The Rights and Wrongs of Movie Etiquette

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  • čas přidán 6. 06. 2015
  • Well, this series needs to start back up again!
    This is the first video that Arbïter and I worked together, but this is the third episode of the Rights and Wrongs series. In a nutshell, one person is doing it right while the other is doing it wrong.
    In this video, we learn about the movie etiquette. Featuring an angry red bird simply named Red played by yours truly, and a dysfunctional spartan named Master Ch13f played by Arbïter.
    Aside from that, I managed to hit over 50k subscribers! It has been an amazing achievement, and I want to say thank you all for subscribing to my channel and watch my videos. You all are the best around~
    To check out more of Arbïter's videos, click on the link below.
    / xxroboticarbiterxx
    If you like what I'm making, be sure to support me on Patreon!
    / crispytoast
    Music Used:
    Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Max's Stomach
    Kevin Macleod - Merry Go Slower - Distressed
    Conker's Bad Fur Day - Good Cog, Bad Cog
    Spongebob Squarepants - Gator
    Spongebob Squarepants - Calling All Clowns
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Komentáře • 485

  • @crystalstarheart9157
    @crystalstarheart9157 Před rokem +30

    Even with anger issues, Red sure knows his manmers.

    • @noahjohnston9958
      @noahjohnston9958 Před 9 měsíci

      czcams.com/video/gyxFjdmhibs/video.htmlsi=Q5El3fDsDFAigjqa

  • @mechalo5271
    @mechalo5271 Před 8 lety +58

    The way I do the rights is...
    Getting tickets: I simply ask for a ticket, and some popcorn.
    Finding an unreserved seat: I ask those in the seats "Is this seat taken?" and if so, they nod, but if not, they shake their head.
    *IMPORTANT:* Silencing phones: I simply have a phone, but it is already silent, so I am free to go with this one.
    Getting snacks at the theater: I tell people "Hold on, I need another snack..." and then I order one. Once I get back, I ask "What did I miss?"
    Telling people to move out of the way: I simply tell them to "please, move". Self-explanatory.
    *SUPER IMPORTANT!!!* Not spoiling: If someone asks "What was it based on?", "What good scenes did it have?" or something like that, I just ignore them...

    • @jessicamcneill2463
      @jessicamcneill2463 Před 4 lety +3

      And please refrain from talking. When the MGM lion Leo starts to roar...that's his way of saying" Shut up, and watch the movie."

    • @833time
      @833time Před 3 lety

      Especially when you just saw Endgame. You decide not to spoil it for anybody else because that movie was just too good.

  • @MaxHDAvenger
    @MaxHDAvenger Před 9 lety +56

    Oh snap Lucy, wish Demo man kept his phone on silent. On the bright side before hand angry bird asked Lucy about was the seat taken and didn't go wrong badly.

    • @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort
      @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort Před 3 lety +4

      Lucy when Red asked if the seat was taken: 1:24
      Lucy when Demo didn’t turn his phone off: 2:46

  • @voidlemonbun19
    @voidlemonbun19 Před 5 lety +12

    4:35
    The sound of a wild backwards long jumping Red.

  • @gojiwarrior2479
    @gojiwarrior2479 Před 5 lety +31

    5:46 that’s what happens kids
    Never spoil movies
    No spoilers
    -Ethsgoesboom’s bubba

  • @doramae5431
    @doramae5431 Před 9 lety +43

    2:44 R.O.B really doesn't care about Demo's death, he just wants to watch his movie!

  • @joshuajayroe6972
    @joshuajayroe6972 Před 7 lety +69

    A video where Shrek does something normal? I've seen everything now.

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash Před 9 lety +63

    "this is the only ticket prop I can find"
    god like

  • @supergumballdoriananimatio3631

    Master chief: I feel like I should turn on my phone to piss off some people
    3:22

    • @foxshock5571
      @foxshock5571 Před rokem +3

      Audience: 🔫 🗡️⚔️ 🔫

    • @Kingcole6
      @Kingcole6 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​​@@foxshock5571 Please, not the face!

