Masculinity is dead
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Hmm 🤔
If I change my name to St Louis, will you come in me and see me too?
I CANT
Tucker needed a whole “documentary” to convince his family looking at various shirtless men was for “research”
Lmfaooo 😭😭😭
business tax write off
It's not gay, literally only perverts think this lol. guess im gay for having a picture of schwarzniger on my wall
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@john doe that’s a long, really irritating story, my friend.
In the simplest explanation I can give/believe in: they don’t want people to express themselves cause that means change and change is scary. So anyone who falls away from the “norm” is by extension, scary.
Noel wears headphones like he's worried he's gunna ruin his hair
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Why’d you play my guy like this 😭😭😭
When I tell you I cackled-
homie I SCOFFED at this sh*t 💀 you didn’t need to blast him like that pfft
@@khalilahd. cause he’s bald
Testosterone levels have actually been declining, but it's due to certain chemical byproducts from plastics and petroleum products that permeates the entire earth due to a lack of environmental concern. The irony is that all the guys who lament the falling the T levels of the population also vehemently oppose trying to regulate pollution.
It isn't lack of environmental concern which causes you to have microplastics throughout your body. You encounter plastic daily which finds its way into your body.
There aren't any real solutions for air pollution. The only solution is adaptation. I do wish we would stop creating and using so much plastic
@@jomiguides Which is do to people not caring enough about the environment to stop the production and consumption of plastics.
@@jomiguides hmm it’s most likely both but also food supply and food processing and how did they collect accurate data years or decades ago to know specifically we as a species are declining in T levels?
@@actuallyimnotreallysureyet6360 it’s companies not giving a shit. Regular people already give enough shits in their daily life
Alex sits in that chair with his laptop the same way these lie detector analyst dudes sit when they check the results lol
Lmao perfect description
That is so spot on…
The accuracy is almost frightening
He's literally just sitting there... Y'all are very easily amused
@@AndrewB23 straight up. i actually dislike the format with him sitting there. it just doesnt really make sense to me like he isnt adding anything to the video, so I dont understand why the camera keeps changing to include him in the shot. It just throws me off.
ROTC guys are maidenless until becky with the gummy smile and a fixation with horses comes along and marries them straight out of high school
this is so mean and so accurate
LMAO TRUE
The gummy smile 😭💀
dont forget the disney obsession that lasts throughout adulthood too
The Becky I knew was a thot. Last thing she's have done is stay with the guy who got her pregnant in high school. Actually, she got with his dad when he went to jail.
Tucker has the least “manly” job from a conservative perspective he just sits and complains all day.
In their own terms “nag like an old wife” all day…
@@SweetNothing937 I was gonna say lmao dude is every stereotype he thinks women are
😂
Bwaahaha
@@AntilopeVS I want what you’re smoking
masculinity is just whatever men think isn’t feminine
and femininity is just whatever woman think isnt masculine, like what are you tryna say? lol
@@datguy8468 whatever woman lol
@@vlogily8043 read my name nigga lmao
@Eveline The Editor tru
@Eveline The Editor they’re are not completely tho. Many parts of masculinity is in our biology mate.
Why is it always the most unimpressive men who complain about other mens testosterone
Because they are projecting their own failures onto other people to feel better about themselves.
Just curious. What’s an impressive man in your mind?
@@ekkimittrettanafn2242 MLK
@@ekkimittrettanafn2242 def not tucker carlson that’s for sure
@@ari_40ari_40 that’s fair
Fun fact: red lights don't do anything. Its just... red... light... They chose red because it is something humans generally think is neato and might do something.
Bro you made the THOR soundtrack wtf, i did not expected to see you here lmao. Big fan love your work.
You can do it in the dark without waking up the wife that left you for listening to Cucker Tarlson tho
Bro you’re a legend, sending u good vibes G
There are different coloured lights used in skincare stuff but skincare is almost entirely a scam so I'll bet this is just a ball-focussed version of that hoax.
this man composed the scream 5 score and I'm seeing him comment on a Noel Miller video about testosterone decline. small world bruh
I think it's funny Tucker criticizes how out of shape people are like he isn't built like a melting ice cream cone
but yall 20 something looking like a retired 60 yr old
I like how Noel’s headphones are twice the size of his head 😭😭 but I like the Megamind aesthetic
Lmfao now I can’t unsee it
My Dad’s “head” is the biggest tho
omfg do you comment youtube videos for a living? i see your comments literally everywhere
Part of me wants to be like “Why you gotta do my boy noel like that” but then I remember Megamind is fucking awesome
I can confirm 60% of the audience is men & women. As part of your massive 40% non-binary base, keep up the good work
THE NBS ARE RISING
You will be forcefully non binarified
I think he meant women were that 60%, he said "...men, and woman, that's quite literally 60% of you" you can tell by the pronunciation
@@datguy8468 no I'm pretty sure he meant 40% of the audience is non-binary. I can sense our presence in the comments. This is backed by science.
