated their lives to studying Neuroscience, biology, psychopharmacology, etc.... This isn't too far off from what Rogan actually does.
Which is literally nothing of value. Aside from the coffee/butter thing. There's *some* actual science to that, in a similar way that THC is bindable to fats and oils, caffeine *may* bind to fat, but because it's so easily absorbed by the body in its salt form, it kind of defeats the purpose.
The idea of bulletproof coffee for me is that you can consume a decent amount of healthy fat in palatable way, especially if needed for keto
Oh no, it's a real thing? That's gross man
I guarantee an avocado is healthier than a stick of butter
@@sawyerrice3244 Honestly I didn't even know that's what it was called. I remember when it first came out years ago, and the whole thing was to extend the buzz of caffeine, easier comeup, drag out the plateau, and then have a very gradual comedown, as opposed to a harsh, tiring, headache inducing crash. Which would actually be an ideal way to consume caffeine if it actually worked. But there's.. questionable science behind it, at best. Whether or not it works for weight loss and that bullshit? Highly, highly doubtful. Helping caffeine give a better effect? That's more likely.
@@henlo1910 hey I'm not much of a coffee drinker but when I was on keto bulletproof coffee was something I drank occasionally. It tastes like a latte and really blunted the ravenous hunger id wake up with in the morning sometimes.
I dropped out college cause this educational content is all I need to succeed. Be the hero of your own story.
Honestly my dude puts in the work and doesn’t get what he deserves. And I know you can say that about any small you-tuber but Spencer especially. And I love Gus Johnson but my guy put out a sketch about how npc’s can’t shoot which while its a funny sketch and really well executed I bet I can randomly pick a video from this channel and in my opinion it will be funnier. And again I can’t overstate how much I like Gus Johnson and i’m not commenting on him as a whole. Now of course Gus’s videos are gonna get more views because he has more subscribers but the shotgun video is now his most viewed video.
Gus just be gussing
i love the chemistry between cer and spence
dude that pill bit was dedication
Quality content, I didn't even adjust the playback speed to 2x, good stuff.
@Saudade yes
So happy i found this channel.
Checking the PH balance on the egg water 😂
my guy flexes finally being in shape, unlike the times when he started
Still a fatass, but yeah, tru
Best skit CZcams channel out there
this guy is a fucking genius
i'm in love with this channel
Someone needs to get this man on the podcast stat
who broke into my house and filmed me?? I'm pressing charges
Look at what father spence does for us, he ran barefoot on rocks, drank butter coffee, bought an unreasonable amount of pills and actually potentially overdosed just for this 6 minute bit. Your children are well fed.
this is one of my comfort videos
The way he asks about the cold water being out is literally how i inagine these type of guys holy shit
As someone who used to take Nootropics this is the funniest video I've seen in a while. Good job cer spence.
How were they? I was intrigued by them but I never tried any.
I fucking love this channel lmao I just found it this week and been binge watching 😂
This channel is so underrated lmao
This aged like fine wine
Funniest vid I’ve watched all day thank you Spence for educating me!
This man got a Miku figure in his desk space, ALPHA CONFIRMED
Please don't make me laugh, I'm on a dopamine fast
“yeah the problem with those is that they cancel out those so you have to take this one too”
It went from funny to genuinely worrying when he ate an entire handful of pills.
This skit actually predicted Bryan Johnson reverse aging routine, great job spencer!
It is by will alone I set my thoughts in motion. It is by internet influencer supplements that thoughts acquire speed. Bank account acquires debt. Debt becomes a warning.
Honestly caffeine pills are amazing. I should take some l-theamine too. And magnesium. oh god is this how it starts?
how expensive was this video
edit: bro you bought alphahacked.com just for this are you okay
Edited this at 4:00 am (Jocko Wilink technique) so I wasn't thinking clearly
bruh the face you made at 5:34 had me weak. just found you recently from blake and i love your vids man!!
"started the carnivore diet it comes out like water" I'm ded
Totally unrealistic. Didn’t mention fasting once.
Something tells me he doesn't need caffeine
Zooms in [You want to get into a flow state basically] 🤣😂
Every character u play looks like the same person going through different phases
Such is life
Literally me with my nac 5htp egcg l-tyrosine
@Saudade k ys
Bruh laughing so hard! “DONT make me laugh I’m fasting dopamine!”
One of your best videos this is a masterpiece
The butter in coffee is useful in cold countries. I'm just saying it's not like a modern day invention.
"It doesn't actually do anything for you, but the pills, they just smell sooo bad that they just get you better at taking all the other pills."
LMAO
You need to combine this character with your conspiracy theorist character and make an Alex Jones video
"please don't make me laugh. I'm on a dopamine fast!" 😂😂😂
Nootropics might all just be placebo but hey, any port in a storm
Barefoot is everything
Ben Shapiro is really expanding his CZcams videos
Dude holy shit the jokes don't stop, the one about the pill that doesnt do anything except make you better at taking the other pills is hands down one of the funniest things Ive heard all year
This video has made me start saying "I've got the pill burps" whenever I take some meds and burp.
"It seems like all this stuff you're doing you could just easily achieve with a well balanced diet, maybe some exercise"
THANK YOU! All these guys who take 50 different supplements, nootropics, pills, etc are just trying to be functional without actually trying to get healthy.
I just hate vegetables 😔
You're the funniest guy
That first minute was already comedy gold
Homie actually shouted out modafinil, respect
You have such poignant commentary on human peoples these days. Your content is like the perfect overview of ignorance of obsession.