  • @dragomanser
    @dragomanser Před 9 lety +50

    Lessons Learned:
    Tickets may provide Shrek with sustenance
    No seat comes with free popcorn
    Silence your Phone... OR ELSE!!
    Please is a very powerful word
    Don't spoil the movie... OR ELSE!!

    • @mrrental7559
      @mrrental7559 Před 9 lety +2

      dragomanser Also, Shrek has a really sick one-inch-punch.

    • @DarkPaladin44
      @DarkPaladin44 Před 9 lety +1

      dragomanser and never tell Arthas to move or he will kill you, unless you ask him nicely using please.

    • @mrrental7559
      @mrrental7559 Před 9 lety +3

      William .Dwight Also, if everyone in the theater has guns, DON'T piss them off!

    • @mechalo5271
      @mechalo5271 Před 8 lety +2

      ...OR ELSE!!

    • @DuckHuntDog_SuperSmashBros
      @DuckHuntDog_SuperSmashBros Před 5 lety +2

      dragomanser And no bringing food from home to the theater as well

  • @Zoom_2005
    @Zoom_2005 Před 4 měsíci +2

    5:51 This is the part where you suppose to run away!😂😂😂

  • @TheLazyPeon
    @TheLazyPeon Před 9 lety +62

    This is one of the first Gmod machinimas I've seen, 10/10 would watch again.

  • @mamboo0743
    @mamboo0743 Před 5 lety +11

    Awsome video! Here's my favorite funny moments in this:
    -Master Chief gets punched through the wall and ceiling by Shrek
    -Lanky Kong doing a thumbs up
    -Master Chief trying to sneak food (Again punched by Shrek)
    -Shrek appearing next to Master Chief

  • @pikminmaster2165
    @pikminmaster2165 Před 2 lety +14

    One thing I really love about these rights and wrongs videos is the absurdity.
    Even in the rights sections there's atleast something unexpected just happens. (for example Lucy blowing up the Demoman's head)
    It makes these far more entertaining.
    Seriously great video.

  • @Popp1092
    @Popp1092 Před 9 lety +12

    3:03 You're amazing! You used the Cog theme from Conker's Bad Fur Day :D

  • @cindythecat8947
    @cindythecat8947 Před 8 lety +14

    0:39 Turn on CC. It's flipping hilarious!!

  • @javianwilliams7463
    @javianwilliams7463 Před 7 měsíci +2

    3:41 “A bag of chips, please.”
    (Red comes back into the theater, only to see a surprised face on the piggy’s face.)
    “What’d I miss?”
    (-_-) “Nevermind…”
    ( *I’m also guessing something really, really, REALLY CRAZY happened while Red was gone. What was it, however? Well, I’ll leave it to your imagination.* )

  • @antonioporto73
    @antonioporto73 Před 4 lety +16

    Master Chief best moments:
    1:04
    1:09
    1:10
    2:07
    3:30
    4:15
    4:31
    5:06

  • @Trainlover1995
    @Trainlover1995 Před 6 lety +14

    2:43 At that moment, Sekai got an idea. An AWFUL idea.

  • @BENDROWNED33
    @BENDROWNED33 Před 9 lety +37

    The part were Lucy killed Demoman was the best

    • @kumaboi6159
      @kumaboi6159 Před 5 lety +5

      Lucy rules!

    • @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort
      @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort Před 5 lety +4

      *Turns Phone Off And Watches The Movie*

    • @antonioporto73
      @antonioporto73 Před 4 lety +2

      BENDROWNED33 What? Lucy killed Demoman? I never understand that scene when i see it the first time.

