“How Do You Sleep at Night?” - Andrew Santino - Full Special
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- Andrew Santino translates bird mating calls, considers why kids are too soft and explains why traffic laws are pointless.
Original airdate: November 28, 2015
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So cool to see Bobby's mum doing stand-up. She should definitely do a podcast with her son
LOL @ reading this fully normal, except the words Bobby’s mum 😂
I'm bobby mother
Bobby lee buys underage prostitutes.
Mom
Mudduh
Bobby’s mom has really developed her stand up. She is a example of hard work and dedication.
Bobby Mudda
Man that’s some brutal audio compression. Sounds like OG Napster
For real - was this recorded from inside a tin can?
youtube adds some compression when its uploaded but yeah its pretty bad
Someone lost their job after this.
@@talkingedmmawhere?
Lmfao I thought it was my phone speakers
This may have been bobby lee’s best special
We doin 20min "full" specials now?
@@shankrl1 for bobby its good since its his only one ya 😂
Didn't see the half hour at the start?
Another drone I see
@@shankrl1Dave Chappelle did a 2 minute special 🤷🏻♂️
Man comedy central can't even get the audio right on their videos lol it's a miracle that anything comedy central exists at all anymore 😂
OK andrew
Thats CZcams's fault, you watched it right when it was uploaded. Rewatch, its fine now.
@@colinpurvis423 Nah it sucks.
@@colinpurvis423wrong bro, it sounds like someone put their phone in a large drink cup to try to make it louder.
You dare think yourself too good to watch the very thing that shaped us all as vile adolescents? Shame on you! 😂
😂😂😂😂. I've been listening to bad friends for years and have never listened to Andrew's stand-up. He is the man.
Literally same
Who’s Andrew? That’s Bobby’s mom
Same!
@@LeeChaeyeonsHusbandi don’t think I’d call it that. Great improv guy on a podcast but these jokes are just average joe schmo
@@blakegarcia9003 same, the hyperboles are bit much. But hey, he's got fans anyhow.
Bobbys mom is so wholesome. What a blessed old woman.
I’ve listened to his podcast and the one he does with Bobby and think they’re great wonderful to see he’s also great at this. More please
Never really realized that about grocery bagging lol great set!
He sounds like Bill Burr when he yells 😂
"If Bill Burr was a pension fund baby"
It's because they're both redheads 🎉
that last punch line hit 🤣
as a German i love those history lessons
Bobby's mom has a decent Bill Bur impression
I adore Andrew🤣❤️
Great clips loved it
He's definitely WAY funnier off-stage without all the pressure, seems better at riffing vs putting together a narrative/special from A to Z
This family friendly special I guess. His dark jokes be funny ash
Same with Theo Von
I've been watching this almost 15 minutes and only now realized it's almost 10 years old. I'm like, "this guy is waaaay funnier than this. What is this?" But now it makes alll the sense.
Yep I was thinking the same . Still funnier then Brendan Schab tho
I thought it was good ….great observations and funny bits
This was great 😂😂😂
Holy! First he got his own podcast and it’s even nicer to see Fancy B got his own special!
This was great!
Comedy central presents is what got me into standup as a wee lad
Hair palace is no joke. Moved in with a girlfriend and when we showered she just put her hair on the walls of the shower like decoration 🤣🤣
Great stuff here, real Bobby Lee vintage stuff.
On the internet you get into a rabbit hole. I loved Ben Bailey's bird in the tree joke, too.
LOL that was awesome. I like his road rage one the best and ruth chris steak
We love your comedy Bobby!
Andrew Santiago your my favorite. Keep it up!!!!
Lmao 🤣 It's Santino 😂
Great special
This set was LIT 😂😂😂😂
I didn't know him. He's been somewhere else. Really good, I'm impressed.
Watch bad friends. It's hilarious 😅
Such a good set
This is exactly how I drive 😂
Dude, those facts about our childhood playgrounds 😂😂😂 That's had me dying!
Only been done before a thousand times
Unfinished metal home...monkey bar house
One of those weird standups where people are applauding more than laughing 😅
This was SO good❤
This sucked so bad it cured my depression. I will never loath myself again! Thanks DREW!
Now i can hear those birds 😅
Luv the slide & sea-saw!! That is What I grew up with. Also, it had a basketball court. You are HILARIOUS❤❤!!!!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I bobby mudda
NoOoOo IMA bobby mom
@@horbes😂
This is definitely one of the specials of all time!
Amazing set as always sir , the lights made it look like you had a kippah on 😂
I didn't notice but I looked up right when reading your comment and the video was at the perfect camera angle in that moment to see exactly what you mean
Andrew Santino is the best!
Great set. Nice work 👍
Great stand up Andrew you're getting better all the time you've really turned up the heat in the last few years.
Sometimes when I'm watching you I think to myself that we might be watching a long term great comedian that could go down as one of the greater comedians to date.
Andrew is better at pod casting than stand up
This is a pretty old routine, he’s a lot better at stand up now, but I agree I enjoy his podcasts more
I agree. I didn’t like his premises at all and it doesn’t matter if I like his premises and setups but the punchlines just weren’t there. I love him with Bobby tho
@@jermaineandersenii5552how do you know I’m just curious? If you say it’s an old routine then you’ve seen andrew do this set before ?
Yeah pretty weak and generic material.
Sos theo von
whoever did the sound on this should be fired
goddamn it that first bit is perfect
the mating call lmao
This is a weak audience, these jokes had me in tears! Keep it up Bobby mudda!
Please give me back these 21 min of my life. Which part was funny ?
