Stephen Rents The 'Trump Pee Pee Tape' Hotel Room For A Night

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  • čas přidán 20. 07. 2017
  • The impetus of Stephen's quest to Russia was the infamous Room 1101, the presidential suite in which Donald Trump was allegedly recorded, let's say, making history.
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  • @mellotron12
    @mellotron12 Před 6 lety +1601

    He broke the dish and immediately the hotel calls the room just to mention that there is an emergency button? Nah, the room isn't being watched at all.

    • @The_Angry_BeEconomist
      @The_Angry_BeEconomist Před 6 lety +92

      I'm not sure if that's really what happened, there was a cut in the scene

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse Před 6 lety +71

      The dish - which wasn't visible in any of the other shots of that table - didn't really complement the decor of the room. Nor did that telephone bell sound like it should be coming out of that kind of cordless phone.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 6 lety +41

      +HaloInverse
      Pretty much. It's a costly suite and breaking something would bring so much trouble not worth Stephen's short time there.
      With that said, we saw what we needed in that the Kremlin could spy on the room directly from the window. You don't need hidden cameras at all.

    • @suebarrow5973
      @suebarrow5973 Před 6 lety +10

      borot man he said that in the show. All putin would need is a pair of binoculars

    • @DawidKov
      @DawidKov Před 6 lety +81

      You do realize that Stephen orchestrated the call for a joke? Even if it's under surveillance, there would be zero calls, because that'd be a dead giveaway.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 Před 6 lety +1591

    Okay honestly, if the "pee pee" tapes are real and get leaked, it wouldn't even be in the top 5 of controversial/humiliating things he has done. I don't know what Trump's worried about.

    • @kakashiMEK
      @kakashiMEK Před 6 lety +35

      just like he always do, making bigger shit to cover his shit.

    • @BennettRedacted
      @BennettRedacted Před 6 lety +27

      If it got released it'd be the LIBERAL AGENDA...
      also FAKE NEWS!

    • @gillespieibanez8426
      @gillespieibanez8426 Před 6 lety +41

      Hammad Ali he is probably worried that the size of his...hand is revealed on the tape.

    • @nelsonta00
      @nelsonta00 Před 6 lety +9

      There are more important issues in life than sex scandals.

    • @jorenthar9186
      @jorenthar9186 Před 6 lety +5

      Hammad Ali hah leaked!

  • @deenajamal7125
    @deenajamal7125 Před 6 lety +274

    7:13-7:32 is pure gold "soaked in history" "washes over you" "its not even in the past, urine it" damn I love him

    • @rontyler4622
      @rontyler4622 Před 5 lety

      Deena Jamal see

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides Před 5 lety +1

      This kinda reminds me of when I was around 15. Yeah ha ha funny stuff

    • @Mystic2760
      @Mystic2760 Před 5 lety +2

      Hehe... pure "gold"

    • @camthesaxman3387
      @camthesaxman3387 Před rokem

      I couldn't hear what he said there, and I heard "pisstory" in my mind.

  • @greenmusicpcdj
    @greenmusicpcdj Před 2 lety +5

    Oh boy did this age badly 🤣
    How embarrassed must you be if you believed this lie?

    • @harloy4623
      @harloy4623 Před 2 lety

      Listening Comprehension: encompasses the multiple processes involved in understanding and making sense of spoken language. These include recognizing speech sounds, understanding the meaning of individual words, and/or understanding the syntax of sentences in which they are presented.
      Reading Comprehension: is the ability to process text, understand its meaning, and to integrate with what the reader already knows.
      Video Description "The impetus of Stephen's quest to Russia was the infamous Room 1101, the presidential suite in which Donald Trump was allegedly recorded, let's say, making history".
      Allegedly: used to convey that something is claimed to be the case or have taken place, although there is no proof.
      1:04 Allegation, 2:22 Accusations, 2:25 never been confirmed
      _Allegation: a claim or assertion that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically one made without proof.
      -Accusations: used to convey that something is claimed to be the case or have taken place, although there is no proof.

    • @ssp4795
      @ssp4795 Před rokem +1

      there is actually a post recently who still thinks this real.

  • @ELF980415
    @ELF980415 Před 6 lety +970

    And this is how a Presidential Suite bedroom, costs more than 4 grands, will remain known as "The Pee-Pee Room".

    • @piemelfriemel8718
      @piemelfriemel8718 Před 6 lety +2

      pureple snow 4 grands? Go to bed, child.

    • @Eusantdac
      @Eusantdac Před 6 lety +14

      Ya the price on that room might have to be lowered. I wouldn't stay there after the "pee-pee" tape thing.

    • @user-lv7ph7hs7l
      @user-lv7ph7hs7l Před 6 lety +6

      It´s apparently 16 grand per night.

