Dagoth Ur Invites you to his Minecraft server

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  • @frey426
    @frey426 Před rokem +3428

    WHAT THE HELL ITS MY MINECRAFT MODEL

    • @shampoobandit4511
      @shampoobandit4511  Před rokem +587

      I found it on google images lol, hope you don't mind me using it. It's a really good one.

    • @frey426
      @frey426 Před rokem +523

      @@shampoobandit4511 Yeah i don't mind! Thank you

    • @Neoniq41
      @Neoniq41 Před rokem +173

      The good ending

    • @bobbytorres4428
      @bobbytorres4428 Před rokem +19

      Where can I download it?

    • @lunarluxe9832
      @lunarluxe9832 Před rokem

      @@bobbytorres4428 probably minecraftskins

  • @jimbelaco4
    @jimbelaco4 Před rokem +3231

    >Has the heart of Lorkan and a giant battlemech
    >Cannot run Tekkit
    This is why I hang out with Alduin.

    • @queen_kleb
      @queen_kleb Před rokem +1

      neither you nor Alduin have the heart of Lorkan OR a giant battlemech, don't act like Dagoth Ur is the loser

    • @madcat789
      @madcat789 Před rokem +43

      Alduin's a Kuritan, tho.

    • @blackops555
      @blackops555 Před rokem +20

      @@madcat789 at least he's not a Cappellan.

    • @hmr1122
      @hmr1122 Před rokem +25

      Back when 2 gigs were enough to run tekkit.
      Now vanilla hogs 6.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Před rokem +6

      Adluin got that rgb keyboard

  • @donsalieri1186
    @donsalieri1186 Před rokem +3229

    Dagoth Ur is a vanilla chad

    • @callumprice1710
      @callumprice1710 Před rokem

      He is also a vanilla wimp too.

    • @samcross8532
      @samcross8532 Před rokem +14

      Prolly got an xbox

    • @dank42069
      @dank42069 Před rokem +15

      I think you misspelled soy

    • @samcross8532
      @samcross8532 Před rokem +19

      @@dank42069 who

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Před rokem +13

      *vanilla soyjack
      It's not about being "tired of building", it's about *extending* vanilla building to include functionality it didn't before, or pretty much anything else you want to do. You cannot build "literally anything" in vanilla Minecraft regardless of what Mojang simps insist.

  • @wypdblue
    @wypdblue Před rokem +1558

    This version of him looks almost as good as he does in TES III.

    • @Soul_Free
      @Soul_Free Před rokem +64

      Just a few extra polygons

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Před rokem +25

      Almost, Minecraft Vivec needs to invent triangles first

    • @AbysswalkerD
      @AbysswalkerD Před rokem

      The point is Dagoth tries you dick.
      Sorry he's not as rich as the God Dragon Alduin 😢

    • @Dr.W.Krueger
      @Dr.W.Krueger Před rokem

      ?

  • @kaiishere016
    @kaiishere016 Před rokem +989

    I don't think I've ever felt as called out as "do not tell me you're one of those players who sets up all their machines in an empty field"
    I'll have you know I set them all up in a cleared area of land for when I do eventually build my base there

    • @NCRForLife
      @NCRForLife Před rokem +33

      I make my house by the ocean. I just love making a boathouse with an ocean to the south, a forest to the north and a cave southwest.

    • @MelloriNoMori
      @MelloriNoMori Před rokem +17

      @@NCRForLife I simply HAVE to have my house by a body of water. Easy exp and excess to enchantmenting.