@@buffypython science is fake
I like how Tucker talks about “evidence-based” science, as though there’s any other kind of science
On Fox News there is 🙈
So in guessing you've never heard of theoretical physics. Most evidence based science began as theories with no science.
@@NYD666 you win!
Pseudoscience maybe
it's also funny considering he's also the one who supports hardcore christianity even when religion is a pseudo-science
My testosterone is actually going up, I’m injecting 60 mL a week :)
That’s not the only thing going up 🤤
I love that we have created a world where someone like me gets and understands that joke 🤝
try 1000 test e
King
only 60?? might as well stay natty
the way the headphones sit on noel’s head deeply disturb me
i thought the exact same thing 😭😭😭
I’d rather be the one sitting on Uncle Daddy Nole’s lap
It has no hair to cling to 😭
@@jasonvargas7564 clearly you've been joovvenating a lil' too hard
Yep
Hi Noel,
About the sperm count question- I can actually answer it!
One of the leading scientists about sperm count in the world is my uncle, Hagai Levine. He was the one who published the original paper who found out about the worrying trend. What he did is cross examine hundreds of papers about sperm quality in men from over the years, and statistically analyze the average sperm count over the years given different factors. It is a very real and worrisome thing, and is not fueled by right winged masculinity panic. It is more likely due to stress in the modern world and micro plastics, but they don’t know for sure yet.
Weren't microplastic also recently found in newborn babies? It's definitely not a conspiracy theory, I think it's just that we aren't 100% sure what the effects of microplastics really are.
I find it kind of funny that a lot of right wing people don't think the prevalence of one-use, low quality plastics in our environment is bad, and then complain about stuff that could potentially be directly caused by microplastics.
Has he made any other findings since then? Legitimately curious
Wow I quote your uncle all the time then
@@BroudbrunMusicMerge his research now has more to do with smoking and epidemiology I believe. He also serves on a couple of boards about corona in Israel, so I see him on the news a lot. Really impressive guy, smart as hell
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Men from the 60s have nothing on the peak gamer physique 😠😠
I have been conditioned to think something bad will happen if I don't like Noel's videos
@our hero ignoring what just happened, I'm going to use this recipe
something bad *will* happen if we don’t like 😳
Good pineapple.
Same last time I didn’t I was robbed 😪
he rlly used that pavlov conditioning on us 😌
😇🤗 “Number 7 on our list of don’t court, date, or marry, is Mr. Masculinity”
When a man prioritizes his testosterone and masculinity over you and EVEN God, you know he has been corrupted by the devil into a raging horndog and is not a godly guy
The sperm count thing is real, but I'm pretty sure it's in what we're eating not being manly enough lmfao
Well not being active/exercise is one thing, being told told or see that being fit is toxic masculinity or don't work in construction because thats for people with no education so instead work inside where you're comfortable and work less which can also lead to problems
@@tedd7661 I think it’s because we eat more plastics in our food but go off
Yup, this right here. Turns out that eating tons of fat and carbs is really bad for you, who woulda thunk it?
@@tedd7661 I don't think I've ever seen someone say working out is toxic masculinity, the other stuff sure, but not that. Cus toxic masculinity is kind of the opposite, it's telling a dude that not doing something (usually a masculine trait such as working out), makes him less of a man.
Not to sound like a fucking nerd but I read a study where they linked declining sperm count to micro plastics found everywhere
Noel really using that Ukrainian man to be his servant. Noel making him sitting lower to him and everything. Super alpha of him.
Alex, blink if you need help!
Noel was getting tired of being called a “Mr. Struggle,” he had to find a new victim
@@Moon_Child_Mari then he should have found a Russian, because they do be struggling in Ukraine right now.
