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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- Today we react to some Facebook posts in Mom groups
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I worry that the most sensible people are all opting to not have children and we're just going to end up with whole generations raised by people that really shouldn't be parents.
The film idiocracy is basically that exact thing
There are graphs I’ve seen that show with increasing education and knowledge in women, the number of kids born decreases.
I never thought of it that way, damn. But tbh i believe there are a lot of normal ppl still wanting to have kids, its just not something u can say at ur 20s. Ask late 20s -late 30s and im sure ull get another answer. I believe this "desire" might be connected to hormones too (not sure) but yeah, dw
Watch idiocracy bro
I was literally about to say that is what the movie Idiocracy is about, but the GOAT above me already mentioned it
*This whole Facebook page is the embodiment of the phrase “Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child”.*
This is actually CZcams.
@@nodiggity9472a CZcams video…
About face book? Huh? What are you on about mate?
@@nodiggity9472 About a face book page.
@@nodiggity9472he's obviously talking about the page George visited
@@nodiggity9472 omfg ur a genius!...
The Mum wanting her baby to be small is disgusting. For those of us that had our babies rushed off to the NICU - the bigger the better so they can get through whatever life throws at them. My not so little one has just turned 1 and is a huge 15kg chunk. I’m so glad she’s pushed through everything she went through and has thrived. Her rolls, dimpled knuckles and chubby cheeks are the best thing in world.
This, ofc I haven't had kids but surely having a bigger baby makes it more likely for them to survive? I was born 2 weeks late and was considered underweight bc of it so I'm like 90% sure they kept me at the hospital for a bit to check nothing was wrong
Exactly. I was born at ~2kg, it definitely isn't a good thing lol.
15kg at 1 year old??? its like drop kicking a brick
@@moon-moth1america any%
She obvs sucks, but too big and they will induce or perform a c section? I think? Becomes dangerous for the mother? Maybe?
Not a mum, never will be.🎉
Also, ouch.
The Tinderleigh one is even worse when you realise they've only been together for a little over a year and they're already married and 7 months pregnant
That guy probably regrets it
Ah so you mean my sister and her husband? 😬
@Iron Lix I am so sorry you share those genes
@@Slembilbong given the clear brain damage shown by the expectant mother I'd say her parents shared a good few genes
Any parent who monitors their 17 year old kid's phone, deserves everything they get.
Spoken like a true 17 year old
everything about that whole post screamed “gated community” 😭😭 getting a 10pm curfew at 17 my ass was told take a key or your ass sleeping outside for the night .
@@CZcamsCommenter1st lets play the game "whose going to the retirement home!"
@@CZcamsCommenter1st they’re 17, almost old enough to join the military, at that point if you’ve done your job as a parent properly you’ll have no reason to worry. If you fucked up then it is what it is, should have taken parenthood more seriously instead of having a kid you couldn’t raise well.
Spoken like an actual sane individual that values their privacy, freedom and rights.
my mum sent me a facebook post that had the signs of autism on it and said 'dont worry i love you just the way you are x' im not autistic what the fuck
Mine's the exact opposite. I'm CLEARLY autistic, but she refused to accept it and let me get tested (so I couldn't get the support I needed at school lol)
@@archerymidnight3422 my dad doesn’t believe me, my mum said she always thought I had but as she had my 5 siblings and she went down the childcare route she really understood me, whereas my dad says he’s never seen a symptom or anything in my and I’m like bruh. I can write you an essay on myself like what
@@archerymidnight3422 most schools are shite anyway I was diagnosed and they started giving me less support lmao
LMFAOO WHAT??
😂😂 she a g
Why are all mom's on Facebook obsessed with random vegetables possessing random healing powers
They only get their powers when they become oils
Their zodiac sign told them
TOMATO POWER
@@Ironbanner12that's a fruit bro
Because not all mothers on Facebook are into woo shite.