    • @Takayukj_Yagami
      @Takayukj_Yagami Před 3 lety +1

      Rip demoman

    • @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort
      @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort Před 3 lety +1

      Me: *Silences my phone and keeps quiet so Lucy won’t kill me*
      Lucy with me: *Watches the movie and doesn’t look at me*
      Demo: *Answers his phone*
      Me: *Gets up, decapitates Demo with my magic sword and sits down while trying to calm down*
      Hercules, my childhood friend: *Holds my hand*
      Me: *Blushes a deep red*
      Lucy: *Looks at us and smirks*
      Me: *Pulls my hand away*
      Lucy: *Uses her vectors and pushes me*
      Me: *Kisses Hercules and internally screams*
      Me: *Shows a piece of paper saying “Don’t do that. We’re just staying friends, for now.”*
      Lucy: *Ruffles my hair*
      Me: *Turns to enjoy the movie with Lucy and Hercules*

  • @Geofcraze634
    @Geofcraze634 Před 9 lety +52

    An interesting, funny Garry's Mod Machinima. You and Arbiter made good scripts for comedic GMod videos like this. It reminds me of old GMod videos like from 2008 to 2011. And Shrek, he's very useful to be the security guard of Movie Theaters but it's too damn funny that I burst out laughing too hard while Shrek tries to catch Master Chief for not following the rules. I rate this 10/10. "Would watch it again. Hilariously-Funny as hell as the repeat button goes on."

    • @coyotemontana4558
      @coyotemontana4558 Před 2 lety

      Especially the faces he makes in every part of the video. 1:08-1:09, 2:03 and 4:28.

  • @user-iu9vg2ec9u
    @user-iu9vg2ec9u Před 5 lety +5

    6:03 I am looking at You: Internet!

  • @dougymoney379
    @dougymoney379 Před 5 lety +7

    5:41 Spoilers - scourge of the world

  • @Mrallthatgaming
    @Mrallthatgaming Před 9 lety +15

    I'd say I'm more like the bird, except for the fact that I'm always saying SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

  • @gamegod6859
    @gamegod6859 Před 5 lety +8

    2:46 she's like "anyone else want to pick up their phone?"

  • @CharcoalRabbit
    @CharcoalRabbit Před 5 lety +7

    5:46 when the greatest marvel cinematic universe movie gets cancelled.

  • @sethshafergaming7347
    @sethshafergaming7347 Před 6 lety +4

    The rights and wrongs of schools etiquette featuring lolbit and red spy

  • @michaelsusens1214
    @michaelsusens1214 Před 2 lety +2

    1:32
    Red: "I'm actually sitting next to my mortal enemy."

  • @Derpageddon
    @Derpageddon Před 9 lety +3

    Good stuff! Couldn't have been timed any better. I'm off to the movies tonight!

  • @harrybeecham8244
    @harrybeecham8244 Před 3 lety +2

    Master chief: (turns on phone*) everybody in the theater: oh so you chose Death

  • @jessicamcneill2463
    @jessicamcneill2463 Před 4 lety +8

    3:11 Alphonse Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. Mung from Chowder.

  • @javianwilliams7463
    @javianwilliams7463 Před 3 lety +4

    5:46 Me when someone spoils a movie or a joke I don’t like plays.

  • @pokemonboy59832
    @pokemonboy59832 Před 9 lety +2

    Your videos are always hilarious, you should make more of these soon XD

  • @krabsthederpypirate2791
    @krabsthederpypirate2791 Před 6 lety +8

    2:40 Dr. Nefarious didnt even give a sh##

  • @UtenSwitch
    @UtenSwitch Před 4 lety +4

    “No Phones”
    Jokes on you, I have an iPad and they aren’t so portable

  • @FanimationStudios-2007
    @FanimationStudios-2007 Před měsícem

    It was fun seeing Red in one of these videos, especially as the more sensible character.

  • @RageChocobo
    @RageChocobo Před 9 lety +3

    I just realized! Dr. Nefarious is on Crispy's theater!

  • @RomanVulcan83
    @RomanVulcan83 Před 7 lety +7

    Excerpt from the pre-movie No Texting PSA: "You know who you are, and so does Lucy. Here at [theatre name here], we want our customers to enjoy the movie--FREE from distractions. Do NOT be the person she has to decapitate because she WILL."