Blink away Alex. You'll get nothing from us.
masculinity is fading and Dan Bilzerian is the antagonist
Dan is definitely the Masculinity Final Boss
masculinity is a rare trait these days, women are angry but atleast its easier to get women now, they dont want feminine men
My mom once said, unprompted, "If I could punch anyone on earth in the face, it would be Tucker Carlson." So now whenever he says some dumb bullshit, I just picture my mom punching him.
God that's satisfying I pray for this to happen
@@sbevexlr848 Thanks, my mom appreciates you supporting her dreams.
What about raeachel meadow
wow the tolerant left , look whos a bigot now
Cancer-in vs cancer-out viagra is the HARDEST decision I've made since bone-in vs bone-out wings.
what the
Bone out wings are nuggets, but please enjoy them if that's your preference.
Jokes on yall im on that femboy drive
Femboys
GO YOU, MATE !!
No father figure
@@sbevexlr848 I mean I know femboys who have fathers in their side.
@@sbevexlr848 what are you on about lmao
get you someone who looks at you the way alex looks at noel
Kid Rock: You wanna cancel me too? 🥺
Everyone: Who is that guy?
Sperm literally needs a lower temperature to be produced that’s literally why the testes are out side the body. Roasting them will literally do the opposite lmaooo
Tucker is getting less creative with the things he's pretending to be mad about
He can't justify complaining about the green m&m without getting questioned more then he already was, so he came up with this lmaooo
What is going on? Having sex with women used to feel good. Doesn't anymore, feels kinda bad these days. This is the democrats plan for America
czcams.com/video/f9Nh6PQ8drM/video.html
Masculinity will never die when ever my aim is off when I’m using the bathroom or gotta itch my balls I am reminded, am man.
having the other guy there is like the even more akward version of a laugh track.
Yeah he’s literally just there to laugh
And I love it
yeah kinda distracting tbh. halfway through the vid can’t remember anything noel said bc the dude’s laugh just takes me out of the shit noel says. i like when noel tries new things but this isn’t working well imo
That's basically just the podcast
I need a white friend to agree with me and laugh at all my jokes... It would make me look less racist
I don't know why but i did not expect noels viewership to consist of 60% women
same lol... it's so rare for male youtubers to have viewership like that
His entire narrative is based in leftist nonsense and I’m not even sure he’s aware at this point… you in the audience are probably well beyond helping in terms of seeing that for what it is… its mostly women who fell for the lies, and then they brought their simp boys along. Makes perfect sense why his audience is more female.
This era is dying fast though, so I’m going to enjoy the next few years. Took long enough.
@Nonaya Bidness i've got to say...he is fine as hell
I’m not really surprised. Honestly any commentary dude who has good charisma, good takes, and good comedy tend to have a hefty portion of female viewership.
I’m studying biotechnology right now, and I had to take a nutrition class this semester. We learned that sperm count can actually go down when men have too low of a body fat % 💀
This is why bodybuilders prepping for competitions always complain about having 0 sex drive before the comp.
being fat isn’t healthy
@@paxtonbyrd5050 neither is being underweight
@@paxtonbyrd5050 wow thanks paxton byrd! i never knew that before! you should become a scientist to keep discovering new things!
that only applies when you are drastically under tho
think sub 7% which nobody is at unless it’s a bodybuilder during prep
and the cause is because you’re decreasing your test levels and your hcg goes down
obvi that’s not what tucker is talking about his point is that lifestyle decreasing test levels is the issue
fuck tucker carlson but u can’t just spin what he’s saying lmao
i do not need to cancel kid rock, his irrelevance is all his own
The decline in testosterone and sperm count in men is real and a problem but the reason behind it is the harmful chemicals in plastic that are in the air
They're in the water not the air
@@idontneedaname318 it's everywhere not just air and or water
You know you’re privileged when you hear the word “Juve”, and assume it’s shorthand for “Rejuvenate”
Wait, Is it not?? What does it mean then
@@PeachyBeins I’m guessing Juvie, like the mail they send kids yo
If money was necessary for having a big vocabulary, I think the hip-hop industry would be in trouble. All you really need is a good memory and maybe a public library. (If this was meant to be a joke I'm not getting it)
I thought you were talking about the italian team Juventus💀
Ever since Noel rescued that one Ukranian dude, these videos just got extremely more fun.