    • @Eusantdac
      @Eusantdac Před 6 lety +6

      "16 grand" for the "pee-pee" room is 16 grand too much lmfao

    • @kaskader3
      @kaskader3 Před 6 lety +9

      you know nothing about marketing )

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 Před 6 lety +711

    "You're in History, Urine History" lol I'm done! 😂

    • @iikhalaii8784
      @iikhalaii8784 Před 6 lety +16

      History is soaked in that room.

    • @blackcapone187
      @blackcapone187 Před 6 lety

      Ęÿūį Æßñ I forced myself to like your comment since it was at 666

    • @altitudeillume6060
      @altitudeillume6060 Před 6 lety +2

      TRUMP NEWS IS SO TERRIBLE, PREFER IT IN COMEDY. NO MARTIAL LAW!

    • @russianhomecat3313
      @russianhomecat3313 Před 6 lety

      Ya! Now we have real Urine story with Colbert. He's done the reperfomance😂

  • @johnpearson5575
    @johnpearson5575 Před 5 lety +36

    “Yeah, they’re on to us...”
    HILARIOUS!!!

  • @SVW1976
    @SVW1976 Před rokem +17

    Boy this aged well. Thanks for keeping this display of your own childishness up for all to see. 😂

    • @SatishVenkat1
      @SatishVenkat1 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Aged beautifully like some fine golden wine😂

    • @philpalmer4877
      @philpalmer4877 Před 8 měsíci +1

      True, it confirms the tapes are most likely real...and that Trump paid prostitutes to pee on him while he laid in bed. Those videos got putin a puppet for life. 😂🤣

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes Před 6 lety +526

    I hope that guy doesn't get murdered for talking to Stephen.

    • @deecee1647
      @deecee1647 Před 6 lety +10

      Nah, Putin is loving this

    • @deleteddeleted7798
      @deleteddeleted7798 Před 6 lety +1

      absolutely incredible I guess she was talking about brainwashed inbreed xenophobes like you.

    • @sandykimmett2879
      @sandykimmett2879 Před 5 lety +4

      Olga Sementsova and nothing about Russian government is reported on in the Russian media no news is good news !

  • @silvarace
    @silvarace Před 4 lety +58

    its very interesting watching stephen's mannerisms versus the russian reporter. the behaviour of a man who knows the scary people wont touch him versus a man that is wondering if he'll abducted tonight.

  • @franciscobarragan1360
    @franciscobarragan1360 Před 6 lety +222

    I bet the actual pipí mattress is lock in a vault somewhere in the Kremlin just waiting for blackmailing

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 Před 2 lety +4

    This has not aged well.

  • @izthebutcher
    @izthebutcher Před 6 lety +539

    Ok that phone call was all kinds of scurry.

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 Před 6 lety +16

      Why? It was probably just his producer or one of his staff sitting on the other end of the camera calling the room.

    • @HaloInverse
      @HaloInverse Před 6 lety +33

      IKR? The room's digital cordless phone (in a luxury suite) was even programmed with the ring-tone of a grating old-timey analog alarm bell. What kind of hotel management does that? It's like they're _trying_ to be sinister and unsettling.
      ...or at least, the foley artist is.

    • @queenaleksa
      @queenaleksa Před 6 lety +25

      You can actually hear the Russian girls voice and accent through the phone.

    • @fibbthehuman
      @fibbthehuman Před 6 lety +30

      It's kinda hard to not bash the guy.

    • @bra-balllegend3940
      @bra-balllegend3940 Před 6 lety +15

      @ Andy: Colbert's ratings pre-date Trump's campaign by quite a bit. Try harder.

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx Před 6 lety +30

    I love these serious toned 1 v 1 interviews. Stephen taps in to his character back when he was on the Daily Show. So nostalgic.

  • @TheRussianMystic
    @TheRussianMystic Před 5 lety +26

    I was laughing so hard, I almost peed myself! :)) Priceless!

  • @wbslnger2004
    @wbslnger2004 Před 6 lety +285

    Haha! I laughed so hard when he was jumping up and down on the bed

    • @L5940
      @L5940 Před 6 lety +15

      Truly, the comedic genius of the century

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 Před 6 lety +2

      wbslnger2004 😁😀😁

    • @2LegsBetter
      @2LegsBetter Před 6 lety +1

      wbslnger2004 i

    • @imsidetracted
      @imsidetracted Před 6 lety

      me too i laughed through the whole joke of a show! so stupid it was funny!

    • @ClaimClam
      @ClaimClam Před 5 lety +1

      haha he act like small child, so hilarity!

  • @MasterOfSparks
    @MasterOfSparks Před 6 lety +73

    WTF Stephen. Obviously the sheets would have been washed. You need to get that black light on the Bare Mattress!

