Ol' Dagoth finds himself beset with disappointment when America's most inconsistent fast food joint makes its way to Morrowind #morrowind #dagothur #elderscrolls
@@matthewnienkirchen8083 i know i played it before its a great game, , what i meant is that i am not an elder scroll enthusiasts i rarely play them and only like the old one
That peak moment where Burger King made the Triumvirate of Games. Sneak King, Pocket Bike Racer, and Big Bumpin. Sneak King was the clear leader of the three, being blessed with novelty. Pocket Bike Racer was, at the very least, a nominally competent Kart racer, though wholly inferior to any Mario Kart installment. Big Bumpin was the clear weakest of the three, being the sort of incomplete minigame one would find wedged into a side menu of a Mortal Kobat or Kirby game. Now, all Burger King is good for is diy HRT with Impossible Whoppers, though I suspect even getting the microplastic laden injectables from Otokonoko would be a superior option to truly have it your way. You cannot even make fun of Burger King like you can Carl's Jr/Hardy's for their Burger Formally Known As The Six Dollar Burger, now only 7.49
I'm starting to feel real, palpable fear that I might one day run into this guy at a Wendy's and be questioned in how I honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
I miss when discussion about "the best burgers" werent dominated by shitty american fast food joints. In the entire world you can find better burgers by simply not going there.
@@TheHulk1850 He's right though, there is no such thing as a good fast food burger, it's all processed slop, filled with addicting chemicals to hide the lack of quality
Why would you ever willingly put beyond meat into your body? Its made of proteins scraped from animal waste material from Chinese butchers and mixed with enough sodium and preservatives to make McDonalds blush.
all batter and no onion are the best onion rings. Dagoth been hitting that khajit crack if he thinks getting a ring of deep fried batter is somehow a bad thing.
I was on a road trip with some friends once, going camping in the mountains. While everyone else got McDonalds, one friend and I got Whoppers. The next day we were puking our guts out. We were fortunate that one of the guys with us was an EMT and had a heavy duty medical box. He had us on IV's and meds to keep us from dry heaving. We slept pretty much the entire first day and were back to normal the next day. Fucking BK.
This hit hard for me. A while back we were getting a new fast food restaurant right near my house and I was so excited for it to be a Chik Fil A or something but it was just a fucking Burger King
I feel you, I lived right near a Jack In The Box and they never had anything good. They wouldn't exist without a drive-thru. I only liked them because its mere presence kept my rent down.
BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was put off by how monotone his voice was at the beginning but you had me in stitches with the way you used what a grand and intoxicating innocence! Also the IS THIS HOW YOU HONOR THE 6TH HOUSE AND THE TRIBE UNMOURNED? Absolutely supreme writing. Instant sub.
There's two Burger Kings in my town. The first is staffed with decent enough looking people (I mean clean, personal hygiene), but they are so incompetent that no order goes unfucked. The second is staffed with crackheads and tweakers. Picking their sores and lesions. Yet for some reason, the food is passable, even if in my grand and intoxicating innocence I'm afraid to eat it.
Bro I love when I get that free onion ring especially when I sit there for minutes trying to decide then settle on frys thinking I don’t want a whole thing of onion rings but damn I wish I had 1 and there it is my wish answered
Years and years ago, Burger King was doing some kind of pokemon promotion and I begged my dad to take me. I was happy to get both a cheese burger and a pokemon toy, but when I opened the cheeseburger wrapper I was met with the most oily burger I had ever witnessed. The buns looked like oil soaked sponges and I remember it had made a huge mess as it spread everywhere. Ever since then I hated it.
Verily, but how canst thou not mention their ineptitude in delivering what was requested. To err without fail is not this the mark of the house of whopper?
How good a Burger King is depends on location. My local one never fails to satisfies. Meanwhile, the one across the country near my dads had chared pattys, and the soda was so diluted it was just water.
The BK near me was pretty good and fresh, but the last time I went there a few months ago I waited over 10 minutes for just a couple burgers and the cheese was cold. They lost me as a customer.
I swear every time I order something from Burger King, they ALWAYS find a way to fuck something up. Either the meat is lukewarm, they give the wrong sandwich, less fries than they're supposed to, and God knows what else.
Mcdonalds literally never listens in my experience, they straight up put mustard on a burger after I order a plain with nothing but cheese and bacon. Maybe theres some secret code where you gotta ask for 'just the sandwich' or some other thing idk, BK never screws me like that.
Slayed me that he just walked up to the manage and said "Is this how you honour the sixth house, and the house unmourned?" what a truly merciful god to not destroy the burger king like he later does to the Mcdonalds.
