Dagoth Ur, articulating the smallest details for hours on end, purple prose only capable of a God but then somehow nearly skips entirely over how he vaporized an elf instantly🤣 as if merely a tiny unimportant detail. I can fully imagine how someone as old and wise as Dagoth Ur, (who can relish the most minute aspects of existence and talks so fluently about his personal experiences) must possess an extraordinary intellect. You can sort of just put together how someone like Dagoth would come to be what he is today. Yet with all his endless talk of joys and exations through the many boundaries, cultures, ethnicities, prophecies, norms, values and feelings he not only knows, but understands... With ALL that, he is still just an incredibly tunnelvisioned racist who varporizes people for trivial things. Who is willing to fake a tummy ache to escape a minorly awkward situation but straight up murders an elf for talking about his passion. It just cracks me up every time.
I'm so glad you're enjoying these. Dagoth had so much character distilled into only a few lines and a whole game of buildup. if only he wasn't such an unwavering dunmer supremacist with a god complex he might be fun to have at parties.
@@fourminutemadness4454 Hahahahh totally. I was wondering earlier today if you had played the games before or merely adapted the lore before you started posting. Guess you did play Morrowind at some point!
>mom found the CHIM sock
We never know where these winding tirades will take us, but it’s always a journey.
It helps me slip into the dreamsleeve.
Usually a vaporized outlander
Four minute madness is unmatched in dagoth speech-crafting. Simply built better
A bonus minute of madness? THIS is how you honor the Sixth house and Tribe Unmourned.
@HolyMolyOllyPolly already corrected it
The tribe unmounted
The irony that we listened to a dark elf ramble on for 5 minutes about socks
"I may be infected with Corprus, but at least I'm no longer obsessed with socks"
Some Dunmer, probably
I don't know how you come up with these, but every one of them is a gem.
Thanks! I'm glad you like them : )
Memetic SCP: "The Sock Talk"
This channel is the peak of Dagoth voice synthesis
Dagoth Ur, articulating the smallest details for hours on end, purple prose only capable of a God but then somehow nearly skips entirely over how he vaporized an elf instantly🤣 as if merely a tiny unimportant detail.
I can fully imagine how someone as old and wise as Dagoth Ur, (who can relish the most minute aspects of existence and talks so fluently about his personal experiences) must possess an extraordinary intellect.
You can sort of just put together how someone like Dagoth would come to be what he is today. Yet with all his endless talk of joys and exations through the many boundaries, cultures, ethnicities, prophecies, norms, values and feelings he not only knows, but understands... With ALL that, he is still just an incredibly tunnelvisioned racist who varporizes people for trivial things.
Who is willing to fake a tummy ache to escape a minorly awkward situation but straight up murders an elf for talking about his passion.
It just cracks me up every time.
I'm so glad you're enjoying these. Dagoth had so much character distilled into only a few lines and a whole game of buildup. if only he wasn't such an unwavering dunmer supremacist with a god complex he might be fun to have at parties.
@@fourminutemadness4454 Hahahahh totally. I was wondering earlier today if you had played the games before or merely adapted the lore before you started posting.
Guess you did play Morrowind at some point!
@@randomshittutorials You're correct! Morrowind was actually one of the first rpgs I ever played, I think the story and setting really holds up.
Right!!!! My thoughts, exactly!!!
I honestly didn't think that a 5:06 rant about socks could keep me entertained (not even from this channel), but oh my, how wrong I was! xD
There's a whole world of socks out there waiting to be discovered XD I'm so glad you enjoyed.
I NEED to hear the full lecture on socks NOW!
I fing love this show
I could listen to Daddy D talk about socks all day long
I love how he just glosses over the fact that he disintegrated a bosmer just cuz he could & cuz he was annoyed
and he wasn't even an Altmer, but actually a Bosmer
Brilliant
CHICANERY
A bold word, all but forgotten. But not here.