    • @Anon-xd3cf
      @Anon-xd3cf Před 6 lety +11

      The National Razor seriously?
      Its the Ritz dude, when the president checked out reception checked the security tapes (to make sure there were no tigers) immediately before sending in a hazmat team to remove all excrement and human fluids and install new carpets and bed before Theresa May turned up for her dog and pony party.
      Duh.

  • @Andrea-ic8vr
    @Andrea-ic8vr Před 6 lety +166

    'pee pee tape' piano rendition is where i lost it 😂

    • @drizz_o2839
      @drizz_o2839 Před 6 lety

      Andrea Thomas pee pee tape pee pee tape

  • @tcawesome4787
    @tcawesome4787 Před 5 lety +18

    this guy‘s look when Stephen broke the dish😂😂😂

  • @elinannestad5320
    @elinannestad5320 Před 6 lety +68

    I hope Andrei is either imaginary or safe

  • @MrGivememyoldaccount
    @MrGivememyoldaccount Před 6 lety +365

    Should have actually swept for bugs and cameras. Would have been amazing if they found some.

    • @ffampire
      @ffampire Před 6 lety +28

      MrGivememyoldaccount
      I thought that was the point of the surveillance guy. Guess they were trying to avoid being evicted. I would have loved to see the look on Trump's face if they would have found some. They could have even planted them for the show, and it would have been ratings, uh, gold.

    • @user-lv7ph7hs7l
      @user-lv7ph7hs7l Před 6 lety +5

      Plus some basic equipment to look for them is way less than the 16 grand it cost to stay a night. You can probably get some basic RF detector for 50 bucks and a really fancy one for 1k.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 6 lety +28

      It's a sketch, not a proper investigation with real consequences.

    • @MrGivememyoldaccount
      @MrGivememyoldaccount Před 6 lety +34

      John Oliver would have.

    • @bernielopez7429
      @bernielopez7429 Před 6 lety +9

      MrGivememyoldaccount Oliver should totally do that

  • @saundrabrown1873
    @saundrabrown1873 Před 4 lety +53

    I love to watch Stephen Colbert every night with my Boo🤣😂. This dude is hilarious especially when he joke's about the🍊guy🤣

    • @R3verie
      @R3verie Před 4 lety +1

      What's funny here? Didnt age well. Nothing was right. Pretty embarrassing, actually. 🤣😂

    • @diamond4k
      @diamond4k Před 3 lety +1

      R3verie what’s wrong with you. You “special” snowflake. This is hilarious the fact that you probably took this seriously is hilarious.

    • @missabyssinia2293
      @missabyssinia2293 Před 3 lety

      Oh yeah the 🍊💩

  • @Paslayas
    @Paslayas Před 5 lety +24

    'As the founder of Trump University he knows phoney', so, so right😂
    #peetape#peetape

  • @kattravino9582
    @kattravino9582 Před 6 lety +16

    LOOOOOL that piano bit. I cried. I can't stop humming that now

  • @williamrobertson797
    @williamrobertson797 Před 6 lety +179

    This comments section needs a Xanax. or elephant tranquilizer

    • @jirachiteaminstinct4310
      @jirachiteaminstinct4310 Před 6 lety +4

      William Robertson you mean the Russian trolls right?

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides Před 5 lety +1

      Nah, just the crybabies who are under the delusion that the defeated and crushed HRC is their POTUS. They are presenting with extreme projection and thoughts of harming themselves. They actually think that has-been comedy shows are legitimate news sources now.

    • @Ianprodu
      @Ianprodu Před 4 lety +1

      4thHorsemanRides says the guy in the comments of the video, dumbass hypocrite 😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @marklapolla2638
    @marklapolla2638 Před 6 lety +516

    "Soaked in history. It just washes over you." That's comedy gold. "It's not like you're in the past, urine history! Urine it." Pure comedy gold(en shower.) Personally, my bet is that Trump is incontinent and someone made up this story to excuse him. I just hope they put a rubber (waterproof) mattress pad.

    • @L5940
      @L5940 Před 6 lety +8

      So, this is what Americans see as humor nowadays? I pity you all.

    • @gro-tesqba4220
      @gro-tesqba4220 Před 6 lety +4

      The jokes themselves weren't that bad it was mainly the delivery that was bad. To on the nose. I found it even insulting of his viewers inteligence.

    • @justachannel9379
      @justachannel9379 Před 6 lety +3

      Missed this one. L5940 We aren't proud of it; however, U.S. Americans have always enjoyed a good excrement joke. Your pity is appreciated. Re: "Gro-tesq Ba" President Trump speaks only for himself.

    • @paulguerra4886
      @paulguerra4886 Před 6 lety +3

      I can deny that the way he played with those words was hilarious.

    • @ksol1460tv
      @ksol1460tv Před 6 lety +5

      Be ready when urination calls!