The thing that gets me are the fries, they're always soggy/limp. No matter if you get them at lunch or dinner it's always the same, actually I have the same exact issue with five guys as well and it's pretty much exactly like this. I went the first time and the fries were damn near perfect, the second time they were limp and floppy but I figured it was a fluke so I gave it a few weeks and went back only to get floppy under cooked fries again. And now I don't even bother going there at all any more since the fries were the only thing I liked there after I got a burger from them and found out it wasn't cooked all the way through.
I remember when Burger King opened in my town FOR THE FIRST TIME. We never had a Burger King, the closest one being a 6 hour drive away. And the first month it was absolutely perfect it was the yummies and chummies of Burger i went there every other day. They had showered me with these two-for-one coupons and other amazing deals i was eating like, well a King. Then something happen, the next month i didn't recognize any of the staff working and everything was worse, the fries was bland and tastless the meat had HARD ASS SMALL TINY ROCKS in them. shit was DISGUSTING.
I've never really had any of those problems with burger King But taco bell is where I had problems, like a person spitting in my uncles bean burrito for instances.
Reliable slightly-above-average chicken, good bread & sauce and okay fries is all a guy could ever ask for. As a side note, I'm still waiting on that sweepstakes for free Cane's for life. Do you think they would call me or send an email?
Dunno if it's a regional thing, I live in South Texas and I can't say I've had a bad experience with Burger King. Given though, I don't like onion rings, so a ring that's all batter and no onion might actually be enjoyable for me had I ventured to try it. Though honestly, the biggest draw for me is the Impossible Whopper option, should I not be in the mood for meat but still want something chewy and filling.
I love that second last sentence "... it is my firm belief that Burger King is merely a front for the Theives' guild and their illicit activity."
According to my local subreddit the burger King across the street from me sells more drugs through their drive through than food
@@hillbillypowpow I know mcdonalds has a reputation for that at least.
My town had a Kobe that was doing that, actually
“So much for having it my way” killed me
This
That bit about the onion ring cuts deep
He roasted Burger King with an elegance and grace that would make even ReviewBrah blush.
~King only by Name~
His name is ReportOfTheWeek.
@@packlesswolf1 erm actually it IS review brah
He roasted them harder and better than the way they cook their so called charbroiled burgers.
That "all batter no onion" hurt my soul. Hurts worse when its literally part of the burger.
King in name only, lmao
Bruh the mental image of Dagoth Ur and the others rolling around town trying to decide what fast food they want is absolutely hilarious to me 😂
I am not elder scroll fan but these dagoth ur meme are amazing, cant stop watching them
@@matthewnienkirchen8083 i know i played it before its a great game, , what i meant is that i am not an elder scroll enthusiasts i rarely play them and only like the old one
I've played ES games, but haven't played Morrowind from where dagoth appears, and I get very little references. Still. This meme is hilarious.
" Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?" dude i cant breathe
Burger King fell off after the end of their Revenge of the Sith toy line
Now that takes me back
I agree though i always preferred wendys and jack in the box over burger king
That peak moment where Burger King made the Triumvirate of Games.
Sneak King, Pocket Bike Racer, and Big Bumpin.
Sneak King was the clear leader of the three, being blessed with novelty. Pocket Bike Racer was, at the very least, a nominally competent Kart racer, though wholly inferior to any Mario Kart installment. Big Bumpin was the clear weakest of the three, being the sort of incomplete minigame one would find wedged into a side menu of a Mortal Kobat or Kirby game.
Now, all Burger King is good for is diy HRT with Impossible Whoppers, though I suspect even getting the microplastic laden injectables from Otokonoko would be a superior option to truly have it your way.
You cannot even make fun of Burger King like you can Carl's Jr/Hardy's for their Burger Formally Known As The Six Dollar Burger, now only 7.49
furry
@@GewelRealoutlander
this dialogue is so well written I can't handle it
*Dagoth Ur Hates Burger King*
Also Dagoth Ur: Has a Burger King crown on 👑
Saw Dagoth Ur wearing a burger king crown on an airline flight, he was politely asking the flight attendant for water
That bit about vivec killed me
I'm starting to feel real, palpable fear that I might one day run into this guy at a Wendy's and be questioned in how I honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
"But to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared?"
I miss the 90s when Burgerking ran cool promotions and was actually a serious competitor to McDonalds.
I miss when discussion about "the best burgers" werent dominated by shitty american fast food joints.
In the entire world you can find better burgers by simply not going there.
@@gandalf_thegreyDude, everyone talks about American fast food, or at least it is brought up, when discussing hamburgers. Cry more.
@@TheHulk1850 He's right though, there is no such thing as a good fast food burger, it's all processed slop, filled with addicting chemicals to hide the lack of quality
It is true burger kind is either mid or bad.