I think if you raise a child like a child, then when they become a teenager, raise them like a friend who knows more about the world than they do and they will turn out to be really nice people. These parents who monitor their child and act like a prison warden have control issues... Very worrying
I think that statement leaves allot of room for interpretation for example; how do you treat a child, like a child? If you treat your child like its stupid for example, like allot of people do with children. Then your child will grow to become an insecure teenager who mabye stuggles to deal with challenges they face, beacuse they don´t have enough confidence in themselves. Also a parent should not raise a teenager as though they are a freind, it sets a premise for unhealthy boundaries also. A parent is not a freind and will never be a freind, due to the emotionally controling power dynamic that being a parent sets the premise for, in modern western society. But yeah parents with control issues also see no boundaries and dont understand that their child is not their property, a child is a person with their own rights to afterall.
@@Nimoes_archive I actually think you're right to be honest. Very true about the boundaries part.
Damn... parenting must be hard
@@tobysimmonds487 Yeah parenting is hard and also creating new life is arguably immoral. Antinatalism ftw, Adopt instead of making new life imo.
@@Nimoes_archive idk, id describe my mum as my friend and i turn 18 in a few months. Id say shes done a good job BECAUSE she treated me like an equal, and created a relationship that allowed me to talk to her about anything. If you cant be friends with your parent, then youre just living with a slightly more informal school teacher.
@@Nimoes_archivesomeone has to make new life for the children for adoption to exist. What a retarded concept
12:00
There is a loophole in the first rule. His gf is 18, which means shes an adult, so hes technically under adult supervision
but he’s 17 so they’re basically the same age, u don’t become an adult overnight the second u turn 18 lmaooo
@@sophiapatti7606I’m surprised with your level of reasoning that we didn’t see you in this video.
@@faesucks by LAW, yes.
@@Jamo_7811 awww thank you!!
You're a genius
this is actually scary and depressing i feel so bad for these kids
Imagine finding out the only reason you were born is because you’re older sister didn’t want kids
While your mom goes off about how you're actually uncle Fred who died 20 years ago.
*your
I would like this but I would have thought the grammar nazi memes from a few years ago would have taught you your vs you’re.
5:13 I genuinely thought George said “I never feel intimate with my PARTNER while he’s shaving the back of my head” lmao I had to replay it
NO CUZ SAME
Ahahha I replayed it and I can’t un hear it
ngl same and i was like 'george is lgbt ???' until i heard father and was like ohhhh
@@sharkyh9769 girl he said Barber 😿
Partner shaving can be intimate, using a cutthroat razor to shave the neck, slowly and carefully.... One slip could kill you... 🥵
The lady who was teaching her infant sign language was sorta onto something, there is a real form of sign language that can be used with infants before they’re able to communicate verbally but something tells me she was trying to teach it ASL
And even then, the baby would only JUST start to be able to apply it being a 9 month old.
I'd let my three yr old drive but only because drunk driving is illegal and I have places to be
Bro got his priorities straight
My granddad used to have to drive his pos uncle and his cronies to the pub (very rural area with 3 cops in 200 miles) when he was 9 (in 1948). He said there would be 6 drunken brain deficiencies with legs in this ancient Austin van struggling up hills and because drunk people are unreasonable and these ones were worse than normal he'd get beaten when this 35 mile trip in an overloaded tin can with 20bhp took too long for them and they felt at risk of being sober. When the nicest man in Scotland says things I won't repeat about his own uncle you know you've got issues.
Finally some good parenting
@@johnyossarian1135generalising drunk people wow
Lol
Parenting licences need to be a thing
^100% We need licences to be a parent, in many countries.
forced abortions for anyone who gets pregnant without one 🪝👶
No. No they don't. That would cause way more problems than it would solve. It 100% would cost money, meaning that lower income people would be punished for having kids. What happens if someone is raped or their birth control fails? Are they then punished for having the kid? What happens to the kids? Are they just taken away from the parents? The foster care system already has a myriad of issues.