  • @doneright2047
    @doneright2047 Před 3 lety +7

    "Somebody that I used to know.. SOMEBODYYYY.. I used to know." -That one video

  • @pashagenie3947
    @pashagenie3947 Před 6 lety +30

    Peepee tape Peepee tape Peepee tape Peepee tape
    Peepee tape Peepee tape

  • @jamesford120
    @jamesford120 Před 6 lety +1775

    If Colbert's jokes hurt your feelings, just watch a conservative comedian. You have one, right?

    • @FlorenceFox
      @FlorenceFox Před 6 lety +206

      None that are good, sadly. Poor guys. That must be why they're so angry all the time.

    • @HH-ly8xw
      @HH-ly8xw Před 6 lety +81

      James Ford lmao most political comedians suck no matter what

    • @SG-bu7hj
      @SG-bu7hj Před 6 lety +88

      James Ford This guy isn't even funny to be honest.

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 Před 6 lety +59

      James Ford You have one, right? Priceless 😂

    • @errornull390
      @errornull390 Před 6 lety +6

      James Ford at least they are funny for everyone

  • @hbanana7
    @hbanana7 Před 6 lety +5

    That front desk calling was scary.

  • @catlady6464
    @catlady6464 Před 6 lety +11

    Best ratings week EVER! Congrats!!

  • @teddyhowell5962
    @teddyhowell5962 Před 6 lety +35

    Bro, every comment is talking about salty trump supporters in the comment section....
    but low key... there are barely any supporters in the comment section...

  • @conancat
    @conancat Před 6 lety +170

    Stephen broke a ceramic bowl and the front desk called... How did they know?! It's definitely not the fire alarm or anything. I definitely not surprised that they have some monitoring equipment in there.

    • @Battleraiser
      @Battleraiser Před 6 lety +39

      It's called a set-up skit..

    • @toxa35
      @toxa35 Před 6 lety +13

      Grey Ang
      Humor isn't your cup of tea , right ?)

    • @MrTttvideo
      @MrTttvideo Před 6 lety +11

      Grey Ang Americans doesn't get jokes obviously. I thought you guys are comedy experts.

    • @jaysun8942
      @jaysun8942 Před 6 lety +4

      Grey Ang Stephen knew it. He broke the bowls for that reason.

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky Před 5 lety +10

    That is a tiny bedroom for a Presidential suite, jeez. The bed is crammed into a corner!

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx Před 5 lety +1

      DarkRubberDucky it’s in Russia.

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 Před 3 lety

      The only room with a view. No windows in the other rooms. lol

  • @janayepattillo
    @janayepattillo Před 3 lety +7

    I love to watch Stephen Colbert every night with my Boo🤣😂. This dude is hilarious especially when he joke’s about the 🍊guy🤣

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 Před 6 lety +56

    i'd say this officially cements Stephen as Trump's nemesis

    • @Valentinathevamp
      @Valentinathevamp Před 4 lety +6

      Nemesis implies that Colbert and Dump are on the same intellectual level. Dump is barely a parasite 🦠

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Valentinathevamp So basically, Dump is a Jerry. (Rick & Morty reference)

  • @theunundunly5368
    @theunundunly5368 Před 6 lety +85

    "Soaked" "Washed in history" "Ur ine" some poetic words Stephen!!!!!

    • @ffampire
      @ffampire Před 6 lety +5

      The Un Und Unly
      I only hope that someday that anticipated tape will leak.

    • @simanaden4599
      @simanaden4599 Před 6 lety

      I lost it there! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashtonlastname489
    @ashtonlastname489 Před 6 lety +26

    Ahhhh, this aged well :)

  • @pbworld7858
    @pbworld7858 Před rokem +4

    I enjoyed this when it first came out. I'm now waiting for the Hunter Biden hotel version. And it won't involve leaving the country.

  • @SindileWren
    @SindileWren Před 6 lety +22

    GREATEST 8 min EVER of Colbert! from 4:02 to end!
    THanks .. ♥❤️️ it so much!

  • @thedude1744
    @thedude1744 Před 6 lety +20

    ReMEMBER the GOLDEN rule.

  • @Ambrosha385
    @Ambrosha385 Před 5 lety +6

    STEPHEN is the best on field pieces. Please do more

  • @billytk1225
    @billytk1225 Před 5 lety +2

    'Yeah, there on to us' … Classic - I loved it!

  • @asheshurricane391
    @asheshurricane391 Před 3 lety +20

    Stephen jumping on a bed, chanting "pee pee tape" is one of the most precious things i've ever seen

  • @S.E.C-R
    @S.E.C-R Před 4 lety +16

    This came up for me right after Nancy Pelosi’s interview! 😂😂😂

  • @elizabethjohnson6848
    @elizabethjohnson6848 Před 6 lety +12

    Oh!! I didn't know that the ''pee pee'' tapes were about insulting Obama..

