BRONZE LEAGUE HEROES #77 | Dirty. Cheesy. Protoss. - Jahkra v NoobfromAU
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- čas přidán 5. 05. 2018
- The most iconic, shameless, repeated and painful protoss cheese versus a zerg player just trying to go about his humble life.
Send in your replays! winterreplays@gmail.com - Hry
16:55 "he's split the hydras perfectly so he won't have quite enough to kill the voidrays" this made me laugh.
and me cry :c
and then laugh cause winter is great and shitty me from the past 100% deserved this
Sarcasm 100
I'm Jahkra and I only just realised how terrible I was. The great thing about being in bronze is it's really easy to improve. I sincerely apologise for my select all army usage
In the last few days I discovered the joys of maxing out on roach hydra in under ten minutes. Also by starting protoss, I figured out how to hotkey my army properly
Jahkra Hi, what league are you now?
Cannons . . . into DT's . . . into Voids . . . INTO HIDDEN BASE.
Dirtiest toss.
Just a normal toss
this is every game in bronze and silver
I really love Low Elo Protoss Players, it's like they've all unanimously agreed that there are only 4 strategies that have any chance of winning the game: Cannon Rush > DT's > Void Rays and the ultimate strategy of 2 base Carriers.
Conky You forgot to mention back to the WoL 4 gate rush.
Half base carriers*
That Strategy might be a bit too complex for these heroes, making more than one production facility is Gold Level at-least.
god forbid you actualy produce out of that facility
JaeHyuk Cho, so have u learned how to hold a 4 gate?
S T A T I C O F F E N S E
I don't know how many brain cells I lost watching that... I don't even remember how many I started with... What are intelligence?
Andrew Hengy how is intelligence?
yoruichixX where am intelligence
I coulnd't the thumbs up, because of the laughters.
something to do with dual core processor, i think. whatever that is.
The answer is 72
Bronze toss players: "I learnt how to cannon rush but not what to do after."
"i don't know, didn't think i'll get this far"
Lol, those were the days XD
Always remember --> When behind, DARK SHRINE!
bronze to diamond though
@@rickymolnar lol pretty much
I guess AU stands for Gold...
Only periodically
man I love this prostate race. Their chin armor is epic.
"The canons are able to flank the Overlords as they come out" - lmao I almost spat my drink out while watching this part.
just started playing sc2. thought playing through half of the campaign and a couple of games with the AI, I thought I was ready for the ladder. then I got my butt kicked by a plat protoss on one of my placements feelsgoodman
I cant watch this horse shit. At 5:29 he says "the cannons able to FLANK the overlords" ! xD I cant, im dying....
😂
I love this. This about my level of play. 🙂 And your announcing is hilarious.
I like how much fun it sounds like you are having with these
Been lurking for a few weeks. Just subbed, please send more CZcams videos!
This was like someone who refuses to accept checkmate until you literally burn all of their pieces.
“I hate it when I’m coming the entire map”
I wouldn't be able to concentrate on the game! Lol
Oh man first time ive seen one of these bronze league heroes. So good.
How do i send you a video for this series @winter
The Victory, however inadequate, was still deserved imo
i like these kinds of videos. makes me feel better about myself :)
So terrible it's good. Makes me feel better being in platinum and diamond. I enjoy your lower level match commentaries. Nobody else does this.
So this is how my Dad felt screaming at the TV during football games...
"But the cannons FLANK the overlords!" LMAO
What's your chair model?
those canons came outta nowhere xD
@winterstarcraft can you start a new series where u explain how to do some of the crazy builds that have been in recent events? A lot i would love to try to do but hard to break it down when there just casting them
Brrroooooo I have not laughed this much in years thank you so much. I won't kill myself until I've watched all. Recommend me your favorites, but seriously ur commentary is so funny!
Your Commentary Is fkn, hilarious brother. Nice. Queen got leg cramps off creep, probes work in shifts. LMAO. Must also be careful not to make units as only has 1600minerals in the bank... 😂🤣
how can you be so far ahead but so far behind at the same time?