    • @coffeething
      @coffeething Před rokem +10

      I just dig a hole and dig more whenever I need more space

    • @zombieranger3410
      @zombieranger3410 Před rokem +20

      Yea problem is you never set up a base there now do you? Maybe you build a quaint little cottage for your chests, maybe it has a kitchen, but you spend 90% of your time outside, and completely get rid of the chests once you have ME storage up and running. That is of course you ever get up to that point, you probably have played modded so much that you can’t play the same modpack for more than 3 days. 3 days is not enough to get shit done, 3 days is only enough to get the foundations going for what you hope to do. Maybe if the pack speaks to you, you play for a week but even a week is only enough to reach the mid-game of most packs. Good job you built a 3x3x3 big reactors reactor, wow, you have 20 plots of different foods only to make 1 stack of the same meals, you built the crushing wheels for Create, you got to the moon, you got Cobalt and Ardite for Tinkers, yet just like me and everyone else who plays modded you give up early right as you could have built vast networks of automation or actually build something big, cool, and exact with all the extra building mods. The last time I spent a ton of time in a modpack was “the 1.7.10 pack”, Create Aeronautics is my best bet for actually making me want to be *in* Minecraft for longer than a few days.

    • @ShallowTeal
      @ShallowTeal Před rokem +38

      @@zombieranger3410 This reads like a cry for help

  • @polsar749
    @polsar749 Před rokem +412

    Later Dagoth Ur and the Nerevar learn how to siphon the energy of the heart to empower Dagoth Ur's computer. Dagoth uses this to play 2007-era TF2 on a private server he sets up for himself and the ash vampires.

    • @SireForseti
      @SireForseti Před rokem +11

      wish I was an ash vampire now

    • @alexello1189
      @alexello1189 Před rokem +7

      You think he mains spy?

    • @polsar749
      @polsar749 Před rokem +8

      @@alexello1189 I imagine Dagoth Ur mains Engie/Medic (invincibility and construction of deadly weapons)
      Nerevar definitely would main spy tho. And if it wasn't 2007-era TF2, he would always be using the Deadringer.

    • @Envy_Dragon
      @Envy_Dragon Před rokem +24

      @@polsar749 "Come, Nerevar, friend or traitor come. My ubercharge is ready, and together we shall speak for the Law and the Land, and drive the mongrel BLU dogs from the point- what? AAARGH! A spy? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned? You are not even wearing a proper hat. In this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Fine, fuck this, switching to Pyro. Come to me through fire and war. I welcome you."

    • @Alpostpone
      @Alpostpone Před rokem +7

      @@Envy_Dragon This writeup easily deserves its own voice version

  • @DoktorBeta
    @DoktorBeta Před rokem +677

    poor dude's computer can't handle playing with all the ash vampires at once, they have to take shifts because if there's more than 3 people on the server loading chunks it'll freeze up

  • @zaenimubarak
    @zaenimubarak Před rokem +957

    Inshallah his PC only has 8 gigs

    • @namlese4577
      @namlese4577 Před rokem +62

      8x8 just as the temple

    • @zersky495
      @zersky495 Před rokem +111

      May Allah grant him more RAM inshallah 🙏 👆

    • @pipescratcher
      @pipescratcher Před rokem +22

      8 gig gang rise up

    • @arktika444
      @arktika444 Před rokem +42

      When you pray for someone in his absence, Angels pray for you. Sahih Muslim 2732 a.
      So Allah blessed both of them with 32 gigs of RAM 🙏

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Před rokem +4

      @@zersky495 yknow 🙏 is not how muslims pray right?

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster5207 Před rokem +682

    Average modder: *Automates their entire minecraft experience with contraptions*
    Me: *Fishes in my handmade pond to trade with the local village*

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Před rokem +6

      You do realize that with non-shitty mods it takes dozens of hours to get to that point, right? And that you can continue to not auromate some things in the same way that many people refuse to make iron farms?

    • @nickster5207
      @nickster5207 Před rokem +128

      @@colbyboucher6391 Sounds like someone doesn't know how to fish.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica Před rokem +5

      @@nickster5207 Sounds like someone hates mods on principle.

    • @nickster5207
      @nickster5207 Před rokem +39

      @@Espartanica No, I just have a long history of not being able to figure out how modding works and thus learning to appreciate vanilla minecraft.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica Před rokem +5

      @@nickster5207 You mean how to download mods or how to play them?

  • @trobmakesart
    @trobmakesart Před rokem +30

    My favorite part of these Dagoth Ur videos is that it always sounds like he's arguing over the phone

  • @dakotagalkowski9318
    @dakotagalkowski9318 Před rokem +98

    The Dagoth Ur's rambling combined with that thumbnail picture sells this video for me. Something about the stiff posture and derpy villager face is so silly.