  • @youxarexmyxsunshine
    @youxarexmyxsunshine Před 5 lety +1

    LOL! Mr Colbert, you’re so funny!

  • @samlester6109
    @samlester6109 Před 6 lety +14

    Wow. He actually broke that pot. Omfl

  • @slavachicago99
    @slavachicago99 Před 6 lety +172

    Hey, Americans, we Russians love you! Your country is beautiful and you are amazing people!
    Especially San Diego and north/central Chicago. man, I love those places!

    • @kylemylo3776
      @kylemylo3776 Před 6 lety +21

      Save it, Americans hate Russia, they've been brainwashed to think Russia is the evil of the world

    • @dharmabum1230
      @dharmabum1230 Před 6 lety +7

      Kyle Mylo what Mandy said... if anything I hope they can get out of their oligarcian system as much as I hope we can. the Russian people have put up with a lot of shit. over the centuries.

    • @rmtrainer7
      @rmtrainer7 Před 6 lety +6

      I love Russia! Send my respect to our president! 🙂

    • @MrTttvideo
      @MrTttvideo Před 6 lety +22

      Slava Chicago I'm also from Russia and I love America and American people! Fuck both our governments!

    • @awithers7
      @awithers7 Před 6 lety +3

      Slava Chicago From Russia with love?

  • @ChristopherLorde
    @ChristopherLorde Před 6 lety +388

    room 1101
    the video is 11:31
    1131-1101
    only number that isn’t 0 is 3
    a triangle has 3 sides
    illuminati = stephen colbert

    • @rooz800
      @rooz800 Před 6 lety +4

      Whovian Productions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

    • @nathanielforrest4473
      @nathanielforrest4473 Před 6 lety +10

      I honestly thought that you were going to say warriors let up a 3-1 lead 😂😂😂

    • @BubbleCouple
      @BubbleCouple Před 6 lety +9

      Get help

    • @TheCalvin1902
      @TheCalvin1902 Před 6 lety +8

      Put down the crack pipe.

    • @heyleavemealone2574
      @heyleavemealone2574 Před 6 lety +5

      This shit was stale in 2014. Seek professional help. I'll be praying for you my man

  • @jerminator8384
    @jerminator8384 Před 6 lety +12

    Colbert for president 2020

  • @patriciahall2774
    @patriciahall2774 Před 6 lety +8

    How am i just seeing this. This is gold

  • @tongtian
    @tongtian Před 3 lety +3

    The Room Where It Happened, this time by Stephen Colbert

  • @CossackGene
    @CossackGene Před 6 lety +4

    Love the Google Translate Russian on that "surveillance footage" at the end

  • @edithmariequinones5328
    @edithmariequinones5328 Před 3 lety +1

    Omg this is the best video ever!! Lmao

  • @informant2331
    @informant2331 Před 6 lety +5

    chaaaaaaaahaha A FAUCET!! I freakin' love you STEVEN!

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 Před 6 lety +485

    🎶twinkle twinkle little czar, Putin put you where you are🎶 🌧🚰

    • @miriamspringett3797
      @miriamspringett3797 Před 6 lety +81

      I think you mean "tinkle tinkle little czar......"

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta Před 6 lety +11

      That's too intellectual for this crowd. Gotta play to your audience.

    • @Areanyusernamesleft
      @Areanyusernamesleft Před 6 lety +13

      Doloros McQuade you mean Paul Manafort? :p

    • @saitamatrash2527
      @saitamatrash2527 Před 6 lety +14

      Doloros McQuade I don't think it's the liberals who are on Russians side...

    • @JoePo64
      @JoePo64 Před 6 lety

      Doloros, Yes Ukraine watch them Dems deny and deflect. Colbert will be on the unemployment line after trumps triumphant reign.

  • @harrisonhatton
    @harrisonhatton Před 6 lety +157

    Conservatives proving once again that they have no sense of humor. Thus was hilarious; regardless of wether or not the tape exists.

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides Před 5 lety

      @@fernandoharo3738 Actually it's odd that you 'noticed' that, since nobody else has. Where are these people you're talking about? It really sounds like you're just projecting and that you're in fact describing your unconscious thoughts as they make their way out into the open. The 'classic example' you mentioned is made-up nonsense. It's not a classic if nobody has ever heard of it.