What episode is when the guy distant mine with scv's and medivac?
BRONZE LEAGUE HEROES #35 - THE FORTRESS - Bum v lokon
Literally just watched it.
The sound of gulp and slurp at the beginning killed me
I just realise I have played against this exact guy several times over.
03:06
"That's what she said!" is demanded by law here!
I love that the game would've been maybe 12 minutes max if zerg knew how to not press f2 (that's default select all right?), or if toss knew how to ctrl+f1...
maybe if they learned how to alt+f4
Wait i'm noob sc2 player, what's actually the issue with using f2 to select the army?
@@alusim8811 You dont always wanna send your whole army to do things. Click drag selecting or Ctrl+# to create groups easily selected is much better. The zerg player kept interrupting his attacks by sending his whole army all over the place
idk if i can watch blh anymore my blood pressure just goes tru the roof hahaha😂🤣
Holy shit this is like wood rank
my body is ready for.. BROOOOOOOOOOONZE LEEEEEAGUE HEROS!
Cannon rusher down, you love to see it.
That was wonderful...
i thank god every day for the fact i started playing starcraft before the cancer that is select all army hotkey and i just use controll groups instead
I peed a lil laughing at the commentary hahahaha
jahkra should really finish the campaign
My request is that all *bronze league heroes* is played at 4x or 8x speed at a minimum. LoL
Why is winter on the bottom left? Unacceptable
Liked for the fact that he knows what AU stands for :D
UltimateZoneLT noobfromgold?
AU as in Astronomical Units
I thought it stands for Angry Umojans?
it's Australia, he said Austria
Asses unbuttoned?
i newer played ranked, how manz games have i loose to plaz whit those guys
Oh cool, Winter got himself the Zucc haircut
Liked just when I heard the title
This was a fun video, but as a new player i'm actually wondering how you should react to a cannon rush. Do you destroy the pylons with drones or do you try to stay safe until you get some units ?
Pylons are too tanky, try to kill the probe asap and put 3 drones on cannons if you see them being placed, 4 if you're late.
Then get some ravagers and kill all of the rest while getting detection because they will probably be going for dt :D
you can also split some ressources to kill probe with 6 roaches, to see it coming, put an overseer at the entry point and if you see a probe coming, you make 4 roaches to rush the probe, avoid having pilons placed because once they are, the canons are going to destroy you
First of all try to kill the probe, doesn't matter if 5 pylons are being built, if you kill the probe you're pretty much on the clear (obviously you should have blocked the ramp by now), if the cannons started being built already then pull 3-6 workers (you need 3 per cannon/pylon to stop them from being built) to shutdown wathever is the least of, if he made many pylons but just a few cannons focus on the cannons, if he made 1-2 pylons and the rest are just cannons focus on the pylons, if you catched it too late then you're in a rough spot and you'll need some ravagers to clear the cannons.
This is all for zerg only, if you're a terran you can just lift off if things get ugly and he will have wasted a lot of resources, but if you catch it early as Terran you just do what was said on the previous points, remember that SCVs can repair each other so you can tank some of cannon damage if it finishes warping with only a few HP left
Thank you all for the answers !
+bourdier gustave no you don't. It's like saying the counter to drone rush is carriers. You won't have 6 roaches when they cannon rush you, unless you're up against a player so bad you can probably win by amoving your 12 starting workers into their main.
Australia you bloody scoundrel 😂😂😂😂
I have never lol'd so hard
Dont get me wrong, I suck at sc2, but I laughed so fucking hard at this commentary I literally fell out of my chair
This was so painful to watch
This game makes me thi k I can climb the ladder, but then again, I'll come up against someone that actually knows how to play.
Worth it!
So funny haha im a starcraft vet Myself and i laughed hard at your commentaries! Good job Winter
Would you like a tour of my spawning pool sounded dirty at 2:18
I also hate when coming the entire map
Why you hate units and techs that aren't boring?