Easily 20 minutes of this is funny
Disagree. Not funny really. That’s why audience is quiet
@@meekmeek7991 it was the type of funny that stopped being funny a minute into a joke that lasted 7
Me too
Im with you on the pouch of stones and the paper towels 😂
This was dark at time good lordy 😂
Autobahn: yes, no speed limit, but construction sites everywhere so you have to slow down anyway😂
He’s so funny in bad friends it sucks to see his stand up is not on the same level
I thought it was actually good ….his Netflix special was eh but this was great observation and bits
Slow start Bob but you got them in the end
I can't get over the German version of Andrew 😂
He does the BEST impressions, literally nails it every time. You should check more of his stuff out, he's hilarious!
The bird thing is so true. I live in the mountains so there probably is almost every bird variety waking me up at 3 or 4 am.
Ever thought about waking them up? Must be sweet
I haven't laughed in a while. Thanks dude. You're like the new Louie.
His podcast is alot funnier than his standup
No lie I’m watching this outside and the bird call bit pissed off my rooster😂
I live in miami bird calls are annoying as hell around 5am they start that bullshit, but it gets worse at 3am-4am the chicken that my neighbor has start their morning call I hate them all with a passion.
I did 2 things.
1- I found an area with a ton of stray cats and brought them to the area my neighbors chickens became food.
2- I bought a fake owl that tilts it head and moves when there is wind. there are no more bird in the area near me.
Are you the neighbor everybody hates?
This guy is so relatable lol
The paper towel bit is me
Weird. I felt the opposite
Slay Andrew!!! Love your work!!
Bobby and Andrews podcast is toooo top tier.
Love santino such a good dude
Nah, such a racist dude.
@@vma7760that's why he is good bro
The most dangerous piece of playground equipment was the monkey bars that were just 3'x3' squares of bars that looked like a building under construction that went up in the air for 21' so if you happen to fall you will hit 6 levels of bars on your way down.
I read this in Theo's voice
@@fosterthedmt 💀
Here's the issue with that placement of the bathroom trashcan Andrew (note, this only applies to unisex single stall public bathrooms) if you put the trashcan all the way over by the door, then if someone is changing out a tampon or a pad, they have to choose between flushing it and inevitably clogging the toilet for the next person, or waddling over with their pants around their ankles and a handful of bloody cotton and plastic to where you've decided the trash now goes.
There should be a short waste container with a lid next to every toilet in every stall. Been a janitor, and that's Health Code here in Pittsburgh.
I love Bill Burr!
Love Tito. Saw him live during the pandy at Supernova. Killed
Lmao I either sleep way too much or sleep way too little, my problems have remained the same xD
I feel him on the holding the door part 100%. I just snapped out and say oh you’re welcome that wasted three seconds of my fucking time.
Your the type of guy to say yes to a spotify deal and still maximise ads and sponsership on your podcast, Thankyou for being a bad friend❤
The you alright. Has me dying I'm from new york. And I live in Manchester.. You alright through me off for the first few years 😂
Russo
I love Comedy Central for uploading older standup in High Def; bummed they no longer make good content
Love this guy!! 😂😂
Imagine if this is the ONLY tape some alien finds after humans are long dead and gone and they see "Don't give me your hot wall air"
Never seen Andrew stand up till now . Awesome can’t wait to see you live !! Go Andrewww!!!
Bobby lee is such a tease, doing a 21:04 min special.
Saw his goofy ass on Beef, i love Santino so much!
I really like Birds sounds .
Been seeing this guy around a lot the last few years and I love his comedy, but especially love that he’s smart and behaves like a grown man and not a man baby (cough cough, unlike some associates of his).
I love Andrew Santino. He's 🔥
Just his hair
fire crotch
He's like a collected version of Bill Burr
Audio got messed up somewhere along the way, there’s like a comb filter across the whole thing you can especially hear when the crowd laughs. Could just be on the online upload but this is the official CC channel
Great special though
The way this guy is imitating the birds sounds like the guys who sell tickets for intertown busses in the market of my city 😂
Good to hear I'm not the only one who litters paper towels behind the door after a moment of germophobia.
great special
Back in 2017, I was on my bicycle when I was T-boned by a car going 50 miles an hour. Somehow, I survived without a scratch anywhere on my body.. The doctor said the main reason I survived was because I was wearing a helmet and it was a car, and not a truck. He said if it had been a truck/SUV, I would have been splattered like a bug.
The doctor went on to say that even from a car going 50 mph, I should have ended up paralyzed from this crash. Thankfully, I did not get paralyzed, and I still ride bikes more these days than I ever did before. I'm even stronger than I ever was before.
Because "ain't nothing gonna tear me down oh no I got to keep on moving." If you know you know..
😂😂caint nobody Breaka my Stride🎶- I named my only, Sterling and pray he has your luck🤍
😊😂My first laugh came at
"All the birds"
My answer- cats
One of my favorite comedians
Awesome! Love it!!!
The most underrated comic.
He should have released this on his own. To hell with the bleeps, F Comedy Central
Great jokes 😂
Love him!
Bobby Lee is so talented
Love it, I KNOW he holding back and keeping clean cause it’s Comedy Central air this…. But he still does a great job keeping clean and still funny…. Love it man and I’ll be on Bad Friends Pod when it drops 👍
@@DavidSteiner-dt6zs😐
Keeping it clean 😂, he opens up with a bird story screaming for d lmao
Andrew.. your awesome. Keep going mate 💯🤣
Was this recorded from a Solo cup??
My mate got caught under a round about in a playground and broke his leg his brother laughed so hard he wet himself and then the rest of us kids fell about laughing whilst our friend screamed in pain until the abulance arrived. The 90s eh
This dude is TALENTED. Hands down already a legend.
He is probably a bad friend though.
@@KrispyCREAME805 HE BOBBY MOM!
SANTINOOOOO 👏🔥🔥🔥
This was so good
This guy should do a piece with Bill Burr