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides Před 5 lety +1

      @@fernandoharo3738 That was somewhat evasive of you. Why am I not surprised? Apparently you are looking at a LOT of comment sections which the rest of us normal folks don't, because, well, we have actual lives outside of social media. I did notice that you tend to post comments and then remove them. Perhaps you were too 'quick on the draw' and discovered a fatal flaw in your reasoning which would spoil your whole charade.
      Now, if that so-called "conservative joke" was for real and I saw it posted, I would agree that it was pretty lame.
      I see you're quite fond of labeling everyone, which you feel helps you sort out the 'good guys' from the 'bad guys'. Other than that, your comments are sorely lacking in content or legitimacy. You can name-call and bluster all you want, but you'll never be what you're deluded into thinking you are.
      So what have you done with your one and only life so far? How's that whole 'resistance' thing going? Or how about that impeachment debacle that's only 2 years late? You people have been saying 'any day now' for at least 2 years. Is having pointless arguments on CZcams as good as it gets for you? Because, and lets be perfectly honest here, you really are going nowhere fast at this point.
      But don't despair. You actually do some good in your otherwise misspent incarnation. Your life serves as an object lesson and a warning to others of how NOT to live. You may be sparing others from taking the same wrong turn in life as you have.

    • @4thHorsemanRides
      @4thHorsemanRides Před 5 lety +1

      Well, once again, another one bites the dust. It seems our boy fernando deleted his comments here to avoid the shame of his humiliating defeat, rather than attempt to salvage any remnants of his 'argument'.

    • @r.l.2313
      @r.l.2313 Před 5 lety

      Both sides have people who can take jokes, the other people on both sides can't, or atleast that's how I think it works. I'm sorry I'm from Canada so I dont know that much about the USA' s political parties. MAPLE SYRUP TIME

    • @orvilleredenpiller338
      @orvilleredenpiller338 Před 5 lety

      Enjoy being objectively wrong.

  • @justsarah8577
    @justsarah8577 Před 6 lety +1

    stephen colbert you are having so much fun, such a good idea to make you part of late night tv.

  • @abcdefghij2009o
    @abcdefghij2009o Před 5 lety +2

    You're so silly! LOL

  • @luciarojas9195
    @luciarojas9195 Před 6 lety +197

    dossier secret: Reality tv has finally intermingled with real life and we can not tell the difference anymore.

    • @janxterstedman6300
      @janxterstedman6300 Před 6 lety +6

      Lucia Rojas no, retarded people can't tell the difference

    • @easternlighthouse5741
      @easternlighthouse5741 Před 6 lety +13

      Stacy Chapman I think it's fucking hilarious that people still think there's a tape of him pissing on a prostitute. Not that I'm a Trump fan, voter or supporter but just by a 3rd party view it's crazy to see people consume things as if fact or real without credible evidence. Although America is full of sheep we are all masochists in nature, it's just who we are:

    • @easternlighthouse5741
      @easternlighthouse5741 Před 6 lety

      Robert Hayes either way, doesn't it just seem illogical? I mean yeah it's funny as a joke in context but to take everything that spews out as fact or truth is far and few between. But I mean that's why Colbert is #1 he knows how to satire well, even if it is made up. Although I did find him a lot funnier on CC? Maybe it's just the different writing staff

    • @monkeywrench4169
      @monkeywrench4169 Před 6 lety +1

      You say "we can not tell the difference" when you mean "I can't tell the difference".

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 Před 6 lety +52

    Putin peed on Trump

    • @jessiesoul3821
      @jessiesoul3821 Před 6 lety +10

      Putin probably did more with Trump than just pee on him lmfao 😂😂 We all know how much of a suck-up Trump is to Putin

    • @mommygarcia9137
      @mommygarcia9137 Před 6 lety +2

      Joe Smith Yesssss , & vice versa !!!!

    • @jessicahamilton2647
      @jessicahamilton2647 Před 6 lety +2

      Trump is as pissed as R. Kelly ! 😂

    • @dr.snowman4883
      @dr.snowman4883 Před 6 lety +1

      liberals are mindless people who worships a rapist.

  • @ColinZeal01
    @ColinZeal01 Před 6 lety +1

    "John my friend" - so genuine.

  • @sareychim1655
    @sareychim1655 Před 5 lety +1

    How did Mr. Colbert keep a straight face?!?! I would love to see Bloopers, please. =)

  • @NathanTAK
    @NathanTAK Před 6 lety +10

    I keep hearing it called a 'golden shower', but I think it only counts as one if they urinate _on_ you.
    ...not that I'm into that sort of thing.

  • @showtimelakers1795
    @showtimelakers1795 Před 6 lety +12

    I love Colbert!

  • @dolldoll2914
    @dolldoll2914 Před 3 lety

    👩‍💻 Maybe the P P Tape is in the Epstien Collection. Stephen you made me laugh again. 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂You never fail me. Thanks so much. Much love and peace. 🖖😷🤗 🙋‍♀️🥰💗

  • @Kiwiilockspace
    @Kiwiilockspace Před 5 lety +2

    if there was a mic in the Pottery, someone would have lost his hearing hahahaha

  • @ADAMan123
    @ADAMan123 Před 6 lety +851

    I sure hope the pee pee tapes will "leak" someday.