There's a ridiculously huge chance that it would lead to eugenics. No one is completely unbiased, what's to stop the authorities from denying a licence to someone because of their race, sexuality or economic situation?
as someone who's currently studying to become an expert in the field of parenting/raising kids and teens, all of these parents are doing something genuinely wrong
No offence but I feel like you don't need a degree to realize these people are a bit off.
@@NEEDbacon Fair tbh
@@NEEDbacon a bit off is a nice way of putting it, I would've just said they're shit parents tbh
@@NEEDbaconI've only been able to buy monster legally for 1 year and have realise something is off
no fucking shit
*"Who is your doctor? Harold Shipman?"* pissed myself, absolute left field take from big man Memeulous
Let's hope this one doesn't get deleted like the first
PHEW I wasn’t losing my mind lol
I genuinely thought I imagined it, searched for ages tryna find the video and it was gone
What was it
@@jjjosii dunno didn't get to watch it had the same title and thumbnail tho
@@jjjosii dunno didn't get to watch it had the same title and thumbnail tho
Cheers George for keeping me firmly childfree
Fr
George's next sponsor should be a condom company
As an old person (50+), FB has basically been abandoned by any of my friends who aren't insane. I very occasionally go back and feel depressed about the fate of most of my generation on there.
Sadly, some people do seem to get more and more into the bubble as they get older, but at least they can be laughed at 😂
Didnt know that anyone over 50 watched the george m youtube channel
@@samuelpinder1215 I guess I must be either youthful or immature then 😁
Another one here! @@samuelpinder1215
Whenever I’m around other people’s children I can feel my tubes slowly tying themselves…
If I remember rightly that one of the mum who showed her kid not strapped in and just wearing a nappy to school ended up with the police and child services involved. Also youtube reccomended me a channel the other day like the last one of a woman teaching her 4 year old to drive on their street
Thank God. I hope the kids are safe now.
Never clicked off the hub so fast
Fr
Sams bro
😂
You have your priorities straight
Real
George mentioning imagine your parents only letting do anything if youre literally sitting in the same room as them is way more common than i he knows
only in gated communities. it’s rich middle class people type shit.
being common doesn’t mean it’s right
@@LebronShaqthe2nd not all the time tbh, in some poor immigrant households where the man goes to work and the woman is forced to stay at home to raise the child, both parents come down on their child either out of jealousy for having more freedom and opportunities at a younger age or genuine fear of their child dying or becoming a drug addict/criminal instilled in them through severe culture shock by watching the media 24/7. Ironically this has the opposite effect and the kid will prolly act out more when they get older because they didn’t get to have any type of fun when they were younger so they go overboard when they finally do get freedom. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy regardless of social economic class.
I would love to be a mum but also terrified to raise kids with how the world is and my life rn. my bf and i are in the same boat and we feel we need to look after each other first and do other things in our life first before we can consider being stable enough to have kids. i dont get some people
Are you not scared of being pregnant?
Props to you guys for that. In my opinon the world rn is not fit for new life, their are too many global issues that we face that will not be fixed any time soon when they need to be. I think its best to not have kids at all. Me and my partner are considering adoption if we reach a point in our lives where we can also consider being stable enough mentally, physically and economically before we think about adopting a child.
9:02 sounds like severe postpartum depression
Actually laughed at 12:31 cause my grandad actually let me do that down our street at the same age, it made my week to steer round the cars on his lap 😂😂
7:55 THATS HER SON WTFFFF
Bro really said “Cat Place Holiday” 💀
I feel sorry for all them kids smh 🤦♂️
The police should archive these posts for reference in case some of those kids become serial killers.
Im guessing SS7 is step son 7, and she simply hates the kids that were birthed by her husbands previous partner. Sadly, very common.