Now McDonald's is mostly mid but when you get bad McDonald's it's way worse than burger King
Wendys is still good
@@thehatter9400 The online ordering is kind of crap NGL.
Bad Burger King gives you food poisoning, bad McDonald's makes you wish you had food poisoning.
The double quarter pounder is based as fuck
Nothing worse then getting a McDonalds burger with no seasoning on it. Rather eat ash yams
Vek would 100% make a poem on bad finance.
This is the single best use of the "is this how you honor etc." line!!! I can't breathe!
The impossible whopper gave me the runs for one night
What a great and intoxicating whopper.
Why would you ever willingly put beyond meat into your body? Its made of proteins scraped from animal waste material from Chinese butchers and mixed with enough sodium and preservatives to make McDonalds blush.
@@rwberger6 - I'm not big on veganism but that sounds like a load of bullshit.
It genetically modified your colon.
You're eatin bugs dude of course you'd get your intestines roiled.
Daddy Dagoth's disappointment must be immeasurable and his day very much ruined.
all batter and no onion are the best onion rings. Dagoth been hitting that khajit crack if he thinks getting a ring of deep fried batter is somehow a bad thing.
My man 👌
2 minutes and it feels like an eternity
God I love people, thank you for this.
2:27 - 2:29 literally destroyed me
I’ve watched this so many times and it does not get old
He looks ready for his flight
He sounds so done with life.
"King in name only"
This whole ass thing was a great New chapter in the dagoth meme catalogue
Godly writing man, well done
I was on a road trip with some friends once, going camping in the mountains. While everyone else got McDonalds, one friend and I got Whoppers. The next day we were puking our guts out. We were fortunate that one of the guys with us was an EMT and had a heavy duty medical box. He had us on IV's and meds to keep us from dry heaving. We slept pretty much the entire first day and were back to normal the next day.
Fucking BK.
Dam! I am glad you and your friend are alright.
@John Richardson That was 13 years ago. Luckily, it's a distant memory.
This hit hard for me. A while back we were getting a new fast food restaurant right near my house and I was so excited for it to be a Chik Fil A or something but it was just a fucking Burger King
I feel you, I lived right near a Jack In The Box and they never had anything good. They wouldn't exist without a drive-thru. I only liked them because its mere presence kept my rent down.
Chick Fil A is done if you notice there are no lines anymore just another corporate chain now.
Dave"s Hot Chicken. Dagoth knows what's up.
2:25 Is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned? So much for having it my way.
up at the counter with open chicken sandwich asking is THIS?
I've been selling my stolen goods at BK for years. Best theves guild plug.
Not that I would know, but not even the Thieves Guild would go to such a place.
Thank you making me literally laugh out loud for the first time in a while
I really like burger king burgers when the broiler is properly running. Broiling is much better than frying.
BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was put off by how monotone his voice was at the beginning but you had me in stitches with the way you used what a grand and intoxicating innocence! Also the IS THIS HOW YOU HONOR THE 6TH HOUSE AND THE TRIBE UNMOURNED?
Absolutely supreme writing. Instant sub.
There's two Burger Kings in my town. The first is staffed with decent enough looking people (I mean clean, personal hygiene), but they are so incompetent that no order goes unfucked. The second is staffed with crackheads and tweakers. Picking their sores and lesions. Yet for some reason, the food is passable, even if in my grand and intoxicating innocence I'm afraid to eat it.
Bro I love when I get that free onion ring especially when I sit there for minutes trying to decide then settle on frys thinking I don’t want a whole thing of onion rings but damn I wish I had 1 and there it is my wish answered
Sanctimonious n’wah indeed
So much for having it my way 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of a Russian meme, where some dude says that Burger king is shit in front of a mall security guard
Well, that was a blast.
Years and years ago, Burger King was doing some kind of pokemon promotion and I begged my dad to take me. I was happy to get both a cheese burger and a pokemon toy, but when I opened the cheeseburger wrapper I was met with the most oily burger I had ever witnessed. The buns looked like oil soaked sponges and I remember it had made a huge mess as it spread everywhere. Ever since then I hated it.
I LOVE DADDY DAGOH!! Makes me laugh all the time XDDDDD
Verily, but how canst thou not mention their ineptitude in delivering what was requested. To err without fail is not this the mark of the house of whopper?
Fries and zesty sauce hell yeah
Dagoth is a fast food connoisseur
Sanctimonious N'wah 👍
Burger King gives me some serious fucking acid reflux
_Have it n'way_
2:14 HAAAAAAAAHAAAHA!!!! xD
Reshiram needs HUGS
This is a masterpiece.