    • @dirtdog5045
      @dirtdog5045 Před 6 lety +42

      Adam Ferry Sure 8 years from now so we can all have a good laugh. 2020 is going to be even better than 2016 when Trump wins again.

    • @Mad_Axe_Man125
      @Mad_Axe_Man125 Před 6 lety +33

      Newsflash, they dont exist sweetie.

    • @floydknip6943
      @floydknip6943 Před 6 lety +21

      ... don't exist based on what? your own speculation? knowing no facts I would speculate it did happen given everything that is known about Trump

    • @jamescopenhaver720
      @jamescopenhaver720 Před 6 lety +15

      Am I the only one who noticed that amazing pun?

    • @Lol-vt2ln
      @Lol-vt2ln Před 6 lety +20

      FloydKnip the dossier showed multiple innacuracies including the fact that some of the members of the trump team literally have no documentation of going to ukraine or russia you sheep

  • @sdmtvusa813
    @sdmtvusa813 Před 4 lety +3

    I know this is an old video but when he said he was going to be an investigative journalist I about fell out of my chair laughing. I'm surprised he even knows those words.

  • @Research0digo
    @Research0digo Před 4 lety +3

    Sweet journalist mortified as Stephen breaks a 'real' piece of the Ritz Carlton's pottery. LOL

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 Před 3 lety

      I loved it. Especially that he brought it to the studio. He probably brought it to Russia. Priceless, either way.

  • @hankthepatriot3733
    @hankthepatriot3733 Před 6 lety +1

    HILARIOUS!!! Truly GOLDEN!!!

  • @someguyO2W
    @someguyO2W Před 6 lety +6

    So the only thing we don't have proof of yet from the Dossier are the pee pee tape.

  • @carlairving
    @carlairving Před 3 lety +5

    OMG Remember when this whole mess was still a little funny - or the Dossier was anyway - and we could travel by plane and met people!?!? I never thought I'd say so, but I somehow miss 2017.

  • @oweng6779
    @oweng6779 Před 5 lety +1

    This explains so much!

  • @carolyngrinberg6889
    @carolyngrinberg6889 Před 5 lety +1

    Stephen, your have become Woodward and Bernstein for Trump, only much funnier. I am reminded also of The Emperor's New Clothes. I am seeing this belatedly due to a pesky stroke...so, belatedly, live long and prosper, bro'.

  • @lovetodocoolstuff9309
    @lovetodocoolstuff9309 Před 4 lety +5

    That’s the wrong type of glue. You need a cyanoacrylate or epoxy.

  • @TheyCallMeNewb
    @TheyCallMeNewb Před 6 lety +193

    Was that suite phone call staged? If not, it would be, significant.

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 Před 6 lety +20

      TheyCallMeNewb it's obviously fake dude.

    • @GeneralFrankenberry
      @GeneralFrankenberry Před 6 lety +46

      It's scary that you believe a skit on a late night comedy show is real. My goodness you're dumb.

    • @tkunzy3707
      @tkunzy3707 Před 6 lety +32

      That is kinda a problem for some people that watch shows like Steven's and take it all as 100% the truth. Getting all your information from comedy shows is not the way to go people! Come here for laughs not information :|

    • @FirstLast-ny6tg
      @FirstLast-ny6tg Před 6 lety +1

      First response was probably correct in that they probably provided the pottery themselves. Whether that's the case or not, I think they most likely changed the sequence of events in editing.

    • @Silligk
      @Silligk Před 6 lety +1

      It's real, stephen colbert is my main source of news and i know this

  • @jsmith7348
    @jsmith7348 Před 6 lety

    I like that hes doing these comedic investagation stuff again like form the daily show and colbert report.

  • @stloiyf
    @stloiyf Před 6 lety +2

    how the hell do they both hold a straight face during this interview ?!?

  • @sanchitdesai4241
    @sanchitdesai4241 Před 5 lety +11

    Soaked in history

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose Před 6 lety +6

    He just gets better and better. Wonderful, Stephen!

  • @TheYavy
    @TheYavy Před 6 lety

    Omg im dying this is so funny hahahaha

  • @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290
    @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290 Před 6 lety +1

    Stephen Colbert 😎🤣😂notorious comedians.,

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx Před 6 lety +24

    I was just about to watch this video with a big smile on my face, then my news app rang, with a title "Is it possible for President Trump to pardon a Trump?", that Trump is now searching for a way to pardon himself and his family if something incriminating was found... sigh... US politics is the reality show of the year, but it's starting to give me anxiety. Thankfully we have Colbert for recharging sanity batteries.

    • @Dbm_-oe7zv
      @Dbm_-oe7zv Před 6 lety +2

      Tiia Mannix, trump is your president and he will be your president for the next 3 1/2 years

    • @tilaNmanx
      @tilaNmanx Před 6 lety +7

      Nope, he literally isn't. I'm not American. And sometimes I feel really thankful about that.