    • @gavo7911
      @gavo7911 Před rokem +7

      The fact that he’s routinely interrupted by a voice we can’t hear is hysterical

  • @chenstormstout9456
    @chenstormstout9456 Před rokem +68

    I……weirdly relate to what he’s saying.

  • @Zquirrelthing
    @Zquirrelthing Před rokem +20

    "do not tell me you're one of those players who sets up all their machines in an empty field"
    don't call me out like that

  • @officialtigerfish7633
    @officialtigerfish7633 Před rokem +28

    “What? Fabric? I have no idea what you are talking about and frankly I don’t care” - me when I see a mod saying “fabric” and not “forge”

  • @hank7872
    @hank7872 Před rokem +42

    The dagoth ur voice memes have been really really funny so far but this is the first to really get me to laugh out loud hard

  • @NCRForLife
    @NCRForLife Před rokem +158

    Dagoth Ur is a humble man. He just wants to play minecraft the way it was meant to be played.

  • @10hawell
    @10hawell Před rokem +45

    He's the friend we need but don't deserve.

  • @IYPITWL
    @IYPITWL Před rokem +10

    "it is simply not a good decision financially, right now"

  • @malaficus
    @malaficus Před rokem +189

    *Builds a red stone chunk miner*

    • @8pija22
      @8pija22 Před rokem +8

      I wish we somehow could have proper red stone machinery

    • @nnnik3595
      @nnnik3595 Před rokem +1

      @@8pija22 but we can?

    • @plank2490
      @plank2490 Před rokem

      @@nnnik3595 you can't mine with redstone can you?

    • @nnnik3595
      @nnnik3595 Před rokem +3

      @@plank2490 you can actually. World eaters, tunnel bores or quarries are all options for that.

    • @humanity_moment.
      @humanity_moment. Před rokem +1

      @@nnnik3595 World eaters are fucking insane. I'm fascinated with how people can come up with these things.

  • @EnigmaticGentleman
    @EnigmaticGentleman Před rokem +132

    My dude made such a good video that it literally has more likes than views.

  • @brenolk4642
    @brenolk4642 Před rokem +10

    Dagoth Ur is the type of person to believe OptiFine is too much of an Modded experience

  • @SparrowwithaMachinegun
    @SparrowwithaMachinegun Před rokem +6

    "My computer can barely run vannila"
    I bet there's a performance mod for that :D

  • @Palladium1010
    @Palladium1010 Před rokem +2

    8 gb ram from 2006 is a top tier mobo for that time iirc

  • @ToxicNeon
    @ToxicNeon Před rokem +4

    This is my favorite of the dagoth ur AI memes. This one.

  • @raltor40
    @raltor40 Před rokem +32

    Frabric? As in Per Fabrica Ad Astra? Yeah that'll throw Dagoth through a loop when he sees dirt fall down.

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 Před rokem

      no fabric as in the modloader thats doesn't eat all your fucking ram

    • @oceanforth21
      @oceanforth21 Před rokem +8

      Fabric as in the modloading platform, it’s much easier on systems than Forge

    • @Looser_23
      @Looser_23 Před rokem +2

      You're a chad.

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC Před rokem

      pfaa more like pfft

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor Před rokem +25

    I bet the Heart of Lorkhan has so much ram to server

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 Před rokem +6

    I can relate. Mod packs can easily be overwhelming

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk Před rokem +6

    This is basically what happened at Red Mountain, if you think about it

    • @gregoryhayes7569
      @gregoryhayes7569 Před rokem +2

      Except it was Dagoth Ur and the Tribunal who wanted to mod, and Nerevar who wanted to play vanilla.

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade Před rokem +10

    Considering how old Morrowind is, that motherboard from 2006 was probably a beast back then.