11:05 Imagine still tracking your 20 year old's phone usage if you think thats bad (my parents still do this)
I have an online friend who's 24. They monitor her phone too, and her parents have control of her bank account 😢
im 13 right now, and my mum is a helicopter parent but my dad doesnt give a flying fuck about what i do on the internet, so i have a slight feeling that since my mum bought my phone for me as a christmas present, im gonna have to deal with these rules
@@scottish_lunaticTell her to trust you and don't traumatize yourself online.
get a grip and buy your own phone that they can't monitor lad
6:45 I work for a children's charity and we have some short breals services for chiodren with disabilities, so that parents and carers can have short periods of respite care. We only have a number of nights we do per year, and those are spread out throughout the year. We recently got a call from someone saying they have an autistic child that they want one of our services to look after for a few days. Not only is that not the way you get referred to our servces, but when asked about it, the parent wanted it so they could attend the wedding of their older child in another country and have a holiday out there for a week, with the wedding at the middle of the week away.
This video is the definition that some people shouldn’t be parents 😂😂😂
Legalise making potential parents pass tests before they have kids
It won’t matter, by the time that happens the earth will overpopulate, the idiots raised by idiots will peak and we’ll all be equalized through fire or water depending on what natural disasters come up in our parts of the world.
Love your content and you always manage to make me laugh :D have a great day
I've been taking melatonin for 7 - 8 years, and I'm 16. I'm constantly tired during the daytime BUT I can actually sleep at night so I'll take the brainfog over restless nights :3
who's your doctor? harold shipman? made me laugh too hard
I become miserable when i remember that people like this reproduce. I understand the reasoning behind wanting for people to be tested before being allowed to have a child however there would be lot of ethical issues that would come with enforcing that. So yeah, it is unfortunate that allowing children to suffer under horrible insane parents may actually be the more ethical option in this case. Maybe if CPS/CAS could actually do their jobs right...
Im def late but i think we need mandatory parenting classes all the way throughout schools. Statistically most people end up having children, its absolutely more important to have good parenting skills drilled into you than good english or mathematical skills
That poor baby would be finding sand everywhere for the rest for its life
10:11 apparently his name is Prinz Eugen and he is composed of Germans from Banat and Serbs from Banat, Croatia, Hungary and Romania
When i was three, i was obsessed with planes. Thank god my mother isn't the person who let their kid drive a damn car 💀
you need help
so do I
love ur vids mate, been watching you since 1999
Older generations go on about the younger gen being on their phones too much while being on Facebook, arguably the worst thing on the internet
Cattery is the word you’re looking for, George. 😂
My parents used to let me go to raves from 15 years old in the late 80's thru early 90's. I had girlfriends stay the weekend, my mum didn't even mind my friends and I smoking hippy cabbage at the house. Her philosophy was she'd rather we partied where we're safe rather than down the park or somewhere worse. The only rule in the house was that I had to get good grades otherwise I had to study instead of party, so I had a great incentive to do well.
I now work for the MoD/DoD as a weapon systems engineer for one of the UK's largest aerospace engineering companies! I've got 3 degrees (electrical/electronic/computer systems engineering). Clamping down on your children doesn't ensure they grow up to be better people, in fact I'd wager it does the opposite. I'm very relaxed with my young ones, discipline where it's necessary, free reign when it's appropriate, and they're doing great. They're smart kids, both book smart and street smart. They'll do just fine when they grow up.
Not sure, but SS7 to my mind means step-son, 7 years old. and the OP seems to not care much for them, since OP has issues with them using a MUG. granted it was a gift, but the alternative was it stayed in the cupboard.
2:48 - 2:57 this whole skit got me rolling on the damn floor for TOO long 😭😭
10:20 oh no "blended parenting" She's referring to her step son as SS7. Not sure if that means he's seven years old or if he's the seventh step son.
That parent that was annoyed with their kid for not being able to talk is especially moronic when you realise that kids only just start grasping actual words at 9 months, and even then its just the basic ones. I don't even have kids but I know my 4 month old nice ain't gonna start asking me the weather any time soon
My biological mother had me at 19. I'm the youngest of her four; I have 3 older half-siblings. She had my oldest half-sister at 13.