    • @bradleydevron
      @bradleydevron Před 7 lety +2

      Um, that and The (original) Lich King (Arthas) too, as in the knight with the blue glow effects and Frostmore, his sword, well, as of WoW Legion, his FORMER sword, since shattered and reforged into the Blades of the Fallen Prince

    • @bradleydevron
      @bradleydevron Před 7 lety +2

      More info on WOWpidea.com and WOWhead.com too

  • @Dvonbringsdaknowledge
    @Dvonbringsdaknowledge Před 9 lety +2

    Loved every minute of this!

  • @xylopiano3
    @xylopiano3 Před 7 lety +1

    I hope you keep doing videos in this series!

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 Před 5 lety +4

    2:39 I feel bad for blue bomber. He literally had to witness that. Remind me to get him noise canceling headphones and cover up any kills from his sight.

    • @lakariray437
      @lakariray437 Před 4 lety

      Hey it’s that girl called Lucy from elfen lied 2:40

  • @ahitfan1captaina
    @ahitfan1captaina Před 3 lety +3

    I wouldn't be surprised if Swagmaster was in the Master Chief's suit

  • @blipdrifter
    @blipdrifter Před 9 lety

    oh, man, i remember watching bits of arby n' the chief. good video!

  • @panbat2367
    @panbat2367 Před 9 lety +8

    Shrek. Best security guard on the force.

    • @gavinbunting7354
      @gavinbunting7354 Před 5 lety +1

      This is the part where you’re supposed to run away

    • @Mariogamer369
      @Mariogamer369 Před 3 lety

      Dont worry red EVERYTHING is going be ALRIGHT

  • @lunarheadcrab8265
    @lunarheadcrab8265 Před 8 lety

    Omg I laughed so many times, thank you so much !!! this is a great video

  • @Sleepkirby6472
    @Sleepkirby6472 Před 5 lety +1

    2:44 don't worry blue bomber I'll never take you to a crazy movie theater.

  • @FinalPrankGamer
    @FinalPrankGamer Před 9 lety +3

    so i guess he made his parts of the video and you made your parts of it and then put it all together into 1 video? thats a very nice way to work together :3

  • @IvanLerma759
    @IvanLerma759 Před 3 lety

    coming back to see this after Watching Elfen Lied and Red Vs. Blue this year makes me surprised and excited at the same time.

  • @gavinbunting7354
    @gavinbunting7354 Před rokem +1

    5:09, only recently learned that the guy with the sword is known as the liche king from world of Warcraft

  • @davidcj1031
    @davidcj1031 Před 5 lety +4

    4:30 You mean No Outside Food/Drinks

  • @fghdkjlfkghfc
    @fghdkjlfkghfc Před 8 lety +7

    Anyone notice how Ch13f's voice through a megaphone is quieter than his normal speaking?

    • @RomanVulcan83
      @RomanVulcan83 Před 7 lety +1

      Probably to spare our hearing.

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 Před 7 lety

      Flack Jacket I have no idea what he spoiled or said

    • @HairyHariyama
      @HairyHariyama Před 5 lety

      Arbiter just wanted to make sure the movie wasn't spoiled for us.

    • @kadenvanciel9335
      @kadenvanciel9335 Před rokem

      @@starvoltnexus3139I know what he said. Something about some characters being killed off in Red vs Blue by Season 12.

  • @kadenvanciel9335
    @kadenvanciel9335 Před 4 lety +2

    I wonder what movie the bird was seeing while Ch13f was seeing RvB S12

  • @andulkatrsova8463
    @andulkatrsova8463 Před 5 lety +3

    1:42 im Very hungry

  • @flashrocket9158
    @flashrocket9158 Před 8 lety

    silence your phone i think is the best part, their reaction is priceless.

  • @sebastiangauthier6089
    @sebastiangauthier6089 Před 7 lety

    BTW, for those of you who are asking for the map that Crispy and Arbiter used for this video, the name of the map is OMGCity. Specifically, "rp_omgcity_final". Just search it up online and download it, no HL or CS needed. Once you're in the map, just search for a building labeled "OMG Cinema" and you're in the same setting in this video.