I bet daggoth loved dairy queen though theyve always provided great service.
Ha ha ha….. ran by the Thieves Guild
Vivec would've definitely written a poem about sharing an eatery with Dagoth Ur
Burger King has been stepping it up. IMHO.
This was hilarious.
Jeezuz that is some funny stuff!!!
Holy Shit.
How good a Burger King is depends on location. My local one never fails to satisfies.
Meanwhile, the one across the country near my dads had chared pattys, and the soda was so diluted it was just water.
Thank you, Dagoth Ur. Very cool!
this is one of the greatest things on the internet
The BK near me was pretty good and fresh, but the last time I went there a few months ago I waited over 10 minutes for just a couple burgers and the cheese was cold.
They lost me as a customer.
excellent
Dagoth Ur roasted Burger King harder than the way they cook their "charbroiled" burgers.
I swear every time I order something from Burger King, they ALWAYS find a way to fuck something up. Either the meat is lukewarm, they give the wrong sandwich, less fries than they're supposed to, and God knows what else.
Mcdonalds literally never listens in my experience, they straight up put mustard on a burger after I order a plain with nothing but cheese and bacon. Maybe theres some secret code where you gotta ask for 'just the sandwich' or some other thing idk, BK never screws me like that.
Slayed me that he just walked up to the manage and said "Is this how you honour the sixth house, and the house unmourned?" what a truly merciful god to not destroy the burger king like he later does to the Mcdonalds.
The onion ring got me.
The thing that gets me are the fries, they're always soggy/limp. No matter if you get them at lunch or dinner it's always the same, actually I have the same exact issue with five guys as well and it's pretty much exactly like this. I went the first time and the fries were damn near perfect, the second time they were limp and floppy but I figured it was a fluke so I gave it a few weeks and went back only to get floppy under cooked fries again. And now I don't even bother going there at all any more since the fries were the only thing I liked there after I got a burger from them and found out it wasn't cooked all the way through.
If you want good food you have to make it yourself I know that's sad I wish I could just throw out $20 and get a sandwich but no this is clown town.
I remember when Burger King opened in my town FOR THE FIRST TIME.
We never had a Burger King, the closest one being a 6 hour drive away.
And the first month it was absolutely perfect it was the yummies and chummies of Burger i went there every other day.
They had showered me with these two-for-one coupons and other amazing deals i was eating like, well a King.
Then something happen, the next month i didn't recognize any of the staff working and everything was worse, the fries was bland and tastless the meat had HARD ASS SMALL TINY ROCKS in them.
shit was DISGUSTING.
n'wah that he is...
I prefer their fries over McDonald’s
Dagoth Urgerking
yes
*puts on burger king crown*
N'WAAAH
burger king as a front for the thieves guild... modders please
Why must they treat my sweet brother so 😫
Burger King once gave me a burger with no patties.
I've never really had any of those problems with burger King But taco bell is where I had problems, like a person spitting in my uncles bean burrito for instances.
0:41 😂😂😂
One time I got an uncooked burger
It wasn't even a year ago
When mcdonalds introduced their new quarter pounders i got one and it was straight up raw on the inside
"even a Cane's would've sufficied"
As someone doesn't have a Cane's near them, Cane's is like S-tier whenever I am traveling and end up near one.
If you think Cane's is anything more than average fast-food chicken, you're gravely mistaken.
@@bakerboat4572 I really like average fast-food chicken
Cane's sauce is basically sex
Reliable slightly-above-average chicken, good bread & sauce and okay fries is all a guy could ever ask for.
As a side note, I'm still waiting on that sweepstakes for free Cane's for life. Do you think they would call me or send an email?
I absolutely adore the king's crown he's wearing.
He's not wrong
sanctimonious n'wah that he is...
I was getting tired of this meme but this renewed my faith that one day we will drive out the mongrel dogs of the king.
I love the language you use! Sounds like something he would say
Impossible Whopper is really good though.
Dunno if it's a regional thing, I live in South Texas and I can't say I've had a bad experience with Burger King. Given though, I don't like onion rings, so a ring that's all batter and no onion might actually be enjoyable for me had I ventured to try it.
Though honestly, the biggest draw for me is the Impossible Whopper option, should I not be in the mood for meat but still want something chewy and filling.
not even a smirk or extended nose exhale, hahahaha dagoth said bk bad and also tied it to ES factions!!!!!! XD
Same Dagoth Ur, I don’t want to eat BK ever again
He should've tried the burger king burger you can fuck. That'd change his mind!
Dagoth only came for the crown
Chicken fries
Patty is burned to a crisp, and the cheese is ice cold.