It's pretty crazy how young some people have kids
Yeh it's crazy. My friend fell pregnant when she was 14. She had an abortion though
5:05 this is so ridiculous to me 😂 I'm 24 and I shave my dads head loads, how is this intimate at all??
5:26 My parents did that with me and my 4 siblings. They wouldn’t have us sit by ourselves, no, there’d be a nanny. But they were in business class
10:38 That woman's doctor is definitely Hannibal Lecter.
3:02 does that mean she had her first baby at 12-13 😨
It's most likely she was 12 when she got pregnant, given 9 months of pregnancy, absolutely disgusting that poor child is literally a victim and her parents are clearly okay with it if it's happened again and she has such a positive attitude about it that realistically could only have come from her parents. I honestly don't understand how social services didn't take her away the first time, her parents are fucking despicable.
the harold shipman reference had me creasing
Facebook moms are a different breed
I am hoping most of these are satire
Same
Unfortunately they probably aren't, it's Facebook after all and I've seen far worse shit on there.
facebook is about the realest social media there is
@@bruhngl I know, thats why I said I “Hope” wasn’t saying how it was satire, was just saying that I hope it was. I know most of these unfortunately probably are, sad to see theirs lots of people like this but thats just the crazy world we live in
It’s a fantastic end to the day to see that george has uploaded
4:30 my grandparents used to threaten to make me do that since I was in 6th grade if I couldn't find clothes I havn't worn yet
"The police should be scouring Facebook and nicking these people" I'm pretty sure that is literally most of a Crim Int officer's job these days.
wait wait wait....she's 7 months pregnant and met her husband only a little over a year ago...shi**ing hell they moved fast
for real, with all the dysfunctional parents there are, you would think they would make some sort of legal back check to see if people are sane enough to raise a child. but no.
12:50 I see no issue little man looks confident
Is it weird that I think the 3 year old one isn’t that bad, like obviously it shouldn’t be happening. But like let’s say they were to do it on empty private land, go super slow (seeing as she has control of the pedals), the toddler basically is doing nothing. It’s just giving the toddler the illusion of driving
She said driving on her lap wasn't enough for the kid so I think she plans on letting him have more control, even though the kid wouldn't even be able to reach the pedals 🤦🏻♂️
@@bruhngl unless the 3 year old has that NBA gene
@@bruhngl Seemed more like she was looking for an alternative to just letting her kid have a go with her car. I'd say try and get the kid into Karting. Maybe still a few years off but that's at least an option.
@@NEEDbacon maybe but either way the kid is too young. Most go-karting places, at least where I live, have age restrictions so they definitely wouldn't let a toddler behind the wheel
What’s wrong with that? Anybody can drive on private land, there’s no licensing or age requirements, you just need to be able to control the car
This is how future motorsports drivers are made
I was wondering where the Facebook mum video was cause I swear I saw this title already 👁️👄👁️
Fr
he tweeted about it, it got demonised so he took it down
@@zacheast3910 ohhh makes sense, genuinely thought I’d lost my mind lol
Facebook is genuinely a great thing. It helps weed out these absolute cretins
Technically on private land there are no driving laws however the owner of said land remains legally liable for any accident or injury.
Waited a whole day for this to drop from yesterday 🙄
3:27 It’s actually easier for babies to learn sign language than talk 😅
it’s a problem with the parenting. out of all the billions of babies that were raised from birth every single one of them even the ones with autism were able to be taught to communicate u less they had a genetic disorder. so if a parent doesn’t have the patience or skill to teach a child basic life communication skills they shouldn’t be a parent.