Thank you for the great laughs
Noel’s headphones lowkey scaring me
he's gonna get the tyler101 skull
all the trans dudes in the comments joking about how they got more testosterone than Tucker got me rolling, keep being kings yall 👑
Breaking news: Fox News anchor, tucker carlson in recent interview was revealed to have a testosterone level of close to nothing
Its funny i happened to be doing my T shot while watching this 😂
@@bellsoflagunabend6668 now do brian stelter from cnn
i haven’t surpassed tucker yet but I’m on my way 😎😎😎
Shout out to the man boob pride though. When I was in the best shape of my life at 18, I was running 35-40 miles a week and I still had man boobs. I'm getting back up there now at 30, been working out full body, in decent shape again, and I still have man boobs. They don't go away unless you are ripped or just naturally super thin really. I can bet Tucker and anyone watching him has them as well.
Genetically, you might just store more fat there. Guys typically don't get the moobs unless they have a fairly decent sized gut. Although skinny fat is a thing.
you might have gyno then. A lot of bodybuilders get it from abusing test boosters but some people get it naturally from how they developed in puberty. You can get it surgically removed if you care about it enough but it’s not worth it tbh.
@@SnifferSock if he has man boobs even though he's in good shape, it's probably gyno, not fat.
You can remove it surgically if you want, some people also take supplements that can make it smaller, but honestly I think if you're comfortable with it, there's no point in spending money just to get rid of something that is quite normal.
I love my man juicy tbh
I'm legit built different haha. I am legit wide as hell, and my waist is really thin, so despite having little fat on my ribs, eating healthy, and exercising 4 times a week, I still have moobs and rolls. However, I also started working out again 11 months ago, so I still have hope I can get rid of them.
I really only hate my moobs because people in high school would "scoop, dunk" me and some other dudes. Essentially flipped my moobs up then dunked them down. But I've gotten more body positive over the last few years, so it's bothering me less and less. Working out and seeing my body get in better shape, but not in the ways I want actually helped. Not totally something I can control.
This looks like a shortcut to testicle cancer. Reminds me of the South Park episode in which Randy keeps standing close to the microwave.
Why do you have your political idealogy position as your pfp??
@@sbevexlr848 All it shows is that I'm fairly left-wing and libertarian, nothing more. It says nothing about the political ideology I'm advocating for. But even if it did, why do you care?
@@God_Is_An_Atheist I just don't like people that show off their idealogy in their pfp
@@sbevexlr848 Fair enough. Nobody is forcing you to talk to me (or anybody else with a political pfp), though. You can always just ignore it.
@@God_Is_An_Atheist who said anyone forced me to do this? I did it as my own decision none else
I know I can Ignore but I everytime I see people have these pfps, they always have trash takes on life
Huh, I’m starting to think Noel keeps a lot of white guys in the corners of his house.
It’s weird when I see this because I still go around and see tons of very buff guys and very macho guys. I don’t understand. Also: athletes are more ripped and stronger than ever before, so I don’t understand the argument.
@Manuela Montuori platinum comment
It’s actually true that men have half the amount of testosterone than men a century ago, and the reason is because of over time exposure to micro plastics, chemicals, gmos, etc. The reason you see men today in better physical condition than men in the past is because firstly, muscle composition and growth isn’t solely based on testosterone, and second, men today have better access to nutrition, knowledge on how train muscles, health, and steroids/injections/etc. This doesn’t mean men today are any less man then generations before, the population today still have plenty of testosterone to keep producing sperm and have men function properly. It does mean we should start considering how we can decrease the environmental effects on men that way it doesn’t dip to a dangerous level. I’ll shut the fuck up now
@@emmatracks9478 I just learned more in your comment then I learned today in school.
Yeah just last year when I was in college there were gym bros everywhere. Working out and being athletic is appreciated more than ever for both genders. Especially with all the resources nowadays for people to learn how to work out at home
Bruh look up obesity rates in America. Overweight = lest testosterone. MANY professional athletes are on special "vitamins". Especially the famous ones.
as a female jrotc kid, can confirm these boys be subpar
Why are you in rotc
@@catfoodtaste She could be planning on joining the air force, be a desk worker, or a drone operator that drops bombs on targets, or be an officer. You dont know that. Advanced technology (R&D) makes manpower specifications irrelevant in the U.S. Armed Forces.