  • @monketron
    @monketron Před 9 lety +22

    When did crispy toast become the meme machine of gmodders?

  • @mechalo5271
    @mechalo5271 Před 8 lety +1

    2:25 "AYE just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' them to 'ya, I'm going with YOUR tickets! *laughter*"

    • @bradenmitchell5565
      @bradenmitchell5565 Před 4 lety

      “YOU STUPID DEMOMAN!!!”

    • @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort
      @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort Před 3 lety

      Me and my friends: *Sees Lucy decapitate Demo*
      Me: *Widens my eyes in pure fear*
      Everyone: *Panics*
      Heavy: O_O
      Jessica Grey: *Hugs Gaster and looks away in tears*
      Gaster: *Holds Jessica*
      Ten Cents and Sunshine: D=>
      Chara and Asriel: I_I
      Toriel: *Hugs Asgore and begins crying*
      Me: *Hugs Hercules while my left eye (red) was shut and my right eye (blue) was open*
      Hercules: *Holds me and tries to calm me down*
      Chica: *Hugs Foxy*
      Foxy: *Starts experiencing past flashbacks*
      Fritz (Foxys ghost): *Hugs Susie*
      Susie (Chicas ghost): *Cries*

  • @speechjon
    @speechjon Před rokem +2

    4:55
    Footage is from Red Vs Blue.

  • @RaccoonFoot
    @RaccoonFoot Před 9 lety +14

    Do you do these videos with only close friends or can it be anyone? 'Cause I'd love to collaborate on one in the future.
    Oh, and nice callback to Obnoxious Demo!

    • @RaccoonFoot
      @RaccoonFoot Před 9 lety

      Crispy Toast I didn't even realize we were that close! Sure! Do we talk through email or...?

    • @RaccoonFoot
      @RaccoonFoot Před 9 lety

      Crispy Toast Okay, send a friend request to tlrledbetter.

    • @kranianus5559
      @kranianus5559 Před 9 lety

      ***** o hai Krustu.

  • @SimonSaysWeCanParty
    @SimonSaysWeCanParty Před 7 lety

    Cool. I hope there's one with Schools next.

  • @AshleyTheWolf259
    @AshleyTheWolf259 Před 2 lety

    Man, I miss these. =

  • @angelastapleton9441
    @angelastapleton9441 Před 7 lety

    Crispy Toast, I Iike movie etiquette with The Rights and Wrongs.

  • @vanhoangnguyen8374
    @vanhoangnguyen8374 Před 6 lety +2

    chuck: GOTTA GO FAST
    5:22

  • @LightningCayo
    @LightningCayo Před 5 lety +5

    A Gmod video where Shrek is doing something non memey? What a world

  • @adenosine2electricboogaloo647

    Absolute fever nightmare

  • @DeoxysPrime300
    @DeoxysPrime300 Před 9 lety

    Thanks for the tips😄 now we know.

  • @turboman8974
    @turboman8974 Před rokem

    2:40 dr nefarious doesn't care if someone died he just wants to see the movie

  • @Angelbird57438
    @Angelbird57438 Před 3 měsíci +1

    When someone told about the movie ending outside
    Me and the rest of the girls: 5:46

  • @daryllee22
    @daryllee22 Před 2 měsíci

    2:03 and 5:51 Shrek : This is a part that you suppose to run away!

  • @pacmanfan-sz9ry
    @pacmanfan-sz9ry Před 5 lety +1

    did anyone else notice Alphonse Elric from FMA and a Dalek from Doctor Who was in the cinema to?

  • @kalynmiller666
    @kalynmiller666 Před 2 lety

    I'm heading to the movies for my birthday this year

  • @carl_the_
    @carl_the_ Před 5 lety +1

    HOLY DOOLEY! CRISPY TOAST KNOWS ABOUT HOMESTUCK!

  • @merrykit8053
    @merrykit8053 Před 3 lety +2

    2:56 Hello Mung, how is Chowder xd.