  • @imonlysleeping4491
    @imonlysleeping4491 Před rokem +8

    Oh god, Dagoth would totally be that guy

  • @bigiron9393
    @bigiron9393 Před rokem +3

    thanks dagoth ur, id love to join

  • @kingchungus
    @kingchungus Před rokem +9

    I cannot get enough of these dagoth ur memes lmfao

  • @zewasplays
    @zewasplays Před rokem +3

    fabric really is magic though

  • @goomywurm
    @goomywurm Před rokem +37

    I see both sides. Modded is fun but Nerevar is being obtuse. Plus Dagoth-Ur only has 8 gigs of RAM

    • @declaringpond2276
      @declaringpond2276 Před rokem +5

      You can run most mods with 4 gigs of ram, 8 is more than enough for 300+ mods.

    • @goomywurm
      @goomywurm Před rokem +3

      @@declaringpond2276 yes but also running a modded server is pretty RAM hungry.

    • @declaringpond2276
      @declaringpond2276 Před rokem +3

      @@goomywurm Hamachi, it's not really. Plus there are sites that run private servers modded for free

    • @sailboi7108
      @sailboi7108 Před rokem +1

      @@declaringpond2276 but I want more than just 8 gigs of ram tho :(

    • @Casto3924
      @Casto3924 Před rokem

      @@declaringpond2276 Personally I'd go with Radmin, much more straightforward and easy to use, it has very little delay within network, you can create the network with one button press and you don't have to create an account for it, whereas Hamachi caused me a lot of headaches in the past cuz 50% of the time the connection just didn't work for some god knows what reason and you gotta f_сk around with settings

  • @symmetrymilton4542
    @symmetrymilton4542 Před rokem +3

    I gotta agree with Dagoth Ur on this one.

  • @djd00mshyer
    @djd00mshyer Před rokem +103

    Vanilla is based and so is Dagoth Ur

  • @xdeathcon
    @xdeathcon Před rokem +3

    This is how it feels when I tell people I don't play modded but without the pc specs issue.

  • @M0D776
    @M0D776 Před rokem +46

    > 8 Gigs of RAM
    > "I can't run modded!"
    Pick one, I used to run modded on 4 Gigs of RAM, you can't fool me Dagoth Ur, I won't come back to the Akulakhan Chamber again and I'm taking Wraithguard, Keening and Sunder with me.

    • @MandarimG
      @MandarimG Před rokem +1

      4gigs? Huh, funny. I work on 2

    • @M0D776
      @M0D776 Před rokem

      @@MandarimG I used to run on 2, but that was on like 2014-2016.

    • @MandarimG
      @MandarimG Před rokem

      @@M0D776 Nay, mate. Talking 2022. I have to live a "voluntary simplicity" type of jazz

  • @ShadeTavish
    @ShadeTavish Před rokem +5

    "My computer only has 8gb of ram"
    This man is the hero

  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 Před rokem +2

    Dagoth villager gave me whiplash

  • @hydraflex1011
    @hydraflex1011 Před rokem +9

    I’ve never played the elder scrolls games or whatever this guy is from but I can’t stop watching these vids cause his voice is so funny lmao

  • @Low_Tier_God
    @Low_Tier_God Před rokem +3

    Damn, the model is so sick.

  • @easy8690
    @easy8690 Před rokem +2

    The idea that Dagoth Ur is a classic supremacist for video games is funny and based.

  • @PS-rx6pq
    @PS-rx6pq Před rokem +2

    Reminder that a modern USB-C charger has more processing power than the guidance computer that controlled Akulakhan.

  • @jimjam742
    @jimjam742 Před rokem +3

    man's still rockin' the crusty-ass 775 board bro 💀

  • @xX_wiLLiam_Xx
    @xX_wiLLiam_Xx Před rokem +2

    idk what a dagoth ur is but i love all these memes

  • @piratebear3126
    @piratebear3126 Před rokem +2

    I feel Dagoth Ur having vintage hardware and not wanting to upgrade on a spiritual level. I legit game on a 2009 Alienware whose only upgrades are storage and a 1060.

  • @Daniel_Schmaniel
    @Daniel_Schmaniel Před rokem +1

    Basically my friends. "There's too much to do in modded."