My favorite thing abt the manly man mantra is that those preaching it (Tucker) never look like what they describe 💀
I love Noel's big grin in the thumbnail like he's thrilled about the title
If anyone hasn’t seen the full trailer it’s honestly so worth watching. The weird editing and insanely strong homoeroticism is so worth it
The first pic of the guy with man boobs has clear gynecomastia, as do I. It can start from a number of things, but for me it was from a tumor in my brain that shut down a lot of Testosterone production and amped up the estrogen to extreme levels. Tucker is making fun of cancerous men who have no control over their testosterone levels, and have to forever live in depression because their "manboobs" are more than just fatty - they are literal female biological breasts - - as in I and anyone else with extreme gynocomastaia even produce milk. That's right, what's more demoralizing than Tucker Carlson making fun of you for not being manly enough? Making fun of yourself becuase you're in a male body that produces female breasts forever. Thanks Tucker.
Sent this to my FtM friend and he was in shambles, thanks Noel
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear lol
Lol I’m a transgender man so I know my testosterone levels are perfect 😎
@@AxxLAfriku what does that have to do with anything I just said
@@ozymandias___868 hate when people do that, istg
Really love the direction the channel is heading in; videos feel more like a 14 minute set now
alex giggling in the corner adds an unreasonable amount of atmosphere to the experience
I honestly love this mix of a CZcams/standup format, I know you've said it's temporary but man this is so cool. Alex is great
The man boob thing is so ridiculous. I remember my brother being incredibly bothered and insecure of having "man boobs" that were cause by a health problem (no, not obesity) and these people literally shame men and make them feel guilty. They put the blame on women saying we only want men with good bodies but these dudes are always ready to body shame other men.
NOOOOOOO THANKYOU TUCKER FOR SPREADING LIGHT TO THIS EPIDEMIC, I will now live my life knowing I don't have all the testosterone as a real man please send you prayers for me during this hard time.
edit:thanks for the prayers, I’m becoming a real man little by little now
Head up king we’ll get through it
If you use the red light therapy it will still be a….. hard time
How about I help you by sending some testosterone instead!
I think you mean during this soft time 😏
Alex looking like a real ATC telling Noel how to land his jokes
what's an ATC? All i can find on the internet is air traffic control GEGDSVH
@@teganbarber9011 ”Telling Noel how to LAND his jokes”, as in landing an aircraft.
Cheerio
@@Elias-no9fy OH thank you and that's hilarious
I love this new format tbh
yeah this format really works with noel’s deal. his observational humour works better without the frenetic over-editing/close up CZcamsr aesthetic. I was skeptical about the other guy at first but he’s actually a great foil for noel
@@funnyhandle same, I honest rly like Alex
Well...the amount of femboys is on an incredible rise
and? That's great! Femboys are hot 🤤
And inversely tomboy numbers are growing
I like how men are able to express themselves more freely, however I just don’t like how there referred to as “boys” and how most of them are depicted as minors when it’s treated as a f**ish. Seems kind of pe**philic in a way for me. Just call them fem-men.
Femboys are the pinnacle of masculinity. Imagine being so unfathomably based that you don't even wince at showing feminine traits. Femboys are the peak of manhood.
A great thing for society.
My husband has moobs, which he is somewhat self-conscious about, but that doesn’t slow him down. He’s the most outgoing, charismatic, masculine guy I’ve ever met…not to mention, once he got out of high school he was a major lady’s man, with women throwing it his way left and right, until eventually he settled down around 25-26. We met when we’re both 26, were friends for a couple years and inevitably married after a short courtship/engagement when we were both 28. We’ve been together for 7 years now, and he’s still the most amazing and charismatic man I’ve ever known and always brightens and livens up any room he’s in with his magnetic energy & personality. I wouldn’t trade him for any so-called alpha male, because in my opinion he’s what a real alpha should be…a leader of the home, a provider, chivalrous, caring, uncondionally loving, and protective.
so glad that as a nonbinary person attracted to women this issue has nothing to do with me
Neither does reality apparently
@@SnifferSock negative for no reason bruh reality is relative you didn’t have to say shit you j wanted to make them feel like shit
@@jude2579 lmao deal with it
@@SnifferSock what are you on about :/
Non-binary is a privileged problem. And sexist
all this taught me is I am way less insecure in my own "manhood" than Tucker Carlson... and I'm a fkn mess
Cant wait to email this to my dad
Masculinity isn't dead. I'm still here
Ahaha...Chad behaviour☠️
Not for long buddy
When I first saw that machine, I thought it was a huge sized covid test strip emitting red light... 💀
i love that noel was talking about feeling weird saying joovv, but every time he said it the subtitles said it was Jew 😂 ur captions did u dirty man
Me just chilling and all the sudden noel has a thumbnail that looks like someones setting their peen on fire
My dad's friend (who is black) went to a party at kid rock's place years ago, kid rock went up to my dad's friend and said "you know my baby mama's black"
youre gonna tell me Alex isnt Pelle from Midsommar
The only thing Kid Rock fans are cancelling are their assortment pack of bandanas off of Amazon because they found some at the thrift store that were cheaper.