  • @aidanchua6689
    @aidanchua6689 Před 4 lety

    *THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SUPPOSED TO RUN AWAY!*

  • @frankybuster
    @frankybuster Před 8 lety

    I loved it

  • @barraki6706
    @barraki6706 Před 9 lety +2

    Felix from Red vs. Blue!

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 Před 9 lety +2

    Now what is Demoman's ticket line from? I remember the "WAR!" update that the Soldier and Demoman from different teams were having a bromance, and they actually went to a gun show. But i've never heard it!
    EDIT: 3:51 You put some surprised faces on some of them, well done ^^

  • @johnnyweissmuller5559
    @johnnyweissmuller5559 Před 9 lety

    We need more the rights and wrongs with red and ch13f

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 Před rokem +2

    Obviously when sneaking food in because theater food is horrifically overpriced, you _actually hide_ it and don't bring it out until the lights dim.

  • @amazingjoaquinlove9242

    100/100 this gmod made me laugh so hard

  • @MarvinC03TLK
    @MarvinC03TLK Před 9 lety

    And cool and very good made with your friend
    + Arbïter

  • @FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort

    Chuck: *Asks for a spoiler*
    Red: How about you watch the movie to find out?

  • @user-qe3ym3ni5m
    @user-qe3ym3ni5m Před 4 lety +1

    The Rights and Wrongs of Pokemon
    Right: Mega Man
    Wrong: Kefka

  • @mugiwaradarwin4504
    @mugiwaradarwin4504 Před 6 lety +1

    I clicked as soon as I saw Terezi Pyrope in the thumbnail.

  • @DinoKOTMGachazilla
    @DinoKOTMGachazilla Před 3 lety +1

    I will follow these steps whenever I go see a movie in a theater. I also heard about a Trevor Henderson creature called “Hush”, who will silence anyone who speaks in the theater. So be quiet for him.

  • @anhdiennguyen12
    @anhdiennguyen12 Před 2 lety +1

    0:39 silly shrek

  • @kadenvanciel9335
    @kadenvanciel9335 Před rokem

    Refreshments: popcorn, soft-drinks(Coca-Cola and its subbrands), various candies, sandwiches, french fries, breakfast cereals, Frito-Lay chips(property of PepsiCo and not the Coca-Cola Company), hot dogs, pizza, and ice cream.

  • @gaffatgaming
    @gaffatgaming Před 6 lety +1

    OMG Doctor Who AND Elfen Lied??? My day just got even better!

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 Před 8 lety +3

    Rights and wrong of school rules

  • @ivansimonov6076
    @ivansimonov6076 Před 4 lety +3

    What important means?

  • @jbourbon3734
    @jbourbon3734 Před 4 lety

    1:59
    Felix? I guess you survived the fall after all.

  • @thebrawlgirl
    @thebrawlgirl Před 8 lety

    The supposed "taken" seats from Red's side were never fillled.
    Guess they just didn't want to be seated next to a bird, poor Red. ;-;

  • @kadenvanciel9335
    @kadenvanciel9335 Před 6 lety

    Regal Entertainment Group should have policy trailers reminding people about spoilers.

  • @Cakeorpieify
    @Cakeorpieify Před 9 lety

    Hah, +10 for the hitler quote from Downfall. Man I love those videos that change the subs for the bunker scene.

  • @OptimusPrime298
    @OptimusPrime298 Před 2 lety +2

    0:52 1:35 4:06
    For Master Chief flying moments

  • @starvoltnexus3139
    @starvoltnexus3139 Před 9 lety

    All the stuff Ch3if did sounds like stuff Peter Griffin would do LOl very funny well done

  • @skellington15
    @skellington15 Před 9 lety

    Can't believe I remember the first obnoxious demo...how long was that? Two years?

  • @mariic2
    @mariic2 Před 8 lety +1

    2:40
    Too soon, man.

  • @Kingcole6
    @Kingcole6 Před 10 měsíci

    0:37 Ticket = LUNCH!!

  • @jessicamcneill4013
    @jessicamcneill4013 Před 7 lety

    poor Red. On the bright side, Demo Man got what he had coming to him.