  • @Sephaos
    @Sephaos Před rokem +2

    I thought the whole universe was Dagoth Ur’s Minecraft server though

  • @MetalFox619
    @MetalFox619 Před rokem +3

    Dagoth is just too based

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Před rokem +1

    POV: *Dagoth Ur kills your Minecraft dog of the Empire* [ASMR]

  • @theomen49
    @theomen49 Před rokem +2

    I want to listen to audio books narrated by dagoth ur

  • @Xx_SoggyBurrito_xX
    @Xx_SoggyBurrito_xX Před rokem +5

    I Guarentee Dagoth rocks the Greentop just to spite the Nevarine

  • @brazil460
    @brazil460 Před rokem +5

    I have only ever played vanilla Minecraft, vanilla Morrowind, vanilla Oblivion, and vanilla Skyrim. Fun games. It’s as Dagoth said; How can you be bored? There’s endless stuff to do. I modded the FUCK out of Daggerfall Unity though

  • @SneakybeakyScrub
    @SneakybeakyScrub Před rokem +20

    i love that he knows how to host a server but doesnt know what fabric is

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC Před rokem +8

      probably using realms or whatever from the microcuck version

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick Před rokem

      Couldn't be me >.>

    • @EasyMoney322
      @EasyMoney322 Před rokem +4

      I've been hosting servs for like 11 yrs, and I dont knowvwhat the fabric is too. Only used forge for modpacks

  • @Cheezy_Bunz
    @Cheezy_Bunz Před rokem +1

    Dagoth Ur is unironically correct in his opinion. Everything is right here.

  • @MFcoowaid-VODS
    @MFcoowaid-VODS Před rokem +4

    The wifi on red mountain must be very 🔥 🥵
    The end had me weak😂

  • @FoxheimStudios
    @FoxheimStudios Před rokem +2

    He speaks without capital letters or commas.

  • @chavzone
    @chavzone Před rokem +5

    The fact that vanilla Minecraft running on Windows actually requires about 8GB in current year is pretty sad

  • @Her_Imperious_Condescension

    "do not tell me you're one of those players who sets up all their machines in an empty field"
    (looks at E2E world)
    yeah uh

  • @fuzzyfallthetempest
    @fuzzyfallthetempest Před rokem +3

    Look I don’t even know this character but since it’s from the elder scrolls it’s so funny to hear him talk about shit that is completely outside the elder scrolls wheelhouse

  • @cleverman383
    @cleverman383 Před rokem +1

    Vanilla is for the mongrel dogs of the Empire, sweet Nerevar, if we are truly to carve our own path, then we must mod our Minecraft into a game worthy of us!

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee Před rokem +4

    It takes a god to finally speak the truth, huh?

  • @Hesric
    @Hesric Před rokem +3

    I feel personally attacked by that 8 gigs of RAM line.

  • @Sphendrana
    @Sphendrana Před rokem +1

    >joins server
    >acquires OP
    >sets up repeating command block
    >/kill @p
    >logs off 😎

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi Před rokem +2

    He is spitting facts though, there always is something to do.
    I am building a cyberpunk city with realistic building layouts.

  • @playlikepig0550
    @playlikepig0550 Před rokem +3

    4GB of ram person here:
    I have in fact been able to run multiple modpacks with up to ~20 rather large mods with up to 10FPS.
    Suck it dagoth

  • @elliottprehn6342
    @elliottprehn6342 Před rokem +1

    He makes a good point

  • @justbull6841
    @justbull6841 Před rokem +3

    I just expect him to finish every sentence with "Nerevar"

  • @anythingarax
    @anythingarax Před rokem +4

    These are too real, I am literally him

  • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
    @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh Před rokem +5

    nah i'd join him.

  • @lsswappedcessna
    @lsswappedcessna Před rokem +4

    Let's all chip in and get my man a new computer

  • @Lbineville
    @Lbineville Před rokem +3

    I am literally Dagoth Ur

  • @kade7xx
    @kade7xx Před 3 měsíci

    The most relatable Dagoth Ur meme I have ever watched in my (im)mortal life.