This killed me 😂
Me getting my weekly testosterone injection: I think I’m good lol
as a lesbian, I’m fully invested thank you Noel
as a trans man, i'd love to have a convo with tucker about my testosterone levels and how they're higher than his
Sorry but what is a trans man?
@@rainystone607 if i understand correctly, assigned female at birth, transitioned to male.
You get test injections so you can look masculine. Your hormone profile is completely destroyed. A man in today's world has to try extra hard to fix his hormone profile naturally through lifestyle changes. But even a modern, low test man, has a healthier hormone profile than you and is probably generally healthier.
@@jeshweedleon3960 okay so a woman
hey king you dropped your crown
“Man who ghosted you and is no longer texting back” GO ON! IM LISTENING!
I love tucker hes so blatantly evil and prone to grifting
he really is just mischievous. real life looney tunes villain
Blatantly evil 😂. Glad I wasn't raised to be as soft and sheltered as you.
@@SnifferSock lmaoooo u sound corny asf sayin that shit . What makes me soft for saying that. I aint cancelling the dude or nun. he just a goofy guy
@@SnifferSock That triggered you didn't it hehe
@@SnifferSock Ok snowflake
6:49 that's the only kinda covid jab tucker carlson believes in
I'm so happy you covered this video. Its a comedy gold mine!
This is the only show where the sidekick has a more comfortable chair
i like this set up a lot!
I just love how much Noel makes Alex laugh
7:11 "This is what bravery looks like. Talking your shit, while choking on spit"
Missed opportunity Noel lmao
Dude I agree winter is tough in KC but today/this week is like 14 million the grease and holy shit. We need that blue light cooling therapy in the summer. Red light in the winter. Loved your show dude it was funny as hell. Cant wait till ya come back
im dying from the hell fire!!!!! 😱
The grease 😂😂
damn, always a good day when noel uploads💗
What are all of these spam accounts
Always 💜
Thanks for standing up for manboob havers, Noel, us menstits enthusiasts really appreciate you spreading positivity for our kings
"undeniably up" funniest phrase i ever heard fr
I’m gay, cross dress on the reg, and generally try to look more effeminate. I still think I’m more confident in my masculinity thank Tucker Carlson
Bro don't cook your balls lmfaooooo
Loving the new format man, it's cool watching you and Alex bounce jokes off of each other. Almost as cool as roasting my nuts
kid rock is the ultimate form of cancelled: painfully irrelevant
The camera pullback to show him sitting precariously on a little stool and I'm crying wtf
I used to wake up in my room in the morning
Put on my dirty shoes in the morning
Heard momma crying last night
Think the lights finna go out
Only thing on my mind is hitting a lick
Her *** in prison for doing some shit
Say I'ma go to prison for doing some shit
Only thing on my mind is booming a bitch
12 Stout Street, I hated that house
I had to learn early on bein' a man about
My momma ain't never buy me shit
I sold drugs and robbed for all my shit
Momma said, "Baby, that was years ago"
"Don't stress about shit that happened years ago"
This shit'd take a bitch years to know
I cried in the cold 'til my tears was froze
Loved when Alex did the Ben pose at the end, had great form man 🤜
Thanks for stickin up for the moobs noel 😭😂😂
Have been so stressed with finals, Noel posting made today not terrible:)
Indeed it is, small man
The fact that my sisters husband owns Joovv and now Noel is talking about it 💀💀
No are you actually fr 😭😭😭💀💀
With the sperm count drop they got the numbers from sperm banks in the 70s compared to sperm count in sperm banks of today, and it actually is a serious problem
Bro I had my moobs literally surgically removed when I was 16, wasn’t fat / never have been just had the damn thing, and haven’t ever said a word bout it till now. You just confidence boosted me; I was bitchful & charismatic… Love
I thought the title was Macaulay Culkin is dead my bad
this dynamic with the videos with Alex in them are great!
Thanks for sticking us noel