@@LebronShaqthe2nd I mean, it seems less like the child is incapable. More the mom is upset it's not speaking Oxford level English before even being a year old.
i mean the last one isnt that bad, when I was like 5-6 my dad also let me 'drive' (=hold the wheel while rolling extremely slow in an empty dead-end street), its not like they're gonna let a 3 year old drive on the motorway lol but as a kid that feels fucking awesome
...except she said at the end that it's not enough and she is looking for places that allow 3 year old to drive
@@billcipher8645 Could go to like a go kart place for it.
Watching this gives me confidence I might not be as bad of a parent as I worry I would be... granted I'm 22 and haven't had much relationship experience so I don't know how likely it is I'll even have a chance to have a kid, but at least I'm not THIS braindead...
Saw this the other day but nice job george
I don't need any contraceptive after this video, this worked perfectly well
that baby's gonna struggle learning how to spell their name
I'd ask which one, but I think it applies to all of them in this vid sadly
''What is love baby dont hurt me''🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣
Here in America, overbearing parents that monitor 17 and even 18+ year olds aren't as uncommon as you'd think, unfortunately... My dad and step mom had me essentially locked in my room with only paper, writing stuff (that I had to get myself) and books until I was 18... Really fucked me up
lock them in a room with nothing but a table, and a bowl of soup with bleach mixed in it
True
I was looking for this video not realising it was taken down lmao
A 4 month old absolutely shouldn’t be having melatonin but melatonin doesn’t immediately knock you out and make you feel terrible the next day. Melatonin is naturally produced by your body to make you tired but sometimes you don’t produce enough so you need to take it as a medication. I guess if you took the really high doses they have in America it might knock you out but if you have a regular dose it should just make you sleepy enough for you to go to sleep and it shouldn’t make you feel bad the next day. Your body naturally produces melatonin so it should feel just like a regular sleep. I was prescribed melatonin for years and took it every night when I was in high school.
we're literally here to do one job, to avoid extinction. stupid parents doesn't necessarily mean stupid kids.
8:53 imagine if theyre neighbour was a survivor and just kept it secret
I just went aww... when George called his father papa. We don't hear that often but I think it's a sweet name.
the fact that Tinderleigh’s parents met on Tinder barely over a year ago and are already married explains everything
the only normal one was the kid driving. when i was around 2/3 my grandad would let me steer his jeep around his land whilst he would use the pedals.
“Intuit” - the act of applying intuition
12:53 family friend used to let me do this but with a tractor. (But I was 7 and it was 5mph in a field while he has control of the pedals so he can just stop. By the time I was 14 he had to use a hey bale spear and how to use the mini digger to dig (obviously). This kid just skipped all that 7 years of slow learning and went straight to driving XD
Just realised that George wears a mask in his videos and that it isn’t a part of his facial structure
Yea I thought his face just did that
Who is your doctor? Harold Shipman…
Fucking floored me! 😂
The real miracle that the God squad should have been going apeshit over is the fact that the last window licker wasn't also an Altima owner
The Harold shipman joke got me ngl 😅
The one about the Lower Mainland does not surprise me, it's in my province in Canada and my parents LITERALLY let me do the same thing at the same age. It was ridiculous and I have no idea why this is SO common here
At 12:24 in the video my dad is the same exact way as that mom thank god that my mom pays for my phone so he can’t monitor anything as intensely as her
you a female or male ?
@@LebronShaqthe2nd male why
Oi. I learned to drive like that back in the 90's. When I took driving lessons, the instructor said I was one of the most comfortable people he ever saw handle the wheel. Wasn't nervous at all. Told him I learned at the knee of my pops and supplimented lessons from old racing games at the local arcade.
great video george lovely jubbly
that 3yo driving the car is the next Lewis Hamilton
I have an expression for videos like this. "Neural Sandpaper." You can just feel everything in your big juicy brain withering away inside. You fall deeper into a more complex states of fundamental confusion of how any of this could be real to begin with. It only gets worse as you realise that someone thought it was the best idea to post it on the Internet.
bit of cheeky lofi
Shocking behaviour 😂😂
You should do a reaction drinking video on the flat earth group would watch that any day lol 😂😂