I'm coming the entire map LMFAO :DDD DIED
How many cups of coffee do you drink a day Winter?
When i play protoss, and im not cannon rushed and its an actual fun legit game of no cheese, roach ravager does the trick for me, a friend told me it doesnt work, but it does for me, especially an army of roaches at 5 or 6 minutes or so, depending on my gameplay, i can get at 4 mins, idk, im only in silver leagues tier 1, but doing major studying right now.
I'm pretty sure AU is Australia... you do you Winter bb
This game really hurts me
I think I lost some braincells
He might of put the cannons at the start to stop an early rush
Lmao I'm coming the entire map.
if this is the real NoobfromAU..damn he bad.. (he is a DotA2 compilation maker)
i'd love to see a compilation of your worst bronze league hero introductions (not that this one was bad).
It was sooo bad if you compare to husky! XD
I never seen that go so deep before. that's what she said
9:43 im dying.... LMFAO
Me-a Noob, man these guys are really good
It would be hard to believe, but all pro players would have played like this when first starting to play SC.
At 4 years old.....context is a must
Excuse me, I must take a shower, so sooo dirty.
Tricks book, trick book, book of tricks, bag of tricks, BAG OF TRICKS!
Pretty intense game from a newbie perspective.
Holy shit, Jahkra. Get awareness! You can use more than 6 apm. I just don't understand how someone can be so bad at this. What are they doing, eatting dinner while they play? How the fuck does he not see the idle probes?! Winter, please help me understand!
omg, this made me cringe so hard lol
The army control had me squirming in my chair, I wanted to scream lol
I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy! I'm a little better now, I promise!!
lol, no problem hun! I'm bad too, it's just sometimes hard to watch other people make the same mistakes I do is all :P
lmao I started protoss, and when you gotta use spell casters, you realise the importance of having multiple control groups. I now use hatch on 4 inject on 5 main on 1 spells on 2 and air on 3
Did you just take Husky's bronze league heros?
there was many a hearty kek to be mined from these minerals
Noob from AU, showing us all the noobiness protoss has to offer
he did very little of the correct thing. In other words, he half assed the correct response instead of full assing the many wrong responses.
If he’s a announcer in sc2, I will buy it
hee is now
im also coming the entire map
Even me as a Zerg Player who looses against Blue-Flame Hellions on a regular basis knows how to see a Cannon Rush! If there is a Probe in your Base, the first thing you do is look around to see if there are any Pylons! And if yes make Zerglings to kill of the Probe, hold one or two lings back in your base and horace the shit out of the enemy since he prb didnt plan to defend himself!
some ppl call themselves noobs, to trick their opponents into a false sense of safety, but these guys really are noobs.
18:00 Now's the time to counter Jahkra!
Long live the king Husky
I tested myself against a platinum player ...
Up to 25 APM it is good to light it with Protos.
Protos is indeed a defensive race.
its so nice to see someone play at my level and yes i suck
When ppl are bad, its funny, but when ppl are just stupid, its horrible!!!
I wish there was a SC2 feature where if you waste time like NoobFromAU and then type in chat "worth it", you get instantly start being shocked and its enough where you are stuck to your mouse & you fry to death. Worth it.
Technicolor ah I see you have played me in the past? U mad bro?
Shame your name isn't FiliBuster then.
and i somehow manage to loose 4/5 of my placements
It was fun while it lasted.
Say hi to Husky for us, Winter.
Despite the cheese the Zerg played so braindead that I feel like the Protoss deserved this one...
...
Nice
its the noob from gold. AU its gold... EEEYYY YOU its gold.
To be fair, people seem to think even playing as Protoss is cheese. Besides the cannon rush, everything else could be justified. Sneaking in DTs when there was no detection. Going Skytoss to counter roach/ravager. Plus he's so bad that playing with cheese is like playing normally. It's a handicap.
personally I would've accidentally punched my moniter lol
Protoss is the Melee Jigglypuff of starcraft. It attracts annoying people. Gimmick after gimmick. That's why people hate them. They just learn to deal with them.