  • @venobit
    @venobit Před rokem +1

    PURCHASE THIS MAN A NEW PC SO HE CAN HAVE THE “modding experience”

  • @jackismemeish
    @jackismemeish Před rokem +1

    I now have something to send my friends when they tell me to play modded

  • @Gizzor
    @Gizzor Před rokem +1

    its not the building its the combat your honor

  • @swishfish8858
    @swishfish8858 Před rokem +1

    Out of everything in this audio why is it " is from 2006" that makes me laugh the most

  • @DanielBerthellemy
    @DanielBerthellemy Před rokem +4

    I NEEED SKIN FILE OF THIS! PLS!

  • @Henrex2000
    @Henrex2000 Před rokem +2

    FitMC made a video about someone building the Numidium and achieved CHIM in 2b2t.

  • @jarekwrzosek2048
    @jarekwrzosek2048 Před rokem +2

    Come Nerevar, Come and look upon my newest creation. Yes, It's Akulakhan, again, but this time, I watched all MumboJumbo's tutorials, And I made it functional, with Redstone! Wait, What Are you doing with that TNT? NO! STOP! Dammit Sweet Nerevar, why do you have to grief everything I build?

  • @marleymelon2889
    @marleymelon2889 Před rokem +2

    1:04 Me when i discovered fabric for the first time

  • @jacobnicola5950
    @jacobnicola5950 Před rokem +4

    This is literally how i ended up playing pretty much alone back in the days but in the other way around, nobody wanted to play with me in 1.7.10 modded, it had divine rpg, chocolate quest, dungeon tactics, aether, twilight forest, atum, millenaire and a lot of other amazing mods, but everyone wanted to play vanilla, i've even made custom structures and quests for chocolate quest and millenaire, making custom cultures to millenarie and mixin and match npcs from both mods, editing the merchants, was fun making the modpack and playing, but playing with people would be way better

  • @elani
    @elani Před rokem +3

    I feel called out, i have an entire quarry and auto crafting/processing setup in the open air next to a village house, the only thing I've built is a 10x10 square of oak planks to place random chests and a double crop tower

  • @sper.1
    @sper.1 Před rokem +2

    Thanks dagoth

  • @XxSoraMifunexX
    @XxSoraMifunexX Před rokem +2

    I believe my laptop is actually from, like, 2008 at the latest.
    I just gave up trying to play anything more ram intensive than OSRS and just bought Minecraft for the Switch.

  • @sambuck8710
    @sambuck8710 Před rokem +3

    Seems like a nice guy to play with tho

  • @XXavierSin-XXs
    @XXavierSin-XXs Před rokem +1

    Should have ended with, "You know what, I am going to play Morrowind. Fuck this."

  • @helix33933
    @helix33933 Před rokem +1

    lmao the fabric joke

  • @Endmonaut
    @Endmonaut Před rokem +1

    Based Dagoth Ur

  • @ELTABULLO
    @ELTABULLO Před rokem +1

    UNBELIEVABLY BASED

  • @ArcNine9Angel
    @ArcNine9Angel Před rokem +1

    Simply fantastic!

  • @thekettle3534
    @thekettle3534 Před rokem +2

    Dagoth Ur has evolved from humble beginnings

  • @MyRedHulk
    @MyRedHulk Před rokem +53

    I'm with Dagoth, if a man is strapped for cash, he's strapped for cash. If Nerevar needs mods to have fun in a minecraft server with his friend, he's not playing the game right, but that's just my opinion.

  • @mushroomsrcool1449
    @mushroomsrcool1449 Před rokem +1

    I want a Minecraft mod that adds all the magic from Elder Scrolls lol.

  • @Muu-Mei
    @Muu-Mei Před rokem +2

    He says the exact same stuff I do to my friends when I offer to run a server.

  • @janderson2653
    @janderson2653 Před rokem +1

    ah my good friend Dagoth Ur

  • @randomname8587
    @randomname8587 Před rokem +1

    French Fry Evil Guy

  • @Alhazzred
    @Alhazzred Před rokem +1

    Nerevar gets kicked out of the polycube

  • @themiller3940
    @themiller3940 Před rokem +1

    Based Dagoth