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 Před 3 lety +3

    Hahaha what a hilarious time to be alive! 🤣
    (Even three and a half years later.) 👍😇

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 Před 3 lety

      Make the right decision, this time. This is not just to you, but to anyone who can vote:
      czcams.com/video/oTG2mA6pXQQ/video.html

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 Před 6 lety +2

    Props to Andrei, the guy has balls.

  • @j0e3o77
    @j0e3o77 Před 6 lety +1

    Stephen, did you bring your Lysol with you? 😂

  • @ryantrevis3659
    @ryantrevis3659 Před 2 lety +4

    cant wait for the hunter biden edition

  • @tilaNmanx
    @tilaNmanx Před 6 lety +6

    9:15 Okay that was a bit terrifying.

  • @genesisfrog
    @genesisfrog Před 6 lety +1

    stephen colbert, definitely: IVE GOT TO BE IN THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED, I GOTTA BE, I GOTTA BE IN THE ROOOOOOOOM

  • @Bimfirestarter
    @Bimfirestarter Před 6 lety

    This is quite possibly The Greatest Thing I Have EVER Seen. 😄😅😆😂
    And here I was thinking Stephen Colbert's glory days were behind him. Silly Me.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 Před 6 lety +191

    I love these remotes, he should do them more often.

    • @michaelfireworks420
      @michaelfireworks420 Před 6 lety

      Hammad Ali - Hell is remote! Thats a good a good start and end!

    • @DuffinCaprousold
      @DuffinCaprousold Před 6 lety +1

      Classy.

    • @starchildlex
      @starchildlex Před 6 lety +5

      All Colbert's videos about TRUMP have over 1,000,000 to 3,000,000 plays, the rest of his videos barely pass the 200,000 plays or less...... LOL 😂
      If Colbert stops with the "Bashing Trump Strategy" his youtube channel would be deserted. 😂

    • @TheThriftShopSampler
      @TheThriftShopSampler Před 6 lety +3

      No doubt, the pee pee story is fantasy. Meanwhile Steven is good buds with John "Skippy" Podesta who actually made millions (along with Clinton) from collusion between Russia and the US State Department under Hillary..
      But who cares about their collusion, right?

    • @LugeoOrbis
      @LugeoOrbis Před 6 lety +4

      +Patrick Di How about this maybe Trump stops acting like a fucking lunatic and then Colbert will stop reporting on it. That kind of seems like a win for both of us.

  • @sethwoodhouse4797
    @sethwoodhouse4797 Před 6 lety +101

    This was great

    • @L5940
      @L5940 Před 6 lety

      It was classic Stephen, devoid of any good humor.

    • @elinannestad5320
      @elinannestad5320 Před 6 lety +1

      don't be mean - is so funny

    • @L5940
      @L5940 Před 6 lety

      I'm sure uneducated American people can find enjoyment in the ramblings of an old man but it certainly isn't for everyone.

  • @Blowinshiddup
    @Blowinshiddup Před 4 lety

    Truly a Golden moment for Colbert...

  • @carmellitale-man2671
    @carmellitale-man2671 Před 3 lety

    My favorite adopted new New Zealander 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @newyorkvisionary
    @newyorkvisionary Před 6 lety +279

    All I see is a bunch of whiney conservative snowflakes😂 Take a joke. This was hysterical.

    • @morganthegod8284
      @morganthegod8284 Před 6 lety +4

      Roland Deschain u serious?

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono Před 6 lety +1

      Morgan The God absolutely serious. Riddle me this, why did Hillary email Donna Brazzile on election night to say that if Trump won they'd all hang from nooses? Trump Russia is to cover Hillary/DOJ/FBI crimes because she was never supposed to LOSE. They were fucking sloppy and used ham handed commie tactics.

    • @morganthegod8284
      @morganthegod8284 Před 6 lety +10

      Roland Deschain 1st. Um what? You believe the conspiracies against Trump but u can't believe he colluded?

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono Před 6 lety +3

      Says the person who can only write in faces. Kudos.

    • @badapple65
      @badapple65 Před 6 lety +2

      I’m Conservative as HELL. NO snowflaking going on here. Celebrating the best economic numbers in 34 years. Those that spent years on welfare programs under Obama are going back to work baby!!
      You Tards want an ALL POWERFUL central Government! We will give you just that. Back to the CONSTITUTION BABY!!!

  • @SiyabongaAfrica
    @SiyabongaAfrica Před 6 lety +4

    I love how the journalist squirms around at the question of the golden shower. This is Colbert at his best.

  • @hyden7019
    @hyden7019 Před 6 lety

    It would have been awkward if they found a listening device. Lol.

  • @iloveusa751
    @iloveusa751 Před 6 lety +1

    That was a nice pee pee conversation, lol.